Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Soaking like a wh*re in church

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Are you hot? Because we’re dripping in sweat over here. Brand-eye is down and out with a case of the vid, and between Wells’ sauna and his lovely wife who likes to sleep in a room that is 78 degrees, he’s melting. But he also just invested in a cold plunge for his backyard to reduce inflammation and support his WELLSness journey, so he’s on the up and up. Since Brandi has been bed-ridden, she is very prepared with her favorite content. The two start off with a Bachelor in Paradise recap, and their least fave thing which was Wells’ special moment with Michael and Danielle being cut out. Wells then wants to talks about soaking, a new thing he discovered that we hope you’re able to un-hear. He also has a few things to say about rug cleaning TikTok, and children eating at restaurants. Your hosts are really coming for the kids these days...Lastly, they wrap it up with some voicemails from the YFTers— don’t forget to call in at 858-630-1856!!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Green Chef — Go to GreenChef.com/yft135 and use code yft135 for $135 off across five boxes—and your first box ships FREE  Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription. Only available to US customers for a limited time. FREE shipping on EVERY order  BetterHelp — Go to BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click the microphone at the top, and sign up with promo code YFT for a FREE 60-day trial 

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Oh, it was, it's been pretty awful. I'm not going to lie to you. What are your symptoms? So the reason I know I have it is because Wednesday night I didn't sleep at all I was sweating like a whore in church burning up and my head was just throbbing all night long on Wednesday have you taken a test yeah so I did I so I had like one of these like little at-home tests that I've had for almost a year like in my carry-on suitcase or something. Do those things expire? I don't know. I took the test. It was positive.

And because of how shitty I feel, I'm going to just go ahead and assume I've got it. Yeah, I think when you get a positive test, that means you probably have COVID. Yeah, I mean, typically, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. You just hocking up a bunch of shit, a lot of oysters coming out of the old lungs.

Yeah, I told my mom last night, I coughed up a big old, like loogie yesterday and it was gray. Oh yeah. Like at least if it's green, I don't know, green, like at least that like resembles life. Gray just resembles death. Yeah. You know, just death. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I hope that you hope that you don't die. Same. I do feel better today. Anyways, alright, that's a wonderful start to the show. So you haven't been able to do anything

except watch TV then. Pretty much, yeah. So you should be very prepared for this show. Yeah. Oh, that makes me very happy then. I know. It's like, you know, the only times I'm ever prepared are when I have COVID, apparently. Yeah, you should have COVID all the time. That would be great for our show. Oh, yeah. What a joy.

It'd be so good for our show. What a joy. Yeah. What else is going on? I survived a tornado the night before I got COVID, so that was cool. Nice. Yeah, it was honestly, like, you lived in Tennessee. You know about the tornado shit. It can be scary, but a lot of times I think like it's overhyped, the warnings, like, you know, everyone's so like overly cautious, which is a good thing, but normally it's like, oh yeah, tornado. Okay. But I was very scared.

Like the wind was insane. There were so many trees down afterwards. And like, you know, they say like when you hear that freight train noise, that's tornado. I could, that's what the wind sounded like to me. And I was like, okay okay time to go in the basement took all the dogs down to the basement sat down there for like a solid 45 minutes and I have no um cell reception down there and power went out so I had no wi-fi so I just had to sit in there and just not know what was going on and just come out when I thought it was safe you know it was super fun survived that thought you know, like Lux on my side. I've, you know, I've made it through, you know, I must be hitting a lucky streak or something. Wake up at 2am just sweating through my sheets, head pounding. So sick. Yeah. The tornado maybe gave you the COVID.

Maybe, maybe it passed by and it was like, you know, I'm going to spare your life, but here's a little COVID just to put you in check. Yeah. You know what you need to start doing? What's that? Cold plunge. Absolutely not. Big cold plunge guy over here. No.

I got myself a cold plunge. It's a really nice, it's basically a bathtub that we have down in the backyard. Well, I was going to say, why can't you just fill the bathtub with cold water? You can, but you want to get it down to like 39 degrees. Huh. And so we got one, but not an ad. Should be. Shout out to at coldplunge on Instagram.

That's where I found it. They were also on Shark Tank, which by the way, I love that show. Big Shark Tank guy. Big Shark Tank guy over here. Yeah. I like Mark. So we got this cold plunge, okay? tank guy over here. Yeah. I like Mark. So we got this cold plunge. Okay. And basically, I guess the idea is it drastically reduces inflammation. Yep. Heard that. And I think that inflammation's bad.

From what I understand about science, inflammation bad. And if you can stop inflammation, good. That's what I've learned. So I got a new little routine because I got my infrared sauna. So I go sit in there, sweat like a hooker in church like you the other night when you had COVID. And then I waltz on out to my cold plunge. And I get in there. And then my testes go up into my body. Okay. Didn't need to know that.

That's what they do. They go up in the butah. And I sit there. And I sit there for four minutes. I have my little timer. Let me tell you what. I've never done cocaine. But I assume that's what cocaine feels like.

It is a shot to the dick, man. You are fucking ripping and roaring ready to go when you get out of there, dude. It's like so many endorphins ripping through your body. I don't know if the inflammation is happening, but I will say this. So this is really funny. I've never been a jewelry guy, but now I wear a ring because I'm married, right? Right. And here's the thing that they don't tell you about rings,

is that you can tell when you're bloated by your ring of course i didn't know that so like i'll be like hung over and be like i can't get my ring off and it's like i got so much fucking salt and fat and everything just bloated like a piece of garbage right yeah i don't like that i don't like that i have like a barometer on my hand of like how unhealthy i am but i will will say this, when I get in that cold plunge, I get out, this thing almost slides off. Oh, I bet. Dude, the inflammation, way down. What about in the sauna though?

