Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The Ass Turd Show

Episode Date: October 16, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi is losing her mind and drowning in feces as she attempts to single-parent ten animals, and Wells is recovering from a drunken Nashville weekend and struggling to move forward with his erotic grandparent bit after receiving mixed reviews. Wells woke up early after a redeye to record the pod, only to get no response from Brandi who was busy riding horses – literally her only excuse not to answer her phone, and this includes when she is riding Reinhardt. After Ass Turd poops on the floor during recording, Wells has no choice but to forgive Brandi who has officially reached her dog-poo limit. The hosts share some of their least favorite things like people who follow over 1,000 Twitter accounts (don’t your thumbs hurt?), watches that make your wrist look like a little bitch, and people attempting to recreate classic movies. They also discuss some of their new fave things such as the Grey’s spinoff, Private Practice, and “Sophia” Turner’s role in X-Men. And lastly, make sure to leave YFT a 5-star review so that Wells can read it while on the toilet. Thanks, guys!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers!    ANCIENT NUTRITION– Get $10 off at AncientNutrition.com when you use promo code YFT AUDIBLE– Start listening with a 30-day Audible trial, and choose 1 audiobook and 2 Audible Originals absolutely free. Visit Audible.com/YFT or text YFT to 500-500. ARTICLE– Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT

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Hi. Oh, there she is. how are you i'm okay what's wrong i just am very overwhelmed with my life right now and i don't there aren't enough hours in the day and my brain is just at full capacity and things are just like slipping through the cracks like today and I just I don't like it alright so I wanted to be mean to you and make fun of you

and I'm sure you still can you pull this shit and then I feel bad about making fun of you there's a lot of responsibilities on my plate and I am not trying to sound ungrateful or anything cause I it's so great having all these animals here. And I like I really do love it. It's just it's a big adjustment. And it's just me. It's six horses and four dogs against me all the time. And it's always something I spend an hour and a half down there every morning. And

when I come up like one of the dogs has peed on my bed. Or like one of them had diarrhea in the middle of the night all over the rug at 2.45 in the morning after I had already had no sleep. And I had to get up and clean it up in the middle of the night. And it's just me. And it's just a lot of work. You're like a zookeeper. Yeah. I feel like a single mom with like 10 kids. Yeah.

That's what I feel like. Yeah. All right. Well, I feel bad for you. But I'm still annoyed because for everyone out there listening we were supposed to be recording this morning two hours ago and i was on a red eye last night from nashville after a long weekend of drinking and partying at a wedding sounds nice i got my happy ass up at 8.30 to come in here and record. And I'm texting Brandi and no one's responding.

And I know you were riding your horse, which is... I was on the horse. Because when you don't respond to me, the only reason why you don't ever respond to me is because you're riding a horse, I feel like. That's probably true. It's like the one time I don't really, I have my phone on me. Either riding a horse or riding a Reinhardt. Those are the two times that I don't get responses from Brandi. You have a way higher chance that I would answer the phone while having sex

than answering the phone while riding my horse. Priorities. And to make matters worse, today's my anniversary. So I'm supposed to be like doing a bunch of stuff that's romantic. Like what? What are you guys going to do? Well, actually, because I've started to see Brandeis slip a little bit, I knew that today was going to be a longer day of me editing this thing and putting it out.

So I've actually pushed my anniversary surprise until tomorrow. What? Is it like a full day thing? So this company reached out to me a while ago. They're called the Picnic Collective. What they do is they set up really cool picnics wherever you want. And they kind of like cater the whole thing and like bring in everything and like make it really special looking. And they hit me up a while ago about it and be like, you know, do you ever want to use this?

Let us know. And I kind of forgot about it. And then Sarah and I were like talking about like, what do you want to do for our anniversary? And we both kind of didn't have anything because we were just in Nashville traveling. And then I remember that these people reached out. So I'll have like a full report back on like how dope or not dope this thing. But it looks really, really cute. I've just told her like, hey, listen, we're going somewhere tomorrow.

