Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Sleeping with the Devil

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Another episode with Brandi in-studio, what a treat!! Your hosts start off by discussing some important baseball stuff, the fact that Sarah is allergic to Wells, and them making YFT wedding appearances. Wells has lots to say on the Zack Bryan / Brianna Chickenfry drama and the two discus the upcoming election before diving into fave things, including a Tell Me Lies finale recap. Lastly, in a segment we should call Champagne Problems, they discuss how rich they’d need to be to be content.  Favorite things mentioned:  Love is Blind (Netflix)  Deadpool & Wolverine (Buy or Rent)  Tell Me Lies (Hulu)  The Franchise (HBO)  Florida Man (Netflix)  A Hole In The Ground by Porridge Radio  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Goodwipes: If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grab Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright aqua, rose, and emerald packages. They're also available on Amazon if you’re more of an online shopper.  Good American: Shop now at GoodAmerican.com. Use Promo Code YFT for $50 OFF your first pair. Don’t forget to select “podcast” at checkout and choose our show to let them know we sent you.   Acorns: Head to acorns.com/YFT or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today!   Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus + our TikTok @yftpodcast & be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Okay. What's up? I thought you were going to do the Skype call sound. Oh, you want... You're not in a headphone mix. She's here already now. She is here. She

is here. Could you hear it in those? Yeah. Okay. Brandy's in the house. In the actual house. You're in LA. You're where you should be. You should live here. No. Why not?

I don't like it here. You love it here. I don't. Nothing's easy. Nothing's easier. Is anything easy anywhere? Yeah, it's easier in Nashville. Is it?

Yeah. Getting to the airport's easier. Getting through the airport's easier. Although I find it out of Burbank. Yeah, Burbank's easier than Nashville. It is, you're right. Than B&A, for sure. You don't necessarily always have the luxury of flying out of Burbank.

I know. Burbank needs to figure it out. They do. They need to have a direct to New York. Yeah. But here's the thing. If they start doing that, that airport will become busier. I know.

And then it will defeat the whole purpose of Burbank Airport. I know, I know, I know. But whatever. What were you saying to me before? How much I hate LA? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were saying

something about Sarah. Oh. She's sneezing a lot. Yeah. What's going on there? Okay, so I think she's allergic to me. I'm not,

I'm not lying to you. Like, I think that she's allergic to Boo, our dog. Okay. I think that she's allergic to Boo, our dog. Okay. I think she's allergic to everything. Uh-huh. You know?

But a lot of times she won't be sneezing. Then I'll come sit down and then she'll start sneezing. And I'm like, I think that you're allergic to me. You know? Mm-hmm. What the fuck is happening here? So, yeah, my wife's allergic to me. Is that good or bad?

Is that a bad thing? I don't think it's good. Okay. Yeah. I don't think it's good either. I'm not sure about that. We've got the Dodger game on right now. World Series, game three.

I heard there was a... Walk-off Grand Slam. Grand Slam. Yeah. Walk-off Grand Slam. Never happened in the World Series before. It's pretty crazy. Which is crazy.

Freddie Freeman did it, who's hurt, actually. Okay. They walked Mookie Betts, who's a member of my golf club, who I see all the time. And I have a funny story about that. Okay. They walked him to get to Freddie Freeman because he's hurt. And then Freddie Freeman, first pitch, gone. Wow.

Game over. And they kind of were not looking that good that entire game. What game of the series was this? This was number one. Oh. And then the Dodgers won the second game. What game of the series was this? This was number one. And then the Dodgers won the second game. Kind of easy. It came down to the end

a little bit again, but like it looked like the Dodgers were going to win. So is it like basketball where they do like two games here, two games there? One, one, one. That's the same. Yes. Got it. I don't know if it's going to get that far because yeah. Otani, you you know the like japanese

phenom he hurt his wrist sliding into second the other day but it doesn't really matter anyways let me tell you my story about mookie bets maybe i shouldn't even tell this story oh well that means you should definitely tell i know right yeah so moookie Betts is a member at my golf club. So after one of the games, he is like at the club hitting golf balls. Okay. And this is a name droppy story, but you know what? It just is what it is. Yeah.

Andy Garcia is a member of the golf club as well. It's LA, baby. What are you going to do? You know, we'll make you a star. And I know Andy really well. I played with him actually the other day. Uh, humblebrag. Andy doesn't give a fuck about anything,

but he is a Dodger fan. And he goes up to Mookie and he's like, what are you doing? Stop this. Go home right now. You're going to hurt yourself. And we need you for this world series. And Mookie's like,

no, I'm going to keep whatever doing it. So then the next day after the game, he's out hitting golf balls again. And so no one says anything to him. He's like, what are you going to say to a guy who's also like one of our best players? Sure. So we go play golf. We go play.

It generally takes about two hours to play the front nine. So we get done with the front nine. We're about to go to the back. And who's still on the range? Motherfucking Mookie Bratz is still out there just smacking balls around before a World Series game. Okay. Seems crazy.

Built different, that dude. I guess. Anyways, I just thought that was kind of interesting. Wow. Insider baseball. Do you have a baseball team? No. I don't really like baseball.

