Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Thirst Traps, Mormons, and Spiritual Enlightenment

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Today’s episode is powered by: instant coffee, one of Wells’ new favorite things. Brandi joins today’s podcast in her snazzy horse showing fit. Your hosts decide that horse-showing men look (and are) rich, so Brand-eye should find herself a man who ridesss (if you know what we’re sayin’). Wells joins us from Mexico, and has a few words to say about men with large bellies. Speaking of men, Wells and Brandi conclude that a man over 6’2 can get away with anything they’d like. They also talk a lot about Mormons and enlightenment, so maybe we should change our podcast category to education?? Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping on every order. Only available to US customers for a limited time  Article — Go to article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more

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Because say what you want. Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude. At least it's an ethos. Name that movie.

All right, let's call the brand. What's up? Whoa, you are very loud. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll shut it down. Check, check, check. That's because I've been up for like six hours and you just woke up. It's fine, it's fine.

We're all fine. Why have you been up for six hours? and why are you in a golf shirt? This is a horse riding shirt. That's a horse riding shirt? Yeah, a really nice one actually. It's one of my faves. You button it up technically but, you know, I'm not riding right now so. Wow.

It sounds like a polo. It's nicer than a polo shirt. We ride in polo shirts at home but when you compete, these are called dress shirts. Usually they're long sleeves, but in the summer we do the short sleeve because we put a jacket on, so you can't really tell. I mean, ideally you're supposed to be able to see the white cuffs come out of your sleeve, and with the long sleeve shirt it just looks really nice. But you can technically get away with the short sleeve shirt under the jacket, and it's hot as balls here. I kind of like it, but can normies wear it? Well, you know what I was thinking?

Not that I ever want to try golf because it seems so boring, but if I did want to take up golf, I could use all my horse clothes probably for golf. Yeah. All my nice dress shirts and polos. The uniform for one rich people sport totally works for the other rich people sport. Yeah, and the gloves I wear are the same brand as golf gloves, apparently. Really?

I forget how you pronounce it, but the R-O-E-C-K-L-E or something, Rokal Gloves. I don't know if that's how you really pronounce it, but they make golf gloves also that's cool so why you been up for six hours were you getting some no i wish there's actually a couple of uh hotties here at the horror show i feel like a lot of times well like when we you compete local and stuff there's just like not a lot of dudes for some

reason this is like a very like girl heavy sport in america but outside of america a lot of men ride horses and compete in show jumping and there's a lot of people here from other countries and the men are kind of hot i have a theory about this let's hear it well in other countries i don't think they have like cowboys right like there's not like rodeos. No. And I feel like if you're going to be a horse guy in America, you're a rodeo guy. You're a fucking Bronco guy. You're not over here sauntering and high-stepping and being a posh mofo.

Right. But in other countries, you are. Yeah. They know what's up. And you know what? It's kind of like football. It's like everyone wears these tight white pants. It's a vibe.

I believe it. I feel like they just look rich. Well, they don't just look rich. They are rich. Yeah, their bank account looks rich. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you need.

You need like an Argentinian i know so you need well here's what you did you gotta do why don't you like enter in some like tournament down there done and that's what i need to do i think down you know what i you know what i need to find is a polo player yeah exactly that's what i was thinking argentina is full of polo players i need to learn polo and then i need to go to a polo competition down there. Yeah. You just got to get into the horse riding scene down in Argentina. Argentina?

Argentina. In the land of Argentina. In Argentina is how it's pronounced. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well. So wait, why were you up though? I don't know if you didn't get any deep know if oh we just horse horse show days start early

we feed at like 6 a.m and then um take the horses for a walk get all of our shit clean and then the classes start at 8 a.m so if you're in the first class you got to be on your horse like 7 30 so it's just early days so have you already ridden well i'm not showing today that's why i said i could podcast today. Got it. So I took Star for a walk and took Astra for a while. I have Astra here too. And then got all my stuff situated.

And then I'm going to go back and ride this afternoon. And then I have my big classic tomorrow. The classic is like the big final class of your division. It's called the classic. And it's always on the last day. Classic. Yeah. That's cool. You're going to win.

