Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - The show everyone needs right now!

Episode Date: March 18, 2020

This week on YFT, we’re all taking a deep breath because even though the world is in shambles, Brandi Cyrus and “Adam Wells” are here to recommend some new favorite content to binge while you’re in isolation. Back on the homefront, Brandi is surrounded by animals per usual (though one is now wearing a onesie), and Carl is already getting sick of Wells being in quarantine because animals need alone time too, people. The hosts talk about Barb’s bizarre Instagram singing, Miley’s new IGTV series, Bright Minded, and the unicorn golden retriever puppy who has one ear! Suh-cute. Last but definitely not least, we share some new fave things, a review involving missing testicles, and a recently discovered Instagram account that features pics of Wells’ feet. Stay safe out there, YFTers! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. ARTICLE– Article is offering our listeners $50 off their first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT SHIPSTATION– Try ShipStation for free for 60 days when you go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage, and enter YFT THERAGUN– Try Theragun risk-free for 30 days or your money back when you go to Theragun.com/YFT. Plus, get a free charging stand with purchase! BEST FIENDS– Download Best Fiends for FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play

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I can't believe how insensitive you are. And it's like, bro, we fucking recorded that a week ago when everyone was saying that. Yeah. Get off our back, lady. Well, then everything happened. And now we're just. Everything happened. We're just stuck.

My life really hasn't changed much. Well, that must be nice for you. Well, because I'm around animals all day it just really hasn't affected my day daily routine here at home what it's gonna affect is obviously i travel a lot for work which means no travel which means no worky which means no money so that might be a problem sooner rather than later but for now like i'm feeling okay yeah come back to me in three weeks and you haven't left the house and you're starting to fucking lose your hair and paint your toenails weird colors. You got nothing to do.

That's the thing. For me, I live on this farm with all these animals. And so I still do the same thing every day. I still leave the house, go down to the barn, feed everybody, clean stalls twice a day and ride the two that I ride. And so, like, I've been going non-stop today zero to a hundred like ain't stopping i know i do feel like my dog carl's like he's in that room right now he must be like sick of you he's like why are you still here like what's going on i don't you don't need to hang out with me this much like before he'd be like so upset beside himself that i would

be leaving and now he's like all right that's enough time with you like i need my own i need my me time now yeah dude it's crazy bro the corona man it's ruining 2020 i know man i don't know what's gonna happen with paradise because like bachelorette's pushback so So that means, I mean, effectively, then you got to push back Paradise. Yeah, I know. And now I'm worried about the Sam Hunt tour getting postponed. I mean, it starts end of May. That's pretty soon, you know?

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know how long we're going to be stuck inside, but you know what we can do? We can podcast. I know. Actually, I was really thinking that today. Like, man, I'm going to be really thankful for this podcast because it's going to be the only thing I'm able to do. Yeah, I know. For the foreseeable future.

My mom already called me. She goes, Bran, I think we should just record like as many episodes as possible of Sorry I'm Stoned while we're quarantined. I mean, yeah, I think you should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I think you should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we're probably gonna. Might as well. As I was dialing you, I was catching up on what Miley's doing. She's just the smartest little business chick in the whole world.

She's starting her own little IGTV series called Bright Minded. She's trying to keep everybody positive. I think it's absolutely fantastic. So what is she doing? She's got guests coming on. I think her first one, her therapist, Dr. Amen, who's an incredible dude, very positive guy. And then I just saw that she's having Demi Lovato on tomorrow. This girl is just like cranking out the content. Demi Lovato shouldn't be going over to Miley's house. She should just stay at her house. No, it's all IGTV live where you can do it with other people

just via Instagram. You know what I mean? It's a live thing. Yeah, Sarah and I were doing lives earlier today. Yeah, so Miley's so smart though. She's having all these other celebrities like clue into hers because you can do it remotely.

And she's going to have her own little Instagram show. I think that's great. I mean, way to go, Miles. I will say this. Do you remember when I mean, way to go miles. I will say this. Do you remember when I made the joke about like, this is so funny. Cause Mexico is going to be like, we've got no Corona down here.

Uh, you fucking dirty ass, filthy Americans aren't invited down. Did you see that? They said they're thinking about closing the border. And I was like, I know. I mean, I don't blame them.

I don't blame them either. But also, like, maybe make an exception for some people that film a television show down there. Y'all are the filthiest of everybody. Actually, I mean, that's funny. It's a good joke. But like, not true because you have to get STD tested to get down there. Oh, really? Mm hmm.

Now it doesn't really matter because I'm engaged in stuff and, you know. But like before, I was always pumped to go to Paradise because it would be like, that means another year of a clean dick. You know? Oh my God. Uh-huh. No.