Yeah, it is kind of boring. Yeah. If I'm being honest with you. I don't love it. I also really don't love this new pant that they're wearing. Oh, yeah. You liked it with the socks up? I did. Yeah. Some guys still being honest with you. I don't love it. I also really don't love this new pant that they're wearing. Oh, yeah. You liked it with the socks up? I did.

Yeah. Some guys still do it. Okay. I hate these like fucking straight leg boot cut. I don't disagree with that at all. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. I think that Aaron Judge, who will probably be coming up soon, he still pulls them up.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I agree, though. I think, you know what? Have some respect for your elders. Yeah. okay yeah yeah i agree though i think you know what have some respect for your elders yeah also like the other pants really accentuated their ass a lot 100 you know and now i'm like you just look like a fucking dork a schlub yeah yeah i don't like it i don't disagree with that you're in town

for a while you're doing sorry we're cyrus yep it feels weird to call it that i keep calling it sorry we're still yeah are you sorry that you're a cyrus it It feels weird to call it that. I keep calling it Sorry We're Stone. Yeah. Are you sorry that you're a Cyrus? It's not meant to be literal. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's more of like a sarcastic like Sorry We're Cyrus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like sorry for partying. Yeah, exactly. I get it. Sorry not sorry, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I came in town I've been here since Friday actually.

Oh, thanks for the call. It was a very I literally found out Friday morning that I was coming on Friday to play a halloween house party in the hollywood hills was it someone famous no it was just a bunch of kids like throwing a house party but like had the money for you they had a lot of money for a lot of

things the house was fucking huge it was packed lined down the freaking street people trying to get in it was like a house party from a movie like it felt like we were in a movie like were you not supposed to be doing it like what was it like the parents were like in paris for the summer so like we kept at we were like so yeah where are your parents they were like oh we just like send them on a trip and we like and they let us throw house parties i was like really and they were drinking and smoking and doing drugs and sex i'm sure i'm sure um classic halloween house party that you'd see in the movies very fun i had a

great time my set popped off and so yeah i flew in friday to do that and that was cool and then i've been recovering over the weekend so these kids they hit you up they're like did you know them no went through your agency of a friend of a friend right like a like a promoter friend of mine was like hey my friends are throwing this house party they want you to dj yeah and i was like okay well they paid full rate yeah more than yeah because you have to fly out talk to my agents you know and they were like i guess it's happening so i did that and it was cool i would do it again yeah you know hire me for your house parties all right so i did that and then would you ever do a wedding i've been asked a couple times here's my thing is like i just don't play wedding reception music got it i don't play

the typical yeah you're the after party yeah i would i would do like your after party was cool like i would do something like that but most people want like your fucking tootsie slides and your like cheesy shit yeah we had had a DJ at our after party. You did. And it was good. It was cool. Yeah. But yeah, I typically just say no to weddings cause it's not really my thing.

I understand. Um, you know, like once I'm washed up, maybe that's where I go. I don't know. We could be like a, like a package deal, you know, where like I will marry Rev Wells will be here to marry you and then you come in afterwards. I like it. You know? I like it. Alright.

It's not a bad idea. It's not. It might be washed up in like two years so you know. Yeah. Well you know. Put together the press kit. You know? I like it. What would be our business? Your favorite wedding? Give it a ding. I like it. I don't hate it. What would be our business? Your favorite wedding? Give it a ding.

I like it. I don't hate it. It's not bad. It's not. Or your only wedding. You don't want to have a favorite. That means you've had multiple. That's funny.

Well, most people do these days. Yeah. So you're in town for a little bit. Yep. All right. In town for a bit. Have another show this next weekend. Another Halloween party. This one's at a club. Yeah. So you're in town for a little bit. Yep. All right. In town for a bit. Have another show this next weekend, another Halloween party. This one's at a club in Hollywood called the Avalon. It's a very cool club. Yeah. So if you're in Hollywood, LA this week and won't come

to Halloween party on Friday, come on, come on out. I'm going to, uh, Nina and Sean, their Halloween party. Cool. On Friday? The first. Yep. And then the day before I'm going to my brother's house and we're going to hand out candy with the

with the kid. Cute. You know. So we'll have you know we'll have all the bases covered. Okay. Love it.

You want to start the show? We should. Yeah. Go for it. Okay. Welcome to the house. Bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...

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Okay. So I feel like there's been a lot of big news, but the thing that I wanted to talk about the most was Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Bryan breaking up. Okay. And I don't know if you have thoughts. I mean, you know my thoughts. I bet you could guess them.

Yeah, I feel like probably the rant I'm about to go on is probably going to be similar to yours. But it's a little closer to home, I feel like, for you. I'm not really sure. But here's the thing. I think that she's young. She's like 25. How old is he? He's got to be older, right?

He's got to be 30. Not? He's got to be 30. Not that much older. In his 30s. Let's look it up. 28. See, not that much older. He's not. But he's been married.

I know. He was married to someone who was in the Air Force or something like that. Yeah, they were both military, I guess. Yeah, right? And then he was with someone else. So he's got a little bit of fuck boy in him. Uh-huh. Right?

