Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Speak Now

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

This podcast continues to fall apart, and yet, you all return. Forever #grateful. In this week’s instalment of Wells is falling apart, his Wi-Fi is no longer working and he is on day 5 of no internet—not doing well. Brandi has also had 48 hours from hell dealing with her horses' medical issues. Your hosts discuss how much Coachella probably sucks, go through the list of performers, and talk about the ridiculous outfits. Also, you can buy blue check marks now? That's ridiculous. But keep an eye out for it on the YFT page… Anyhow, they then talk about hand, blow, and foot jobs, the Love is Blind live show, Zach Bryan drama, and cancel culture. They also come up with a billion-dollar idea for a TV show and if you steal it, you’re a terrible person. Lastly, they talk about Thanksgiving dinner, naturally, in April. Enjoy!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  SKIMS — SKIMS Fits Everybody and more best-selling essentials are available now at SKIMS.com. Plus, get free shipping on orders over $75 – all at SKIMS.com  Liquid I.V. — Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use code YFT at checkout  Article — Go to article.com/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com and use code yourfavoritething today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial 

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To make Wi-Fi everywhere and then you just pay your fee or whatever. You know? Like, why do we all have to have like our own little router in our little house? Why isn't it just everywhere? Elon Musk with your Starlink. Make it happen so we just all have Wi-Fi all the time. And it always works. But I digress.

Eventually, things will work for me. Is that going to be today? No. But that's fine. I'll live, I guess. Let's call the Brandi. Let's call her up. It's time now to call the Brandi.

What's up? Hey. Can you hear me? Sounds like your connection's bad. I'm living like a peasant right now because my fucking internet doesn't work, so we're using my phone as a Wi-Fi creator. I see. See, I wasn't wrong. Your Wi-Fi, your connection's shit. Yeah, no, it is. And I'm just living my life it's so fucking frustrating have you been going

like days with no internet yeah we're going we're going like five days now oh shit have you watched anything our house is hardwired right like ethernet cables to roku's and stuff okay so that works it's the wi-fi it's not the internet it It's the Wi-Fi. And we've got this huge rack in our house with all this technology. And it doesn't work. And we have to have these certain guys come over from this certain company to come fucking tinker with shit. And nothing ever works. Yeah. No, technology never works.

It's so frustrating. I was just talking to the YFTers before I called you. and it's like, why isn't there just Wi-Fi everywhere? I feel like Elon Musk is trying to make that happen. Am I wrong? That's what I said. I said, let's get Starlink going, Elon. Seriously. What are we waiting for?

I know. How you living? Oh, my God. I was hoping you wouldn't ask. Oh, so really great. No, really terrible. Why? What's going on?

I've had the past 48 hours from freaking hell. Okay, tell me all about it. Long story short, beautiful day. Me and my friends, we're sitting around. We're talking about just life is so great. You know, the weather's warming up. Things have taken a turn for the better. Everything's falling into place for everybody.

Like it's on the up and up. Like life is just so great. Yeah. No. No, it's not. Life is terrible. Life had is just so great. Yeah. No. No, it's not. Life is terrible. Life had to fucking check me real quick. Yeah.

After the pool, went to go check on all the animals. First stop, Stargirl. Thought I was going out to ride Stargirl. Pulled her out of the pasture. Leg swollen like a fucking tree trunk. Had to hurt herself somehow. Also, if that wasn't enough, right eye swollen shut. Oh no.

So we've got an eye problem we got a leg problem and i'm like fuck right so i deal with that run home get some ice packs come back run back home get some eye meds come back do the whole thing for star girl then i come home to my animals you know thinking like i just gotta feed these freaking animals and i'm gonna be good go to feed and ever my other my other gray mare other horse, the retired one that lives in my backyard, not acting right. And I was like, shit. So long story short, she was colicking, which if you're not a horse person and don't know what that is, it's not the same as with babies.

Colicking with horses is one of those things that's very, very common, happens all the time. Most horses will colick at least once in their life. But if you don't catch it immediately, it is very very quickly so it's a very scary thing um so basically i slept in the barn on saturday night was up all night with ever trying to make sure she was like it's like this weird precipice of like can i treat this at home or do we need to go to the clinic right like the emergency clinic so i stayed up all night with her and thought she was doing better and then in the morning was kind of not doing so great again.

So all day yesterday, I've just been sitting in the barn with this frigging horse, trying to make sure she's okay and doesn't need to go to the clinic for surgery. And finally, last night, she started really taking a turn for the better. And I think we're in the clear. But I have literally been sleeping in a barn for two days. Sorry, that was my phone. So what happens when a horse gets colicky? What it is with the horses is it's when their stomachs get upset, basically. Horses can't puke the way other animals can.

So because they can't puke, their intestines start to twist. And when they start having pain and discomfort, they lay down and they roll, which twists their intestines even more. Once the intestines are twisted to a certain point, the only way to untwist them is surgery. Oh, wow. And sometimes it's irreversible. And when that's the case, you have to put them down. That happens with dogs.