Do your hands swell? A little bit, but I feel really, really good when I get out of the sauna. Got it. I'm all about wellness now, guys. Big wellness guy over here. Wells for wellness. I got cold plunge. I got a sauna. We got a Peloton treadmill. Oh, guys. Big wellness guy over here. Wells for wellness. I got cold plunge. I got a sauna. We got

a Peloton treadmill. So we're going to be doing maybe some of that. And so yeah, we'll see. I have tasked myself to see if I can do 30 days every day in the cold plunge. I'm on day three, so I'm one-tenth of the way there.

You know what you need next? What's that? A hyperbaric chamber. Yeah, absolutely. That's what you need next. Yeah, because when I die, then I can put myself in a hyperbaric chamber, and then when science catches up, then they can reanimate my body.

I don't think that's the purpose. That's not what it is? Yes. Got it. Pretty sure it's just anti-inflammatory, you know? I'm all about getting the anti-inflammatory out. Mm-hmm. So I'm still waiting for my testes to come back down. I don't know when that'll happen. It doesn't really matter. I'm married now, you know i'm all about getting the anti-inflammatory out so i'm still waiting for my testes to come

back down well i don't know when that'll happen it doesn't really matter i'm married now you know it probably still matters a little i mean a little you know you do i think you guys want kids right like they're kind of important they need to come back yeah you can get doctors to do that too for you, you know? That's very true. By the way, the other day, I couldn't sleep, and so I went and slept in the guest room. Let me just say this. I love my wife more than anything in the world, but she likes to sleep at a balmy 87 degrees in the room,

and I can't do that. Your boy can't do that, okay? Oh, fuck no. Absolutely not. I'm a cold-weather man at night, you know? You're the same way. I am. And so I'll be sitting there sweating like crazy. Okay?

Oh, no. And so finally I was like, I know you're not going to like this, but I'm going to go sleep in the guest room and open the windows and get some cold breeze. Boy, oh, boy, did I have a wonderful night's sleep. All right? So I just feel like that's what we're going to be like. I love Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. We're going to sleep in separate beds, you know? I think it's fine.

I think it's totally fine. I think every once in a while, I'm just going to be like, going to get my pillow and be like, all right, I'll see you later. And like going on a sleepover down the hall. I don't know if I've ever, my mom and I may have mentioned this on our podcast, but my entire childhood, my parents had separate rooms. Dare I say that that was when they were the happiest. And then when they had to share a room, it all was downhill from there.

Yeah. So. Well, I mean, Donald Trump and whatever. Melania. Melania, they don't sleep in the same room. And I'll tell you what, that relationship seems very healthy. Does it? No, I don't sleep in the same room. And that, and I'll tell you what, that relationship seems very healthy. Does it? No.

I don't think so. Interesting. Fun fact. I'm on one dating app. One. My, like, bio or whatever my little, like, sentence that's supposed to say something about me that catches your attention says, thermostat set to 66 degrees at night. And let me tell you what.

It gets the boys a talking. Whenever someone decides to slide into the DMs on that dating app, that's what they're responding to is the 66 degrees. I get a lot of people, actually a lot of dudes, shockingly, that are like, what? Are you fucking crazy? That's freezing. I think 68 is the money shot.

Well, fun fact, again, that 68 is my number actually, but 66 is what gets them talking. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. 68 is not going to get anybody sliding on into the DM. But when you say 66, people are like, oh, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the bait. And then, get them. Exactly.

Yeah, nice. Speaking of boys and dating, we've got to talk about Batch in Paradise. Oof, lots to talk about. You want to start the show? Yes, I forgot about that. Is it you or me? I think it's you. All right.

Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. I should bring my bell closer. You know, I still use the bell that you got me. Oh, yeah, that really nice one from, like, an old haunted hotel. It's a good-sounding bell. It is. Yeah. Very good. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent, if you haven't heard of built, you're about to thank me.

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Should be. All right, so let's talk BIP. So I'm going to start with my least favorite thing about this, about Monday night's episode. Yes, they have been utilizing me a lot this season, but the thing that I was the most excited about for people to see from this season, they cut out on Monday night's episode and it really pissed me off. And what is that?

You know, last year I was like helping Joe through all his trials and tribulations. And it was like a lot of man chats between him and I. And then this year it's been Michael and myself. And I love Michael. I'm rooting for him and trying, you know, my best to like, keep him around, keep morale high. You know, after Sierra left, he was like, kind of wanted to leave and I was like, stick around. So what really happened is on the rose ceremony night, he comes up to the bar and he's like, I'm a dead man walking. I'm not going to get a rose. So I want to say, cause he was going around saying his goodbyes. And I was like, you know, Michael, I think I just might have the perfect person for you. Hold on one second. And

let me see if I can go fix this for you. And he's like, what? And this, and I leave and I walked the top of the steps of paradise where guests come in and I welcome in Danielle. Cause obviously Danielle and I are very good friends. You know, I ask her like what she's looking for and how she's doing all that kind of stuff. And I say, listen, I think I have the perfect person for you. You guys have been through a lot of similar situations. You guys are both like the nicest, sweetest people I know. So I have a feeling that Michael will be a perfect, perfect guy for you. And so then she walks down and beeline straight for him and he runs over and i'm the one

