Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Soak for the pope

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

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Okie dokie. Hi. What's up? This is just what we're doing now. New glasses. I have so many glasses. Big glasses, girl? Yeah. What have you been doing? I've been doing- I'm having chicken fingers, by the way. I hope that's fine. Yeah, do it. I was gone on my birthday trip to Oregon. Went to Bandon Dunes, which is a very cool golf place. Really? Golf content. Fascinating. With Higgins and my brother and Dini Babies.

And we had an absolutely amazing time. It was beautiful there. And who won? Yeah, I did. Wow. I'm the winner. Well, I love that for you. Yeah.

I don't know if they let me win. I texted you on your birthday and you didn't respond. So I hope you're having a really great time. I was drunk. I figured. Yeah. Oh, you're going to eat the chicken tenders whilst doing the show. Yeah.

This is great. I love it. Chicken tenders are so good. Yeah. So, yeah. So, can I just say, though, the coastline of Oregon is gorgeous. It is gorgeous and very underrated. Like, why isn't there, like, a bunch of beach houses everywhere yeah i don't know i guess

because it's cold most of the year yeah but that's okay because it's beautiful it's like gigantic forests yeah the coastline is so rugged and like it's like big sur big sur is cold and it's like big sur is the most expensive place in the world. I'm like, why don't we just buy a place up, you know, south of Bend, Oregon? Yeah. Why don't you like open some Airbnbs, start a little business?

I know. Hey, let me, let me just, let me just real quick. Hey, I'm recording right now. Oh, I'm so sorry, baby. I forgot. I love you.

I love you too. I'll call you back in a little bit, okay? Okay, bye. Bye-bye. You guys call each other baby. She, that's so nuts. call each other baby?

That's so nuts. Did I say baby? I don't think I said baby. No, she did. Yeah, she called me baby. What do you call her? Maybe babe. I don't know.

It's so funny, too, because I remember when my brother does the same thing, and I'd be like, that's the lamest pet name. It's just like the most uncreative. I know. Pookie. Is Pookie better? That's the lamest pet name. It's just like the most uncreative. I know. Pookie. Is Pookie better? I don't think so. It's not, none of them, pet names are bad.

I know. But I could be like, hey, Sarah. No. You know? Yeah. So anyways, my new big plan is to buy a cute little cottage right on the cliffs of Bandon. Okay. And just also getting there was super easy.

It's like an hour flight to San Francisco and then like a two-hour flight to Bend, Oregon or wherever the hell we went. And then you're there. You're just on the coast like this cute little fishing town and like they do a lot of forest, like I think a lot of like wood cutting, which made me feel really sad. But other other than that it's like this cute little i mean we got other than them killing our forests yeah but we got to build houses for fucking toilet paper and shit like i know which

is why everyone should get a bidet true but yeah this is my new plan. I love this plan. Honestly, I love Oregon. Yeah. I live there. Why are we selling Oregon? You know? What's going on here? Not sure. And there's no sales tax. Is that true?

Yeah. We love that. No sales tax when you buy shit. Very nice. Taxes. That must mean their state income tax is high. Maybe so. Usually it's one or the other.

It's like, well, Tennessee doesn't have sales tax. No state income tax. No state income tax. But our sales tax is high maybe so usually it's one or the other it's like well tennessee doesn't have sales no state income tax no state income tax but our sales tax is fucking sky high is it yeah it's almost as much as california we need to talk about taxes and how they're just complete and utter bullshit so dumb because okay so this is what happens so i make money right and then i have to pay taxes on the money that i make yes yes and then i use that money that has been taxed already and then i have to go buy goods and services and then you get sales tax and then you have to pay taxes on that on that so now i've been taxed twice on this thing and then if i go sell something yep I have to pay taxes on that.

I think that's fucked up. Yeah. I bought my car and paid like an absurd amount in sales tax, you know? Yeah. But if I were to go sell my car, I would have to pay sales tax again. Yeah. What's that about? I don't know.

When does taxes end? When you die. That's what they mean by death and taxes. Yes. Death is the only way out of taxes. Yeah. I don't love it. No, it's terrible.

And also, I pay all these taxes and I'm still paying for health insurance? Oh, yeah. What is that about? Mm-hmm. Paying all these taxes for the boomers to have their fucking what's it called medicare they don't they should be paying the most taxes they have bought all those houses for 14 blueberries and seven dollars you know and now they're selling them back to us yeah for way too much money and they get to do the whole like you just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Bitch, I am paying off fucking $7 million of the student loans because you didn't pay for my college.

Because when you went to college, it was literally anyone can go for like $400 a year. Yeah. The boomers really just are the worst. I got to be honest with you. They are the worst. They didn't set us up for success. They didn't. You know?

And they're all like, you are not good America. You didn't go to war. Your parents went to both the world wars. Okay. I mean, yeah, you might have done like Vietnam and North Korea, but you know, hello, we'll be in fucking Afghanistan for all right. We're dealing with the same shit, but, but our housing prices are skyrocketing. This could not be the whole show.

It can be though. We have to reel it in. Anyways, bend Oregon. Anyways, Bend, Oregon. Highly recommend everyone should go do that. And also, what if we just all said, we're not doing taxes anymore, guys. Figure it out. All right? I'm in.

Count me in. Because you know what? The pothole that's right outside, that had been fixed. Nope. I'm paying the taxes. I know. They were supposed to repave the road over six months ago. They put up signs like, no parking.

We're going to redo the roads. So then we were like, okay, we won't park on the street. Like three times they were like, sorry, we're going to do it next week. Sorry, next week. Finally, nothing. And then still unfinished. What is happening? Life, baby life.

Being an adult sucks dude don't highly highly unrecommend adulting adult yeah everything yeah and then and then you hear like birth rates are down no shit do you know how expensive a kid is that's like number one reason why i don't want one yeah why don't you want kids? Well, they're frigging expensive. I know. Like you either, like you're giving up like everything. I like vacations. Can't do those anymore.