You get some blue ribbons up in this bitch. I don't know. There's 50 people in my class. It's so many. Yeah. Stargirl got a blue ribbon Wednesday, but it was one of those rounds where as long as you jump clear, then you get a blue ribbon. So everyone kind of gets one if you if you leave the rails up and

don't have time faults but but she's still got one it's a participation trophy so no you have to participate and you have to do it correctly you can't have a rail and you can't have a time fault but yeah yeah yeah as long as you jump what's a time fault it sounds like something from a time travel movie a time fault well so with each class there's a time allowed and if you go over the time allowed you get one fault for each second you go over the time allowed oh so so if you were if you were like a second and a half over the time allowed you'd get two time faults you're fucking slow can't do that giddy up motherfucker let's go you sound very very echoey do i well that's because i'm in a very echoey room.

You're in Mexico? It looks very tropical out there. Beautiful. Do you want to see what I'm looking at here? Yeah. Oh, wow. Is it just you in this place? It is just me.

I mean, I'm the talent, Brandy. I also think Jesse just is in a different different hotel so who's the real talent um this is a hotel looks like a house it is like yeah this is a house basically it's a three-bedroom studio it's freaking awesome and it's there's a new resort next to where we film called la jolla ding ding i don't have a bell do you have a bell i do not oh okay sans bell today it's beautiful and they just built it and so last year was the first year that i stayed here and so now i'm back again and it's wonderful and beautiful and i'm like on the fucking water i literally from my patio can see the paradise set what you're saying is yeah i should come down there because you have

a spare bedroom you're absolutely welcome to. Sarah can't come. My brother can't come. If you want to come on down here, you might have to take a bunch of COVID tests, but that's it. That's still a thing down there? It's not really in Mexico, but we're doing it just to be safe

because we don't want to get shut down. We don't want to shut down. Like the production's doing the COVID testing. It's a super well-oiled machine now. It's those little ones where you drop a thing into the thing and then it shows like a little blue line if you're pregnant or not it's like one of those now and so you just do it every day and so far not pregnant excited so far great news how long are you there for i'm here through the month so yeah if you want to come on down oh just june yeah it used to be my brother would come out he can't have it he had a freaking

kid idiot and sarah's filming her new show. So I'm here all by myself. It's very lonely. I mean, I've got my own pool and I just like. What? I'm mainly doing night shoots again this year. So I'm just like, I'm already sunburned. So like today I can't go out sex.

I gotta, I gotta, you know, get the tan going. What you need to do is you need to sit under an umbrella with just your feet hanging out. Yeah, but did you see my most recent post? Yeah, it still looks terrible. No, it's getting better. But that's what you need to be doing is sitting out there under the umbrella, feet hanging out. I know. We should look at my WikiFeet score and see if it's changed.

It probably has. I'm going to be probably like low energy because I was up until like three last night slinging drinks, telling stories, making TV, baby. Okay. Wow. But I am a little sleep deprived, so you're going to get a weird show from me, if I'm going to be honest with you. Got it. Speaking of being sleep deprived, instant coffee? Have you had? I hate it. Speaking of being sleep deprived, instant coffee? Have you had?

I hate it. Oh, I love it. It's instant. It's so fast. And it tastes like coffee. Does it? I think it tastes like garbage. Where have I been?

The crystals in the coffee are magnificent. And I don't have to wait, make a whole thing of coffee. I can just make one, two cups, however much I want. Just plop in a little bit of this brown doo-doo water. And then all of a sudden, boom, I got myself a cup of coffee. Ding, ding, ding. No one told me about instant coffee. I think this is my new thing.

Ew, I hate it. I also just don't know. Coffee and wine are similar to me. It all tastes the fucking same. It's all kind of good. I don't know. Coffee and wine are similar to me. It all tastes the fucking same. It's all kind of good. I don't know. You know, like people who are like, man, so-and-so's got the best cup of coffee. I'm like, I guess.

It all fucking tastes like coffee to me, you know? See, I disagree. Like there's nothing worse than that nasty like hotel tasting coffee. Yeah. Do you know the one thing that I can't stand about like hotels, especially outside the country is they have these espresso machines, bro. I don't need an espresso. I need a cup of normal coffee. Like an American does, you know,

they have these little pods and I don't know how to use a little pod machines ever. And it always makes the smallest amount of coffee. What's happening, guys? Because everywhere else, they just drink shots of espresso all day. Because everywhere else, they're like, this is fucking gross. And we want to get this over with as quickly as humanly possible. Yeah.

