Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Tasteful titties and idiot KC kicker

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

Wells is basically a golf influencer now, so stay tuned for some pretty elite content. He comes in hot with lots of things happening in the social media zeitgeist at the moment, and Brandi would like to discuss the possibility of her getting her boobs done. Wells has a gripe with Instagram and an update on our YouTube page before it’s his turn to complain about airplanes. Lastly, they dive into some fave and least fave things, per the title of our show and why you’re all here.  Favorite things mentioned:  Dark Matter  Wayward Pines  Miller’s Girl  23 by Chayce Beckham    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT   Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your order when you use promo code FAVORITE at bollandbranch.com. Exclusions apply. See site for details  Article: Go to ARTICLE.COM/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Nurx: Go to nurx.com/YFT to get started. Results may vary. Not offered in every state. Medications prescribed only if clinically appropriate, consultation required     Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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listen, you're the voice of a generation. We love you. Take all the money that you need to create the best, nay, the most influential record ever. Just turn around now, cause it's time to start the podcast. Do I have all the buttons ready to go? You think I'll stumble? Or should we call the brandy?

Oh no, not I. I will call her. But first, we have to do the sound that makes me call her. Let's call her up it's time now time is now hello let's get into it you're going like full terminator every episode now huh yeah you're just like listen i don't want to put makeup on. I'm just going to put some sunnies on and call it a day. I've been on a freaking plane all day. I just cannot, you know? Where were you going?

Where were you coming? What was happening? Well, I was sitting in your office two days ago. I know. Three days ago? This is a quick turnaround episode. Yeah. I was in LA, you know?

Yeah. I was in LA, you know? Yeah. And I like took the Southwest light this morning from like Burbank to Nashville. And it left at 8.20 in the morning, which means I had to be there at 7.20, which means I had to leave the office at 7, which means I had to get up at 6.45. Ew. And landed at 2.30. By the time I got to my house, it was 3.30. Stopped for a sandwich, nice Pub Sub. Where'd you stop? up to my house, it was 3.30. Stopped for a sandwich, a nice Pub Sub. Where'd you stop? Got to the house.

Publix, Pub Sub. Oh, Publix Sub. A Pub Sub. Okay, well, I heard Pub Sub thought you went to a pub and you got a sub. No, no, a Pub Sub is from Publix. It's a thing. Okay, we don't have Publix. I don't go to that anymore because I live in the West now.

Came home and then went down to the barn to see all the little animals and decided to take it upon myself to brush the donkeys because apparently nobody does that when i'm not here and they needed to be brushed and now i'm sitting here talking to you cool yeah that's nice yeah you're back do you are you home for a little bit or no, no, huh? No. One day, one day,

one and a half days. Really? Yeah. I leave Friday for hangout fest. Oh, that's right. You fly into Gulf shores, Alabama.

I find a Pensacola. You have a little bit of a drive an hour. Yeah. Does Gulf shores have an airport? Yes. Oh, but it's a little bit of a drive still. Or no, maybe it's Mobile you go into.

I can't remember. Oh, I think that was the other option. Yeah. Also a drive. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Well, that was a boring conversation, and I hated it. What have you been doing since I saw you 72 hours ago? Yeah, what have I been up to?

A lot of meetings. Really? Lots of meetings. Really? Lots of meetings, you know. Is meetings code for golf? Yes. Okay, I did do something that was cool, though. And there are some wife tiers who think that this is kind of cool, that do like golf stuff.

We have wife tiers that do golf stuff? Yeah, I get a lot of people being like, we like the golf tent. And I'm like, all right, thank you. So the US Open, which is one of the four majors, it's a big one, in golf, not the tennis one, the golf one,

is at this kind of famous golf course in North Carolina called Pinehurst. Have you heard of it? I've heard you talk about it. Yeah. So the wonderful people called Pinehurst. Have you heard of it? I've heard you talk about it. Yeah. So the wonderful people at Pinehurst and the US Open and Lexus flew me out there to go play Pinehurst number two,

which is where the US Open is going to be to like promote everyone going to it. And it was hilarious because it was all golf content influencers, which is like a really big thing. Like the golf YouTube world is huge. Really? A lot of money.

So what you should do is become a golf influencer. I think so. This makes a lot of sense for you. It does, actually. I know. Are there golf influencer managers? I don't know, but I need to get in this world. And so I played with Frankie from Barstool.

Okay. And this other guy, Ryan from, I believe his Instagram is like trickshot something. Anyway, it was the coolest experience. Like I flew out there for one day, played Pinehurst, which is like one of the best courses in the world. Got to meet all these influencers that like I'm a big fan of i don't know why i'm there maybe i'm like there to like get the female demo to like come to the u.s open or something you know i wouldn't give yourself that much credit well that's the majority of my following let's be honest with that guys don't seem to like me at all which is fine that's I don't need, I've already got my guy friends.

Anyway, so it was just really, it was just a really cool experience. But everyone should go. First of all, the little town of Pinehurst is the cutest. It's like this little village and you can like walk into the little town. It's got all these like cool old British pubs everywhere. And it's gorgeous. And everyone's so nice. And it's southern and hometown.