I got a clean dick. Oh my God. There's a lot wrong with this picture. No, there's not. Brandy, we need, right now, we need to not be shaming being healthy. All right? And one of those things is practicing safe sex. Now that everyone's quarantined, don't you think there's going to be like a massive boom of babies?

Oh, for sure. Born all at the same time, nine months from now. For sure. For sure. It's going to be called the Corona baby boom. Generation Corona. Yeah, I don't know. We'll workshop it.

Generation Corona. Okay, hold on. I have to track down this dog. Happy. Generation COVID-19. Happy. Come. COVID-19.

Hot March Moon., wipe down everything. First test of virus. So my little hamster had surgery a week ago. He has a scar. I think it's at least six inches long. It's humongous. It's his whole back. Your hamster?

No, happy. My dog. Oh, happy. I mean, Miley's dog. Yeah. It's his whole back. Your hamster? No, Happy, my dog. Oh, Happy. I mean, Miley's dog. Yeah. You know, Happy. So he has to stay in my eyesight because he can't lick the stitches. Why don't you have the cone of shame on?

They don't do this anymore. So now, no more cone of shame. Supposedly, the new cool thing, the new progressive thing, is they put them in a onesie instead of using a cone for like instagram pictures no like that that's what they put on them they don't even give you a cone so he's supposed to wear this onesie for two weeks which means the onesie has to come off every time he goes to the bathroom it has to be washed like every couple of days it gets disgusting he's already pooped in it once and the other

problem is it's too big on him so every single morning when i wake up he's like all tangled up in the onesie because he's trying to get it off so his legs are like all up in there so when i'm home i try to leave it off of the poor guy but i have to like eyes on him let's just go back to the cone guys that seemed to work and it was funny i know i called and i was like guys i need a cone i need i and i just need it this onesie is not working out for me and they were like we really discourage the cone like please try to make the onesie work oh my god the cone is where it's at so funny when they go through doors and they clip it and it's just yeah i know i would give anything for a cone right about now i'm telling you oh. Oh, man. Okay. We should start the show.

Oh, yeah. We should start the show. Oh, God. The coronavirus episode. Your favorite thing, 94. Starting up. Sad. Me or you?

You. Fellow sick people and fellow healthy people, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with. A coronavirus-free Wells and Brandy. That's right. Healthy. Actually, I have no idea if I have it or not, but we're going to your favorite thing podcast with? A coronavirus-free Wells and Brandy. That's right. Healthy. Actually, I have no idea if I have it or not, but- Do you think you do?

I said, I have no idea. I don't know if I'm taking the test. Yeah, but do you feel sick? No, but neither does Donovan Mitchell. And he's on television talking about how he's got it. Who the fuck is Donovan Mitchell? He plays in the NBA. It was Rudy Gobert who did that.

Huh? It was Rudy Gobert that was making fun of it, and they touched all the fucking microphones, and then come to find out he has it. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, now I guess more than just one person in the NBA has it. Yeah, that's because Donovan Mitchell probably played the fucking Utah

Jazz, of which Rudy Gobert is on the team. Oh, yeah, so that makes sense. But he was on the news today saying, yeah, I haven't had one symptom at all. I feel perfectly fine. If I needed to play a seven-game playoff series tomorrow, I would lace up and feel great. He has zero symptoms. Then how does he know he has it?

I think they tested every player after the one got it. He's just a carrier. But he has it, technically. Yeah, well, anyways. So we could also have it and not know. I don't, because if I had it, that means Sarah would have it and not know i don't because if i had it that means sarah would have it if sarah had it it would be bad because she doesn't have much of an immune system because of her kidney transplant yeah i will say this like this is the

show that everyone needs right now because what this show is is us talking about things you need to binge on tv and what is everyone asking for binge or these shit it's so true netflix better start putting out everything they've got in their queue because now's the time for sure bro i guess we can kind of like stop talking about it for people who are upset with us last week for making light of corona sorry but we did it way early and we didn't know it was going to be like this crazy. And obviously it's an issue and please stay the fuck home. Let's flatten the curve or whatever the thing is. And don't be a filthy American. Just stay at home,

make a puzzle, watch Netflix, listen to this podcast over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, go back to the beginning, you know? Yeah. Honestly, if anyone wants to quarantine at my house i will give you so much to do i'll give you stalls to clean i've got closets to organize i've got clothes to go through that need to go to goodwill

dogs to take care of like plenty to do over here at my farm so come one come all all right as long as you're healthy speaking of like how like how i knew corona was like starting to fuck my world up all right like i didn't even know about it and then i knew about it and then i was like damn that should happen okay so my last show on good morning america was last wednesday so i did tuesday normal show wednesday that i get to set and they're like so we're not gonna have a studio audience today because the corona and i was like got it totally fine by the way so fucking weird to try to be funny about in front of nobody like there was like no laugh track you know yeah i was like man all these jokes suck so so we do it thank god for

