Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The Big Sexy South African Reveal

Episode Date: May 29, 2019

Brandi’s man is no longer a hider! After revealing Michiel Huisman on Instagram earlier this week, Brandi tells the backstory of the intense debate leading up to the post (not really), and about all the deep DD-ing that’s been going on halfway across the world. Wells asks if they’re going to get married (she doesn't say no..!) and reveals why his and Sarah’s wedding is going to be so so awkward (but also magical and romantic) when it happens. Also this week, Wells fantasizes about nursing home hookups with a mystery lady named Cynthia, the hosts surmise that Tish the Dish is a straight-up media genius, and a new segment called F*%k You Very Much is launched. And we of course have the obligatory favorite things. Enjoy! Huge thank you to our sponsors – YFT loves you! Check out these deals: WARBY PARKER – Order 5 pairs of glasses to try on at home for FREE by visiting https://WarbyParker.com/yft No obligation to buy! SMILE DIRECT CLUB – Join Brandi and fix yo grill! Go to SmileDirectClub.com/podcast and use offer code YFT150 for $150 off your order

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Hello? Oh my gosh, from halfway around the world brandi by the way happy birthday oh boy happy birthday Happy birthday, dear Brandi. Happy birthday to you. Lovely, lovely. And many more. Okay, so you are in Africa. I am.

Isn't that crazy? It is crazy. It's crazy that we can do this show like this, that you are on a different continent. I know. It's a different day there, by the way. Is it? No, not yet. Is it Monday? Yeah.

Oh, it's still Monday for you? Yeah. Well, happy Memorial Day. You're in Africa, so. Well, I don't think we celebrate that here, but thanks. but um okay so i don't know if you like want to like get into it right off the bat or if you want to wait a little bit but no time like the present i guess brand i revealed michelle hussman on insta i did did. Can you believe it? Just walk me. One of my favorite things, by the way.

Walk me through the conversation of exposing your man on Insta. Because I know you guys had a conversation about it. We did. It was actually like not a big conversation. And it was very like spontaneous, like I truthfully came here with the intention of not revealing him at all on this trip. I kind of felt like I would wait till he came over to the States to do that. But so we had this cute lunch on my birthday at this beautiful winery and his parents were there and his sister and um and so we went out so after we ate we went outside it was so beautiful we were taking photos and i

like shallow me is over here trying to take like a birthday photo to post on instagram and they just like none of them were i was like i was like these aren't great and i was like okay i'm over this like let's take cute pictures together. Because he and I like to just have them. Yeah. And his sister took all these cute photos of us. And I was like, Oh, these are just so much better than anything I'm going to take on my own today.

Like, they're just so cute. Yeah. And I was like, what if I post it? And he was like, you can post it. I was like, I can. He was like, of course, if you want to post it. And I was like, you I post it and he was like you can post it I was like I can he was like of course if you want to post it and I was like you really is that okay I was like because I was like I know like you don't have Instagram or anything and don't care and don't really like it probably won't affect you too much but like regardless when you put yourself on Instagram even if it's

not your own like that it opens up the opportunity for people to say mean things or rude things. And you might think it won't bother you, but I mean, sometimes it does and you don't think it will. You know what I mean? Like, I like to think I'm a pretty strong person and that shit like that doesn't bother me. But every now and then I'll see something that hurts my feelings. And I don't know, like I just it's kind of a big deal to subject him to that, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I get it. I mean, it's nice that he doesn't have his own social media so he can't even look at it i guess i guess the only way that he could look at it would be if like his sister showed him or something so so that's the thing is like i think a lot of people that he works with have instagram and follow me on instagram and i can just see it now them like running to tell him like, are you seeing what people say about you? And like, you know, people can be mean sometimes. And I just don't want someone to say something mean and then his friends will tell him

and then it'd be my fault. And I just don't know. Yeah, I mean, it's a tough thing. I remember Sarah and I had a conversation about it. I mean, this was years ago, but it was like, do we really want to do this? Because of like the mean comments and what people are going to say or whatever.

And my whole, my conversation with her about it was, well, I'd like to have control over it. I would, I would, I would like it more if it came from us than it was from like some paparazzi or something like that, you know? But.

Yeah. So once you posted it, did anyone say anything mean? They didn't. And most of the people that even care are people that listen to the podcast, you know? Yeah. Because that's the only, you guys, my wife, dears, are the only ones who really know about it, you know? Yeah.

Because I haven't posted. So like, aside from my close friends and family like the podcast listeners are really the only people that even know and so obviously like it's been fun for me to read all their comments because they're also excited because they've heard me talk about him part of the past however long so that was cool and everybody was super sweet and said he was so cute and that we were cute and every single one of them is like mikaela's man and it's just so funny i just love it so it's it's been good but that you know you can't guarantee that it's always going to be good yeah also you kind of still can't see what he looks like in the picture

i know what i kind of did that on purpose yeah i kind of picked the one where it was like i don't know yeah you see you know obviously he like you can see him and whatever but it's not like full face yeah yeah yeah because we we actually talked about trying to take a picture where you don't see his face at all where he's like turned around and i like looking like looking back or something and i was like no it's not as cute well yeah i'm happy for you also he shaved his face the day I got here, and he looks totally different. And it's funny. It's like, I don't know. I feel like he needs to grow his facial hair back.

So he looks like the real Mikael Huseman. Okay, so you don't like it. That's a that's a I can hear it. But I expected people to be like, he doesn't look like Mikael Huseman. Yeah, you know, because his face is shaved now. But but I don't know. No one said that. He's so cute.

