Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The Complaints Episode

Episode Date: February 12, 2020

This week on YFT, Brandi and Wells are once again planes crossing in the night, with Wells heading to New York to record GMA with Tyler C (how you doin’?) and Brandi on her way to LA. Later this week, they will be reunited and it will feel so good (cue music), but in the meantime they’re talking about The Oscars, Pilot Pete’s remaining women, and releasing all their complaints from the past week. Brandi and Wells discuss Peter’s love of emotionally distressed women and update their predictions for the outcome of this season, including a very interesting fan theory about a certain producer. Brandi makes a big announcement (no, she’s not pregnant) and shares how you can see her on tour this summer as she DJs her way across the country with Sam Hunt. The hosts share some least fave things from this week, including a fight with a driver about LA traffic (suh-dumb), a fake AF kale salad at Restoration Hardware (no thank you), and some weird images Wells has been receiving on Snapchat (no, not nudes). Stay tuned for next week where Your Favorite Thing will be coming to you with a special in-person LA episode. Happy Valentine’s Day, YFTers! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. HONEY– Get Honey for free at JoinHoney.com/YFT GROVE COLLABORATIVE– Go to Grove.co/YFT to get a free five-piece set, free shipping, and a free 60-day VIP trial BILLIE– Visit MyBillie.com/YFT to get 10% off your razor

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I feel like we start every show with this and then I'm going to say something like, well, why don't you move to LA? It's 75 degrees outside. And then you're like, no way. I don't want to live in LA. But I am coming to visit. I know. Next week. Tomorrow. Well, I'm leaving tomorrow. Oh. You're not home.

You're not there on Thursday. I'll be here on Thursday, but I'm leaving tomorrow. I'm going to New York for 24 hours. No. Yeah. Brandy, you know, I'm planning a wedding. So that means I'm spending a lot of money, which means I'm all about getting a freaking deal, bro.

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How was it? It was fun. I mean, like, I've never, I've been to the Vanity Fair party for the Oscars, but I never, like, went to, like, the actual, and I still didn't go to the Oscars. I was there, like, beforehand watching all the things people walk up. But, you know, here's the thing about why I really like doing those pre shows, because I have no business being there when I'm Sarah's date. And I feel like such a worthless piece of crap, you know? But if I'm doing a pre show that I totally have like purpose and meaning to be there. Yeah, makes sense. I'm not an imposter there. That's cool.

Out of all the award shows that you've worked this year which one would you say is your favorite i'm a golden globes man oh really i've told you before that's one where everyone gets fucked up i'm sure like yeah i'm sure a lot of people get fucked up at the oscars but like for the oscars it's really just movie stars you know whereas the golden globes are movie stars and tv stars and there's like a lot of parties hey you know how i feel about a party wells loves a party daddy likes to get down uh-huh uh-huh okay so anyways it's over now award season is over so it's now back to the grind i guess are you going to paradise this year i don't know i haven't actually i don't know that i don't know huh do you think i should should i go back yeah

why not i feel like you're such a staple at this point yeah you know it is a fun show to do but you also get to like be on vacation for so long yeah it's a lot of work but yes you're right i know but you won't you know what i mean. You're in freaking paradise. Yeah, but stuck behind a bar at paradise is different than getting to like ride four wheelers. I saw the view from your condo last year. You're living large. Fair. See, we can't even start thinking about that because you have to actually have the bachelorette season and then they have to figure out what guys are going to go. You know, like I'm like the last piece of the puzzle.

Crazy that they're going to have, we're going to have a whole Bachelorette season before Paradise. I just feel like this year's flying on by. I know. I guess we should start the show and then just start talking batch and then get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy.

Let's go. You should probably like buckle your seatbelts, know buckle them seatbelts bitches because you know what brandy and i are about to go jerry on you because girl you look good we're gonna make matt oh did you finish it i was like we're gonna make matt no but i saw jerry yesterday he was uh you did he was like interviewing celebrities on the red carpet for um ellen oh get your life gotta use that opportunity heck yeah that's pretty cool so bachelor huh why does my dog insist on playing in this room there's a whole house because you're in that room and you want to talk batch i mean I kind of want to get it out of the way. Because I've been a little disappointed the last couple apps.

Really? I thought you were like the biggest fan of this season. I thought that it came out the gates flying high. You know? We had Champagne Gate. I mean, that was phenomenal. Then we had like Adderall, Alki, you know, that was phenomenal. Hannah Brown causing trouble.