I know something that people are scared of. Like when I had Carl, they say big dogs can get this thing, but it's called bloat. Yeah, bloat. It's similar, but dogs can puke. So it's like a little different. I think's it's similar but dogs can puke so it's like a little different i think bloats the stomach and colic is more so the intestines but it's but it starts as like a tummy issue and what happened to ever is she in like an abusive relationship does she have like a sire who's sorry what's happened to star is she in an abusive relationship does she have a sire who's just you he, you guys don't see what he's like when

you guys aren't around. I wish that were the case. No, somehow she's done this to herself. She is the only horse on property that has her own pasture because she's so freaking territorial. She can't go out with other horses. So she has neighbors on the, on the other sides of the fence, but everybody else has like three to four horses, a pasture, and she gets her own she's like the queen wow but somehow has still

managed to hurt herself so that's cool i'm out like that i don't like special treatment you know just because she's the athlete doesn't mean that she should be getting special treatment i mean you know i i don't know what to do all i know know is life was like, you thought life was great? Yeah. Just not. Not. Like, got to check yourself real quick. Just kidding. JK. Yeah.

I thought you were going to be at Coachella. No, thank God I didn't have to go this year. Dude, I think if someone invited me and they gave me, like, cool passes, I might go. But, like, every picture I see of Coachella, I'm like, that looks fucking like it sucks, dude. And then also, I was looking at the lineup. I don't know if I know any of these bands. Let's just go over the lineup

real quick. Black, Pink. Okay. Never heard of that. Yep. Okay. Don't know what that is. Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. I know Bad Bunny. He's dating a Kardashian. Which, I don't know about that. I saw that Timmy Chalamet is dating another Kardashian.

I feel like that's not good. I feel like that's not good for his brand because he is like a very, I think he's like top tier actor. I don't think you, he shouldn't go down to the Kardashian level. Maybe like when you've had a couple flops and you're in like lifetime movie rom-coms. When you're in that part of your career, then you can date a Kardashian. But when you were making huge Christopher Nolan films, can't be dating a Kardashian. Timmy?

You're right. I just, I feel strongly about that. Rosalia. Don't know who that is. Oh, come on. I don't know. that is Oh come on I don't know Is that Selena's daughter No she's a massive artist You should know who Rosalia is

Couldn't name a single song of Rosalia's Well I don't listen to her but I know who she is Can you name a single song No because I don't listen to her But her numbers are massive she is a massive artist She's not and I'll tell you why I don't know who this person is. Okay?

And I used to be a music director on a radio station. Used to be. That's true. That's true. Blink-182. You're a little out of touch with the times. Blink-182. I do know them.

And I do believe that like- Which drives home my point that you're out of touch with the times. Maybe so. All the small things. And I do believe that Tom DeLonge is back in the band, which he was. I think he was out for a while because he's like a crazy conspiracy theorist. And now he's back in, which I love. He's like big into UFOs and stuff.

Me and Tom DeLonge are the same person. Gorillas. Okay. Damon Albarn. I do know that band. Becky G. That just sounds like someone I know in the middle school that we call Becky G. Because there's two Beckys.

Sounds like somebody from The Bachelor. Sounds like someone from The Bachelor. 100%. We got two Beckys. We got Rebecca and Becky G. I don't even know how to say this one. Diljit Jassonshan. Don't know how to say that.

I don't even know if that's a real person. A real thing. Jackson Wang is a name of a guy. I hope he's got a huge wang. Kali Ukchis. Have you ever heard of that? No. Okay.

Metro Boomin. That sounds like a band you were in. I like Metro Boomin. You do? Yeah, hip hop artist. What was the band that you were in? Frank and Daryl? No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my brother Trace, Metro Station. Metro Station. That's Trace's band. Oh, that's not the same. Okay, Blondie. I do know that. And that does date me a little bit. Yes, it does.

See? Okay, Charlie XCX. I've heard of that. You know Charlie XCX. Could name a single song from Charlie XCX. What was her big hit? You don't even know. You don't even know.

I do. I can't think of the name. But the music industry like no other family you you know charlie xcx i've heard of that but i don't know the song i love is called hot in it but that's a newer song that tiesto did for her but she has a massive oh um that it's okay it's iconopopa Pop featuring Charli XCX, but I love it. You know that song, Icona Pop, I love it. No, I don't know this. Yes, you do.

No, I don't. Okay, I gotta rip through this. You know this song. Oh, yeah, I do know this song. I love it. Yeah, exactly. Okay, okay, okay. do know this song I love it Yeah, exactly Okay Okay, I know that song

Oh, and, and, and You know this song Yeah, I Right? Yeah, I know that song Okay, Charlie XCX I thought that See, massive artist If I'm being honest, I know that song. Okay, Charlie XCX. I thought that... See, massive artist.

If I'm being honest, I thought that was Gwen Stefani. Well, it's Iggy Azalea and Charlie XCX. Oh. I thought that was a Gwen Stefani song. Okay, we gotta run through this, because we'll be doing this forever. Okay, I'm just saying, massive artist. I do...

Okay, I know two songs. I know two songs of hers. Okay. But I said before that I know that person. Okay, the Chemical Brothers. I've heard of them. Okay? Birdaboy, never heard of you.

Labyrinth. They're great. Labyrinth, that's a movie with David Bowie. Labyrinth is massive. Don't know. His songs are all over TikTok. Okay, great. Kytradada.

Don't know. That's not real. Suicide Boys, heard of that. Deadmau5, heard of him. Deadmau5 is massive. I've heard of him. Also, do you have- He's one of the biggest DJs of all time.

I've heard of him. Do you have a gardener at your house right now? Yes, they're not supposed to come on Mondays. This is, I'm telling you. Things are happening, I know. Life needed to check me really, really hard this week. Dominic Fike, that just sounds like an Italian guy. That's not a band. Willow Smith. Stop it.

