Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The Drunk Wells Episode

Episode Date: February 26, 2020

This week on YFT, Wells is getting litty while recording after a tough workout that made even his nipples sore, and Brandi is preparing in all the ways a woman must before heading to see her South African lover. Brandi and Wells dive into the recent episode of The Bachelor and give their thoughts on Peter’s fashion choices, Victoria’s weird love of anger, and their agreed-upon theory for the finale. Also... why are the producers being suh-savage this season!? The hosts share new fave things including a movie featuring a Jonas Brother, a podcast that will prevent you from getting surgery in Dallas, and a song by an up and coming artist named Justin Bieber. Plus, hear why Wells thinks Brandi has questionable taste in television and why Brandi thinks airplane headphones are the worst thing to happen to planes since the reclining seat debate. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. POSTMATES– Get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days when you download the app and use code YFT! BILLIE– Save 10% off your razor when you go to MyBillie.com/YFT BEST FIENDS– Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play HELLOFRESH– Go to HelloFresh.com/yft10 and use code yft10 during HelloFresh’s New Year’s sale for 10 free meals

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Hello. What up? I feel like I was just with ya. I know. Because I was. Do you feel so honored to hang out with me again so soon? No.

Oh. It's not what I expect you to say, but here we are. I listened to our episode from last week in the car today. Yeah. I LOL a lot. We're funny.

Really? What did you laugh the most at? One thing for sure was like the review. Yeah, that was pretty good. I said something to you. Like, I feel like you're

laughing so hard because you've been there or something like that and it was funny. But there was something else. I don't know. We're hilarious. That's all I know. We're? Yeah. We're. Oh. As in we are hilarious. Yeah, that

review was pretty funny, I gotta say. It had me giggling. Wells, one of my freaking favorite things happened last night. Can I tell you what it was? Did you get some booty? No, my man's in South Africa. But next best thing, I had Jenny's ice cream delivered to my door thanks to Postmates. Seriously, nothing makes me happier.

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It's Thursday. Dude, I started going to like where Sarah works out, you know? Oh, I saw that on your Insta story. Are you dying? I haven't done upper body since, I don't know, like the Reagan administration. And like my everything hurts. My nipples hurt. Oh.

Hmm. What are you lifting to make that hurt? My body and push-ups. And that's just, you know. God. Why anyone wants to be buff, I do not understand. Yeah. You know what else I don't understand?

What? Why anybody would pierce their nipples. Oh, I actually can feel that actually. Ouch. Like, oh, that sounds so painful. Yeah, I know. But like, so like for me, I got sand dollar nips, you know, and. No, what's that mean?

I got like big nips. So like. Big? I got big nips. And so. Dude. Like the large areola. So if there was a bar in there that kept them tight

i'm about it yo so next time i'm in la we're gonna go to the tattoo shop and you're gonna pierce at least one nipple no i can't do it though because i do it for the gram no because here's the thing though like i don't have any tattoos i don't have any piercings and now i'm 35 i'm too old to go do that you know yeah i guess i'm too far along sounds like an excuse to me i mean like i'm not i'm not never never pierced my nipples but like i get it though you know because like look so here's the thing like if i'm in a situation where like they're my shirt's off and i gotta like take a picture i'm tweaking the nips yo i'm getting them tight i'm getting them fucking hard as diamonds they're gonna cut glass over here

yo this conversation is taking a deep dark. I mean, it feels right to me. And I'm also drinking this vodka soda because we were watching The Bachelor today. And I feel like I needed it. I know. I do know. So do you want to start the show? Yeah, we should start the show. Let's do it.

What do you got? We started the show nine full minutes in last episode. Yeah. Well, we're only like three and a half, four. And so we're doing better. We're doing better. Buckle your seatbelts,

bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. I don't know how I held this energy. I'm exhausted. Why are you tired? Oh, why am I not tired? I just,

I'm leaving tomorrow morning for South Africa and always the day before a trip. I don't think I intentionally procrastinate and leave everything to the last day, but like somewhere deep down, I must enjoy the torture of doing everything at the last minute because that's what I do. And so I just had a million things to do today and it was snowing this morning,

snowed till like 3 p.m. So that was nuts. And I had to get my nails done. Oh, listen listen it is tough being a girl when i go over to see rye there's just so many things i have to do like you have to get my hair highlighted i have to get my nails done i have to get my vag waxed i have to shave my legs i just like i have to do so many things i have to have a tan which i'm actually gonna make him help me with over there because i don't have time to go like there's just a lot of

boxes to check when you're going to see your man you with over there. Cause I don't have time to go. Like there's just a lot of boxes to check when you're going to see your man. You've nailed them down. Like you don't have to prove anything anymore. Like don't shave the legs, like let the disco bush flow, you know, go over there like a vampire. Why not?

I don't shave them for like, okay. So I'm going for like two weeks basically. So like I'll shave my legs and probably keep them nice for like the first week. And then the second week we let it go. But like when he's been waiting three months to see me, I have to come in strong. I have to come in looking my best, feeling my best. I owe him that.