And I just had the best time in the world. That is cute. Highly recommend. Highly recommend. But I did lose. You did all that since I saw you last time? I flew out on Sunday. I edited the podcast on that flight out there.

Genius. I played on Monday. Got on a plane Monday night, flew back. Yesterday was kind of a chill day for me. I worked out and then today is we're recording again. Wow. So yeah, that's a long way around to tell you that we don't, we might not have a lot of favorite things because I have been not watching a lot of stuff, But I have been catching up on things that I love. So I do have some things I want to talk about just in terms of what's happening in the social media zeitgeist.

Do you got anything or is this going to be... I have some things, yeah. You got some things? Got a couple things. Alright, let's start the show. And let's just see what happens. Okay, great. You or me? I think you, maybe. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Everything Podcast with... Well then, Brandy. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't

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free 60-day trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. What accent do you think I was doing there? You know, I never really know with your accent is. They're never really anything. I don't know what I did there. I sometimes think about how funny it must be to be Sarah. And for her to look

and be like, what the fuck is he doing right now? What is he trying to accomplish? Yeah, sometimes I think I'm doing a bit

and I think, I think the bit's funny, but really the bit is me just being a weirdo. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So anyways. I would love to just be a fly on the wall in Sarah's brain, honestly. Yeah.

I've been trying to do Snape recently. Harry Potter. Hello, Harry Potter. It's terrible, but I've been doing it because like, why not? Here we are. Never seen it. I know. You've never seen Harry Potter? We've been over this. I read the books

and then did a whole thing every week on YFT about Harry Potter. You should read Harry Potter. It's really good. I think I'd rather read them than watch them. Oh, for sure. The books are much better. Yeah, that's what I figured. I think that you should do it.

Okay, well, I wasn't going to talk about this, but I will anyway. Okay. Because, like, why not? And, like, I need content. So, in my busy trip to LA, I went and got a consultation to get my boobs done. Just, like, a consult. I just wanted to have a consult, you know, just to, like, know my a consultation to get my boobs done just like a console i just wanted to have a console you know just to like know my options and just ask a bunch of questions that i

have okay so if i get my boobs done i'll have like two fucking weeks with nothing to do and i'll watch harry potter like kind of more than that no two okay he really said like one week of just like chilling but like definitely no djing for two weeks, but he would prefer three. Okay. One, why? Why not? Okay. You know, um, because I have no boobs and I'm 36 years old and I feel like, you know, if you're going to have plastic surgery and you're going to make big decisions like this, like I feel like your thirties is a good time to do it because it's like, I'm not, there's no ulterior motive. Like, I'm not trying to like get guys to like me.

So then why? Because I would like to have prettier boobs. Okay. Can I give you a cautionary tale? Sure. And this is why I brought it up because I would love to hear from the wife tears because here's the thing.

A lot more people have fake boobs than you would think i know that i know everyone's got fake boobs like it's pretty insane and like people actually there's a lot of people that did had them done really well and aren't they're not like the trend now is to get small ones not huge you know so a lot of times people have them and i would never have even guessed and i'm just like wow everybody's got fake boobs i know know. But if you can't even tell, then what are you spending money on? Well, that's the thing is in clothes that you don't really want to be able to tell, you know, like I don't want them to be big. I want them to fit my frame. I get it. I get it. I get it. But after riding horses for 20 some years of my life,

my boobs are not looking their best. Oh, they're, they're pouring South a little bit. And I'm 36. I mean, you know, it's, we're there. They're heading to the equator. A lot of people like wait till they have kids and then they get their boobs done. Well, I don't want kids. So that's not an issue for me. So I should just go ahead and do it. The pepperonis are looking down. I wouldn't say they're looking down, but they're definitely headed that direction. Like if I don't do something about it now, we're definitely going there. They're nodding off a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really an A. I can wear a B, but I do not fill it out. And what I would like is I was like, I would like to fill a B cup is what I would like to do. And I really just like want them to be like, just prettier. Add attention. Just like

not a whole lot bigger at all. Like really like there's an option where I don't get an implant at all. And I just go in and let them like make them look better. So there's a lot of options, which I'm a little overwhelmed with. Um, because I really like, don't love the idea of like a foreign object in my body, you know, the silicone thing.

It's like not great, but everyone does it. So I'm like, it can't be that bad, but there is an option where you, where you don't do that. Um, but then I'm like,

well, if I'm going to do it, I should just really like go all in. But, um, the doctor I talked to, he's like, a lot of his work is smaller boobs, and that's why I picked him.

And his work is amazing, and I've seen a lot of girls that he's done, and a lot of them are models and didn't want anything big, and they look amazing. So it's just something I'm thinking about. And, you know, I'm just thinking about the two to three weeks that I'll have to watch Harry Potter. Or read it. Or read it.