Stop it. Why? Why are we doing this? Like, as a society, can we stop with the Smiths? Can we just stop with them? I am so over everyone in that family. I saw her on SNL

and she's trying to be, like, punk or something. Uh-huh. Ugh. First of all, not good. Second of all, what's it called when your parents are famous? Nepo. Nepo. Well, I mean.

I mean, come on. You're playing Coachella? You got to start at, like, Hotel Cafe, sister. And then you got to work your way up to the Troubadour. And then maybe after that, your way up to the Troubadour. And then maybe after that, then you get to the Greek. And then maybe you can do a late night set at Coachella. Okay?

I don't know a single song she's done. But Youngblood. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. You know a couple of his songs. Ash and Coco. I don't know if I'm saying these right. Young Lean.

That's a white kid. Why? I don't know if I'm saying these right. Young Lean. That's a white kid. Why? I don't like that. Stop. Like, that kid. What? Eric Prids. Ray.

Okay, I've heard of Boy Genius. Okay. Let's see if I can find ones that I've heard of. Pusha T. I've heard of that guy. Oh, come on. Frank Ocean played, right? I don't know if we've gotten to that yet.

Sunset Roller Coaster. tea i've heard of that guy oh come on frank ocean played right i don't even got into that yet sunset roller coaster not a band is part of a theme park okay fushi there's a part of me that thinks that this isn't real like that i'm looking at a list of things that someone like you know how they make the those bullshit lineups yeah i was gonna say they do that a lot whenever i see a lineup i never know whether to believe it or not. Okay, the Breeders. I've heard of them. I am old. Mary Jane? That's drugs. There's a lot of people

playing this thing. It's a huge festival. Oh, Calvin Harris. I've heard of him. That dates you. Does it? Yeah. Calvin Harris is a DJ, though, right? Yeah, but he's an older guy. He's been on the radio for over a decade. Anyways, my whole thing is I've been looking at Instagram and seeing everyone at Coachella,

and I just think it looks like my nightmare. I don't love it. It's not my cup of tea. I've never been. I've been so many times. Have you? Yeah. I need to go back.

Have you? Yeah. Like I was looking at like Christina Shulman's Instagram and she like travels with all these models and stuff like Whitney Fransway and these other chicks. And they had makeup artists at the house before Coachella. It's so silly. But that's crazy. You're going to a music festival in the desert where it's so dusty and you're putting on makeup? Like, I understand.

Because it's a fashion show. Coachella is now about the Instagram photos you take at Coachella. I know. It's not about anything else. But those Instagram photos look like my nightmare. Yeah, I know. But, like, it's sad that that's what it's turned into, but that's exactly what it's turned into. Yeah. Like, they could book anybody. I don't know if it matters yeah no I don't think it matters anyways I just maybe I am getting old but it just looks like death yeah I like hangout fest that's my favorite one because it's on the beach yeah there's definitely some better festivals

to go to if you're going for the music, that's for sure. Do you remember when festivals were about jam bands? Yeah. I liked that. I know. But that was about noodling around and doing drugs, and now it's a fucking fashion show, and I hate it. Yeah, it's a fashion show. But oddly, it's kind of turned into a bunch of girls that look like they're dressing up for Halloween.

Yeah. It's like they get so costumey with it that it's actually stuff that's not even very cute and nothing you would actually wear in real life. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm over it. A couple of girls that like do not dress Western. It's not their vibe. Like Western is not their aesthetic.

Right. And they're all of a sudden at Coachella wearing a cowboy hat, suede chaps, cowboy boots. I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing? You literally look like you're dressing up for Halloween. Yeah. And like also it's not stagecoach. No, I know. But I guess like Western aesthetic has gotten so popular it's seeping into other festivals.

The seep. Fringe, rhinestones. But like it's hilarious. Girls will wear like suede leather chaps but like with a thong bikini and their ass out. You know what I mean? It's like I'm Western aesthetic but like. Also a whore. Yeah.

Got to keep it thotty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So yeah, you live in the Wild West but you're one of the hookers in the brothel. Got it. Got it, got it, got it. Maybe I'm just getting old, but it just, my Instagram is nothing but Coachella, and I'm just like, oh, gross.

Speaking of Instagram and social media, you can buy blue check marks now? Yes, which is making it not cool to have a blue check mark. I agree. Can I get rid of my blue checkmark? That's what I want to know. Yeah. So apparently, here's how you can kind of tell if someone bought it or not.

Okay. It's not foolproof, but it's decent proof. If they're like a real estate agent? Like my buddy's a real estate agent. He has a blue checkmark now. Sure. So when you go to someone's Instagram profile now, like let's go to yours for instance. When you go to someone's Instagram profile, you can click on their name, which brings up info about their account.

Okay. And yours says verified August of 2016. Okay. Which means you were verified before it was possible to buy a checkbook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that means you did not pay for yours. Okay. verified before it was possible to buy a check yeah yeah so that means you did not pay for yours okay so yeah but if but if it says 2023 under someone's verified date they bought it yeah like i mean not always but like odds are you bought it anyways it's crazy to me i know how much is it times are changing can we wait hold on we do let's pay for YFT. YFT? I think it's dirt cheap. I think it's like 50 bucks.

Forever? I think. God. Here's the thing that's annoying about it. I remember having to jump through hoops to get the blue checkmark thing originally. You had to send a picture of your ID, and you had to jerk off a guy in a back closet or something. Did you have to do that part? I didn't do that.

