Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Soul-stealing cats and God’s wrath

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

We’ve got a big announcement this week, YFTers; and it may or may not include Wells finally doing stand-up comedy. Your hosts cover another dramatic Bachelorette episode, this time in New Zealand, a...nd offer their prediction for the final rose. Plus, Wells shares some important headlines such as Hailey Bieber’s dad losing it on TikTok before Brandi calls him out for his hypocritical Olympic commentary. Lastly, they wrap up with your voicemails and a whole lot of dodgeball talk.  Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  Presumed Innocent (Apple)  The Decameron (Netflix)  Too Hot To Handle (Netflix)  Call on Me by Uncle Reno  Never Better by Wild Rivers    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  SKIMS: Shop the SKIMS Soft Lounge Collection at SKIMS.com. Now available in sizes XXS - 4X. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows.   Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co   BetterHelp: Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Starting point is 00:01:20 Do it. Hi. Hello. How you doing? I'm okay. How are you you i'm doing good yeah i think i don't know i don't know either i don't know what's happening in my life yeah it's okay i feel like you are sad today like your crush fallen well the weather's shitty yeah we're just having you know how nashville gets It's rainy. It's gloomy.
Starting point is 00:01:46 It feels like a fucking sauna outside. And it just really gets my mood down. Yeah, New York's New Yorkin'. Is it? It's New Yorkin'. I have figured out that I like New York, but I like certain places in New York. Okay. Tell me some of your faves.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Where we're staying, I don't like. Oh, you don't. Okay. We're in Midtown. It's like way too touristy. There's way too many people. That's fair. I like Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You know about Chelsea? Oh, yeah. Very nice area over there. I like the Upper West Side a lot. Me too. Very quiet. Yeah. It's so funny because all I want is to find places that are chill in a city full of millions and millions and millions of people living on top of each other.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yes. So yeah. Anyways, if we do move here, if Sarah continues doing Broadway shows, we got to go. That's on the table? I think so. Wow. I think so. I. I think so. I think she's really enjoying this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Which is good. It's awesome. Yeah. And, you know, we could be bi-coastal. We'll be bi-coastal kids. Like a bi-coastal couple. It's the bi-coastal couple. We'll get into it.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Are you going to find some work up there in New York? I don't know. Probably not. I don't know. I booked a show. up there in New York? I don't know. Probably not. I don't know. I booked a show. We turned it down, which I don't know if that was a smart move to do. But, you know, you got to stick to your guns. That's true.
Starting point is 00:03:14 So, yeah, I think I'm going to go home in a little bit. Go get some California sunshine. Mm-hmm. And then come back, back, forth, back, forth, back, forth, you know? All right. Yeah. Anything else going on in your life? Are you dating anybody?
Starting point is 00:03:24 You know? No. Are you boys? None of that yeah. Anything else going on in your life? Are you dating anybody? No, no. Are you boys? None of that for me. Are you getting dickmatized? No, I'm too busy. You're too busy for the... I mean, the sex takes like 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Well, you can have sex without dating. Come on now. That's true. I guess that's what I'm asking for. Tell me about some sexual exploits. You don't need to know. I'm married. I need to live vicariously through you
Starting point is 00:03:45 you don't come on that's for me to know and no one else to find out can we announce our show i think so fuck it let's just do it and then then they're locked in yeah okay yeah we haven't signed contracts yet we haven't but i think it's fine yeah okay well you set this whole thing up so i'll let you do it oh well I should probably look at the actual date, unless you know it off the top of your head. I don't. It's very soon. We actually need to announce this.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Okay. I know. So, y'all, I need a drum roll. We have talked about a motherfucking live YFT podcast for how many years? Gotta be five years now. Gotta be five. Five years of talking about it and we are actually going
Starting point is 00:04:27 to do one. We are going to do one live show for you guys in Nashville, Tennessee on September 18th. Okay? One show. And you know how Wells is about this. I've had to just beg
Starting point is 00:04:43 and grovel for one show. So this might be your one and only chance to come see us live in Nashville at the One Hotel on Harriet's Rooftop. Yeah, we don't have a link yet to buy tickets, right? We don't, but it should be forthcoming in the next week or so, I would imagine. It's going to be a very small, intimate room. So, you know, limited tickets, but the people that do get to buy tickets, we will be hanging out. We'll be having a drink with you guys.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Um, you know, chilling and recording an episode, which will be so fun. I think we're going to try to get a special guest or two for the show and it's going to be a really good time. So like if you're in Nashville and you want to come, get excited. If you've been wanting to come to Nashville and need a reason, you should probably book a flight. Yeah, I'm pumped. I think it's going to be good. I think we're going to do one and I think
Starting point is 00:05:34 we're going to want to do more. I think so too. You know what I was thinking? Are you going to DJ it? They can't afford me. Okay. I was thinking maybe this should be my time to finally write my 20 minutes of stand-up material. I would love that more than anything.
Starting point is 00:05:52 See if I can do it. See if I can actually be a stand-up. Yeah. Because everyone has always said that I could do it. I'm like, I don't think I could. I think you can. I know. I might try it.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Well, you can do whatever you set your mind to. That's true. Let's try to get this link before this thing comes out. Yeah, yeah. We'll have it by next week. I'll force my people over there to get us the link by next week. Yeah, so super exciting. I'm pumped about it.
Starting point is 00:06:17 September, great time to visit Nashville. Great weather. Watch it thunderstorm. We'll put all the we'll put all the the links and stuff on the Instagram page yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:06:27 love how exciting it's gonna be good all right is it we got anything else what are we doing here well we should start the show
Starting point is 00:06:34 yeah you want to I think so me or you you bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with
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Starting point is 00:09:23 Now they're going to Auckland, New Zealand? Must be nice. Must be nice. Must be nice. You know where I went? I went to Nemecol in Pennsylvania. Ugh. Ugh. And then we went abroad, and we went to Uruguay, which was pretty cool, actually.
Starting point is 00:09:39 That's pretty cool. And then we went to Buenos Aires in Argentina. Also pretty cool. Okay. Quit complaining. I know. And then I got kicked off the show. Mm. And that's pretty cool. And then we went to Buenos Aires in Argentina. Also pretty cool. Okay. Quit complaining. I know. And then I got kicked off the show. And that's on you.