But I would like to hear from any YFTers that did or didn't get boobs and I would love to just hear some feedback. Like how your guys' experience was or just any of that. You gotta be tasteful with the titty. Absolutely. Tasteful titties. That's what we're going for. I will say, I'm not saying I'm not a small person, but I do

have quite a large ass for my frame. And when you go for your consult, they give you the silicone things to put in your bra so you can kind of see what it would look like. quite a large ass for my frame and when you go for your consult they give you like the silicone things to put in your bra so you can kind of see what it would look like and my sister went with me and we were like and we looked and we were like and we were like both like whoa like wait this kind of makes me look smaller because my bottom half is so large compared to like my top half that when it like proportioned me it actually just made everything look like slimmer and better it was pretty crazy i'm all for it i'm not saying

i'm doing it you know it's just something i'm thinking about you just can't go pam anderson on me i would never do that you know i told him like if i have to buy new swimsuit tops i'm gonna be mad at you if i have to buy new bras i'm gonna be mad like i don't want that and he understood he got it he was like very he was great actually all right um so we'll. Like, I don't want that. And he understood. He got it. He was like very, he was great, actually. All right. So we'll see. You know, I don't like to make impulsive decisions. You know this. I like to marinate. I like to weigh my options. So I'm just going to like think about

this and just see. Well, keep us abreast of the situation. Hilarious. I knew I was going to do it. I have a gripe with Instagram okay hey instagram can you tell me why the fuck i can't repost someone's story or real without it being the length of the original post or real and why you have to cut it off i don't understand that what does it matter why can't it be the whole thing

because now it doesn't make any sense usually the end of the story or the end of the reel is a punch line and then all of a sudden i'm reposting something that makes no sense but here's the thing i could i could have my story be as long as i want it to be but if i'm reposting it'll only be 15 seconds it doesn't make any sense instagram do. Because I would like to repost stuff. The worst is when I will repost it and then I'll watch it back and I'm like, oh, it cut off way too early. It makes no sense anymore. Now I have to go delete it. Yeah.

Does that bother you? It does. It's so dumb. Do you know when you post an Instagram story, you can now go back and add tag people after it's been posted. Really? Genius. Didn't know. Someone told me and it's pretty cool. How do you do it? Like if I posted a story about like YFT and forgot to tag you, I could go back to the story,

tap the three little dots in the bottom right-hand corner, and then it gives you a bunch of options. And one of them is add tag. Add mentions? Add mentions. Look at that. You're welcome. So we've decided to do something a little bit different with our YouTube channel recently. Oh.

So I thought I would kind of explain what's going on. We were putting the whole episode up and I don't think anyone was really watching it. It's a little too much probably. No. So what we've decided to do is we've decided to take the best clips of the show, the bits and whatnot and whatnot the highlights if you will the highlights and we've thrown that over on the youtube channel so please go watch all of those maybe if you don't have enough time to listen to the entire podcast you can go in there and then bing bang boom you'll hear the

highlights you'll be caught up with our lives you hear about brandy's new titties and you know make sure you are getting your nails painted the same color of your boyfriend's tip and and then you're ready to go no one's doing no one's doing that i haven't heard a thing about that since you last mentioned it no people are doing it you don't even know look start looking at people's nails no and you know it's really funny about this so we were talking about this last week that the new TikTok trend is that women are getting their nails painted the same color as their boyfriend's tip, which is the color of their pee-pee. And you know what's really funny? And I made a joke of like, you missed the – you were like, it's not the right color. And I was like, yeah, it's more purple.

And then I was like, you missed the vein. You know how girls have accent nails? It's always like the ring finger is the accent nail. That's where you could put the vein. Maybe a little jizz. No. Yes. No.

A little dollop of daisy. You need a job. You have too much time to think about dumb shit. I don't. No, I don't. So you went on a rant last week about like the fucking shitty people on the airplane or whatever fucking west jet airlines so i was on i was on an american flight and i i wouldn't say so much that like they were rude to me but uh you know like i've flown first class enough

oh you were in first class no i wasn't i was in gem pop alexis couldn't afford the first class ticket or what no kidding lexus i wasn't gonna complain though and actually it was fine but um i realized that they do treat you in first class much differently than they treat you completely fucking different and i don't know if i love that two things happened that really kind of grinded my gears okay the first one was you know the girl was doing the like get getting ready to take off this is how you fucking put on a seat belt in case you're an idiot and haven't been in a car since 1975 so she's doing that whole thing like Like I'm buckling. And I'm talking to Sarah being like, Hey babe,

I'm leaving. You know, I'm taking off right now. I love you, whatever. And she fucking turns to me and she goes, you didn't hang up right now. No talking during the demonstration.

And I was like, Sarah goes, what was that? And I go, the stewardess is doing the seatbelt demonstration. And since I have to get off with my wife. So I say this out loud to be kind of a dick or whatnot, but it was just so ridiculous. I was like, what are we doing? And I tell you what, if I was in first class.

That would have happened. Never. No. No one would tell you to do anything. No. one would tell you to do anything no the other thing that really grinded my gears was in first class there's the bathroom went up in the front for the first class people right and then there's the bathroom at the back the Rosa Parks bathroom that everyone in gen pop has to go use and then they put up that screen right yeah the stupid screen which is whatever i get it do you because i don't

i mean i can see through it i can walk through it it literally does nothing doing nothing other than just separating the have from the have-nots all right so dumb the bourgeoisie so there's like five people in the back of the plane waiting and i'm'm like 11 D or what? I'm pretty close to the front, right? Like maybe like five rows back from like that threshold of, of privilege. I, I, I'm like,

I'm going to go to the front. This is ridiculous. There's five people. And like someone was in the first class bathroom, but I was like, whatever. So I walked up and I, you know, I was sitting there in the galley or whatever waiting.