There's a little fuckery going about. Now, she's young, and I feel bad for her. But, like, she also, like, replaced another girl from what I remember. From what all the TikTok has shown me all about. The TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I do feel bad for her. I also, there's a part of me that feels bad for him because she has the might of maybe the most

aggressive media company behind her. Right? I don't feel bad for him. I know I'm just saying like you have all of Barstool against you. Like that kind of But you knew you signed up for that. Yeah you had to know that I was going to end poorly. If I was his PR person

I'm like let's just not do this. This is a bad idea. Right? Like, pick someone else. Unless you guys are going to get married and live happily ever after, you know she's going to cheat on you. And there's proof. And you can put that out there so you can cover your ass. Sure.

You're going to have the might of so many bros against you. And not for nothing, my guy, but you are bro country. Right? Actually, he's a little bit more than bro country. He is. That's a lot of his demo, right? Yeah. It's gotta be dudes with flat bill hats for sure. And square toed boots. Yep. And that's how, you know, you're not a real cowboy. Anyways, all to be said, and I know that you come from a house of musicians. So I say this knowing that you're probably going to disagree with me a little bit. But like, hey, guys, let's stop dating musicians and thinking that they're not going to act like musicians.

No, I agree with you. Brianna Chicken Fry, why don't you date a basketball player? Well, they're not any better. That's what I'm saying. Like, they've got a girl in every port. Right. Yeah. And so do musicians. Like, they go on tour. Everyone That's what I'm saying. Like, they've got a girl in every port. Right. Yeah. And so do musicians.

Like, they go on tour. Everyone, they have backstage. Everyone wants to fuck them. They've got a bus, you know. Yep. Nothing good happens on the road. No. Nothing. All roads in this tour bus were ending in the same place. Yes, because men are garbage. Yeah. Let me find

that one. Men are garbage. There we go. Wow, that was actually very similar to the original. I know. I heard it in my head as I said it. Yeah. Let me find that one. Men are garbage. There we go. Wow, that was actually very similar to the original. I heard it in my head as I said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't feel bad for him.

Here's the thing. The music was great. And like, he does fucking write really good songs. Zero question. What? Zero question. Yeah. But...

Please be shit. Maybe the reason why you write good songs is because you're a piece of shit. True. You know? Maybe the reason why your songs are about heartbreak is because you're breaking a lot of hearts. Am I crazy? Hey, girls, let's stop dating this guy. Yeah.

And here's the thing. He fucking wrote that song that, you know, that 28 song or whatever. And it's all about her. I'm sure that fucking got her so moist in the undercarriage. But then he did what he's going to do. Doesn't Taylor Swift do the same thing? Yeah. Yes.

But somehow it's never her fault. Yeah, but why? I don't know. Maybe that's what we need to be asking ourselves. Because she's not a man. She's not a man. Watch yourself. I mean, that's what we need to be asking ourselves. Maybe because she's not a man. She's not a man. Oh, garbage. Well.

Watch yourself. Maybe Taylor Swift and Zach Bryan should be together. Maybe. I could see it. No. She's got a big old guy now. I know. You know?

I can't believe they're still together. Shocked. You don't think they're going to get married? I have no idea. I think they may really get married. They might. I don't believe they're still together. Shocked. You don't think they're going to get married? I have no idea. I think they may really get married. They might. I don't know. But yeah, anyways, I'm sorry for those two kids,

but I can't say that I'm not surprised by it. It was an inevitability. Surprised at all. I know. And if you're going to be in a high-profile relationship, you need to make sure the breakup is the dual post hey we still love and respect well it's his fault that it wasn't i know his pr person must be like dude you are the worst what are you doing and like so i went and looked at i don't follow him i don't think i'm not following i'm not really sure

anyways i went and looked at his page the thing that he wrote was really long or whatever. And then it was him being like, now we're fixing up a car. And I'm like, whoa, bro, you can't have a story after that. No. Where you're just like living your life. You can't do that. You got to at least act like you're broken hearted. I pretend. And then she, of course, is like crying on her bathroom floor.

Oh, my God. Sobbing. I know. Anywho, that's what I got. Have you voted? I haven't yet. Yeah. I don't like.

I think in Tennessee, I go in person. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone here is doing it by mail. I know. Someone lit one of those boxes on fire. No. Yeah.

But it was in Portland. It's like, what are you going to fucking change over there, guy? Probably nothing. That's going to stay blue. Yeah. If you're going to do it, you got to do it in like Pennsylvania or Georgia or something. What do you think is going to happen here? I don't fucking know.

I don't either. I think it's a complete toss up. Yeah. Because, okay, in 2016, I was like, there's no way that Trump's going to win. I know. And this is not me getting political. This is what I thought at the time. And then when he lost to Biden, I wasn't sure if Biden was going to win.

Did you think Biden was going to win that? I thought it was 50, 50. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah.

And then now I'm here and I'm like, I don't, I have no idea. I just wish Michelle Obama could run. Yeah. Or would run. You know, I,

maybe I should get into politics because I'm pretty level headed. I'm pretty level headed. You are, you know, and I've actually listened to both sides and I can be like, listen because I'm pretty level-headed. I'm pretty level-headed. You are. You know? And I've actually listened to both sides. And I can be like, listen, I'm a reverend. I can do this. Right.