Starting point is 00:09:51 But I got to say, this was another good episode. I feel like this is a good season. That's because these bitch boys are being dramatic. That's why it's good. I'm going to say something that might might be controversial i'm not sure okay all right there's a lot of people to be annoyed about in this cast yep i am irrationally annoyed by thomas more than anybody else oh yeah i don't know what it is i think i said this maybe earlier you know thomas's ex came out and said some shady shit on tiktok when this whole thing started
Starting point is 00:10:23 really what he's did they say? Yeah, I don't know. I think it was the typical, like, he was dating me and broke up with me for the show. But, you know, she painted him in not a great light. You know what he gives me? He gives me, like, sidekick vibes. What do you mean by that exactly? Like, if Sam N is Batman, he's Robin.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Ah, totally. And he's like this, like, annoying gnat that's just, like, always there. He doesn't really have his own ideas. He's just kind of like, yeah, get him. Yeah. He's, like, figuring out who the cool kids are, and, like, he's just, like, kind of agreeing with the cool kids. Yeah. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Like, I'm sure he's a lovely person. When I meet him, if I ever do, I'm sure he'll be great. But on this show, I'm, like, irrationally annoyed by this man. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So the Bachelorette opens up with some dark, ominous figure joining the show. Who is it going to be?
Starting point is 00:11:21 Someone from her past, no doubt. And we're off to Auckland, new zealand which is pretty cool all the guys are hanging out together drinking some fruity drink it's like a buttery nipple or a sex on the beach i don't know what you guys are drinking but can we get some man drinks in there can we get some beers can we get some whiskey i judge somebody hard on what they're drinking yeah they are one they are one beverage umbrella away from fire island i feel like yes yeah i agree with that there is something that is innately cool about someone who can order a good drink i agree like a girl who orders a like a whiskey thing you're like oh like me yeah or like my wife girls that order who orders like a whiskey thing. You're like, oh, like me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Or like my wife. Girls that order like the like a skinny bitch, like the vodka Diet Coke. You're like, come on. Come on. That's no fun. It's not. So anyways, big cheers. The buttery nipples. The sex on the beach is delicious.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And then Jesse and Jen go get food food together which is very funny to me for a lot of reasons one because i go and i eat with jesse a lot uh when we film paradise and he orders everything on the fucking menu like he jesse's in his rich boy era where he'll he's like we're trying everything we I want it all. We're getting the best bottle of wine, boys and girls. We're having a good time. And I appreciate him for that. And then he tells the story of the reason why that they don't allow you to eat on dates is because of Jesse, which is very funny.
Starting point is 00:12:56 It is funny. And honestly, like, it's a pretty good claim to fame right there. Yeah, I know. I remember I did a date with Ashley and I, Kennedy, where we ate tacos together. And I remember the producers were like, we haven't done this in a very long time where we let you guys eat. And I was like, oh, really? Well, I'm special. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:13:09 All right. So then we cut back to the boys who are drinking their buttery nipples. And Jen joins and grabs Sam. Is it Sam N or Sam M? I don't fucking know. It's like M, N, N, M. Yeah. The guy who's a little too cocky.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Let's be honest with you. The blondie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of bummed that there was no date card, but Yeah. The guy who's a little too cocky. Let's be honest with you. The blondie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of bummed that there was no date card, but whatever. This is how they do it, I guess, in Auckland. I tell you what, Devin is becoming my favorite character on the show. I've been saying. You were right.
Starting point is 00:13:37 You were right. I've been saying. Not Devin making fun of Sam for saying the four same things over and over again. And it's like, I'm going to be my authentic self. I'm going'm gonna keep the main thing the main thing i'm looking for ferocious love and they use the audio of him saying it over over him saying it as he leaves wow devon so funny so fucking funny yeah this date was very interesting and it was you you think that there's a point where like jen's going to realize the problems with this guy i think but she doesn't i guess but she did that's what's so frustrating i know if she did and he has her fucking dickmatized it is incredibly annoying
Starting point is 00:14:22 yeah so they go up to this like it looks like the like the Space Needle from Seattle, but it's in Auckland, I guess. And they're having drinks or whatnot. And then all of a sudden they see some, like, people rappel down from outside. And we already know Jen is scared of heights after the skydiving date. A waiter comes up and is like, hey, you got one of two choices. You can either walk around up there or you can rappel. And Sam's like, we're going to freaking repel.
Starting point is 00:14:46 And you know what it gave? It gave, I'm going to order your food for you. Absolutely. Yeah. And I was like, ugh. We can have a conversation about it. The other thing that I noticed, and listen, you don't have to be a knight in shining armor all the time and chivalrous all the time, but I noticed this. When they get to the table, he doesn't pull her chair out.
Starting point is 00:15:12 And if you're on a show where you're supposed to be romantic, there's like six things you got to do. When they cry, you need to be there with a shoulder right yep when there's a chair you need to pull that fucker out when you're walking down the street you need to be on the street side like there are like a few things that you should know about just in terms of like general chivalrousness i agree and i feel like he doesn't know these things. No. I also, you might tell me I'm jumping ahead, but like him laughing at inappropriate times just really does not sit right with me. He's got the vibe of I've already won this. Uh-huh. And I'm really cocky about everything.
Starting point is 00:15:59 But like when she's saying how scared she is, you know. Yeah. He's like laughing at her. Yeah, yeah. she's saying how scared she is you know yeah he's like laughing at her yeah yeah and it's like there is no worse feeling than someone like laughing at something that's like actually serious to you and like makes you feel stupid for feeling some type of way like that is the opposite of husband material yeah and she saw she knew it and somehow still by the end of the date was giving him a fucking rose i know it's it's like she's almost there.
Starting point is 00:16:26 She can see it and then all of a sudden disappears. But I do think it's funny that Sam being his authentic self is someone who doesn't give a shit about someone else. Like, okay, your authentic self is that you don't give a shit that she's scared to do this. Yeah. Yeah. But whatever. There are parts of it that I agree with. Like, he should have been more sympathetic to her fears and phobias.