who put it all together and they completely cut it out and i wish they hadn't yes so that you could get screen time but also because it would have made it make more sense like it was a little weird to see her beeline for him right it was i don't know like yeah they're they're obviously like a good match but like it was there was like something missing when she kind of goes straight for him and it's like i don't know i wish they'd left that in yeah and also like this season has been a lot of me being funny and i do think like i do like the parts where i'm like heartfelt i show that like i like these people and i'm rooting for them and they took out like my the one big thing where it's like I got you now I have some theories as to why they cut it

okay one of them is because like well Wells why didn't you do that for Justin why didn't you go save whoever else because it's not like you've like five Danielle's on standby exactly one yeah and here's the other thing it's like that that's really the only

person from Bachelor Nation where that works Danielle and I were actually friends long before the show. What's really funny. So what I'm talking about, and I do feel this about Danielle, but when I'm talking about her, I'm like, she's the like the nicest person I know. She's so talented and all this kind of stuff. And I was like, and they're the same person with different genitalia. I was like, and they're the same person with different genitalia. I turned over to Sarah and I was like, you know, this is about you, right? And she was like, what? And I was like, this is me talking about you that they're using for Danielle. And the reason why you can tell is because there's an interview way back in the day when I think Sarah goes on Fallon or something. And she said, we're the same person with different genitalia. So it was like a nice little Easter.

Yeah, it's a nice little Easter egg. And Sarah was like, oh, I didn't realize that. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. So anyways, to the episode, Pete the Pizza Prince. Oh, God. I mean, wow.

You know, I would say that I'm so shocked to see someone that's just so un-self-aware. Unfortunately, I've seen a lot of men in my time that are just that un-self-aware. And I'm not shocked. Men are garbage.

Pete's a Pete. Example A. It's amazing that he doesn't have the self-realization of what he's doing. It's so very telegraphed. Bro, you're making up stuff because she didn't like you. Not everyone's for everybody, but what you're doing is fucking so very obvious. I gotta be honest with you. What a great villain.

He has been exactly what we've been wanting, you know? Like, Sinead hasn't really been mean, you know? No. And we needed someone, I mean, no, we don't need that, but like, I like that. Like, it gives the show some texture. And I'm just sitting there being like, wow, this is amazing. And what was really amazing, kinda fucked up, it was building up perfectly to the perfect crescendo.

Like I remember sitting around being like, oh my god, this is amazing. Cause Jill is like fucking going in at him and Brittany's like, get the fuck outta here. And everyone was fucking like, get the fuck outta here. And he was about to be like, bunch all the other bitches and leave. And then Casey fucking faints and it was like, no, don't faint.

Kick him out. You know, because you want that, like, get him out. And then, like, maybe, like, the next act is, like, Casey fainting. But when that happened, the energy changed to, like, we got to fix Casey. This is not good. Once everyone came back, it was like, okay, someone needs to go kick him out now. Like, we need to finish the job. I do love him cutting off the forced exit.'m gonna leave on my own terms so i'm gonna go what an idiot

he's great though and then every everyone's reaction to his like insane speech on the way out was it was me i was just like no oh my god not. Like, no, like I could just, it was too good, but just so bad. Buongiorno means good morning. It's 10 o'clock at night, whatever. The next thing is the split, right? Yeah. How do you feel about the split? I actually love it.

Here's the thing. At first I was mad because I, at first I didn't, didn't I I like I believed what they were selling me in the teasers right of like the women are leaving and the guys get girls and I was like fuck that like that's not fair then when they bring in the guys for the girls I was like okay and here's why I like it I love bachelor in paradise and I get that like don't fix something that's not broken right there's like a formula to it and everything. But I like that this mixes it up a little bit, right? It like throws in a different dynamic to the show. I'm almost like spins it into a different show in a good way. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, I mean, like other shows have done this.

Yeah. All my wife's show. Stole it. Yeah, sorry. But to be fair, Love Island is a ripoff of Bachelor in Paradise. So like, whatever. Right. Everyone's stealing everybody.

No one's inventing new shit. Yeah. It's a vehicle to get more people in the show. Yeah. You can't constantly having people come in because it would just

take up the entire day. But if you split them up, you bring everyone in together, all of a sudden you've injected 10 more people onto the show. All of a sudden. And here's the thing. When it was happening, I knew the girls were angry.

Like that was production was like very much like it is very somber over there. Everyone's upset. So I just thought it was just like no one cared about any of the dudes. And I'm watching it back. This Tyler guy's over here to slay an ass. Honestly, I'm a little disappointed in him. Why? I just thought he was this like precious good guy.

And he's over here making out with Brittany and dry hump, well, wet humping Sinead in the pool. And then he's going to go back to Brittany's, what it looks like. And I'm just like, why couldn't you have just turned down the date with Sinead and been an upstanding gentleman who then said to Brittany, I would just love to court you. I mean, he's just got there. I think you got to give him a little bit of, you look at them and you're like, they're perfect for one another. Brittany and Tyler. Well, I've just always been such a Tyler fan.

I mean, he is gorge. Yeah. Gorge. Brittany is beautiful, but Sinead is beautiful too. She's got here. I'm not going to turn on a date. I mean, I guess. I really liked the Australian guy.

