Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The Kids are Meant to Party
Episode Date: October 15, 2025Things are getting wooshy this week — maybe it’s Brandi’s post-blood-draw haze or Wells’ weed drink enlightenment — but either way, YFT is straight-up floatin y'all. Exhibit A: Well...s clocked a full nine hours and seventeen minutes of sleep with a resting heart rate low enough to qualify him for a Mayo Clinic newsletter (he swears he’s fine). From there, your hosts spin into why billionaires only ever seem to climb Everest or start space programs, why Mallworld might be the greatest shared fever dream of our generation, and why today’s kids simply need to go out and party more.Fave things this week include medieval dragons, true hauntings, dancing stars and missing cons, plus some wildly passionate listener voicemails to round it all out. Buckle up, YFT fam — we’re wooshin’.Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT.Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft.Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.Cowboy Colostrum: For a limited time, our listeners are getting 25% off their entire order. Just head to CowboyColostrum.com and use code YFT at checkout.Fabletics: Treat yourself to gear that looks good, feels good, and doesn’t break the bank with Fabletics. Go to Fabletics.com/YFT and sign up as a VIP and get eighty percent off everything.Draft Kings: New players get FIVE HUNDRED SPINS over TEN DAYS on your choice of Cash Eruption slots when you wager five dollars. Get the app, sign up with code YFT, then start spinning on THE Home of Cash Eruption.Skims: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at SKIMS.com. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that followsDon’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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uh what's it hello what are you doing just sitting here talking to you yeah no but what were you doing
before this what are you what are you doing after this what's going on well i actually went this morning
to do my second round of blood work oh okay so we did that this morning not going to lie i felt
a little wushier this time what does wushier mean wushy like i was wushy
Like you almost fainted?
Yeah, I just started to feel like a lightheaded.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, like, I didn't feel like I was going to pass out, but like I just felt whooshy, you know?
No.
Woozy, woozy.
Yeah, woozy, I think is what you're.
Yeah, woozy is not a word.
See, I feel like woozy is the word though, because I feel like.
Because that's the, that's the feeling you felt was woozy.
It's like a combo of woozy and swooshy.
What is, I don't think swooshy is.
Yeah, like when you're like...
Are you on drugs right now?
No, I'm not on drugs.
Did they give you a little bit of like happy juice?
I fucking wish because then I wouldn't have felt whooshy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you, so does blood make you faint?
No, not just woozy though.
I felt like I was moving, like sway like swooshy.
Who are you talking to right now?
Matt.
Oh, okay.
I'm crazy.
Do you get like lightheaded when you get blood drawn?
Yes.
Oh, so you're one of those people.
that doesn't happen to me
I can feel the blood leaving my arm
I can so and it just makes me feel
whooshy do you look at it
no
you know yes but I can feel it
I can feel it leaving and it just
yeah it feels warm as it like leaves
it in the tube leaves it yeah
yeah but it's not that big of it you got plenty of blood
I don't know I don't like them taking it
yeah it was fine actually like this place
like it really was so simple like it takes 10 minutes you go in it's very easy to do and like because of all the things I'm testing I have to fast so I can't have food which makes it worse you know yeah that helps that definitely does it yeah so anyway that's what we did this morning and then stopped for a little breakfast to break that fast and now I'm talking to you what kind of brecky did you get we both got breakfast burritos have you ever been to I know you're not like a like a Franklin boy but have you been to urban you
market. I don't know, maybe. Is it in the Franklin warehouse? It's not, isn't it called?
No, it's not. Do you know what I'm talking about? The factory at the factory at Franklin.
The factory, no, it's not. It's just like a little spot. It's very good. It's up there, had some
burritos, got some coffee. Here we are. Nice. Big morning. Big old morning. Dude, I, do you have an
o'er ring? You know it. The kind of sleep I got last night. Shitty? No. This is the orering was like,
what the fuck just happened dude let me give you some stats of my or i love the sleep stat so i don't
sleep very well right like i just yeah i'm a great sleeper i don't sleep very well i always wake up
in the middle of the night i'm getting old so my prostates making me pee multiple times a day which
is great multiple times a night but i think i needed it i have stopped drinking but then
stopped quote unquote i'm not quitting i'm not like an alcoholic you know but i just have like
cut it out unless like it's worthy of it and it was my brother's birthday party the other day so it was
worthy of it you know like but my hangovers are just ridiculous so i was all day yesterday just hung
over i drank a weed drink by the way do you do that often no but sometimes when you're really
hung over you're like a weed drink might help you know anyways i had one of them i was like nothing
happens so then i had another one the way my algorithm on ticot changed once it realized
I was stone. It's so funny, by the way. Normally, it's a bunch of, like, political and, like, a little silly. It turned into, like, this lady telling me about what dreams are, really. It's about you astral projecting yourself into a different dimension. And I was just like, oh, shit, man. Anyways, all that to be said, I was a total couch potato yesterday, but I was like, I need sleep. I want to feel good. Went to bed early. I was in bed by, like, 8.30, right?