Starting point is 00:16:49 But, like, he's not wrong of, like, we have to do this. Like, what an amazing opportunity. No, I know. But his approach was horrible. Yes. I think he made a ton of mistakes. So they finally go rappel down the thing, right? And you're like, okay, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:17:04 She had a good time with it or whatnot. And then they go to, like, dinner or whatever. You know, they go to the thing right and you're like okay that was fun she had a good time with it or whatnot and then they go to like dinner or whatever you know they go to the thing afterwards and what was interesting to me is that usually it's the opportunity for the guy to tell like his sob story but jen starts first and tells her story it's just giving like antiquated non-feminism with this guy around for some reason do you get that vibe absolutely you know i don't like him at all i know yeah it's giving minimal effort it's giving i'm better than this yeah it's giving just ick i just i just think that he thinks he's got it in the bag he does and that's there's nothing more unattractive than that yeah then he tells the story of how he was engaged
Starting point is 00:17:46 because I feel like we've heard already and that how his ex cheated on him, which I guess we've heard. I'm also like, did she cheat? I know. What did you do to promote this? To provoke this buddy? Were you ordering food for her?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Like it was 1923? You know? Were you laughing at things she was scared about? Yeah. Maybe that was it. Who knows? Maybe the guy that she was cheating on you with was a gentleman and a scholar. Yeah. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:18:16 Anyways, I'm sure he's also a fine gentleman, but I don't know. I don't know. Enough about him. Yeah. All right. Let's not give him Enough about him. Yeah. All right. So let's not give him any more time. So then there is a group date where they all go play rugby.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Yep. Very fun. Very fun. And then also like juxtaposed with like Devin and Sam having to be back at home. I know. So funny. Yeah. So do they just sit them in a room room like force them to sit in a room and just then someone's sitting there saying like hey can you guys have a conversation
Starting point is 00:18:50 well how this is happening how i think it would be was like hey so it's you it's both of you guys we have to film something while you're here it's gonna be weird if like you guys don't interact and like try to bury the hatchet or whatever so like we gotta talk and it'll make no sense to the audience if like you guys don't do anything today because obviously you guys don't interact and like try to bury the hatchet or whatever so like we gotta talk and it'll make no sense to the audience if like you guys don't do anything today because obviously you guys don't like each other because normally what it is is when there's two guys like back at the house they're they're usually friendly and they do something funny like they go to like the spa or something you know but anyways so sam kind of goes in at devon and i'll tell you what i like about devon devon just holds his ground.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Just like doesn't get flustered, doesn't get angry. Like if I was in that case, in that situation, I would be like, fuck you, man. Like and like probably like be shaking and be like angry. But Devin just kind of leans back and he's just like, I don't give a fuck about you, dude. I know. I love it. I'm here for it. Like Dev, where did you come from, you confident king?
Starting point is 00:19:47 Devin has BDE for sure. He does. And, yeah, remember when we were talking about how everyone was calling him Pete Davidson? Yeah. It's not because he looks like Pete Davidson. Mm-mm. It's because he's got a hog like Pete Davidson does. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Yeah. Definitely. All right. So, rugby date. They open up with a haka, which is pretty cool. Sam N is taking charge. Sam M? Sam M.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Sam N. Whatever. Don't know. Don't care. The love virgin is taking charge. Okay, and then he thinks it's a good idea to write on his jersey, Jen's husband, which is not a good idea. Never.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And it's really cringy for whatever reason. So cringy. Yeah. Sam's team wins the rugby date. And then that one guy hurts his shoulder. What's that guy's name? Army Ranger. Army Ranger hurts his shoulder.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Is his name Marcus? I think Marcus is right. I think it's his name. But, you know, he didn't even, he didn't even, like, he said nothing about it. No, I think that, well, that guy has been in, like, a in like a firefight in like, yeah, I mean, I love that about him. Like instead of all these other bitch boys that would be like, oh, I'm injured. Oh, yeah. Where's the camera?
Starting point is 00:20:55 And he's like, I'm good. I'm fine. The blue team wins. Sam, for whatever reason, thinks that he is the MVP. I don't know why. One of the other guys scored all the points. And then they go to the dinner and Sam's just like, or they go to the cocktail party.
Starting point is 00:21:14 And Sam is walking in with the trophy, his bad boy leather jacket like he's a greaser from the Outsiders. And for whatever reason another jersey tucked into said jacket his confidence is annoying all the guys which is fine oh sam thinks he's gonna get this group date rose for sure yeah and then he thinks that when he does that he's gonna make out with her finally my god which is crazy is cringe. Has he never kissed a girl? I don't know. That's what's confusing.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So he says he's a virgin, but a love virgin. So then in my mind, you're like, okay, so you then you've had sex with people. You just never been in love, which is fine. Well, his, the way he asked for permission to kiss her was giving I've never kissed anyone. Yeah. You can't, you can't do that.
Starting point is 00:22:02 No. But we're not there yet. So he's just giving like, he thinks he's in his bad bitch area. He keeps saying that. And. But we're not there yet. So he's just giving like, he thinks he's in his bad bitch area. He keeps saying that. And I'm like, I feel like that's for girls to say. I don't think guys can say that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I don't know how I feel about that, Sam. But he's making a lot of bad life decisions. He like sits down with the trophy. Like doesn't anyone let anyone sit around him, which is weird. I do feel like a producer is pumping up his tires. For sure. And you want to be like, dude, you need to chill the uh-huh but all these guys are getting so mad at him and in my mind if i was there i'd be like why are we getting mad at this guy like we know she doesn't like him like what why are we wasting energy on this but of course the robin to batman
Starting point is 00:22:39 thomas has to come in and be like i need to to fight you outside. We got to talk about this. And I agree with Sam. Sam's like, dude, you need to focus on your shit. Like, you're always doing this, pulling people outside. You focus on her. But doing that made it so it's so much funnier when he goes and steals from Thomas. Oh, for sure. Which I love that.