Too expensive. Got to pay for the kid. You know, they're just like a money pit. Yeah. The bigger they get, the older they get, the more they eat, the more money you spend on their frigging food. Then they get so old, you got to pay for them to go to school. Yeah, I know. And you're like, well, you got to buy them a car. You can't send them to

the public school because we're in a bad neighborhood. So now we got to pay for private school. What? What are the taxes doing, guys? I wouldn't recommend kids. Yeah, I know. But the joy of life. I don't think so. I know. You can get a rescue dog and

really. A lot of joy there. so much joy with dogs i do want to have kids but like i think by the time i think i'm gonna be like in my 50s before i'm like i think financially we could we could figure this out you know yeah or you should just move out of california i know what's gonna to happen? Sarah's not going to stop working anytime soon. She's way too talented. So then I missed her mom over here. Yeah.

Jeez Louise. I can't breastfeed? My mom didn't breastfeed any of us and we're fine. I was the only one breastfed in my family of the five kids. Yeah. Not so sure about that. I don't know if I'm better off or worse off. They did think I had a chromosomal issue

so like what was that about? Oh geez. I know. Sounds like a personal problem. Yeah. True. True. Do you say true this much in your regular life? No, just to you.

Really? Yeah. Is that true? True. I do have one thing. Oh, just one thing? I got a couple of things about planes because I've been on them recently. Planes?

Oh, you know I love to bitch about flying. Let's do it. So one of my new favorite things, you know, ever since the pandemic, fucking least favorite thing, is that like the cleanliness of the plane is very important, right? And so do you remember when like the pandemic was happening and they were like, we've got cleaning crews coming in there with like these laser cannons

and like fucking smog that's just fucking coming in there and cleaning everything and just like making it like the hospital clean. And now what they do is you walk on the plane and they give you a couple of wet wipes to clean off your seat and stuff. They do.

Which I should get a lower airfare rate if I'm the cleaning crew now. Because that's what they've done is that they've made us become like, we're not gonna clean this shit because you know what? They're gonna come in here and fucking wipe down everything.

It's going to be absolutely immaculate because everyone's terrified of doing anything, getting anything on a plane, you know? I'm the opposite. You don't clean it? No. You say, fuck it. I'm going to roll the dice, baby. I just, I'm a big believer in like natural immunity, you know? And like, I just feel like people that are super like OCD clean and like

germaphobes that like clean things too much get sick the most. Yeah, maybe so. And I just like, knock on wood, I'm the healthiest person I know. And I am not a freak about that stuff. I do not wipe down the planes and I fly every week. Yeah. You don't wash your hands. If you take poops, you know, it's fine. I actually do that. You do that. Okay. Yeah. I cleaned down the plan because you don't know who's been sitting there. You know, you never do. I mean, you know, never. I, it's a freaking miracle that I did not get some sort of illness from EDC. The amount of hands I touched, you know, and like people just kissing me on the cheek and

taking photos and just getting real girl close. I was like, I'm for sure for sure gonna get sick but you know what i feel great yeah anyways um what a great scam the fucking airlines are doing i mean they're just getting us what are you guys gonna get us due to do next do you want us to go change the tires down there should we do the pre-flight check to make sure everything's okay we'll probably have to start loading our own luggage soon you know have you ever been on jet blue where they're like i hate jet the snacks are up there bitch go fucking get it what am i doing here i gotta crawl over three people so i can get some

pretzels are you sure that's what they do one airline does this i know there's like a little galley where you just go up and like okay i, okay, I'll take this. The other thing, you know, because no one can eat peanuts anymore, you know? Yeah. Now what they're giving everyone is Skinny Pop. Oh, I love Skinny Pop. Fuck, man. Can we get some salt on this shit? Oh, my God.

It's better than, I hate when people give you the brownie brittle. Oh, yeah. That shit tastes like garbage. Is that the thing that you put in your coffee? No, it's like a chocolate snack. It's like chocolate chips of like chocolate, but it tastes like trash. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also the biscotti.

They're okay. I don't like those either. Yeah. Hey, can we have kind of skinny pop where there's some flavor on it? You know what it tastes like? Do you remember those? What were they called? They were like circular wafer things that you would eat that had like no flavor, but they're like super.

Rice cakes? Yes. Do you remember the bullshit that that was? What do you mean? They're not bad. Put a little peanut butter on top. Oh, okay. So if you make it fatty, then it's good.

Yeah. What are we doing here? And that's what skinny pop is. It's like I'm eating nothing. Yeah. I feel nothing with this. Okay. Maybe you should pack your own snacks. That's what I do. Do you really? Yeah. What's your favorite go-to airline pack a snack? My favorite is these little, you know, the Bobo's bars. No.

It's a little, um, they're like in the health food section with like the cliff bars and stuff, but the brand is called Bobo's. Okay. They make bars and those are good for like hiking and stuff, but there are a lot of calories. So like in the kids section, Bobo's makes these little snacks that are like, they're like a soft, mushy, like granola-esque muffin. It's like a bar, but like in like a little muffin shape. And in the middle is like a flavor, like a filling. And I like the apple pie ones. And they're just, it's like four or five little bites and it's just so good. Easy to pack. Always yummy.

Works in the morning, works at night. That's my favorite. I also travel with little travel packs of Justin's peanut butter. Yeah. Because then if they serve you something shitty, like a rice cake, you just put your own little peanut butter on there.