Whereas us Americans are sadists and we want to enjoy our pain. So it's like, make it a grande, you know, know a venti grande fucking gigantic big gulp see i love coffee and i can tell a difference in the taste because i'm bouge like that and for me it's i think the process of making my coffee in the morning is just like therapeutic to me also yeah it's like the only part of my day that's the exact same every day and that's comforting to me but i have the chemics you know like glass carof i have like the brown cones you put in and then i like manually pour over my coffee every single morning and it's very therapeutic and my coffee always tastes so good you're a

pour over gal i'm a pour over gal and then as if that's not bouge enough, I have a milk frother that I literally travel with. I brought it with me. Jesus Christ. And I froth my Oakley Barista Edition oat milk to pour into my bougey Chemex coffee. Dude, what happened to soy milk? Is that gone? Are we done with that? It's terrible for you.

Is it? Yeah. Is oat milk bad for you? No, oat milk's great. How do we know that? Because we thought that soy milk was good for you. Well, soy milk, though, is artificial, right? Like soy isn't.

Well, soy is a. I don't know. That's a bean. Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's hormones in it if you want to give it a goog. Like it's really bad for women to drink soy milk. Interesting. Oat milk, though, comes from a a plant i don't do any milk i'm a man lady questionable yeah should we start the show let's do it uh is it me or you i don't know i think it's you

you kind of look buff in that shirt what kind of buff in that shirt i am buff yeah we need it we By the way, you've been posting some thirst traps lately. We got to talk about it. All right. Are they thirst traps anymore if you're just hot all the time? Oh, ding, ding, ding. I don't know. I love that. I don't know. Yeah. All right, bros and hoes, we're coming at you from

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Bikini pictures pictures like bikini posts do the best obvi because sex sells and that's the world we live in yeah so summertime you have to take advantage and post as many as you can because you can't be posting those all through the winter true you could what you should do is though you should like um backlog a bunch of these so you can be releasing in november and december but then but then in december people are like what the fuck that's not now like it's freezing outside true but and that's you know you got the farm bod rocking like i don't blame you i'm just saying are you getting like a ton of dm slides i mean i've got some good combos going on

in raya right now do you yeah anyone of. Anyone of note? Any famous person you know? You know, Raya's full of people that think they're somebody, but they're not really, but they want to be really bad, which is fine. So like basically me's out there. Yeah, exactly.

Okay. Totally. Yeah. Hurtful. You got multiple convos? I got a few convos going. Yeah? Yeah.

Give me a name. No. Give me a name. Come on. No. Anyone famous? Like really famous? Everyone's, I don't know. Like there. Give me a name. Come on. No. Anyone famous? Like really famous? Everyone's, I don't know.

Like there's like a lot of basic people on Raya. You know, like a lot of like Matt's and Kyle's. And you're like. Chad's. Chad. I mean, actually I haven't seen a Chad, shockingly. He's good. So you've got like a whole bunch of those like basics, you know?

Mm-hmm. And then once you get through all the like american profiles i'll start showing you foreign people uh which those are the ones you really want to get to and then you start getting some like crazy names you know what i mean brian a lot of mats mikey daniel just like basic jay adam like the most basic like these guys how do you unlock the Argentinian equestrian Raya? Well, I think they show you profiles based on where you are, which is really frustrating. I'm not trying to date somebody in Nashville. Get a VPN for your phone.

Change your location to Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires. And then boom, bing, bada bing, bada boom. You got yourself Marco from Buenos Aires who rides horses and also rides Brandeis. That would be nice. It would be nice. That would be nice.

That's what I see for you. I see a Latin American equestrian who is very tan and speaks terrible English, but that's fine. We don't need him to talk a lot. We just need him to look good. Exactly. And makes a hell of a hanger steak and like that's it that sounds phenomenal right yeah i'm into that yeah same you got anything you got anything things bro or what

bro i'm not sure yeah cool cool i'm not sure about it. I noticed something recently. What? So I was at the Vedanta. That's like the staging area before you go to paradise. I was like, what? It's like fucking Disneyland for Mexico. I posted something and like everyone on Instagram was like, you're at the Vedanta. That's great.

So anyways, I was at the Vedanta and I was sitting by the pool and I was enjoying myself and having margarita and I was just observing. sitting by the pool and I was enjoying myself and having margarita and I was just observing one what happens to guys at some point they just get this big buddha belly in life you know like that's not fat that's not there's no way that's all fat so that's just like impacted shit for like that you just need to go get a colon blast bro like I just think you just have a bunch of like impacted poop in your gut because they're like fit otherwise but then they have this huge belly it's very very confusing but what's amazing about it is that when this happens inevitably their belly button pops out like a fucking turkey timer at what point does this happen in your life and if it does like

how are you not doing something about it? Yeah. I mean, you're not wrong. It's very common to see that. All I saw at the Vedanta. And listen, when I see it on women, I understand. Because they had a baby in there. Like, that makes sense.