He's cute no matter what. He's got great hair. I'll give you that. He does. Like, very cool hair. I wish I had hair like that. No, you have cool hair. No, my hair just looks like a freaking...

It looks like Marge Simpson's hair, but brown colored. Wait, Millie Bobby Brown commented on this. She's so sweet. What? I love her. I met her one time. Eleven is commenting on your pictures? Yeah.

Dude, get it. Honestly, she is my, like, I'm my most proud. Like, I'm most proud that she follows me out of everybody that's ever followed me on Instagram. Really? I'm so flattered that she follows me out of everybody that's ever followed me on Instagram. Really? I'm so flattered that she follows me and likes my photos. I met her one time. She was the sweetest thing, and she's liked my stuff ever since, and I just think she's adorable. I like that your most flattered follow is like 13 years old.

I know. How funny is that? All right, you want to start the show? Yeah. I think it How funny is that? Alright, you want to start the show? Yeah. I think it's your turn to start it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Hey, hey, hey.

So is Michelle Huseman going to make an appearance on the show, or what's going to happen here? So he's in the other room. He's got a little bit of a cold, so he's in there doing... I don't know what he's doing, but room. Yeah. He's got a little bit of a cold. So he's in there doing, I don't know what he's doing, but I had forewarned him that you were going to ask him to come on and say something.

Should I text him and tell him to come in here? We can wait a little bit. Like we can do like the normal thing where we have our guests come later in the show. Or if you want to get it out of the way, we can do it now. It's up to you. Let's have him pop in at the end and you can just say hello.

Yeah. And then that's it. Are you, so dude, I mean, this is crazy. Like you're over there like with his parents and his sisters and stuff. Like this is serious biz, yo. Yeah. His mom and I just did a little workout at home. It was so nice.

Yeah? Yeah. She cool? She's awesome. Really? Yeah. I like his family a lot. when do your family and his family meet i don't know because he i mean he's talked to my family on facetime but he won't really get

to meet them in person until he comes over in august yeah so i don't know man you guys you guys didn't get married i don't know know. Oh my God. What happens? You know what's crazy is, you know, both my brothers are engaged. Yeah. Did you know that? Yes.

And my mom was, we were just talking about this the other day, that my mom and dad haven't met Brazen's fiance's parents yet. Really? And I think that's so weird. Yeah. Well, my parents haven't met Sarah's parents, and for good reason,

because they both fall on different ends of the political spectrum. And I'm just sure that someone's going to get into a fight about something. So super excited. They're getting to hang out one time and that's going to be at a wedding. And the directive is no one's allowed to talk about politics. That's fair. Good luck, dude. Oh fair good luck dude oh my god it's me it's me so funny man i i'm actually like i i feel like someone needs to film say like you know hopefully sarah and i get married i hope that it would be so great if someone filmed it and it was

because it's gonna be like a bunch of like act like liberal actors and then like my dad and like my my my family who are a bunch of conservatives my dad's a doctor my sisters my brother-in-law's from like oil money in texas like it's gonna be so weird that is so funny i know all right well so what's been your favorite thing so far of africa besides the uh probably that yeah i haven't done a whole lot else, to be honest. Yeah. I did. My birthday was nice.

We went and had lunch at the winery. It was so nice. And then today, I, Mikkel and I went shopping and I bought him a bunch of cute clothes. He let me buy him cute clothes and it was so fun. Oh my God. I've been in this, this, I've been in this,

this is, this is the girlfriend's way of saying your style is shit, bro. And we're going to fix it. He, but he's so cute. He's wearing them right now. He likes them so much.

It makes me so happy. Cause he looks good now. He's the cutest oh god that's amazing okay so what where did you go what winery were you in stellenbosch so where his family lives which is where we are is very very close to stellenbosch um what's that is it parol, it's called Somerset West. Oh, cool. Super, super close. And so the place, the winery we went to is like, it's near here.

It's like maybe a seven minute drive. So probably in between Stellenbosch and here. Cool. It's stunning. I love this area. Could you move to South Africa? Maybe. Really?

Later in life, for for sure it's beautiful here definitely like retireable yeah and art like it's so everything's so cheap here to me yeah because our dollar goes really far over here with the conversion yeah um so i could just like work my ass off in the states for the next several years and then retire over here. And that'd be pretty cool. What are they on, the Rand? Is that what they're on? Yep. Yeah.

Speaking of conversion rates, I'm so excited. So Sarah goes back to work on Modern Family in August. I probably will be working until July pretty heavily. So we just planned a trip to the islands early July. I'm so freaking pumped, bro. Which islands? We're going to Fiji. Ooh. Yeah.

That's far. I know. But last time we went on a tropical vacation, it was like a shit show. Remember? Yeah, I do. We went, we, we landed in the wrong Island. We got to a hotel at 10 30. It was closed.

We were, oh, Sarah sliced her foot open. Oh my God. It was just a calamity of error. So hopefully we need to like write the ship, man. But so yeah, but it's like a 12 hour flight. So I'm just very, this is what i'm looking forward to now that's exciting how long are you gonna stay there we're there it's like 10 days but you lose the day going there so it's really like seven days seven nights that's pretty good yeah so i'm gonna

go snorkeling and i'm gonna well i guess we'll podcast from there they got wi-fi so sweet i'll just do it man yeah so cool technology's so cool i know man do you know one of my favorite things to do at the mall is what's that i like to go to like a glasses store and like try on a bunch of different glasses you know yeah yeah but i here's the thing hate leaving my house so oh yeah yeah not all like yeah yeah so this is why i'm in love with warby parker have you heard of warby parker before oh totally i actually bought my mom some warby parker glasses last year really yeah she can't read without them she can do everything else so that girl You can't read without them.