But here's the thing. I think that I would be on both sides of the aisle sometimes. And I don't think they want that. I think they want someone that's going to do. Polarizing. Yes. I know. But that's not what the American people want.

I know. Who is they anyway? Yeah. We yeah we should be we're supposed to be they but there's some other they out there that's pulling all these strings and i don't like it i know i know i know you know yeah i'm not sure um you got some faith things bro or what yeah bro um oh my god are you watching love is blind no i'm not ah is it so good it's so good wow um i'm probably five episodes in so i'd say about halfway there is just nothing better than the reveal when these two fucking people that have been talking through a wall have professed love to each other through a wall proposed through a wall and said all this crazy shit then they see each other for the first time and the looks on their

faces are fucking priceless yeah they're always like oh they're fat yeah or short yeah yeah or receding hairline oh yeah oh yeah And there's always one that's like, I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but there's a couple. And one was like, yeah, I was a football player. Like I've got a big build and like blah, blah. And she was like, oh my God, I was a cheerleader and like blah, blah. And her boy, and she's like totally ditzy sounding. And so, you know, that this guy is thinking this is some like petite blonde cutesy cheerleader. And you know, she's thinking this is some big linebacker of a man right this is the prom king the prom queen that's what you know these two people are thinking they're talking to and oh my god when they saw

each other the girl is devastated really has anyone ever like right when they meet been like nope i don't think so but not gonna do it this girl's face said nope yeah this girl's face and energy she was like nope what immediately no 100 no like was she cute and tiny and like a cheerleader she was actually tall like she was taller than him no and i could just tell the minute she walked out there that she was like no this is not what i thought you know yeah um and he's he's actually like he's cute but he's a smaller guy and he i think he sold it to her as like i'm a big football player yeah she just assumed you know anyway yeah he was a slot receiver

priceless um so some of the some of the like reveal if that's what you call it um some of those have been so good and then there's this other fucking couple on there that, Oh my God, the guy is such a piece of shit, liar, gas lighter, just like piece of garbage, completely delusional.

And professes his love to one girl. She picks somebody else and then has the nerve to go tell the, his other second choice like ah you're the one i'm just so in love with you proposes to her and even though the girl that he first confessed his love to told girl number two like hey i just think you should know this homegirl don't care yeah homegirl accept the proposal and she fucking it doesn't care and i am just shocked i'm shooketh i just can't believe it have you seen the game where people are watching the show blindfolded or like

covering the tv so that would be interesting so they watch it so they're also blind and then they get to see the reveal no i'm gonna do that next time really you're gonna look at a fucking blank that's a thing probably not not. But it's genius. It's a good idea. It is. There should be, like Netflix should have a way of like watching it that way. Yeah. It really should.

Where you can watch it where, like you're a girl. Yeah. So you're only seeing the guys. Or you know. Yeah, yeah. You're only seeing the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be interesting. That's a good idea.

Fuck Netflix. Don't give it away, Wells. I know. Damn it. Netflix is like, we're not gonna make new shit, but I will make three different

of the same show for the exact same price. Yeah. Anyway, I'm loving it. Loving Love is Blind. All right. Loving it. I finally watched

Deadpool versus Wolverine. And? Didn't love it. So good. Oh. It is just so fantastic. Yes. And I know that Ryan Reynolds is having a little bit of a villain edit right now because of his wife, really.

Yeah. I don't think he did anything wrong. Yeah. But, you know, he's fucking the devil. And when you do that, you know, the dick is possessed. And I love Hugh Jackman. I really do. What I think I love most about Hugh Jackman is he is a musical theater dork.

Totally. That has somehow been given the reins to the role that you are the most manly thing in the world. This is true. Right? Yeah. And I think I love that about that he gets to be this role. Sure. You know, Ryan Reynolds is always irreverent

and like kind of never takes it seriously. The character, himself, whatever. But Hugh Jackman does. Like his character is layered, emotional. There was a part of me that was like i i kind of want deadpool to show his humanity like logan weapon x gets to be you know but that's really not the thing maybe kind of at the end it does but i will say this this is this is like the so like the 17 guys they're listening i grew up as a huge marvel comic kid, and I was really into the X-Men. And then like after school cartoons, I watch X-Men every day in the 90s.

And like if you're of that age, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And my favorite superhero was always Gambit. And Gambit's in this, and it's Channing Tatum is Gambit. Oh. He really kind of goes overboard with like his Cajun accent. It's so good. You see it and you're like,

you just want them to make this movie. And I hope that they do. But there's so many amazing freaking cameos in it. You have Wesley Snipes playing Blade. You have Chris Evans, who you think is going to be Captain America, but because of licensing, they can't do it, so he's Johnny Storm from Fantastic Four, which is very, very

funny. You have Henry Cavill, who you think is going to be Superman, but obviously because of DC, he can't, so he's the Cavalry. He's Wolverine. And then you have Channing Tatum. Oh, and then you have Jennifer Garner, who's Elektra.