No. I did have to send the ID though. I wonder if that guy just lied to me. How do you feel about hand jobs? I don't mind them actually. You don't mind them? I don't mind giving a little handy. Do you, would you rather give a handy or a blowy?

Oh, handy, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's way less work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I would assume giving a blowy is kind of gross. Yeah, it's, you know, I'm sure a lot of people don't feel this way. Yeah. But for some reason for me, like, depending on who it is and the relationship you have with that person, it can feel a little degrading to be giving somebody a blowjob.

Unless it's someone like you've been in a relationship for a while with and you know really well, then it doesn't feel like that. But if it's like a one night stand or a hookup or whatever and you're just giving some random a blowjob, it feels a little degrading to do it for me personally. Interesting. So that's why I'm like, I'd rather just get a little degrading to do it for me personally. Interesting. So that's why I'm like I'd rather just get a little handy you know. Yeah. I enjoy a handy. You know. And I'm in the minority here. I realize that. You are yeah. Most guys

are like it doesn't do it for me. Here's the thing when you get married you take what you can get. That's true. Have you ever given a foot job before? No. I got a foot job once. It was real weird. Real weird. We need to start this show. Yeah, let's do it. How's it, you or me? I think it's you.

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well did you get to watch any of it no did you okay i caught yeah somehow i was able to catch like the last 15 minutes was it any it was it interesting at all yeah it's pretty juicy i don't but like there's no way at least there wasn't last night there was no way to go back and watch from the beginning obviously because it was like a live thing so I don't I definitely didn't there was I still have so many questions like I didn't really get to hear anything about Paul and Micah um which was the tea I really wanted but I did get to see Marshall talk and like I don't know not that I dislike Marshall now but he's he's always just like on this on the season he just always seemed like so together and so like emotionally balanced and self-aware and just very well spoken and on the live show he was very different um he was like definitely not as eloquent with like his thoughts

and talking about his feelings and he just was kind of all over the place and seemed like a little squirrely and that was weird for me but freaking jackie and her man the guy i can't remember his name but the guy she you know liked in the pods and then ended up going out with on her wedding dress fitting day um they like made this fucking video and they're like sitting together like there's like this like perfect couple and they're like, yeah, we live together. We had a dog and it's like, what the fuck? And then poor Marshall is just sitting here like, are you kidding me? So, yeah, I guess like that was most of the drama that I saw.

But like, I don't know. Marshall was just a little squirrely for me. It just caught me off guard. My whole thing is that you're telling me that Zach isn't a property brother like give me a great guy you didn't see it Zach grew this beard beard beard and he's it's weird and he he also like I don't think he spoke one word of from what I saw like every time they what panda then bliss was the one speaking he was like mute and has this beard and like looks like he's been living outside in the wilderness for a few months.

And I'm very confused. Yeah. He like freaked out. Isn't he a lawyer? Can you do that? Can you have a beard? I think you could have a beard if you're a lawyer. Huh.

It was very, it wasn't groomed. It was not. He does look like, maybe he's filming like alive or something. Alive, alone, whatever that show is. Yeah, Naked and Afraid. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Yeah. By the way, my brother loves all those bad reality shows

like My 600-lb Life or something, and then Love After Lockup. Miley loves Hoarders. Dude, Hoarders gives me such anxiety. I can't watch it either. Peak anxiety. It's the same fucking story every single time. gives me such anxiety. I can't watch it either. Peak anxiety. It's,

and it's always, it's the same fucking story every single time. It's a, it's always, it's the, the people are like, they freak the fuck out when they're like,

we got to take some of this. This is, this is garbage. And they're like, no, I got to keep it. They all flip the fuck out and then someone's got to like,

come calm them down and then they make some sort of like compromise and the compromise is always like if there's still a bunch of shit here like it's still way too much shit dude my dad's kind of a hoarder i mean not really kind of dude we go to his house and we're like you gotta throw some of this shit away my grandmother was like that in her last probably like six years. Dude, it's crazy. When people get old, they go crazy.

I know. I don't want to get old. I don't either, but like is it going to happen to me? Yeah, it is. I talk to my parents, and I'm like, I think you guys are kind of crazy.

Yeah, but that's going to be you like kind of soon. Or was that, were they always crazy, but I didn't know it until I became an adult to be like, kind of soon. Or was that, were they always crazy? But I didn't, I didn't know until I became an adult to be like, Jesus Christ, they're crazy.

I don't know. I don't know. You're a little crazy. I am a little crazy. I just think it gets, I think it just amplifies as you age. Yeah. You just get so scared of change.

Yeah. You just freak the fuck out. Mm-hmm. And you're also in an echo chamber because you're talking to other people who are also old, who they're also crazy, and then you're just perpetuating your craziness. Which has got to be kind of fun, I would assume, actually. Maybe.

The rapid decline into dementia that happens post-60s has got to be kind of fun because you're like, well, I don't know. Fuck it. Fuck it. Like, fuck, these trans people are ruining the world. Like, you've never met a trans person. What are you talking about?

You wouldn't even know if that person was, like, did you see the whole thing with the Bud Light? No. Okay. So I guess a trans person is doing a Bud Light commercial. I don't fucking know. Okay. So then all these crazy people are taking their Bud Light and throwing it away.

are taking their Bud Light and throwing it away. Or if you're Kid Rock, you take your AR-17 and you shoot it. You shoot Bud Light. Okay, first of all, that's the dumbest thing in the world. Second, don't make a video about it. Third, you're Kid Rock, dude. Is this what Kid Rock has come to? Did he really do that?