And the guy was, Hey, you know, can you go behind the curtain? And I was like, whatever. So I walked up and I was sitting there in the galley or whatever waiting. And the guy was, hey, can you go behind the curtain? And I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here, guy? Listen. What the fuck is happening here? What the fuck is happening here? My guy. What?

You want me to go behind the the mesh curtain and wait for this fucking asshole to finish taking his shit what are we what are we doing here what are we why so then i i'm like okay but the whole time i'm like i just go back and then the guy finishes and then I go into the bathroom and I'm like this fricking jag off. And then I take a pee pee and I'm done. So then I come out. And at that moment, you know, when they're, um, they're, they're taking the cart up and down the aisle and giving out waters, you know, kind of like the last call or whatever. They're running down and they're, they're in front of my seat. So I couldn't get there, right? So I'm sitting, now I'm back where he did not want me to be.

I'm just hanging out in the galley and I'm just waiting, just sitting there and he goes, hey, you know, can you go back? And I go, hey, hey, hey, Jeremy, come look at this buddy and he's like okay and it kind of peers out from the you know little thing and i go hey what's that right there and he goes what do you mean i go what's what do you think that is right there and he's like that's the that's the cart i go yeah how the fuck am i supposed to get past that jeremy and he goes well i you you can't be up here i go i. I know you don't want me up here because you think that I'm poor, which is fine, but I can't. Do you want me to do a dive

over the motherfuckers? Look, I don't know where you want me to go, guy. I don't want to be up here any more than you want me to be up here. Because let's be honest, I just took a shit. The guy before me just took a shit. It doesn't smell good. shit it doesn't smell great on airplanes all the time baby no i know i didn't take a shit but it's better for the story if i do that anyway so i'm like jare where am i going guy i don't want to be up here either but i'm stuck all right and while we're sitting here waiting let's think about how my bank account has really made you judge me, even though I could afford to be up here, but I've chosen to be with the people.

I'm the Bruce Springsteen of flying. No, you're just cheap. If I'm being honest, there were no upgrades available. And so I was going to say, you're usually in the first one. I know.

Well, this was a lovely story, but can I tell you the real reason you're not allowed to stand in the up in the galley way? Because of 9-11? Yeah. Ever since 9-11, you can't stand up near the pilot's door. It's a security issue. You know, Osama really, I mean, he fucked up a lot of things.

Jesus. Really? I mean, he fucked up a lot of things. Jesus. I never even equated the terror that he would ensue upon all of it. It's funny, though. It is funny. The things that we didn't think about that he would be writing terror upon. Have you heard about the Kansas City Chiefs kicker and his graduation speech. He was the speaker at a graduation. And he spoke, I think, at a very religious college,

but it is the most fucking idiotic speech I've ever heard. He's talking to a bunch of 21-year-old graduates, half men, half women, and he starts talking about how to the women, he's like, I know that your future might include being a businesswoman, but I know what you really want. You want to be a mom. And you want the joy of being a mother.

This is when he's like, Jesus Christ, this is my college graduation. Can we play it a little bit? And, like, people are calling for this fucking guy's job. He goes on a crazy rant, too, about, like, Biden and, like, not being a real Catholic because he's pro-choice. It's beautifully unhinged. And this guy's going to get fired, I think. What's this guy's name? I think it is you.

Harrison Butker. Okay. I want to preface this first. I'm all for you saying whatever you want to say, whenever you want to say it. But when you are giving a commencement speech, you need to be rallying the troops about going to work because that's what you, these fucking kids have been busting their ass for four

years to go work and you're like but you know what you should do you should go be a mom here he is this is just so stupid i think it is you the women who have had the most diabolical lies told to you how many of you are sitting here now about to cross this stage and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career hope all of them some of you are sitting here now about to cross this stage and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career? Hope all of them. Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world. May I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about

your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. What? What a fucking idiot. Have you met a college girl? What they are excited about. idiot. Have you met a college girl? That's not what they are excited about. Who let him do this? Let's let him continue

on with this. Surely he practiced this in front of somebody. I'm sure. What's crazy is that his mother is a doctor, I think. Oh no. What are you fucking talking about, dude? I have an advanced degree and I make a lot of money for this family.

Let's let this fucking antiquated Neanderthal continue his rant to the future of America. I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabel, would be the first to say that her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. Your life, women, doesn't truly start until you start your vocation as my wife and my baby maker. This is at a graduation. This is so bad. By making it to this moment through all the adversity thrown your way from COVID, I hope you learned the important lessons that suffering in this life is only temporary.

As a group, you witnessed firsthand how bad leaders who don't stay in their lane can have a negative impact on society. And furthermore, the ice wall is real and the earth is flat. He goes into COVID shit. While COVID might have played a large role throughout your formative years it is not unique bad policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues things like abortion ivf surrogacy euthanasia as well as a growing i'll tell you who needs to be euthanized, my guy. It's your ass. ...support for degenerate cultural values in media all stem from the pervasiveness of disorder.