It brings in so many fun characters and then you have Channing Tatum, oh, and then you have Jennifer Garner, who's Elektra, like, it's, it brings in so many fun characters from the Marvelverse, and from X-Men, and everything, but I will say this, I loved all the Wolverine movie, I like all the X-Men movies just fine, I always think that they did a disservice to the character of Wolverine, fighting style, they did a disservice to the character of Wolverine, fighting style, dialogue, costume, except at the end when they did Logan, I thought that that was a really, really wonderful film. And I always thought the reason why that they never did a very good job with the X-Men

or with Wolverine in general was always because it was PG-13. And if you're going to be Wolverine, you have to be ripping people in half. Like the whole thing of that guy's character is that he has knives on his hands that just cut people in half. And you need to see that.

True. So they finally did it. Like they gave him his costume back, which was like fucking dope. Then it's finally rated R, so it's fucking gory. It took all this time and someone like Ryan Reynolds,

who actually is a fan of the comics to really truly do wolverine correctly and for that i'm in sharks it was fantastic okay now is it like a little silly and like did they maybe kind of go a little bit too long with all the wolverines and like staying in this one little like realm maybe so so. But at the end of the day, I loved it. I thought it was a fantastic movie. Okay, great. I'll watch it. Six Claws.

Wow. Straight up. Okay. Yeah. And I really, really so desperate. I always wanted them to make a Gambit. And they had it. So I guess Channing taylor was supposed to be

gambit but then he was doing another movie and then so they gave the role to that guy from friday night lights taylor kitch yes really yeah taylor kitch huh and he's not great at it well but also like the the film they didn't really let him yeah he's an's in X-Men Origins Wolverine. They don't really let him get to be the character. The character is so cool. He's like this Cajun riverboat gambler with this really southern accent. He's in love with Rogue. And everything he touches turns to plasma explosives. So he throws cards that fucking explode in people.

And he's got a cool staff that he uses. He's just badass. He can fly a little bit with that staff. Anyway, he's got a cool staff that he uses he's just badass he can fly a little bit with that staff anyway he's got a cape so anyways all i want all i want is for them to make the gambit movie okay and i want you and team to do it all right so i'm in well put it out there all right i'll do it sick i don't know about you but i have a really hard time finding jeans that fit unfortunately denim is a closet staple. So it's something that you have to have in your wardrobe. It really is just a go-to,

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A lot of the white tears have been messaging me telling me they want to hear about the Tommy Lies finale. Oh yeah, I've been seeing that a lot too. Oh my god, Wells. It was so fucking good. Like, the season's been good for sure. Like I think this season was actually better than the first season. Okay.

But the season was good. The finale was fucking great. So much happened. What happened? So much fucking happened. So much shocked me. Like I just, there's some, okay. So spoiler alert, I'm going to talk about it and I'm definitely spoiling it.

If you have not seen the finale I would fast forward like at least two minutes because there's a lot to say fair enough okay ready set go I'm starting to think I Lucy is like you know she's like the heroine she's the protagonist for the in every sense like I'm

starting to not root for Lucy I'm starting to feel like Lucy is her own fucking worst enemy and is just making really bad decisions. And I just don't know. You know, I've wanted the best for Lucy and I've felt bad for her and Stephen's a piece of shit. And it just really made me feel for Lucy. But Lucy's really starting to lose me. She is.

And her just keeping going back to Stephen is fucking psychotic. It's actually psychotic. Because she knows everything about this guy she knows how terrible he is how dangerous he is what a piece of shit he is he's turned his back on her and lied to her so many times embarrassed her so many times it's just unreal i can't believe it and she keeps going back why and all the fans are pointing out like her fucking steven and then going straight to her boyfriend who she just cheated on in the same underwear and fucking him is crazy. Yeah.

Do you not think that's disgusting? I mean, at least change your underwear. At least change your fucking underwear. That's disgusting. Maybe like a good wipe. I'm shook that she kept the underwear. Horrible. Okay.

So that, although that is that although why is that even brought up it's like and you i'm keeping my underwear well because that's how steven tells her boyfriend steven's like well i fucked her this morning and he's like okay and he's like red underwear lace thing like he like describes them and he's and then the guy beats steven up it's terrible anyway lucy's losing me i just like like, you know, I can only have so much, you know, sympathy for you when you just keep making these bad decisions. So that's that. Boy, oh boy.

Bree's relationship with the teacher, the married teacher, her little affair that she's had going on. Yeah. It blows up in her face and you immediately feel so bad for her. And then you find out the fucking wife was in on it. The wife of the teacher knew about it the whole time. They have an open relationship. And the teacher is like, walks in on them and is like,

oh yeah, Brie, hey. And Brie's like freaking out. And then starts kind of going in on the wife and being like, you're so disgusting that like you knew about this and blah, blah, blah. And the and, and the teacher has, you know, is in the right by saying like, Brie, you were fucking my husband and coming to my class. Like who's the fucked up one in this situation? Is it me or is it you? You know? And that whole thing just fucking blew my mind. Like I never in a million years was thinking that the wife knew. So like, holy shit, that was crazy.