Yes. Oh, shit. I mean, I don't put it past him. That's such pandering. you don't really think this you're doing this because you know it's going to get a response and you'll get a bunch of views which is like whatever but you don't really believe this because if a trans person walked up to you you wouldn't be a fucking asshole to them because you're not you're not a complete fucking piece of shit but anyways everyone's up in arms everyone's up in arms about people wanting to be

who the fuck they want to be, which is crazy. Which is funny because I'm giving, you know, I just realized the irony here. Because I'm giving old people shit for being old and crazy, but I should just let them be who they want to be. I guess so. Yeah, I'm the hypocrite.

There was also some sort of scandal about Zach Bryan recently. Do you know about this? No, what happened to Zach Bryan? I Do you know about this? No. What happened to Zach Bryan? I don't know. He offended somebody by saying something. I can't fucking remember. I'll have to look at it and tell you guys about it next week, I guess. But he said something offensive and everyone's like, I'm returning my Zach Bryan tickets. And like Zach Bryan tickets are the hottest concert ticket to get this summer. They're really possible to get. Impossible.

And then all these people on TikTok are like, I'm happy to take your Zach Bryan ticket. Like, let me know if you're ready, if you want to hand them over. But he, I think he did post like a semi apology, but like didn't, I don't know, like it wasn't like a massive apology. But anyway, I don't know. I'll find out more about it next week. But yeah, I'm like, can we just stop canceling people for having their own opinion? It's really frustrating. We got to be done with it.

We got to be done with it. I'm so tired of everyone being so angry. Like I totally understood when everyone was stuck in their house during the pandemic. People were like, I want to be angry at something. I'm angry. So I want to be angry at someone at something. Yeah. But now it's like, dude, I can't.

I can't with it anymore. It's too much. It's also it's like a business, I can't, I can't with it anymore. It's too much. It's also, it's like a business too. Going back to the Kid Rock thing. He's doing that for viral numbers. That's like part of his business. I'm sure now, you know, cause he's, I'm sure he can sell his Instagram and that's gross, dude. Also Bud Light's fine. Who gives a shit? It's also crappy beer. What are you talking about? What? Who gives? I don't know.

I don't even know where I'm going with this. I don't either. Yeah. Well, can we circle back to the Love is Blind reunion? Sure, I guess. I didn't watch it. So, like, everybody is, I think, shocked that Kwame and Chelsea are still together. So, I mean, you know this.

Did she not watch the show? She did. That's what, I mean, you know this. Did she not watch the show? She did. That's what I'm saying, you know? I saw a quick clip on TikTok where she was on someone's podcast. And I'm like, can we get some of these people on our podcast? Where somebody asks her,

how did it make you feel to sit there and watch him and Micah in Mexico flirt and say those things, whatever. And in the clip, she was saying how upset she was by it and how hurtful it was. And so everyone's thinking like, surely they're not together still. Oh, they are.

They are together. And it seemed like they're going strong. So like, I'm just shocked by that. He doesn't seem like a good person. I mean, I kept seeing all these things on the internet. You know, all the internet sleuths have these clips of him on different reality shows. Like he's already been on several different reality shows.

Then it makes you question his motive for going on Love is Blind. Like, were you there for the right reasons? Were you there to find love? Or are you just a reality TV junkie at this point? You know what I mean? So like that was questionable. And like I said last week, like he was just saying some things on the season that I was like,

for me being Chelsea, like I would be like, do you even like me a little bit? Like he seemed like repulsed by her. I don't know. I just am shocked that that worked out. Have you seen this little, the scandal is apparently Paul slapped one of the bridesmaids' ass. I saw that and he definitely did.

Okay. They straight up ask him about it on this live reunion. Like they call his ass out and they're like ask him about it on this live reunion. Like, they call his ass out and they're like, we want, we need a response. Like, what is your response to this? And he's like, he's like, I didn't do that. I was just walking out and like, was just squeezing by. Like, it's crazy that people are saying I did this thing. And it's like, bro, you did the thing. I mean, there is video proof and he is denied, denied, denying. He is another one that

seemed very different on the reunion show than he did on the season. Like on the season, he really had me fooled. I was like, oh, Paul, such a good guy, like there for the right reasons, has shit together. Like what a good dedicated man. And like now I'm like, I don't like you very much. Like he just seemed very calculated and like skeezy on this reunion show. I don't know. I didn't like it. You know, I was thinking about how this show was pitched because I think when you make a show, you're working backwards. So for The Bachelor, I think you're working towards the final scene of someone getting engaged. And that is your culmination.

Right. So like mission statement, they're going someone getting engaged. And that is your culmination, right? So like mission statement, they're going to get engaged and that's going to be the big thing. So that's the pitch. You go in to a network and say like, this is what we're, this is what we're going to make. Of course, there's, there's going to be a journey to this point, but this is what we're driving towards. And for love is blind. I think the pitch was not even a wedding. That's not what we're driving for. What we're driving for is a wedding where someone says they don't want to get married. That's the show.

And everything leading up to it is whatever, but we want a wedding where someone says no and runs off. Like, if you think about it, that's what the show is. Because I was watching it, and I was like, fuck. It would be so fun to go to a wedding. You're right. Yeah. And I was saying it would be so fun to go to a wedding where someone says no. You've only ever heard of these things. Now we're watching a show

where I'm like, God, it'd be so fucking fun to go to a wedding where someone said no and it was like, what? They said no? You're so terrible. We all got dressed up for someone to come and say no? How amazing. Also, is the bar still open afterwards? Because we got to go talk about this.