All right. I feel that. I mean, we've all been there. Sarah's got her like eyelash lady coming over right now. Yes. That's another thing. I would do that, but I'm allergic to that. I've tried.

Yeah. Well, you know who needs that? Don't say Maddie. Listening back to it, I feel like you were bullying her a little bit. Don't use bully like that. That was not being bullied. That was being honest. Here's my other thing.

I got to talk to Carrie. All right? Carrie's the guy who does all of the styling on The Bachelor. And I got to talk to him because you know what? What he's doing with peter i'm not feeling it all right is he doing that or do you think peter is like yo this is my this is my style you think peter's a guy who's like fucking drawn hard lines in the sand west lake village i feel like maybe no he's like put me in whatever's gonna look cool i don't know i mean that's how i would be straight up my boy pete was wearing a blazer that was too big for him and then a zip up jacket

and then a collared shirt how cold is it in the gold coast right now pete not cold also he in this episode he wore a pair of jeans that were, first of all, very skinny, which is fine. And then but they were rolled up at the bottom and I could see his socks and they just were rolled up funny. I don't know. Yeah, that was like in like a preview for next episode. No, I feel like it was like he was talking to Maddie. I don't know. I definitely noticed it.

And they had on boots with it. It was just a weird look. Oh, my God. You're bullying. I'm bullying. Don't bully him. You know what? Boys deserve to be bullied over their clothing choices.

Whoa! Hard take! But leave Maddie alone, okay? I used to bully you over your wardrobe choices and you've improved. Let's see. That shit was funny though. I know. This is also funny. But I feel like hearing us talk about my new tie lashes wasn't that funny so i'm sorry maddie no maddie i love you you're so cute but

sister let's just get some creamy peanut butter on those lashes girl i wish i edited this podcast because i would mute him right we got that chunky up in there. Oh. My one thing that I'm annoyed with with our podcast is I feel like we're spending way too much time on Bachelor. So let's just get into it and then get through it. Out of it. Okay. I mean, I realize some people

like it, but also the point of this podcast was never to just do Bachelor shit. There's a million of those stupid podcasts. No offense, Ben and Ashley. and but i do i watched that because whoever the bachelor is on for so many hours every week like it does take up most of my free time and so that's that's one in the bachelor's airing it's just like that's what i talk about because that's what i'm watching so all right let's start let's just try to go through it like chronologically okay okay we leave off with maddie being like hey don't fuck anybody if you do i'm gonna bail out and he's like okay weird but but she didn't i was mad at her because

she didn't explain why she felt that way yeah you don't think that he's sensing a little v card hold on he might be wondering i felt like later in this episode when she finally told him i felt like he looked a little shocked yeah i felt like he looked a little bit like oh shit yeah so he takes hannah and on the first date they go jet skiing great did you notice he was like i didn't think you were the kind of girl that would get down with the jet skiing i would have been offended by that. I'd have been like, excuse me? She's like, I'm from Knoxville, motherfucker.

Did I ride ATVs and shoot books? I'm ready for this. She's the one that took him hatchet throwing. What do you mean she can't get down with the jet skiing? No, I know. Hilarious. So here's my thought on Hannah. Watching this back,annah must be like what

the fuck is going on i have been nothing but pleasant this entire time i've been sweet i've been normal i haven't fought with you at all i've liked everything we've done i've kept my mouth shut and you just seem to like chicks who fucking don't want to be here anymore. You know, classic. You want what you can't have. Totally. But like, there's got to be a part where she's like, what is going on? I've been totally cool and chill and fucking fun this entire time. But if I had known that I got to yell at you every 17 seconds or be like, you can't do that or else I'm leaving leaving i would have played this thing completely differently that's my thought on her she must be like oh i thought i was

being cool but apparently being cool not that cool well it looks like the preview for next episode looked like she was getting a little testy over maddie and the effect she's having on the situation so maybe she's finally gonna let off some steam maybe she's finally going to let off some steam. Maybe so. The Hannah Ann date, like, yeah, it was great. They had a great time, it seemed. Like, it was nice. I just don't see the passion in their relationship

that I see with him and Victoria and that I see with him and Maddie. I don't see, like, the fire in it. You need it. You need the fire. You need the passion. I mean, you don't. You need fire in it. You need it. You need the fire. You need the passion. I mean, you don't. You need passion, but you also need.

I got to deal with you for the rest of my life. No, I know. I don't mean fire as in like fighting and stuff like that. I just mean like there's a spark. I don't know. I just don't see the spark. Yeah, but she's the hottest. I'm making dramatic hand motions for those that can't see.

She is making very dramatic. But anyway, I mean, I thought their date was fine. I thought it was very interesting that they didn't show like... You thought it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. Do you want fine for the rest of your life, Wells? I want fine! She's fine! Fine! I know you don't want fine.