That was good, I guess. Hannah Brown coming in hot every couple episodes. Chase Rice coming in being like, you know what? And then now I feel like it's just like, you know? I didn't realize that we were down to this many girls like i did not realize that by the end of this episode we'd be down to four girls because i just feel like pete's relationships aren't progressing to serious enough to get down to four girls the fact that he's kept around victoria is a vict F? I wish she would

just get a neon sign or like, you know, when you go to Vegas and it's someone's birthday, they come in with that like neon sign and sparklers and they're like, like body bitch or whatever, like the, whatever the marquee says. I wish she would come in with one of those and say, Hey, guess what, dude? I don't like you at all. Send me home. Yeah. See, here's my thing. I actually like her a lot, but I agree with you. I don't think she's that into him. And the thing about Victoria is like when she's cool, she's so cool. But then once she flip flops and like turns that emotional curve that she so often does and starts to cry and freak, she's not so cool.

She's got two sides to her. And I just when she starts to go emotional freak she's not so cool she's got two sides to her and i just when she starts to go emotional i start to worry you know she was getting on his case like you're you know you're you're in a mood it's like i'm in a mood i can't believe she said that i know if i was peter i'd be like you know i'm in a mood because you're fucking don't tell me what the hell you want do you want to stay or not if you don't't, then kick rocks, lady. Go hang out with Chase Rice. I don't care. I just don't understand why she's still there. Oh, yeah.

I remember because she wants to get to Thailand. And then after that, she wants to go to Paris. And after that, she wants, you know, like she's on long for the ride, bro. It's funny because when he pulls her aside, right, they're on their little three on one. And he pulls her aside. Their conversation was going downhill very quickly and then somehow at the end she like manipulates him into feeling good about it i really was thinking like okay this is gonna be it my thing is like when he so they're on their three-on-one right they're on the three-on-one he pulls her and

the conversation is going downhill very quickly yeah like. Like she says he's in a mood. Tension is thick. They both seem moody. Neither one of them seem into it. It just seems horrible. And it's going downhill, downhill, downhill. And then somehow at the very end of their conversation, she manipulates him and loops him back around to feeling good about it.

And I just don't get how he can feel good about it. I think I'm the most mad because I thought that she was going out and Kelly was in the top four and I wanted to have my top four be right. And I was wrong. And that's annoying to me. But I also think it's this. I like Victoria F. I don't like McKenna. She's always crying for no reason. I don't like Tammy because she's obviously mean. It's like, well, who am I going to keep around here you know i agree with that he didn't see all the things kelly was saying right on the one on the interview part or

whatever so yeah you have to like take that in consideration because i i don't think kelly looked very good saying those things but he didn't see any of that so from what he saw i was really shocked that he picked those two and I thought it was hilarious that the second he gives Hannah and the Roche, she starts bawling crying. Oh, I know. He loves these emotionally unstable girls. Like,

every single one in his top four right now except Maddie. Maddie's the exception. The other three are an emotional basket case, and I think he likes that. He likes to be like the knight in shining armor. It gets to come in and save them. Okay. Can we just real quick go to the McKenna Tammy situation?

I will be the first to admit that I was wrong about Tammy. She started off cool, I thought. And then it was just like, well, I guess your role is you just like make up shit about people and like try to get girls out. She came across looking so mean. And so I can't stand for that. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent.

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Do it. There's also a little bit of me that's like, I think I could understand kind of being annoyed by mckenna she's always like crying for no reason you know like it's pretty evident peter's not that into her and she's like going overboard with the emotions i can see girls being like oh god it's happening again shut up you know i can see that and then her doing like the i'm a strong ass woman and i don't need to take that's a little bit like it's like yeah go girl but it's also like yeah but you're also crying

like every three seconds so like yeah it's kind of i don't know yeah i i wasn't sad to see either one of them go i mean you know my stance on tammy get out of here but yeah i just think mckenna for whatever reason like he just wasn't that into it which shocks me because she's an emotional basket case and he likes that but yeah i think it's also really interesting that there's only one blonde left oh yeah even even in these six there was only one blonde left it's kelsey i thought that was really funny yeah my boy's got a type and it is a tiny little brunette chick uh-huh can't believe he told maddie that he's falling in love with her. Can't believe. I know, man.

But he picked the right one to say that to because I think out of all the girls, Maddie, there's the least chance that she's going to go tell the other girls that. I can't picture her doing that. Ah, yeah. If anyone would go tell the other girls that, they're stupid. But also, like, I love that he was like, okay, so, like, you don't really know this about me, but I'm super religious, and my faith is everything, and I'm basically looking for my dad. His response was the response a guy who's not religious gives to someone who wants them to be religious. Totally. And at first, his facial expression when she was saying all these things looked very concerned.

when she was saying all these things, looked very concerned. Like to me, his face looked like, oh shit, I am really into this girl and now she's saying things that aren't gonna work, but I don't know what to do. And at first I kind of thought he was gonna be honest and be like, you know what? I grew up differently and I don't have that same faith.