Starting point is 00:23:00 That's one of my favorite parts of the show. I'm sure you did. So good. Like, what would have happened if Thomas had been like, no. Yeah, I don't know. Which I love that. That was one of my favorite parts of the show. I'm sure you did. So good. What would have happened if Thomas had been like, no? Yeah, I don't know. Grow a fucking pear and tell him no. No.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I would think that's so hot if somebody was like, you know what, bro? No. I'm going to need five more minutes. Come back, bud. Go take a pee pee break. I'd be like, hot. Yeah. Go put some oil on that. Go oil up that leather jacket real quick.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Then Sam asked for a kiss has anyone ever asked to kiss you you know what's funny is like now that we're now that i'm thinking about it maybe it's the delivery that was so cringy because my ex did ask to kiss me the first time we kissed but it was very hot the way he did it. So I do think there's like a way. How did you do it? It's hard. I mean, it was just the vibe, the vibe,
Starting point is 00:23:51 which is hot. Like we were sitting on a picnic table and we were talking and like mid sentence, he was like, can I kiss you? Like, I've been wanting to kiss you all day. And like,
Starting point is 00:23:59 I can't, I just, I need to kiss you now. And I was like, yes, please. And then we made out and it was hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Yeah. Because someone else, I think it's like Grant or someone is like I want to kiss you right now like like yeah because you're right now in the beginning of their like talking so yeah there's ways to do it the correct way but you knew it was coming you I actually thought that I wish that she had given him the opportunity to
Starting point is 00:24:21 make out and like have that moment on TV I don't because i would not want that for any of my girlies i know i i do think he's handsome though i mean it he is but the vibe is it's not vibing and it doesn't matter how handsome you are if you give a girl the ick there is no unicking yeah no unicking you can't unick a dick you cannot and let me tell you what there is nothing we i was just having this conversation with my friend alicia there's nothing worse than a bad makeout like a bad kisser and like i never experienced terrible kissing until i was an adult like all of my kisses have been really great up until a guy that kissed me like maybe
Starting point is 00:25:01 two years ago year and a half somewhere like that and it was the worst kiss i've ever experienced and i am traumatized wow really like i would not wish that on anyone yeah yeah yeah and you just you can tell that that that make out wasn't going to be good you don't know that i do what if he was also no like he might be i don't know enough about him but like he might be like a sultan or something you know i don't think so it could be you don't know enough about him, but he might be like a sultan or something. I don't think so. He could be. You don't know. I've been around the block. I could guess. I tell you what.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I want to know who his producer was because I want to give him a stern talking to. Like, you have done some terrible things this poor man. Like, that's so mean. Yeah. And I went and did Dear Shandyandy podcast and we were talking about this and i was like i want desperately want this guy to be in paradise so i can give him good advice yeah because i feel like he's just been getting filled with bad advice that's true i'd be like bro first of all take off that jacket you're not the fawns number one no like you need to be and
Starting point is 00:26:02 you also need to be cool step back you're like way too much you know like set up a cute little thing like a cute little like maybe a champagne thing with like a charcuterie board or something maybe write something with the charcuterie board you know like um something romantic not like you're my wife on Jersey. Anyways, brutal. He gets kicked out that way. I feel really, really bad for him. I really do. And then Marcus gets the rose.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I love Marcus. I do, too. What an amazing scene for Marcus. So I know what's happening to him. Right. Not that I could ever be able to relate to someone who's been in like a firefight in afghanistan as a green beret or whatever the fuck he is army ranger but he has for sure been the tough guy his entire life right or at least the past 10 years as he's been in the armed services and he's never really been able to
Starting point is 00:26:55 open up and the thing about this show that's very unique is if you really break down what the show is the show is you're being therapized 24 hours a day, seven days a week for two months straight. You're sitting in rooms talking about your feelings to a producer. You're sitting in rooms talking to a girl about your feelings with cameras on you. You're sitting in rooms talking to other men, talking about your feelings.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And this is a guy who's never been able to truly be able to explain his feelings about anything because that is, is implied as weak, right? And now he's doing it, and you can see the trauma and the pain and anguish of years of pent-up emotions just oozing out of him now, I feel like. It's quite beautiful. I know. I love this guy. Me too. I'm all for marcus me too i like him yeah
Starting point is 00:27:49 finally the thing we've all been waiting for actually if i'm being honest with you i was waiting for sam and devon to have a two-on-one but now we're getting the devon date right and i gotta say if you like really want to look at good storytelling, you need character arc. Boy, oh boy, have we had a master class in character arc with Devin because he was annoying as fuck in the beginning. And I thought he might be the villain. And then all of a sudden they go on this amazing date learning about a different culture explaining their cultures to one another and they make devin give a speech the guy who is probably the best order in the house stand up in front of all these like maori tribesmen and give this wonderful speech about like i don't have mountains
Starting point is 00:28:40 but my mountain was my mother and you're like oh dev i didn't see that coming my guy it's so funny too and they're like okay now you need to speak he's like i just like get up and they're like yeah and he's like okay and then he pops up and boy oh boy if he doesn't deliver the most amazing speech i've ever heard in my entire life i've said it once i've said it twice i I've been team Devin. You've been right about this the entire time. I know. I can't believe it. It's the dad bod for me.
Starting point is 00:29:11 You know, I'm a sucker for that. Yeah. I wrote in my notes. Great speech from Devin. Wait, do I like Devin now? Jen and Devin have complicated family relationships that are very, very similar. With a father that didn't give a shit and a mom that raised them. They are puzzle piecing right now for sure, I think.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Definitely. Devin says he's falling for her. And he says, I don't think anyone's ever said that before. But then I'm like, didn't Sam N say it on the Thunder from Down Under date? He did, but that wasn't very genuine. Does Sam N's anything you say count or not no no if you're a love virgin it doesn't count got it got it got it yeah you know i thought she was kind of keeping around because he was like good tv like he was good in interview like he was
Starting point is 00:29:57 entertaining but now for the first time i'm like i think she's into this guy yeah i'm into him are you well dev hey listen if you don't make it to the end with jen call me i think he's into this guy yeah i'm into him are you well dev hey listen if you don't make it to the end with jen call me i think he's too young for me but you know it's fine you could you could do some cradle robin i think no no no i will not be doing any of that all right so then it ends with the guy from a past flying on his own dime this guy i already hate him okay first of all he didn't fly on his own dime let's be honest let's stop let's stop pretending about that i don't know why we're i mean it does make it more romantic of a gesture if like you spent your own money but like what i don't think so it's not romantic it's giving i didn't want you until i couldn't have you and now i want you
Starting point is 00:30:39 because i'm a piece of shit i disagree with this and, and I'll tell you why. I'll disagree. Once she gets a little hot and bothers me, he shows up. You're thinking that this guy's going to be a bad boy, right? You think he's the bad ex, but all of a sudden you see him, and he's like a short king, and you're like, oh, okay. I don't know. And she even says, she's like, this isn't the bad ex. This is what I think happened. She does say that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Because it's really, really convoluted, and you're not really sure what's going on. But he says something like, I didn't go to the weddings, right? And she says something like i didn't go to the weddings right and she's like can you go to the weddings so this is what i think happened i think that they were together probably before the bachelor right and then after the bachelor they were talking again and she didn't think she was going to be the bachelorette and he was like i think they were rekindling things. And he was like, hey, I've got to go to these weddings. I think they were in Columbia or something. And he's like, would you be my date?