Our own nation is led by a man who publicly and proudly proclaims his Catholic faith. Hold on, everybody. I want everyone to know that I hate the fucking president. Here we go. But at the same time is delusional enough to make the sign of the cross during a pro-abortion rally. He has been so vocal

in his... First of all, can you imagine being in the crowd being like, what the fuck is he talking about? I know. What the fuck is happening here? I'm so hungover right now and this fucking bearded kicker is telling me all this shit. What the fuck is he talking about? Report for the murder of innocent babies that I'm sure to many people,

it appears that you can be both Catholic and pro-choice. The world around us says that we should keep our beliefs to ourselves whenever they go against the tyranny of diversity, equity, and inclusion. But not me. I'm going to do it in front of a bunch of fucking 21-year-old graduates. We fear speaking truth because now, now unfortunately truth is in the minority. Congress just passed a bill where stating something as basic as the biblical teaching of who killed Jesus could land you in jail.

I am certain the reporters at the AP could not have imagined that their attempt to rebuke and embarrass places and people like those here at Benedictine wouldn't be met with anger, but instead met with excitement and pride. Not the deadly sin sort of pride that has an entire month dedicated to it. Oh, now I want to talk about the gays and how much I hate them. Here we go. But the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the Holy Ghost to glorify him. I am shook. He talked about wanting some truth.

I'll give you some cold, hard truth, my guy. You're a fucking idiot, and you're going to get fired from kicking. You had one job, and it was to kick a ball through a couple of uprights. You worked about an hour a week, and you're going to get fired now because you are an idiot.

And guess what? Wow. Guess he's a chief. Do you know what fan base loves the chiefs more than anything but also loves pro-choice and women's rights sure do you just you got the fucking swifties coming after you you dip shit you know it's really funny how they treated kim k oh kim dude kim k is like yes i'm an idiot fucking kicker just took took my crown the way that like tiktok works is like the second i find something that i like that i'm going to use for the show i then grab i copy it and then i put it

into my notes and then i'm like okay this is what i want to talk about you know and then tiktok thinks that i really like this thing so then it feeds me more of it. And there's so many women who are like, Hey, remember when you were in college and you were having sex with that male cheerleader? And like, so that's like a new storyline that he was totally had like a gay relationship with,

with a, with the cheerleader. And then he's going in on about like, you have a whole month of pride. You a bunch of sinners. When of course, of course of course the self-loathing homosexual is doing all this and i just think it was beautiful wow and also i like

to put my name in the ring i would love to do a commencement speech and i would never do anything like that okay but i do have some great life lessons to give a bunch of people out there name one always buy the most expensive toilet paper. Really? Yeah. You don't want to get some sandpaper down there, you know? You ever had a chapped ass? Can't say I have.

Not for me. Not for me. Fascinating. Another one. Buy the good camping equipment. You pay for what you get. Not super relatable, but yeah. If you're going to cook bacon, do it with a shirt on.

Okay. Have you ever cooked bacon without a shirt on? No. Can't say I have. It pops up on your titties and a shirt on. Okay. Have you ever cooked bacon without a shirt on? No, I guess I have. It pops up onto your titties and it burns you. No, thank you. I didn't know that. Okay. Any hoot. I'm not sure you should say any of that

at a college convention. I gotta write some stuff. Speaking of college graduations, it just keeps getting better, okay? Also, I don't know if you noticed I said any hoot. I think I'm bringing in any hoot. I don't think you should do that. I'm bringing in any hoot.

I've been using it a lot. I brushed over it in hopes that it would just go away. Any hoot. So this was another graduation where the person that was saying the names, I thought this was like satire for a while, but it's not. The person that was saying the names could not pronounce them correctly. And it wasn't like hard, like, you know, like foreign names that might be difficult for someone. Like she's having trouble with like Rebecca, Jennifer.

And this first one is Allison Nicole Bishop. Okay. Okay. Allison Nicole Bishop. Right? Where is this taking place? It doesn't matter. Alassuna.

Cole. Bisha. You don't know where this is taking place? I don't know. I'll look at it in a second. I don't know. The second name is Sarah Virginia Brennan. Here we go.

Sire. Sire. Uvun. U we go. Sire. Sire. Uvun. Uvun. Jinju Brinan. Jinjun. Sire. Vir.

Jinjun Brinan. Her name is Sarah Virginia Brennan. We're just two in. Here we go. This next one is Maeve. Okay, I can see how Maeve could be hard. No, Maeve's not hard. M-A-E-V-E.

Now, the last name is... Yeah, Maeve Elizabeth Brostoski. Brostoski? Brostoski, yeah. Maeve Elizabeth Brostoski Brostowski? Brostowski? Brostowski, yeah. Brostowski, okay. Maeve Elizabeth Brostowski. Maeve Lee Zubeth Brostowski. You got the last name right.

She got the hardest part. Sort of. Sort of. Elizabeth E. He said it the best. Zubeth. Is she okay? I don't know if she herself is foreign.