She can do everything else. So that girl. Wow. So here's the deal. They'll send you, you go online to warbyparker.com and you choose like whatever glasses you want. They could be prescription glasses or they be sunglasses.

Like I don't have prescriptions. So I just got a bunch of sunglasses and they send you five pairs and you try them on for five days. There's like no obligation to buy, ships free, and includes a prepaid return shipping label. Whoa, that's so sick.

I'm going to do that too. So if you go to warbyparker.com slash YFT, you can order your free home try-on pair of sunglasses, five of them today. Well, I'm going to do it for glasses glasses because I'm blind as a bat and I actually need them. Really? Yeah, I'm really blind. I've never seen you wear like prescription glasses. Well, that's because I don't have a nice pair. But you know what? I'm about to because I'm going to go to Warby Parker dot com slash YFT and I'm going to get a free at home try on kit.

Do it. Glasses start at ninety five bucks, including prescription lenses. Lenses include anti glare and antiatch coatings. They also got that blue light filtering lens. So if you sit in front of a computer like Brandy and I do, it won't melt your brain, I guess. Yeah. Also, if you've got an iPhone, which most people do, you can download the Warby Parker app.

And apparently you can use this new virtual try-on thing to even try on the glasses online before you send them to yourself to try on in real life funny side story about that so i think i don't know if it's like i haven't tried that yet but you like take a picture you like take your picture then they put those glasses on like the picture of your face right yeah and that's how i found out one of my exes was cheating on me because she did that with, yes, he did it with an ex and I saw the pictures and I was like, who is this guy?

And why are you guys trying on glasses? You know, not all heroes wear capes. Warby Parker out here saving lives. Yeah, that's right. Go check it out. Get yourself five pairs of glasses to try on. No obligation to buy

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about Warby Parker? What? They distribute a pair of glasses to someone in need for every purchase that's sold. That's pretty cool. Really? Yeah.

That's cute. That is cute. I'm happy about that, but I'm still annoyed that that's how I found out I was getting cheated on. Fair. WarbyParker.com slash YFT. Go do it. Okay, so faves.

You got some faves, bro? Some faves, bro. Let me tell you. Yeah. I tried to watch episode one of the OA. Yeah. Which you've recommended and a lot of people recommended i could not get into it did you like the first season of the oa that's what i'm trying to watch oh to keep going just give it just keep going just keep going that's all right

how many episodes do i have to watch to get hooked i don't remember that shows like a year and a half old but it's... I know, but everybody wants to hear us talk about it, so I feel like I owe it to everybody to watch it. And episode one, ugh, it was tough. I didn't pay attention. I know. I gotta finish the second season, but stick with it, all right?

Just stick with it. All right, fine. Fine. Okay. I mean, we talked about wanting to watch it last episode. Chernobyl. Oh, my God. I mean, we talked about wanting to watch it last episode. Oh, my God. I haven't started it yet.

I think we're going to start it tonight, actually. Oh, my God. Okay, so here's the... So, okay. Chernobyl. Motherfucking crazy. All right? Also, Russians and Ukrainians.

So dumb. All right? You haven't seen it, but you're going to be like, oh, why are you so dumb? What are you doing? It's just like everyone's so dumb, except for one guy who's like, pretty sure everyone's going to get cancer.

And they're like, comrade, you are fucking stupid. Shut the fuck up. And he's like, I'm a nuclear physicist and they're like comrade you'll fucking dumbass get out of here also also that's how many episodes did you watch okay so okay oh so i uh we thought we were done right like we watched three episodes and afterwards we were like i felt fulfilled i was like oh fuck that was good dude like i need to

like smoke a cigarette i was like post sex good tv show oh my god and then i'm driving down sunset yesterday i see a billboard for it and it's like the five-part miniseries and i was like oh there's two more episodes so i like immediately pull over and i call sarah and i'm like dude she's like what and i'm like there's two more chernobyl episode and she was like what i was so content with how it ended and i was like me too but there's more anyways wow it's the only show that i've ever watched where i felt like i was getting radiation too like no it's so gritty and raw and realistic that i was like i was like turned over to sarah and i was like i feel like i'm getting to Sarah and I was like, I feel like I'm getting radiation right now. She was like, I was thinking

the same thing. It's messed up, man. That's crazy. And then you go down like a long, then you watch it, then you go down this like weird long rabbit hole of like, what really happens in a meltdown? And like, can a reactor blow? And like, what happens really to your DNA

with, you you know you start getting dorky about it but so good wow i've been dying to watch it yeah so we're gonna try to start it tonight yeah you're gonna love it man it's crazy also like i think it's episode three or maybe it's two you get introduced to miners minors are my favorite thing right now. These guys are so badass in this show. But also, like, it's also, here's my one complaint, though. No one speaks with a Russian accent. Everyone's British in it, which is confusing.

What? Yeah. That's weird. But anyways, that is great stuff. Okay. You know what we watched last night too was, do you ever watch any of the David Atterborough stuff? Like his, like our planet and the Africa series

and anything like that? Yeah, I've seen, I've seen our planet and all that kind of stuff. I love that stuff. Yeah. So we watched Wild Patagonia. Have you seen that one? No.