I really thought he was gonna be the big boy and say that, but he did not. And that's gonna cause trouble. I think she'll be in the bottom two be the big boy and say that, but he did not. And that's going to cause trouble. I think she'll be in the bottom two, don't you? I mean, I don't know. I mean, they also tease that she's a virgin. And I mean, if we know anything about Peters, the boy likes to do some deep. So maybe fantasy suites, she'll leave or something.

Yeah. Who knows what's going to happen? My last thing about the show is this. Champagne Gate. Only a couple weeks back was Champaingate. And Kelsey and Hannah hating each other.

And then when Hannah Ann gets the rose and comes back and she walks through the doors, Kelsey freaking does the bachelor jump into her arms. That is hilarious. It's like, wait, hold on. You guys are friends now?

Really? Huh. You know, and they're also doing like girl chats. And I'm like, wait a second. Like, I get that there's not a lot of girls left, but I thought you guys hated each other. They must have made up. I guess. So I think it's kind of cute.

I did think that Kelsey's conversation with him just about her whole situation with her dad and that her mom doesn't know and like walking into that for hometowns. It's cool that she was really honest with him and trusted him with all that information, but you can't help but on his side think like it's kind of a red flag. She's like lying to her family about stuff and then asking me to kind of lie about it. My thing was, oh, God, you're going to tell America before you tell your parents. I know. That's what I'm saying. saying that's a little that's a bull move it's kind of not a great look but at least she's honest about it i guess i kind of like kelsey my thing about kelsey is like yeah she's emotional yeah she's kind of crazy sometimes but at least like she owns all of it and she's just really up front and honest about all like who she is like i just feel like she's very authentic

for better or worse and i like that about her i guess i don't know i mean like i don't even know who i'm rooting for this at this point like i said in the beginning way before the show even started i thought hannah ann's gonna win i guess i'm still gonna stick with that that would be nuts i just like don't really see their chemistry at all i still don't see it did you see the fan theory that peter actually is dating one of the producers this girl named julia yeah so funny because i know her and i don't know if it's true or not but if it is oh my god favorite thing ever really well yeah julia is awesome by the way and a good producer and very pretty so why not yeah she was pretty I saw a photo of her.

That's so freaking funny. I will say this, though. Like, I remember a lot of guys hitting on Julia when we were on The Bachelorette. Really? Yeah, because you're dating only one chick, you know, you never see, you never get to really ever get to see her. And then, you know, a hot producer comes in. It's like, well, you know what?

No, this doesn't work out. No, no one's been able to crank the tank for a while so uh let's go talk to this oh my gosh not crank the tank no anyways you have anything else about bachelor i can't no. I know. Who do you think is going to be bottom two? Top two, whatever. Top two. I mean, I'm still holding out. I hope that Hannah B comes back.

It's a Hannah and Hannah B thing. Hannah A and Hannah B. I mean, I'm not sure if that's going to happen, but it would be great. I think that the top two are Hannah Ann and Maddie. I could see that. If Victoria doesn't self-destruct and just leave in the next episode, I'm so confused. And also,

you know, it's like, it's like that Sesame Street thing. It's like one of these things is not like the other blonde chick over here. I know. So I know we can move on. Okay. I have a huge announcement.

Oh my God. You're pregnant. God. No. Oh, okay. Don't hold your breath for that one. All right.

No, it's, this isn't like breaking news cause I already posted about it, but I am going on tour this summer with Sam hunt. Very exciting. It feels weird to talk about it cause it's been top secret for a hot minute so um i couldn't say anything obviously until they were ready to announce the whole tour and everything but they did that and that's gonna be so great it's gonna be such a different thing for

me because djing clubs and like nighttime parties are very different than djing like amphitheaters during the daylight so i I don't know. I'm really excited. You know, Sam's a good friend of mine and another guy on the tour. He goes by Ernest. He's a good friend and a bunch of Sam's crew. I'm good friends with it. It's going to be a really fun summer.

So got to come out. Got to check us out. We got West Coast dates. Wells. You do? Yeah. When? I think the West Coast dates are actually the end of September.

They're like the last dates actually the end of September. They're like the last dates of the tour. Okay. So getting close to fall actually. But I'm going to require your presence. I'm there, man. I'm going to be supporting the Brandi DJ business. I've had a lot of YFTers say, you should just also make it a live podcast tour and bring Wiles.

That's not a bad idea, I guess. Oh. You know? That's actually a good idea's not a bad idea, I guess. Oh. You know? That's actually a good idea. We can do one, I guess. I don't know. I guess. Well, that's awesome, dude.

