Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Suzanne I’m not an idiot
Episode Date: January 24, 2024Ohh…at Disney World!!! This episode is live from Orlando where Wells, Brandi, and Sarah catch up on the past week and talk about some of the best television of all time. Brandi was expecting an enga...ging golf recap, but Wells did not want to talk about it because he performed badly. So badly, in fact, that he sat in the corner by himself with a drink and contemplated his future as an athlete. But now things are better, as he sits in a hotel with his wife, even though she slept on the pull-out couch. Brandi was at Sundance and just can’t seem to get away from the snow, and Wells shares his bone to pick with baggage claim. Sarah has been watching Lost and Grey’s Anatomy, which lead the trio to talk about McDreamy and the 80s. Speaking of decades, can you believe 2015 was almost 15 years ago? Enjoy this blast through the past episode! Fav things mentioned: Can’t Buy Me Love The Crown Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: ShipStation — Use promo code YOURFAVORITETHING today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial BÉIS — Right now, BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/YFT Article — Go to ARTICLE.COM/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!
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I'm sorry.
Why are you in the dark?
Sorry, I'm in a hotel room. Oh. Orlando, Orlando.
Oh, Disney World. Do you know what that reference is from? No. Oh, it's from Book of Mormon. Oh.
Which is one of my favorite. Ding, ding. I don't have a bell with me. Thank you. You've got one.
Got it. That's one of my favorite
of all time musicals i've never seen it how have you never seen book of mormon i don't know
and you know what's funny about that is that i make fun of the mormon so much but i
love book of mormon okay i am so groggy right now i have to be honest with you i'm pretty wiped as
well okay it's not this is going for the yft years out there this I have to be honest with you. I'm pretty wiped as well. Okay. It's not good news.
For the YFTers out there, this is going to be a short show.
Oh, boy.
I can never go with that.
I mean, I'm just so sorry.
One, I don't have a lot.
I want to manage expectations for everybody.
I just woke up from a nap.
Oh.
I don't have a lot of stuff.
I want to keep the YFTers Expectations low
That's good
Which I think is good because let's be honest
I mean I think they have low expectations for us anyways
I hope so
But
This one's going to be
Exceptionally
Short and bad because
Yeah
I just haven't done anything
that requires me telling stories.
What about your golf game?
I expected a lengthy recap from the golf game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No?
Good call on that.
I thought maybe we wouldn't talk about it.
Why?
You love to talk about golf.
I didn't play very well, Brandy.
Oh, there it is.
I played so bad.
Oh, no.
The picture is like, I thought you did great.
Just judging on the pictures, your form looked nice.
Yeah, no, I know.
The outfits were on point.
I mean.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
You should have seen the outfit I had today.
Was it everything?
It was everything.
It was all black.
I looked like,
I looked like a knight in shining armor.
I looked like,
what is that like really sharp rock
that they make?
They make knives.
I looked like an obsidian god.
Oh, wow.
And God damn it,
did I not play like one, Brandy?
I played with Ben yesterday, and I played really bad, and then so good.
I went double, double.
Okay.
Double, double, double, double.
I made four doubles in a row.
Wow.
Sounds great.
And then I went birdie, birdie, bogey, birdie.
Are those good or bad?
Those are good.
Oh, good, good.
And then I ended up playing great after that.
I played pretty good after that.
And then I played with Ben today.
And I have never played this bad of golf.
I don't know ever, actually.
And it was windy and maybe I was tired.
And just maybe I just, my heart wasn't in it.
I'm not really sure.
Did you drink a lot?
No, it wasn't even like a hangover thing.
It was really cold.
It was like 37 degrees to start with.
And your boy's not a cold weather boy, you know?
I'm not a snowman.
I know you're not.
I'm a warm weather man.
You are.
And I played really badly.
And then after the round, I was beating Ben and Robbie and a lot of people, actually.
And then after the round today, I was one of the worst golfers in the tournament.
Damn.
And that's something that I have to live with.
We're not all perfect.
But afterwards, I had to go sit in the corner by myself for a little bit.
And no one talked to me.
And I had to drink a drink and
really come to terms with who I was as a man and do I really want to do this anymore?
Oh yeah, I've not been there.
Yeah. And I don't know.
Sports don't really humble you like that, you know?
Yeah. It really humbled me. So here I am, you know, bearing all. This is me, naked and afraid.
Great show.
I got that, literally.
I'm alone.
You're not.
Sarah's there.
She is.
She's right next to me, actually.
Definitely not alone.
Welcome into the show, Sarah Hyland.
He's insane.
I'm alone.
Nope.
You have no idea the facial expressions that I have been making for the past, I don't know,
say five minutes that you guys have been talking.
I could only imagine.
It started off in Book of Mormon.
My face was for probably two to three minutes straight because I could not believe that
he was referencing a musical.
Big moment for you guys.
It was really big.
A high.
A high for me.
Yeah.
I've trained you well.
I was going to say,
look at that influence,
you know?
Yep.
Very excited about that.
And then,
all of the golf talk
when he was like,
double, double, double.
And you're like,
that's great.