Sarah's a little firecracker. Y'all got some sparks going. Yes, but Sarah and I are very agreeable about most things and for the most part we just chill and like very rarely fight i know i don't mean fighting i just mean you know what i mean you know what i mean i mean but also hannah ann is fine he's cute i think she's sitting there being like what is happening here i'm a freaking model and i'm being so chill and what's, I don't even know what's going on. Yeah. I think, I think you're going to, we're going to see a little bit of a different side

of her next week. Good. Cause that's what Pete wants. Pete wants difficult. Then he goes on the date with Victoria. What the F? She does this thing where every time she talks, the F. She does this thing where every time she talks, everything goes upward. Like she doesn't really know what's going to happen. And she's confused and concerned. And everything is in a

question. And then breaks down again. I have serious thoughts on this. Let's hear it. I think that Pete thinks that he looks like such a prince charming, wonderful dude by keeping her around. You do? I think that's what he thinks.

Like, I'm fighting for this. I'm not going to give up. But the truth of the matter is it's looking bad on him because it looks like he has no backbone. But in his mind, he's like, God, I'm such a great guy. I'm keeping her around. I'm fighting for this. I'm fighting for love and all that kind of stuff. But we're all like, what is going on here?

Like, how do you rationalize this? I think Victoria F. is the classic, you want what you can't have. She's super, super hot, super flighty they're all hot we've all dated somebody like that she but she's on another level she's on another level she's so combative and everything and it's like he can't he just can't figure her out he just can't pin her down and it's i think it's the classic like like you want to be the one that makes somebody pull it together like we've all dated somebody

like that I feel they have like a fire and a passion of some sort that keeps him like like wish it like hoping things are that she's gonna like turn around and wake up one day and be communicative and stuff but the I think the bottom line is she just is so emotionally immature when it comes to relationships and whether that's because of what she said this week where she said she her last relationship was so traumatizing and whatever like whatever it is she's just not on the same level as he is like relationship wise about being able to like talk through things and talk about your feelings and like he I really liked how when they were sitting down at dinner like he said to to her, what was it in your last,

in your last relationship that made you feel like you weren't good enough? I don't know if there's exact words, but that's basically what he was saying. And he wanted her to dig deep and be vulnerable and say what that was. And she just wouldn't. And if she's not willing to break down the walls and be vulnerable with him and be honest about what, why she feels unworthy and why she feels all these things, then their relationship is not going to work. I just think she's someone who likes to be angry. She likes to always feel like she's painted into a corner,

and that's where she feels most comfortable is being combative. Every conversation she has, she flourishes when she's angry. But don't you think that people that get angry when they're confronted, it's like a front for not wanting to have to be vulnerable. Everybody I know that's angry like that, like when you confront them about something and especially about something that involves their feelings, people that just immediately go to anger

don't want to feel what they feel. Maybe so. That's my theory. We're getting deep. Psych 101, baby. Victoria with F. And then we get into maddie i did like when maddie was talking to hannah ann and she was like basically saying hey listen i told him that if he's intimate with anybody i'm gonna bail hannah ann's like in like interviews she was like wait what i'm so confused because we all knew what we were signing up for

this is the show this is what we're doing but then i was thinking about it adversely that's a totally normal thought i don't want my boyfriend fucking anybody else like that's a normal totally normal thing only in this world are we like oh i can't believe she's angry that he's fucking other people. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. So I see both sides of it. Totally. I have a feeling Maddie never thought she'd get this far. Yeah.

Or hoped she wouldn't. It was her dad that was like, how'd you get here? Yeah. Like, how are you still here? Yeah. So I feel like the plan was probably to not make it so far. Can we talk about the producers are so savage this year. Have they ever had the women live together during Fantasy Suite Week?

No, but I loved it. It's crazy. They needed the girls to find out that there's one girl that hasn't told him that she's a virgin and that she put this ultimatum on. What's even more savage is that

they made her go last horrible it was so horrible but you know what them's the breaks he's red blooded american he makes his own decisions yeah and my boy pete likes to get down dirty you know yeah when he tells maddie that he's been intimate, it sounds like it's singular. It doesn't sound plural to me. I know. So it sounds like he was intimate with one. Who do you think it was? Let's say it on three.

One, two, three. Hannah Ann. Victoria. Oh, no way. Yeah, I do. Really? Yeah. Because I think their sexual tension is really the only reason that she's still here.

Yeah. Hannah Ann's such a good girl. And this is a complete shot in the dark here. But when she was talking to Maddie and having this whole virgin, I gave him an ultimatum conversation. Yeah. Did you see at one point her eyes got really small and she made this face when Maddie was talking?

Yeah. really small and like she like made this face when maddie was talking yeah i wonder if peter they didn't have sex that night and she's now in her mind thinking wait a second did he not have sex maybe because maddie gave him an ultimatum maybe there was something going on in her head when she squinted her eyes and made that face and then when victoria f finds out about all this, she's so angry. She just needs something to be angry about. You know, it's true. Who gives a shit? Like, that's not your problem.

That's not your issue. That's someone else's issue. But she grasps on to being angry because, like I said before, she likes to be mad. That's her thing. So what do we think is going to happen here? I know what I've been saying about Hannah B coming back and like that. That's just pie in the sky, guys. Like, that's just what I want to happen.