Me too. And no one's like giving him the time of day. Dude, it's so funny the juxtaposition between the girls being upset and the guys back at the Playa Escondida being like, fuck yeah! Let's party! You know who surprised me though

on the guys side? Logan? It johnny i really thought johnny was not gonna be so loyal to victoria yeah and victoria is obviously very very confident she doesn't give a fuck she's like yeah okay i'll go and if you leave fuck you man there's plenty of guys guys with jets that want to date me so i'm fine exactly. I was surprised with Rodney, if I'm being honest. Were you? Yeah, because Rodney's such a sweet guy that I thought that he wouldn't want to do what he did because he knew it would hurt someone's feelings. Yeah, but did we really think he and Lace were going to last? They cut a lot of their, like, cutesiness out of the show.

I have to be honest with you. I'm very surprised that it wasn't a bigger storyline, but I was a little surprised by Rodney, but I also think that Eliza is like so beautiful. And so I totally get it, you know, but I feel bad because I do love Lace. I didn't ever think that Rodney was her guy and vice versa. I think that she thought that Rodney was her guy.

I don't think that he thought Lace was his girl. Rodney coming down so pumped from his date and then being like, oh, shit, she's here. Yeah, not great. Tough stuff. Poor Jill. I know, but Jill is a total head case. I know, but like she really has just gotten the short end of the stick over and over on this season. I know. It's tough. I do feel bad for Jill. I love the cock blocking that she did on Sinead, though.

Oh, yeah. I know. Me too. Because I, obviously, I'm team Brittany Tyler. You loved it because you want Tyler and Brittany to be together. I loved it because it's fucking funny to me. Sinead going in the room being like, fuck you, Jill. That was great. I do hope that at some point someone makes like a montage of all of Jill's one-liners this season because there have been so many good ones. This week on one of her interviews, she literally, I wrote it down. It was so funny because she's so serious. She said, I'm a penguin.

I choose someone for life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's had the best one-liners of anyone this year. I had no idea how much of a wackadoo she was. At the bar, she was totally normal. We had normal conversations. And now watching all these interviews, I'm like, God, I hope to God we get her back in paradise next year. I know.

You know? She's great TV. Good stuff. I still say bamboozled. Oh, yeah. In her honor. So good. Is there anything else

that you want to talk about in terms of Paradise? I think that's it. Yeah. Do you like it this season? Yeah, I really like it a lot. I like this twist that they've done. I liked it, too.

I think it's good. Nuff batch? Nuff batch. All right. You got some favorite things, bro, or what? Bro, please tell me you watched House of the Dragon last night. I didn't because I was...

Oh, my God! Duh! I'm sorry. But you House of the Dragon last night. I didn't because I was- Oh my God. I'm sorry, but you didn't watch it last week. I know, but then I got COVID and died of all this time. Can you explain to me what the fuck happened in the last episode at the end? Yeah, why are you confused? Why is it still like up in the air who is going to be the leader after the king dies? I don't understand. It's not that it's up in the air who is gonna be the leader after the king dies i don't understand it's not

that it's up in the air it's that the fucking queen allison is dead set on her son being king obviously like they've been scheming this whole time agon has to be king or whatnot when viserys is dying he's like confused he's got that milk of the poppy shit he's like not right in the head and he thinks he's talking to Rhaenyra about the, when she asked him about Aegon's dream and the prophecy that he told her as a kid, which was about her, he never really finished that conversation.

If you remember, like she asked him about it and he was so out of it. He couldn't really have the conversation. And then Damon comes in and whatnot and they changed the subject. So then like in his hazy state, he brings it up thinking Rhaenyra is sitting there, but it's Alicent. Okay. And so he's finishing the conversation about Aegon's dream. Yes, I believe it to be true. It's you. You're the one to unite and unite the realm. But he really

meant to say that to Rhaenyra. He says it to Alicent and she's confused because she has a son named Aegon. And so she thinks he's saying that he's the prince to be promised. Yeah. There's too many similar names in this season. It's very confusing. I know. Because Rhaenyra has an Aegon until she thinks he's saying that he's the prince to be promised. Yeah, there's too many similar names in this season. It's very confusing. I know, because Rhaenyra has an Aegon too. I know. Yeah, it's confusing. But fucking Alicent, like, listen, hun, how deranged can you be? He's obviously not talking about your stupid son who's raping the handmaidens and, ugh, like, you should wait till you watch this week's episode like it gets crazy he is trash he does not deserve to be king and she is just so dead set on it and once you see this

week's episode too like honestly though i started to feel just a tiny bit bad for her because i think she i'm not ruining anything but i think she finally starts to see how manipulated even she's been by her dad throughout this whole thing you know yeah and it's just kind of like fuck she really is like as much as you want to hate her i mean she's like a little bit of a victim in it too so yeah i do love in the last episode the ending scene of you know the brother what's his name the prince the the brother who's fucking of Of Aegon? The king's younger brother who... Oh, Daemon. When Daemon...

How could you forget Daemon? I don't fucking know any of their names. He's the star of the show. I don't know any of their names. They're too fucking confusing. All right? It's the king, the king's brother, the queen, the princess. Those are their fucking names in my mind.

You're insane. So anyways, the king's brother, when he looks at the queen's younger son with the eyepatch, eyepatch guy, they're mirroring one another. It's a mirrored shot. They're both looking into the same person, effectively. Yeah. I do like the eyepatch guy. He's a good character.

Yeah. And from what I gather, that scene is like foreshadowing for something that's to come maybe next week's episode. For sure. And he's got the big drago. He's got the big Drago. Yeah. So, I mean, I wouldn't fuck him.

