Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The Mud Butt Room

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

This week on YFT, Brandi has officially accumulated a zoo of animals who may as well have consumed Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears and released everywhere throughout her home including the mudroom. Meanwhile, Wells is recovering from a frustrating drone experience but excited to head into the new decade where he’s already scored a gig working alongside Michael Strahan! Wells and Brandi discuss their entrances into the New Year, from Brandi’s near-scary experience in DC to Wells’ discovery of Mexican snacks that have no regard for your butthole. The hosts dive into their feelings on this season of The Bachelor and Brandi navigates the complicated but important question we’re all asking ourselves: Do you want to bang Peter? Plus, discover some new fave things, find out why Billy Ray has just-in-case BlackBerrys, and hear why we’re questioning if Wells intended to make love to a ham sandwich. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers.  WARBY PARKER– Head to WarbyParker.com/YFT to take the quiz and order your free Home Try-On BEST FIENDS– Download Best Fiends for free on the Apple App Store or Google Play QUIP– Get your first refill free at GetQuip.com/YFT

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Some props? You got props. We all got props. What do you know that I don't? I'm so confused. It's going to take me a solid five minutes to talk about my problems. So let's hear yours first. Okay. So we just got back from Mexico and. Yeah. You look tan.

Thank you. I feel tan. And so I was making like a cool Dean Unglert video with my drone. And I got this new, I told you last week, I got this new MacBook Pro. And it keeps giving me this error message that the motherfucking videos are still on the camera and so i have to re-up i can do the whole thing over again and that's not that big of a deal i've been working on it all morning long guess what i've been doing all morning long i don't know astra's been shitting all over the place you know what for once it's not my dog no well if i didn't know better i would think that i'm let me first i'm

i'm dog sitting for trace okay which i'm deeply regretting and i'm pretty sure his dog nanook got into some freaking sugar-free haribo gummy bears oh god because i've been cleaning up diarrhea for the past 24 hours. Oh, no. Watery, massive diarrhea. The dog weighs 140 pounds. Yeah. It's massive poos. It's runny poos.

He's ruined two rugs that I've had to pull by myself, take all the furniture off the rugs and drag them outside because they smell so bad. And then last night, i guess he had diarrhea again in the mudroom where everybody sleeps because i woke up this morning to diarrhea just all over everything in my mudroom mud butt room i'm not kidding like i had to throw out the two or three dog beds blankets like he just shit on everything. He even shit on my Dyson, but I was able to clean that. Wow, you shit on the thing that cleans shit. Yeah.

That's some fucking next level villain shit. So that's what I've been doing all day. Yours is much worse. Mine's just frustrating because it's like, what is going on here? You know? I'm annoyed. We're going to figure it out. This is not a good start to 2020.

No, I know. Have you called Trace and was like, hey, by the way. Yeah, and he feels really bad. He's like, Nanook has never, ever pottied in the house, ever. And I'm like, well, he is now. And you need to come home. And he's like, oh, I can't come home. He was like, I think I'm going to stay a couple extra weeks.

And I'm like, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. No, I'm not sure what's going to happen. But I am going to go crazy. That's one thing I do know. I will say you're just like the dog sitting bitch of the Cyrus family. I know. But here's the thing.

I have owned a dog for a long time. You know, I had Feather before I had Astra. Yeah. And I just I know what it's like to need to travel and have such a hard time finding someone to watch your dog that's like reliable and it's not charging you like a zillion dollars a day to come stay. Like it's so tough and I just feel so bad because I've been there that I just offer and then I always regret it.

Yeah. All right. Well, this is supposed to be a fun and positive place so we need to cleanse ourselves of the negativity you know okay well do you want to start the show i feel like we started the show with some some negativity that we can now kind of like get into the real show with some positivity we gotta all right that was the shortest chit chat cold open we have ever done. We're going to turn it around for you guys. I promise.

I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. Maybe you're going to get mad. You know what, you guys? The whole podcast is kind of learning about our crazy lives. Well, you know what? Buckle your seatbelts, boys and girls, because this is Angry Wells and Brandy episode. YFT 84, the mud butt room Let's go

Pro tip Yeah Only just get one dog And don't ever offer To take anyone else's dog Into your home ever Yeah That's my pro tip

I like it I like that pro tip Okay so Mirio I think it's your turn Alright Bros and hoes You're listening to Your favorite thing podcast with...