You're getting paid lots of monies. Kind of. Okay, good. Yeah. It's all about that money. No, that's not what it's about. No, yeah, that's exactly what it's about. It's like three quarters of what it's about

it's also about like having fun and like meeting new people and like expanding my audience and my brand and just all the things but also get that bread instagram content you know all right fair enough i wanted to tell the story of the other day of me riding home with this driver in a black car. Oh, do tell. Okay. Oh, you had a black car. I had a black car. And I'm not a guy that gets black cars,

but like when someone else is paying for it, then yes, please, I would get in a black car and I would go. I was up in Monterey for the AT&T Pro-Am because I was doing a bunch of podcasts for iHeart out there and because I want to play in the Pro-Am at some point. So I was out there kind of like... Are you good enough to do that? I could have probably done it this year.

If I work on my game, I think next year is my year. Okay. But I had to fly back on Saturday morning, right? Because I had rehearsals for the Grammys. So I get to the airport, the Monterey airport at 7 a.m. And, you know, Monterey is like notorious

for fog so we are socked in for two hours so I'm sitting around with a delayed flight and I'm kind of nervous because I got to get back to LA because I have to be at the Roosevelt for these rehearsals later in the afternoon so I finally land in LA and there's a driver there that's got my name and that's cool and everything and then so then we walk over to the car and we get in the car and we start going. And, you know, once I get in the car, I've only got an hour at home to hang out with Sarah before I have to leave. Right. So I get in the car. I notice that the Waze thing says 40 minutes, right? It says we're going to go home at 1118. I text Sarah. I said, guess what? Good news. I've made my flight. You know, I landed. I'll be home in 40 minutes, 1118.

She's like, hey, so great. We get to hang out before you go to your rehearsal, whatever. So he starts driving and we get on the 405. And if you're unfamiliar with Los Angeles, the 405 just sucks balls. And it just always got so much traffic, right? Yeah, it does. So the guy is a Russian guy. And I'm not really talking to him.

I talked to him a little bit when he picked me up. And so there's this one thing in the 405 where you can get off on Wilshire and you can get on Sepulveda. And basically Sepulveda runs like the entire length of 405. So you can kind of like take surface streets all the way down. So you get to miss all of the traffic on the 405. And I realize this sounds like that SNL skit, like, OK, first you have to get in the 405. Yes in the 405 and then you get in the 10 then over to five another 101 but i but anyways listen if you're living in la fucking traffic's a bitch we're in we're in the in the diamond lane or whatever and it's getting i see that the waste thing says hey get off on wilshire and take sepolvita and he

doesn't get off and so after we missed the exit, then it recalculates and it says now 1128. So he's added 10 minutes. So I go, hey man, how come you didn't take the Wilshire exit to Sepulveda? And he goes, well, it's only going to add, I can't do a Russian accent. How do you do it?

How do you do a Russian accent? How would Russian sound like? I have no idea. How do Russians sound like? I don't know. I'm not a good at accents. I know, but look, we got to do it. We got to do it.

We got to do it like a Russian. Oh, yeah. It's only going to take, it's only going to add two minutes or so. That's still bad. I don't think that's it. Okay, so I went to the Russian. So anyways, he's like, it's only going to add two minutes. And I was like, okay.

So then we get like to the next exit, which is like Santa Monica or whatever it is. And we pass that and it adds another five minutes. And I'm like, dude, why aren't we listening to the GPS? Why aren't you following the thing? And he goes, it's more trouble than it's worth for me to get all the way over and get off. And I say, he's like, what do you want me to do? I said, I just want you to get me home

as fast as humanly possible. So then finally we missed the next exit. And now I was originally supposed to get home at 1118. It now says 1148. Okay. I see that change. I'm like, dude. And he goes, what do you want me to do?

Do you want me to, do you want me to get off? And I say, yes, I want you to get off. And I want you to get off on the fastest route back. And so by this time I'm like getting a little exasperated. I'm like, like yes follow the map which is that's the point it is right and he's like listen are you are you from here yes i am and i obviously can tell that you are not because you're fucking russian dude so what is the point and he goes oh did you you know how the traffic is bad in Los Angeles? And I go, yes, I know that the traffic is bad, bro.

So he's like, fine, I'll look it up. But you know what? I had to wait two hours because your flight was delayed. What's a couple more minutes? And I was like, what? First of all, bro, it's not my fault that the plane was delayed. And what are you talking about? Because I was stuck in an airport and on an airplane for so long,

I want to get home as fast as humanly possible. I have no idea what you're saying. So then we're finally getting off. And he goes, look, look at the 405. It's completely backed up. How was I supposed to know that? And I go, because the fucking app said the 405 was blocked and is sending it off on Wilshire and takes the pulvera.