The mini producer and me like that's like that. That's the show, baby. But here's what I think is going to happen. I mean, obviously, Maddie is like deuces. I'm out. You fucked one of them at least. She's going to leave. He's going to take Hannah Ann back to meet the mom and dad.

But he's going to have to break down and be like, yo, the one that I was in love with is Maddie. And then that's when Chris comes out. It's like, we just found out this information. She still wants to be with you. This is exactly what I think too. She went to confession and did a bunch of rosaries and now

she's forgiven you because that's what Jesus would do, WWJD. And now she's coming back. And now he has to make a decision on live television. Yeah, that's basically what I think too. has to make a decision on live television. Yeah, that's basically what I think, too. I think Maddie's going to leave. Maddie left.

What are you talking about? Maddie left. Maddie left. Huh? Maddie left. I mean, it seems that way. What are you talking about? She fucking left that date.

And then you see, like, next week there's only one rose and just two of them. Yeah. So, I mean, yes, it appears that Maddie left. But do you think she really just walked out and didn't have any sort of like goodbye Peter conversation? Yes. I don't know about that. I don't know. But I do think if she hasn't already left, she's leaving.

And then I think she comes back when he's about to propose to Hannah Ann. That's what I think. Okay. Who do you think he's going to end up with? If Maddie comes back, Maddie for sure. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Still sticking with Hannah Ann.

I don't know what they would do about Fantasy Suites, but I do think Maddie would make a great Bachelorette. I was talking about this with Sarah. I don't think so, and I'll tell you why. Because of her faith, this whole experience goes against that. It does, but she agreed to go on the show, even though it is. And I don't know if they've ever had somebody that has such a strong faith like her be the Bachelorette. And I think it'd be an interesting season.

You have to keep in mind, like a lot of middle America, I feel, that watches this show probably shares a very similar faith as Maddie. I just think it'd be an interesting season. But I just don't know be an interesting season. I, but I just don't know what they would do about fantasy sweets. Cause she obviously wouldn't do that. Yeah. Fantasy Sunday school. Exactly.

Anyways, remember I was all aboard this season and then I was like, I don't know guys over it. And I'm back. You're back in. I have one more thing to say. What is it? So when the girls are all sitting in their freaking shared house, which is nuts, I die over every time one of the girls walks in, the other two just like, like everybody just

showers each other in compliments. You look so cute. You look so skinny. I love your dress. Because when you don't know what to, as a female, when you don't want to know what to say to another female, you compliment them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like the only thing you can do.

And so it just cracks me up because every time somebody walked in it was just like a compliment shower happening i know and you know what we all need that in our life and the best one is i think hannah ann is the one that says to victoria ev you look so skinny and she goes thank you you it's so good i know okay i'm done telling a woman they look skinny is it's more powerful than i love you it really is oh my god there's so much wrong with that there's i i know there's so much wrong with that but i'm just telling you it's true uh-huh great stuff i mean the show's killing it i just don't know who the bachelorette is going to be i actually just don't think anyone's really good for it yeah that's why i think the hand of bees coming back that would be insane i guess but i vote no for that it's a chapter that has been left unwritten. She didn't find anybody. Well, that's her fault.

Actually, it's Jed's fault. I mean, it's a lot of people's fault, to be fair. Okay, are we done with Bachelor? Yeah, let's be done with it. Okay, good times. R.I.P. R.I.P. See you in B.I.P.

Oh, yeah, I'm just pumped for Paradise. Me too. Can we skip Bachelorette and just go straight to Paradise? Mm-hmm. There would be no dudes there, but yeah. Oh, we can find some guys. I will say this. I'm annoyed that my joke of what the Victoria F was used by every podcast. Was it?

Derek and like the Betches one used basically the same thing and so did Caitlin's. And then someone was like, did you guys all decide to like have that be the episode? And then I had to tweet out. We recorded ours way earlier. On the 14th, days before the episode came out. So we win. We win. So I started packing earlier for South Africa.

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And all the things. Brandy, you know I've been doing a bunch of traveling recently, which means that've been doing a bunch of traveling recently, which means that I've got a lot of time in the airplane, which means I don't have Wi-Fi. And I've been trying to keep myself occupied, so I've been playing Best Fiends. Have you heard about this game?

I have a bunch of friends that play it, and I know you talk about it a lot, so it must be awesome. Do I need to check it out tomorrow on my flight? I think you do. If you're looking for a fun way to pass the time while engaging your brain and enjoying breathtaking visuals and a gripping story, your answer is, yeah, Best Fiends.

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I have some fave things though, bro. Well, let's hear about it, bruh. Have you seen Guy Ritchie's new film called The Gentleman? I haven't. Oh my god. Is it great?

Phenomenal. Okay, so I'm a huge Guy Ritchie fan. I'll just say that right out loud. That's not me going out on a limb there. I mean, he's made some fantastic films. Snatch is one of my favorite films in the world. And I'm going out on a limb there. I mean, he's made some fantastic films. Snatch is one of my favorite films in the world. And I'm going to say this right now. I think as good as Snatch is, not as good as The Gentleman.