That's awesome.
It's not.
Oh, those are all bad.
That's very bad.
Double is bad. And I was- No, this ain't in and out, sister. That's awesome. It's not. Oh, those are all bad. That's very bad. Double is bad.
And I was-
No, this ain't in and out, sister.
Silently laughing my panties off.
A double, double, double.
Graded in and out.
Terrible in golf.
Not great on the course.
Got it.
Noted.
So I have been making all the expressions that Wells has been very, very good to ignore
because I got a big face and a big mouth and big eyes.
And God bless you for being able to ignore that.
My goodness.
He is killing me.
So I got drunk afterwards, as one does,
because that's what you do to cope with-
Pain.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also to celebrate, though.
You know, what a-
True.
What a concept. I know. It's a golf course people course people drink so anyways we got back here and i was like daddy needs a nap oh so i
took a nap she fell asleep too i did i was waiting to hear people in here's the thing we are at the
wave hotel in orlando oh in lake nona okay we have one of those rooms that has like a normal room Here's the thing. We are at the Wave Hotel in Orlando. Oh. In Lake Nona. Okay.
We have one of those rooms that has like a normal room and like a bedroom and then like
a living room, you know?
Yeah, like a suite, I would call that.
That's a suite.
I think so.
It's pretty sweet.
Ding, ding.
Pretty sweet.
I think it's a suite.
And then I went to take a nap and then I woke up and I was like, oh, I guess Sarah like
went down to meet like Ben and Jess and my brother and his wife.
No, no. My wife was on brother and his wife. No, no.
My wife was on the pullout couch.
Oh, no.
In the other room.
Asleep.
So not only was it terrible that I played badly and that I had to put myself in timeout and that I wanted to end it all.
And I don't know if I ever want to come back and do this.
Then I walk outside and go, oh, I haven't seen my wife in six days. And she decides to sleep on a pullout couch
whilst I'm sleeping, not seven paces away. Not seven paces. I to the pull-out couch because i was trying to be quiet
and i was watching stuff on my ipad and on my phone waiting to hear back from people if they
were going to go to the bar downstairs to get anything to eat because i am starving
and i fell asleep because no one got back to me yeah wow wow so anyways it's been a time
yeah i really hope disney world turns this trip around for you
guys it always does i was thinking that i'm here because i have things to talk about okay
love that i'm glad let's start the show you know let's start the show okay let sarah do the things
she wants to talk about and then i go downstairs to the bar and get more wine and fries.
And then she's going to go.
Love that for you.
It sounds so bomb.
I'd love a French fry right now.
I'll say you get one.
One.
One fry?
You get one French fry.
Are we going to let Sarah intro the show?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, you do it.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bros and hoes.
You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with
Wells and Brandy and Sarah.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding.
For now.
For now.
Until she leaves us.
For now.
How ominous.
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His whole vibe is ominous today.
It is, right? Yeah, very. The
lighting, the tone, the drama.
You've said the ominous-ness.
You like the
obsidian
whatever I said. Uh-huh.
Obsidian. I was the one
that whispered obsidian to you.
She did.
I was like, what is that thing?
And then she said it.
Tiny black rock.
Fucking tiny black rock.
Oh my God.
What are you up to?
What are you doing?
Chilling.
I was in Sundance this weekend.
I just got back late, late, late last night.
And I came home and I'm still snowed in.
It's a miracle I made it up the driveway
with my luggage. So I'm chilling. I slept till 1130. Haven't done that in a long time.
So that tells you how tired I am. God, what does that feel like?
It was nice actually. Usually sleeping in depresses me. I always feel like such a piece
of shit when I wake up that late, but I was like, you know what? I deserve this.
You do. Yeah.
You do. So it was nice.
I like that you went to Utah.
Utah.
Utah.
Yes.
And then you decided to go home to the snow.
I know. I know. It was warmer in Park City than it is here.
That's wild.
Isn't that insane?
This time of year.
Did you see any movies that you need
to report back about? I did
not get to. And I'm
bummed I couldn't stay an extra day because
such a small world.
My friend Megan Park,
she used to be in my band
13, 14 years ago.
And she's an actress, but she's also
started directing. Sarah, you might know
Megan. I feel like I know that name. I feel like I've known her in the past.
Like back in the day, like when we were all on Disney Channel,
she was on Secret Life of the American Teenager. I do know Megan. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And that's
exactly who I was thinking of. She directed a movie probably a couple years ago, The Fallout.
Did you watch that on HBO? Yeah. Yeah, so she directed that.
I think that was her first big directional debut.
I had no idea that she was directing that.
That's amazing.
Isn't that cool?
So she had a movie.
I know.
She had a movie premiere today at Sundance,
and I wish I could have gone.
It's called My Old Ass, and Maisie Stella's in it,
and I think Maddie Ziegler.
Oh, yeah.
Maddie was there.
And I saw Aubrey Plaza was there with them.
So I don't know if she's in the movie or producing it or what.
But it seems like Megan had a super successful day today, which was cool.
I wish I could have seen her movie.
But I will be the first one in line to watch it when it releases.