Oh, wow.
nine hours and 17 minutes of sleep time in bed 10 hours and 24 sleep efficiency 89 my resting heart rate 37 bpm
holy shit wells yeah is that okay i mean i have a runner's heart my i know but that is low it's so funny too
because like when i look at sarah's like her resting heart rate's like 60 or over right oh wow
What's yours?
Mine's usually like 47 to 49.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's got a little hummingbird heart.
If my heart rate is crazy, like if I'm drunk or whatever and I go to sleep, it'll be like in the 50s.
But normally, yeah, I'm sub 40 when I sleep.
That's crazy.
Anyways, optimal sleep score, optimal 94.
Aside from the resting heart rate being so low, like that's average, that's a normal night for me.
Oh, wasn't that nice?
What does it tell you about your stress resilience?
Strong with no major changes.
Not as good as mine.
Yeah, but I tell you what mine's better than yours is.
Your resting heart rate?
My cardiovascular health is below my actual age.
I was going to ask you how many years younger it says.
I bet it's insane.
Eleven.
Holy fuck.
That's crazy.
Mine says five years young.
That's pretty good though.
Sarah's is like, bitch, you are the age you are.
I can't believe
You're just says 11
That's crazy
I know
Which makes me 30
Which is
Well
Tell that to your hangover
That's what I
Well anyways
I feel great today
I'm excited
And I'm just happy to be here
Yeah
Well I love that
You do seem like you're in a great mood
Have you seen all the stuff
About the people who are stranded in Everest?
No but I saw your TikToks
Yeah so you're abreast
the situation now that there's a... I mean, only because of your TikTok. Well, good. First of all,
it was just a story. It wasn't a TikTok. Maybe it should have been a TikTok. I don't never know.
Some things that work on Instagram don't work on TikTok and then vice versa. My algorithm is a lot
about these people being stranded at base camp because a big blizzard came through Everest and they're
all stuck and they're trying to figure out how to get all these people off it. And I just got to say,
here's my hot tape. Let's stop climbing that mountain, guys. Let's stop doing it. Why are we doing it?
Some people like the challenge, I think.
I guess.
But you know what it is?
If you go do it yourself,
fuck yeah, dude, good for you.
That's impressive.
But all these rich motherfuckers are going up there
and they're having local Nepalese,
Sherpas,
carry all their shit like fucking pack mules.
Dude, you're not doing it.
If you got a fucking local doing all the work.
Okay?
This is true.
It's true.
It's 100% true.
Dude, if you do it just you and you're carrying your own oxygen up there and all of your shit,
damn, dude, you're a badass.
But if you're just a billionaire who's paying someone to, like, get you up there to take a picture,
fuck you, man.
Here's the other thing.
It's expensive as shit.
That money could be going elsewhere.
Could be going back to the Nepalese.
Am I saying that right?
Is it Nepalese?
I have no idea.
The Nepali, from Nepal.
Anyways.
When you become so rich, there are like three.
things you can do. One's climb Everest. Go to space. Two is space. And three is
the submarine. The submarine. There's my mother. Hold on. Please hold. Mother, you're
live on YFT. Hey, Wells. Looking cute as ever. Oh, tell her that I love her and I miss her.
He loves you and misses you. You do look great. Look at her. Of course. She's perfect. She's the
perfect person. Anyway, so yeah, so it's you climb Mount Everest. You go to
space, you go look at the Titanic or you go to Epstein's Island. And that's it. That's the only
things you guys are allowed to do. You rich fucks. Yeah. True. Oh, man. That's the clip right
there. Clip it. That's a good clip. The other thing that I realized about my TikTok algorithm
is so weird. It thinks I need beef tallow. It is constantly trying to sell me a bucket of beef
tallow and i you should tell them your biological age is 11 years younger than your actual age
and no you don't it's like you can get this 10 pound bucket of beef tallow for it's crazy
it's really good for why do you think that i need beef tallow what's wrong with fucking olive oil
do you cook with beef towel matt does he does he does yeah from what i've read olive oil is good
for you yeah like according to all of this fucking health stuff i'm doing these days like
I'm supposed to have olive oil.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
Were you in Nashville?
Why's your mom there?
My mother is here.
She and Dom are working on this movie.
Okay.
That they shot last year and now they're here doing reshoots.
Okay.
This year.
And yeah, and I'm not going to say anything else because I don't know what I'm allowed to say.
But, yeah, it's this movie project they've been working on for a while.
Why wasn't I hired to do this?
I would feel like I would be good.
What is it about?
Is it about handsome young men?
I can't tell you.
Oh, yeah.
It must be about ugly young women.
But there is still time if you'd like to be in it.
I would.
They're going to shoot in January.
Great.
So we could write you into the script very easily.
I've got nothing going on.
My wife doesn't even live in my house anymore.
So.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I have nothing going on.
Oh, really?
Do tell.
Ma'am, I made two TV shows this year.
Okay?
You did.
Should we show the show?