me on this show you know what i'm saying no i'll just laugh at myself you don't get half my jokes like i attempt to laugh anyway though even though if i don't think they're funny i know when you did you just were like i'm gonna put ones in the dog and i was like why for instagram but that's a funny joke and you didn't even laugh you're like no yeah it is funny jokes people put welcome onesies on the dog and i was like why for instagram but that's a funny joke and you didn't even laugh you're like no yeah it is funny jokes people put what comes onesies on dogs all the time take pictures myself included yeah i've done it i've done it this week i've got nothing to do all right i've put so much shit on my dog so anyways so you know how like nick offerman and mega malali are like huge bachelor fans no i do now though do you know who they are you know i'm talking about no okay jesus fucking christ i i like can't with you sometimes who are they like

i cannot with you brandy nick offerman is ron swanson on parks and rec i don't watch parks and rec i just i just I can't with you anymore. I literally can't even with you anymore. You can't even. Did you watch The Office? You don't watch Grey's Anatomy. Don't talk to me. It's one show.

It's a huge show. I know, but you're taking care of that. Did you watch The Office? Did you watch Parks and Rec? Did you watch The Office? Yes, I watched The Office. Why didn't you watch Parks office did you watch the office yes i watched the office okay so why didn't you watch parks and rec it's not as funny it is oh arguably funnier okay so anyways did you watch will and grace no okay so megan malali is you watch will and grace first of all will and grace first iteration hilarious And now it's back.

My parents watched Will and Grace. Actually, they didn't. My grandparents watched Will and Grace. No, they didn't. All right. And I guarantee you, Billy Ray and Tish did watch Will and Grace. And you know what? Fucking hilarious.

Will and Grace is still airing. My dad doesn't watch TV because he gets motion sick. Okay. That's the most Billy Ray thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Anyways, Nick Offerman from Parks. We're going way too long with this. Nick Offerman from Parks and Rec. Megan Mullally from fucking just being funny, but also from Will and Grace.

They're married in real life. They're huge Bachelor fans. I met Megan Mullally like a couple years ago at the Women's March, and she was like, holy shit, dude. I'm a huge Paradise fan. Let's take a video. And it's all my Instagram. So I'm doing the last ever, at least for me, for Good Morning America

of this season recap of The Bachelor with Jason Tardik, who was great and really funny. We get a note, like a producer comes in. He's like, hey man, just so you know, Nick Offerman's on After You, but we're having to like keep him away because he doesn't want to he hasn't seen the last episode of the bachelor he's a huge bachelor fan so he doesn't want to see

your recap because he doesn't he don't want to fucking ruin it for you for him and i was like okay cool it's dedication it is and he explained later he was like i have to watch it with my wife may will freaking murder me if i don't so i haven't't seen it. So I was like, totally fine. So I'm knowing that Nick Offerman is like a fan of The Bachelor, which means if so fact, so he knows who I am, which is very exciting. Okay, because Ron Swanson knows who I am.

That's exciting. So we finished our segment. It's great or whatever, even though there's no studio audience. And then I'm walking out and he's like in the wings about to come out and I'm going in there just to hand out like big old grid hey buddy no and just like nick offerman huge fucking

fan and he was not shaking that he goes like he goes like for a pound all the wind got sucked out of my sails like oh man sure you, you know, it was so embarrassing. And like everyone saw, even, and I heard like some, like, I, I,

you know, you know, when you hear it and you're just like, I heard some like camera guy being like, oh, biggest swing in the mess. You know, biggest swing in the mess I've ever seen.

I was like, damn dude. So then we did like the elbow touch. And I was like, I'm a huge fan. And then he was like, Hey, I was like a margarita. But that was like, all right all right we're gonna play this game nick offerman ron swanson

and i said all right uh salt no salt and he goes uh salt i said okay rocks are uh blended he was like let's do rocks okay spicy or not spicy he goes spicy all right i'll bring it right out to you and then he went on stage and then he did this thing, and he was like, hey, Wells is here, great drink maker. And I was like, all right. Then it made up for it. But that was the moment that I knew that Corona was fucking up my shit because I wanted that handshake from Nick Offerman. You know I did.

Mm-hmm. And that's when I was like, oh, man, this is real. This is real. Nick Offerman, nicest guy in in the world just wouldn't shake the hand oh bummer i know you don't really watch basketball but have you seen the clip of steph curry in the press conference post game and he literally like dodges a cough so hard have you seen it no it's so good he's like oh yeah he in like he's about to just cough so hard and you can see like things about it so quick it just like yeah pulls the cough out like it's so funny though i

watched it on repeat i was crying good for him step curry can't be seen coughing in public can't be bothered speaking of the bachelor can we just talk about how bonkers Barb's Instagram page is? Oh, I haven't looked at it. Oh, my God, dude. Okay. It's just so weird. Like, I just don't understand what, like, I think she's, like, trying to subtly, subtly say shit. Yeah, and that's what everyone's saying.