What is the movie called?
My Old Ass.
I like it already.
That's what my Wife Calls Me.
It's a beautiful story about Sarah and Wells
and what Sarah calls her husband.
It is a good title.
But what I did see that was cool
that I thought you would probably appreciate,
do you like the Black Keys?
Yes.
I thought so.
Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney.
Yeah. I saw that in your story. You did. Okay. Yeah. So they played like a full band show
that I had to miss because I was DJing at the same time. But what was cool is then they went
next door to the cabin, which is where I normally play. And they did a vinyl DJ set after their show.
And it was such a fucking vibe.
They were just up there chilling, smoking a ton of weed and had like a group of like
70s vibe chicks just dancing their hearts out on stage behind them.
And we were just chilling and grooving.
And I was like contact high from all the weed.
And it was just such a cool experience.
And honestly, there weren't a ton of people there because i guess it wasn't advertised i guess it was just like a they wanted to hop over
and dj a vinyl set and not tell anyone so it was like this intimate thing very cool i feel like
you would have loved it how were their transitions terrible yeah okay because i actually kind of
loved i was like they don't give a fuck yeah i was watching your story and i was like oh that
is dan and our back oh that is patrick carney and then I was watching your story and I was like, oh, that is Dan Auerbach.
Oh, that is Patrick Carney.
And then they went between a song and I was like,
that's a terrible transition.
And they did that all night.
It wasn't just those couple transitions.
That was it.
That's not even DJing.
They were just playing music and then being like,
all right, pause, start. Yeah, but it was such a vibe though.
It was like only the Black Keys can stand up here and do this.
Yeah.
And it's cool as fuck.
Well, that's awesome.
And now you're back.
Back.
And it's still snowing.
Snowing.
My driveway's still a sheet of ice.
I just don't know if it's ever going to melt, but here I am.
Is your four-wheeler working yet?
So, it's not.
But there was like a 10-hour gap on... Is your four-wheeler working yet? So, it's not.
But there was like a 10-hour gap on Wednesday last week where we had a little sun.
And the temps rose above 10 degrees.
So, I got in my Jeep, drove on the ice to my friend Gabby's house.
It's like a solid 15 minutes when the roads aren't icy, you know? Got her side-by-side out of her garage and drove it back.
Wow. So I have a side-by-side
to get around.
What's a side-by-side? Like a UTV.
What's a UTV?
It's like a work vehicle.
It sounds like a bad television station
for conservatives.
UTV is universal television.
It's also
an off-road vehicle.
But more so like the ones that are
meant for like, have like the little bed
in the back, like utility vehicle.
Got it, got it, got it.
So yeah, I do have wheels. And my Jeep's
doing okay on the main roads, just not my
driveway. Alright.
Woof is right.
I was like, why did I come back here?
I could have just hopped over to LA.
What was I thinking?
I don't know.
You could have come down to Orlando and-
Could have.
You could have.
I'm going to tell you.
Come to what Disney World?
Yeah, come to-
Oh, what Disney World?
Are you saying what Disney World?
Yes, I am.
The Orlando airport might be my least favorite airport in this country.
Give me a ding on that.
Ding a ding-a-ling.
Don't disagree with that at all.
Like, is it ever not a complete shit show?
Yes, you're correct.
It's horrible.
So she flew in, what?
Yesterday.
Last night?
Yeah.
We go and pick her up.
She lands at 4.55.
Okay.
So we get there at 5 o'clock.
I walk in there and my brother's like circling around.
We wait for bags to come for over an hour.
Damn.
At which point I go up to like the, because we also didn't like know what carousel.
They said 24, but we were like.
There were like six flights on the board for the same carousel.
I hate that.
So finally, after like 45 minutes, I go into the room where like the American Airlines people are.
And I'm like, hey, so the American Airlines flight for LA, when is that coming out?
And they go, what's the flight number? And I go,
2135. I have no idea. I don't know. And also, what are you talking about? There's probably
one LA flight in the past two hours, I would assume from American Airlines. The one that's
just in, she goes, oh, you know, we had six flights come in in the last hour and we were understaffed.
And she says it to me like, I'm the asshole.
Right.
And I'm like, okay.
Sounds like a you problem.
Doesn't sound like a me problem.
Why am I the bad guy for being like, hey, where are the bags?
And she goes, well, what's the issue?
And I go, it's been almost over an hour.
Unacceptable.
And she goes, I know.
And I go, you know? almost over an hour. Unacceptable. And she goes, I know. And I go, you know?
She goes, I know.
And I said, then why did you ask me what American Airlines LAX flight are you asking about if you know that one from LAX is over an hour late?
Because she's been asked so many times.
I know.
So many times.
And I know that's not her fault.
And like, obviously, they're understaffed.
And the six flights came in in over an hour.
But don't make me feel like an asshole for just being like, hey.
ETA.
What baggage claim is it coming out?
By the way, American Airlines only uses one 24.
It's Carousel 24.
It should have never even been a question.
Never a question.
About which one it was.
Got it.
You know?
Yeah.