Wells and Brandy. Hey, it's officially the new year. I mean, we put out a New Year's episode, but we actually recorded it beforehand. So this is really the new year. Same me. Ep, you were in Washington, D.C., spinning the vinyls i'm not spinning vinyls but yeah scratching the needles on the ones and twos and threes and fours i have a really great story a great new year's story let's hear it all right there's a light in the mood problem it's actually

it could have been it could have been a dark thing yeah Yeah. Let me just, okay, let me just start from the beginning. Thankfully, this didn't happen to me, but, so I travel with my buddy AJ. He emcees for me as I DJ, because I hate talking on the mic, and he's really good at working the crowd. So my buddy AJ was with me, and our really good friend Derek,

who actually lives in LA, but he flew out to do New Year's with us, and then my friend Kirsten was with me, and my set was from like midnight to 1.30, which was really cool because I got to do the countdown, ring everybody in, play for an hour and a half, and then, you know, 1.30. And I'm like, all right, bedtime because that's me. And so Kirsten and I go upstairs or, you know, get ready for bed or whatever. We totally – we go to sleep. We probably got eight hours of sleep.

It was great. I wake up the next morning and I text the boys and i'm like hey you guys up and they're like you are not gonna believe what happened to us and i was like what and so derrick was gonna tell me the story and he was like all right so there was this girl in the crowd that was like flirting with aj from stage like all night long and i was like i didn't see her i was talking about he was like yeah okay well this girl so he was like so when you guys left we went back out there because somebody else dj'd after me and and they brought this girl like up to the stage or whatever and i was like all right mistake number one and then they were like and then since you guys went upstairs we brought her back to the

green room since nobody was in it and we were just hanging out we thought we'd hang in the green room have a drink listen to some music we had a little speaker in there and they were like we weren't in the green room more than two minutes and this girl just passes out she's so drunk like incoherent like they can't wake her up and they're like what do we do and they're like well call somebody and Derek's like we can't call somebody we are two adult black men with a passed out drunk white girl and this looks bad this looks really bad and aj is like well i don't know what to do so they get her outside they carry her basically outside try to wake her up get her out to like the main hallway but like the trek from the the green room like the stage area to the actual hotel rooms like it's kind of long somehow they get her

to like the elevator area and they get out of her that she's on the 11th floor which is actually the same floor we were all on so they get up to the 11th floor and they're like walking her down the hallway trying to figure out what room she's in and miraculously they find her group of friends they're like all going to their room and they're like oh so-and-so like what do you like what are you guys doing and the guys were like freaked that they were gonna think like they drugged this girl that does something sketchy was going down and they were like oh my god please take her like she's not okay take her to her room like help her and they said the girls literally came over to her and were like poking her and stuff and they were like oh she's good she can just go with you guys oh my god what no she can't and these girls just left their friend with Derek and AJ and just left.

And they were like, well, we don't know what to do. And so they brought the girl into their room. She fell asleep. They had two beds in their room. She fell asleep like at the foot of one of the beds or whatever. And then AJ slept in that bed, I guess. And Derek slept in the other bed. We guess we'll just like let her sleep and then she can wake up and like leave, I guess.

So they wake up. She was cuddling derrick when he woke up he was so freaked and uncomfortable that he just like ignored it which is totally what i would just ignore it and he was like think like eventually she's gonna wake up and just leave and so he waits for her to leave and when she finally leaves they get up get out of bed and and find that she had pissed the bed oh yeah in aj's bed which is why she moved to derrick's bed and that's how drug she was yeah she actually pissed herself i didn't know that was a thing have you ever been so drunk you peed on yourself we were talking about this in mexico actually i've slept walked so drunk

that i went really i went and peed on the wall that's pretty bad too and i remember you know how they always say like never wake up a sleepwalker. Yeah. And it was the only time it's ever happened. My ex-girlfriend woke me up and I was so, you're feeling a lot of emotion because one, you're like in a different world, right? And then all of a sudden you get sucked back into reality. Then you realize, oh my God, I'm pissing on my wall right now. And so then then you're embarrassed but you're also scared because you're like what's been happening and i almost freaking lost it i was like and she's like what do you do i'm scared so that's what happened to me so it is possible