Also great with bananas. Sometimes some airlines give out bananas. Nice to have a little peanut butter snack. What else do I take? Do you have like a knife with you you how are you transferring this peanut butter onto things it's like in a squeezy pack so you just squeeze it out yeah it's nice um i do love goldfish that's like kind of my guilty pleasure because those aren't great for you you know a lot of like fake shit in there i'm sure but just easy to pack easy to snack on also i love having something sweet. My favorite are sour gummy bears. Ooh, I do like sour anything. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So those are my plain snacks. Do you suck on them for a while to absorb all the sugar sweetness and then enjoy the gummy? I do not do that, no. I do. I got to let it, I got to, you know, get every last drop out of that thing. Got it. You know what I love is beef jerky, but to, you know, get every last drop out of that thing. Got it. You know what I love is beef jerky, but the problem.

No, it's stinky. That's the problem. It smells like a fart. And then you're that fucking guy. I know. It's like. Whenever someone does it on a plane, I give them like the fucking evil eye. I know.

It's like microwaving salmon at the office. It smells horrid. Can you not? Can you not? Can you freaking not? I know. It's such a bummer too, because, but it's what's funny. What's great about beef jerky is it's outrageously expensive. I would say that the price per ounce has got to be up there with gold and platinum. I don't understand how they're getting away with selling an eight ounce bag of beef jerky for 21.99 you're right i'm telling you big jerky got together and they're like these fucking idiots don't know what this costs and oh is it so hard to make you get the

you get the lowest quality meats you slice it as thin as humanly possible and then you dry it in the sun how or like you know i guess a vacuum dryer or something it in the sun? Or like in a vacuum dryer or something? It's the easiest thing to make in the entire world. Or you put a little teriyaki sauce on it. Why don't you just make your own then? I have. I have. But yeah,

once you open it up, beef jerky is the only thing that smells like farts before you fart. And then your farts smell like the bag opening of farts. It's so bad. I know. It's so bad. But you know what smells great when you open it up?

Tennis balls. Have you ever opened up a can of tennis balls? Smelled it? Can't recall the last time I did. Oh my God. Okay. They need to package that smell. Is it like a rubber smell?

I don't even know what it is. Probably isn't good for you, honestly. Boy, oh smell. Is it like a rubber smell? I don't even know what it is. Probably isn't good for you, honestly. Boy, oh boy. Is it sensual? Rubber and plastic. It reminds me a little bit of when you take the cap off a marker and do a little. You know what I'm talking about? You're still doing that?

You know. I need to get a little high or whatever. No. Do you remember when they had the markers that smelled like different flavors and stuff? Sure do. You're still doing that? You know, I need to get a little high or whatever. No. Do you remember when they had the markers that smelled like different flavors and stuff? Sure do. I loved those. The cherry.

That's how you always knew who the coke heads were going to be later in life. The people that were just like, oh, yeah, lemon lime, baby. Makes me feel alive. Should we start the show? Yes, please. I think it might be me. Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast.

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Oh, for sure. Okay, so tell me all about the Electronic Dance Music Festival. I also went to Hangout. Oh, yeah. Loved. Did you get some good crab down there? No. Oh. Is that the thing? Yeah, they got good gray crab.

Oh. Well, I passed by the Floribama. Do you know about this place? Yes, I was kicked out of that one time. That doesn't shock me. Do you want to hear a funny story about the Floribama? I would love to. Okay. So, for all of you that don't know about this fucking seventh realm of hell bar.

And it's like, it's like not even like a very big bar. Like I would barely have even noticed it. I would have never noticed it if someone hadn't been like, that's the Floribama. And I was like, oh, the. And they were like, yes, because like, this is Alabama. That's Florida. Like we're on the line. And I was like, I got it.

Yeah, no, we get it. We understood. It's like Texarkana. Yeah, no, we understand. Yeah, we get it. We're not from Texarkana. We have some intelligence here. The Floribama.

So it is fun, but it's like this really kind of like seedy, divey bar that's on the Floribama line. It's hugely popular. And I was there for spring break once. Oof, that was lit. Oh, my God. So lit. And this is how I got kicked out. First, what happened was I had like a fraternity brother who was so drunk that he was dancing with

one she must have been 55 years old she was in and when you're 20 years old that's the oldest person you've ever met in your entire life and he is like just making out with this old lady on the dance floor and so in the four band there's like a there on the dance floor. And so in the four band, there's like a, there's the dance floor. And then you can go up to like a second level and I kind of like look down on the dance floor. And so we're up there and we're all just being like, Oh my God, I can't believe he's making out with that. Like she looked like, remember in something about Mary,

her next door neighbor, who was like way too tanned. That's exactly what this woman looked like. Okay. She might've been 35, but so much sun damage had happened to this's exactly what this woman looked like. Okay. She might've been 35, but so much sun damage had happened to this poor woman. I see. Okay. And she was wearing jeans.

And I think like some sort of halter top situation and they are just making out and we are dying laughing. It's so amazing what's happening. And we were just like, we cannot believe he's doing this. And then the most beautiful thing happened. All of a sudden, a little wet spot started happening on those jeans. Stop it.

And we think, really giving it to her, I guess. You know, who knows what's going on. And then the wet spot gets a little bit bigger and continues to grow. While they're making out, she is pissing herself. No. And we have a front row seat to the most amazing thing in the world and they're making out,

so they are close. So his pants. There is no way this is real. I think he was actually wearing cargo shorts. So I would assume some of it was getting on the cargo shirt, but then also maybe getting on his leg and stuff. And he's wearing sandals,

so it was definitely on his toes. It went everywhere. And we are dying, dying laughing at all this. So finally someone's like, someone's got to go down there and break this up. This is not good. And I can't remember. I think we all went down there and we were like, hey, dude, come on over here. And so he finally was like, no, man, I'm having a good time.

We're like, are you having a good time? And we were like, look down. And so we looked down and he goes, oh my shit, she pissed herself. And that's when she got really upset and she started saying that he pissed on her, which might've been the case, but I don't think so because he wasn't really wet.

She was just all wet. And then her friends who are like bikers, of course, are like, college kids, let's get them. And then all of a sudden, we were in a ballyhoo, a Donnybrook, if you will. Oh, wow. And we are outside. And so, like, my big buddy is, like, fighting with another guy. Of course, I'm sitting there, like, holding my drink, being like, you guys are a bunch of idiots.