Yeah.
I think it's me?
I think so.
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You got some faith things, bro, or what's happening in your life?
Yeah, I got some.
Give it to me.
I got to say, task is the best show that's come out in a very long time.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I told you.
Are you caught up?
Not at all.
I know, because I'm doing other stuff.
You're right.
you're right but I need to catch up on it it's so fucking good so I'm fully caught up there's only one
episode left it's kind of a short season yeah holy shit it's just so good like I love it is my favorite
thing I've watched in a very long time okay on HBO we talked about it a while ago next week
after the finale airs maybe you could catch up maybe we could like do a little like talk about it
because some shit went down and I I would love to discuss all right I will get on that we will talk
about it next week because I do like that show a lot did you see that they're making a new
Game of Thrones? No. It's called
Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
I think it's a prequel, spin-off.
Are any of the, like, OG stars in this one?
No. I guess not, right?
Uh-uh.
I was squire to Sir Arlen of Penny Tree
since I was a boy.
They charged me to be a good night.
I swore that I would.
Are you Baylor Targary?
Uh, no.
Then would you move the fuck out of the way?
Yeah, sorry.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Sir Duncan the Tall.
Never heard of him.
Do you know every night in the Seven Kingdoms then?
The good ones.
Burn.
If you could bring me to Ashford, I could squire for you so.
Rob me and I'll hunt you down with dogs.
You don't have dogs!
I'll get some.
Where?
Who?
I know I'm just a hedge night, but...
Sometimes I think there could be more.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like there's a lot of dragons.
No.
And I feel like what did we learn from Game of Thrones and then from whatever the second one was?
We want to see the dragons.
There seems like I only saw one and it was like a little dragon in that one.
No.
So there's a tall man, little dragon.
I need tall dragon little men.
I'll watch it.
But the trailer's just not grasping me the same way.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I do have some things that I've watched that I absolutely loved.
Favorite thing.
Just so good.
10 out 10 might be one of my favorite things I've seen in the past year.
It's called weapons.
Have you heard of it?
No.
Everyone's favorite, Julia Garner, from Ozark, is the main character.
Josh Brolin is in it as well.
Benedict Wong, who is in like Dr. Strange and all the Marvel things, he's in it.
It's a thriller, horror, and it's so freaking good.
Where do you watch this?
We rented it.
It's in theaters right now, but you can rent it on Apple TV or on Prime right now.
And I, like, I, like, really recommend it if you like scary movies.
It's so good.
When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance weapons.
Julia Garner plays the teacher of the classroom that literally one day or one night, everyone except one kid run away from their houses and no one knows where they are.
So the entire town is like, what just happened?
The entire town is angry at Julia Garner
because she's like the connective tissue
of like, this is all people from your class.
What happened, you know?
Josh Boland plays a dad of one of the kids who's missing.
He kind of confronts Julia Garner
and is trying to figure out what's going on.
He kind of like starts this investigation
because the cops don't really know what's going on.
I don't want to ruin it at all
because the twist is so fun and it's spooky.
but, like, it's not terribly spooky.
It is just, and the ending is just,
hmm, chef's kiss.
Okay.
10 at 10, go check it out.
I absolutely loved it.
If Julia Garner and Josh Brolin are in a film,
you know it's got to be good.
So are you going to watch that or no?
No, totally.
You will?
Do you like scary stuff?
I do like scary movies, yeah.
You like spooky?
Yeah.
The other spooky thing that I watched
called Drew Haunting.
It's a documentary stuff.
on Netflix about these people who have been haunted by like different entities or ghosts or whatever.
Okay.
So the first one's about this guy who goes to like kind of like this prep college, prep school
college in like upstate New York and is like this like avid runner or whatnot.
And he starts getting haunted by this like spirit, this ghost or whatever.
Bad stuff start happening to him and like it's like haunting him every night.
And he's having to sleep the main common room because crazy stuff's happening.
his roommate sees it, freaks out, and leaves, like, leaves school, and then it starts
attacking his friends.
And they have, and one of his best friends is a photographer, so they start, like, trying
to, like, call the spirit there and, like, take pictures and stuff.
It's spooky.
Okay.
And I don't love that it's real.
I don't know how real it is, but it feels real.
Are they, like, selling it like it's real?
Yes.
None of them seem like actors.
They just seem like they're just telling the story of what happened in, like, 1987.
at this prep school in up senior you know what though you know what it sounds like a little bit
do you remember that movie the fourth kind no what you don't remember the fourth kind no okay well
first of all it gave me nightmares for years okay because i thought it was real because it's it's sold to
you as not so the way it sold to you is that this is a scripted movie but they pair they side by side
the real actors like the actors with the real person yeah show interview clips of like the real
person. So you're watching this thinking like this actually
fucking happened and it's absolutely terrifying. And then like a year
later all this shit came out that none of it was real. The
real footage that was shown was also actors. Like it totally
they totally like discredited the whole thing. But as you when you
were watching it you thought it was all real and you thought that there was
like real footage in the movie and it was very scary.