Starting point is 00:31:31 And I think she probably said yes. And then I think she was offered to be the bachelorette. And then I think she had to be like, hey, I can't. I'm going to go be the bachelorette. I'm not going to be in town or whatnot. And I think in his mind, that was going to be his opportunity to rekindle things. I could be totally wrong about this,
Starting point is 00:31:49 but this is all the subcontext that I picked up from just like, you didn't go to the weddings. So you're reaching, but okay, continue. Yeah, I think that he seems like a nice guy. I think that it's, I could tell that she was in, she likes him. Obviously, like they've got a past. I say bring him into the fold. All right?
Starting point is 00:32:08 Here's the thing. I don't like anybody except now I like Marcus and Devin. Let's bring this guy in. I hate when they bring in outsiders. I don't think it's fair. Yeah. But if the goal of the show is to get engaged to your person. Yeah. I'm sorry. to your person. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, if he was her person, she wouldn't be the Bachelorette. She would not have said yes to that if she really thought he was her person. That's how I feel. So you don't think that he's going to come in? I don't think he should. I disagree.
Starting point is 00:32:38 I want him to come in. I think that you're right and he won't. But that doesn't mean that's not what I want. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Any thoughts, concerns, questions? Not really. you're right and he won't but that doesn't mean that's not what i want got it yeah yeah all right any thoughts concerns questions not really you know yeah there's still still some guys i would really like to see more of yeah grant grant i love grant uh and there's one other guy whose name i don't know but there's some cuties that i'm like can we hear their vibe can we see what's going on
Starting point is 00:33:02 with them i've had enough of Sam and Sam. I agree. And Thomas. Fucking Thomas. Get him off my screen. Get him out. That's the thing. I'm like, let's replace Thomas with Matt. Yeah. I'm okay with that. Sure. It's going to be awkward when I go to Paradise and have to
Starting point is 00:33:19 meet this Thomas guy and be like, listen, I didn't like you. I hope you're nice. Anyways, who do you think is going to win this win this thing i don't know i could see her not ending up with anybody honestly she might not and she so she might not let matt come on the show she might not choose anybody and then the end is like hey i'm gonna go find me i could see that happening yep like this whole time i've been realizing that like what I wanted was within my grasp the entire time. It was always right there. And I need to go get it, Jessie.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Yeah. I'll tell you what, though. If she does pick someone, I can't believe I'm saying this. I think Devin's going to win this thing. I would love that. I love Devin. I'm telling you. I think he does.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Yeah. Okay. I'm not a batch going to win this thing. I would love that. I love Devin. I'm telling you, I think he does. Yeah. Okay, nut batch. Yeah. All right. You got some paved things, bro. Bro, I mean, you texted me, but did you finish Presumed Innocent? Yes. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:34:17 You were right about that show. I fucking know. Dude. It was great. I'm sorry I slept on it for so long. I'm sorry, too. You were really missing out there for a second. The new DA cracks me up.
Starting point is 00:34:30 It's always like, Tommy, are you in love with her? Did you watch Handmaid's Tale? No. Oh, he's in that. Does he talk like that? No, not really. He keeps his mouth open the entire time. Actually, he does a little bit, but it's exaggerated in this show.
Starting point is 00:34:52 So I listened to an interview. He's British. Yes. Blew my mind. I was like, that guy? He's a great actor. Everyone is so good in Presumable Incident. And also, I was way off on who the killer was. I know. This was a movie with Harrison Ford. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a great actor. Everyone is so good in Presumed Innocent. And also, I was way off on who the killer was.
Starting point is 00:35:06 I know. This was a movie with Harrison Ford. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a remake. Yeah. Yeah, I want to watch that now. But it wouldn't be as good if you didn't know, if you had already seen it. I mean.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Yeah, but who knows if the ending is the same? True. I'm not sure. In this show, Jake Gyllenhaal plays a prosecutor for the DA's office. And his partner, who's also a lawyer, gets murdered and she gets murdered in a very sexual, like bondaged way, which is similar to another case they tried. And then come to find out that Jake Gyllenhaal's character was having an affair with the attorney and then he gets put on trial for killing her and then it's like did he didn't he like who else did it uh great freaking show so good jake dolan hall is so so good he's so good but if you haven't seen the show fast forward 30 seconds okay maybe a minute maybe a minute okay Maybe a minute. Okay, go.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Were you off? I knew. I knew. I was a little bit. I thought it was a kid, but I thought it was her kid. That psychopath that was stalking her. Yeah. I really thought it was him. I thought it being Tommy was too obvious.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yeah. The other prosecutor. It was just too obvious and like, especially, I don't know, just it was too, it was too, too on the nose. So I thought it was a kid, but know just it was too it was too too on the nose so i i thought it was a kid but i thought it was her kid totally totally totally shocked that it was his daughter did you see they renewed it for a season two how do they do that i don't know oh well that's weird i'm very confused well i'll watch it yeah it's great tommy are you in love were you in love with her it's only funny if you can see
Starting point is 00:36:48 my face but um we started watching a show called the decameron have you seen this no oh my god brandy it is so freaking good i've never heard of it what is it it's on netflix and i am obsessed with it sarah much more and for all of our girly listeners you guys are going to love this show great set in 1348 during the black death the deadliest pandemic in human history explores the timely themes of class systems power struggles and survival in a time of pandemic the decameron on netflix so it's a comedy just so you know oh and you're recommending this for me i think you'll love it so it's like bridgerton okay the fact that like it's like medieval whatever it's it's all about like highborns and like royalty or whatnot but it's happening during the during the plague so they all decide