What are you talking about? He goes, well, I don't like to listen to the app. I go, your job is to fucking guide me to the one place as fast as possible. You're really upset about that. Dude, we were shouting. We were literally shouting at each other. No. So it was one of those things where I was like, by the end of it,

I was like, Are you taking off your jacket? I know, I'm sweating. I was like, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Like, what is this argument

that we're having? Like, I just don't understand, man. I can't imagine, I don't think I've ever shouted at somebody. Yes, you have. You've gotten angry.

Maybe like, my boyfriend once or twice, not Reinhardt specifically, but just a boyfriend. But I really, I'm not a shout a shouter well so i wasn't shouting i was just kind of like whatever to get this fast man was everything at their fastest and then goes i was waiting at the airport for two hours because you were late it was a couple extra minutes and that's when i was like excuse me like i'm fucking in charge of air traffic control and i can control like what you don't get to be mad at me for that and then when he said

I don't always like to listen to the GPS because it's not always right and I was like whoa dude okay and then when he said how was I supposed to know the 405 was backed up that's when I was like oh my oh my god bro I'm taking how are you supposed to know

freaking app that you're supposed to be following and also what's annoying about it is like okay if you don't believe in the app, then don't put the app up so your passenger can see it. You know? I can see it. I can see what time is just rolling off. And I was like, dude, I need to get home. Because it goes a couple extra minutes. And I was like, well, one, I don't want to hang out with you anymore.

You know? Anyways. How crazy is that, though? That is pretty insane. Like, wouldn't you have been upset? Or am I, like, kind of going... Oh, no. I would have been livid.

Yeah. So I wrote a very strongly worded email. Ooh, did you? I did. I never do that. Now it's kind of creepy because, like, he knows where I live. I don't know. He's going to come for you.

Yeah. So Groundlink was like, we'll give you 15% off. I was like, well, okay. Thanks, off. I was like, okay, thanks guys. You were like, excuse me, I was looking for a refund. Yeah. I have a good complaint. It's not as heated as yours necessarily, but it's a very millennial complaint, I feel.

So you might enjoy it. Yeah. You know Restoration Hardware has restaurants now? No. Restoration Hardware is just a store full of knobs. might enjoy it. Yeah. You know, restoration hardware has restaurants now. No restoration hardware is just a store full of knobs. They sell so many knobs and cloud sofas and knobs. Well, they also in select cities have a cafe, a restaurant. And I met some girls. Oh, my little dog would just stop barking. I had dinner with some girls last night,

and I would have never chosen to go to Restoration Hardware Cafe because I know how expensive it is for, like, really nothing great. But these girls wanted to go, so I was like, okay. And so I go, and because I didn't want to spend, like, $35 on a piece of – Oh, my God, you've got to go stop your dog. Little dog! Come here! Should I lock her in here so she can't get up?

Yes. Cool snot. Okay. Because I didn't want to spend, how much did I say? Like 35 bucks on a slab of salmon? Mm-hmm. I opted for the $13 kale Caesar. I love a kale Caesar, you know?

I received my $13 kale Caesar, and it is about this big, the bowl. Okay. Teeny tiny. The size of a candle. What? People can't see this, so it's the size of a candle. I know. Yeah, candle, sure.

Yeah. A candle, a short candle. So it's already small, and I'm like, okay, whatever. If it's bomb, it's fine. And then I started eating it, and I'm looking at it, and I'm like, you know, this salad looks very reminiscent of like an iceberg lettuce salad. It really doesn't look like kale at all. And the girl sitting across from me also ordered this kale salad. And she was like, I was going to say, I don't see any kale lettuce in this salad. And I was like me either. I like, it's like, not that it's not good. It's just like, it's just false

advertisement. Like, don't say you're getting a kale Caesar. If it's going, not that it's not good. It's just like, it's just false advertisement. Like don't say you're getting a kale Caesar if it's going to be iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce is like $2 at Walmart. Like this is ridiculous. So I would have never complained, but the other girl decided to say something. Nice. So the correct thing to do if you're the server here is to refund, right? To like not charge you for the thing that you aren't happy about. Like that's just proper customer service. So she was like, I'm going to go talk to the chef. She comes back

and she's like, yeah, the chef says that all of our salads are like 70% romaine and only like 30% of whatever lettuce is listed on the menu. Like she had some excuse and we were like, but that's false advertising. That's not, that's not what this is. And she was like, well, I don't like, I can go ask the chef if he can make you like a 100% kale salad. We were like, yes, that's what we wanted. That's what's on the menu. So she goes back and she comes back with a kale Caesar, like full of kale. At that point, I didn't even want it. I'm like, I just feel like the best customer service would have been to refund my money and not charge me for the salad. I just love the idea of like on the menu being like 70% iceberg, 30% kale.