I love the idea of the meeting that they have there where they're like, okay, so an angry
passenger comes in this is
how you miss or misdirect one quiz them on the flight number because they won't know which i
didn't yep and then be like oh yeah you know oh what carousel even though we know what carousel
is going to be because we only have one i think maybe one or two and then be like hey we're understaffed and then like put it back on them being like i'm the asshole
for asking the question and then my favorite part was so i ask all this and she's like what la flight
is like what's the number then i come outside and i'm like i don't know like they know it's late
but i can see from the corner of my eye this lady in this little room, and she's got a little walkie-talkie, you know, like a little megaphone.
And she's like, American Airlines flight from Los Angeles coming in on 24 right now, right now.
And I go, oh, interesting.
Very interesting.
She made me feel like a crazy person for not knowing when the L.A. flight was coming in.
And the first thing that she says on the horn, the L.A. flight from the American Airlines, flight 730, fuck yourself, coming in on aerosol 24.
That was such misdirection from you, lady.
Anyways, we got the bags.
And I have seen a thing that if your bag is over 30 minutes late, you get miles.
Delta.
Delta.
It is Delta.
20 minutes.
Yeah.
Well, this was an hour.
And you know what you get in American Airlines?
Not shit.
Nope.
Giddily squat.
You get to made feel like an idiot by Suzanne in the American Airlines cubbyhole.
God, Suzanne.
Orlando, Orlando.
Have you ever seen Book of Mormon?
I've seen it probably eight times.
I'm not going to lie.
Like on Broadway?
Like live?
Yeah.
There's a movie, right? Is that trash or is? Like live? Yeah. There's a movie, right?
Is that trash or is that worth it?
No.
There's no movie.
Oh, there's not?
No.
There's Mean Girls, the musical movie.
That was a good joke at the Emmys.
But I didn't get that joke at the Emmys
because I didn't know that they were making another one.
You know?
Where there's our Mean Girls.
Yeah.
And then there's one on Broadway.
And then they made Mean Girls the musical.
And then they're making another one.
And then they came out with a new Mean Girls movie, but it's the musical from Broadway as a movie.
I didn't get that joke.
Well, I just explained it to you.
And that's comedy, folks.
True.
Mm-hmm.
True.
What was it that Chelsea Handler hosted?
Was it Critics' Choice?
I didn't watch Critics.
Well, yeah.
She hosted whatever was right after Joe Coy.
She fucking slayed it.
Yeah.
I know.
And she threw shade at Jokoi.
As she should have.
Yeah, but did that relationship end poorly?
I don't know.
It's her ex.
An ex is an ex.
Yeah, an ex is an ex.
Jokoi is so nice.
I've interviewed him multiple times.
I've met him many times.
And I feel bad for him.
And here's my thing to the people who are casting for hosts don't cast joe coy that's rule number
one don't cast joe coy rule number two is can we get back to casting hosts as hosts yeah because
now it's like this weird thing of like we need a comedian that's going to really rip these celebrities and like let them know what's up and i miss the days of billy crystal i want three musical numbers i want
a couple jokes and i want it to be great you know and i want it to move along you know and i also
want to know what carousel american airlines flight 375 is coming in from LAX.
That callback came way too early.
I feel bad about that.
Oh yeah, we do have some favorite things about the winners
of things.
Of Globes.
Of Globes. Critics.
Number one.
Did I talk about Kiernan?
Oh yeah.
We posted the photo and everything oh
he did oh and he says i don't pay attention that was gonna be a good story i already told it you
already told it last week okay you said you had some you got some favorite things kieran wasn't
sundance not that i saw him but just yeah he's got a new film out. Yeah. I saw. Okay, cool.
I need to follow Kiernan.
I don't even follow Kiernan.
I follow his wife.
Okay.
That sounded weird.
I'm now hearing that from my ear hole, but it's because-
Absolutely not.
It's because she's the one who had the picture of us.
And I was like, hey, Jazz, can I get that picture?
For me, but also for my podcast.
Yeah, because we're just barely staying afloat over here.
So we need all that we can get.
Yeah, we do.
You have some favorite things before you go down to the bar and get French fries.
French fries.
And saving you one.
I have some things to add to the pod.
Great. That are old things, but things to add to the pod. Great.
That are old things, but things that I think everybody loves.
Okay.
So I feel like the last time I was on Talking to the Wife Tears, I was saying that I was
like binge watching shows from the golden age of millennial television, essentially.
And I have kept strong in that. So December,
I binged Lost again. I never finished Lost.
Neither did I. I maintain no one ever finished Lost.
Did you finish it? I did when it was still on television.
I did. I stuck through it because I am a committed person.
did. I stuck through it because I am a committed
person.
I honor
commitment. So I finished it.
My next story is not going to show
how much I honor commitment though. But for Lost
I was committed. I was married
to Lost and even
when it went off the rails a little bit
in seasons 4 and 5, I was like, it's
fine. I am married to this person.
They will get through it and it always comes through. When they off the island and they're like in back home you're like
no it was weird and they time travel to the 70s yes why did you do that i i read an article
a while back so i don't know how true it is but um i read something somewhere that like J.J. Abrams and like the creators of Lost didn't think that Lost is going to be so such a massive hit.