He lost the eye for it. I wouldn't fuck him. I mean, it's gotta be hard to fly with no depth perception, but still, he's got the big Drago. Yeah, you saw the scene where the king is like walking in, barely making it,

and his crown falls. Yeah. And Daemon picks it up. Yeah. So I just saw somewhere, it was like an official Game of Thrones thing or House of the Dragon thing where it said that that was an accident during filming that the crown falling was an accident and um

Matt Smith who plays Damon just just happened to like walk over and pick it up and everyone just happened to like stay in character and so they kept it and I'm so glad they didn't it's crazy that was an accident because to me that was one of the most moving scenes in the whole episode I saw something that George RRR. Martin said about this season that he wants to go back and rip up the beginning pages of this story because the showrunners and the directors of House of Dragon

are doing a much better job than what he wrote. Interesting. I can't wait for you to watch last night's episode. I'll get on it. The end is so fucking sick cool cool cool all right i'm gonna watch it so sick like i out loud said holy fucking shit well that was awesome did you say i'm bamboozled i'm bamboozled it's so fucking sick i can't wait for you to watch it all right we watched a spooky show for halloween for allows' Eve. Have you heard of The Watcher?

I have not, but my mother, who I talked to last night, started it, and she's obsessed. Oh, my goodness. We started it. We watched the first episode. We were in bed watching. I said, hey, Sarah, can we watch The Good Place or The Office before I go to bed? Because it's spooky. Is it that spooky?

It's kind of spooky. She said it wasn't. Spooky. Anyways, it's Bobby Cannavale, which, by the way, what a name Bobby Cannavale is. He's the only time where it's okay to have a Y at the end of a name. Because normally I'm like Tommy. Just be Tom. You're an adult now.

Stop being that. But Bobby Cannavale makes it like a limerick. It's like lyrical, you know? Big fan of Bobby Cannavale's work. He's great in it. Naomi Watts is in it. Mia Farrow is in it. And I'm taking the dogs, dumbass.

Jennifer Coolidge is in it. Who, by the way, she can only play one character. And I love that character. She's so good in it. Does she play that character in this show? Effectively, yeah. Like, she's kind of mean. There's something not right about her. Does she play that character in this show? Effectively, yeah. She's kind of mean.

There's something not right about her, but she definitely just plays her character, and it's so good. Christopher McDonald, Trudy McGavin, he's in it. Oh, Richard Kind, who's been in Spin City, I think, and he's been in a bunch of stuff. He's in it, and here's the tag. A married couple moving into their dream home are threatened by terrifying letters from a stalker signed The Watcher. The Watcher on Netflix. It's a Ryan Murphy show, so you know it's going to be good just from that.

And it's spooky. All the neighbors are fucking creepy in this really yuppie Connecticut suburb where they move into from New York. The neighbors all hate them. Like the next door neighbor has got like a son who keeps like breaking into the house. They keep getting sent these like creepy fucking notes and all the kids are seeing shadows. It looks like someone's upstairs, but like no one's upstairs, but you see like a shadow

go by and you're like, what the fuck is that? Anyways, a little like Haunting a Hill House. Is it as spooky as Haunting a Hill House? No, not yet. Well, I only watched the first episode because I was like, I'm going to watch another one, but maybe even the daytime. Because Haunting of Hill House I thought was pretty spooky, but tolerable. Like I could watch it alone. Yeah.

It was so over the top spooky that like it made it less spooky because you're like, of course I'm going to see some ghosts. Because I know like every scene there's a ghost. I feel like this one, the letters are really, really fucking creepy and the voice that narrates them is just watch The Watcher. Okay. Get in it. Speaking of Jennifer Coolidge, White Lotus Season

2 is about to come back out. I saw. Guess who is in it? Who? Theo James. Thank you HBO Max for blessing us with Theo James on our screen after you fucking canceled Time Traveler's Wife. I don't know who Theo James is. Yes, you do.

He's so gorge. He played the lead in Time Traveler's Wife. He was the lead in Divergent, which is what he's known for probably. He's been in a few other films, but he is the hottest guy. Like my number one celeb crush. All right, so when does that come out? Do you know? I think next weekend.

Okay. I love Dwight Lotus. By the way, the challenge is back, baby. Oh boy. This one's called the challenge ride or dies. Fun drinking game. If you want to die of alcohol poisoning poisoning drink every time they say ride or die because it's every three fucking seconds we get it it's ride or dies okay and also i hate that

that cliche that's like i don't know my ride or die shut up i don't like that anyways um but it's so good they've got a great cast and then you got johnny bananas coming back with Nanny, who I like. And a lot of new rookies who you're hoping that they've figured out that they have the numbers and they can't let the vets just take them out. Devin went into elimination the first week, but my boy won. Love Devin. Great cast. I'll tell you who's in it. You got Bananas and Nanny.

You've got Devin and Tori. Yes. You've got Fessy and Mariah, who I love that Fessy is always terrible, but everyone thinks he's always going to win. Nelson's back. Oh, Jay and Michelle. Gotta love it. Amber and Chauncey. It's going to be great. I'm really excited. I love, I love the challenge. Love that for you. Yeah. Have you seen Luckiest Girl Alive? I mean, I see Sarah every day. So yeah. Unbelievable. No, it's Mila Kunis' new Netflix movie. Oh no. Oh, it's an adaptation from a book that I actually didn't read, but I remember seeing on the shelves at the airport because I remember the cover with the yellow flower. It's good. It's not my mom and I got into it a little bit because she fucking loved it. And listen, it was good.