Really? Star freaking studded, bro. All right. You got Matthew McConaughey. You got Charlie. Love him. Charlie. He's hot.

You know him from Sons of Anarchy. Sons of Anarchy. Yep. You have Colin Farrell. Whoa. Blast from the past. You have Henry Golding. You know who that is?

No. He was the hot guy in Crazy Rich Asians. Never saw it. Really? That was like the movie of the year. Yeah, I didn't see it. And then you have my friends, Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant is the best character I've seen in film in quite some time.

So funny. So good. It's like any Guy Ritchie movie. It's a gangster movie. It's a shoot-em-up movie. It's a lot of dialogue that's British. It's hard to understand. I'll read the synopsis. Yeah.

An American expat tries to sell off his highly profitable marijuana empire in London, triggering plots, schemes, bribery, and blackmail in an attempt to steal his domain out from under him. The Gentleman. Oh, by the way, do you know who else is in it? Who else? Jeremy Strong. Do you know who Jeremy Strong is?

No. Yeah, you do. Who is it? He's in succession as Kendall Roy. Oh, I didn't watch that. What? Kendall Succession was so good. Oh, my God.

Dude, fucking rewind the reels and go back 12 episodes where I wouldn't shut the hell up about Succession. I know. I tried to watch it so many times. Oh, God. I hate you. Dude, you, for a person who does a show about good shit, you have the worst taste in shit. A lot of our listeners would disagree with that. No, I'm sorry.

They will not. Succession is, like, also, like, our listeners, just, like, critics in general, Succession is, like, one of the best things out there right now. I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying I fell asleep all three times I tried to watch episode one. Okay? Anyways, Matthew McConaughey, he's whatever.

I mean, he's good, but he's just like, he's just Matthew McConaughey. He's just the guy that's there. It's like, man, all right, all right, all right. I'm going to roll around this booger between my fingers, you know? But like Charlie Hunnam, Hunnam, Hunnam, Hunnam. Is he everything? He's phenomenal. And it's a lot of Hugh Grant basically

is trying to blackmail Matthew McConaughey and Charlie Hunnam. Am I saying his name right? I have no clue. Well, you guys know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Charlie is Matthew McConaughey's right-hand man. And so Hugh Grant is blackmailing Matthew through Charlie and he's telling him the story of why he's blackmailing him and why he knows all this information vis-a-vis through a screenplay that he's written because he's been like observing all of, doing all their nefarious things. The back and forth between Charlie and Hugh is so freaking good.

And then Colin Farrell, albeit a very small role, is so funny and so cool. I haven't been to a movie theater in quite a while. We went to go see it on Valentine's Day. That movie is phenomenal. Write it down, kids. Okay. There you go.

The gentleman go check it out. You got to go to a theater to see it. That's what you're saying. Yeah. It's in theaters right now and it's worth it. I'm telling you it's worth it. It's worth the $75 or however much it costs to go to movies. $75.

I mean, it's 45 to get in there and then you go get the popcorn and you get a beer and who knows what's going to happen. $45? I mean, it's $45 to get in there, and then you go get the popcorn, and you get a beer, and who knows what's going to happen. Have you watched this Lock and Key series? No, but I see a lot of billboards about it. Yeah. I've been seeing lots of previews. Have you seen it?

No. I think I'm going to download it for the flight tomorrow, though. Great review. Okay. You're killing it, kid. Yeah. You know what else I'm going to download for the plane? What? To all the boys, PS

I still love you. Oh yeah? Yeah, you know you watched the first one, right? No, I don't. To all the boys I've loved before. You haven't seen that? No, I don't care about Noah. He's such a cutie. Who loves him? Or at least he did. He tweeted at her a couple times.

Just saying. Who else is it? Jordan Fisher's in it, right? Yeah, I think. I like Jordan. Jordan's cool. Wow, since I've seen it. Definitely download that.

Come back to me with that one. I finally saw Don't Fuck With Cats. Okay. Dude. Have you seen it? No. I know. We were like, we can't watch it. We don't want to see animals getting hurt. Dude. Have you seen it? No. I know. We were like, we can't watch it.

We don't want to see animals getting hurt. Nope. Like, I know. And here's the thing. And I heard this a lot from people. I persevered. I pushed through. You don't really get to see them getting killed.

And it's really only in the first episode that you do, but the story that unravels from it is so bonkers and crazy, and the twist at the end is so good. Listen, I get it if you don't want to watch it, but if you do love true crime, you need to watch Don't Fuck With Cats. I'm telling you, Brandy. Can't do it. I think you can. No, I can't watch animals get hurt.

You don't really see it, though. Like, they don't show it. I don't know. But, like, this group of Facebook dorks hunts down this murderer. It's amazing. It's amazing. I totally understand why there is profiles and stuff of people who like torture animals or come from like crazy homes turn to like being sociopaths and then like serial killers. You can totally see this guy's journey. A lot of weird undertones of wanting to be famous and wanting to be known in this day and age of likes and views and stuff.