What's your excuse, Kyle? You need to go in there and get all this impacted doo-doo out of your stomach, bro. Like, it's got to be that. There's no way it's 12 inches of fat that you've accumulated just around your Buddha belly. Yeah. I feel like I just always assumed it was like a beer belly. Yeah, that's what it's called. But there's no way it's all fat.

I guess not. I think it's poop. No. I feel like you're not far from this happening to you. I'm starting to fear this and I must continue the cardio. And I have cut out the beer though. And I tell you what, because your boy's got an allergy to brewer's yeast and poop's never been better. All right. Poops have never been. Really? Yeah yeah i'm living in 2034 because beer not it for me so you got no fave things is what you're telling me i mean i'm telling you that

i haven't watched hardly anything since the last time we chatted um i'm still on the staircase which i'm assuming you didn't watch i watched the first episode and it is good but the problem that I have with it is that I've watched the documentary so I know what's happening and to be honest with you as good as Colin Firth is the actual guy is is more compelling to me really yeah interesting okay and the daughters are actually more compelling. I think it's crazy that so many big name actresses play those daughters. And they like are such small roles, at least so far. Maybe once I get further in, they'll have more lines. But like Sophie Turner, in the first few episodes, she like maybe has like four lines.

And I'm like, what? Yeah, I know. How do you go from being Sansa Stark to like having four lines in a show i know that the daughters become important because you've seen the documentary yeah anyways but yeah i'm excited for you to finish it so you can watch the documentary and then tell me what you think i definitely think the play is to always watch the like scripted show first and then the doc yeah if there's both you know like these days there's both like These days, there's both. We work. Show, doc. Speaking of documentaries,

have you seen Keep, Sweet, Pray, and Obey? No, I've never even heard of that. Netflix, baby. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I am just amazed with Mormons these days. It's insane. Here's the tag. Keep, Sweet, Pray, and Obey examines the rise of Warren Jeffs It's insane. Here's the tag. Keep sweet, pray and obey.

Examines the rise of Warren Jeffs in the fundamentalist church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and his shocking criminal case. If you want to go down a weird rabbit hole of just like bonkers religion in terms of the LDS. Is that what it is? LDS? Latter-day Saints? Mm-hmm. Bro, keep sweet, pray, and obey. Insane.

Also, did you know that Mormons believe in dinosaurs, but what they believe is that when God was forming the Earth, he took a bunch of other planets and mushed them together and on one of those planets the dinosaurs lived and that's why they're embedded in the rocks of our planet so they believe in dinosaurs but they believe that they're aliens which is even more insane yeah that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard that's much more difficult than them being here you know agree anyways yeah bro yeah going from under the banner heaven to keep sweet pray and obey sorry to all our mormon fans out there but you know whoa kind of bonkers i really think we should have somebody on the show that is mormon yeah

to like enlighten us and explain some things no i don't know if I want that because they might convert me. They might, yeah. I'm very susceptible. Are you? Are you? I don't know. Sarah, listen, I've been praying on it and I think we need to have three more wives. I think that's what God wants of me.

He wants me to procreate with multiple women. Heavenly Father has told me to do this. I think I want to get someone from the Moran religion on this show. And I also want a flat earther in here. Immediately. I don't think those actually exist. Dude, they do.

I feel like people that say they're a flat earther just say that to piss people off and get under their skin here's my question for flat earthers i have a lot of questions for flat earthers but here's my main question when you see a lunar eclipse what the fuck do you think is happening because the shadow over the moon is circular. And you know that's us. So if it was flat, then it would just be like a sliver across. How do you fucking rationalize that?

That's why I'm telling you, I don't think they actually believe it. I think they're just a group of people that like to cause a rise out of people. You know what I mean? I don't know. I see enough of these videos on TikTok where it's like, they like really believe it. Speaking of TikTok.

Yeah. When you told us last week there at the end of the show. Yeah. About you watching the woodworking TikToks. Oh, yeah. I wasn't prepared for how uncomfortable your TikTok about those TikToks

was going to make me feel. Yeah, well, it's sexy. I'm concerned for you. Are you okay? I'm doing great. Like, I love it. Are you sure? I'm doing great.