It's so good. Patagonia is my ultimate top of my bucket list destination and clothing wear and clothing wear i actually prefer the north face but don't tell okay i won't no i do i love north face but no patagonia i have to go and so watching that series is fascinating the scenery like the landscapes are just insane so if you like stuff like that highly recommend i don't know if i've talked about this in the show before, but I will give it another ding. There is a

phenomenal documentary called Happy People, Life in the Taiga. Have I talked about this before? I don't think so. Speaking of Russia, so there's the forest in Russia is the biggest forest. Oh, cool. Just all the dogs. Just fuck up my podcast.

Okay? Barkley! Shut the fuck up! The little one's the worst. Because he likes, he'll start barking for no real reason, and then all their dogs are like, well, I guess we're doing this. I loved. Favorite thing

I saw on Instagram was the video of Carl kissing Sarah. Oh, yeah. It's so sweet. It's funny. Like, it's funny. Carl loves Sarah so much more than me. And all I want is for his love and his acceptance.

And, you know, she like dotes on Boo the entire time. And then Carl just like, just wants her to love him. And I am heartbroken. But he's always been, he identifies more with ladies. He likes ladies. He doesn't like men.

Oh yeah. That's probably good. Yeah. He like scares men because when guys come around. Anyways, the... Well, that's good. Maybe he'll be protective. Oh, he's probably good. Yeah. He was like, scares men, because when guys come around. Anyways, the... Well, that's good. Maybe he'll be protective.

Oh, he's very protective. If somebody ever tried to hurt Sarah. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine? Oh, my God. So, anyways, this documentary I was talking about is called Happy People, A Year in the Taiga. And the Taiga is like the largest forest in the... Is it Siberia?

It's like the size of like four Americas put together. And it's like all these like crazy fur trappers. And like they use dog sled still. And they like eat salmon. And like half the year it's light out and half the year it's dark out. And they're like the happiest people on earth. And it's like it's the documentary is done by that like famous documentarian. His name is Werner Herzog.

Anyways. Okay. So this is more of a suggestion. Well, all the YFDers, but I feel like your boyfriend would like it. Cause it's like very outdoorsy and cool. And so,

yeah, that's my suggestion to you guys. How many of them it's called outdoorsy and cool. Okay. So, yeah. That's my suggestion to you guys. Tell me again what it's called. It's called Happy People A Year In The Taiga. The Taiga. Yes. Taiga is spelled T-A-I-G-A. Okay.

I'm going to tell him. Oh, I finished Dead to Me. Have you watched that? No. I tried to watch the first episode and I didn't love it. What is wrong with you and episode ones? Okay? I don't know. But you know what I do want

to watch? What's the new Netflix series called? I'm going to look it up. Do you know what I'm talking about or no? You type so fast, by the way. You know I was the fastest typer in my middle school. I was. They plastered my name out front and everything yeah true story true story is there an award somewhere that i can see that we can frame and put in some office building i i think i did have get an award for it

um it's called What If. No, I haven't seen that. It's playing or accident. I don't know. No, I don't want that. It's making noise. I was trying to... Shit.

I was trying to pull up who's in it. Have you seen the preview for it? No. Really? Yeah. It's with the girl that's in Bridget Jones' diary. Oh, with the squinty face? Renee Zellweger.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Is that who that's in? Maybe that's wrong. What the fuck is it? This is so annoying that I can't pull this up. Oh, yeah, it is Renee Zellweger. Yeah, that's her name.

Renee Zellweger and... Dude, go to IMDb already. Grow up here, pan. I'm on Netflix. Steamy, suspenseful. I guess she's the only big name in it, but I did recognize some of the others when I watched the preview.

Yeah. And I can't, watching the preview, like, I'm still not quite sure what it's about, but it looks very good. All right, so you know nothing about this show other than the fact that Renee Zellweger's in it, and you're suggesting it. Like, she, like, plays this, like, investor, is, like, the way that Renee Zellweger's in it and you're suggesting it. She plays this investor,

how she comes off, but then she starts telling people, how badly do you want this? Will you let me sleep with your husband? And weird shit like that in the preview. It's crazy. And then all these women are letting her sleep with their husbands and then they flip out.

I don't know. It's cray. All right. Okay. What is it called't know. That's cray. All right. Okay. What is it called? What if? What if? All right.

I'm into it. The trailer looks great. I think you should give it a shot. Okay. So I finished Dead to Me, even though you haven't gone through the episode. You didn't even finish the first episode and see the twist of it? No, I didn't. I don't think I'm going to watch it.

So just spill. I don't want to spill it because the first every so every episode ends with a crazy reveal. Really? Every episode. And that's how many episodes? I don't know. Nine or something. We finished it in like a day.

We were in locked in. OK. My mom loves it. Yes. Can you guys talk about a little bit? Yeah, we did. And so like the the the crazy reveal in the first episode it's like oh and then like the second episode you're like oh and then the third one you're like oh and then the fourth you're like oh and then the

fifth one i was like i knew that was once you start realizing that like it's a thing that every episode like ends in like a crazy twist you're like what You're like, what's it gonna be? What's it gonna be this time? It's phenomenal though. So I really like that. And oh, I have another one. I think you should leave with Tim Robinson. Have you seen that show? No, I've never even heard of it. Okay, so it's sketch comedy on Netflix

and it's basically him just, he's in every single scene. I guess he spent a bunch of years on Saturday Night Live as a as a writer. But like he is so freaking funny and like every character he does is amazing. Obviously, since he was a writer on SNL, there's a bunch of like cameos from like Andy Samberg, Will Forte, Vanessa Bayer, Cicely Strong. Like so that show I've watched like four episodes of it and it is the funniest. So I think you should leave with Tim Robinson.