And then if all of that's just not great enough. Okay. You have Diana, Steven's girlfriend, dirty Diana, Diana was Steven's OG girlfriend. Right. Then he goes,

he goes to Lucy and then he goes back to Diana. So Diana has been through some shit. Diane's Diana has seen some shit from Steven. And even though she knows a lot of the bad shit, Steven's done, she's chosen to stay with him, which is so strange, right? You're like, if you know, X, Y, Z, and you've already been cheated on and he's left you once and you know, he's done this. Why stay with the guy? You know? So you're

really starting to question like, man, we hate Diana. She's still staying with this piece of shit, even though he's treated everybody else so badly. And then at the end of this finale, you find out that she is the smartest fucking woman on this show. She knows Steven's a psycho. She knows what lengths he goes to to get his way and get what he wants. So she pretends to bomb the LSAT. She pretends to get a horrible LSAT score, which she knows is a big turnoff to him.

Then she pretends that her dad's cut her is a big turnoff to him. Then she percent pretends that her dad's cut her off financially. They go to dinner. She's got his credit card. They ordered this big dinner. Diana's ordered all the shit spent like probably a thousand dollars on dinner thinking she's using your dad's credit card. And then it gets declined. And Steven's like, ew, right? Like, he's like, I like this girl because she's got daddy's money and she's smart. And now both these things are turning out not to be true and you're like holy shit and then steven at the end of the episode breaks up with diana yes and then diana gets on the phone turns her credit card back on yeah and meets with her counselor about her amazing lsat score and you find out

that she has manipulated steven into breaking up with her because she knew that if she broke up with him, that she would then become Lucy. She would then become the center of all of his anger and all of his bullshit. So she turns herself into somebody. Steven doesn't want it's fucking genius. Well, Diana, Diana,

I've done a one 80. I didn't like Diana. And now I love Diana. She's so fucking smart girl, I've done a 180. I didn't like Diana, and now I fucking love Diana. She's so fucking smart. Girl, I love this for you. Can't judge a book by the cover, yeah? Boy, oh boy, what a great, great finale. Boy, oh boy, yeah.

I love it. I think there were some other things I missed, too, but man. Oh, yeah, the guy, the football player's brother dies. Like, there's just so much that happens. It was a phenomenal finale, so tell me lies. Great show. Whoa. Great finale.

Sarah needs to watch this show i'm surprised i'm surprised she doesn't watch it yeah yeah lucy's out diana's in i know i know i know too much now yeah you know too much i'm still watching the franchise i told you about the franchise right it is so fucking good okay please go it but here's the only problem with it i think everyone can like it, but I think that if you have worked on a movie set, it's really, really fun or a TV set. It's so much funnier because now it's more like, have you ever been in a work environment? Like a corporate environment would be like this. I heart was like this for me. It was very corporate. And I was like, this is the

most fucked up, like everyone hates each other. Like none of this is working. I don't know how any of this works out. Right. You know, I imagine a lot of people who like work is the most fucked up like everyone hates each other like that none of this is working i don't know how any of this works out right you know so i imagine a lot of people who like work in the corporate world would appreciate the franchise have you heard of florida man i have i watched the preview i think it looks good so i watched the first episode of florida man okay great cast yeah so it's done like drunk history was done remember how drunk history was someone got drunk and they told a slice of history and then they reenacted it it's exactly what they're doing but it's like a story about a florida man that's like crazy and then it's like actors that are very very good reenacting it the first one's about this guy who's like really big into, is it Danger Mouse?

Like a DJ. Deadmau5. Deadmau5, yeah. Who's Danger Mouse? I don't know. Oh, Danger Mouse was in the band with the guy from The Shins. Oh, okay. Deadmau5.

I think, no. Anyways, this guy's big into like this EDM scene and he needs money to be able to go out to like California or whatever, to see some show he, it works at Disneyland. So he would go on to Craigslist willing to do whatever for some quick money. I need money or whatever. And he was like,

I bet I won't do anything sexual. And this one guy was like, okay, this is gonna be a really weird ask, but this is what I want. And he's like, I want you to cut my toe off and eat it in front of me and like he like agrees to it and he goes with this

friend who's a girl and they like put the plastic down they like get the scissors and they're about to do it scissors yeah or the knife whatever it is and they're about to do it not scissors anyways so it's reenacting this entire thing and the story is crazy i mean you heard most of it right there but like the way it ends is crazy anyway so it's all these short stories reenacted about people who are florida men right and it's on netflix i think i actually like drunk history better well i really like drunk history it was good i was bummed that that that didn't keep going but anyways the least of the first story is just so wild that you're like okay we got to keep on watching this so we did that and and then i watched another movie which was pretty good it wasn't quite like a uh

which was pretty good. It wasn't quite like a... It wasn't as good as it could be, but it wasn't bad. It's called Don't Move. Have you heard of that? Mm-mm. It's on Netflix as well. A seasoned killer injects a grieving woman with a paralytic agent.

She must run, fight, and hide before her body shuts down. Don't move. On Netflix, starring Kelsey Isabel and Kelsey Isbeel. Isbeel. She's from Yellowstone. Yeah.