Definitely worth a watch. Love Mila Kunis, right? My biggest complaint about it was there was no like twist really or anything like that shocking to me. I just felt like it was just kind of like the storyline was just kind of like level and didn't really have a whole lot of like ups and downs, but still worth a watch. A woman new york who seems to have things under control is faced with the trauma that makes her life unravel luckiest girl alive on netflix oh that's the one where she's got something in her past like she killed somebody or something she's about to get married to some rich dude and yeah yeah so like with i don't want to ruin anything because it's new and all people may not have seen it yeah like you but yeah there's this like thing in her past that she she's obviously like very embarrassed

about and and not only embarrassed but like ashamed of because she like changes her name and everything right and like in the beginning she's like trying so hard to be this different person for this like guy like dream guy that she's about to marry and so like you just think that there that this thing from her past is going to be this huge huge thing that's going to be like uncovered towards the end of the movie it kind of is uncovered early and in not a very like big way i don't know okay still worth a watch though still good got it have you heard of soaking? Soaking? Soaking. Like soaking your clothes in the laundry to get the stains out?

No, that's not what it is at all. Okay, and I didn't believe that this was true, but then I looked it up, and so it still might not be true. Apparently, in Utah, we're going back to the Mormons, guys. Oh, once again. Apparently, in Utah, what some unmarried men and women are doing, because obviously you're supposed to have sex before marriage because, sinner. What they're doing is they're doing a thing called soaking where there is penetration. Oh, gross. Penetration, but then no movement.

And they just soak it in there. The visual. They just soak soak and then it gets better sometimes they'll bring a friend in who will jump on the bed so they're not doing any of the pounding they're not doing any of the sex it's the friend god i didn't have sex i was just no and gary was in the bed jumping around. God, you can't be mad at me for this. Okay? It was Gary. And I was just soaking.

This can't be a thing. Anyways, apparently this is a real thing. It might not be a real thing. It cannot be. Google it. Okay? I don't think I want to. That visual is enough for me. I tell you what, man. I want to try soaking. You know? Because sometimes I don't think I want to. That visual is enough for me. I tell you what, man.

I want to try soaking, you know? Because sometimes I don't want to do any work. Can you record Sarah's response when you say, can Gary come in and jump on the bed? We'll get the dogs to do it. During sexy time today? I'm soaking. Carl, get on the bed!

Oh, God. It's worse. Jesus. So essentially this is like just the tip, but not. Yeah, but it's the whole thing. I thought that sex was defined as penetration. Yeah, I would agree. Not like the pumping motion, you know? Yeah.

God bless you. Way to think around it. Smart. I guess. Oh, man. I went to a party the other night, and I mean, I did that soaking bit maybe 15 times. It was a big hit. With the hand gesture?

Oh, yeah. Gotta love it. Gotta love it. By the way, so you know the famous now famous game of thrones interview and it's like what's your favorite drink a negroni spagliato with prosecco in it i'm embarrassed because i'm a bartender on tv kind of whatever i don't know if i've ever had a negroni so yeah so we went over to my buddy my buddy Trev Einhorn and his wife Alex's house, and he made us Negronis. And I was like, oh, this is pretty good. So then we went to a party,

went to my friend Ashley Newborough's birthday party. We went and got all the stuff for the Negroni Spagliato with Prosecco in it. And I drank it all night. I got absolutely obliterated, And I drank it all night. I got absolutely obliterated. And I had the worst hangover of my life. It's just all sugar. It's all sugar. All that Campari has got to be just sugar liquor.

Straight sugar. Oh, God. Anyways, you know, it's a great soundbite, but do not listen to them. Or just have one. Just have one. Or two. You have 17, let me tell you something, guys. You'll be soaking in no time.

Oh, God. Jeez. Or you'll be the one bouncing on the bed during said soaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa! Yikes. Speaking of TikTok, I don't know if this comes across on yours, but I get it all the time. There's a guy that cleans rugs on TikTok. Have you seen that? Have not. So he's got this like giant bathtub basically it's like this huge room that's like

this drains water and he brings in these black rugs no way that this is like a white rug he goes in there and he cleans it he has this like watering bucket and he goes and like puts on some thing then he scrapes it and all this shit water flies out and it's just like over time and he goes and like puts on some thing and then he scrapes it and all this shit water flies out and it's just like over time and like these black fucking terrible rugs turn into like these beautiful persian beautiful rugs and you're like geez louise but here's my question where are you finding these fucking decrepit rugs from guy every day i see he's got a new rug like what in what like gotham terrible like broken down city is someone going, like, you know, I know where all the moldy black Persian rugs are.

I don't understand how this guy's in business. Also, like, just throw it away. It just seems like a lot of water. Yeah, but vintage rugs are irreplaceable. Dude, when you see these, I'm going to find one and send one to you. And I, there's a lot of YFT's others, I'm sure, that have seen this. It's insane. Okay.

But pretty great. I love it. Real quick, you worked at a restaurant. I was a waiter and a bartender at a restaurant as well. And I'm just going to go ahead and say this, okay? Hey, if you have kids that are fucking messy as shit, don't fucking bring them to the restaurant, okay? You don't get to bring the kids to the restaurant until your kids won't take out every fucking sugar packet and leave it all over the table. Them's the rules, guys, okay? Don't do it. It's fucking ridiculous. As I remember being like, there's french fries and ketchup all over every sugar packet. I put all the sugar packets back in.