How's your sex life with Sarah? It's amazing. Worried? Those videos are just so satisfying. They're not that satisfying. but you know what's funny you talk about you know posting bikini vids or whatever bikini pics thirst traps that one did very well which concerns me yeah like like i think i got a half a million views on that and all i did was watch someone fucking shave wood. Is this all I need to do?

Fucking to be on TikTok is watch other people and like moan and groan? Sign me up, baby. Let me sell some foot pics while I'm at it. What is the least resistance to extreme wealth that I need to go down? I think that could be it. I think so too. But those videos are great. And also the watch cleaner guy.

I watched another one of his videos. Oh, God. So good. It's so satisfying. I watched a cute little rom-com. You did? Yeah. Bowen Yang's new film, Fire Island.

Fire Island? Fire Island, bro. Like Fire Festival on an island? No, that's Fire Fest. This is Fire Island, which Fire Island is like a place in New York, I think. Oh. Bo and Yang from SNL is on it. It's on Hulu.

Here's the tag. A pair of best friends set out to have a legendary week-long summer vacation with the help of cheap rosé and a group of eclectic friends. Fire Island. Sounds terrible. It's really good, but it's an LGBTQ plus rom-com, which is kind of refreshing these days. And I love Bo and Yang.

Ding, ding, ding. I think he might be one of my favorite SNL people right now. I haven't watched SNL in so long. What? I really haven't. That's good. You know Pete Davidson

is leaving SNL. I did. Yes, I know that. I guess he's going over. I think he's going to regret that decision. I feel like he's been trying to leave

for the past six years and Lauren won't let him leave. He's been held captive. How much does Hulu pay per episode of the kardashians um let me jump on that bitch how much longer do you think that's gonna last forever forever and ever absolutely not here's the thing they are everyone i just recently found this out they're're all EPs on it, which means they get cuts of the show, and they can make edits. No, not the Kardashians. Pete and Kim.

Oh. How long is that going to last? I think they're going to get engaged. No. You don't think so? No. Why not? Why would Kim do that?

She married Kanye West, bro. Yeah, but Kanye, at least he had some like cool street cred i don't know pete's just pete listen don't get it it's the big dick energy it's gonna be he's also funny it goes a long way girls have such low standards girls want two things they want height and they want funny and guess what i don't Girls want two things. They want height and they want funny. I don't want funny. But you want height. Women are blinded by height.

They are blinded by the height. It's insane. And Pete's like 6'3", 6'4". He's tall, yeah. Yeah, I think he's at least 6'4". Yeah, there you go. The height blindness is real. Tall guys just get away with so much shit.

So much shit. Wonder why. Yeah. I don't know. Why? It's like the altitude up there or something. I don't know. I'm a little guilty of it.

I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Am I a tall person or no? I would say you're like slightly above average in the height department. So what's the average, you think? 5'9"? I think average is like 5'10".'m six foot yeah so i i don't feel like i get like the tall guy pass for things no probably not no i think like five ten to like six one you don't really get the pass yeah six two but the minute you hit six two you start getting fucking hall

passes after hall pass for all the shit you pull you can do whatever you want when you're six two and if you're six four my god you can just be the trashiest suckiest dude on the face of the earth and you probably still get a great girl yeah probably that's all it takes it's all takes in this life speaking of lgbtq stuff on tv sarah's new movie my fake boyfriend oh is going to be out in like canada uk and latin america on thursday so tomorrow i think how do we watch it it's going to be on Prime. Okay. When can us Americans watch? Next week. So if you're out of the country, you can watch it this week.

If you are in the United States, next week. I see. This is the movie that Sarah filmed with Dylan Sprouse. Oh. One of them Sprouse boys. Is he the one that's dating Barbara Palvin? Yes. She is so beautiful.

Yeah, she's hot. Here's the tag. A young man in a tricky situation follows the advice of his unconventional best friend, played by Dylan Sprouse, and uses social media to create a fake boyfriend to keep his awful ex-lover out of his life. But everything backfires when he meets the real love of his life. And breaking up and breaking up with his fake boyfriend proves hard to do. My fake boyfriend. I've seen it already because your boy's sleeping with one of the stars.

And it's really good. It's amazing. so you should go watch it my fake my fake boyfriend real love is hard to find you're telling me unless you're six two and then you're fine yeah you can go and fuck anything you want yep maybe that's why i've always gravitated towards really short women because then i feel like six two you know You know? That's a great point. I think that's what happened. Uh-huh. I think so too. I think that's what happened.