Wear like a sundress or something. It'll be romantic. That sounds so nice. Yeah. So we'll see how it goes well listen i forgive you okay all of it swells if it makes you feel any better i'm actually sending a gift to your house this week really yeah why oh just you know i just love you guys so much no this is some deal that you've got going on that yes it is not Not at all. No, it's not.

Nope. But be on the lookout for a package this week. Excited. We went to Katie Stevens' wedding over the weekend. She's on, I think you've met her before. She's on the show The Bold Type. I think we have a lot of mutual friends. Yeah.

She lives in Nashville. And the guy that she marries, this guy named Paul, who was in the band called Boys Like Girls. Yep. It was a star-studded event. Was it? Kind of. Yeah, it was cool. Anyways, it was so much fun.

It was out in Franklin, which is like a beautiful part of Nashville and then or outside of Nashville. And then went to the beer fest on Sunday and just got absolutely demolished. Now I feel like I think I'm the only person that gets this. But like when I drink too much over the weekend, like my glands hurt. Does that ever happen to you? Everything hurts when I drink, like for two days, solid. I'm ready to do the pod. You want to start her up? Oh, yeah.

We should probably start the show. Yeah. Me or you? Bros and me. Oh, okay. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with? Wells and Brandy. YFT 073.

We're an inch and closer to episode hundo. We got to do something really special for episode 100. Yeah, maybe that's when we should do the live show. We have to. Yeah. That's a great idea. But where do we do the live show? Do we do it in Nashville or do we do it in LA?

Where do you think we can get more people to come? I think Nashville. Really? Yeah. I mean, honestly, maybe not even either. Maybe we go somewhere like Chicago.

Yeah, or New York. Or New York. New York. Well, we got to figure out. We got to do some math. We got some schematics. I don't know. Pull some sort of graphs up

to figure out exactly when that's going to be and then maybe we'll do it. I don't know. I like it. I like the idea. By the way, so Grandpa reads an intensely erotic novel. A lot of controversy. be and then yeah maybe we'll do it i don't know i like it i like the idea by the way so grandpa

reads an intensely erotic novel a lot of controversy a lot of controversy and it's so funny because i thought it was going to be a home run no matter what i thought it was the funniest thing i thought it was so good so i was seeing a lot of people on by the way we've got a couple good fuck you very much as i saw by the way because of that segment no no and i think the people are getting it, they're like, we're gonna give them five stars. We're gonna talk shit because we want to be on the podcast.

And I think that's what it is. Or they're just like really mean. And that's also funny. But I was seeing a lot of like positive reviews on the iTunes reviews about it. And then I was seeing a lot of like DMs being like, don't ever do that again. That was so cringeworthy.

Yeah. And then I went on the YFT podcast Instagram and I did one of those polls and I said, do you want me to keep doing this or not? And I did it in the old man voice and everything. And I thought for sure it was going to be like overwhelming, like keep doing it. That's funny. It was and it was like 60 to 40, somewhere around there to not do it. But then some company, I don't even know, they're called Cartuna Radio.

And they- They put up that animation. Yeah, they made a cartoon out of it. That's just insane. I have to say the cartoon, if you haven't seen it, I tweeted it out at Wells Adams. You can go look at it there or just go to- We gotta put it on the YFT Instagram.

I know. I sent it to the YFT Instagram page. So whoever kind of runs that other than us can put it up it's so much better with the cartoon because it's like this old man reading a bedtime story to brandy and i it's so creepy and it's so south parky and funny so i don't really know like now i want to keep doing it because i want them to make more of these cartoons but maybe we've got to come up with a different bit. Let's sit on it. Like you sit on two fingers, Brandi. I wouldn't say I sit on them.

All right. Well, I mean, I'll come up with some other ideas for it, but like, anyway, so yeah, go to the YFT Podcast Instagram page to watch this video because it is so freaking funny. And thank you, Cartooner Radio, for doing that. They're awesome. They're awesome.