There's food and shit everywhere. You're raising a feral cat over here, lady. The rule is until your kid can sit there and not make a gigantic mess, can't bring them. Or you clean up your own fucking mess because this is ridiculous. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. Thankfully, I worked in a restaurant that wasn't like super kid friendly. So there weren't a ton of kids, but yeah, when there were,

it was absolutely horrible. And you know, my feelings about children, you know, where I think they should be put on the airplane. So just, yeah. Yeah. You want them to be Rosa parked. Yeah, I do. Rosa park your ass in the back. Yes. Have you seen, I can't pronounce it, so you're going to need to look it up, the new Apple Plus series with Charlie, what's his name from Sons of Anarchy? Charlie Hunnam. Charlie Hunnam, thank you. Shantaranum? Uh-huh. Have you not seen that?

No. Oh, it's so good. A heroin addict incarcerated for robbery escapes prison and reinvents himself as a doctor in the slums of bombay his ties the crime underworld there led him to afghanistan where he partners with a mob boss locked in a battle with russian criminals seems like a lot's going on all right okay have you watched any of it yeah i watched the first episode last night and it's funny because i didn't read the synopsis.

I just saw the preview on Apple Plus and started it because I love him. So I didn't even know a lot of that stuff they're talking about because like in episode one, obviously the story is just starting. So episode one, you kind of like see him break out of prison and you kind of see how he gets to Bombay and why. And they reveal like a little bit, some flashbacks from his past, but they're not really saying a whole lot yet. You just kind of know he's been in prison, he was supposed to be

there for life, and now he's getting this like second chance at freedom, right? But he's only so free because he's a wanted convict. So he goes to Bombay and knows no one and kind of befriends this one guy and you kind of get the gist that he's going to just move from place to place. But at the end of this first episode, like I think youist that he's gonna just move from place to place but at the end of this first episode like I think you can tell he's gonna stay in Bombay and he starts to make friends and relationships there and stuff it is very interesting like I don't know a whole lot about Bombay that's not a not a place I've ever been it's not a place I know much about so to kind of get to see the culture there and he's Australian so So, you know, just to see like what it's like to be

an Australian in that city and how he learns to like cope and adapt and meet people. And then he does get wrapped up into the illegal shit that's going on in the city, but it's a good watch. I mean, nothing crazy has happened yet, but a phenomenal acting and really good character development and great watch. All right, cool cool he's a good actor he's so great also one you put like to poopoo um very cw of me but big sky is continuing to just be actually pretty good okay go ahead and laugh no you know what i did i just stopped watching it the best thing they ever did was kill off ryan philippe sorry ryan you're hot but like it was the best thing they did here's what i like about it I like that every season they've been able to like recreate the story without like

letting go of some of the main characters, but bringing in new ones every single season. And it's like a whole new story each time. I think they've done a really good job of that without confusing people. And it's good. I mean, there's some like brutal murders happening, you know, and some like pretty serious drug cartel drama. And it's just very good. They continue to bring in eye candy. The new sheriff is very attractive, which I appreciate. And it's just continued to be a show that I enjoy watching. All right. Big Sky. Big Sky.

We have some voicemails from the YFTers. Love a voicemail. One of my favorite things is also one of all Sarah things. I'm obsessed with Sarah Hyland, and I had a funny story, which is why I'm calling. Because when I was in college, I was flying home, and I saw an episode of Modern Family that was airing on a Virgin flight before it aired on ABC for the first time. And I was like, where do I know that girl from? And then I realized that she was also repping my favorite brand at the time. Not repping, but in a commercial for Olive Garden,

which is one of my all-time favorite things. If you haven't been to Olive Garden recently, don't miss out on their endless pasta, breadsticks, soup, salad, the whole deal. My favorite soup is the Duca Tuscana. So I just thought that was kind of a funny story. Love an Olive Garden moment. And yeah, just wanted to share some love.

I can tell you like the behind the scenes about that Olive Garden ad. Sarah booked that before Modern Family became a thing. And so that, I think, I think it was the Olive Garden one. That was airing. And then when Modern Family came out

and it was a big hitof-a-garden one that was airing and then when modern family came out and it was a big hit they like prolonged the the commercial and having it be airing in on abc airspace because they were like look we've found her first or whatever that's pretty kind of funny yeah hi guys so one of my least favorite things is um how aggressively that message starts because it didn't ring or anything. All of a sudden, it was just like, bro, let go! It was straight out of me. But one of my favorite things, this is mostly for Brandy.

Brandy, I saw Baby Noah in concert in Albuquerque, New Mexico last week, and it was by far one of the best shows that I've ever been to. last week and it was by far one of the best shows that I've ever been to aside from the fact that um I'm a 30 year old business professional and everyone else there was like 22 and not a business professional anyway I love her show I love you well you're fine I'm just kidding I love you too okay bye damn love her damn love that thank you for going to see baby Noah, young Nikki. You know what sucks is she played Nashville last night and I couldn't go because I have freaking COVID. What a tragedy. But yeah, I've been seeing her Instagram posts from the show. She looks amazing, obviously sounds amazing. And if you did go to the Nashville show this past weekend, you guys were in for a treat. I saw Trace got up on stage and sang Shake It with her, which is so cute. And Brazen got on

stage as well, my other brother, and played a song with her too. You know what's crazy? Shake It is one of those songs that will never die. Trace was just another one of those massive one-hit wonders, I guess. But man, that one hit really hit. Yeah. Here's another one. Hey, welcome, Brandy. I was listening to your episode today where you were talking about Palm hit wonders i guess but man that one hit really hit yeah here's another one hey welson brandy i was listening to your episode today where you were talking about palm springs and the really cool golf carts and that reminded me when i was young and visiting my grandpa in palm springs and he had a bmw golf cart that matched his bmw that he had and i just thought it was so amazing to drive it around and pretended like it was my car when i was too young to actually drive and I just thought it was so amazing to drive it around and pretended like it was my

car when I was too young to actually drive and it just brought back some good memories so thank you I would recommend watching Boo Bitch on Netflix it's such a cute little like coming of age like totally Gen Z comedy even though I'm aial, I thought it was just so cute. And I think you guys would actually really love it. And then Luckiest Girl Alive is so good. Mila Kunis killed it. And it's lived rent-free in my mind since I've watched it. Can't stop thinking about it.