I'm not fighting. I don't, you know, whatever. And I'm, like, just dodging, like, beer guys are a bunch of idiots. I'm not fighting. I don't, you know, whatever. I'm like just dodging like beer bottles being thrown. And all of a sudden the security guards come and the cops come and they're like, you guys gotta go. You're kicked out. You're banned from the floor of Bama.

And I was like, what did I do? I didn't piss myself. Banned from the floor of Bama. That's something to be proud of. Honestly, it is. Yeah. So, yeah. So did you go to the formula i did not as drove by it just give it a give it a hello i have to say though i loved hangout festival it's

the best it lives up to the hype it is so great i liked that i guess like maybe just because i've come i just came from stagecoach which was huge in comparison like the grounds like i kind of liked how just like intimate it was and there's like two big main stages on opposite ends of the beach and then you got a couple smaller ones in the middle but it was just all like very contained in a very cool way um they had a section called super vip oh yeah not just vip oh yeah super vip and let me tell you who was i watching alt uh not uh cage the elephant during cage the elephant people are just passing out full pizzas oh yeah in super vip want a pizza not a slice like what a whole pizza i was like fuck yeah i want a pizza yes it's exactly what i want right now thank you um so that was

cool and yeah i just had a great time my set was litty kitty not gonna lie to you somebody said it was um the best set on that stage all weekend and uh i saw lana which was cool she's such a whack job but like we love her uh chain smoke what lana del rey, Lana who else? Lana Rhodes. That's a porn star. No, no, no. Lana Del Rey. She is just like so kooky. You know what I mean? She brought out Benson Boone.

Have you seen the clip? And she like starts singing acapella, the chorus to his song, and he's like looking at her like, and he finally is like, are we doing the chorus? Like there's clearly no plan. And she's just like doing her own thing and he's just standing there she's so crazy um but she was she was good and i saw the chain smokers they're always good uh they had a live drummer during their set which was very cool and his party trick was he lit his drumsticks on fire oh cool it was like with the drumsticks on

fire like one of those fire dancers. Yeah, it was so sick. But with real talent. Exactly. And he was like up on this riser. It was very cool. Very cool. I'm trying to think how else I saw. I did see Kate Jalopin.

They were very good. My girl Dasha caught her set. She is so cute. And she came out during mine. And we did Austin. That was fun. But yeah, I mean, i did that and edc this weekend there's two completely different festivals right like two totally different things but if i

had to like suggest one for people i would maybe suggest hang out it was just such a vibe and like such a such a cool like laid back chill but fun environment and the beach obviously so great it was so beautiful and i just loved it a lot no no weather issues oh no there were some weather issues yeah that's all i i hear there are every year every year yeah yeah i mean it was pouring rain when we woke up saturday morning and i was concerned i was like is the whole festival gonna get canceled yeah and they just pushed they pushed doors like an hour and pushed everyone's set time an hour, and then it ended up being fine. Yeah, I remember in Super VIP when I was there, if you're looking at the beach, the stage that's all the way down to the right side, they had hot tubs and pools over there.

And I remember sitting in a hot tub. I think someone— You got in there? I know. I probably have HPV or something from that. Definitely, yeah. Yeah. Great idea, though.

Like, love the aesthetics. Yeah, and I was just sitting there, like, watching the sun go down, like, watching Paul Simon. And I was just like, this is the best thing in the world. Now, did I get a urinary tract infection afterwards? Maybe. Oh, God. No, I didn't. But it's funnier if I did for the story.

I really wish I could have, like, stayed the stayed the whole weekend. That would have been so fun. And then I had to hop on a Southwest flight and fly to Vegas and do EDC. Your girl played at two in the morning, Las Vegas time. That is four in the morning Nashville time, which is the time I live on. And I did not get back to my hotel until five 30, which is seven 30 national time, which means I stayed up all night. Yeah, you did. Oh, my God. I totally get why people do drugs, just for the record. I didn't do any drugs.

I didn't even drink that night. I went in cold turkey, but it was litty-kitty. EDC, I haven't been to Burning Man, but I kind of imagine it as kind of the same type of thing. Here's what no one tells you about EDC. With traffic, it's an hour and a half from the las vegas strip okay this is why people helicopter in however helicoptering in is very expensive so i rode the shuttle and it's an hour and a half in an hour and a half out so like here would be my advice i think edc is it's so cool it's absolutely beautiful

like what a vibe it's like transports you to a different world but i think unless you're like going and like camping like if you're like living in edc for the weekend i bet it's cool as fuck but getting in and out all the time would be really hard like it was hard to just do it once for one day but i guess this is why people camp you know i think like next year i hope I get to play it again and I would love to be there for more than a day. I almost feel like the play would be like, it's a four day festival. I feel like the play would be like, go the

first day, take two days off, hit the spa in Vegas, have a pool day and then go back for Sunday. And be getting paid enough to take the helicopter. My bell's far but that's what I would do. Just go get your bell. Mm, yes. And be getting paid enough to take the helicopter. Oh, yeah. My bell's far, but that's what I would do. Just go get your bell. What's going on here? It's just over.

The reach is just too far for me. Do you get to hang out with any hangouters and see their hang downs? No. Brandy, I need a sex story from you at some point in this show. Okay? I'm never anywhere long enough to have one.

You need to get on Tinder or whatever or Hinge. No. And so when you're going to a place, you can be like, I'm going to be to this place so you can find them. No? Maybe. This is what I suggest. Okay. Yeah.

Maybe. Okay. No, that's not going to happen. Not going to happen? Not going to suggest. Okay. Yeah. Maybe. Okay. No, that's not going to happen. Not going to happen. Not going to happen. Okay. Okay. Real quick.