that is nuts well that's what happened to the boys. I feel really bad for them. But at the same time, I'm like, that's what you get for bringing in a girl that you don't know up on stage. Yeah. And I feel bad for the girl because her friends just didn't care and left her. I just feel like the whole thing was just insane. But that just goes to show you, when you go to these kinds of parties and it's like, you get 10 free drinks with your ticket and inclusive hotel. Like, you got to watch your liquor. your liquor yeah like don't get so drunk i mean that's just crazy so that was that was my kind of new year's everybody was just blackout no that's funny so i had a great time though that's good and you made some money i did i made a little bit of money had fun with my

friends got to go to washington dc which is one of my favorite cities to visit so yeah great time yeah what about you well i was in mexico it was a wonderful time we went with a couple of different couples so that was nice i was making some mental notes of mexico this time around so i've got some things about mexico that we just need to get into okay okay we were staying close to to plateau carmen and we were going to a mayan ruin uh this place called cobo which is dope by the way and it's the last mayan ruin that you could walk up the pyramid because they're and they're about to i think shut that down because it's a gigantic liability there's hundreds of people climbing up this sheer face rock wall basically like trying

to get to the top but if you make up the up the top, you're like, whoa, this is really cool. So we were driving over there and we stopped at a gas station to get some snacks, you know? And let's just talk about Mexican snacks real quick. Mexicans have no regard for your butthole at all when it comes to snacks because there is only snack flavors that will light your balloon knot up a million degrees. It's all Flamin' Hot Takitakis and Citrus Lime with Habanero Fire Cheetos and Doritos with actual dynamite on them. It's all hot. I was just like, can I just have like normal like Cool Ranch?

No. Cool Ranch sounds like, did I have like normal like cool ranch? No. Oh, cool ranch sounds yum. Yeah. They just like love some spicy. You know, I applaud them. The Mexican people have somehow evolved a way that their colon is impenetrable.

That came out wrong. That did come out really, really wrong. Yeah. come out really, really wrong. Yeah. What is the word? It's... Like made of steel? Indestructible. That.

They have indestructible buttholes over there. Still sounds wrong, but... It does, but... I get what you're trying to say here. It's the truth. It's the truth. I have so much respect for it all right uh-huh the other thing i noticed on the way over to uh the mayan ruin and the cenote there was

probably i don't know between 47 000 and 55 000 little shops selling hammocks and dream catchers who's buying all these fucking dream catchers over there who's buying a hammock and being like you know what i want to do i'm gonna fly with this thing fucking later this week this giant piece of wood and all this yarn we're going back to cincinnati guys no one why would you are you selling that no one's sitting in that shit and then they have those everywhere they have those tourist places in south africa No, yeah, totally. So many dream catchers. They're catching so many dreams in Mexico.

Why do you hate dreams, Mexico? But they catch the bad dreams. No, I know. I know. But when we were flying back, we were behind a couple who she was definitely from New jersey because way too tan and well you know what i'm talking about and the guy was having to care it was not a it was not a one piece it was a two piece hammock set and he was having to put it through the x-ray machine and i was like they're going to have a meltdown about this fucking havoc you know it's going to happen like

you know he's like fuck this habit you know like what are we doing we're gonna buy this on amazon why are we bringing this back to sakakis right now you knew it was about to he was about to and we'd only just gotten through the x-ray you could tell he was fuming it was so funny where we were staying there was a beach cabanas right and then there's kind of like one bathroom by the beach bar that you could go and use right it was basically the bathroom for i don't know maybe 50 people who were like hanging out on the beach going back to like my thought about like mexican stores only to know sell snacks that just absolutely light your butthole up you know then then you also have like this monozuma's revenge you know and there's also tequila

which we all know what that does and i went into that bathroom like the first day and i was like this mexican beach bathroom has a horror story to tell you know like if if that bathroom could talk it's like the brave little toaster of mexico you know like think about the things that have happened in that i don't think i want to hear any of the stories this bathroom has to tell can you imagine if it's anywhere near the scene i came into this morning in the mudroom, I don't want to know anything about it. Oh, my God. You know, I just imagine like the bathroom at like an AA meeting and just like smoking a cigarette being like, you guys don't know what I've seen. Anyways, but it was really wonderful.

We like the place that we go to and it was a good like couple's trip i'm excited for reinhardt to move here because then you can be kind of in the fold of the couple's trips but yeah couple's trips it's a more evolved way to travel but then it just devolves very quickly because Mexico has a lot of tequila. Yeah. Yeah. It was great. And then New Year's Eve was great.