Beautiful girl. And then Finn Wittrock. Okay. She's mourning the death of her son and she goes to where her son fell off a cliff. They were camping or whatever. And she's up there and she's about to basically commit suicide. And this guy comes and like basically talks her off the ledge, literally talks her off the ledge. And then it turns out that he's a bad boy.

And he paralyzes her with his paralytic agent. And it's just like her, she can't move like the entire time. And it's this guy kind of runs runs into a calamity of errors, almost getting caught so many different times, and he's having to do a bunch of shit. It's fun. It's fucked up. The ending's great.

Okay. So yeah, no complaints about it. I wouldn't say it's, you know, the greatest. It's not Deadpool versus Wolverine. But it's a fun one on Netflix. All right. Check her out. I started reading a new book called The Shadow of the Wind.

Have you heard of this? No. So Jordan Fisher told me about this book. Okay. And he was like, I'm obsessed with this book. And I'm like, all right, I'll read it. And so I started The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. Barcelona, 1945.

A city slowly heals from its war wounds, and Daniel, an antiquarian book dealer's son who mourns the loss of his mother, finds solace in a mysterious book entitled The Shadow of the Wind by Juan Julien Carax. But when he sets out to find the author's other works, he makes a shocking discovery. Someone has been systematically destroying every copy of every book Carax has written. In fact, Daniel may have the last of Carax's books in existence. Soon, Daniel's seemingly innocent quest opens a door into one of Barcelona's darkest secrets, an epic story of murder, madness, and doomed love,

The Shadow of the Wind. Wow. Yeah. It's good. Sounds good. I mean, I usually like my sci-fi fantasy shit, and this is more of, you know, kind of like a time piece, whatever, but very fun.

Okay. Highly recommend. I haven't finished it yet, but when I do. Let us know. I will let you know. Yeah. Oh, have you heard of medieval MMA? No.

Okay, so it's like MMA. They're in like an octagon. Mm-hmm. But they're in like knight armor. Okay. Metal armor. Mm-hmm. Dude, you got to see this.

They beat the- Is that what you're going to show me? Yeah. Come over here. Put these headphones on. He fought last. He fought with me. I can always fight.

Oh, he busted his lip. Look at him. He's bleeding. Oh. Dang. Oh, my God. That was Dragon Con. Look at that head button.

Oh, yeah. Dude. Yeah. He's got that- Oh. Oh. Look at the face. Look at the face.'s got that. Oh. Oh. There you go.

Oh. Look at how muddy they are. Oh, he busted his lip. Do you think that that's what medieval fights were like? Because it seems like they're not very good at it. They seem kind of like they're swinging really hard, nothing really happening. Yeah. You always see these in movies and stuff. In Game of Thrones, it's like

this kind of really elegant sword fighting. I don't think that's what it was. Me neither. Idiots. Totally. Just smacking each other. I think so. Yeah. Okay, I got more. This one says wedding hack. Okay, I love this. This I want to talk about, actually.

At a wedding, you take on a small bit of the starter salad, skip the soup, fish for the mains, no dessert, shot of coffee, back on the drink. There you go. Yeah. That's how you ate at a wedding. I got caught once. I ate every course.

Never the same again. I put down one of my worst performances ever at a wedding. I couldn't dance till the second half. I'll tell you another little tip. You know when they come around with the spud? Yeah. No mash.

No mash. Stand back. No mash. I always go for the fish option. You go for fish because? Lighter. Lighter. Fish, nice and light.

I'll drink more. Boom. You're there for a reason. Yeah. I am there to get loose. How do you feel about that? Well, these people are Irish. Yeah, so they party different. They do and they eat different. These people are Irish. Yeah. So they party different.

They do. And they eat different. No mash. Yeah. You know, like heavier shit, I think. Fish for the veins. No spuds. Okay.

So what do you generally eat at a wedding? Well, the thing is like weddings in America are so all over the board when it comes to food, right? Like I just went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago and it was a very formal wedding yeah and the dinner was like very fancy but meant like minimal like not a lot of food yeah like some of the guys were literally like asking for seconds and thirds because it like wasn't enough food for them yeah but it was like a teeny little salad and a teeny piece of chicken you know what i mean just like kind of fancy yeah so i ate all of it because i was fucking starving.

Yeah. But then like your wedding, there was so much food. Yeah, I know. But it was such good food that I was like, I want it all. But here's the other thing

is like I don't drink a shit ton at weddings. Yeah. So I can eat all that and not feel like I'm going to barf because I don't drink a whole lot. Well, you're missing out. But then you have weddings

like my mom's where it was like pizza. You can have as much pizza as you want. You know what mean yeah so yeah it's just different here i've never thought of it that way but i think this fish always scares me because like sometimes i'm like you get sick from fish fish it wouldn't be my first choice at a wedding i always go for chicken because it's do you safe bet yeah that's always gonna be freaking dry and rubbery it wasn't at the wedding i was i know but it's a safe bet the thing problem with steak any kind of red meat it makes me so Yeah, that's always going to be freaking dry and rubbery. It wasn't at the wedding. I was just like that. But it's a safe bet.