What's with the fashion statement where girls wear a jacket just on their arms? Like it's just not on the shoulders at all. It's just half on. I mean, you know, it's just not on the shoulders at all. It's just half on. I mean, you know, it's just a casual, like, I threw this on. It's a bit chilly, but not so cold that I need it on all the way type vibe. I feel like it's going to get caught on something and you're going to fall down. Like, I don't understand what you're doing. Let's just put on the jacket or take off the jacket.

But sometimes it's like you're like a little warm, a little cold. When is it when your arms are little cold when when is your arms are just cold but not your neck and your face and your body sometimes my arms are just cold so you do this yeah and sometimes you know what else i do sometimes mostly in the airport what it's not a fashion statement but if i have on a sweatshirt i'll i'll take my arms out of the sweatshirt but keep it around my neck like without having to pull it over my head and it'll just be hanging there with the arms out. So people just think that you are an armless woman.

Because sometimes my arms are just a little hot, but I don't need the whole sweatshirt off. Oh, okay. I think that whatever you just said about the jacket thing is BS. What do you mean? I think it's a fashion statement. You saw Ariana Grande do it one time, and all of a sudden

everyone's got to do it. It's just that effortless, cool, chic vibe, bro. The vibe that I'm getting is, what are you doing, kid? Put your jacket on. How do you feel about the long baggy shorts making a comeback for girls? Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

You know the other thing I don't like? I don't like when girls wear a jacket that is so long in the arms that it covers their hands. Oh, why? It feels so comfy when it covers your hands. And then all that's coming out is like a little finger. Oh, your fingernail. That's it. What are you doing?

You know, it's just a vibe. You were like, you went and tried on something and you go, yep, this is it. This is seven sizes too big for me. This is perfect. Oh, that's my favorite. Yes. Oh, my goodness. Oversized everything.

Yes, but then how are men supposed to know the farm bod that you've got? They're supposed to love me anyway. What? That's not how it works. Well, it should be. I know, you girls are crazy.

You know, have you seen the whole thing about sundresses on social media? I saw somebody talk about it and I kept scrolling because I wasn't interested. But do tell. Well, it's a guy who was like, I hate to mansplain fashion, but we've been talking a lot about sundresses. And I think the women are a little confused about what we mean by sundresses because a lot of women were thinking that it was like a tennis dress. And it's like, no, that's not what we're talking about.

It's a floral situation, usually yellow or light blue and it's kind of flowy, kind of at the waist. It's a little bit tight up here, but it's usually off the shoulder or just some straps. That's what we're talking about with sundresses. Yeah, and? I agree with him. What, that they need to come back?

Yes. They should never go out of... But here's the thing. I know that you guys don't dress for us, but can girls out there just sometimes dress for us? No, because guys don't dress for us. Yeah, we do. We put on stupid suits and shoes that fucking are tight.

I don't even like suits. We would wear whatever the hell we had to wear to get us laid, all right? And you guys wear whatever the hell you can to not get laid. It is true. However, 99.9% of men have horrible style. Okay. Horrible.

Tell us what to do. We got guys out here on Tik TOK being like, this is what we want. This sundress, this one or this one. We don't want what you want. We want what we want because men have no fashion like sense. So like,

why would we dress for you guys and then look like shit for all the girlies? There hasn't been a TED Talk from a woman to be like, this is what we're looking for, guys, because we would all do it. I've had a TED Talk with every guy I've ever dated. And have I improved their style? Yes, I have. Okay, so then they're just gatekeeping

that information that you gave out. Yeah. Here's like a really good just baseline rule for men. Just wear neutral colors. Nudes? Neutral. Nudes? Some nudes?

Black, white, gray, maybe brown or like an earth tone in a certain season. Just neutrals. No pastels. No patterns. No patterns. No fucking pastels. No bright colors. What about a houndstooth situation? Don't like that. Really?

No. Neutrals. Plain clothes. Simple. Simple. You know what I can't stand? I can't stand guys that wear suits and then sneakers. I just don't like suits, really. Unless you're going to a black tie event, I don't want to see a suit. I just feel like I see it on The Bachelor all the time. I mean, the men on't like suits really. Unless you're going to a black tie event, like I don't want to see a suit.

I just feel like I see it on The Bachelor all the time. I mean, the men on The Bachelor have the worst style of anybody in this freaking world. It's like we need the tightest freaking pants in the world, which is fine. I'm fine with a European cut suit. But then white sneaks? The worst is the loafers with no sock. Yeah. My thing with that is if I were to get lucky tonight,

at some point I got to take those things off and you know, it's smelling like beef jerky out of the bag. Nasty. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I do like when guys wear like a suit with Converse. I think that's so cute.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. What are you, seven years old? Yeah, it's cute. No, it's so dumb. No, what I'm talking about. Yeah. What are you, seven years old? Yeah, it's cute. No, it's so dumb. No, it's not. I like it.

Now, a white sneaker, no, but a Converse. Like a black one? Yeah. I think that's even worse. No. A Converse? Yeah. I got an $8,000 suit on and I got $45 sneakers on.

What is that saying about who you are as a person? I don't know. I just like men's dress shoes make me want to actually barf. What if they got red soles on them? No. No? No. Hmm. I kind of like that. No? Okay.

No. You got some fake things or what's happening over there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. You do? Think the heavens above. Bridgerton's back! Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. You do? Think the heavens above. Bridgerton's back! Oh, yes, queen. Did you watch?

What about me screams I watch Bridgerton? Well, I guarantee you Sarah watches Bridgerton, so I would think maybe you guys watch it together? She's in New York. I know. No, I don't watch Bridgerton. Tell me all about Bridgerton season three. Season three.

Well, as we all know, this is Penelope's season that everyone's been talking about forever and ever. Here's the thing. Okay, like, this might be an unpopular opinion. I love it. I just don't know if I like Colin Bridgerton. I just don't know if he's good enough for her. And, you know, I get it. Like, she's loved him forever.