We got so drunk on New Year's Day that, like, I was like, I don't know if I'll make it to midnight, yo. Like, this is going to be tough. And so we all sit down, and I was, like, looking at my – I don't have a watch. What am I talking about? I was looking at my phone, and it was 1030, and I was like, okay, I can make it. I need to make an hour have a watch. What am I talking about? I was looking at my phone and it was 1030. And I was like, okay, I can make it. I need to make an hour and a half. And Sarah's like, you better make it an hour and a half to kiss me on midnight. And then you can leave, you know?

And I was like, okay, I can do this. And then like an hour later, I looked at my phone and I was like, it's 1032. Like I couldn't get past 1030 to save my life. It was just like, and then like two hours went by and I went and danced and sang and met people. And I looked at my phone. It was 1033. I was like, what time warp am I in here? I think as long as you get to midnight on the East Coast and watch the ball drop or

whatever normally, then you're like, okay, I did it. I made it. Yeah. Well, we were on East Coast time technically. Oh, you were. i wanted to say this because this is going to come out i guess the day after it happens right this is going to come out on wednesday my new favorite thing is that i'm the host of the uh bachelor recap on good morning america now oh my god so you've officially made it when you're on good morning america yeah that's what i think rubbing elbows and hobnobbing with michael strahan yeah he's the man when does that start technically well i guess gosh the bachelor premieres on monday huh i know

are you excited i am excited about the bachelor i love pilot pete been a bit of pilot pete fan since last season. And I actually know one of the girls on the show. Which one? I'm good friends with her sister. Should I? I guess it's okay if I say it. If you know her.

They've released the girls. No, I know. Is it weird if I say it? It's not, right? I feel like I should ask her. Can I say I know you? Okay, it's Kelly Flanagan. I'll ask her later and we can Is it weird if I say it's not, right? I feel like I should ask her. Can I say I know you? Okay, it's Kelly Flanagan. I'll ask her later and we can edit it out if not. And I'm friends with her sister Pamela. She rescues horses and rehabs them to be polo ponies, which is really cool.

Her name's Pamela Flanagan? Not the girl on the show. That's my friend. Her sister Kelly is on the show. There's another Nashville girl on there. I think her name's Hannah Sluss. Slouse? Well, this girl's not a Nashville girl. She's a Chicago girl. Oh, okay. I got friends everywhere, Wells.

You got friends in low places. And high places and snowy places. But like, okay, let me ask you this question about The Bachelor. This is just brutal, but do you want to fuck Peter? No, I have a boyfriend. No, I know, like have a boyfriend no i know like as a woman i feel like there's no right answer here except no without me getting in trouble

well like i said so okay here's the thing i feel like everyone wants to bang tyler oh like you're like tyler has more sex appeals yes yeah or like even like colton's like i may always make the joke that he looked like a giant baby because he did and he always cried, but like, if you meet him in person, you're like, Jesus, man,

that guy's huge, you know? Like, I understand the sex appeal of that. Nick Vial, you know? Like, okay, put a shirt on, but okay, we get it.

He's pretty shredded. Yeah, but I would not fuck Nick Vial. All right. Ben Higgins, 6'5". Okay, so this is who I was going to compare Pete to. To me,

I've never met Peter in real life, so we'll take this with a grain of salt, but to me, he's a very Ben Higgins bachelor. I think so, five. Okay, so this is who I was going to compare Pete to. To me, I've never met Peter in real life, so we'll take this with a grain of salt. But to me, he's a very Ben Higgins bachelor. I think so, too. Where Ben is, like, such a nice, good guy. And he's handsome, but it's not like he has this, like, overwhelming sex appeal by any means. He, like, seems, he's, like, a little bit nerdy. But he's cute.

And, like, that's kind of how I feel Peter is. It's, like, he's not, like, he doesn't, like, exude sexual energy when he walks into the room but do you really want that as your husband i feel like it's better to go for like the nice handsome guy than the guy that just like exudes sex appeal so i'll say no offense to tyler tyler is actually also really nice but yes he's very nice do you remember when everyone wanted the other peter to be the bachelor and then he wasn't and then it was ari and everyone's like you know like all the girls were like well i actually came for that other guy i don't think it's gonna be that i think there's a part there's a part of me that's like there's a bunch of chicks there there's a bunch of women there that are like oh it's it's not

tyler it's not tyler hannah really did pete a solid by saying that they fucked in the windmill more than once. You're right. You say twice or three times or something. Four times. I think for whatever that comment doesn't change everything for him. Yeah. Yeah. I think everybody that watches the bachelor saw him differently after that.