Go check it out on Netflix. If you like to laugh and you're stoned one night or not, even if you don't have to be stoned, but if you are stoned, it's great. It's going to be good. Okay. You're going to like it.

Amazing. And then one show that I do want to start watching that I'm seeing is getting a lot of love. So I think I'm going to start this baby tomorrow is Fleabag. Have you heard of Fleabag? No. Dude, you're lucky that I'm in your life. You know that? I leave the country for like four days

and there's like so much shit I don't know about. Yeah, so this is a dry-witted woman known only as Fleabag, has no filter as she navigates life and love in London while trying to cope with tragedy. The angry, grief-ridden woman tries to heal while rejecting anyone who tries to help her, but Fleabag continues to keep up her bravado

all through it so you know how i saw i saw about this and you see like um i i think like chrissy tegan posted it and was like the last thing you binge watch the last tv show you watch is the name of your vagina so oh yeah or maybe it was whitney cummings i think posted it not so i so i wrote chernobyl which I thought was funny. Because if I did have a vagina, it would be probably hot and infected and just a deep, deep hole in the ground. Ew. That gives people cancer. So gross.

So gross. And then I saw a bunch of people writing Fleabag, which I thought was hilarious. And I was like, what is this Fleabag show? Also a hilarious name for a vagina. So then I looked it up and then of course I told Sarah and she's like, I told you about that like a week ago. And I was like, don't remember that at all. But so now Fleabag on the list.

Wow, okay. All right, I need a Smile Direct update, dude. Well, I got a good one for you. Yeah? I am here to tell you that you can make out. Oh, yeah. You can do lots of activities with the SmileDirect trays in. Wow.

Aha, yep. Okay, so you didn't even take them out when you took it in. Huh? Exactly. Yeah. Because I sleep in it, right? Yeah. And so when you wake up and it's like time for morning activities, if you will, Mikael

Hustman didn't even realize I had my trays in. Wow. I don't think he really gives two flying shits whether they're in or not. So how's it going, like um how's it like can you tell your teeth are moving or what yeah i think i can actually and it's always when you change the tray so you change them every week and then there's one part of the month where you keep it in for two like the one they went in for two weeks so every time i change my trays for the first like two nights my i wake up with my teeth

sore yeah that's a good thing because you know it's working like that it doesn't hurt but they're sore enough that you're like oh something's happening yeah my teeth are moving i saw someone like a yft or started doing smile direct and was like look i've got them in you know yeah i did too yeah and i was like let's keep up with our journeys together. Dorks. It's really like, I know I'm such a dork, but it really is like, it's so easy. At first, I was thinking I was going to have a hard time committing to this, but it's just been very, very seamless and simple. Yeah, Smile Direct Club straightens your teeth for 60% less than braces with invisible aligners sent to you directly. bull aligners sent to you directly. So go online, book a free 3D scan at one of their smile shops, or order an at-home impression kit, and they'll email you a preview of what your smile is going to look like, which is cool. Yeah. And so they send you all your trays at once and you change

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favorite ad we've ever done i think it's michelle's too yeah so many things yeah so i'm trying to do the show you know the show is about telling people about stuff to read and watch and stuff you know i finished the first game of thrones book yeah and i really like in the beginning i was like you know what i'll probably read the first one and like not read the rest but now i'm hooked now i want to read all of them after reading the first one do you think that Tyrion is Targaryen? No, because the only reason to think that is that one line in the very beginning that says he has white hair. Yeah.

That's the only reason to think that. Well, and his mother dies giving birth to him. So? So if a Targaryen impregnates a non-Targaryen, she dies during childbirth. How do you know? That's what happened to Jon's mom. And Dany's, right? Or no? No, not Dany's mom, though.

It's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing. Also... Did Dany's mom die giving birth? I don't remember that. But I just know that... Because her mom was from the Dorne, I think. Well, then, yes, she did. Because I know it's a thing that if a non Targaryen woman bears a Targaryen,

they die during childbirth. How many of the Game of Thrones books did you read? Just the first one. Okay. I'm going to keep reading. I'm very curious to see if George RR Martin decides to end the books the same way as they did the series. Yeah.

I know that the first book in the first season were very close and then it starts to deviate. It's almost identical. Yeah. And then it starts to deviate. Okay. So identical. Yeah. And then it starts to deviate. Okay, so by the way, I don't know if you guys saw this today, but it's Kit Harington's reaction at a table read when they read the last episode

of Game of Thrones. Have you seen that? It's on Instagram. It's all over the place right now. You'll see it. By the time this podcast comes out, you're going to have seen it. And you can see he gets kind of emotional. He pushes back from the table. He's like, Oh no. And then like,

it cuts to like, um, Amelia Clark being like, Ooh, like you're killing me or whatever. And the way the scene ends is it's like, well, maybe I can find it and play it for everybody.

Um, that'd be cool. Tears for a moment. Neither moves as if moving will make this real. We see John with his hands still on the hill, the dagger he just lodged in danny's heart her strength leaves her and she collapses to the marble he keeps her in his arms and she falls kneeling down to the floor beside her he looks down at what he's done. Terrible and necessary. End of Game of Thrones.