Starting point is 00:37:52 to leave the kingdom to go to like a king's like castle out in you know the countryside to like get away from the plague you know so it's all these girls and their and their mate their handmaidens whatever uh going to this castle where there's like other eligible men to date and like other like manservants to fuck and all this stuff and it is so good the costumes are so great it is so very funny um you'll love it i'm telling you just watch the first episode and let me know what you think okay sounds good the decameron do you have anything else i have watched the first episodes of too hot to handle's new season okay i love that one yeah you know nothing earth shattering just some good old good old-fashioned trash television they bring back i think this is
Starting point is 00:38:50 the first time they've done this they bring in two contestants from a from the previous season okay which is a nice curveball and my the thing i do like about this show too is like i think this is season four of this show maybe even five and it's it's it could very easily just get very repetitive and boring but they've really mixed it up this season they brought in some contestants they have thrown in the element of like banishing people to like you know like a like a what's it called in prison when they put you in a dark room by yourself solitary um yeah it's like that it's like their version of solitary so it's like you could technically get banished into solitary for a day or two and that's like a good twist on it
Starting point is 00:39:28 so yeah like if you know if you like that that kind of trash tv i would highly recommend they they bring louis back he was one of my favorites from that from last season so cute nice so yeah there's like four episodes out i think um speaking of trash tv do you watch love island now sarah's not on it or no? No. No. I've heard it's really good this season. I know. It's very popular. I got to be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:39:50 When she was on it, I was like. Still didn't watch it. It was tough. Because it's like it's every night. I know. It's too much. It's so much television. I know. I know some of the producers that work on the show and I love them dearly.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Obviously, my wife did the show. But now I'm like, thank God she's off this because I can't. Damn. My sister's obsessed with it. Oh, yeah. I bet. Have you ever met Stephen Baldwin? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:17 You have? Yeah. Not Alec Baldwin. Stephen Baldwin. No, Stephen. Yes. I know Stephen. Stephen Baldwin.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Haley's dad yeah is crazy oh yeah like I don't know if you follow him on TikTok I do not know you should no because he has completely lost the plot yeah he thinks that like honestly it gives like I think you're possessed like something's wrong with you I think he's a huge conspiracy theory person. Anyways, I wanted to play a video of Stephen Baldwin at Disneyland making this creepy video. Okay. Well, I feel for you, Hayley, when it comes to that. Well, that's why she put out that thing recently that was like, I don't really talk to my family anymore and it was like what do you mean
Starting point is 00:41:06 oh it's because your dad's kind of crazy got it got it so it's mine so you know yeah every time i think about money uh-huh the matrix tries to punish me okay creepy laugh hey matrix yeah to punish me. Okay. Creepy laugh. Hey, Matrix. Yeah. Newsflash. Okay. God's wrath is upon you.
Starting point is 00:41:34 God's wrath is upon you? Huh. Isn't that kind of scary? Yeah. Yeah? A little bit. Yeah, it's not great. A little bit. Mm a little bit steph bald i don't know what you're talking about there god's wrath dude if you want to scare somebody if you ever want to get into
Starting point is 00:41:57 like if you're about to get into a fight with anybody i think if you say god's wrath is upon you they're like okay fuck you dude i gotta dude. I'm out. I got to go. See ya. You're right, and I am going to go now. Got to go. Goodbye. The ultimate trump card, God's wrath is upon. Okay, you're crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:18 It's like that key and peel bit. I don't know if you've seen that. Anyways. It's funny. I saw that, and I got completely terrified. Yeah. There's this football player in the NFL that. It's funny. I saw that and I got completely terrified. Yeah. There's this football player in the NFL
Starting point is 00:42:26 that is kind of crazy that I saw and I wanted to show you a video of him. But he's kind of crazy but he's got some ideas that I don't think are terrible.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Okay? Interesting. I wanted you to, you know. Okay. I want to get your thoughts on it. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Matt Collins who plays for the Buffalo Bills. This is like his theos on life and i kind of love it here we go small cats will steal your soul never have them around small he opens with small cats will steal your soul and you should never have them around which i don't disagree with wholeheartedly but i think some cats are nice but he doesn't like cats okay here we go if it's a house cat that'll steal your soul like what happened that people said you got to start using utensils your hands will help you digest because your body knows that it's coming.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Your hands will get the temperature of the food so you can better understand what it's going to be before it goes in your mouth. So you don't burn your tongue or your lips. And you're more cognizant of washing your hands. People are like, it's dirty. No, it's not because I know I'm about to eat with my hands. So I got to wash them. A lot of y'all don't wash your hands out the bathroom, let alone, let alone at one point before you eat. Here's looking at you.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Okay. That's not the craziest thing I've ever heard, by the way, about the eating with your hands. One, it's like, well, we have utensils. You don't need to do this. He's right about the temperature thing. He is. And I never thought about that. And now I'm like, I think you're on to something here, my guy.
Starting point is 00:43:39 He also doesn't like shoes, which is very funny. Matt doesn't wear shoes. I think shoes are a tool. And people have made them a part of their body. I wouldn't walk around with a hammer just because I might need a hammer sometimes. Now, he does wear cleats because he has to. But he calls them foot prisons. Look at that little tiny toe box.
Starting point is 00:44:00 How are you going to fit your toes in there? When I asked Bill's players about mac hollins they all said the same thing i love mac yeah he's crazy i saw the thing about the feet about the eating with your hands and i i kind of liked that yeah i'm down you're into it yeah okay i'm good with it i mean i think like indians eat with their hands right yeah yeah helps build immunity you know? Yeah. He says he washes his hands and stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:28 It's fine. I'm just saying. Yeah. I've been watching the Olympics. Oh, your. Yeah. Your views on that today on Instagram were interesting. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:44:38 I don't know. A lot of people thought it was very funny. I mean, it was. Yeah. Well, say what you want. Say with your chest. Just was just a little critical. Of what? I'd like to see you do the men's vaulting in gymnastics.