Yep. You're right. All of a sudden he became a Coxman, you know? Totally. Yeah. You're right. You're right.

Okay. So I take back. I was just asking the question cause I was like, I wonder if people are because I've been seeing all the promos on the phone, you know, on my phone of of like, what did you do when you found out it was Peter and the girls being like, oh, I just started crying. You're like, oh, my God, you know, and I was like, okay, but if you found out it was Tyler, what would you have done? You know, like, but if you found out it was Tyler what would you have done? You know like

but you're right you're 100% right the windmill just I don't even know what you want to call that sexcapade Yeah Yeah she did him a solid She did him a solid

And it looks like she's coming back for some seconds Yeah they love to make it seem like that though don't they? Heard some things Heard some things. Hurt some things. Well, I'm excited to watch. I think Pete seems like a good guy. Yeah. And it's fun that I know somebody on there. So

I'm excited about it. If I am in town, I'm not sure if I'm going to be in town or not yet, but if I'm in town, I'm going to have a couple friends over, watch the premiere, live tweet it, get back on my live tweet game and all that. So yeah, that's exciting. But tweet it, get back on my live tweet game and all that. So, yeah, that's exciting. But, well, super pumped to watch you on Good Morning America.

That's really exciting. Well, you know, it's gonna be fun about it is that so I think the idea is that is that we're going to have people that got kicked off, you know, the night before on the show with me. So that's I'm going to get to meet all these people and then invite them on our podcast. Exactly. This is all just one scheduling ploy that I've made. That's perfect.

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And so I'm here to tell you exactly what all these people have already told me it does get better uh about midway through the season like it starts to pick up some cool like twists and turns start happening that you don't really expect and the series is so so so good at the end until like the last three minutes oh okay i think they botched the last three minutes and they added in i know what they're doing here the last three minutes are to segue into a season three yeah but i just feel like they could have done it better if they they had either ended this episode before this they tried to do a segue it would have been awesome or if they had just figured out a different segue i don't love what they did at the very end interesting okay but it's worth watching because there are some twists and turns that you don't really see coming and it does get

it does get much more interesting and and uh and more dynamic as you keep watching so i say watch you season two yeah i watched probably half of it while we were in mexico and i was like once again disagree with brandy because i like this yeah it definitely got better and then i also watched it's it's not new yeah i think it came out in september so says google um but i was just like scrolling through netflix and it came across this movie trailer that I hadn't seen for a Netflix film called Fractured. Do you ever watch that? I don't know who's in it. Sam Worthington. I like I like this guy, too. OK, so tell me about it. It was so disturbing that I had to then start watching the first season of Friday Night Lights afterwards so that I didn't have nightmares. I

needed something like happy and feel you feel good to watch afterward palate cleanse for Netflix. I'm not kidding. I had to it was scary. So it's like a psychological thriller, which I love these kinds of movies. And I was it was like that and Sam Worthington that really sold me on it. Oh, yes, it came out in on October 11. I just saw the date. Okay, so premise. So Sam Worthington plays this guy named Ray. And and they are on it's him and his wife and daughter that are on a road trip and somewhere like on this road trip they stop at a rest stop and they and he it's like snowing and stuff and and they get out of the car the wife like goes in the gas station and then ray gets out of the car with his daughter and he's like doing something in the car and when he turns around there's this dog like growling at his daughter and she's like

on the edge of this like like wall that that obviously like has a huge drop on the back side and something happens where this dog she's so scared of this dog and this dog and like growls and whatever and she falls and he jumps after her and they land on the ground and like they're all hurt everyone's hurt and so they rush they get in the car and rush to the er because the girl has like a broken arm his head's bleeding it's like a whole thing and they they rush to this er and from the minute he gets there like it seems like sketchy stuff is going down in this er like he he sees somebody like hand cash to an ambulance and give them like a human organ box you know what i mean like and he's freaked and so like this whole time as they check in like things are asking weird questions and he's like so sketched by this hospital and then all of a

sudden like the his daughter and wife go off for like a ct scan or something and he waits in the lobby he falls asleep wakes up hours later and they're saying that there is there is no daughter that he checked in alone they don't know what he's talking about and they make him seem nuts. Anyway, there's twists and turns. It's very good. I like it. It kind of reminded me in a weird way. It doesn't sound like anything similar, but just kind of the way the movie played out. It reminded me of that movie Identity with John Cusack that came out like early 2000s or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's like you just don't know what to believe because they're showing you different things and people are standing at the edge. It's just nuts. I thought it was really good. All you different things and people are standing at the edge just nuts. I thought it was really good. All right. Fractured. But scary. Into it.