Okay, so you hear that he says end of Game of Thrones. Like that's how it's supposed to end. That's crazy. And hearing that makes me love the ending so much more if that's what they had done. I agree. if that was the

end i'd be like oh and then like i don't know like i oh god here's the thing i'm so annoyed at everyone who's mad that the way that it went down i mean like i was disappointed or whatever but like remember when sopranos ended it ended in black and it made you try to figure out what the hell happened, you know? I almost would have liked it if that was the end where John kills her, and then you're just like, well, what happened next? Like, the dragon flies away with Dany, and it's just like, well, is John the king? Like, whatever. Here's the one thing that I was— I'm like, everybody can speculate. My one complaint about Bran—my one big complaint about Bran being the king,

if Bran saw all that from happening, right? Like he was able... That means that Bran knew that Westeros was going to get demolished. So he allowed millions of like innocent kids to be burned to death because he wanted to be king? Yep, yep, yep, yep yep that makes him that makes him i think almost worse than danny being the queen agreed agreed so you know what else i

read in the book that wasn't so i don't know i think we talked about this like i didn't understand where bran the broken came from i was like why we talked about this like why the hell we call it this yeah it's off but in the book after he falls in that first book they start calling him that it's so strange oh really so i guess that's where they got it from i guess whatever we don't need to talk about game of thrones anymore but i just um i thought that was interesting that like that's how the show was supposed to end and they didn't end it that way right and it is weird yeah um can you tell me what the hell's happening with miley right now because every time i open up anything it's miley

cyrus doing something she is coming out strong man so i was just gonna say even though it's not quite out yet my um favorite thing this week is is gonna be her new songs coming out on friday and she's choosing sides she's going with cardi b and going up against nikki again like it's all happening you know um i heard this that song like way back in november i heard it when she was done with it it's called cat fight right what cat fight yeah yeah and so i loved that i was like oh starting drama i like it because because like it's just gonna make people talk about it which is genius you know what i mean yeah um and then she she was being cute on instagram though and saying like i love you me but i listen to ariana you know like pointing out like she's not serious like she listens to

whatever like but i like the line because it's it's smart she's gonna make people talk about the song yeah when's it supposed to come out because i want billy ray and miley to be fighting for the number one spot in the billboard hot 100 well the so she is coming comes out on i think it's friday is that 31st oh so there's a chance there's a chance that your dad and your sister could be fighting for the top spot. It's true. I wonder if Old Town Road can hold on another week. I don't know, man.

I feel like it's definitely hit its apex. It's going to be coming down soon. Uh-huh. Yeah. What if Tish the Dish planned this whole thing? She was like, all right, by the time that Old Town Rose starts to lose energy, then Miley will come in. And then Miley could have, like, a three- or four-week run.

And then, like, Noah can do something. You know, like... Noah would drop fire. You never know. Tish is a genius. God, she... I used to say she was the poor man's Kris Jenner, but I think that she might be

the rich man's chris jenner i wish i had a bell oh that's funny i think she might be the rich man that's funny you know i was thinking about yeah fucking dogs are great but uh they can't get shit from under couches to save their fucking life like that is their achilles heel is anything under like if there was like like dogs were like ruling the world or something i feel like we could easily topple them just by like hiding shit underneath couches because they can't get under there nope cannot and if there's anything under there that they think they might want well they're gonna ruin your day about it all right yep because they're gonna be i swear to god my parents dog mate you know the big white one yeah he'll start

crying and freaking out acting like there's something under the chair. And my mom will get down on her hands and knees and go to get something out. And there's nothing there. It's like he does it just to be like, man, look what I made you do. By the way, I don't know if people really know this, but like your parents have a straight up wolf. That's a wolf. Oh, yeah. He's like ghost in the flesh.

Seriously. Like it's the biggest dog. And Carl's a wolf. Oh yeah. He's like ghost in the flesh. Seriously. Like it's the biggest dog and Carl's a big dog. And this dog makes Carl look like a little bitch. Carl's so skinny. He's so like slim and makes big. Yeah. I wonder if we got Nate wet, how much bigger he would be than Carl.

I know. Like how much does Nate weigh? Does he weigh 150 pounds? I don't know quite that much. Yeah. I would. How much does Nate weigh? Does he weigh 150 pounds? I don't know quite that much. I would bet 130. He's still like 45 pounds bigger than Carl. Really? Yeah. Dude, that dog's big, man. Anyways, that dog of yours,

your mom's or your dad's dog. I love that dog. I know. He's the best. Oh, dude. Okay. Got annoyed at a driver the other day. I don't know. He's the best. Oh, dude. Okay. So, got annoyed at a driver the other day. I don't know if I told this story. Anyways. No.

So, you ever been driving on a road that has like street parking on one side so there becomes like a bottleneck where some people have to like back up and like let a bunch of people go? Yes. You know how that happens? So annoying. So, I was driving the other day and, you know, I have a big old car, right? And got into one of those areas.

And so I came kind of, kind of came up against one person. We were like nose to nose. And she was like, hey, I'm parking in here. And it was at her house. So I was like, okay. So I backed up a little bit and then she like went and she parked. And then by that time, someone had come up behind me and there was a girl in a mini that was behind her. And she like, once the girl pulled into the driveway, she like drove up straight, straight to me. And I was like, you gotta, you gotta back up. You gotta back up.