It's commentary on a lot of what we're dealing with with Instagram and all that kind of stuff. It's phenomenal. For those of you who have seen it, I'll just say the mom is crazy. You know? Like, what are you talking about, lady? You know? I don't know. You don't know? Where do you watch this show at that's on netflix

dude dude don't fuck with that's good like i'm not breaking the bank here like everyone knows that this is a popular one but man oh man okay i'm not gonna watch it but i'm here for it i think you need to watch it can't okay i got one then for you okay have you heard of dr death no whoa bro dr death it sounds horrible no okay it's a podcast though oh so if you can strip yourself away from our podcast i can't it's too good i know but if you can strip yourself away from our podcast. I can't. It's too good. I know. But if you can strip yourself away from our podcast to go listen to Dr. Death, you got to. Okay. So I'm not even done with it yet. Okay. Let me just read the synopsis. Dr. Christopher Dunsch was a neurosurgeon who radiated confidence. He claimed he was the best in Dallas. If you had back pain and had tried everything else,

Dr. Dunsch could give you the spine surgery that would take your pain away. But soon his patients started experiencing complications, and all they had to protect them was a system ill-equipped to stop the madness. Dr. Death is about a medical system that failed to protect these patients at every possible turn. Reported and hosted by Laura Beal. Okay, so just fucking A, dude. This is a neurosurgeon who was killing people left and right. Like during surgery?

Leaving people paralyzed. Quadriplegic. Paraplegic. Dude, this guy was so bad. Why does he do this? Leaving people paralyzed. Quadriplegic. Paraplegic. Dude, this guy was so bad. Why does he do this? Because he's a psycho? He's a shit.

No, he's a shitty doctor. And so it's like all these doctors who have to like, once he like goes in there and like doesn't know what he's doing and just fucks everyone up and like throws nuts and bolts into people's fucking necks and like it's cutting larynxes and and blood vessels and vocal cores he's just slicing everybody up and then all these other doctors coming in being like who did this what butcher did this and then so like then the doctors are like well we need to report this guy and then it goes into like this weird rabbit hole of the checks and balances for our doctors is so shitty because everyone's terrified of getting sued that nothing is done and so many people are getting hurt because of this guy you've got to listen to this but this pot like i i started it today i'm almost done with it no where is he a doctor at does it say? In Dallas and like in Tennessee. I live in Tennessee.

Well, he didn't practice in Nashville. I'm telling you, it is so crazy. Dr. Death. I mean, I'm not giving him a ding for what he did, but I'm giving it a ding for how good the show was. I'm giving the podcast a ding. I'm giving the podcast a ding. I'm giving the podcast a ding. The show's about shit that fucking people need to know about.

I know. That's terrifying. Gotta know about it, dude. Do you? Or do we just watch Grey's Anatomy that's fictional and cute and all about love and drama? I saw Midway. Have you seen that movie? That sounds so familiar, but I don't think so.

Jonas Brothers in it. I don't know. It's pretty good. Jonas Brothers. Yeah. Jonas Brothers is just popping up in movies. It's randomly. I don't know why.

I think it was Nick or Joe. Who's the youngest one? Nick. Yeah. It's not Kevin. Kevin, my boy. Yeah. Nick's in it.

I don't know why. Nick's a hero in it. Nick's pretty good. And I will say that it was pretty good. I didn't know why. Nick's a hero in it. Nick's pretty good in it. I will say that. It was pretty good. I didn't know the whole history of Midway. So, you know, there's that. What else did I see that I kind of liked? I've been on planes a lot recently, Brandy.

Really? Have you? Yeah. I've been watching a lot of stuff. I feel like I watched something on the plane. But, okay. God, we talk about how shitty flying is so often. I know.

But you know the freaking headphones that they give you slash sell you to watch the movies with? Yeah, why are they always so terrible? They're horrible. I couldn't hear anything. Oh, I was trying to watch The Joker. Yeah. And it literally is like watching it with no sound because I couldn't hear anything out of these headphones. So it's always like, this is what it sounds like.

And here's the dark. Yeah. Joker. That was incredible. It's exactly what it sounds like i know you're like what is this for me every single time one of the headphones is much like one of the ear things is much louder than the other one so it's like i basically i'm listening out of one oh yeah it's just horrible that's why i don't watch stuff on planes i know you just gotta bring your own headphones

oh they're so bulky i know so i started watching a new show on tbs i like a lot tbs tbs very funny what year are you living in i'm living in the year of well you know you're 2020 this is the drunk wells episode clearly that glass looks nice and empty it's empty i gotta get another one oh boy i'm actually not that drunk i'm just passionate it's a show called miracle workers i think i'm in the second season now where it's miracleacle Workers Dark Ages. So Miracle Workers is like all the same cast and they just like change it up the setting. Daniel Radcliffe, Steve Buscemi and a few other people. Here's the synopsis. Miracle Workers goes back in time for its next installment.