Yeah, okay. subtly subtly say shit that like and that's what everyone's saying yeah okay so this is the one that she posted like right before the after the final rose can i just play it for you yeah stop in the name of love before you break my heart think it over okay first of all who are these other women that are singing this song okay second of all couldn't you guys

fucking get the choreography correct because everyone's all over the place and what are you trying to say here so stop in the name of love before you break my heart thinking and then when she when when they go to think it over she points to her head think it over like peter think it over you need to stop in the name of love think it over because i fucking hate maddie you know i can't see a man what the fuck does that

mean and also like that's what your post is weird someone someone needs to tell barb that there's this new thing called tiktok no we don't know because then it's going to be like i just flip this flip and then it's going to be like her wearing fucking mascara like maddie that crazy and like did you imagine barb and her husband though on tiktok that's gold. That is some good content right there. Barb would just murder TikTok. Dude, she's got 130,000 followers. That's insane.

103,000 followers. They put that one out there, okay? So that's before FF Final Rose, Shade. Like before she was like in the lower third, just like fucking scowling the whole time being like, you made us wait for three hours you dirty little hooker you know like whoa and then and then she posts this one you dirty little hooker leaving on a jet plane don't know when I'll be back again.

Oh, Barb, we hate to go. So fucking confusing again. First of all, I hate to say this. Peter, you seem like a nice guy. And Barb, you seem like a mom that like I've been around. I've seen moms like this before. Number one, stop singing. Okay?

Because you guys are horrible singers. Not to to be rude but you're fucking terrible okay that's just that's the truth of the matter number two what does this mean what do you think this means well the consensus on instagram is that it means maddie you're leaving like see you never yeah that's what I was thinking, too. Like, just more shade. Yeah, a lot of shade. And Maddie's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho! Gotta go hang out with Selena Gomez, randomly enough. Maddie won that situation.

I know. So the whole thing is, like, you don't know the real Maddie. We know the real Maddie. Like, that's what, like, the brother said I saw in some thing. Oh, brother. Oh, nice. Literally. Nice. the real maddie we know the real maddie like that's what like the brother said i saw in some thing oh brother oh nice barb's fucking singing instagram videos are bonkers barb needs to go quarantine herself and disinfect her house and be a real mom i get it but you know she loves this i think i think she loves it um in other news, Hannah Brown's back with Tyler C., supposedly. I know. What do you think about that?

I think she heard Hannah Ann say on that show that she wants to date Tyler C., and then she was like, not on my watch, and went and took him back. There can only be one Hannah that gets Tyler, and it's going to be me. Yeah, she tried to swoop in and get Peter once he went on the show and she just doesn't want anyone else to have her rejects. I know, which is weird. Is it? I feel like this is like a thing with girls.

Maybe so. I think Peter should go to Paradise. Would anyone give him the time of day on Paradise? I think so. I think he's got a little bit of cachet. And I also think that he probably sent girls home from his season that he probably should have given a little more time to.

My sister is FaceTiming me. Can I answer? Yeah, do it. Yes. Oh, I've got a question. What is it? I've been digging, I've been scraping, I've been lying like a wagon

for the best in years I've had to pay my dues. But today I am escaping for the last thing has been done. It was right there. How could I refuse? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Oh, no

Crikey You know what it is? What idiot put this in here? That'd be me Crikey We've been at this for 30,000 days Don't you know the gold must be mine? I've been digging, I've been skimming.

I've been laying, thinking about the best things I can do. I just had to tell you that. Am I alive? Are you making him? With Randy Cyrus and Adam Wells. Yeah, yeah, Wells is here. Wait, hold on. Does Miley think that my name is Adam Wells?

Please tell me. No, I don't know. Wait, pause. Are you making him watch that right now? No, but I will shortly. That is insane. What made you think of that? Oh, I don't know, but I just can't quit doing it well i've been screaming i've been lying like a rat i want to watch it so bad but it looks like it was made in 1909 now

well what else are you doing literally that's why i was wondering it took you so damn long to answer like what the hell else you got going on with this podcast it's my only source of income for the foreseeable future i started my own show and it's like I'm doing it for free. I was giving you a plug when we started our show. You have to tell everyone to watch Bright Minded live with Miley. You're telling them right now, Tuts. Bright Minded live with Miley. I've got good guests this week. I've got Demi Lovato on Tuesday, Amy Schumer on Wednesday.