And she's like, you back up. And I was like, I got someone behind was like i got someone behind me i got someone behind me i was like you gotta go and it was just her there was no one behind her right so she's like okay fuck it's like so mad and then she backed up and then i was driving past her and at the at the moment of me driving past her she rolls down her window and she goes you're fucking privileged you no way and i was like privileged i had someone behind me what did you want me to do you want it you want it so let me get this straight lady you wanted two people to back up for you instead of one person back two people going by you're the privileged one not me and she was like what neighborhood was this in dude it was uh it was like there's a little cut through on laurel

canyon uh called sunset terrace that like okay anyways, it cuts you from like Laurel Canyon all over to Colfax, Studio City, basically. And like, I'm sorry, like for whatever reason, like the trigger of calling me privileged, like really got me because I wasn't being like in my mind, I'm not being privileged. I'm not being privileged. You're asking for more than I'm asking for. Because I'm having to now convince someone else behind me to back up instead of just one person. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yep. Anyways, I, so that's, you know, it's so funny.

Like, I'm so bad in confrontation. So I did do that. I was like, you wanted two people to back up? Instead of one person? You're privileged. And she's like, yeah, you're fucking privileged. And then so, you know, you don't even, you're so frustrated, but you don't know able to back up and say one person, you're privileged. And she's like, yeah, you're fucking privileged. And then, so,

you know, you don't even, you're so frustrated, but you don't know what to say. So I was like, yeah, real nice lady. That's why I said,

I couldn't. Yeah, real nice. And then, and then, and then I, what did I say? I was like, you must be real fun to hang out with.

That's real. I bet that cut her real deep. Oh, God. And then, of course, like, the next day, it's, like, me in the shower, like, thinking of all the things I wanted to say. Like, this is why you're alone. Oh, my God. That could have actually, like, done something. Oh, my God.

Okay, so it's crazy. I was just talking about the whole passenger shaming Instagram account about the people, the flights, people on flights. And stuff like that. So, you know, I had to take three flights to get here. Yeah. And the last one is just like a quick two hours from Johannesburg to Cape Town. But it's on like a tiny little budget airline, similar to like Flying Spirit in the States or Frontier or whatever. What is it? Frontier? Frontier? airline similar to like flying spirit in the states or frontier or whatever um and frontier frontier i believe it's pronounced frontier no frontier no like like the frontier like the like

the great frontier oh yeah the great frontier why do you say frontier i don't know. That's the way I say it. Okay. Continue. Somebody told me I sounded like I was from the UK today. So maybe I'm talking funny. I don't know. And anyway, so I'm on this plane and I have an aisle seat that I chose ahead of time and probably paid for now that I'm thinking about it. And this dude sat in the middle seat in my freaking row.

And he was big enough that he should have purchased two seats if he wanted to be comfortable. His leg was so far into my fucking leg. Oh, no. I took a picture of it. I'm sending it to passenger shaming. I'm going to take it to the sender right now. It's insane.

Like, I'm already squished. I already don't have enough room to feel comfortable and you're gonna take up half of my legroom space i don't freaking think so no sir but i'm so confrontational i couldn't say anything you should have been like this is why you're alone oh okay his freaking wife i guess or partner i don't know if they're married what was sitting in the row in front of us by the window yeah and i wanted to be like i'm sorry can you go you you shouldn't be the one having to deal with this if you're with this guy like he should be taking up your fucking space not mine yeah i sent it to you do you see it no it hasn't come through yet oh here it is and i was

like i was like struggling oh my god no i No, I would have, I would have, I would have pushed him back over. Okay. So I'm struggling between like, I don't want to be touching this guy. Like the fact that he's touching me is freaking me out. So it's like, but if I don't push back and, and allow him to touch my leg, like he's going to take up my whole seat. Like I had to just like leave my leg there and stand my ground. So he didn't push it over further. But in my head I was i was like oh i'm so freaked out that this guy's touching me right

now i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it but like what am i supposed to do like he even has the armrest up like over his leg yeah like i couldn't even like if i pushed down the armrest it would push on his legs he had it pulled up yeah that is so not okay now fuck this guy you need to so we'll post this on instagram if you guys want to go see it. This is crazy. It's insane. Yeah. Insane.

All right. Time for one of my new favorite segments called Fuck You Very Much. Is this about reading reviews? Yes. Yes. I wonder if it was deleted. Where is it? Oh, okay.

So this is from Jill. Oh, two stars. This podcast is decent, but nothing is more irritating than when Sarah calls in and says, babe, and I love you in every other word. First of all, we get it. You're in love.

What are you trying to prove? Secondly, we did not come here for that. For reference, just listen to episode 52 you can tell brandy is annoyed too the podcast would be 10 times better without the lovey-dovey talk okay why why do people have to hate on the love all right jill oh let me tell you something first there jill oh all right this is why you're a love that line really works anytime anywhere huh it really does but but let me let me just say this because i've been thinking about it a lot okay this podcast is our lives that's the idea of it i think that's why people like it is because it's a window into our lives and the things that we like

and in turn we hope that you like as well. My girlfriend is a part of my life. So she is a part of this show whether you fucking like it or not. So I'm really, really sorry that I didn't cut out the call of us talking about going grocery shopping, but it's

a part of the day that we're doing. You know, when the dogs bark, it's a part of the day that we're doing. You know, like when the dogs bark, it's a part of our lives. When Brandy is halfway across the world and her microphone sucks ass, because that's a part of the... It's a part of the show. So also, don't tell me how to produce my own fucking show.