So they had the beginning and the end from the get go.
It was only supposed to last like three or four seasons.
Like they were like, we're never going to make it past three seasons.
Right.
And then when it was such a big hit, they were like, guess we got to go on a detour now.
And that's why it got a little weird. And then they ended up where they wanted to, but because
they had to create such a detour for the success of the show to at least add like two or three
more seasons onto it, it just got a little funky. How does Lost end was gonna ask that does anyone know how lost ends does john lock
stop putting in the number code yeah he does thank god and that blows up oh it does yeah yeah yeah
so does it does it end with them sorry spoiler yeah by the way if you haven't seen lost what
the fuck this is it's been 20 years it's been 20 years. Yeah, it's fine. Is at some point they're all together and they're like,
oh my God, we really died in the plane crash.
And this is purgatory.
I still have a lot of questions for the creators of Lost
about a lot of things.
But I thought that the last episode was a perfect bow tie.
I'm treating, I treat the last two or three seasons of Lost
as if I treat the last season of Game of Thrones,
where I'm like,
I know how much work and effort
and creative juices went into making this show.
Juices.
And nasty.
Gross.
Don't love that word. into making this show. Juices. And nasty. Gross.
And.
Don't love that word.
The last episode is just truly just,
I think the perfect bow tie.
Literally the opening shot of the pilot of Lost,
the first episode.
Yeah.
Is.
Am I getting on a plane?
No.
Is Jack opening his eyes.
It's a closeup of his eye.
Okay.
And it's him opening his eye, the one eye.
Matthew Fox.
And Matthew Fox.
And then it pans out and he's just woke up lying on his back in the middle of the jungle, right by a tree with a shoe hanging on it and everything.
And then he gets up and stumbles and there's the plane crash and stuff.
And the very, very, very final shot, spoiler, spoiler,
is Jack lying down in the jungle right next to the tree with an even more worn and weathered shoe,
same shoe, but more worn and weathered next to him. And then it's the tight shot on his
eye as it closes. So I remember watching the finale for the first time hysterically sobbing because of the way that they shot it.
And it was so beautiful and brilliant.
I watched it in its entirety all again when I was probably like maybe 22.
And then I just did it for the third time in December.
And I still love it.
I love it so much. So he got in a plane crash, woke up, and was like, fuck, there's a shoe, and then he died.
But everything that happened in between was in his brain?
No.
I mean, the writers have interpreted it in a a word like nothing that happened on the island is
invalid okay you know no it's all invalid if it was in his brain no it's not just about jack's
brain like it's every single human being on the show i don't want to get into the like diatribes
and conspiracy theories of lost i'm just saying it's a great show.
I love it.
After Lost ended, and I think you will like this very much, Braindy, ding, ding, ding.
I was like, I have no idea what else to watch right now.
I have no other like WB or ABC or Fox show that I can think of immediately because I binged Lost so quickly that I was like,
oh my gosh, what else came out in 2004? And so I moved on to Grey's Anatomy.
Oh, I thought you were going to say Prison Break. Oh no. Should I do that?
I mean, I loved Prison Break. That's how my mom, listen,
I am to thank for this entire
relationship because I was obsessed with
Prison Break and then made Miley and my mom
watch it with me and then my mom
had a big crush on Dom and here we are.
Did she thank you in her
vows? Probably not
but I took full credit in my speech
at the reception. Thank God you did.
Do Tish thanking you in her vows or like post-wedding speech
for you introducing her to her new husband?
Wait, what?
He wants you to do an impersonation of your mom thanking you
for introducing them because you love person break.
Even though she didn't do that?
Yeah. Yes. Like what would have break. Even though she didn't do that? Yeah.
Like, what would have been?
What should she have done?
She should have been like,
I just never really thought that I would meet
the love of my life, but I
have my Dominic, my
baby. And you know who I have to
thank for this? I have to thank
my favorite daughter, Brandy. Because if it weren't for her, I have to thank for this? I have to thank my favorite daughter,
Brandy. Because
if it weren't for her, I would have never watched this show.
And if it weren't for her, I would have never sent him a DM
on Instagram and told him that I thought he was hot.
And she made me do both, and here we
are. And Brandy,
I have you to thank for this entire
relationship and for my happiness
going forward.
And Brandy, because of of this you are getting all
of my money when i pass away i fucking 100 of my will because you brought me the most joy
it's true and happiness the other two well the other four just give her anxiety and stress let's
be honest yeah you deserve it deserve it. I do.
I do.
Brian.
That's what she would have said.
It's a two-syllable Brian.
It's a Brian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Brian.
Brian.
Thank you.
For making me DM Dominic.
What did that DM say?
It said,
Hey, hot stuff.
Hey, y'all.
You're hot. It was actually lame. hot stuff. Hey, y'all. You're hot.
It was actually lame.
She made it try to seem like work.
She was like,
we should get together.
I have this show idea to pitch you.
You know how she is.
Everything's a show
and everything's a pitch.
And so it was that.