I want to so desperately. People from Netflix, please invite me to a wedding, but I only want to go to the one where someone says no. I do not want to go to one where someone says yes. Been to a million of those. Those are fucking fine. I want to go to the one where someone says no. I do not want to go to one where someone says yes. Been to a million of those. Those are fucking fine. I want to go to the no one. If you can tell me which one, and they're going to be like,

I don't know which one's a no one. Yeah, you do. You know which one's a no one. That's the one I want to go to, and I want to hang out afterwards. You're a terrible person. Am I? Or am I just saying what everyone's feeling? Yeah.

You're telling me you wouldn't love to go to a no wedding? Be sitting right next to me? Fucking grab my hand, squeezing me like, oh my God, you're saying no! It would be thrilling, I guess. It would be so amazing! Oh! I would feel so bad for the person that, I don't know, I would feel bad though for the person that got denied. Yeah, I would too, but also I don't know these people, nor do I care. Yeah, you have pods and

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's all bullshit. What they want is a wedding where someone says no and runs off. Like they want that moment of the runaway bride and that's fucked up. That's where we are as a society. Yeah. Real life runaway bride. Yes. I kind of love it though. You're right. Why didn't I think of that? Like that's such like, if you think about any event in life,

wedding is the biggest one. What's more juicy than the wedding? When the wedding doesn't happen, that's the most, like that's as good as it gets right there. I think that's why people like UFC. The craziest thing that can happen is that someone dies.

Oh my God. But it's true. So we watch right up until someone almost dies and then they stop the fight. I don't watch UFC. I know. I'm just saying like as a society, that's what that is. If you really boil it down to like what we're watching, we're terrible beings. And this is why the aliens haven't contacted us because they're like,

your guys' biggest show right now is about a wedding that doesn't happen. You're not ready to know about the cosmos. Yeah. But we got to think of a show idea that is that. So what is the craziest thing that happens in the world? Big events, big life events, divorce. Divorce is a big one. It is. It's kind of common these days. I know. What's something that happens when divorce happens that's even crazier? I guess the craziest thing would be if they get back together, and they made that movie already twice, Parent Trap.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Or you take all someone's money, Wedding Crashers. Yeah, or what was the one, Rosamund Pike was in that movie about, she was like stealing from old people or something. Oh, yeah. That was a good one.

That was a good one. Because I was trying to think like funerals as sad as that is, but like. That's also wedding crashers. Yeah. All the shows have been made, unfortunately. Yeah, they have. And that might be why like The Bachelor is like ratings are going down

because no one cares about an engagement anymore they want the wedding that doesn't happen totally yeah we're all bored with the like fucking picturesque engagement yeah i was thinking about this what's your favorite meal thanksgiving dinner is it zero hesitation wow um yeah that's number one for sure. A close second is like the most bomb fucking brunch of all time with like every option I could ever want. You know, chicken and waffles, biscuits and gravy, you know, goat cheese omelet. Just like all the fucking things. Goat cheese omelet, huh? I love a spinach and goat cheese omelet.

Do you? Love. Okay, so what's on your plate at Thanksgiving? Turkey, obvi. Yeah. Are you white meat or dark meat? Oh, I'm's on your plate at Thanksgiving? Turkey, obviously. Yeah. Well, are you white meat or dark meat? Oh, I'm a white meat gal. Yeah.

Yeah. But, you know, that's pretty I feel like like the girls like the white meat turkey and then my brothers are always the ones that take like the turkey legs. Yeah. All that dark meat. The turkey can like make or break a Thanksgiving meal. You know what I mean? It's the tiniest bit dry. You've you know, you've ruined the whole situation.

My grandmother, my ma'am Maruthi, used to deep fry the turkey, which was chef's kiss. It's also very dangerous. Don't try that at home. It is, but yummy if you nail it. Mashed potatoes and gravy, mac and cheese, green bean casserole. Gotta have it. Corn. Love a good corn. I love a good creamed corn, you know, if I'm being picky. Stuffing. You gotta have the stuffing. My mom's very good at making stuffing.

It's her favorite dish. Buttermilk biscuits. Okay. What are you washing it down with? The last few Thanksgivings, I've been making old fashions for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. That's dangerous.

No one in my family drinks really anymore, though. It's like everyone's such a freaking loser. You know, white wine, I guess. Like if no one else is going to drink, maybe I'll just have some white wine. Love a good apple pie with vanilla ice cream for dessert. Love. So good. Interesting.

Yeah, love Thanksgiving. I think I'm with you on brunch. Love brunch. I love a brunch. We had a boozy brunch yesterday, and it was so much fun. We sat outside. We drank way too many mimosas. Love that.

I love a mimosa. I love a bottomless mimosa. Oh, yeah, but there is a bottom. It's called rock bottom, and you'll find that when you're completely asleep at 4.30 in the afternoon. Yeah. Which happened to me yesterday. You know, getting day drunk doesn't hurt as bad the next day.

Because I think you have longer to recover. Yes, the only problem with the day drunk is that you go to bed earlier than you wake up at 3 in the morning. You're like, fuck. I went to bed at 7. I just take a Unisom at 3 and just sleep another 8 hours. Does Unisom work for you? Oh.