The fact that that was the explanation was mind blowing. Well, but also like, what did you expect? You're at a restaurant inside a store that sells knobs and couches. But it is very bougie. It's a very bougie spot. I get it. But Kirsten, my friend Kirsten, she went with us. She ordered, she was like, I'm just going to get dessert, which was probably the right call. It's what I should have done. But even so, it says on the menu, it says warm chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. She was presented one cookie.

Yeah. One cookie that cost $12. So what we're saying is don't go to the restaurant in restoration hardware. I mean, you could go and sit there and have a coffee. They actually have great coffee. You could take a photo for Instagram because it's very aesthetically pleasing. But I would not recommend eating there unless you just really enjoy paying $13 for iceberg lettuce. That's all I'm saying.

That's hilarious. I've got another complaint. This is the complaints episode apparently. Oh, no. People are going to be like, I thought this was an uplifting positive podcast yeah we do we got some i got some stuff coming but i think i'm about to get rid of snapchat i think i'm done with snapchat i've been done with it for years it's very liberating so here's the thing like i go on there every once in a while and people will send me stuff and it's just a black

picture with like the letter s written on it or just a black picture with nothing on it. And it's so many of them. And my thing is, is like there are server farms somewhere in like Idaho or Silicon Valley. I don't know where server farms are that are just filled gigabytes upon what's bigger than a gigabyte. Terabyte. Terabytes on terabytes on terabytes of just pictures of black and it's the most annoying thing in the world what are you doing why are you first of all why are you sending me a black photo with the letter s on it i hate you stop also it's just like such a waste i don't know snapchat snapchat's been over bro i know it is supposedly tly TikTok's the new thing, but I have yet to try that one out. I just, I don't know how it works. I'm old. All right. So Brandi, we all know that we should be cutting

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it's very slow are you loving it or not i'm not i'm not i know i know okay so you don't have any shows i feel like i do but go ahead i feel like i need to do a google while you talk this is why we have the note section that you write down the things i love time for notes oh my god okay so i got a few one is a documentary on netflix called long shot have you heard of it no oh my god it's only 45 minutes it's not gonna burn a lot of your night but it is so freaking good it's about this guy who gets accused of murder, there's someone that comes forward and is like, does a composite and it looks just like him. And he actually has a connection with the deceased.

Come to find out, he's like, no, I couldn't have done this. And they're like, how? He's like, well, I went to a Dodger game that night. Oh, really? Okay, prove it. So then his lawyer starts like trying to figure out how to get footage from the Dodger game to prove that he's there. That night, they were filming an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Just, I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but like, it's this weird way that Larry David, creator of Curb Your Enthusiasm, gets tied into this murder case.

And it is so good. And it's also just like 45 minutes long. It's not going to take up your entire evening. So good. Long shot. Check it out. Okay. I remember my show.

Okay. Great. I had to just go to the Netflix homepage and just see it for myself. Have you seen The Stranger? So funny. Okay, I remember my show. Okay, great. I had to just go to the Netflix homepage and just see it for myself. Have you seen The Stranger? So funny. Because if you looked at our iCloud notes, you would see that under Longshot,

The Stranger's on there as well. I loved it. Did you love it? I haven't finished it. I think we're like three or four episodes in, but give everyone a little taste of what it is. Okay. I need to be careful of what I say then.

So I don't ruin it for you. It was a book, right? Is that wrong? Yes, it was a book. It was a book. So basically this girl in like a baseball cap, this like kind of cute girl in the first episode,

she like wanders up to this guy that she, that doesn't know her from anyone and basically starts telling him things about himself that she shouldn't know that no one should know. Right. That doesn't know him. And then tells him something about his wife that he himself didn't know and like blows his whole world up and then just walks away and just leaves. She continues to do that with other people. And then as you keep going, all of these people are somehow interconnected and people like know each other. And it's just this whole circle of lies and stuff that she's revealing lies to strangers and nobody knows who she is or anything. Then at the end, like everything comes together in a really cool way.

I'm not going to say obviously, but it's really, really good. It's a British, right? British show. Everyone's British in here. Yeah, but it's fantastic. It's a little bit of mystery. Definitely some drama. It's really, really good.

I loved it. The thing that he tells the guy, this is like the hook to get you invested. The thing that he tells the guy is that his wife faked her pregnancy. And then he does a little bit of digging. And yeah, crazy show. The Stranger. It really is crazy. My favorite part about it is how connected all the stories are.

Okay, so I guess I haven't gotten that far to know that yet. I feel like you have if you only have three episodes left. No, I've only gotten through three episodes. Oh, my bad. Yeah, thanks for ruining it for me. No, I didn't ruin it. I know. It's great.

I loved it. I was like, I needed a show like that. I was desperate for a good show like that. Did you watch oscars no so sorry that's okay i mean i don't know if you saw but parasite won for best picture which is cool and that was also a little watch that dude i told you about this like five episodes ago that you gotta watch parasite i know and the other one that i was like you gotta watch jo Rabbit, which it didn't win for best picture. But that movie is a immersion. You know what I did watch? It's so old, like I'm so behind.