Freaky. Have you heard about The Witcher yet? I've been wanting to watch it. Okay, so we got a couple episodes in. If you haven't heard about this, the lead is Henry Cavill. He was Superman for the past past like five Superman movies. So like big looking guy.

In this one, he plays basically a witch or a witcher that is a monster hunter. And he's, well, I'll just read it. A mutilated monster hunter struggles to find his place in the world in which people often prove more wicked than the beasts. People often prove more wicked than the beasts. The Witcher, played by Henry Cavill, looks exactly like Legolas from Lord of the Rings. He's got like white long hair. And yeah, he's a kind of a badass monster hunter. And it's pretty cool.

I got to say. Check it out. It's pretty good. You know? Okay. Yeah. We were watching it in the beginning and I It's pretty good. You know? Okay. Yeah. We were watching it in the beginning and I was like, I don't know if the acting is very good in this. And then the people that we thought were bad die immediately.

Oh, okay. They're gone. And then there was like the first fight scene. We were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? Like this guy's obviously very good at fight scenes being Superman. And then the special effects are really, really good. Once I killed off the two bad actors then everyone was great so wow okay i haven't wanted to see that check it out i haven't seen the show yet obviously it's not not out yet guess what i saw a preview

for yesterday as i was scrolling uh i don't know so our buddy ozark mark oh yeah remember he was telling us about his show the outsider yes which is a stephen king book yeah the outsider the outsider he didn't tell us that it's a freaking hbo series well i assumed it was either hbo or netflix because it's a stephen king novel i know but like i assumed it was netflix i guess because it was either HBO or Netflix because it's a Stephen King novel. I know, but like I assumed it was Netflix, I guess, because it was like him and Jason Bateman and it was like a lot of that same Ozark crew. He has stepped up to the HBO series level. Super excited for him.

The trailer's out. It looks awesome. It looks scary. Can't wait for it to come out. I think it comes out in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I will say that that book is scary. There are some Stephen King novels where it's kind of like hokey. Like, have you seen It 2 yet?

No, I can't watch it. It terrifies me. Oh, so like we watched it on the plane last night. And by the way, I loved it. So don't get me wrong here. But there's a little bit of like silliness to it. You know, like the monsters that he creates. You're like, there's a 17 foot tall woman

with huge saggy tits running around naked. Like Stephen King. What are you doing that night when you're writing that? You know? Like, what's happening here? Yeah. I will say that one's really, really good. I really liked it, too.

Okay. Well, it looks like I'm going to have to wait for Reinhardt to get here to watch this The Outsider series with because it does look very scary. Yeah. Super pumped for Mark. It looks really good it does look very scary. Yeah. Super pumped for Mark. It looks really good. Mark Benchaka. Yeah. Okay, so I'm doing so much traveling

just this month because I'm filming an episode of GMA every single week. So I'm stuck on planes going back and forth from LA, which means I'm bored, which means I'm looking for a fun way to pass the time

while engaging my brain and enjoying breathtaking visuals and gripping storylines. And the game I've been playing while I've been flying back and forth from New York is Best Fiends. Ooh, you know who loves this game is Rye Rye. Why don't you tell us about it, Wells? So Best Fiends is a casual game anyone can play, but it's made for adults. You can spend as much or as little time as you'd like in the game. But anyways, right now I've been playing so much while I fly. Like, you know how your phone tells you how, like, long you've been, like, looking at your phone each week?

And you're like, good. Yep. I'm an idiot, you know? Now that I've been playing Best Fiends, I don't feel so bad about it because it's a fun game and it's stimulating to my brain waves, right? So I don't feel like such a millennial loser. Yeah, well, that's great. For sure. So engage your brain with fun puzzles

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Do it. Doing a bunch of traveling once again, Brandi, because I don't know, it's just our lives at this point. And we got to talk about our favorite little travel toothbrush and just toothbrush in general, the Quip toothbrush. For real, I just love so much as I'm packing my like massive toiletry bag because I have a problem and I take more products than clothes on trips. Like I'm packing and I'm getting low on space. And then the last thing I always add is my toothbrush. Thank God Quip is so tiny,

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the good habits company. Clean teeth. Do you ever use reminders on your phone? No. No? You don't say like, hey Siri, remind me to... Oh, it's doing it right now. Ah! It's doing it right now? No, don't update. No, no, no, don't update! Don't update! Ah! Ah! Stop. This is why

I don't use this. Exactly. I use it like a good bit, right? And... Okay. The only thing I use Siri for is to say like, hey Siri, set a timer for 10 minutes, like when I'm cooking or something. All right, well, you're under utilizing her. All right. Am I?