You got some fave things, bro? You're going to hate it. Okay. Okay. So I'm obsessed with Grey's Anatomy. Duh. Okay. Everyone is except Wells.

It's fine. I never knew that there was a Grey's Anatomy spinoff called Private Practice. Oh, wow. And usually spinoffs are not very good, but this one's pretty great. Yeah? Yeah. So for all of the Grey's fans out there that have seen it since day one,

and I'm sure you guys already know about this, because I'm just late to all the parties, but you know, Hulu, we were watching something, and it was rolling to the next show, which is so cool. It just rolled on into this, and I was like, wait, I recognize these characters. And it was Addison Montgomery, Dr. Shepard's ex,

and it's her show. It's her spinoff. She moves to L.A. and joins this private practice. And it's, I don't know, it's so great. I love it so much. It cures my, like, I need more grays in my life. Like the one episode a week isn't doing it for me. And so now I get to like watch this whole other series and get my grays fixed.

It's really nice. Okay. I'm cool with that. How long has it been going for? I thought Astra was peeing in the floor, but she's not. But she's sniffing. I feel like she's doing to do something. Probably.

Astra, I'm watching you. Little snot. Good. She's such a little little snot how long has it been going for private practice is it new no it's been out i i'm assuming like one oh astra oh yeah dude she has reached her limit by the way like, you guys now know Brandy pretty well, but I really know Brandy, and I know this has pushed her to the edge. And she's losing it. She used to be so prompt, always, like, on time for podcasts the past couple. I now have to go clean up some dog shit.

Give me three minutes. Yeah, I'll do something else. This is my life right now she's fucking losing it guys she's not equipped for this all right oh my god it's every day i'm hearing about how the dog is shitting everywhere you know what i might do i might just i'm gonna i'm gonna buy her some other animal like an alpaca or a llama. I feel like those are in vogue right now. I'm going to send it on over to Franklin, Tennessee and be like, here you go.

Here's another animal. Shit, you got to clean up. Oh man, I feel so bad for her. But like, that's what it is. Can we just really quickly talk about people who follow like 80,000 people on Twitter? What the fuck is happening? Also, is there a program that allows you to do that? Because how do you have enough time in the day to go follow

that many people? Your thumb must be exhausted. Every once in a while, I'll get like a blue checkmark person that's following me. And I'm like, oh, who is this? You know? And I'll go to that person's page and they'll have like 400,000 followers and they'll be also following 200,000 people. What? What the fuck is happening? Also, what does your feed look like? Are you kidding me? Are you interested in anything that's happening on Twitter? I just don't trust anyone whose standards are that low, okay? Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula. Follow 400 people, okay? If you're over 1,000, that's too much, all right? Because all the good stuff that you like falls through the cracks. And if you're following that many people so more people follow you, well, no thank you, sir. Unfollow. Because you're thirsty. You're a thirsty verified check

mark and I don't like it. So, see you later, alligator. Also, I just said see you later, alligator, which hadn't said since I was seven. So, losing it. Anyway, I got some good stuff I want to tell you guys about, but I want to wait for Brandon to get here so I can, like, tell her about it, you know? But you gotta clean up shit. You gotta go clean up shit. It's that shit time, you know? Not only was she two hours late to do the podcast, but now she's leaving it in the middle

of it to go clean up shit. The other thing I want to talk about, but I'd, like, rather do it while she's not here so she doesn't, like, kind of give me shit about it, but, like, last episode I was talking about how I was kicking ass at fantasy football. Immediately, immediately, immediately, instant karma lost this week. Who did I lose to? Was it the Goose? Oh, Ben Higgins.