The unsolved mystery of a town in Alaska with an
extraordinary number of disappearances during the past 40 years with accusations of a federal
cover-up, the fourth kind based- You never saw that? I mean, maybe I did. It's got Milo Djokovic
in it. Yeah. I mean, that was like the Blair Witch Project. We all thought that was real.
Yeah. And then it turned out it wasn't. Right. I would say true haunting seems, seems fun.
Okay. Every episode's different. So I only watched the first one, which was about this guy, but I guess
Sarah continued on
Netflix. Check it out.
Check it out. I can't remember if we talked about it at all last week. Did we talk about
the last frontier? Frontier?
Frontier, yeah. The last front. Are you saying
Frontier? Frontier? Frontier. Frontier? The frontier. Frontier? Frontier? You say
fron? You say fron? Frontier. Frontier. Frontier. It's not a U. It's an O.
I know, but it's the frontier.
Huh. I see, I would think it would be spelled with a you if that's how you pronounce it.
pronounced things a lot
we're spelled
in this language
is Frontier
not Frontier
Matt how do you say that?
He's Australian
This doesn't count
He doesn't even know
what it's called
He says it like Frontier
That's how I say it
No, no you said
Frontier
Frontier
Front you said front
He said front
Like a front door
Yes that's how I say
It Frontier
You said Frontier
Frontier
Whatever. Did we talk about it last week?
I don't think so.
I can't remember. No, we didn't. Are you watching it?
I don't know what the fuck this is. What is the last frontier?
Look it up. Great show. We both really like it.
I think it gave me nightmares the first night we watched it. I think it made my dreams whack.
And I have a couple complaints, but why don't you tell us the synopsis in the more?
We'll get into it.
Follows Frank Remnick, a U.S. Marshal in charge of the quiet and weathered barons of Alaska.
as he needs to deal with a prison transport plane,
a prison transport plane crash full of violent inmates inside his jurisdiction.
So it's like con air meets alive.
I never saw it live, but sure.
You didn't see it live where the rugby team crashes in the Alps and they have to eat,
they have to eat each other?
No, I didn't want to watch people eat each other,
but I remember hearing you talk about it.
Okay.
Well, that's what it sounds like.
I love the main guy in this.
What's his name?
Yeah, he's in a lot of stuff.
he's amazing i love him jason clark yes so it's the first episode starts with this like
fucking terrifying playing crash scene you know like absolutely horrifying so that right there probably
triggered by nightmares alone it's really good we're a couple episodes in i think and we both
really like it good actors you know relatively the storylines like keeping you hooked
my complaint is that it's just like really all over the place like bad like it just i don't
I don't know. Like the whole first episode, I just kept saying, like, what's happened? Like, we're, this is just a little bit like disorganized and like chaotic. And like they just jump around a lot really fast in episode one. So I don't love that about it. But I do think it's really good and worth the watch.
Okay. I haven't even seen it yet. It's hard to talk to you about it if you haven't seen it. I guess. Yeah. Well, it looks. Because there's a big, there's a big twist in like.
episode two.
I don't want to ruin that for you.
So does it jump around like purposefully, right?
Like, so is it supposed to keep you off kilter?
Is that the idea, you think?
It doesn't feel very purposeful, I think, is why I don't love that.
Is it just feels chaotic and not done well?
Yeah.
Maybe it is purposeful and they just didn't do a good job of it.
I'm not really sure.
The last frontier sounds pretty good.
Frontier.
Yeah.
Like Frontier Airlines.
Frontier.
Frontier. Frontier. Frontier.
Because it's spelled F-R-O-N-T, front.
Yeah.
Not fron. There's no you in there, frontier.
What say you, Y of tears?
Have you heard of Mall World?
Is this a show?
No. It's a phenomenon that's happening within our society, which makes me think...
Mall World.
Mall World.
Okay. I'm on...
This is the side of TikTok. I am now on.
Mall World.
So apparently a lot of people are having the same dream and they go to a mall.
In the mall there's like a hospital and like the bathrooms, like the toilets don't work.
Bathrooms really messed up.
And all these people are like dreaming of this one place, this same place.
And they're starting to interact with people and recognizing that the people that they're interacting is they're also dreaming.
And then they can go find them on the outside or whatever.
stop dreaming. Do you have any dreams of malls? None. I don't either. And that makes me really
sad that I'm not a part of mall world. Oh. I want to be a part of mall world. Do you? I'm good.
You sure? Yeah. Kind of fun though. Yeah, maybe. Got to go meet new friends? I don't really
remember my dream as much though, you know. Why do you think that is? I don't know. Do you not dream a lot?
What does your aura ring say? You get some R.m? I get a lot of R. I get a lot of R&M. I get no REM.
Oh, really?
Very little.
And it always happens like...
Oh, I get like 20-something percent every night.
Oh, my God.
I'll be lucky if I get over an hour.
That's crazy.
That's untream a lot, you know?
I don't know.
Wild.