I think so. So I use a lot and I definitely do it when I'm drunk, when I think I've got like good bits or like funny things. And then also like to remind me, like don't forget to do, you know, this thing tomorrow. So sometimes I wake up in the morning hungover and I'll look at and I'll get a reminder for something. And I'm like, I don't know what I what that was, you know, like what was going through my mind. And the one that I got the other day was remind me to do the ham. Remind me to fuck the ham. Remind me to fuck a ham.

Wait, what? He said, don't forget to do the ham. And I was like, I don't know what that means. And then I started thinking, what if I died abruptly and tragically? And the cops found that reminder. And the last thing that I could have done was to make love to a ham sandwich or something i would definitely question it but also like maybe not yeah i don't know like it's sort of believable maybe yeah i don't know not a good bit so it took me a while because i

didn't fly for a very long time but I finally finished that book I mentioned I'd started called Every Last Lie by Mary Kubica yeah really really good I enjoyed it it's kind of similar to you I I really enjoyed the book up until the very freaking end like the whole book I'm like I don't know what to believe I don't know who's doing saying this what's going on I don't know which is so great and then at the very end it was just very anticlimactic. Like the very end just was kind of a letdown. Still worth the read because like for most of the book, it was really good. But like I just wanted a little bit better of an ending. Yeah. What's it called again? It's called Every Last Lie. OK. And I already talked about it before, but it's about a woman whose husband dies in a car accident.

Like, all the forensics say he was speeding, didn't put on the brakes, like, maybe it was suicide, but he had his daughter in the car. And so it's just, like, would he really try to kill himself with his, like, eight-year-old daughter in the car? That's weird. And then like there's all these like clues to make the wife think that somebody was like after him or ran him off the road and she's convinced and everyone thinks she's nuts and never. So you kind of go back and forth the whole time. And a lot of the book is written from his perspective before the crash. And you find out he was keeping a lot of things from her. So then you do suspect foul play. Like, I don't know.

It was a good story. I just wanted I wanted a better ending. Got it. All right. Into it. Do you have any music i was so excited for justin bieber to put out a new song finally yeah and it's just like it sounds cool like when you turn it on you're like oh this is a jam and then you start listening to the lyrics and you're like oh i don't know about this lyrically i saw

some of the lyrics about it seems a little sexualmed about it. Seems a little sexual towards Haley. Sexual, I guess, but not like they weren't like great. I don't know. It just seemed a little, I don't know, weird. It just wasn't great. It wasn't as great. It wasn't what I was expecting. I was expecting greatness from him having making us wait this long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What was the word last week that you were freaked that were spelled one way and had two meanings? Close and close. Oh, yeah. So someone messaged us about another one. Okay, what is it? I'm going to spell it and see which way you say it first. R-E-S-U-M-E. Resume and resume?

Yeah. Yeah. That's annoying. That's a good one. That's so funny. That's a good one. That is a good one. My buddy, Daniel Ellsworth, who's in Daniel Ellsworth and Great Lakes,

which we've played music from him before. He has a new side project called Dark Minds. And I'm really happy for him and proud of him because his new the new song Everything is on the new Apple commercial, which is bonkers, by the way. So I guess go listen to that. But I'm really liking the other single they released called Get Up. And I wanted to play like a little bit of that. That sounds cool. This is Dark Minds. Dark Minds is one word, a song called Get Up on YFT. Struck down by lightning Been to the bottom of the well Been to hell and back and still I

I get up, I, I get up I get up, I, I get up It's a good workout song, you know? One of those that kind of gives you some inspiration. So yeah, anyways, check it out, Dark Minds. The Everything song is on the new Apple commercial, but that's a song called Get Up that I like a lot. So check it out.

That's cool. You got anything else? You know, I know we think it's funny to read people's negative reviews of us on iTunes, but I get so many DMs from listeners that have nice things to say. I think we should start reading some every now and then. Okay. Just because, like, I don't know. It's just, like, really cool.