Starting point is 00:44:51 No, I couldn't. I know. I was never critical. The amount of upper body strength you have to have to do any of that stuff is insane. All I was saying was the one where you have to jump up and grab the bars. Yep. It seems like it's got gotta be the worst thing ever like that's gotta suck the entire time yeah now the fact that they can do it is insanely amazing and
Starting point is 00:45:12 like i i don't even know how like you can be strong enough to do that stuff yeah but my thought is when i'm watching i'm like they must be like this sucks this sucks ow this sucks this sucks oh they ripped my shoulder out oh god this is, this fucking sucks. Oh, I got to hold it, hold it, hold it. Oh, my back. They do train for this, you know? For sure. Conditioning. It just looks like it sucks the entire time.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Yeah. Until the end when they flip down and they land it. They're like, thank God. To hold my body weight up the entire time. The other thing is the pommel horse. I don't understand the pommel horse. Because the entire thing about the Olympics was it was things that could be utilized during wartime so it would give people an incentive to practice basically wartime things when they were in a time of peace so like the javelin throw
Starting point is 00:45:58 is for a spear and like archery is for obviously for archery and swimming is obviously for the Navy seals and, uh, you know, equestrian stuff is for, you know, riding into battle and stuff like the high jump is like jumping over our fences. Like I get it, but then you get the pommel horse.
Starting point is 00:46:15 You're like, what was this? Cause some King was like, all right, so what's what we're going to do? We're going to have the, all these games and, uh,
Starting point is 00:46:22 you know, but really we're going to be tricking all these people and like getting really good at stuff in case we need to go to war and then some some guy was like but we have to be able to flip and flop around on a big log and yeah the king was like why why and he was like we gotta learn how to flip and flop around the log and jump off it fantastically and he was like what what is, what does this do for war time? And he's like, well, if you're on a horse then you gotta jump off a horse quickly.
Starting point is 00:46:50 True. Okay, fine, but just jump off the horse. Why do you have to flip and flop around as he spins and shit? I don't know. Just artistic points, really. Yeah, it's like, can you imagine if you're on the other side of the war and you're like, Jesus Christ, that guy's so good at spinning around the top of his horse.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Let's get the fuck out of here. If he's really good at flipping flopping around the top of his horse, then he'd be definitely good at fighting. We got to get out of here. Wow. Flip and flop. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Let's listen to some voicemails let's hear some voicemails hold on a second they better be fucking nice okay this one's entitled traders let's see how it goes hi wells hi brandy this is johanna from california i was calling because first of all happy belated 40 as well as I too just turned 40 this year. Sorry. Brandy happy 37th. Hope you guys enjoyed it and celebrated so congratulations Wells on
Starting point is 00:47:56 getting Trader. Oh thanks I've been waiting for you to say something I'm so excited. I love that dang show and I hope I secretly hope that you are one of the killer guys oh yeah um second thing dark matter i'm obsessed yeah and i'm curious if you think what you think about the jason you think there's like multiple jasons among multiple different metaverses because my brain is just blown after this last episode.
Starting point is 00:48:28 So I'm sad there's only two more, but I'm loving the show. We need more recommendations like that show because I heard about it from you guys. So anyhow, that's why I called. Have a great, great day and talk to you later. Bye. We talked about this, Brandy.
Starting point is 00:48:45 It was like, okay, so if there are multiple Jasons trying to get back home, then that means there must be multiple Jasons who were the ones who went and stole, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But you don't ever see other Jasons stealing other Jason lives.
Starting point is 00:49:00 No. But, you know, I mean, maybe... There's only so much screen time, I suppose. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Okay, we got another one here. Hey, Wells and Brandy. This is Rachel calling in about a book that I can't believe you guys haven't talked about yet.
Starting point is 00:49:15 It's called Fangirl Down. This is definitely not one of my favorite things, but I'm calling because the main character's name is Wells, and he's a PGA Tour pro golfer. What? And it's about his romance with his super fan-turned caddy. Yeah. Can't wait to hear what you guys have to say about it. Love the podcast. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:49:38 That's definitely about me, right? Well, is the caddy a girl or a guy? Well, you can have a girl caddy. You can? Yeah. Is it common? It's not uncommon. I think Nick Price's wife, a lot of wives will caddy. I was going to say, if my man's had a girl caddy, I would not be happy with him.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it's your wife and you think about it, then you keep all the money. Because if you're a pro, generally how it works is you pay your caddy salary and then they get 10% of your winnings. So if it's your wife, then you just keep all the money. Genius. Okay. Well, I got to read that. This is called Mom and Daughter. Hi, Wilson Brandy. Hi, fellow YF peers. This is Caitlin. I'm calling from Pennsylvania. Just giving a shout out to you guys. You're awesome. My mom and I listen to your podcast every week.
Starting point is 00:50:30 And she even bought me AirPods for when I had my baby. So that his first word was not Mormon. So shout out to Mormon. Shout out to you guys. We love you and listen every week. Bye. That is hilarious. I get freaked out that moms listen to our show.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Why? Because I think I cuss too much. You realize we're the same age as the moms now? Yeah, but her mom, if she's our age, her mom's like... She sounds a little younger than us. Okay, but you know what I'm saying, though. Yeah, that's fine. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:06 They got cool moms, you know? Yeah, they're cool moms. I like their show. All right, this is called Dirty Grandpa. Okay, I did not want to call and leave a message. Yes, you did. Because I really hate my voice on a message machine. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:51:18 However, I tried to leave you guys a review, and I couldn't do that. I don't know what's going on. Come on, get together. Today in the show, you asked if you want to keep Dirty Grandpa away. Do you? I think it's time for him to go. Thank you. When I listen to him, I get a little turned on.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I think it's a little inappropriate for me to be listening to things like that. Love is love. I don't know what it is. I don't know his voice. Dirty Grandpa is kind of sexy. No. Okay, bye. Girl. Dirty Grandpa, kind of sexy. Ooh. No. Okay, bye. Girl.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Dirty Grandpa can come to your house and service you. No, she needs some therapy. No. Why? Because that is not sexy. When you watch porn, do you ever watch like, uh, gilth porn? I don't really watch porn these days. No.
Starting point is 00:52:04 You just use what's up in the old noggin when you're trying to service yourself? You have some me time? You just go back to the Rolodex of encounters that you've had? Yeah. Do you just go back to a couple, or do you try to jump around? I jump around. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Interesting. Very. Okay. God. Very. Okay. This is called Dodgeball. Hi, Wells and Brandy. I just wanted to call and reassure you that the youth are just fine. You don't need to weep. I am a high school educator in Massachusetts.