Mm-hmm. I'm reading a fantastic book right now and I want everyone to go read it. And this is so not what I normally read. It's called The Power of Now, A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment. Huh. Yeah, that doesn't sound like you at all. No. It's by this guy named Eckhart Tolle.

Are you kidding? This guy named Eckhart Tolle? Oh, you know who that is? Everyone knows who that is. Oh, my gosh. Do you not like Eckhart Tolle? No, I love him. Oh.

Go ahead, continue. Well, then have you read The Power of Now? No, but I have read... I have to look up the name of it, actually. A New Earth? Yes, A New Earth. So good. I've been kind of going through some things recently and...

Like what? How do I put this? i've been struggling with ego i think recently a lot okay and i think it's something that a lot of people struggle with and well men specifically yeah but very much yes everyone i agree everyone but men do. I think that like you're confusing like masculine, like muchismo ego with like, I'm talking about like career ego and that kind of stuff. Anyways, listen, I think everyone for the past couple of years going through this pandemic and like work's been weird and hard and the economy's up and down and like there's just like a lot of negative energy and hatred in the world right now and yeah so i was talking my buddy david borne who's brilliant musician but he's just like kind of very like enlightened you know he's like one of those people who you talk to and you have these like deep conversation you're like god man i wish i was kind of more like you so he sent me this book the power of now and i started reading it it's funny how things come in your life, I think, when you kind of need them the most.

This book is so interesting with like how it looks at regular human struggle, how we can overcome it, I guess. And I know this sounds like so hippy-dippy fruity shit, but like I'm telling you, it's been such a good read. Here's the tag. The Power of Now, A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment is a book by Eckhart Tolle, who apparently everyone knows. It presents itself as a discussion about how people interact with themselves and others. The concept of self-reflection and presence in the moment are presented along with simple exercises for the achievement of its principles. If I could like kind of boil it down to simply what it is, how someone reaches enlightenment is by being fully immersed in the present. Everyone says these things like stop and smell the roses, like enjoy

the moment, you know, like you hear all these things, but it's really hard to do because you're always concerned about your past and future. If you have grief in your life and sadness, it's because of something that happened in the past. That is a fear of what happened before. And if you have anxiety or trepidation, that is a fear of something that is going to happen in the future. And so all of our issues that we have in our life are about things that haven't happened or already did, and it doesn't matter anymore. And when you start thinking about that, it's like, that's kind of crazy. And if you just enjoy what's happening right now, life gets like a little bit easier. I'm only halfway through and I have no way like any type of like spiritual sherpa but it's been very very interesting and i've learned a lot about like

how the mind affects our consciousness and vice versa and how he how your ego really can like feed on your fear and stuff and how that's just like not helpful in living your life anyways i really ding ding i ding, ding. I really, really love this book. And if like you're a little lost or something, dude, go check out The Power of Now. Well, I feel like even if you're not, it's probably a great read.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like a lot of the ego stuff stems from like where you find your self-worth, right? Like I think a lot of people find it in their job or how much money they make or like like achievements awards like things like that and i think that's where like a lot of that ego stuff plays in because if you find your self-worth and like things that actually matter like your relationships and stuff like that i think you have a healthier ego right because the ego doesn't ever really go away i feel like like it's either healthier or it's not. I don't know.

Well, also, you know, your ego, especially with like career stuff or success, I'm doing as I'm doing your quotes, it's a bottomless pit, right? Okay. I want to become rich. I want to own all the things. And when I get to this point, then I'll be fulfilled. But then once you get those things and you make some money or you buy the car or whatever, then there's another thing that you think that you need that was going to fill this bottomless pit of ego. What this book is talking about is that's a part of your brain that feeds on the fact that it's never going to end. And that why it's labeled like kind of like stay alive uh it's like feeding on all your insecurities like what you think you need and like what you really need is just is just to be able to enjoy the now because that's all there is you know yeah

you've only ever experienced now you've never experienced past and you can't experience the future because you don't have a time machine you you've only ever experienced what's happening right fucking now and it's kind of the same thing over and over again in this book it's just because it's i think it's a hard thing to grasp so it's like kind of like kind of like banging it into your head of like this is what you need to be focusing on and if you can do that then you'll be a little bit happier and i found that like i've just been reading i'm like i don't know five days into reading this book i have been in a better place ever since trying to impart his wisdom into my life so check it out love that for you wells you should read it yeah i i will i i would actually like to reread uh a new earth because it's been a long time since i've read it