Like, I met a couple of YFTers at New Year's Eve. Like, they'll DM me and be like, YFT, you're here. I'm at your show. And, like, I love getting to meet them in person and stuff. And it's just really cool to think about like how many people actually listen to the podcast. And I don't know, it just makes me feel really good. Like I like doing this podcast. I love hanging out with you every week. And I love getting to just talk and share things, but it makes it just like mean so much more when I get messages like this. So this one's from Lisa Thorne. Shout out to Lisa.

I'm going to write you back also on Instagram, but I'm also going to read your message because I thought it was so sweet. She said, Hi, Brandy. I never DM people, but wanted to thank you for bringing a smile to my face on a weekly basis. I love your podcast so much, and it brings joy to my stressful day.

I work as a therapist for high-risk teens, and it's so nice to look forward to laughing along with y'all after a hard day. Thank you guys for being genuine and awesome. Aww. That's sweet. Aww. That's nice. I know. I got one right here from Lylee Lylee. Subject line, damn it,

Wells. Five stars. Damn it, Wells! The freaking turtleneck is really making a comeback. Great podcast. That's a good one wait who who did you post was it john krasinski wearing the turtleneck yeah yeah and i said it was derrick and like everyone was like that's right it was like your exact outfit i know i know crazy and my favorite thing was everyone's like that's john krasinski i'm like yeah i yeah that's the joke that's the, that's the joke. That's the joke. That's the joke.

Anyways. Hey, by the way, did you think that my New Year, same me post with wearing Sarah's face on my underwear and her chicken cutlets on my chest was funny or not? Yeah, I commented and told you that at first glance, it looked like you had shaved shapes in your chest hair. Around my nipples. I was like, what is he doing? And then I looked looked i zoomed and i was like oh i see but at first i was like really concerned i was like man he got real drunk yeah i mean so like there's a lot of you in my family that were not pumped about that picture and oh really yeah and i was like i don't i really

don't understand you know like first of all the fact that there's underwear of sarah like holding on to my junk is hilarious to me hysterical anyway so i thought it was funny okay good thanks my family is we think things are funny though that probably aren't so i don't know yeah but also like if you really know me like that's totally my personality to like do weird shit, you know? Yeah. Absolutely. How great was the Photoshop of you and my family portrait?

Yeah, so good. So good. So good. I'm sorry, Billy Ray got kicked out. But you know what? That was the breaks. No, we we actually kicked him out of those photos. He was never in them.

That's good to know because I saw someone be like, I can't believe you kicked out Billy Ray for a while. And I was like, yeah, I know. I think they assumed that we put you over him. But at the end of the photo shoot, my mom was like, all right, now I want some with just me and my kids. And we were like, oh, no, dad. She was like, no. And then at the end, we were like, oh, we actually like these the best. Sorry, dad.

By the way, I saw your dad posted a picture of like his, you know, like new demo out. And it's like his, you know new demo out and it's like his you know demo recording soundboard then your your mom was like you need to get an iphone because it's the grainiest no i know photo i don't understand refuses just someone buy it for him and do it he what we he has one he has an iphone and an ipad he doesn't use and like he still uses the blackberry and somehow they like i don't know if they like stocked up because they knew they would stop making them he has like backup blackberries because he knows you can't get one anymore like he is he's committed wow he's got insane he's got

just in case blackberries yes just in case blackberries man i was. I got respect for that right there. I do kind of miss BBM. I loved BBM. I really did. And the little trackball. It was like a little kutari. Yeah, it was kind of nice. I had a real fancy white blackberry. I mean, I kind of do miss them.

I know. I got to go probably. There's probably some more shit for me to clean up at this point. Go clean up some diarrhea real quick. Oh, what is my life? You're like, what's that movie that's like where they buy a zoo? Yeah, we bought a zoo.

It's called We Bought a Zoo. Fucking super creative title, guys. I've accumulated a zoo. You have. Yeah, go lay out some hay for your goats and your donkeys and pick up some diarrhea. You know what? I actually do have to go down there and clean stalls because it's raining and everyone's inside.

Oh, man. 2020 shaping up. Banger for old Brandi. Why is it on like December 31st, we're always like, oh, I can't wait for next year. It's going to be so freaking great. And then like the first couple of days of the new year, like same thing. Yeah, exactly. Same shit.

New decade. Yep, that's true. Okay. Well, I miss you and I love you. Okay. Love you. Love you guys. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.