What? Dead to Me. Did you watch that? Yeah, it was great. We talked about it on the show. I tried to start it when it came out and I just couldn't get hooked. And this time it still took like three episodes for me to get invested. I don't know why.

But once I was invested, I loved it. Speaking of the Oscars, Adam Sandler was snubbed by the Academy for Un to get invested. I don't know why, but once I was invested, I loved it. Speaking of the Oscars, Adam Sandler was snubbed by the Academy for uncut gems, but I don't know if you saw, he won an independent film award or something like that. Independent spirit award. And his speech is one of my favorite things in the world. And I thought we would play it.

Yeah, let's maybe I'll just do a little bit of it. Cause it's kind of long. Hello. My name is adam sandler thank you i stand before you trembling with thankful glee as i received the so-called best actor trophy independently speaking of course first off it is a it's great to see our host aubrey plaza again aubrey and I did a movie entitled Funny People 11 years ago.

That was actually the last time critics pretended not to hate me for five fucking minutes. Catch you in another 11 years, Aubrey. Okay. I'd like to also give a shout out to my fellow nominees, who will now and forever be known as the guys who lost to fucking Adam Sandler. How did that happen? Independent movie, Adam Sandler? To get my movie, I had to live in my car outside of fucking Ralph's, begging for nickels on fucking Kickstarter. And all Sandler had to do was get Ted Sarandos stoned. A few, you know,

a few weeks back when I was quote unquote snubbed by the Academy, it reminded me when I briefly attended high school and was overlooked for the coveted yearbook superlative category best looking.

That accolade was given to a jean jacket-wearing, feather-haired douchebag by the name of Skipper Jenkins. But my classmates did honor me with the allegedly less prestigious designation of Best Personality. And tonight, as I look around this room, I realize the Independent Spirit Awards are the best personality awards of Hollywood. He goes on for a while, but it's just a really good speech. Just Google Adam Sandler speech and it'll come up. But it reminded me of, I don't know if I ever told the story of when I, I didn't really meet Adam Sandler backstage, but I was like involved in an encounter with him. Did I ever tell you that story? No.

We're all backstage at the People's Choice Awards. Sarah had just presented. So she goes and presents and comes back and David Spade is back there. Adam Sandler's back there and a bunch of other famous people are back there. Sarah and David Spade are friends. So they had been talking once Sarah came back in the room. She was like, Hey dude, we've never met to Adam Sandler, but my brother played your son in Spanglish.

And I actually had a small role in that film. And he was like, oh my God, I totally, you know, like being very nice. And for a lot of people out there that have never been in a backstage moment, there's usually a photographer kind of like roaming around, right? Yes. Okay. Sorry, this was interactive. I was trying to be interactive with you. And so a lot of times they'll be like hey you and you and so and so get together let me take a picture the photographer said to adam sandler hey you and david spade get together i'd love to get a photo you know like old snl cast mates and his wife was standing right next to him

and then like sarah and i were right there adam sandler without missing a beat goes hey man don't be disrespectful my wife should be in this photo as well and then like pulls her in you know the camera guy was was like oh yeah of course of course of course but it was like the coolest fucking thing because because it was still coming from adam sandler who like you can't take seriously right but he was like trying to stand up for his lady who was like kind of being like pushed aside for this photo and he like wasn't standing for that and like the way he was like hey don't don't disrespect my lady like she needs to be in this photo too i thought was just so fucking cool and like the

most like adam sandler-y thing ever it was like still funny but like still like got his point across and i don't know what i'm trying to say other than adam sandler's the man that is a cool story i like that anyways adam sandler's the man i only did like a performance with him on fallon or something really yeah that's cool still loving the outsider i'm not sure if you're all caught up i have not watched yesterday's episode oh you're gonna you're gonna love it it's great i'm about to go do it you know what i did start watching and i was a little disappointed with it what the justin bieber series on youtube yeah i didn't see it first of all the episodes are very short which i know is kind of the youtube style but they're literally only like

five to seven minutes or something and it's it's truly like yes docu style stuff is just you're following them around like i get it but they also like you follow them around and they just don't do much yeah well it's just like it's just really just not that much to it. But I might keep watching it. I don't know. The other thing on my radar that I want to watch this week is a Netflix limited series,

but it's also considered a true crime documentary. It's called The Pharmacist. It's funny because I was just talking about that movie that our buddy Ozark Mark is in called The Evening Hour that's about the opioid crisis in West Virginia. This is also about the opioid addiction crisis. I don't think it's set in West Virginia. I think it's set somewhere down south. The gist of this, it says after his son's tragic death, a Louisiana pharmacist goes to extremes to expose the rampant corruption behind

the opioid addiction crisis. So I really want to watch this. I think it's going to be really good. I have a feeling you didn't watch Taylor Swift's documentary. No, I did not. I have no desire. I watched it. So I had right off the bat. The title annoys me because it's Miss Americana, which is just like feeding into the growing misunderstanding of what the fuck Americana is in our country.