Starting point is 00:52:42 My husband is also a high school educator. And the kids are still playing dodgeball. We regularly do staff student dodgeball for fundraisers. So the kids are just fine. Love the show. No weeping. Happy 40th of Wales. That's all. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:52:58 That makes me feel very good. I was nervous about the dodgeball thing. Okay, we've got another one that says dodgeball. So dodgeball. We've got three dodgeball ones. Wow. Okay, we've got another one that says dodgeball. So dodgeball, we've got three dodgeball ones. Wow. Okay, what does this one say? Well, I've been Brandy.
Starting point is 00:53:10 This is Shannon. Hey, Shannon. I am a principal at an elementary and middle school in an undisclosed location, and I am calling to tell you that I do still allow our kids to play dodgeball. that I do still allow our kids to play dodgeball. Not only that, every Christmas we host a staff versus students dodgeball tournament in which the teachers play against their students, teachers versus kids. So not only are the kids getting pegged by a dodgeball in the face, but they're getting pegged by a dodgeball in the face by someone who is at least twice their size.
Starting point is 00:53:43 It is highly competitive, and it is super fun, and it's hilarious to watch. Also, when I was a kid and we played Red Rover, Red Rover, send whoever over, I was always the kid that they would send me over, and they would purposefully unlink arms when I would run through, and I would fall on the grass at the bottom of my, because that was funnier than winning me onto their team. So thank you for bringing back those traumatic times. Yes. Love you guys.
Starting point is 00:54:12 A couple of things there. We have a principal listening to our show. Can you imagine? Wow. Can you imagine knowing what we talk about? And then if you were a kid in school and been like, you know, like the principals listening to yft like how incredible can they be you know or how smart are they or
Starting point is 00:54:32 exactly genius i was a good kid in school i made great grades my principals loved me so like i you know all right i'm good with it i feel like it's tracks you know okay yeah i made terrible grades that also tracks it does but i have something that you don't have brandy which is a diploma from a college how's that going for you i don't know how many hours a week are you working right now i mean none but that could say something about how good my degree was is that I don't have to work anymore I'm retired
Starting point is 00:55:08 would you say that I'm silly must be nice to be in a dual income household okay must be fucking nice it's a single income household it's just dual people in it hey I went on traders alright I made some money It's just dual people in it. Hey, I went on Traders.
Starting point is 00:55:27 All right. I made some money. All right. This is called Dodgeball 3. How many dodgeball questions do we got here, huh? Dodgeball's about it. Hey, welcome, Randy. My name's Candace. I've been listening since the beginning.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Love y'all. First, I just heard the bit about the dodgeball thing. That is fucking insane. Yeah. I'm a seventh grade English teacher, and my students just kicked ass at a dodgeball tournament, so I'm really proud of them. And I can't believe that their school is getting rid of dodgeball. That's insane.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Also, I've been watching Dark Matter and Bridgerton, and everything is good. So, love it. Love you guys. Thanks for doing what you do. Bye. Bye. Bye. What a cutie. Cutie.
Starting point is 00:56:07 What I would say this, we get a lot of voicemails where people are just talking about their shit. Talking about what they... They're responding to the things that we talk about, which is totally great, and I do like that, right? Yeah. But also, if you want to call in and talk about your favorite things, like show idea you can do that you can we would like that actually yeah i like work for us you know yeah well let's be honest brandy's not doing any work so uh not a lick of it and by the way i think we're gonna start booking some celebrities to come on and give we don't know any celebrities to come on someone's gonna book it brandy not me
Starting point is 00:56:45 what maybe some like cnd listers like us yeah some cnd listers yeah yeah but we could get some celeb i know some celebs we need to get your sister on for christ's not happening just all she needs to do is on a voice memo say the her three favorite things. That's it. All right, I'll work on it. I'll work on it. If you guys want to call in,
Starting point is 00:57:09 it is 858-630-1856. You got any musics? So next week. Yeah. Next week, my music recommendation is going to be my very own remix. Oh. It's coming out next week. oh here we go tell me about it what did you
Starting point is 00:57:29 do i guess it's time to start teasing it um i've been playing it out since fucking february um but i remixed a laney wilson song it's called wildflowers and wild horses and i've had this remix done all since february i've been playing it out. And finally got Lainey's team and the label and everybody on board. So let me put this remix out for everybody. So I'm so excited. It comes out August 9th. That's amazing. So next week we will play that because that will be my favorite song next week.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Oh my God. Congratulations. Thanks. Also, quickly. Yeah. I had two shows this past weekend up in the East coast. So many YFT years, so many,
Starting point is 00:58:08 like every show I always get people saying like, we love the podcast. Like we wiped here, here, like love it. But like, it was overwhelming this past weekend, how many YFT years and podcast listeners.
Starting point is 00:58:18 So I just shout out to all y'all. Cause that's super cool that people listen to us. And you know, I'm really, I'm really just like making, helping your career flourish, you know? Yeah yeah it's all you clearly i mean it's a it's a lot of me um okay i got some i got some stuff for you being called uncle reno that i've been digging on kind of unknown but that's what you come here for you come here for taste making
Starting point is 00:58:45 um this is a song called call on me smile so big that your teeth shine bright Let love's effervescence be your guide Oh, baby That's Uncle Reno call on me. Good vibes. Well, that's okay. Wild Rivers put out a new song.
Starting point is 00:59:23 You like them, right? Love them. Yeah, I do too. They've got a new song called Never Better that I really like. Let's put out a new song. You like them, right? Love them. Yeah, I do too. They've got a new song called Never Better that I really like. Let's go out on it, huh? Great. What do you got going on, sister? Well, your working girl is heading up to Chicago on Wednesday
Starting point is 00:59:37 for Lollapalooza this weekend. Super excited. I'm playing five sets in two days. Five chances to come see me if you're in Chicago this weekend. It's a lot. Nice. One of us has to pay the bills, you know?
Starting point is 00:59:57 You know, hey, you want to edit this tomorrow? Jerk. I didn't think so. Yeah. All right. Well, everyone go see
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