Amy Schumer. Yeah, Thursday, Jeremy Scott. And and Friday me and Haley Bieber are gonna do Friday night in makeup tutorials well this is just the best thing you've ever done in your whole life and then oh that's a lap in the face forget the Grammy nom this is This is everything. Forget the Golden Globe at freaking 12. I started a It's Alive show. By the way, I'm an idiot. I'm doing it for free. You are an idiot. I'm going to put smiles on people's faces and brighten up the mood.

And that's priceless. And then on Monday, I'm going to have Big Milky, that's one of my favorite drag queens from RuPaul, do a full drag transformation on my show. Oh, wow. Sarah Hyland will tune in for that. So people that are at home wanting to perfect their drag style, maybe they're just now starting to define who their drag character or who they are when they transform actually is. So since they'll have more time at home, they can practice kind of designing themselves. Love.

And then I'm going to talk to michelle besage she's one of the judges of rupaul's drag race talking about just being like what it's like to be rupaul's best friend basically because that's pretty much the best gig in the game did you just throw all this together in the last 24 hours yeah that's impressive love you love to have you guys on we can collab sounds great can't wait we can do an Insta Live podcast combo. Would love to. But all my fans tell me I'm the queen of LQ. They tell me that my Wi-Fi is bad and I have low quality.

Yeah. You thrive on LQ, though. You love LQ. I am LQ. I invented LQ. It's my aesthetic. When we were in Como, you were like, no, it's too high quality. I wish I could do it.

I wish I could do HQ. I just don't know how to use anything. That's why the people love you. You don't even need to be HQ. They'll still come looking, watching, listening. Bye, Miles. She's nuts. I do believe that your sister and your dad are the same person because they love the low quality shit.

Does Miley have a Blackberry as well? No, she's got an iPhone, but it's usually so busted that she can't even see the screen. So, man, you can't trust a fucking person with a busted phone. Also, does she think my name is Adam Wells? It sounded like it, huh? Yeah. What the fuck well we should go on her instagram live show and you can address it i mean she definitely said your favorite thing with brandy and adam wells but at the end then she said by wells so like

no she knows she's probably trying to be funny no No. I mean, maybe. But I don't know. She said Y. Wells. She has to know your name's not Adam Wells. Don't cover for your sister. Unless she's calling you by your last name, which she thinks is Wells. I don't know. I don't know either. How does she not know my fucking name?

I don't know. But the fact that she just called and sang that ridiculous song. What is that from? I don't even remember. Some stupid kid movie. And she used to sing it like nonstop obsessively when she was like 13.

What's the movie? It's like Princess and the Popper or something. It's from that. You know who your sister should have on Good Vibes? What is it called? Happy Times?

Bright. Bright Bart? Nothing. Let me look. Light Bright? What did you just call it bright bard oh lord bright minded bright minded with cyrus she just can't she just can't relax she can't do it no it's a good idea also i feel like there's other people that were like helping her do that but you

know she should have on bright minded who's that barb no barb is the opposite of bright minded i know but like i feel like miley could get barb on the show and like then that would make me happy that would make adam wells really happy why don't we just invite barb on our show should i dm her yeah i'll should. So, Brandy, I've been trying to purge a lot of the stuff that I've got, like extra stuff that I've got in my house. And you know what I've been doing? I've been selling a bunch of it online. That's smart.

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I finally finished Love is Blind. Did you like it? Loved it. Oh, wow. Some of the best TV I've seen in forever. Wow. Why, you thought I'd hate it? There are some things that are...

No, there are some things like aesthetically they don't do a very good job with because I think it's like a first time production crew filming reality. But other than that, I think it was pretty great. I loved it. I was like all prepared to really hate on Jessica. But then she came on the reunion and was like all like you could tell she looked so guilty. Like she knew she looks horrible. You know, she was a freaking hot mess express and she saw it back.

Such a hot mess express and she saw it back. Such a hot mess express. But yeah, like it was like a little sad watching her sit there like very defeated knowing she looks like a piece of shit on this show. Yeah, it was great. Who was your favorite couple? Amber and Barnett were my favorite. Really? Because they were the ones I like you least expect to really make it in the end. You know what I mean? Like they both just like barnett especially

going going from like talking seriously to three girls and leading on three girls he just seems like the ultimate player like who would have thought like he would actually end up married at the end of it and then she too just kind of seems like she's so carefree like she and like um so i don't know like not serious about life you would just never imagine that the two of them would be the ones to like make it and seem the most genuine you know what I mean it's like I really liked that that they like ended up finding each other and it worked out and they seem happy and against like all the odds of it like they made it what I did think was funny is that on the reunion show they like looked so Hollywood all of a sudden. Both of them were like the most like from Georgia, like Southern people I've ever seen

in the beginning flashed to the reunion show. And she's like platinum blonde and he's wearing like a snazzy blazer. I'm like, what happened? I was a big fan of Cameron and Lauren, but the exact same thing happened. I saw like some red carpet where Cameron was wearing like a jacket that was a little too loud, bro. All right. I know what's happening.