And it always happens in the same time.
It's always like, kind of like right before I wake up.
That's when I, I rem it.
Small world.
Not invited.
Is it just me or is like every celebrity interview on a podcast nowadays,
just about them being like an addict and them getting sober?
I feel like every interview I listen to is just about, yeah, I used to be a huge piece of crap and I used to do a lot of drugs and I don't anymore.
Oh, who, what podcast are you listening to?
Literally everyone.
Everyone that comes on Theo Vaughn's podcast, I feel like is talking about how their sobriety and then like daddy gang won.
Oh, Alex Cooper?
Every, everyone comes like, yeah, I used to be an alcoholic.
I used to be a drug addict.
It's like, okay.
And then like, armchair expert.
Everyone, dude, every interview is about it.
You're being an addict.
I don't care about that.
I'm glad you're out of that problem,
but I feel like it's a fad.
Ooh, people like to hear this terrible side of me.
Let's all go do it.
Maybe.
I also think it's just incredibly trendier these days to be sober.
Yeah.
Than ever before, you know?
I mean, look at me.
I don't know if I'd call you sober.
Far from it.
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Yeah.
I'm so curious.
But yeah, I think that's like, it's like a turn right now, you know?
I know.
Which I don't know if it's a good thing.
Really?
Yeah, I think one of the problems with young people in the Gen Ziers is that they don't party.
I think you need to party.
I think you need to make mistakes.
I think you need to get in trouble.
I think that's all really healthy stuff.
It's like things that you should be doing as a child.
And I know that's probably like a hard thing for like a parent to hear.
I have 10 nieces and nephews, like, half of them, like, don't want to get their license.
That's fucking wild to me.
What do you mean?
Why not?
They all just Uber everywhere.
Like, a lot of people just don't get their licenses anymore.
That's fucking crazy.
Like, that was something that, like, my parents took away when I got in trouble was, like, we're taking, like, you can't drive.
And it's like, your freedom.
And then one, going out when you're young, even when you're older, going out and drinking, it makes you more social.
It helps you, like, become, like, a normal human being where all these kids are, you.
are like super awkward and like they're so scared of being cringe.
But if you're drinking, you're never scared of being cringe.
You just are, but don't know it.
Or you're not.
Or like, yeah, if you are, you're like, yeah, but I was drunk, dude.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, like, I think it's good that people are being healthier and stuff.
But dude, I do think you need to be going to parties.
You need to be sneaking out.
You need to be having protected sex.
Oh, geez.
That's a hot take.
I think you do.
I think you, dude, the people who like don't...
Parents everywhere are going to freak the fuck out on you.
I know, but I do think that like really strict parents makes really sneaky kids.
That is true.
I do think that's true.
I was so sneaky.
Like my best friend, his dad, I remember was like, you, they had one of the relationships.
Like, if you get drunk, please call me, I will come to get you.
Whereas like, I could never do that.
I could never do that with my parents.
But, like, that's not very healthy.
No, you're right.
One of the big problems with society these days.
A lack of partying.
No one's partying anymore, dude.
Phones are getting, they suck so much, dude.
They do.
You know what?
And I also just don't think that AI is doing anything cool other than, like, giving me
itineraries for travel or, like, setting up a dietary, like, schedule.
Every AI video, I'm like, this is dumb.
This is stupid.
I don't care.
It doesn't like, does it?
No.
And, like, they're going to get.
It's going to get so good.
Do you know what it's going to do?
This is, I was thinking about this.
It's going to make the things that like should be considered really fucked up, weird sexual fantasies or even like pedophilia stuff.
People are going to be able to use AI to create that world for them.
And it won't be illegal because it's not real people.
But it doesn't change the fact that it's going to be weird.
It's going to make you weird.
I think, I do think that there's going to be a time.
people are going to be like, I got to, I got to get off this, this AI thing is not that fun
anymore. I don't know what's real. I don't know what's not. And then people are going to want to
start being back together. For sure. At least I hope so. I don't know if that whole circle is
going to happen in our lifetime. But yeah, I think eventually, yeah. The scary thing about it is that
like, I think humans, when it comes down to it, we are truth seekers, right? Everyone's just like
searching for the truth. And what we found out is that like the internet and social media and
And, like, the news were being lied to so much.
Yeah.
And then, like, AI is, like, is the example, is, like, the ultimate lie.
Like, this isn't even real, but it looks real, you know?
That's true.
I think there's going to be a huge backlash.
And I do think, I don't know, if you want to get all stock markety, but it crashed a couple days ago,
this AI bubble.
And I do think there's a world in which it's like, okay, first of all, how do you make money off of AI?
Eventually, they're going to start charging us for it, right?
Or there's going to be ads in our chat.
gpt or the chat gpt is going to be like you're going to ask for some question and it's going to
like give you an answer that's like really an ad like you should go check out this thing if you're
interested in that you can buy it here on amazon you're going to be like what the fuck just
happened i's got sold something because i think at some point people are going to be like i don't need
i don't need to pay for this i don't need to pay for this lie i don't know it was something i was
thinking about the other day i just do think people are going to use AI make like really
fucked up videos for them for like their weird sexual pleasures and how do you police that
Is there consequences for that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I do think they'll start regulating it.