I probably shouldn't be promoting any type of medication on this show. So, like, I don't know. We might have to cut this because I don't want to get sued. But Unisom is the best sleep of my life. Really? Because I just do melatonin. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, Unisom is it.

I like it better than Lunesta or Ambien or any of it. I hate those things. Those prescription drugs. Don't like any of those. But Unisom, it's basically the same thing as Benadryl, which also knocks me on my ass. Yeah. But do you feel like you get like restorative sleep from it? Yes.

Yeah. I feel great the next day. I'm going straight to CVS and getting some Unisom. You have to. It's so good. My best friend Kirsten just went to a wedding in Mexico two weeks ago, and she sent me a photo. The bride had made these little packages for all the bridesmaids with some things in it, and one of them was literally a packet of Unisom that said, best sleep of your life. You're welcome. And she gave those out to her bridal party. I was like, that is genius. Was it a yes wedding or a no wedding? It was a yes wedding.

That's fucking lame, dude. Who wants to go to a yes wedding? Not me. Yeah. Not me. Also, have you ever been to a wedding where they say like, if anyone has pause that this matrimony, they should not be joined, speak now. I don't know if I've ever heard that.

I've only heard it like in movies and shit. Yeah, I feel like people don't say it anymore. Like why would you even give people the opportunity to say some shit that's the thing I think there's too I think there's too many I think there's too many people nowadays that would have something to fucking say right I think one too many times somebody stood up and ruined a wedding and they're like we got to cut that shit yeah well no more of that no they should do it I think that would be juicier for me than a no wedding. Oh, yeah.

Someone coming in and saying that. What is what is the word? I guess object. I object. There's another word, I think. But like someone running in and being like, no, I object because I'm in love with the bride. Like, yeah, that would just be epic. That's what love is blind needs. They've gotten the no wedding.

Should we do that show? That's our show. Call on what Love is Blind needs. They've gotten the no wedding. Should we do that show? That's our show. Call on Gail. Call on. Okay. We're driving towards someone objecting at a wedding. Have to. It's too good. It's too good. Honestly, wait. One step further yeah okay one step fucking further we

can't we can't let this go live someone will steal it i know jury duty yeah but a wedding where someone comes in and objects and one person's an actor and everybody or sorry everyone's an actor and one person isn't yeah but who would be the one person that isn't like i don't know yet but i just feel like it could be great that's funny actually okay so yeah so so like maybe like the the father of the bride or like no no no no man or somebody no no no no no because the father of brides too close to all of it like you'd be like i know these are not your friends this is not real it needs to be like you get invited to a wedding and you don't know anybody

but like you're just like someone's date you know oh yeah that could be good and they're making a documentary

about like the most beautiful weddings in Tuscany or something and you get invited to it you're seeing the wedding through your eyes of like oh it's beautiful here

and like man and this handsome tall Italian man breaks in and says, I object! Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, oh, shit, what? We've been sleeping together for three years! Yes, yes! I love you, Cindy! I love you!

And then she's like, Franco, I love you too! And then the husband, the groom's like, what the fuck? And they fight. And they almost die. It's like UFC. Oh, my God.

I love all of this so much. Oh, my God. It's a good idea. I almost want to cut this entire bit. That's what I'm saying. Someone will steal. I know. Fuck, it's such a funny bit it is

can we just like call a lot and be like can you can you copyright this before wednesday well that's the thing like okay so if this if this show comes out in two years we're gonna say oh we came up with this idea yes oh my god you could totally do it. We're like, it's the Travel Channel, Nat Geo, and we're doing documentaries about beautiful weddings. Oh, yeah. And we're looking for a host. So we thought we'd kind of go through your eyes of this wedding. And your friend Barry is going to take you. And we're just going to kind of do check-ins with you every once in a while.

Just like what you think of the floral arrangement. And what do you think of the food and the booze and everything and then but it's just all driving towards that one moment oh my god that's so fucking funny what would we call this show does anyone object oh that's so fucking funny it's too good i know we gotta make sure no one's know. I want to make this show so badly now. Oh, what do they say? Speak now if whoever holds your piece. Yeah, speak now. Speak now.

That's a good name for the show. That's good. Speak now. All right. We did it, guys. Wow. We figured it out. Yeah.

I knew I'd get there with an idea. I knew it would come. Oh, God. I did start, I think it's on Apple Plus, Jennifer Garner's new show. Oh, yeah? It's called The Last Thing He Told Us. I read that book. Or Told Me.

Did you? Yeah. Oh, great. I didn't, but it's a very popular book last thing he told me maybe um and everyone's saying the show's phenomenal so i did start it last night just episode one who plays her husband is jamie lannister from game of thrones does he have both i haven't seen him in anything since game of thrones really yeah you know what's funny about that like the whole the whole idea of that show was incest what's crazier than dragons brothers and sisters fucking and that was the show

and we all loved it yeah if you really boil it down it was a show about incest yep you know what's the worst part about that it was kind of hot. Because that's the problem, right? Like you were like, they're very, very attractive. Like I get it. But it's incest. You shouldn't do that. Same with House of the Dragon. I know. I know.

That's, it's so funny. If you boil down what that show is, it's making people think incest is kind of sexy. Yeah. No wonder the aliens won't hang out with us. I think we gotta finish the show. We're having too many problems this week. Yeah. I mean, the fucking internet.

Guys, I'm sorry. The fucking internet. The fucking landscapers. I'm sorry this show's short, but like, literally, I'm gonna cut it so you're not gonna experience this, but like, every fucking 15 seconds, we are getting like, I can't hear her. Yeah. It's not a deal.