i'll read this one that you're reading and then after you're done with this one, you should read A New Earth and then we can talk about them both. Okay. What is A New Earth about? It's similar stuff. I feel like everything he writes has a very similar theme, right? I think it has more to do with like finding your purpose in life and your self-worth and like kind of more of that stuff. I think that all plays into living in the moment and not having anxiety and not worrying about your past because like, I don't know, to me, like all those things kind of play into each other, right? It's like kind of what I was saying. Like if you find

your purpose in like your career and your goals and what achievements you want, how much money you want to make, that's not living in the now, right right that's like living in what you want for your future or whatnot so definitely similar themes but just more about like figuring out for you like what truly matters in life what drives you where you find your identity and i think when we start to look for our identity in the wrong things then that's when we start living in the past or living in the future too much right right? Yeah. Yeah. Eckhart Tolle.

Who knew? Well, you knew apparently. Well, I knew and a lot of people know, but that's okay. Yeah. Well, listen, I didn't. That's like saying like, oh, I found this author, Brene Brown,

that you guys are going to love. Everyone knows Brene Brown, right? I don't know Brene Brown. Oh my gosh. You probably like her actually she's kind of like a female version of him in a way but like more modern yeah she has a great documentary on Netflix if you don't want to go the book route I guess like a live taping of one of her she's a public speaker as well and it was like a live taping of one of her not shows what do you call

that when someone does like a public speaking thing like a ted talk sort of yeah exactly the netflix's special is called the call to courage so it's been out for a while hot minute i think i watched it during quarantine but um really good watch so if you want an intro to brené i would highly recommend that and then she's got several books they're great look at us we've gone away from just like you should go watch this shitty reality show on netflix to spiritual enlightenment yeah still gonna watch all-star shore but also i know all-star shore's coming out in just 20 days or so but also like let's keep a good balance you know yeah exactly that's all life is about and i feel like eckhart tolle would agree with us on that it's all about balance absolutely speaking of balance and balancing the force obi-wan kenobi still great i

love it i don't know i'm just so excited for disney plus oh and i've been told to tell you guys one of sarah's favorite things ding ding oh great rupaul's all-stars guys drag race is back but now with all-stars and we're not talking about people who did well no they're all winners okay this is the cream of the crop the best of the best if you think you know about rupaul's drag race you don't know shit i'm making this up i'm hyping it up because i don't i didn't watch the show but um she says it's great i said who are you rooting for and she goes well i have to root for monet exchange i went to high school with her so um she's rooting for monet exchange but uh jinx monsoon she's loving jinx monsoon i love the names that they get to have like this i want i

need a drag name first of all is there like a buzzfeed quiz that like makes me get up oh i'm sure yeah for sure so she's big into Change, big into Jinx Monsoon, and the Vivian, she's the winner of Drag Race UK. This is the first time that they're getting people from like the abroad versions of the show in, and shit is fire. And the first episode,

apparently Naomi Campbell was the guest celebrity judge or whatnot and they all had to walk the runway and they had to be judged by naomi campbell can you imagine sounds terrifying it's like me going to play golf and having tiger woods judge my swing i would freak out oh yeah that sounds horrible yeah rupaul's drag race All Stars out now on, I think that's a Paramount Plus. I'm not sure. Got it. Yeah. Or maybe it's back on Bravo or something.

I don't know. Whatever. You can figure it out. A lot of All Star themed TV going on right now. Yeah. What about just the regular stars? You know? Yeah.

I feel like that's where I live. Can we have just like a mediocre stars show? Uh-huh. You know? I mean, surely at this point, they're going to have some sort of Bachelor All-Star show coming up. Yeah. Is anyone really an all-star in this franchise?

The whole premise is it's a bunch of people who can't find love. Right. So they're all losers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's the opposite of all- that's that's what everyone is here it's true and i'm one of them so that's hard to swallow i put a pause on stranger things i just feel like that's not something i can watch on my ipad and this airbnb like i need my big

screen tv for that you know you got to finish it though, dude. I know. I know. So that's on pause. And I'm still going with the staircase. Oh, you know what? I kind of have a least favorite thing. Oh, tell me. Pains me to say it, but I finished The Flight Attendant in season two. Honestly, it just was not as good as season one. I just kept

waiting and kept watching in hopes that it was going to get better and have some really great ending. And it was just fine. Yeah, it's tough. The first one was so good. It's hard to live up to. You know, that's what they get for trying to have it without Michelle Huseman.