Oh, but it's like, do you remember that Key and Peele sketch where it was like, hey, Ron. It's like, my name's Aaron. All right, let's go to the next one. The next one is Molly Elizabeth Camp. Okay. So easy. Bachelor of Science. Molly Elizabeth Camp.

This one, she's got to nail it. Marlena Z Molly Elizabeth Camp. This one, she's got to nail it. Malina Zobeth Komp. Malina Zobeth Komp. Okay, there's only a couple more. Thomas Michael Cannavari Jr. Tom Mume. Tom Mume. Michael Cannavari Jr. Tom Moomey. Tom Moomey. Where the fuck are these lecture letters coming from, lady? All right, Tom Moomey.

Thomas. Someone goes, Thomas. Thomas. Thomas. Thomas. Anyways, just great stuff though, right? Really good. Just, those are some of my favorite things.

Wow. I have watched things. Well, I finally started Dark Matter. It's so fucking good. Right? Yes. I know. How many episodes are you in?

I'm all caught up. I'm caught up. There's only three How many episodes are you in? I'm all caught up. I'm caught up. There's only three now. Yeah, I know. I'm all caught up. Yeah, I hate having to wait ever. I know. The end of the third episode's really good, though.

Really good. Yeah. I remember that part of the book. I was like, oh, no. I know. I know. They're doing a really good job with it because the book is a lot.

That last scene of the last episode was very cool. I read it so long ago that I'm sure it's not the same, but it's everything that I remember. I wonder what people who haven't read the book think about that last scene. I wonder how I would perceive that if I didn't really know what was happening. Yeah.

It's interesting. If you're not watching Dark Matter, what are you doing? I know. It's so good. Yeah. Everybody's so good in it, too. I know. If you're not watching Dark Matter, what are you doing? I know. It's so good. Yeah. Everybody's so good in it, too. I know. Told you.

I'm so happy that Blake Crouch. He did Dark Matter. What else did he do that we loved? He did Wayward Pines, the trilogy. Yeah. The book trilogy. They made that a show. I didn't read that one.

No. Do I need to? You haven't read Wayward Pines? No. Oh, you need to read all of them. Did you ever watch the show? No. Wells.

What? He would love. Oh, I read Recursion. Yeah, that one was good too. That was after Dark Matter. Yeah, it was. You have got to read the Wayward Pines trilogy. I know.

I've read Dark Matter. I've read Rec I know. I've read Dark Matter. I've read Recursion. I've read Abandon. I didn't love Abandon. And I've read Upgrade. I've read everything. Okay. You got to. I mean, Wayward Pines is old at this point, but the whole trilogy is amazing. Okay. And the show was pretty good. I liked the show. It's a little out there, but I really liked it. Okay. What's it about? it's a little end of the world-ish okay um where this this town i think it's called wayward pines this community it's kind of like silo like they think they're the only ones left or something like you can't leave the town and like they they make it seem like you're kind of the only ones there and if you leave the town something

bad could happen or whatever secret service agent ethan burke arrives in wavered pines idaho with a mission locate two federal agent who went missing in the town one month earlier but within minutes of his arrival ethan is involved in a violent accident he comes to in a hospital with no id no cell phone and no briefcase as the days pass pass, Ethan's investigation turns up more questions than answers. Why can't he get any phone calls through to his wife and son in the outside world? Why doesn't anyone believe who he is or who he says he is? And what is the purpose of the electrified fences surrounding the town? Are they meant to keep the residents in or something else out?

Each step closer to the truth takes Ethan farther from the world he knew, from the man he was until he must face a horrifying fact. He may never get out of Wayward Pines alive. Yeah, so like without, I don't think I'm ruining anything, but it turns out

that somebody's done some fucking experiment that's gone wrong where they're experimenting on humans and the humans that they do that with like end up not becoming zombies, but something crazy. Yeah. And it's just really good. I really just really think you would like it.

Okay. I'm going to read that. And it's one of those things where like in the town, like if you ask questions, like they get rid of you. So it's like, that's why everyone acts like everything's great. And like the town is perfect and their lives are great but like clearly something's not right you know you know you should go live in that town that kicker that guy

that fucking guy also if i was graduating and the commencement speaker was a fucking kicker i'd be like what is this come on can we get the quarterback true the tight end the patrick mahomes though right i don't think i want him speaking on my speech at my graduation yeah well i don't think so travis kelsey i don't want him either he would just stand up there and be like you gotta fight for your right! To party! And that's all he would say, and then he would leave. Is he dating a Beastie Boy? Because I thought he was dating Taylor Swift, and that's a Beastie Boy song.