But, you know, here's the thing, though. Silver lining. We did come up with a billion dollar idea in this episode. Gazillion dollar. Yeah. Okay. Maybe your mom's production company. She want to be involved in this?

I'm calling her the minute we hang up okay but here's the thing it would be like it's so funny the jury duty thing so it's a one person but it would be funnier if if you if you could make it a reality show like so it was like real real people yeah we could we could probably make that happen somehow yeah i don't know it's so fucked up because you really only should have one wedding in your life. And if the whole premise is like trying to have someone fuck it up, it's kind of fucked up. Speak now. It's so good.

By the way, everyone, if you're in Dallas this week, Friday through Sunday, I'm going to be playing in a golf tournament that everyone can come to. And let me just tell you who is playing in this thing because it's crazy. Okay. I'm playing in it. I'm definitely not a real celebrity, but whatever. Marcus Allen. He is a Hall of Fame football player. Robbie Amell.

He's an amazing actor. He's one of my good friends. Tim Brown. Maybe one of the greatest running backs ever. Clay Buchholz. One of the best baseball players ever. Reggie Bush, okay. Larry the Cable Guy, okay. Joe Carter, Vince Carter, Roger Clemens, Marty Fish, Robbie Gold, Ben Higgins, John Lester,

Derek Lowe, Greg Maddox, Brian McCann, Mike Madano, Alfonso Ribeiro, Tony Romo, Emmett Smith, Brian Urlacher, Tim Wakefield, Taylor Twelman. The fact that I'm on this list is ridiculous thing. I should not be on. How did you and Ben weasel your way onto this roster? Because we get ladies to come out. All these sports guys have a bunch of men followers.

That's true. And they're like, you know what? We could use like 20 ladies to come to this thing. Fair. So anyways, yeah. I can't believe that the ladies come see you, but I mean. I think it's more of like, I can, my husband wants to go because he wants to see these people.

And then like, we can get an extra ticket. The wife will come to be like, oh, I got a picture with Ben Higgins. But I agree with you. I think it's silly. ticket of the wife will come to be like oh i got a picture with ben higgins but i agree with you i think it's silly but anyways i'm gonna be out there and i would love to come uh hang out with you guys and i think i'm gonna be making drinks for everybody so yeah um what do you got coming up i'm chilling actually for like a whole nother week and then head out to la a lot um you, here coming up for Stagecoach. A little bit more of my speed in the festival department.

You know, not so much of a fashion show. A little more like backyard, a bunch of people drinking Bud Lot and wearing cowboy hats kind of thing and actually there to hear some country music. So, yeah, going to that. I want to know what Zach Bryan said. Oh, you know what? I saw it on TikTok oddly, but let me see. It doesn't tell me what he did, but Zach Bryan's tweet said,

I mean, no disrespect toward anyone specifically. I don't even mind Travis Tritt. I just think insulting transgender people is completely wrong because we live in a country where we can all just be who we want to be. It's a great day to be alive, I thought. So maybe he said, maybe Travis Tritt said something. That checks out. Anyone named Travis Tritt definitely doesn't like trans people. Oh my God. Then I am in support of Zach Bryan.

Country singer Sheryl Crow and Zach Bryan slammed Travis Tritt for Bud Light boycott. So that must have been what it is. Hey, Travis Tritt, shut up, dude. And I'll tell you why. Because you are fucking in your private plane drinking Dom Perignon, bro. You're not even, you've never even seen a Bud Light. So stop. You know what?

I'm going to go out on some Zach Bryan then. I love Zach Bryan. I'll take anyone's tickets that are giving them away yeah and he's an ally so good for you Zach Bryan and fuck you Travis Tritt but also say whatever you want dude I don't we gotta stop canceling people I don't know I don't know all I know is that we gotta we gotta make a tv show now called speak now and I'm really excited about it and can I've also got to figure out your wi-fi for next week I know well that we got to make a TV show now called Speak Now, and I'm really excited about it. You've also got to figure out your Wi-Fi for next week. I know.

Well, the guy's coming tomorrow or today. Oh, God. He better be. Okay. Or I'm going to go to like a Starbucks and do this from a Starbucks. Okay. Well, that's probably not a great idea, but okay. I mean, it'd be good.

For Speak Now, can I be the officiant? Of course. Or we're like— You'd be great at that. Yeah, that would be good. Okay speaking out, can I be the officiant? Of course. Or like... You'd be great at that. Yeah, that'd be good. Okay. What do you want to be? I don't know.

Maybe, can I be planted as part of the cast? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Great. You can be a bridesmaid. That's what I was thinking. All right, guys, we're going to get to work on this. Thanks so much for listening to our stupid podcast

I can be the cousin that So and so never met But like the husband forced The fiance to let me be in the bridesmaids In the bridal party Because he and I are so close Even though she's never met me And she's not thrilled about me being there but had to

Well you got a whole backstory and everything Yeah Or you can just be in the wedding party. This is more fun. You don't need this whole backstory, Brentie. I do. I like the idea of cutting to you and you're like

have this whole backstory and then it cuts to me and it's like, no one gives a fuck. We don't care. She just wanted to do this whole di and then it cuts to me and was like no one gives a fuck we don't care she just wanted to do this whole diatribe in an interview alright oh shit alright alright YFTers drink your Bud Light or don't whatever and we'll see you next week

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