Even worse. He doesn't care about any of this. So remember last week, I was kind of talking some trash about how I was just killing it in fantasy football? Yeah. And immediately, of course, this week, I lose because that's how the universe works you know so how does fantasy football work exactly okay really i think there's a lot of girls that probably don't know okay so it's so dumb it's so dumb okay and i don't know why we do it i really don't know why we do it because you guys bet is there involved? There is, but we're also putting a lot of it

to charity, which is wonderful, but also... I mean, yeah, I'm happy for the charity, but if I win, I'm going to want the money, you know? Yeah. So how it works is one night before the season starts, all your dipshit friends

come over, you have a drawing of who gets to go first and who gets to go last and everywhere in between and then round one starts and the guy that gets to pick first goes first and he picks someone and then whoever gets to go second picks somebody and you gotta pick a player you gotta pick a quarterback generally that's how it works you gotta pick a quarterback you gotta pick two running backs two wide wide receivers, a tight end, a defense, and a kicker. Oh, and you get a flex player. So that can be either a running back or a wide receiver.

And you go and you pick all these people and then you put them on your team and you can kind of, and so you can pick more than that, right? So you can like move people out. And there's also bi-weeks, of course. So like you can't have the same quarterback play every single week because there's two weeks. It's so confusing. I know.

It's so dumb. It's so dumb. So how do you get points? So let's say for a running back, every time he runs the ball, there's a point or I don't know how much it is. And for every yard he gets, he gets points. And then for like, if you score a touchdown, it's like seven points. So you want people that score a lot of points and get a lot of yards, right?

Got it. And like, if you're a quarterback, however many yards you throw for, you get points for. And if you throw touchdowns, you get positive points. If you throw interceptions, you get negative points. And I went against Ben Higgins, who loved to death,

but he doesn't give a shit about any of this. No. He's interested in saving the world and making coffee and building shitters in Guatemala or something. Honduras.

He doesn't care about this, but you know who does? I do. And he beat the Bricks. Do you? Kinda. Like, I just don't like to lose, and I'm losing to Ben Higgins. Yeah. You know?

Totally. And you know what his football name is? What? Tons of tears. You're like, oh, God. Unlovable. So emo. I know.

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And my barber, shout out to Angel Hernandez, was telling me about a show on Amazon called The Boys. Have you heard about it? No. Okay, so I ripped through this series in one day. What? No joke. It's a group of vigilantes set out to take down corrupt superheroes who abuse their powers.

So imagine if we lived in a world where superheroes did exist. But in this world, the superheroes are, well, celebrities. And for the most part, a lot of celebrities are kind of shitty. They want as much fame as possible. They don't want other people getting more fame than them. And so that's how these superheroes are. They're all just like super thirsty, fame hungry bitches. And the first episode, so there's the seven, the seven, like the seven best superheroes in the world.

There's a lot more than them, but these are the seven best, right? And so one drops out. And so they're bringing in like this new girl who's really pretty and young. The first episode is the most me too thing of the basically the Aquaman of the seven is like you have to do sex stuff to me if you want to like be in the in the seven and everything. It's like, so it's very much kind of like if Hollywood were superhero. It's kind of what it's like. How it all starts is Jack Quaid,

who's Randy Quaid's son. He is just a normal guy working at like effectively a radio shack. And he's talking to his girlfriend and on like the side of the street and he's like holding her hands.

And then all of a sudden, she, she didn't laugh, but it's not real, she disintegrates into just a ball of blood and bones and stuff, and it's because, it's because the guy who's the Flash was running, ran into her, and she exploded, and. Very interesting. You know, they try to, like, pay him off him off and everything to like not press charges against, you know, the company. And he's like, no, I'm not going to do that. Like starts delving into like why this is happening and where he was going.

And it wasn't to go save someone's life. It was to a strip club. And it's just really, really, really good. So Amazon original The Boys. Go check it out. I uh you'll like it also little side note here like remember i was talking about succession last a week about adam mckay and will ferrell are the eps on it well the creators of this one is seth rogan and evan goldberg who have done a million things together so you can see how it's very funny and very good so check it out

totally uh you know what i watched you've probably already seen it is the x-men dark phoenix movie did you ever see that yeah i did sophia turner is really really good in it is it sophia or sophie sophie turner you're right sophie turner or is it the same or is sophia do you hear the little shit i'm trying to get through the doggy door right now do Do you not love this dog anymore? I love her to death, but I'm very upset that she just shit in the floor because I took her out right before we started and told her

to go poo-poo and she did not. Mm. Going back to Succession, I watched the last episode last night, the season finale of season two, and oh my God. People were loving that show. Did you jump on board already?