It was like,
yeah, I've got this show.
I'd love to just pick your brain on
or whatever.
And he hit her back immediately
and was like,
oh yeah, let's go get a drink.
And nothing was talked about work at all.
But yeah, I started watching Grey's Anatomy from the beginning oh it's just so good immediately after lost so it's been a few weeks and i haven't had a lot of stuff to do so
i've binged it and i remember it being a mid-season replacement on abc in what say say January 2005 or something, like a few months after Lost premiered. I loved it. It was
one of my favorite shows. And in my head, I stopped watching Lost or I stopped watching
Grey's Anatomy after Denny died. Spoiler alert. Whatever. It's been 20 years. They're on their
19th season. That was a heartbreak of an episode.
That was such a heartbreak. And so I keep telling everybody, I can't watch Grey's Anatomy anymore.
There are too many seasons. I stopped watching after Denny died and there's no way that I could
ever catch up. And I can't make it past Denny, honestly. But then I started watching it and i'm now on season six and i remember why i stopped
watching it in the first place it was so traumatic for me i completely erased it from my memory
which is the death of 007 mr george o'm. Giorgio Mali himself. That one was tough
too. T.R. Knight
was my
favorite, or Giorgio Mali,
played by T.R. Knight, was my favorite character on that show.
Yep. And I remember,
do you remember all of that drama
that was going on, like behind the scenes?
Yes.
What was the drama behind the scenes?
Katherine Heigl getting shit because she was talking about long hours yeah and then um what's imagine if she was a real doctor though
am i right sorry and then uh the guy who played dr burke the heart surgeon that Christina, played by
the most magnificent
Sandra Oh ever, was about
to get married to and he left her at the altar.
That was heartbreaking. You remember Derek
Lee's crying. No, on the show.
He was
fired from the show, right?
I think so. Because he
was
saying slurs and kind of being homophobic or maybe fully being – this is allegedly because this was like 20 years ago and I can't remember the actual drama in T of the press from 20 years ago.
But I believe that he was fired from the show because he was saying homophobic slurs around T.R. Knight.
And that's what I remember.
Maybe it's not true.
Maybe I just made all of that up in my head.
Because honestly, in my head, I stopped watching after Denny died.
But allegedly, I did not.
So now that you're rewatching it, did you make it past that episode where he dies?
Yeah, so now I'm in season six okay after he dies and is he still has cancer meredith and derrick are married on a post-it
is he still alive like it's like this whole um i want to call him, like, Dr. McReady, but I don't think he has, like, a nickname.
That's my nickname.
I think there was all.
After I haven't seen Sarah in a while.
Oh, God.
I feel like it's only McDreamy and McSteamy that have the nicknames.
I think so.
I want to call the, like, trauma surgeon McReady because he has red hair and he's always ready
to go.
He's still on the show to this day, by the way.
Shut up. Yeah, the redhead?
Yeah, he definitely is. He's great
and made of honor. Love that.
What is his name? I'm totally
blanking. Owen. Hurt. Hurt?
Hurt. Owen is his first
name on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dr. Hunt. Dr. Hunt. There it is. hurt oh owen is his first name on the show yeah yeah yeah yeah dr hunt dr hunt hunt
yeah i was like hurt close so close so you're in season six so i just started season six literally
last night so you got 12 more to go so many more you have a long long way to go wow So many more to go. You have a long, long way to go. Wow. Even more than 12.
There's no way you're making it to current day Grey's.
I don't think I can.
I don't think you'll make it. I might flop over to
Party of Five in a hot
sack. I suggested Party of Five, by the way.
Yeah. Great show. A great
show. I haven't watched it since
it's been on television, but that's where
I'm at in life is
the Grey's Anatomy.
And I'm starting to delve into new territory on Grey's.
I love that for you, honestly.
I very much quit after George.
That was the most, I do remember watching that live on television.
Being like, this is the most shocking thing that's ever happened.
It was.
On television before.
Yeah.
Ever. It was very sad on television before. Yeah. Ever.
It was very sad.
Heartbreaking.
Yeah.
And then we see he opens the elevator door because she's dying and she opens it and George
is there with a shaved head in his uniform.
I know.
Why does he have a shaved head?
Does he have cancer?
No, because he joined the army.
Joined the army.
Before he could join the army.
It's also sad.
What was the Giorgio Mali thing to do, by the way?
Truly, truly. Just like
I'm going to become a trauma surgeon
in the army and then
throw myself in front of a bus to
save a woman before I even get to the
army. Yeah. Very George.
Who saved hundreds of lives
instead of just one
lady. True.
Who didn't know how to use a crosswalk
true
George
come on George
that's what I'm out of life
you gotta at least make it
to when Derek dies
cause
I know
that one's a heart ringer for sure
Derek dies?
oh come on
I remember
which one's Derek?
McDreamy
he's McDreamy
Patrick Dempsey
yeah Demps? the Demps man himself yeah I just Eric. McDreamy. He's McDreamy. Patrick Dempsey. Yeah.
Demps?
The Demps man himself.
Yeah.
I just, I truly remember seeing that on, because like, didn't he die when the interwebs, like,
was a thing?