Do you think like people are styling them and they're just like, yeah, okay. No, I think I don't think so. I think that they're like, we're in Hollywood. No, I got to look like that. And then they like went to fucking forever 21 and found the most ridiculous shit they could find. And we're like, this is gonna look great. Yeah.

Because they didn't, they didn't look great. I'm not going to lie to you. All right? Yeah, I know. I do love Lauren, though. I think she's adorable. Yeah, they're great. I wanted more gossip and drama in the after show.

And they didn't give it to me. And it's like when I interviewed Giannina and Damien, they wouldn't answer those questions. And I feel like The Bachelor does the drama thing. We're not doing that. And I'm like, yeah, but that's why we're here, guys. We're here for drama. That's why we're all here.

You know, we don't really care. We just want to know about the drama. I'm glad you finally finished it. Yeah, I finished it. I really liked it a lot. At the reunion, Amber went in on Jessica a little bit, but I really wanted more of like Barnett and what is her fiance's name?

Mark. I really wanted them to confront her about the fact that like on camera, like in an interview, she was like, yeah, I'm still into Barnett and I want to see, I can't just, I can't like ignore it. Like I have to see if that, if something's there with us and then he, she would go talk to him and be an act. Like she's like, Oh no, no, I'm all good. I'm all in on Mark. Like I'm so happy for you and Amber. Like she would say something completely different to Barnett's face and then something completely

different off camera. and same thing with Mark and no one really confronted her about it. I wanted that to happen. Yeah. I feel bad for Mark and I feel like Mark should be on the next season of The Bachelorette. Same.

Because he's there for the right reasons. Yeah. He would actually be a good fit with Claire, I feel. For sure. He likes older ladies. I mean, we know that. Yeah, he should go on the show. He should.

All right. Smart. I finally watched Ford versus Ferrari. Have you seen that? It's so good. Wow. That's just so weird. I never thought this would be something that you would watch.

What? Why? Because you're a girl and it's about muscle cars. Yeah, but I love race car stuff. Like, I'm so into that. Rush is one of my favorite movies of all time. Oh, Rush is one of my favorite bands of all time. Oh, Rush is one of my favorite bands of all time. So that's cool.

Wait, when did you see it? On the airplane, either on the way to South Africa or on the way back. I can't remember. Well, anyways, Matt Damon's good. Christian Bale is great. Phenomenal. And such a cool story. The ending's very annoying to me like that one guy that one

like head of and i bet you it's not he wasn't that bad and they did that for like the movie or whatever but that guy's a fucking asshole and i hate him so much i know yeah ford versus ferrari like because everyone's got nothing but time on their hands and i know you gotta you gotta you gotta rent it or whatever on itunes but do it especially worth it especially okay we we know that we have a lot of ladies listening to this if you've got a boyfriend put that on he will be pumped about it telling you very yeah yeah and it's not it's like it really isn't just for guys like i loved watching it yeah loved it what else to watched okay have you seen Hunters? No. Didn't we talk about this last week?

I said that I was going to start watching because I was getting a lot of like suggestions to start watching it. It's on Amazon Prime. Al Pacino. Main character. Okay. You got Al Pacino doing fucking streaming services right now. Just let's just remember that.

In this past year, we've had Meryl Streep and Al pacino doing like street well marriage to hbo but whatever it's streaming hbo go it is streaming so the hunters it takes place like in the 70s and it's centered around a bunch of jewish people who were in the holocaust they are now hunting naz Nazis who have relocated the United States and like changed their identity and stuff. That sounds great. It's phenomenal. We ripped through the entire season yesterday because what else are we doing, guys? Also, one of the guys from like How I Met Your Mother, he's on the show.

The kid from Percy Jackson. Do you remember that movie? Oh, yeah. His name's Logan Lerman. Oh, yeah. I love him. Oh, Carol Kane is in it. She's the one from Princess Bride.

Liar! Liar! He said, let true love. You know that scene? Oh, yeah. You did it perfectly. I did it for your job. Yeah.

Anyway, so she's in it. Anyways, Al Pacino. I mean, shit, man. That. Anyway, so she's in it. Anyways, Al Pacino. I mean, shit, man. You can't. That's crazy. Okay, I'm going to put that on my radar. Check it out, bro. Okay, Brandy, can we just talk about how much I'm in love with my Theragun?

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main character and the kid from the hill with kevin bacon is in it. Sam is, she's getting married to like this, like very like affluent young man from this like affluent family. And the family made their fortune from like board games. I mean, like stick with me. It's kind of a weird storyline, but it's pretty freaking good. So on the day of the wedding night,

they have to play a board game and they have to choose a card and she chooses a card that's hide and seek that's like the one bad card you don't want to choose and then everyone in the family plays hide and seek and she has to be the one that goes and hides but instead of like her hiding and like then being found like the game's over they try to kill her it's very funny it's a horror movie but it's not that scary. It's more like gory scary. And it's like very silly.