You do?
Somehow.
I think so.
I also think that there needs to be some sort of app that's like, this is fake.
I have data searched this video and this isn't really.
How many videos am I looking at on TikTok right now where it's like dogs and babies
playing?
And I'm like, I don't know if this is real anymore.
I don't believe any of it.
I know.
Like this bear showed up at my house and he was a cub and led me to his mother.
And now they come play in our backyard.
I'm like, no, they don't.
That's fucking so dangerous.
There's no way this is real.
One was a mountain lion and a mountain lion cut.
And that fucking thing will rip your face off.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
It sucks.
I think that's the only reason why sports is the only people are watching on like network TV
because it's the only thing that's true anymore.
That's probably accurate.
Yeah, anyways.
Someday sports won't even be at all the AI.
I know.
I know.
That's nuts.
I did, though.
I do have a favorite thing.
I got a VR headset.
You did?
Well,
it was given to me.
By who?
My buddy Chad,
so the guy I do the golf podcast with,
he gave me this headset because there's an app called Golf Plus,
and you can go play like any golf course and like it,
a little golf club comes and attaches to like the clicker things and whatever.
It is so much fun.
But it is so real.
You're looking around,
like you're on a golf course.
It's like looking around.
It's wild
That's insane
I was playing the other day
I was playing a scramble
At Pebble Beach
With three other people
Two of which were kids
And one was an old man
From West Virginia
And the kids were talking
So much shit to this guy
They were like
No
They were like hey motherfucker
I bet you go to Cracker Barrel a lot
This is the beginning
Of like the Ready Player
I know
This is terrifying
And I'm sitting there
Dying laughing
This guy was in your house
He would beat the crap out of you
Like you little kids.
Anyways.
It's going to turn kids into such pieces of shit.
Oh, yeah.
So anyways, what I would say to that, dude, go.
How to house party, kids, all right?
Yeah.
Find the one parent that, like, doesn't care if you guys go to the basement, get drunk.
And find the mean girls mom.
Find the mean girls mom who wants to be a cool mom.
You know, is going to allow everyone to drink at the house.
Like a regular mom.
Like a regular mom.
Like allow to drink at the house.
But be smart about it.
And if you guys get drunk, walk home or call your parents or you can use Uber's now, actually.
What am I talking about?
You can, you're out of the problem.
That's why, maybe that's why they don't want to get their license because they're like,
if I got my license, I can get a DUI.
But if I never get my license, I won't get a DUI.
Hotbox your Jeep, dude, you know, before PE.
Live your life, kids.
Yeah.
This is terrible advice.
Or is it?
I would say, think, more along the lines of like, go outdoors.
Yeah.
Touch grass.
You know, walk barefoot.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Do some grounding, you know.
Yeah.
Breath work.
Anyways.
I am a couple episodes into Love is Blind, Denver.
Ooh, I heard this is like, it's, this one's, I heard it was political.
Yeah, it, it, it, unnecessarily so, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, I feel like, I feel like that show has it been, they've done so many seasons.
They're like, how do we, how do we stir the pot here?
How do we spice this up?
You know what I mean?
I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like,
it was going to sound terrible.
But when this show started,
I feel like it was a lot of mostly unattractive people.
Yeah.
And now all of a sudden,
at least on the women's side,
like most of the women are pretty gorgeous.
Yeah.
The thing I keep seeing,
especially the season is when they do the reveals,
the man is always like,
oh my God,
you're so beautiful.
Like,
and he's shocked.
You know what I mean?
But now I feel like that's going to end up hurting them
in the long run of like,
then men are going to start expecting gorgeous women.
And then that kind of,
It's the whole purpose of the fucking show.
The premise is, is like, can you fall in love with someone's personality, you know?
It's a little, like, shallow howl.
You remember that movie with Jack Black?
Totally.
Yeah.
Great movie, yeah.
Great film, by the way.
But also, you could never make it anymore because of, like, fat shaming or whatever.
But, yeah.
That's dumb.
That was a good movie.
I like that movie a lot.
We also just watched Waterboy, and we were like, this movie would never be.
allowed to be made these days.
Why?
I mean, there was just so many
politically incorrect lines in that movie
that was part of
that's what made it funny. Yeah.
You know? And we were
just all watching it being like, oh my God,
this is why movies aren't funny anymore because you can't
do this anymore. We've got to come back
to the other side being a little bit.
I don't can't think of anything that I think in that
movie that is over the talk.
It makes fun of Cajun people.
I know that. Is it the mom
that's so redneck in it.
Yeah, but she's supposed to be a racist redneck.
I know, but like, I just feel like they wouldn't even make that anymore because we defend
everyone's scared.
All right, so Waterboy, Gallo Howe, kids should drink alcohol and smoke weed in their car
before P.E.