That annoys the hell out of me, you know? Like, this is our show. Huh? Huh? Huh? You know? Well, for every one person that's annoyed by that though i'm sure there's like hundreds more that think it's adorable and think it's so cute and like hearing it yeah anyways also like wait the other mother one that i loved i loved a lot okay so love but my one critique dot dot dot this comes from amy 930 great podcast listen to my way to

work and they have great recommendations for books and tvs etc but but the most recent i was getting Critique, dot, dot, dot. This comes from Amy930. Great podcast. Listen to my way to work. And they have great recommendations for books and TVs, et cetera. But the most recent, I was getting frustrated listening to them talk about Game of Thrones and not knowing the facts. For example, when Brandy mentions when Arya face swapped to kill the Freys and Wells was like, that was this season. When I believe it was season six. No, lady, it wasn't. It was more recent than that.

All right. And also, here's my one critique of your one critique. If you generally like the podcast, give us five stars. Don't give us four stars on that. You know? Come on. I don't understand. You can have your critique about it, but give us all the stars. We want the stars. We want all the stars.

Same thing. GOT, four stars. Allie Rose. Don't like the GOT reviews, mostly because I didn't watch the show. That's a you problem, lady! You don't watch Game of Thrones! Don't give us four stars on that. Give us five stars, and then tell us that you wish that we weren't. And also, the show's over, so don't

worry about it. Anyways, this is why you're alone. Wow. Wow. Here's the thing, though. We shouldn't do this segment because it's making people, I think, go talk trash. And right.

So that we'll talk about it. Yeah, I know. So here, here's, okay, here's the rule. Here's the rule.

Say the most horrid shit ever. If you want us to talk about, if that's what you want, but give us five stars. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, you can say whatever the fuck you want.

All right. But give us five stars. That's hilarious I was going to say we could make some of the nice ones Yeah there's so many nice ones to be honest with you Like everyone loves the show I used to send Brandy Messages of like anytime I'm having

A bad day just go read our reviews Because everyone really does like the show For the most part Yeah I honestly like it's really nice having the yft instagram now because it makes it easy to go and like check in with our listeners like they're really dedicated ones obviously are the ones that follow the instagram and comment on the pictures and stuff and i really enjoy reading that yeah please go follow the yft instagram

at yft podcast that would be super dope. Yeah. And even if I don't have time to really respond to the comments, I try to go through and like them if I've read them. So they know like, hey, I saw it. I like that was sweet. Like, I don't know. It's nice. How long are you in Africa for?

I come home June 8th. Okay. So we're going to do another episode while you're still there. Yeah. Do you want to? Because we've done like 50 minutes. Do you want to save Michelle for the next episode? Yeah, let's make a wait.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I also need to like write down some questions that I have for him. I need to know, you know, I need to know what his intentions are with my brand. I, oh, here we go. Maybe what we should do is we should have YFT or send in questions for him. He's going to be so scared.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Then I won't do that. I won't do that. We could, though. We could, though. We'll just, we'll have to, obviously we'll have to, um, read them first and make sure

they're not too invasive. Yeah. Or I don't know if I want to have Sarah on the show as well, because I feel like, you know, Sarah's invested in this too now, Brandy. And listen,

this is going to be a thing you and I are going to be, we're going to be connected for life and life. And so YFP episodes every day until we die. Every week till we die. We week. Every week until we die. We'll be in like a retirement home Skyping each other every week. What was your favorite cafeteria food this week?

Well, I really liked the refried beans that were refried eight times. Wait, why when I get old, do I get southern? That was me. Oh, that was you? I just pictured myself sounding like my grandmother. That's what she sounds like i don't know bros and hoes welcome to another episode of your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy my favorite thing this week is i had a hard stool i haven't had one in quite a while. Also, Cynthia from down the hall gave me a hand job. Haven't also had one of those in quite some time.

Her boobs hang down to her navel and she slapped them around my penis a couple of times and it was glorious. Oh my god. Wow. I was going to say something really tame like my favorite thing was I burned 10 calories in water aerobics this week. Oh god.

Nurse Jackie's a fucking cunt and she took my she took my baby light away from me. I really hope this is not our fate. True. All right. Okay.

So I like it that we've got a plan. So that Michelle is coming in next ep. Yep. All right. I'm going to think of some questions.

All right. So since we talked about it, let's just do this. Let's do, uh, whatever our, whatever our next question, what our next picture

we have for this episode being up, all the YFTers out there that have questions for Michelle, put them in the comments. Yeah. Okay? And then we'll go through some of them and we'll ask them for you. I'm excited about this.

He's going to be so nervous. Why? Is he a shy guy? Yeah, he is shy about being on camera or talking on – you know, he just he just yeah he's shy yeah but this is a webcam i know but he'll be nervous he'll be shy all right well he'll be cute yeah honestly his accent is so dreamy like i don't care what he said like if he just talks he could like literally be talking about nothing and i would just be like oh yeah yeah yeah well

that's cute that's cute all right we'll go get some more deep talking and have so much fun in the southern hemisphere. I am jealous of you. So it's kind of wintry there, though, right now, huh? Yeah, it's it's been really nice, but it is chilly. Yeah, it's turning into winter. But so for the next three days, we're going on to this place to stay at this place where it's, of course, back riding through like the wine country for three days. So I'm going to be doing that. Oh God.

So that you're in heaven. You got, you got Michelle Huseman mounting a steed and then getting off the steed and mounting you. Exactly. Yeah. Best birthday weekend. All right,

dude, we'll go have fun. I miss you. And I love you. Okay. Love dude. We'll go have fun. I miss you and I love you. Okay, love you. Talk to you next week. Okay, bye. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.