You have not. You never have, nor never will you be fuck Americana is in our country. You have not, you never have, nor never will you be an Americana artist. So why would you call your movie that? I will say though, there are parts that I really love and there are parts that I'm like, well, that looks like it was staged or whatever. Say what you want about Taylor Swift. I do appreciate that she was able to stand up for like her political beliefs amidst a lot of older white guys saying that she shouldn't do that. I felt like that was like a pretty brave thing. So I'm going to give give it to her on that. Here's the thing.

If I was making a documentary about myself, I'd want me to look really great, too. And I think it also does that. All in all, I got to give props to to her for standing up to everyone that was like, this is a bad play if you go political because you're going to immediately alienate everybody. But you know what? You know, she felt like it was something that she should do, and she did it. And regardless of how you feel about her politics in general, I think that having a backbone and sticking up for yourself and what you believe in

is something that we all can agree on as a good thing. i don't know but for sure but i agree with that there is a scene though where like it's like her dad and like her business manager being like you shouldn't do this you shouldn't do this and she gets like emotional it's like one of those scenes where like i feel like that was staged and they like redid it but when that was happening i wanted to be like why doesn't she stand up and say hey what's your name oh it's bill everly cool oh what's your name johnson derrick rodson oh my name's fucking taylor swift guess who gets to make the taylor swift decisions taylor swift not derrick bill rodson minstonson anyways that's my take on it hold on i gotta get this dog. She escaped. Little dog!

How did she get out? She pushed the gate. I had her locked in my office and she pushed the gate open. Little dog. Little dog. Fucking little dog. The fact that her name is little dog. I know.

So dumb. When I have people over and I tell them, this is little dog, they look at me like I'm a horrible human yeah but really it's your sister I'm like Miley did it not me yeah I do have one more thing that's just like a little thing for me to say okay okay so this is actually really convenient that our podcast comes out on Wednesdays because this Wednesday we're doing fan club pre-sales for the Sam Hunt tour.

And I don't really have a fan club like most people. Okay. But so I kind of feel like our YFTers could be considered my fan club. So I'm going to let you guys in on the pre-sale stuff because it's technically for fan clubs only. But I'm just going to pretend like this is my fan club. So if you want to get tickets to the Sam Hunt tour, also Kit Moore, Travis Denning and Ernest are on the tour as well. Tickets go on sale to the public on February 14th, which is Thursday. It's Valentine's day. So, so today for you guys, but Wednesday, the day before

is when the presale goes on. It starts at 10 AM.m. If you just go to Sam Hunt dot com slash tour and click on tickets for whichever show you want to go to and use the promo code Brandy, you will get access to the presale. You're welcome to do it. Yeah, pretty cool. I got to go jump on a flight because I'm going to go do I'm finally back on GMA because the impeachment's over. It was never a thing a thing really i guess i'm doing the show with uh tyler cameron so tyler c tyler c so i'm gonna be have you met him he's so nice i have met him i really like him gotta be i gotta sit next to that freaking hunk a hunk of burning love jesus christ yeah yeah it's a tough tough life you know all right all right you're gonna lose and then you're coming back right i'm gonna. All right. All right. You're going to lose.

And then you're coming back. I'm going to see you on Thursday, right? Yeah. We're going to do the show live from the studio. But can't wait. Yeah. The day before Valentine's Day. We're doing the show on Galentine's Day.

Did you know that Valentine's Day is like Ryan and I's, like not our actual one year anniversary, but it's like one year from when we like when I flew over there and made that gallant gesture of flying across the world to hang out with him and we had our first date on Valentine's Day. Aww. Isn't that cute? Is that when you first did some sex? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. What did you call it earlier? Giving it up on the first date. What did you call it? What did you call it earlier? Crank in the tank? Cr. What'd you call it? What'd you call it earlier? Cranking the tank? Cranking the tank. No, but cranking the tank is when you're alone, you know? Oh, got it.

Badgering the witness. Well, a girl could also crank your tank, technically. For sure, yeah. I don't think I did that on that first night, though. I think we just went straight in, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. All right. But yeah, you know, you can crank the tank.

You can feed the pigeons. You can badger the witness, you know? You can fl crank the tank. You can feed the pigeons. You can badger the witness. You know, you can flog the dolphin. You can have some me time. You can whack off. Huh. Interesting. I got to go.

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