They're childhood besties. They live across the street from each other. We love the narrative that they end up together. Blah, blah, blah. But Colin's, like, bugging. You know what I mean? Like, he just wants what he can't have. And he didn't want Penelope until he saw Penelope with that little blondie who's also a freak and not good enough for her.

But, you know, she's all, you know, he's going to get married and then he's going to go off and leave me for like a year and do his like nature thing or whatever. Oh, how terrible. I think that sounds fucking great. Marry a man with money and with a ranch and lots of land and you get to just chill and not be around humans and he goes off and you get all this me time you get to do whatever you want girl i feel like that sounds like winning and instead she's all hung up on colin who didn't even like her before he saw her with this other guy and now he's gonna i'm the this is spoiler alerts i guess but i don't know i just like spoiler alert i've watched all four episodes. Obviously, like the carriage scene,

they're probably going to end up together. And I just don't know if I'm on board. I just kind of wish Penelope should just like, wait a second and just see what other options there might be. Because once Colin is interested, I feel like other men are going to be interested because of Colin's and Bridgerton's and Bridgerton's are blah. And she could just have so many more options.

That's all I'm saying. Is Colin 6'5", blue eyes, finance? He does seem tall. Okay. Dark hair, brown eyes, which I actually think is better than blue eyes. Not finance, but he does come from a rich family, which we love.

So trust fund, check. Check. All right. Well, maybe that's what they're going to try to do. They're going to try to like Jim and Pam this thing. this thing i don't know will it happen will it happen will it happen yes it finally happened i think it's gonna happen but i just like i'm sure it'll all be fine in the end but i'm just saying it just really bugs me when men like don't want to be with you until someone else wants to be with you and then all of a sudden they're like oh wait wait

i do want you yeah and it's like well fuck you you know yeah that's all i'm saying bridgerton huh never gonna watch it but i it's really good we'll fight to the death for your freedom to watch bridgerton season three which has been your favorite season thus far? I think season one. Yeah, it's always the best. I just love, what's that actress's name? Phoebe. I can never pronounce her last name. I love her so much. She's just my fave.

Speaking of British people, I watched a pretty fun little murder mystery called A Haunting in Venice. It's on Hulu. What is bridgerton on netflix netflix post-world war ii venice perot now retired and living his in his own exile reluctantly attends a seance but when one of the guests is murdered. It's up to the former detective to once again uncover the killer. A haunting in Venice.

It's an old Agatha Christie story, which I think is fun. But the cast is insane. It's Kenneth Branagh is the lead. He also directed it. Michelle Yeoh, who's been in like, I think Crouching Tiger, Hitting Drag. She's like in everything.

Everything, everywhere, all at once. Crazy Rich Asian, Tomorrow Never Dies. I mean, she's been in like, I think, Crouching Tiger, Hitting Drag. She's like in everything. Everything, everywhere, all at once. Crazy Rich Asian, Tomorrow Never Dies. I mean, she's been in everything. She is the medium who contacts the dead. Tina Fey is in it. Interesting. She's the writer who was able to convince Kenneth Branagh's character to come to this thing

because they're old friends or whatnot. And then you know who else is in it that I think that you'd be very excited about? Jamie Dornan. I mean, I don't really like him, but sure. Oh, really? I thought you were into that guy. No. Oh, well, anyways, he's in it.

And then Kelly Riley, who... Oh. Do you know who that is? Yeah. She was in Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, Flight, Eden Lake. Very, very pretty girl. Oh, I think she's also the girl that's in Yellowstone. Yeah.

That's how you would know her. She's the mother of the daughter who died in the old Italian home. Anyways, very fun little murder mystery. Kenneth Branagh is so good. Jamie Dornan plays PTSD World War II survivor. He's great.

Very fun. If you are into scary spooky stuff and murder mysteries, this one's for you. Okay, cute. Yeah. Speaking of Netflix. Okay. Did you hear? Huh? I feel like they maybe heard your rant

about all the streamers and the cable and apparently Comcast is coming out with this package where you can spend like $15 a month and you get Netflix Basic and Apple Plus and one more thing. Do you know about this?

No. It's a thing. Okay, good. Can we just go back to cable? I'm just saying they heard. Do you know about this? No. It's a thing. Okay, good. Can we just go back to cable? I'm just saying they heard you, you know? I know. People should pay more attention to me. Yeah.

They don't. Sorry. That's why I'm a failure in life. Jeez. Oh, you know what we never talked about? What? Joan is the golden bachelorette. Oh, yeah.

I called that. Yeah, I love her. I do i do too and it was so funny i feel like it was more of a scandal than i realized because when i went to the wedding of the marriage that lasted about 14 seconds between jerry and theresa i met all the women but i was always like team joan remember she had like leave the season and because her daughter was like having a kid and she's like chose her family over her love and everything. And we're like, but what happened with the baby? Was the baby okay? Anyway, so when I met her, I, you know,

I did like an Instagram story. I was like, Joan for Bachelorette, Golden Bachelorette, yeah. And I kind of did it in front of like Kathy and what was the runner up? What was her name? Lisa? Leslie. Leslie.

Leslie. Yeah. And I feel like that probably pissed them off a little bit, but what do I care? But I called it. I called that one. I'm not saying that they chose her because of me. I'm actually saying that usually I feel like they do the exact opposite of what I want them to do. And if once again, if they listen to me, things would be better.

But here we are. Interesting. But yeah, no, I'm excited for her storyline, her love. Me too. What do you think their fantasy suites are like? Do you think they're just like, let's just do it? I bet they don't have sex. You don't think so? Mm-mm. You don't think Gary laid some pipe?

I don't know. I know. He doesn't seem like a guy who'd be like let's let's go no lay me down oh god i loved the golden bachelor like he was so good at it and who knows how jones gonna be but like i can't imagine like the bachelorette already is kind of tough because the guys always become like buddies. But you're telling me you're getting a bunch of like 70 year old dudes in there who are all probably staunch Republicans who all believe the exact same thing. You think that those guys aren't going to be like, let's plan a golf trip later. You know, we're going fishing.