Yeah, but that's what he does after he wins and shit. Oh. He's like, you don't know about that? He did this at the parade, and he was absolutely shit-faced and it was like a whole moment on viral and tiktok no great but you do have to fight for your right to party and if you're a woman you have to fight for your right to have a career apparently apparently i watched a pretty messed up movie and it was one that like i wasn't sure if i wanted to watch but i was on that flight and i've kind of seen everything now so i finally did it i watched miller's girl the jenna ortega film that is kind of controversial oh i've never heard of it a

creative writing assignment yields complex results between a teacher and his talented student, Miller's Girl, starring Jenna Ortega and Martin Freeman. So Martin Freeman is an older guy, and he's her high school English teacher, right? Okay. And they're in like this small town of Tennessee. Um, and she's really, really smart. She's like a Wunderkin, like she's like a pro, like a writing prodigy. He's a kind

of a failed author turned teacher. And she kind of falls in love with them. She gets obsessed with them, right? They start a relationship that you're kind of uncomfortable with, but you're not really sure if it really is inappropriate. It's like kind of on the line. Miller, the teacher, his wife is like a high-powered author. It's really good writing because it's all about these just like, you know, these like nerdy lit people and so like the way that they speak and like what they're quoting and everything is just it's a lot of just like beautiful writing and stuff but i would say it also is a little pretentious

like you're like no one fucking speaks like that even if you are like a super smart person you're not really speaking like that especially a high school kid and there is kind of like an uncomfortable sex scene between him and jenna ortega um okay but i will say the twist is pretty fucking good and the end of it's like whoa i can't believe that's what that they were going with that and yeah's pretty crazy. And it's like open-ended too. Like makes you think like, what do you think happened? If you're into like kind of indie films and ones that make you a little uncomfortable, but like really great writing, I'd check it out. If this subject matter makes you feel uncomfortable, which I totally understand, it made me feel a little uncomfortable. This, maybe this movie is not for you,

but it definitely was like the first movie I've seen in a very long time that reminded me of what movies used to be which were like when you had like indie films that like were just like fucked up subject matter and it wasn't like explosions and superheroes and it was just like a story you know yeah it was like that where i was like oh i i forgot how much i enjoyed indie films like this. Okay, cool. So I enjoyed it, yes. Check it out. It's a little fucked up. I watched a movie that I would just do not watch on the plane,

and that's a movie called Butcher's Crossing. Well, it sounds horrible. Starring Nick Cage. Oh, God. It's got some things that I like. I like westerns. You know, I grew up liking westerns. This is a western, and Nick Cage plays a buffalo hunter.

It's right there. I'm not sure if I love so much. An Ivy League dropout travels to the Colorado wilderness where he joins a team of buffalo hunters on a journey that puts his life and sanity at risk, based on the highly acclaimed novel by John Williams. who's been in a lot of stuff. He's a really good actor. He was in News of the World. He was in The Woman in the Window.

He was in Fear Street. He was in The Pale Blue Eye. He kind of plays like a lot of scary movies. So this kid kind of graduates, I think college maybe or high school, and he's like, I kind of want an adventure. So he goes out to Colorado and he wants to go on a buffalo hunt. And he meets Nick Cage,

who's like the rough and tumble bad boy in town who like doesn't listen to anybody. And he basically funds Nick Cage's crazy expedition to like this one valley up in Colorado mountains that no one's ever seen where all the buffalo kind of come together. There's a scene when they're going across the plains to get to the mountains

and they come across a little a little uh house and they go inside and they realize that indians had come in and done some damage you see the guy the dead man is holding what looked like testicles and nick cage says says the line they cut the poor bastard's balls off. That's a real thing that happened in that story, in that movie. And that's when I was like, oh, this is terrible. And then it just turns into a lot of graphic killing of buffaloes, which they seem lovely creatures that we probably shouldn't have killed off in the first place. So kind of midway through when there was just a lot of murder and a bald Nick Cage saying things like, they cut the bored bastards balls off.

I said, I think I've had enough. So I wouldn't suggest Butcher's Crossing. Okay. Yeah. It was a weird flight back from Pinehurst, I got to tell you. I love that for you. You know what I love right now about my TikTok algorithm? Here we go.

It's a lot of videos of British people trying biscuits and gravy for the first time and being completely and utterly blown away by it. Yeah, it's the best fucking thing ever. Agreed. But can you imagine if you'd never had biscuits and gravy and in your mind biscuits to them are like cookies exactly so every time they're like i didn't think the biscuits were gonna taste like this they're more like scones and they're like this is so good and with the hot it's so funny to see brit people be like, what the fuck is this? What is this?

Wow. I wonder how you arrived at this. I don't know, but I love it. The other one that I do love is when British people have barbecue for the first time. Have you seen that? No. When they go to like Austin, Texas, and they have like fucking barbecue for the first time. They, because their food's so shit.

Sorry, guys. It is. It's terrible. It's bland and crap. Yeah. And then they come over here and they're like. They're like, wow, this is why you guys are all 8 million pounds overweight. Like, we got barbecue over there.

This is going to be shite. And then they have it and they're like, holy shit balls. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I saw this question. I think Tom Holland asked it. What is quintessential American food? I feel like burger and fries.

Okay. But that's from Hamburg. Steak and fries. Okay. Steak and mashed potatoes. What are fries full name? But they're not French. They are.

I think they are. But you can't get them in France. Yeah, you can. Steak frites, for sure. Yeah, but I've never had actual French fries in France. They're like healthy potatoes or some shit. Whatever. It's totally different.

Here's the thing, though. I do not think cheeseburger and I do not think French fries are American. We've Americanized it, but I don't think that's American. And we did it better because their fries fucking suck. For sure. Like American french fries. Yeah, I agree. To me, that's so American.