I tried again to watch the first episode of season one and I didn't make it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Did I tell you about the new Stephen King book I'm reading this week?

No, you're really loving Stephen King. I'm on a Stephen King kick. And here's the thing. I don't know. Like, does that make me like a lazy reader that if I like love Stephen King? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't. I don't really know either.

I guess I should be reading like Das Goyeski and, you know, like, you know, or whatever. But it's entertaining. And it's also like I like sci-fi. So this book that I'm reading is called The Institute. It's like his brand new one. Yeah, I think I've seen it on the shelves. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'll give you kind of like a quick rundown of it, but I'm like loving the beginning of it. So there's this guy who's on this airplane and he's on the airplane and they do that thing of, we oversold it, we'll give you $800. We'll

give you $1,600. We'll give you $2,500 if you leave. He's like, you know, fuck it. And he takes the money and he's, you kind of find out he's like unemployed. He used to be a cop, but he got fired from the force. Not really sure why. So he's like, you know, I'm gonna take this money. I don't have a job. So I'm like work my way back to New York and just take my time. And he comes across this like really small town and he sees a flyer for a job called a night knocker. Do you know what a night knocker is? Uh, no, I can guess. Yeah. What do you think a night knocker is? Sounds like a prost guess. Yeah, what do you think a night knocker is? Sounds like a prostitute. Yeah, no, it's not, actually.

It's the opposite. So I guess back in the day, a night knocker was someone who kind of, like, worked for the police force, and they'd walk around town, and they'd knock on the door, and if something bad was happening or you were in trouble, you would yell out and be like, Help! And if you don't do anything, then you're fine. The night knocker would, like, put a checkmark. He'd walk through the town, and he like, help. And if you don't do anything, then you're fine. The night knocker would put a check mark. He'd walk through the town and he'd walk back. So this guy, his name's Tim, he becomes a night knocker in town. And one night he hears gunfire. And then cut to, there's this family that's living in the town. And this little boy, he's 12 years old. And he's

at like a school for really gifted kids. He's like way over a genius. He's about to go to MIT. He's gotten into MIT. He's aced his SATs. But there's also another thing of every time he gets a little angry, doors shut around him or plates fly off the cupboard. So he's special in some way. And one night, a couple guys break into his house. They kill his parents.

They drug the little boy. And he wakes up in a room that looks break into his house. They kill his parents. They drug the little boy. And he wakes up in a room that looks exactly like his room. But there's no window. The posters are brand new, whereas in his house, they were old. Effectively, he has now been moved over to this institute where there's a bunch of other gifted kids. And it's not looking good for the kids, is what I'm going to say. That's where I am right now but it's kind of like if the x-men yeah if professor x was a dick and like made those kids go there and it wasn't great you know right so anyways yeah the institute good stuff okay

i've almost picked up the outsider book so many times but i just feel like if i do that i'm not gonna like the show as much oh yeah the yeah. The Outsider was messed up. Yeah, I think I need to hold out and wait till the show comes out because my buddy Mark's in it. Oh, he is? Yeah, remember? Manchaca?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's where I read the books because he told us about it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello. Sorry, that's a long time ago. So I kind of don't want to read the book

because I want to watch the show and I want it to be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's that coming out? I don't want to read the book because I want to watch the show. I'm like, I want it to be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's that coming out? I don't know, actually. I should text him and ask. Speaking of The Institute by Stephen King, guess how I'm absorbing that book? You're listening to it.

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Oh, I love when you're confused about fashion. Yes. Okay. Why are guys' watches way too big nowadays? They're gigantic. Are they? Yes. They're always like, they're like

this big on their wrist. It's huge. Well, at least you'll be able to see the time. No one is using watches for time anymore. It's purely just to look rich and cool because you got a phone. The bigger the watch, the more it probably costs.