Like, social media and stuff?
It's been a thing for a while.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah, but like, when Grey's Anatomy started, Twitter wasn't even a thing.
Yeah, that's true.
Like, people didn't talk about shows on Facebook
or Myspace like
it was like Twitter
and then Instagram so I remember like
seeing that he died on the show and I was like how
fucking dare you?
That's crazy. So I think
I might make it until when
Patrick is a
goner. Yeah.
Speaking of, give me a ding.
One of my favorite movies starring Patrick Dempsey
from the 80s,
Can't Buy Me Love.
Great movie.
You ever seen that movie?
Never seen it.
Great movie.
Ooh, you should.
You ever seen Can't Buy Me Love?
No.
Can't Buy Me Love?
Can't Buy Me Love?
Can't talk.
You ever seen Can't Buy Me Love?
Can't Buy Me Love?
Here's how ridiculous the 80s were.
You know who Patrick Dempsey is.
You've seen him on TV.
They gave him a nickname, McDreamy, because he's so handsome.
Now, in the 80s, they were like, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to take this very handsome gentleman, and we're going to make him a dork that can't ever hook up with a pretty girl, a rich girl of whose house he mows the lawn of unless she ruins like a coat or a boot, boots or something.
I don't know.
She needs money for some reason.
And he's like, all right, I'll give you the money if you pretend to be my girlfriend.
Fast forward to now, that girl is in obscurity.
Definitely.
Yeah, what happened to her?
Who knows?
But she's definitely not nicknamed McHottie or something.
McDreamy.
McDreamy.
Yes, but the woman's not named McCotty.
Here's the thing.
What I'm saying is that the 80s thought that they could take that guy and be like, he's a dork.
But he was so handsome that seven years later, they named him McDreamy.
They did.
And now he's sexiest man alive this year.
Exactly.
I will say this in defense of the 80s.
Okay.
Patrick Dempsey, to me personally, is a fine wine.
He has, I will say that he does look better.
He has gotten significantly more handsome as he's gotten older.
And he truly, like, there has been no, like, setbacks at all for that man since 2004, 2005 when Grey's came out.
For me, the most iconic Patrick Dempsey role, Sweet Home Alabama.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
With Reese Witherspoon.
With good old Reese.
And Josh Lucas, hot.
So good.
So good.
There's a dog in that, I remember that.
And it dies and it's so sad. I can't.
Spoiler. I don't like it.
A lot of spoilers in this episode.
I'm trying to find this chick from
Can't Buy Me Love. I'm like, what happened to her?
Oh, I don't think she's worked
in a very long time.
It's fine.
Okay, now we know why she doesn't have a nickname.
I'm scared. I'm scared. It's okay. How'd she die? I she doesn't have a nickname. I'm scared.
It's okay.
How did she die?
I don't know.
I just saw Day to Death, and I was like, I'm not going to look anymore.
What date was the date?
2015.
We're all going to die.
Yes, but I also am just like, I don't know.
I feel 2015 in my bones like it was yesterday.
It's almost 10 years ago.
Yeah, but I feel it.
Same.
Isn't that the saddest thing that any wife tears ever heard is that 2015 is almost 10 years ago it's tragic very tragic you know
like that uh kim kardashian gif where she's like on that phone and she's like tragic and just keeps
walking that's how i feel i'm not a gift gift gift Gift. Gift. Gift. Gift.
Brandy, you have any favorite things?
I'm still watching The Crown.
I'm like.
Oh, are you on the new season?
So I finished the new season.
I started at season four, like not that long ago.
Oh. Because I'd never seen it.
I know.
And so I wanted.
I thought you started like season two or three or something.
So I started season four, watched it all the way through the new season, then went back and started season one. And now I'm on season two or three or something so i started season four watched it all the way through the new season then went back and started season one and now i'm on season two okay see if
you would just listen to me if we had talked i know i know i would have said start from the
beginning i know because i listened to wells who said it's a wonderful place to start it's you
had already started i said you know you encouraged no no no no no you can start from season four. You had already started. I said I think you would like it. No, you encouraged it. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You could start from season four.
Reel back the reels.
It's good though.
I loved the first season.
I love Matt Smith as Prince Philip.
Claire Foy as Queen Elizabeth.
I mean, she's everything, you know, in the world.
It's all so good.
I've really liked almost every season.
The only season I thought was sleepy, I think, was season five.
Who was who?
So season four, when I started season four, that's when they introduced young Princess Diana.
Oh, so you're saying the first or the second season of young Diana or the first season of older Diana?
I think the second season with young Princess Diana was the sleepy one for me.
Yeah.
Because they weren't in every episode, she and Prince Charles.
Is that when Helena Bonham Carter is in the house in Greece or Italy or something and she's drinking herself to death?
Yes.
I would say if there were a sleepy season for me, I can see where you're coming from in that.
I've loved all the rest.
I loved the new season.
Little Prince Williams, just the cutest freaking thing I've ever seen.
He looks so much like him too.
So much like him.
Uncanny.
Terrifying, actually.
I agree.