Like when you realize like what kind of like the plot is and like what's kind of like powering the whole thing. But anyways, ready or not, very good. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Check it out. Very interesting. Least favorite thing.

Got one for you. Okay. There is an Instagram page. Do you know on Instagram you can see like people have tagged you and shit yeah in stories you know yeah so i saw recently that i was tagged in a couple instagram videos and i did some digging i'm just not really proud of this but like we're gonna get through it together guys there is an instagram page called male celebrity feet you are not on it oh yeah i'm on no they've got pictures of my feet and i don't how because

i mean and sometimes my instagram stories my feet are in them and i'm like i just feel like very dirty it's not right anyways this fucking instagram page called male celebrity feet. Who fucking did that? And then also what you have that time. And then to put me on it when I'm not a celebrity, I'm celebrity adjacent. That's the truth. I get my feet off there. All right.

Whoever created that Instagram account. I'm formally inviting you on our show. No. Yeah, I need to. I need there's I have a show. No! Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Yeah, you've got a lot of questions. A lot of questions. You want to do a review? Yeah, let's do a review.

Wait, real quick, real quick before we do a review. Okay. Have you seen, because I need to know if it's real or not, have you seen the photo of the little, I think it's a golden retriever with one ear yes the top of her head yeah is that real i think it is real it can't be it is okay it's like one thing for them so if you guys don't know there's this picture these two pictures of this little baby golden retriever puppy floating around the internet and she's got one ear and says, this is Ray, an official unicorn nugget. Ray had an accidental injury at birth,

which left her with only a right ear. Okay. Totally believable. But then they continue as her ear grew, it migrated to the top of her head. Okay. That's where you lose me. Yeah.

I totally like the idea of a dog being born with one ear. Believable. The idea that it migrates to the top of her head and born with one ear believable the idea that it migrates to the top of her head and looks insane is not believable yeah i know this is a unicorn i need to know i need some people to fact check this with you what do you think they fucking photoshop no i've seen the video of the dog like bouncing around this does not look real it's real it's real why wouldn't ear migrate listen i don't know why would someone start an instagram account about feet all right we live in a weird world all right it's the corona dog looks insane all right you ready for this

yeah okay Here we go. Let me get ready. I just got to get the moment, okay? Fine. Warning. For all males. When buying a security device for a loved one. Last weekend I saw something at the gun show that sparked my interest.

I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 10,000 volt pocket sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived. With no long term adverse effect on your assailantant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety. Way too cool. Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home to her. I loaded it up with two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing.

I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I push the button and press it against a metal surface at the same time, I get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome. Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Dana what that burn spot in the surface of her microwave is. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? So there I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently, trusting little soul, while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on some flesh and blood. Not the cat.

I must admit I thought about zapping Leo for a fraction of a second, and then I thought better of it. He's such a sweet cat. I must admit, I thought about zapping Leo for a fraction of a second, and then I thought better of it. He's such a sweet cat. But if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect her against a mugger, I didn't want some assurance that it worked as advertised. Am I wrong? So there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose.

Directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant. A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasm and a major loss of bodily control, and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop to the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be, well, wasting the batteries. All the while, I'm looking at this little device measuring about five inches long, less than three-fourths of an inch circumference, loaded with two itsy-bitsy AAA batteries. Pretty cute, really. I'm thinking to myself, no possible way. What happened next is almost beyond

description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there, alone, cat looking with his head cocked to one side, as to say, don't do it, stupid. Reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second

burst just for the heck of it. I touch the prongs to my naked thigh, pushing the button, and... Holy mother of God! Weapons of mass destruction! What the fuck? I certainly just met Jesus. I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both to the carpet over and over again.

me up in the recliner, then bodies slammed us both to the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position with tears in my eyes, bodies soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked in my body in the honest position and tingling in my legs. The cat was making some meowing sounds that I'd never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging from above the fireplace, obviously in attempt to avoid getting slammed with my body flopping all over the living room. Side note, if you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a taser, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about the floor.

A three-second burst would be considered conservative. A minute or so later, I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point, I collected my wits, what little I had left, sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on top of the TV. The recliner was upside down and about eight feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh, and both nipples, they were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocaine. My bottom lip weighed 88 pounds. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently, I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and offering a significant reward for their safe return. P.S. My wife can't stop laughing about my experience. Loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it. There's also a picture of the living room. And it looks like a fucking bomb went off.

No way. There is not. I want to meet this person. I just want to meet people that write these descriptive reviews. I'm still looking for my testicles. And I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. That's insane. The TV has been ripped off the fucking wall.