It's definitely a trigger warning. Has some really intense topics, but worth the watch for sure. Have been listening to your show since day one. Sorry, we're stoned. Please bring it back. I'll jump on that bandwagon and you guys are great and keep doing what you're doing.

Talk to you later. Bye. Boo bitch. Two senior BFFs make a last ditch attempt to be seen, but when one of them becomes a ghost, she'll need to really live her best life when she can. Boo Bitch, starring Laura Condor, who, she's been in a lot of stuff.

She was in All the Boys I Loved Before. Loved that movie. Yeah. All right, one more. Hey, Wells and Brandy, this is Sarah. Hey, Sarah. From Portland, Oregon. Nice.

I'm calling to let you guys know my favorite things right now. Two of my favorite things are Best in Doe, best host ever, funniest host. Thank you. And Wells, your segment on Bachelor in Paradise where you played with their cameraman, the Sally guy. It was hilarious. That was my favorite part, definitely. And, Wells, the closest I've ever gotten to meeting you was my best friend served you at a restaurant in Oxford, Mississippi.

When? When I was in college? But, man, you've never been to Portland, Oregon. You've got to get here. I know. My brother is really, really good friends with Gregory Gorday. He just opened a new restaurant. He was on Top Chef. He's awesome.

Come out to Portland. We'll hook you up at Gregory's restaurant. Thank you. You guys are awesome. I love your show. Thanks again. Bye. Bye.

I mean, easiest way to get me anywhere is to offer me delicious food. True. Okay, a couple of things here. Yeah. Number one, really shocked you weren't in Oxford last weekend for the football game that apparently everybody was at a football game last weekend. Well, it was Auburn. It wasn't a big game. The one that I might go to is the Alabama game. Got it. Well, Ben was there with Jess. And my bestie Kirsten went with her boyfriend.

It just seemed like a big game weekend. I just was shocked that, well, it wasn't there. I know. I wanted to go. And like all of my friends are still there. It's funny because Ben came on my college golf trip. And so he got to hang out with all my friends. So he's stealing my life.

It's fine. He can. He's Ben. Speaking of best in dough, did you watch it? That's what I was about to's fine. He can. He's been. Speaking of Best in Doe, did you watch it? That's what I was about to bring up. I was saving the best for last year. The morning I woke up from the COVID, you know, having COVID. Thursday morning. Wednesday night was terrible. Thursday morning I wake up and I'm miserable. And I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do? I'm going to watch Best in Doe. You want to know why I did that? Because I opened up my Instagram and my top three DMs said, you have COVID? Perfect time for you to watch Best in Doe. You want to know why I did that? Because I opened up my Instagram and my top three DMs said,

you have COVID, perfect time for you to watch Best in Doe or else it's going to kill you. And I was like, touche. So I sure did. I watched Best in Doe. Very cute. I ordered pizza in the first 10 minutes that it was on. Right? It makes you do that. The pizza I got was shitty compared to the pizzas that I got to see on screen. I was very jealous. Very cute. You know, I think it was episode two where you stole my line and told somebody that it was Diamond Satisfaction content, which I already knew was going to be said because I've received several DMs about it,

but I didn't want to say anything until I actually watched it. Very cute. Thanks for the shout outs slash thanks for stealing my line. You know, I leave that little Easter egg in there for you thinking Brandy's going to love this when she finally watches Best in Doe. And then that bitch doesn't watch the show for the first month it's out.

But I did watch it eventually. I know, I shamed you into it. You wouldn't have. You would not have watched it if I was like, I don't give a it. You wouldn't have. You would not have watched it if I was like, I don't give a shit. You're probably right. Yeah. But I'm glad I did. It was cute.

I didn't realize I could care so much about pizza. Yeah, I know. But I was really, you know, rooting for certain people every single time. I got to say Big Daddy, one of my favorite characters, really disappointed that he didn't really come out on top on either, you know, competition there he was close he was he was fabulous very cute very proud of you i really hope it gets to come back for season two i think it will uh we'll see though is that everything maybe yeah all right why i have tears that was fun that was so fun oh by the way if you want to call the hotline and leave a message of your favorite thing, the number again is 858-630-1856.

That's 858-630-1856. Please call us. You got any big things coming up? Halloween is next weekend, I believe. Is that correct? And my costume is not coming yet. I'm a little freaked out by it. I didn't get super creative with my costume,

but hopefully it turns out okay. But if you are in Nashville, I am DJing on Halloween weekend that Saturday. I think it's the 29th. Cool. At the Solo House in Nashville. Love it. Very bouche. They're having a pretty fab Halloween party,

so I'll be there. Very cool. Yeah. All right, YF cheers. We love you. Love y'all. see you next time bye what a bop. It's a good song.

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