Like they're all going to be buddy, buddy. It's true. It's totally true. It's going to be like no drama whatsoever. It's true. It's totally true. It's going to be like no drama whatsoever. It's funny. You know what's looking back how amazing Claire being the bachelorette was? How unhinged that whole thing was? It was so unhinged. Hey, we want you to be the bachelorette.

You got to date all these guys. We need to get 12 episodes out of this thing. And she was like, third episode, fuck it, wait hold on what i want more of that i want like utter chaos that's the best stuff like that'd be so funny if like abc was like we're gonna order 12 episodes and we're like listen we can the best we can do is four and then it was just like what that would be such a funny and like like if there was ever a time where jesse was like a season unlike any other yeah sure the most dramatic whatever and it was like no seriously it ended after four episodes yikes we were doing 20 minute episodes we could stretch this out a little bit i'm still on and loving

dark matter by the way i don't think i'm caught up so don't ruin anything for me minute episode so we can stretch this out a little bit. I'm still on and loving Dark Matter, by the way. I don't think I'm caught up, so don't ruin anything for me. I think there's only one other episode since we last spoke, and it's still holding very true to what I remember of the book. It's so good. If you're not watching Dark Matter. It is good. Which is on Apple Plus. I'm still on Under the Bridge, too. Oh, I started watching that, catching up on that. It's getting a little bit better, but I'm starting to get annoyed by the main character, the lady. Riley Keough? Yeah, Riley Keough.

Oh, really? Yeah, because I'm like, what are you doing with these kids? Stop befriending these kids. I know, she's got some childhood trauma. We started to realize that. She bullied her brother into killing himself. Like, geez Louise, lady. Yeah, it's not great.

I know. Now I'm like, what's going on with you? Jeez. That's what happened. Right? Can we say that? I'm just explaining what happened on the show. How would you describe what happened?

Why are you pulling your mic away from the laughter? Because I'm crying. Jeez. That's what she did. Okay. You could have been a little more sensitive about it it is a true story jesus well sorry that's what you did to your poor brother gabe and then you're giving his suit away to some idiot kid. That part's fine. That's poor kid. I do feel bad for him, but I'm like,

okay, so you're not caught up. This is what's happening. She's trying to get one of these kids to confess and like, try to figure out what happened to why this dead girl died under the bridge. Right. And so she befriends this like little shithead kid. She goes and drops acid with him and then misses her dad's birthday. It's birthdays or whatever.

Her dad's like, I'm so disappointed you missed my birthday. Come to find out you were dropping acid with a kid who is underage. And now you brought him back to our house and you're giving him our dead son of whom you bullied into suicide's suit? What's wrong with you, lady? She has childhood trauma. She does? Yeah. I've got childhood trauma from watching her.

She's a lesbian, so nothing's going to happen with that kid. Still. It's fine. The whole time I'm like, this person is terrible. Horrible. She's just trying to help him because she was so horrible to her own brother.

So she's just trying to like redo it and help a poor kid in need, you know? No, I get it. I understand what's happening. But still, pretty terrible lady. I feel bad for that kid and his fucking dumb girlfriend. Like I cannot keep my mouth lady. I feel bad for that kid. And his fucking dumb girlfriend.

Like, I cannot keep my mouth shut. I know. And we know who the killer is. Yeah. I want that girl to die. But here's the loophole. Yeah. Major spoiler alert, guys.

I mean, we've already spoiled a bunch of it. But, like, truly, if you don't want to know what happens, you should fast forward for 30 seconds. Technically, he did kill her, too, if you don't want to know what happens, you should fast forward for 30 seconds. Technically, he did kill her, too, if he helped throw her over, because in the beginning, they said that technically, she did die from drowning. Yeah. But she was going to succumb to her wounds if she hadn't

fallen. But technically, they both killed her by throwing her into the river. Yeah. Unfortunately for him. I hate everyone on that show i think yeah except lily gladstone we like her right we like her yeah we like her yeah she's good oh should we do some fuck you very muches sure i haven't done those in a while okay so this is uh a fuck you very much from josie m f lab five stars thanks for that f you very much from Josie M F lab five stars. Thanks for that. F you very much.

Subject line in response to the latest episode, Wells mojo in the morning, I think is a radio show you're referring to regarding sending roses to catch a cheater. And in every episode they asked the college permission that they've been recorded for training purposes or for whatever. So I don't think it's fake. Fake.

Okay. Bye five stars. A hundred percent fake. A hundred percent fake. i'm so sorry this comes from stacy d 5d 3 3 uh five stars thanks for that subject line no more dirty grandpa love the show but no more dirty grandpa i am with you how can you say such a thing all right this one comes from Store Street. Five stars, thanks for that. Fuck you very much, Dirty Grandpa.

Love the show, but that's not why I've asked you to be here with me today. Here goes. I might lose my job soon because I keep saying things at work in Dirty Grandpa's voice with euphemisms, even though I've tried. I work in the medical field so not exactly appropriate but i can't help it i'm clearly not getting enough dirty grandpa to satiate my need i'm having to take care of it myself so save my job please bring him back okay so we've got we've got one for no dirty grandpa and we've got one for yes dirty grandpa you've. You've got two for no, because I am a hard no. Okay, okay, fine. Let's see.