Yeah. So I think that's out. Steak and potatoes? Yeah, but I think that also could be probably like Irish? Well, it all came from somewhere. For sure. Because everybody in America came from there. Okay, so this is...

But when you go to like an American restaurant, those are the things on the menu. Okay, I'm going to tell you what I think is truly American fare. Okay. I think smoked barbecue is very American. Certain places in America, though. Like you can't get that in New York. Yeah, but it's America. And yes, you can get barbecue in New York. You can get everything in New York. I mean, you can, but it's america and yes you can get barbecue in new

york you get everything in new york i mean you can but it's like not good and like not common i know i'm just saying like what do you think are truly american meals italians are pasta french people are like butter you know like indian has curry like you know like Indian has curry like you know like everyone's got the thing Americans I think

this is what I think I think Americans is barbecue and the other one I think is fried chicken that's a very yeah fried chicken for sure such an American thing

is fried chicken it is yeah for sure I feel like steak though is just like yeah number one yeah we do love steak we had a lot of we had a lot of beef out here which is crazy we killed the buffalo then we replaced them

with other buffalo why don't we just keep the buffalo here i actually don't like the way buffalo tastes at all i bet you it's better for you though yeah it doesn't taste good it tastes too gamey to me yeah that's probably true that's probably true Have you heard about how they're cloning woolly mammoths again? No. I guess like Indian elephants are like 99.89% exact same genetic material as what woolly mammoths are. as what woolly mammoths are. And they've got some woolly mammoth genetics and they're able to plug in the genome and the RNA and the DNA to an impregnate,

I think like an Indian elephant to recreate woolly mammoths. And their plan is, which is pretty interesting, their plan is to go put it up, put all these up into like Siberia, Alaska, up north. Because I guess when they all went extinct, it ruined the megafauna that lived up there. I guess they like patted down the ice and then like ate the foliage and stuff like up there.

So it kept it colder up there, I guess. So it would help with the global warming issue, which I think is interesting. Yeah. I'm down. I'm down to see a woolly. Yeah. You know? Pretty cute. They seem like lovely creatures.

Yeah. So anyways, that's all I got. Grasping. Yeah. That's for us. But here's the thing though. That was an episode where we didn't have a lot of stuff, but I feel like I really brought some entertaining shit.

You really did. You know, for sure. So, all right, we should go. Yeah. I have some,

I have some music. Great. What do you got for us, Brandino? Oh, I was just listening to Spotify on my way home. Just listening to Spotify. Just listening to Spotify. And this song by a guy named Chase Beckham came on. Chase, he spells it C-H-A-Y-C-E because he wants to be difficult.

I hate that. It's kind of cool though. Is this, he doesn't look like he's David Beckham's son. No, I don't think so. But the song I liked is called 23. Okay. You want to go out on it? I don't mind giving it a play. You want to go out on it? Yeah. He's got a really cool voice. Okay.

I love it. Let's listen to a little bit of it then bring it down, talk about what we're doing and then bring it back up. Okay. You like that? up. Okay. You like that? Yeah. Sure. Kind of a Zach Bryan thing.

I like his voice better, actually. Do you? I like you, Chase. I hate the way you spell your name, but, you know, I get it. There might be another Chase Beckham out there, you know? There might be. Yeah. All right, what do you got coming up?

I already told you. I'm like, hang out on Saturday. And then then like edc on sunday um and then i come home for a few days and then i play in dallas on may 25th to kick off memorial day weekend and also my birthday weekend playing at a place called village beach club i think um today show come hang and then on my birthday the 26th i'm playing a day show in Nashville. I spot on Broadway called Friends Bar. It's Scarf Stoom Bar. And then I get a little breaky. Yeah, it's to get your titties done.

No, no, it's later. Oh, okay. Yeah. Very cool. Did you get me a birthday gift? Tomorrow's my birthday. I know it's your birthday. Did you get me a gift?

I know it's your birthday. What are you doing? Golf? Yep, I'm going to Bend, Oregon to play Band of Dunes with my brother Brett, Ben Higgins, and Dean Unglert. Cute. There will be a lot of good content. Great.

I love that for you since you know you're going to be a content golfer. This is my new job. I love it. Cute. Alright, you're going to be a content golfer I got a new this is my new job I love it alright YFTs we love you we love y'all we haven't done some fuck you very much just please go rate and review

give us a fuck you very much we'll do those next week I think yeah queen also fuck that kicker. You know? Yeah. Fuck that guy.

As a Raider fan, I love having a reason to hate anyone from the fucking Kansas City Chiefs. Okay. Great. Women can do

whatever they want. You don't have to have kids. All right? You can be doctors. You can be lawyers. You can be lawyers. You can be DJs. You can be DJs. You can be podcast hosts. You can be authors.

Scientists. You're not baby making machines. Astronauts. Astronauts. Sex workers. You can do whatever you want. Okay. Don't let some fucking kicker tell you what you can and can't do all right i'll die on this hill send the swifties after him that's right i want the right side of history on this yeah okay bye

bye Bye He's good Yeah I like him a lot Yeah good call You know the thing I love about Zach Bryan Is his songwriting Yeah Yeah He is a good songwriter

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