And what else are good pieces of advice I can give you, don't climb Mount Everest.
That's a good one.
Dean went to like base camp of Mount Everest once.
Did he really?
Yeah, he, that's why he missed my wedding, actually, which is fair.
Like, he had paid for beforehand, you know, and, like, I'm sure that wasn't cheap.
But also, like, Dean, you're not a billionaire, dude.
You don't need to be climbing Mount Everest.
He didn't even get to go up the mountain.
He just got to the base camp.
What is that?
That's all I would need to do.
What does that get you?
I mean, I got to see it.
I got to, like, yeah, okay, up close in person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Without, like, the danger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think base camp still is dangerous.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
Yeah.
There's just like a lot of things that I just don't understand about this world.
Like people who mountain climb, what are you doing, guys?
That sounds like that sucks, dude.
You're always scared of falling.
Like rock climbing?
Yeah, mountain climbing.
No, rock climbing, yeah.
On the like straight incline.
Yeah.
Face of the mountain.
All upper body holding on to this thing.
Yeah, that's not miserable.
Especially like the free solo shit.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, free solo is crazy.
That means you just want it.
Yeah.
Every time I see someone like climbing a mountain, I'm like, what are you doing?
I don't understand the appeal of this.
I don't really either.
That you didn't die.
Like that's the big thing is like,
today was, why was today a good day?
Because I didn't die.
Because I didn't fall off a mountain.
You know what I hate.
What's that?
I hate that we do this podcast on Monday mornings and then
Dancing with the Stars airs on Monday evenings because then I'm a whole week behind
when I want to talk about dancing.
Oh, tell me all about dancing with the stars.
It's getting me all.
But it's just not even going to be relevant because when this podcast comes out,
there'll be a new episode out.
Who cares?
Who cares?
You know, it's a question.
Get up to let us know. What's going on?
How we change our schedule.
I guess if I was on Dancing with the Stars, I'd be like, we're changing the schedule.
Yeah.
Why don't you ask to be on Dancing with the Stars?
Because I can't dance.
That's kind of the point, right?
Not anymore.
Everyone's so fucking good.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone's really good.
But this week, I'm excited about this week because everybody's like dedicating a song to someone,
or dance to someone, essentially.
So like, Topanga is dedicating her dance to Mr. Feeney, which is so cute.
Oh, yeah.
I thought, was he there?
It was he in the...
Dedicating his to his sister or something, which is so cute.
Like, it's, you know, everyone has, like, an emotional tie this week, last week, two weeks ago now, was Disney Night, which I know you probably love that.
And I'm sure he loves Disney Night.
It was just not our favorite.
No, well.
It was just, like, a little too much.
And also, there was something, like, is Hamilton Disney?
I guess so.
Because someone did a Hamilton dance, and I was like, this is not Disney.
Interesting.
Why?
Yeah.
It was very strange.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Maybe play some voicemails?
Sure.
This one's entitled Land Cruisers Aren't Boring.
Oh, speaking of, I got to show you the Bronco Map Bot.
Okay.
Hi, welcome, Brandy.
Yo.
This is Jesse from Oregon, and I'm listening to the latest podcast.
I just want you to know, I was not bored with the Land Cruiser talk at all.
Oh.
I actually started Googling Land Cruiser's because now I want one.
You should get one.
And at the same time, a stupid yellow Jeep with probably 100 ducks in the dash
drove by and I started laughing
because how fucking stupid
yeah
anyways I don't have any favorite things for you
I just wanted to tell you I love you both
oh we love you
we love you too
got me
because how fucking stupid
it's true dude
listen I'm on but I don't have ducks in my dash
okay like I I'm
I love my Jeep but I'm not a duck dash
girlie yeah
oh it's so funny
This one's entitled, I'm allergic to shrimps.
Plural shrimp to shrimp.
Hey, Wells and Brandy.
This is Trish calling from Maine.
Love you guys so much.
Listen to you every week.
A lot of times I take you on my runs and listen to you while I'm running.
And the time goes by really fast.
Anyway, I was listening today while I was running and I heard Wells talking about how Sarah got some food poisoning from shrimp and that she only ate one shrimp.
Well, I said I have to call in and give you this.
information because this is what happens to me. I cannot eat shrimp. Even if I just have one,
I get sick. And it took me years to realize this and figure it out that it was the shrimp
that was doing it. And then I went to a doctor and I was like, I think I'm allergic to shrimps,
which is really weird because I can eat other shellfish. And he said, no, you're not allergic to
shrimp. You're allergic to the iodine in shrimp. And that is the issue. If you go to,
It's a thing.
So now I just don't, do not eat anything that has shrimp in it in any way, shape, or form.
When I tell you that one time, I literally ate one shrimp, and I could feel as soon as I ate it,
and I'm like, this isn't, this isn't going to stay down.
And I had one, and other people in the room had eaten, like, many shrimp.
So, yeah, I just want to give you that info.