Miracle Workers Dark Ages. Daniel Radcliffe, Steve Buscemi, and then a bunch of other people's names that I don't really know how to pronounce, return in new roles and face new challenges as a group of medieval villagers who are trying to stay positive in an age of extreme income equality, poor health care, and widespread ignorance. So basically, it's a comedy that's happening in the Middle Ages, and it is so funny. Daniel Radcliffe plays the prince. He's the son of the king. He is, like, very effeminate and not loved by his father,

who's, like, a warlord. Steve Buscemi is also— Who knows how to say Steve Buscemi's name? Is it Buscemi? Is it Buscemi? Is it Buscemi? No one knows, all right? No one knows. It's as it Buscemi? No one knows, alright? No one knows. It's as confusing as the teeth in his mouth, alright? No one knows where they're supposed to go and how the letter's supposed to be sounded out.

He's the shit scraper, or the shit picker-upper. I don't know. It's something like that. And he just has to go around picking up everyone's shit. There's a bunch of other really funny characters. They're like peasants, and then it's a lot of Daniel Radcliffe trying to figure out like where he fits in all of this because he's the prince but he's hated by his father very funny

show set in the dark ages miracle workers dark ages on tbs can't believe i'm saying that but check it out on tbs how does oneBS? You know, just on the television. Like cable? Oh, my God. What? That was like the most Gen X thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I don't have cable. You're a Gen Xer, aren't you?

No. It's on cable, yes. But I also believe that TBS is something, like, if you just go to TBS.com, you can go watch all these episodes. They're available right there. Here, let's watch the trailer. Father, may I ask you something? There's this young woman that I've come to know recently. You should murder her.

When are you going back to therapy? Never. Right. Do you ever feel like we're living during a particularly bad period in history? It's time to kill a person! Hey, that's me. I come from a long line of murderous tyrants.

It's just a lot of pressure on me to... Carry on the family tradition. Yes. I have no talent, no skills. If I wasn't the son of the king, I'd be nothing. I mean, it's hard to argue with that. The earth is flat, the devil is real, and that is everything that we know. That's it? Congratulations, graduates!

Woo-hoo! If you work hard, be kind, everything will always go your way. Do you think I've lived up to my father's expectations? Am I good for nothing? That's gonna be a hard no. Setting up the music. Bard, play party mix. A bear has a long, long tail.

Let's get the party, party, party. Everybody's at the party. A bear has a long, long tail. Let's get. Party, party, party. Everybody's at the party. We're all at the party, party. Stop. Anyways, it's pretty funny. Brandy. Yo.

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and one I just started. So the one I finished, I feel like I mentioned this when I started it. Friend gave it to me. It's called All the Ugly and Wonderful Things by Bren Greenwood. Okay. I feel like I read the synopsis on the book cover before, but so I'm just going to kind of summarize in my own words what it was because I don't think I love the synopsis like on the book cover before but so i'm just gonna kind of summarize summarize in my own words what it was because i don't think i love the synopsis but basically it's set like maybe the 70s it's set like a little bit further back and it's about the main character is a girl named wavy and this girl is like literally 12 years old and her parents are, well, her parents are not only drug dealers, but drug addicts. And she like lives in a trailer park in, I think it's like Louisiana or Texas,

somewhere down South. And, and then her aunt is her mom's sister, who is like the complete opposite of her mom. And she's like really well off and lives in like the suburbs and her daughters are normal and blah, blah, blah. And so she kind of tries to take Wavy in and gets involved in her life. And long story short, Wavy, the whole premise of the book is that Wavy falls in love with a guy that's like almost 30. Basically, this whole story is about Wavy and this guy and everyone trying to get involved. It's a glimpse into what it must be like for a kid to grow up in a household with drug dealer parents.

It's just absolutely insane. And she's got a younger brother and the two of them kind of like fend for themselves. And I feel like I mentioned when I first started reading it, like Wavy's got like a ton of quote unquote issues. And one of the like because of her freaking issues. And one of the, like, because of her frigging psycho parents. And one of them is that she won't eat anything because her mom told her when she was really young that like, if she eats something, then, then she's dirty, like it's dirty to eat. And so the girls doesn't eat. And she'd also like, doesn't talk really because her

mom told her something about, you know, if you talk, then people with something, she like made up some thing that made the girl not talk. And so she's just so freaking damaged from her parents but i don't know it's just a great story it's about the characters it's about wavy and it's just really really good i liked it a lot awesome dang yeah um and then so i just started a book um on the way home from la actually and i'm obsessed with it it's like a crime thriller. You know I love those. Uh-huh. Called Jar of Hearts by Jennifer Hillier. H-I-L-L-I-E-R. So I'm going to read the synopsis

so I don't give anything away because there's a lot going on in this one. Sorry I don't have a cool voice like Wells. That's okay. This is a story of three best friends, one who was murdered, one who went to prison, and one who's been searching for the truth all these years. When she was 16 years old, Angela Wong, one of the most popular

girls in school, disappeared without a trace. Nobody ever suspected that her best friend, Georgina, now an executive and rising star at her Seattle pharmaceutical company, was involved in any way. Certainly not Kaiser Brody, who was close with both girls in high school. But 14 years later, Angela's remains are discovered in the woods near Georgina, they call her Gio, near Gio's childhood home, and Kaiser, who is now a detective with Seattle PD, finally learns the truth. Angela was a victim of Calvin James, the same Calvin James who murdered at least three other women. To the authorities, Calvin is a serial killer, but to Gio, he's something else entirely.