I guess, but it makes your wrist look like a little bitch. I'm sorry. I don't understand this thing. It's a thing, too. Yeah, it is. It's also like the guys that are doing that thing. I don't know. What? Have small dicks, probably? No, that's not what I was going to say.

Probably a lot probably a lot of flat bill hats going on i could see it you know yeah i don't know very interesting not a big watch guy i'm not a watch guy at all and it was funny because when i was doing that emmy red carpet stuff they send over like the questionnaire of like who you wearing all that kind of stuff and one of the questions is what watch are you wearing? All that kind of stuff. And one of the questions is, what watch are you wearing? I don't wear a watch, you know, but I guess it's a thing that there's so little things that you can accessorize for a guy and you should be wearing a watch.

Totally. And it's also, it makes it so you can do that, that stupid pose that every guy does. Cause there's only six poses guys can do on red carpets. And that's fucking grab your cuff and like, look at your watch like because guys do that ever no they don't if you did that i would die i'm gonna do i gotta do it but like

not have a watch on and be like whoa what time is it oh check out my movement watch oh lord it's true though. Speaking of live podcasts. Oh, yeah. I'm going back out with Caitlin Bristow for a few shows. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, she's doing, like, I think more than double the amount of shows we did in the spring. And I can't do them all, but I am excited to do the Texas dates. I feel like a lot of our listeners are from, are live in Texas.

And I've had a lot of people DM me and say, big YFT here, real pumped to see you in Texas. Yeah. So I feel like, I just, I don't know. I feel like 2020, we might need to do a little podcast tour run. All right, we'll see. I don't know.

But I will say this. You need to somehow work in YFT into every episode you're doing of Caitlin's show. Okay. We need to siphon some of those fucking people into our show. I feel like we have. Well, we need more of them. Clearly, because the people coming to her show listen to our podcast.

Yeah, that's true. You want to do Fuck You Very Much? Yeah, I do. I want to hear some of these. These were cracking me up yesterday. Okay, here's a real Fuck You Very Much. I think that they just don't like us. Subject line could use dot, dot, dot.

Also, your name on this is 112-1190, so probably a robot. Yeah, definitely. They said raunch factor hit a new low this week. Yeah, fair, but it was funny. And also like combat that. All right. I was crying laughing during the grandpa reading of the erotic novel. Between the grandpa voice

and Brandy's reaction, pure gold. So that was from the jam harder, the best. And then so great. By far the only podcast I listen to religiously every week. Wells and Brandy are absolutely hilarious

and they balance each other out very well. Simply put, it makes me laugh but also gives good recommendations. Keep on doing the grandparents accent. So let's see some people liking it, you know? Some people love it. So this is from Ernst Soya Boy,

which why does everyone's screen name suck on reviews? And five stars. So thanks for that. But the subject line is so dumb. The Two Fingers episode sucked. I mean, so, so bad.

Almost an hour of listening to Wells fire off incoherent ramblings at a breakneck pace as if it's a lightning round or something. And then when he finally comes up for air, all Brandy has to say in response is that her dog, Ass Turd, is pissing all over everything. Good times. Five stars. So I don't know if that's them making fun of us or not. But also, I love that your dog's nickname is Ass Turd. I mean, that's what she is right now after pooping in the house.

Here's one from Rebecca. Dot, dot, dot. Ah. Five stars. Thanks for that. But then, like, the eye roll emoji. Three of them. We get it.

Wells and Brandy with an eye. Your music and other entertainment tastes are so, asterisk, so unique and well-cultivated and well-educated highbrow people would understand. Well, this is definitely the emo kid you went to high school with who thought bright eyes was just so translucent. Fuck yeah, I did, by the way. I love the bright eyes.

What are you talking about? Conor Over's the shit. Brandy is a classic, I'm a woke feminist who would feel shocked and offended if you called out the prejudiced rubbish that dribbles out of her mouth. Wow. I do find it quite humorous that their fans haven't caught on that Wells and Brandy are constantly making fun of them.