I love The Crown so much.
Something I want to start.
Did you ever see the movie Australia with Hugh Jackman?
Yeah.
Is Abby Breslin in that i don't know i never saw
that movie i remember it being a thing but i remember being like a really big movie let's
see nicole kidman nicole kidman hugh jackman well okay so apparently this movie came out like
ages ago yeah now apparently they've turned it into a series on hulu oh and it's like basically
the director's cut of the movie.
So it's all kinds of deleted scenes
and a completely different ending
because supposedly from what I read,
the director did not like the way the studio cut it
for the movie, for the film.
So now like he's gotten a chance to like redo it basically
with a bunch of deleted scenes and a different ending.
Cool. So I'm going to watch that. All right. I think, was it Baz basically, with a bunch of deleted scenes and a different ending. Cool.
So I'm going to watch that.
All right.
Was it Baz Luhrmann that directed that, or am I crazy?
I feel like you could be correct.
I missed Brett's text that they were going down to the bar 30 minutes ago.
So I'm going to go get some wine and fries.
Order me a burger.
A burger.
Yeah.
And save him one fry. You know how to do it.
You know me.
Me and Mare? Yeah.
Tell the way of tears what you want.
I want a cheeseburger. Uh-huh.
Daddy wants a cheeseburger.
What do you want to drink?
Well, I'll do that.
Maybe a beer. I don't know.
French fries, mayonnaise, and ketchup and ketchup yeah come on okay what are
we doing you don't you know everything about me why would you why would you ask me that question
i miss you and i love you brandy i miss you and i love your haircut so much it's so fab
thank you it's already grown out and it's too long and i feel like i look like dora well that's
the hard part about the short haircut i feel like is if it grows like a out and it's too long and I feel like I look like Dora. Well, that's the hard part about the short haircut, I feel like, is if it grows like
a centimeter, then it's not the cut.
You do look like Thelma right now.
I look like Edna Mowda.
Oh, I love it.
From Scooby-Doo.
From The Incredibles.
Oh, yeah.
But also from Scooby-Doo, you look like Thelma.
Oh.
Isn't it Thelma?
Velma.
Velma?
Velma.
Velma.
Thelma is from Thelma and Louise.
Thelma and Louise.
Okay. Yeah. Go. Well, I'll see you in a couple Velma is from Thelma and Louise. Okay.
Yeah.
Go.
Well, I'll see you in a couple weeks, Sarah.
I'm going to be in LA very soon.
Can't I see you in LA?
Yeah, LA.
I love you.
I get you your burger.
I love you, Brenda.
Enjoy the rest of the crown.
This episode's over anyways.
We're like two minutes in.
Fuck me.
Whatever.
I love you guys.
I know. My way of tears.
Thank you for putting up with my
bukkake.
Your bukkake? My bukkake.
A bukkake?
Not bukkake.
Bulkake. Do you know what bukkake is?
I know what bukkake is. Don't tell
me that I
said bukkake because that's not what I meant.
I meant bull cocky.
Like bull crack, but it's cocky.
All right.
I have a song that I want to go out on.
Oh, we're there?
That's it.
That's it.
Okay.
What else we got?
You got something else?
Oh, nah, I guess not.
I mean, if you do, by all means.
I don't. I don't know who I'm kidding. I guess not. I mean, if you do, by all means. I don't.
I don't know who I'm kidding.
I do not.
I would like to let the YFTers know that if anyone is in Nashville this weekend, I am DJing at the One Hotel at Harriet's Rooftop for their one-year anniversary.
So, yeah, come hang.
That's it.
Just some shameless self-promotion.
All right.
This was the most chaotic episode I've ever done.
No one's going to listen to this. Well, maybe they will just because Sarah's on. No, because Sarah's on it and she shameless self-promotion. All right. This was the most chaotic episode I've ever done. No one's going to listen to this.
Well, maybe they will just because Sarah's on it.
No, because Sarah's on it and she does bring some good stuff.
She does bring some great stuff.
I really liked her unpacking Lost.
That was nice.
I know.
I tried to watch that show and I quit after season four.
And I will watch with her and I. I. Who finished this show?
I don't know.
But I'm going to go.
Just watch the very last episode.
Just.
Even though I didn't finish it.
I want to see.
Jack.
Yeah.
Wake up.
And see the.
Yeah.
The shoe.
Same.
All right.
Why I have tears.
We will be better.
We'll be better next week.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I've just been traveling.
I've just had a lot of stuff.
I don't know.
I haven't watched any TV.
The only TV that I've watched
in the past six days was a football
game last night. That's Hugsborg.
Yeah. We'll do some
Fuck You Very Muches and we'll also do some
calls as well next week.
Love. Love it.
Enjoy. Disney World.
I'll have a lot of Disney World
stories. Oh, Disney World. Are you saying
what Disney World? Oh, what Disney World. Are you saying what Disney World?
Oh, what Disney World?
It still sounds like that to me.
I got to be honest with you.
Maybe that's what I'm saying.
American Airlines Flight 375 from LAX is coming in on Carousel 24.
And go fuck yourself.
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