This one comes from JenJenETX. Five stars, thanks for that. Fuck you very much, subject line. Dirty Grandpa needs to be put down. Thanks, Wells, for the red clay strays, rec. Got to see him live a couple times. He's a great performer with an amazing sound. Also, I haven't listened to Stephen Wilson Jrson jr what a song love you wells and brandi golf and horses and musics and literature and

old man problems equals pure wonderful randomness okay if we're keeping the score out there uh sports fans we got two no dirty grandpa and one yes dirty grandpa. Okay, here we go. All right, and one more. This one comes from YFT4Life. Love that name. Five stars, thanks for that. Soak for the Pope. Something I never thought I'd have to talk about with my husband,

but in case you don't follow college basketball, BYU's coach, Mark Pope, just accepted a position at UK. My husband has a group chat with all his college buddies. And even though it shouldn't have surprised me, their group chat is now called Soak for the Pope. When I brought it up to my husband, he chuckled and says, do you know what soaking is? And I said, sadly, yes, thanks to Wells Adams and his constant jokes about BYU.

So thank you. So thank you very much. My husband now wonders why I still listen to this podcast every week. I'm upside down. Happy face. Long time. Educational. Clearly big fan.

Love all the racks. Soak for the Pope is a great name, by the way. So good. That is your husband is a genius. A genius. The bar is your husband is a genius. Mm-hmm. A genius. The bar is so low.

Last one. Courtney underscore S11. Five stars. Thanks for that. Oh, fuck you very much, subject line. Love y'all so much. I look forward to listening to y'all every week on my way to work. So here's the thing.

Brandi, please let Wells end the podcast with a joke. Because I do, in fact, crack up at them. Also, Wells, bring back Dirty Grandpa! Love you, buddy! Okay. Sports fans, we are tied. Two and two. So here's what I'm going to say.

Everyone out there, all right? I know you probably have already done a fuck you very much. But please, if you could, go rate and review in the apple store and let us know truly how you feel about dirty ground block because right now i think the the listenership is split you know it's like the montagues and the capulets it's the liberals the republicans you know what do you guys want? Do you want Dirty Grandpa to read excerpts from Fourth Wing? I do not. Are you sure? Positive.

I would rather you bring back the Harry Potter thing that was also boring, but like I can handle that. What do you not like about Dirty Grandpa? All of it. I know, but what is it specifically? It's just cringe. That's the bit though. Yeah, I don't like it. It's just cringe. That's the bit, though. Yeah, I don't like it. It's unsettling.

Is it? Yeah. That's kind of the bit, though. It concerns me for your mental health. That's the thing that concerns you about my mental health? Part of it. You got some Muzaks? Probably.

You just went to a music festival. Two. Did you happen to see, you probably didn't, Avril Lavigne came out with Nate Smith at the ACMs and they did his song Bulletproof together. She actually fucking crushed. But do you think that's really Avril Lavigne or do you think that's a body double? So after listening to her Call Her Daddy episode. Yes. I feel like it could be a double.

I think so. Truly. Like Alex brought it up and Avril or Melissa was like, it's like, you believe it. Yeah. And Alex was like, so is it true or no?

And she wouldn't, she wouldn't answer. See, after listening to call her daddy, I was like, man, Avril's like dope as hell. And like, not that I didn't think she was dope as hell but like i don't know it was the first time that i

actually was like maybe this is a double yeah i'm not sure double or not absolutely crushed her performance at the acms and they released the song with avril on it and it's pretty good do you want me to play that? No, I was just saying. You were telling a story? I was just telling a story. All right, well, while you're thinking, I'm going to play one. Did you ever get into Blitz and Trapper? No.

Big Blitz and Trapper guy over here. This is a new one from them called Hello Hallelujah, which I liked a lot. Here you go. Hello Undertaker I'm so inside out and upside down In your mirror all I see now is the back of my head All I see is my own face around town Goodbye cosmic creature

All we're doing when we're together is drink I've been obsessing on your likeness Got your name in my phone. Your avatar looks pretty big. Hello, Hallelujah. Blitzing Trapper, Hello, Hallelujah. I like that. And they got an old school sound.

Yeah. All right, what do you got? I got a country song for you. Okay. Actually, a friend of mine, her name's Ashley Cook. She's kind of killing it right now. And she's put out a new song called Your Place, and I really like it. It's a great, like, girl anthem.

I remember her. She was from Nashville, right? No, actually, I met her. She used to live in L.A. She grew up, like, hanging out with Noah, her and her sister. Oh, okay. She's from California, but she's probably been here a while. So you've probably run into her before.

She's young though. You want to go out on it? Yeah. Let's go out on it. What's up next for you? Oh, it's my birthday week. Oh, what are we doing for your birthday? You know, working.

I'll be in Dallas on Saturday. When does this episode come out? Wednesday. Cool. So my birthday was Litty Kitty. I went to Dallas and played a show on Saturday and played a show in Nashville on Sunday. My actual birthday. It hasn't happened yet, but it has when this podcast has come out.

So I'm just going to manifest and say all my friends came. It was so fun. I got Litty Kitty, but didn all my friends came. It was so fun. I got Litty Kitty but didn't get hung over. It was great. And now I'm actually home for three weeks. I could not be happier. I do have to work some during CMA Fest, which happy to do it. Yeah.

But I get to sleep in my own bed for three and a half friggin' weeks. Yeah, dude. That's the dream, baby. Praise be. The dream. Yeah. What about you? I'm getting on Bark Air.

I love that for you so much. I'm getting on Bark Air because Boo is not like a certified service dog. So I got to take her on a private jet. Apparently, that's how we get her to New York. So I'm jumping on that. I'm going to New York and, um, I'm going to make sure that I see my wife's opening night of little shop of

horrors. And if you're in New York, please come see the show. Love. Uh, it's going to be great. Okay. You're going to see how good a singer Sarah is.

She's great. She's given me a couple segments of her accent. Oh. Which is big turn on. I've got to be honest with you. It's like a little Marissa Tomei in

My Cousin Benny. And I am so excited. I might just have her talk to me in that voice all the time. Sounds nice. All right. YF Tears, we love you. Love you guys. We'll talk to you later.

Okay, bye. Bye. It sure ain't. It ain't your place. It sure ain't. It sure ain't. It ain't your place. It sure ain't.