Not true at all, but okay. Who is this person and why do they even listen to us? Here's how she ends. That being said, it's one of my favorite podcasts to hate to listen to. I never miss an episode. What does that mean? I don't know, but I like it. I don't know but i like it i don't understand

so i think that's because we're like talk shit to us so we'll read it on the air i don't know maybe i don't know that that one was like pretty dark i know but now next time your dog goes and shits on the on the ground are you gonna say ass turd yeah i am seriously i know i talk about this a lot but i just have so many people that dm me that are yf2 years that say that they have gone to see a dermot kennedy show oh yeah that we played on the pod and they just like people love him yeah like i've had he's on tour right now so i just get i literally get dm'd almost every single day of people saying they went to the show and and like this girl where'd she go um god i don't know how to say her name.

Kirstabin is her Instagram name. She was like, literally, she was like, I cried twice during the show. Like, thank you so much. I listen to him because of your podcast. Like people really love him. It's really great. Dermot Kennedy better send some royalties or something on over. I'm not getting.

You got any other fave things? One of my favorite things is eight hours of sleep,. I'm not getting. You got any other fave things? One of my favorite things is eight hours of sleep, which I'm not getting. Yeah. I kind of cut you off. I don't know what happened. Or maybe the dogs are shitting. I don't know. So the Rise of the Phoenix.

Oh, yeah. Sophie Turner. I was just saying Sophie Turner. I said her name wrong. She's really good in it. Yeah. I listen to her so much on Game of Thrones. It's like I can hear every single time she slips in her British accent.

Yeah. But she does a pretty good job with the American accent. I don't know. I was just really impressed. I mean, that movie, she carried that movie. You know what I mean? Well. Like, that movie was about her character, and she did such a good job.

I was just really impressed. All right. Did you like that movie? I did. But also, I grew up a gigantic X-Men fan, and the Phoenix Saga is such a big part of that story that it's like, it's really just hard to live up to what the comics were, and even the cartoon was way back in the day

because it was just such a thing. That to be said, I saw Aladdin on the airplane last night, and here's my thing. It's still, I know the songs. It was still fun to go into that world, but why as a production company would you try to recreate that? Because you can't recreate that,

one, because Robin Williams is dead and there's just no way. Why Will Smith decided to try to take on that role is crazy to me because you can never do what Robin Williams did. Also, Will Smith isn't funny. He's kind of funny, but he's not really funny. Like in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, he was kind of funny, but Carlton was the comic relief of that thing, you know? And he's also not a great singer. He's a fantastic rapper, but he's not a great singer. I was talking about it being

like they should have had someone that could do what Robin Williams kind of did, which was be really funny and also sing really well. I was trying to think of like comedians who can do that. And like Adam Devine was the one who that kind of popped up in my head, you know, like he's really Adam Devine from like Workaholics, but he also is in Pitch Perfect. And also because you have limitations with CGI that you don't have with cartoons, a lot of things are missing that were such big parts of the movie. The other thing that really kind of annoyed me about it was Iago's character, because that's Gilbert Godfrey in the cartoon, and that's such a big part of the show. They had him kind of do like a, but did not be like the Gilbert Godfrey, and then start doing like,

oh my God, you know, I can't do Gilbert Godfrey and then start doing like oh my god you know i can't do gilbert godfrey very well you know i'm saying it's a big part of it they just cut out and my problem is i think they need to stop trying to redo things that don't need to be redone i mean we've had this conversation i've been saying this yeah but like there's hardly ever an original idea done anymore especially when it comes to movies it's just like quit quit remaking things like we don't want to see the same movie we saw as kids i saw some rumor that they wanted to redo the prince's bride and i was like what wait what how could you make a better film you couldn't you know yeah that film is perfect to get more creative yeah write a new one yeah they try to redo the goonies i'm gonna

fucking lose my mind that'll be bad or like back to the future like there's just some iconic movies that like just don't need to be redone And they're also not getting worse You know like some A lot of comedy works that way right Comedy in the 90s was hilarious But now in 2019 it's just not funny anymore We've just gone past this thing

But with some of those iconic movies My brother-in-law made his kids Watch the Goonies the other day They were like 10, 9, 4 or whatever. And they loved it. But you're not wrong. I fully agree. And it's one of the reasons why I just like don't love to go see movies anymore.