The problem with steak, any kind of red meat, it makes me so tired. Yeah. You know? That's why I like what he did there. And he was like, you do all this. You have a shot of espresso or something. He says like a coffee. I ain't skipping dessert, though.

Yeah. No chance. I don't eat dessert. But I never drink. I'm getting more and more to this point in my life where I'm getting shots of espresso. Oh, yeah. I need this. I am tired. Don't get old, kids.

It's rough out here. It's not fun. But we do have drugs to fix it. My back hurts. Caffeine. I wish I could get down on an espresso martini, but I just can't. They're so trendy. But it's also, it's completely oxymoronic.

You know, you're having something that wakes you up with something that puts you down. True. You know? It's like doing- It's true. Like an eight ball of Coke with heroin. Like, what are you doing, dude?

What do you want to be normal? That's just, you're getting back to level playing right there. That's true. Even though I think people do that drug and it's not you're getting back to level playing right there. That's true. Even though I think people do that drug and it's not very good. You know, people, yeah. It's called something probably. But I don't know what that is

because I don't do that kind of stuff. Me either. That's not even a joke. Oh my God, this is amazing. Okay, I think you're going to like this. Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a job that is fucking crazy. Japanese are fascinated with the ideas of gas.

In the Edo period from 1603 to 1868, women of noble standing would often hire a hayabukuni. These were women who worked as a servant of high-ranking warlords or magistrates, and their primary job was to take credit for any gas that their employer may have dropped. So if a rich woman was to break wind, this person would say, that was me. As soon as somebody smelt it, the Hayabukuni had to say it was them that dealt it even though they didn't. Wouldn't that be more obvious? But I also think it's just a sign of wealth.

Hold on. What about that, Susie? Oh, I did it. Hayakumbe, I want to be so rich that I hire someone to blame my farts on. Do you fart in front of Sarah? No. No? No.

You're kidding me. I don't. I'm a gentleman and a scholar. You guys have been married this long and you do not fart in front of her? I think I have farted in front of her and I think she has farted in front of me. But it's not like you guys don't shamelessly just fart in front of each other? Not at all. Wow. Come on.

There's gotta be some magic left. Yeah, if you're not French kissing, I guess. No, you gotta keep French kissing. No, I'm a gentleman and a scholar. I will go on fart walks and she will know that I'm doing it. Especially if like we're at a function.

I'm like, I gotta be right back. Yeah. So I will walk away. But yeah, like I won't be like on the couch and be like. Got it. I won't do that. He does that to me. Can I keep that in?

No. Okay. You can bleep his name. Okay. Okay. Well, yeah, no, I don't do that. We also shit in different bathrooms. That's pretty normal.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, obviously, I realize that it's a very natural thing. What I find funny about the Japanese is that these rich people would hire someone to blame it on when you could have just gotten a dog. True. You know? Dog farts do smell different, though. They do.

You know it's a dog fart. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. They do. Usually they don't smell like anything, and then sometimes you get one and you're like, whoa, what were you into?

Yeah. What happened there? How rich would you need to be to be completely content, do you think? I would need to be rich enough yeah that my investments alone yeah you could just live on we're making at least two three million oh wow yeah yeah that's what i think would be like you think you could live off two you could live off two three million a year and be happy would you still work i would probably just like ride horses and like maybe rehab horses.

I would still do something, but I wouldn't feel like the need to like provide for myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Financially. I want to get to the plane part. We get a jet. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, I think that would be pretty fun. Do you think you could have a jet with a few mil a year? Maybe not. No, I don't think so. One,

I think a jet is, well, you could probably get one where you, they have like a timeshare. Yeah, exactly. Probably do that, but that's fucking poor people shit. Jets are great.

There's always a bigger jet though. That's true. You know, nothing's ever going to be good enough. I don't think so. Yeah. But I would like to have one. I would too. I don't even know where I would go.

You know what? I want more than a jet. What? I can't even believe I'm saying it because a jet would be really have one. I would too. I don't even know where I would go. You know what? I want more than a jet. What? I can't even believe I'm saying it because a jet would be really fucking nice. Yeah. A fucking personal chef 24-7. Well, that you could afford.

No. Yeah. I'd be poor if I paid for personal chef 24-7. But you'd be happy. No, I know, but we're not quite there. All right. Not quite there. Soon.

You need to add a zero to the annual income. All right. I'll hire the personal 24-7 chef. Well, please hit up Brandy at brandysiris.com slash inquiries. Is that what it is? Do you have a website? I do, but call my agent at Wasserman. His name is Nate. Okay.

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Well, speaking of me making money, if you're in LA, come to my show Friday. Okay. It'll be really sick. Halloween show. Country night. And then also, if you need New Year's Eve plans, there's only so many tickets available. Harriet's is not very big, but the spot where we had the live podcast in Nashville is where I'm DJing on New Year's Eve. And you can buy tickets to come hang and party with me and my friends on New Year's if you want to.

And Nashville is fun on New Year's, so go check that out. Nice. Just go to the One Hotel Nashville's website and you can find it under their events. We're going out on Porridge Radio. Have you ever heard of this band? No. Me neither, but I found them and I like them. This is called A Hole in the Ground.

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