Didn't Michelle die? Yeah. Do you want to bring him back to life? Well, I'm just saying. That's why season one was probably so great. Because he's obviously amazing. Because everyone was just sitting there thinking, man, I love some deep dicking from Misha Kilsman. Exactly.

Yeah. I get it. Do you know who Zach Bryan is? It's funny you say this. Somebody just asked me this this week because I guess he's playing at Red Rocks. Yeah. This summer. And somebody asked me if I wanted to go.

And I was like, I don't know who that is. And then I played some of the music and I loved it. Yeah, it's funny because Dean hit me up and was like, hey man, have you heard of this guy? And I was like, I hadn't, I'm kind of embarrassed. It's got kind of like a Tyler Childers vibe to it. So yeah, if you haven't heard of Zach Bryan, here's a song called Headin' South.

Pretty good. Check it out. He won't get the last laugh, It's the last thing he did. And he used to roll around in that red dirt mud. Now he's skipping town in that roster south of blood. Don't stop going, going south. Because they'll let you play music real damn loud don't stop heading

heading south cause they won't understand the words that are pouring from your mouth Brett the Good maybe we should all go to that Red Rocks show I'm down you know I've never been to Red Rocks. What?

And I've never been. Have you been to the Gorge? I've never been there. No, that's. I got to go there. Yeah. I got to go there. Now that we're getting back, like COVID's hopefully over soon and we can go do things.

We should do Red Rocks, Gorge. Is there any other ones that we need to do? I feel like Hollywood Bowl, if you haven't done that, is kind of iconic. Yeah. I love the Greek theater. It's a lot smaller than Hollywood. I love the Greek too, yeah. Yeah.

Red Rocks, though, is amazing. He's playing there November 3rd. Okay. And then The Gorge, I don't even know who's playing there this year. We should definitely look that up. Dave Matthews Band is playing three nights in a row in September. I love Dave Matthews Band. Ooh, Rufus DeSoul.

That would be sick at the Gorge. All right, let's plan one of these. Let's go. Oh, shit. Why is this canceled? Sturgill Simpson and Tyler Childers, but canceled. What happened? That would have been sickening,

but Rufus DeSoul is still on, October. I saw this cover from this guy named Josiah and The. That's his TikTok name, that he was covering Ghost by Justin Bieber, but doing it as like a country folk song. And it's so freaking good. Young blood thinks there's always tomorrow. Miss your touch on nights when I'm hollow

I know you've crossed a bridge that I can't follow Since the love that you left is all that I get I want you to know That if I can't be close to you, I settle for the ghost of you. I miss you more than life. So freaking good, dude. Go give that guy a follow. Again, itiah and uh and he does like a bunch of covers i i love it and it's just all on tiktok yeah he does one i think he does one every day and it's just fantastic wow yeah all right well you got anything else i think that's all i got sorry guys look kind of a kind of a short maybe not actually yeah short episode i mean listen we talked a lot about

nothing so you know depending on how bored you are, it might have been fine. Yeah. And also, like, I'm just trying to get you to spiritual enlightenment, and that's priceless. Right, right, right. Priceless, yeah. First we bashed Mormons, and then we tried to get you spiritually enlightened, so. Yeah. What an interesting dichotomy there is.

Huh. Huh. Huh. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't see the hypocrisy in myself until just now god i'm so full of shit i love maybe we should maybe someone can someone recommend a self-awareness book for wells next please For what was next, please? Oh, beautiful. All right. You got anything big coming up that I need to know about?

I'm about to go on family vacation. Oh, man. So that's what I got coming up. I'm playing in Park City, which is one of my favorite places to play, July 4th weekend. So if you're in Utah, land of Mormons, come on out. Or if you're not, make a trip. Park City is beautiful in the summer. It is. And then, you know, we'll see what happens from there.

I might be hopping down to Mexico for a little vacation somewhere. Come on. I got a room right over here for you. I've been down to lay by that pool. Yeah, man. If there's any Argentinian equestrians with a strong jawline and kind of a sad grasp

of the English language and a fat-ass bank account, hit up my girl. Holla. Holla. That's all we're asking. That's all we're asking. All right, well,

I'm going to, you know, keep bartending down here and doing the dang thing and make it shit weird. Great. And I'm going to be working on my foot tan. Please. I'm trying. Okay, guys. You know, as

a last resort, there is self-tanner. No. I'm like one burn away from equalizing. Alright, YFTers, we love you. Love y'all. Bye. See y'all.

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