This is so funny. There's no way that's real. I think it is. The picture. It can't be. I don't know, man, but it's free. Dwayne Lay is his name. Good old Dwayne.

I want one of those tasers. Can you get me one? Sure. Send me the link. Yeah, I got you yeah i got you i got you girl when's your birthday and this day and age that we're in yeah i'm gonna take it to the grocery store and tase somebody over toilet paper that's the weirdest thing i mean there's so many weird things about that like one how many rolls of paper do you use in a week really maybe two

at most you use two rolls of toilet paper a week at most i probably use a quarter of a toilet paper roll a week well okay well this goes back to the ben higgins thing where like women use toilet paper when they pee yeah i'm like dudes so it's like women use a lot more also just telling you when i'm on my period i use a whole lot more toilet paper and i'm just like not home all the time so i don't go through toilet paper very much at all. But I guess your average American family with like more than one person in the house that are home all the time, like maybe goes through it more than us, but still it's absolutely absurd that it's all gone. You know what else is gone? I went to the grocery store yesterday for the first time because I needed food. Yeah. Bread gone, eggs gone,

I needed food. Yeah. Bread, gone. Eggs, gone. Pasta, gone. Any type of like Easy Mac, any kind of pasta you want, gone. Toiletpaper is gone. Paper towels are gone at this point.

Hand soap, gone. Any kind of like surface cleaner, Clorox, anything antibacterial, gone. Have you tried to go to the store? I'm going to give you guys a little tip here. Oh, really? Okay. Yes, yes big stores they're out of shit but if you can find maybe like a little jewish deli really they got everything bro you may not be able to read the fucking label because it's in yiddish or some shit but they got everything. Is that what you did? Dude, I went all over,

and then I went to go get dog food the other day, and there was like this little Jewish deli next door, and I was like, I'm going to go in there and check it out. Dude, they have everything. I was like, oh, dude, you got tomatoes? You got fucking produce? You got zucchini? And I just was like, all right, we're in.

All right, I fucking love you guys so much. You got any music, bro? You're going to hate me because it's sad and depressing. Do you remember Damien Rice? Yeah. He had this song called Nine Crimes that everybody was obsessed with. He put out a song called Chandelier. Yeah.

It's very slow. It's very sad. It's very depressing. Yeah. Such as Damien Rice. But it's nice. You need to play it? Yeah, play's very slow. It's very sad. It's very depressing. Yeah. Such as Damien Rice. But it's nice. You need to play it? Yeah, play a little bit.

His voice, like, I know we're trying to be positive and uplifting, and the song is not necessarily that, but his voice is just so incredible. I'm gonna swim like tomorrow doesn't exist Like it doesn't exist Sun's up, I'm a mess gotta get up now gotta run from this here comes the shame here comes the shame One, two, three, one, two, three. Okay, that's just, I mean, I like slow and sad, but that is just on a new level of slow and sad. That's Damien Rice, though.

Is that all right? No, Damien, it's not all right. It's too slow. Speed it up. No, it's great. It's so good. He hasn't put anything out since 2014, and I'm very happy about this release.

All right, I feel that. But been loving some Ezra Furman as of late. Oh, really? Yeah. And I think that he did all the music for sex education. And so I think that's why it's like keeps on popping up in my my stupid brain. I really like this song, Queen of Hearts. This is a kind of a sad, sad sad day of music I feel like.

I am searching, I am searching I am waving my antenna trying to pick up some signal through this dream. I'm an ant in a hill but I think and I feel and I'm composing these love letters to the queen

Hoping somebody will see what I mean The queen of hearts Ah, the queen of hearts Ezra Fuhrman. I like that song, Queen of Hearts I know we've played a new Kalani song recently Did we play Toxic? I don't know

I can't remember which song of hers we played last But she put out a new one called Toxic That I really like It's kind of slow also But like I like slow stuff, okay? Alright, it's fine All of this love is

Toxic All of this love is Toxic stuff okay all right it's fine All the sex on replay Running back like a DJ Surfing on your face, why you eat that? Trying to make a bad bitch behave No I was just waiting for you Put the pussy away for you Thinking I would wait for you Oh, put the pussy away for you. What a great lyric.

She's badass I like her Alright well You got anything else? That's all for me Well Stay safe out there kid Seriously

It's just crazy times We're living in It's the end of days Okay well I'm gonna Follow up with Miley About us being a guest On her IGTV series Yeah also follow up

With Miley to see If she knows my name I don't think she does. I'm going to call her as soon as we're done and ask her. Yeah. What is the co-host of my show's name? Just don't even be like... Do you know his name? I'm going to ask her right now.

Okay. Alright. Love ya. Don't die. Please. Same to you. See ya. Don't die. Please. Same to you. See ya. Okay, bye. Bye.

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