Back in high school, Calvin was Gio's first love. Turbulent and often volatile, their relationship bordered on obsession from the moment they met right up until the night Angela was killed. For 14 years, Gio knew what happened to Angela and told no one. For 14 years, she carried the secret of Angela's death until Gio was arrested and sent to prison. While everyone thinks they finally know the truth, there are dark secrets buried deep,

and what happened that fateful night is more complex and more chilling than anyone really knows. Now the obsessive past catches up with the deadly present when new bodies begin to turn up, killed in the exact same manner as Angela Wong. How far will someone go to bury her secrets and hide her grief? How long can you get away with a lie? How long can you live with a lie?

Find out in Jennifer Hillier's Jar of Hearts. Ooh, that one sounds good. It is. It's really good. I'm like not even halfway through. You learn in the very beginning that Georgina was involved in her best friend's murder, basically. And it was her and her boyfriend that did it. And it's just crazy. That sounds really good.

It reminds me like a little bit of Orange is the New Black. Uh-huh. You know, her boyfriend is the one that kills Angela, but she was there. She's an accessory to murder or whatever, and she gets thrown in prison, and she's this like, you know, pretty well-off, put-together girl who gets thrown into prison

where she totally stands on like a sore thumb, and so you get a glimpse of that like prison life situation, and then you also on the other side, you know, get the whole murder investigation, and they're trying to find the serial killer kind of thing, so read so far i'll let you know how i like it at the end i'm excited to hear about that we'll make a great film just saying all right you got any music i do actually have some music what do you got do you know jack garrett is i don't think so guys let me just educate you so he put out a he put out an album in 2016 called Phase. Phenomenal album. Like listen to the entire thing all the way through. Listen to it while you're driving. It's a great driving album. Or if you just like need something on in the background while you're working or something. Loved it. But he has a new song out called time yeah so time is the song i like i've been listening to the radio

edit i'm not really sure quite sure the difference between the two but but yes time is the song i'd like you to play when time is on your side When time is on your side Now everything you think you know Now everything you think you know Of your desire Is trembling at the edges

You're not alright Afraid to look inside yourself Afraid you'll fall Okay, I can dig. He has a really cool voice. Okay, seriously, if you guys don't know of him, go listen to FaZe, his older album. I would highly recommend listening to the entire thing,

but if you just want to check out a few songs, Breathe, Life, W life worry and i couldn't want you anyway are three of my faves okay other album and then on the completely other side of the music spectrum i am really digging the new justin bieber song called forever featuring post malone really pumped that we are pumping Justin Bieber. It's good. Who needs no help. me forever ever ever would you be here with me forever ever ever waking up all alone ain't better better better every time i go the wrong way turn me back around turn me back like whoa all right cool i mean what you're funny i funny. I like it. I like it. I like it.

Okay. I had one I wanted to do. Oh, you do. Oh, you do. My mom hates when I do that. Your mom hates it? When I do the, oh, you do. Yeah.

Her and Miley freak out when I do it oh I got a song my buddy John Wesley Satterfield who I freaking love by the way we've played stuff from him on the show before it's got a new song out it's called How Could You it just came out

you gotta check it out here it is you ain't really sorry you ain't crying baby came out. You gotta check it out. Here it is. How could you use that four little word with me To cover up the four you did with him? You can't break me, baby, but I'm feeling pretty bent And you can't blame me now for where I wanna go To shake the feelings that I already know

All too well to hell I wanna make you feel this for yourself. I'm too tired to fight and you're too drunk to remember what I'm going to say anyway. You ain't really sorry and you ain't crying, baby. John and Leslie Satterfield, one of my good buddies. Phenomenal musician. Good man. That's a song called How Could You.

It's brand new. Go download it, stream it, wherever you get music, I guess. And yeah, go follow him as well. John Wesley Satterfield. I love him, man. Anyways, I think that's all I got. Yeah, me too. I got to finish packing.

I can't believe it's 1020. All right. Let's get out of here then. I love you guys. Next time I talk to y'all, I'll be in South Africa. Oh, my God. So happy. Are we going to be able to do that?

Yeah. By the way, did Rye hear the last episode? He hasn't mentioned it. Okay. Because a lot of people liked that note that he sent you. I mean, what's not to like? So sweet. I get it. All right. Well, safe travels, Brand you. I mean, what's not to like? So sweet. I get it.

All right. Well, safe travels, Brandi. I love you so much. Thanks, Wells. Love you. Okay. Bye. Bye.

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