Anyway, I always listen to your recommendations, listen and watch all your shows that you
suggest almost all the time
read a lot of books that you recommend
so love you guys thank you so much
oh love you
is it Trish or Tish
Trish I can't let people listen to us
I can't either
Let's see this one's this one's entitled
BIPQ's
and oatmeal lotion
But or
or should we do Wells is turning up the heat
Yeah let's do that one
I know I feel like this is all Bachelor in Paradise
I think this is old
Hi Wells and Brandy
love you both so much and i have to say well you are my favorite thing in paradise yeah the
clips that you're in are the best that's true and i've been talking about all my friends and we're
always talking who's the hottest in paradise who's the hardest in paradise and everyone's like
dale dale i don't think so dude i'm like don't knock out wells and they're like really and
i'm like yeah he comes with the personality that's right and they're like wait you're right
and i've turned everyone well you've turned up i don't anyway you're hot bye
Oh, now that's my favorite call right there.
I'm sure it is.
Still got it, guys.
All right, if you guys want to call up 858, 630, 1856 is the number.
We need some new ones.
I have a feeling we have new ones,
and the producers just haven't put it in this folder yet.
So producers, if you're listening,
if we do have some voicemails, can we get that updated?
All right, what do you got coming up?
I'm leaving for Australia in one week.
So I will probably talk to you like the day before I go.
Lovely.
Um, so I'll be talking to y'all the day before I go to Australia. And then I'll be there for two weeks. Um, I'm sad because Matt can't go. But the exciting thing is I get to see Sydney and Melbourne. I've never been to either one. Nice. So that's cool. Um, and it's spring there turning into summer. So the weather looks phenomenal. So I'm trying to get some of my tan back. Lose them pale as look. Um, and yeah, if there are any Australian white tears that are coming to any of the weather looks phenomenal. So I'm trying to get some of my tan back. I'm pale as though. Um, um, and yeah, if there are any Australian white tears that are coming to any of the.
these shows. The two, the first two shows are festival shows. The festival is called
Riden Hearts. Megan Maroni is headlining. Nate Smith, co-headliner. It's a country festival.
It's going to be very fun. If you guys are going to be there by chance, send me a DM.
I'm going to do a meet up at each festival at the merch table at some point during the day.
And I would love to meet some of the wife tears that are in Australia. If we have any, it'll be
great. You know what you need to do in Sydney? Tell me. You need to climb the Sydney
Harbor Bridge. I'm scared of heights. I know, but Sarah talks about that. Like,
it's the greatest day of her entire life.
Really?
Yes.
And like every time she's like,
I need to take you out of Australia
and I need to take you to climb
the Sydney Highway Bridge
and I'm like, okay, I guess.
They strap you in, right?
Yeah, you get like tethered on.
I just don't know if I enjoy it.
I think it's just like a gradual uphill walk
with a view.
Okay, I'll look into it.
All right.
Or don't.
I don't really care actually what you do.
But we'll see.
Yeah.
Have some Vigamite.
Probably won't.
No.
I am looking forward to that Australian coffee, though.
Their coffee is so good there.
Meat pie?
Huh?
No, that one's staying in the U.S.
They love meat pies.
Oh, yeah.
I have to record the intro to Sweet Empire, my new cooking show.
By the way, they finally announced that, which is exciting.
Oh, yeah, they did.
Congrats.
Thanks.
And they're making...
Well, made another show.
I mean, their TV show, yeah.
November 9th, please, everyone needs to watch it because I would like to do more of those.
So they're making me do...
For the intro, it's like a cold open, and they want me to, like, kind of do.
a storybook reading of this thing in like a British accent and I'm like I don't do you think
that this is what my skill set is because it's not it's not but like it's funny though because
like you know like do you remember in paradise they made me do they like oh i the scallop is
pretending back to the oceans well what accent is that I don't know and I remember doing it
And I remember Alon Gail, the exact producer, he was like,
I don't know if you're fucking Australian.
I don't know if you're, I don't, you're Scottish.
I don't know what you are.
And I'm like, I know.
And he's like, that's why it's funny because it's so bad.
So bad.
This scallop retains to, I mean, it's a little Australian.
Anyways, so.
Yeah, or New Zealand or maybe just a tiny bit there.
Yeah.
Anyways, I have to, after this, go record this thing.
And I'm like, doing it listening to back.
And I'm like, this is so.
bad. I'm so sorry.
They're going to end up. Call me crazy. It seems like you could
probably use AI to put your voices into a UK accent if you really
wanted to. That's probably true.
I don't know. We're both sag after. We can't do that.
That's true. You know? All right. I have tears. I've enjoyed this one. Yes.
And if you find yourself trying to climb Mount Everest.
They're not.
Or go to space or go to the, see, the Titanic.
I'm down with space.
Let's leave that one out of that.
Yeah, but, or go to Epstein's Island.
Don't go there.
Those are the only places you billionaires are allowed to go.
Don't go there.
No.
Okay.
Are we done?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, bye.
Love you all.
Bye.