I know. But I do want to go see Ad Astra. Ad Astard. Yeah, I do too. Ad Astard. And I want to see The Joker too. Have you seen that? Me too.

No, I haven't seen it yet. I just feel like realistically I'm not seeing anything until it it comes on streaming because who has time to go to the movies? Not me. I saw the new Jim Gaffigan stand up, which is on, I think it's on HBO. It was great. You know? Oh, and you said you wanted me to do more comedy things. Yeah, I think you should. Okay. So one comment that I've always really liked a lot was this guy named Dan Soder. And he, like, I remember he used to play this bit a lot on my radio show back in the day. I'm going to play it right now. This is Dan Soder talking about hipsters.

I live in Queens, New York. All right, let's calm down. It's affordable. Six weeks ago, I spotted a hipster. If you don't know about hipsters, what they are is they're the human version of bedbugs.

If you see one, there's probably 40 more under your bed judging your music. A lot of people hate hipsters. I don't. I respect them. Because they move into the most dangerous neighborhoods and force everybody out.

It's actually just white people being white people. That's all it is. We've been doing it for centuries. They're even starting to look like old Spanish conquistadors with their dumb mustaches. Next thing you know, they're going to start wearing those metal helmets and carrying swords. I'm the Duke of the Housing Project.

Gluten-free cupcakes for everyone. Anyways, Dan Soder is a funny comic. So, yeah, look him up, I guess. You got anything else? You got any music or something that I need to know about? I'm sure everyone else has already heard it. It's nothing like crazy. But my buddy Sam Hunt finally put out a new song

have you heard it yet no oh want to hear it yeah i mean i love sam hunt sam hunt's the guy that would probably have a watch it's way too big for his wrist just gonna go ahead no yeah he's that guy flat bill big watch i don't think he's into the flat bill anymore body like a back road only someone that looked like sam hunt could get away with a song that's equating a woman's body to dirt roads. Yeah. You know? Totally.

What's the song? It's called Kim Folks. I want to take you home tonight. Just take you home tonight. Get Joni on the phone. She'll leave us on the line. I want to see the way you look up under all those stars. You're going to be the talk words.

Going to get around. They'll tell you how they thought. I've never settled down out on the porch. Ain't it funny the way things change? I want to introduce you to my kin, folks. To my old friends. To the house in the pines where the road ends. Do you think that he calls his family his kinfolk in real life? No. No.

Okay. Definitely not. Because if someone came up to me and was like, man, you know what I'd love to do? I'd love to introduce you to my kinfolk. I'd be like, where am I right now? I'm a little scared. But it makes for a catchy song. For sure.

I have another one on the complete opposite end of the genre spectrum for you. What do you got? Do you ever listen to the band Phanagram? Oh, man. I love Phanagram. Love Phanagram. They have a new song out called In a Spiral. It's pretty sick.

It's pretty sick. I'm a void in a hole in a hollow Fantasy on my feet when I follow No mistake, get your break with your hollows Okay, okay, put you in a K-hole I can see the end is coming round In a spiral Help me now, I love some background. They're awesome. You ever seen them live?

I have back in my. They're so good. Yeah. Sarah, who's the lead singer, is she is just so badass. She's such a cool chick. Yeah. Yeah. All right who's the lead singer, she is just so badass. She's such a cool chick. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

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I love that. I don't know why. It's something I do now. I picture you doing that like when you're sitting down to take a shit. Yeah. That's what I picture you reading. Yeah. All right. Well, you got anything else? No, no i gotta go finish cleaning up this

dumb dog poo all right we'll go clean up after ass turd i can still smell it and it's just like oh gross she's lucky she's cute no kidding man all right well love you guys love you okay bye this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation