Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - TikTok Ain’t Dead Yet

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

Hey YFTer’s, how are you? This week’s show kicks off with Wells wondering how the hell he’s gonna get more gmail storage while at the same time singing the praises of male bronzer known as BRO GLOW. Seriously, is there a better name for male bronzer?? If so, we haven’t found it. Speaking of glowy things, Wells’ famous face is back in Times Square for Traitors press, and Brandi is all a-glow about taking the leap to get her boobs done! Meanwhile, TikTok was banned for about 5 seconds, and Inauguration Day happened. Talk about bronzer…but we digress! Finally, the pair dive into some fave and least fave things as well as listener voicemails!    Favourite things mentioned: American Primeval (Netflix) Severance (Apple TV+) No Good Deed (Netflix) Road House (Amazon Prime) Happy Ever After You by Thelma & James Fairy Tale of New York by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at Apostrophe.com/YFT when you use our code: YFT. Wild Grain: For a limited time, Wildgrain is offering our listeners $30 off the first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/YFT to start your subscription Article: Article is offering YFT listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more, visit Article.com/YFT and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout

Your Gmail storage is at 84% full. You guys get these emails telling you that you're running out of space with your email? There's absolutely no way to fact check if that's true. They just are like, wow, this is an easy way to get more money from this person. Let's just tell them that whatever space he needs is almost up and needs to buy more of it. And what's he gonna do? He barely graduated from college. You think this guy's gonna be able to figure out if what we're saying is true? No way! Bleed him dry! It's so easy to manipulate me though. I saw like three videos on TikTok that copper water bottles reverse your hair from going

gray. Bought one. Drinking at it right now. Does it taste fucking weird? Yeah, it does. It's kind of like I got a penny in my water or something, you know, I don't know how I feel about it guys. But if it if it takes away them grades, you know, I guess anything anything for beauty? I guess. Tick tock going down for a couple hours was interesting and weird and also kind of nice sat and watched a TV show without looking at my phone. TikTok is great because it brings me really funny stuff

to talk to you guys about, but then also I think it is terrible for my life. So, I don't know. I don't know what's more important in the old grand scheme of things. President got inaugurated today, according to some Monday, so yeah, a couple days before it comes out. I will say it did look like Elon Musk did like a Heilil Hitler thing. I don't know if you guys saw that but it

But Whatever when you're rich you can do whatever you want That's the only thing they don't tell you about money, is when you're rich, you can do some like, borderline Nazi stuff on the day a president gets sworn into office, and it's fine. It's fine, whatever. Barron Trump's tall. I know ladies like the tall guys,

but he's almost too tall. He's like kinda like basketball player tall, when you run in, like center basketball, where you're like, it's too lanky. I don't know. I should make fun of a child. He seems like a nice kid. And the tick tock goes down. But then like it came back before Trump was the president. I don't understand how it works. They were just like that. No, don't do this to us. Trump same will

sue us. Maybe that's what it was. Whatever. I was just lighting a candle. But then I was listening to a podcast where they said that candles are bad for us now and that it's attributing to cancers. I'm gonna light it anyways though, makes the room smell better. I mean, everything's giving us cancer, right? I don't know.

Got the national championship on in the background. Notre Dame going against Ohio State. And here's a board of middle-aged white men talking about it. Oh, no, Desmond Howard is there. All right. This is a hot take, I guess, for like the four guys that listen to this show. Do you guys like Pat McAvee? He has a show on ESPN, and he's an old punter from like the Colts.

Every time I see him, I'm like, I bet if I hung out with you, you'd annoy me. He'd be like, dude, you gotta stop. You gotta stop talking. You're way too high energy. You need to fucking you're at an 11. I need you at a 7 All right, or can we compromise to get you down to an 8 but like you were so much But he's making millions of dollars so good for him I'm just saying like you ever run across those people where you're like dude, you're way too much. I can't match your energy I do Lord knows I do

Anywho, wait, oh you want to do it? You want to call the brand name? Oh, let's call the brand name. Let's call the brand name. Oh, let's corrupt. It is time. The time is now. Tiktok's back. Hello. What's up? Hey. How you doing? I'm doing. I'm freezing my ass off. I'll tell you that.

It's so cold there, huh? It's a cool 16 degrees at the moment. That seems like not enough degrees. It's terrible. My hair is... I got beanie hair. Do you get like lines where your beanie goes? No, I'm such a seasoned beanie wearer that doesn't happen to me. But here's the thing. You're north of the wall right now.

I'm in sunny Los Angeles and I'm so much paler than you are right now. Oh, mine's from Australia, first of all. I also have bronzer on my face. It's a nice little trick that us girls have. I have self-tanner as well. You have it on currently? No, no, no, no, no, but I have it.

They make it for guys. You know what it's called? Tell me I don't. Broglo. Greatest fucking name ever in history. Fucking genius. Genius. And I saw it on TikTok and I said,

you know what, I'm gonna get that. And you know what? It looks, it's good. Sounds like a product Blake Horseman would advertise on his Instagram. For sure. Well, apparently I'm advertising it on my podcast. So I don't know what that says about me. We've had like a kind

of a crazy week since we last talked to the YFT years, I feel like. Yeah, you're in Times Square. Well, I mean, I'm not actually but my picture is your face is in Times Square, which I'm a little shocked you made it before me to be honest. You know, it's not the first time I've been, my picture has been on Times Square. When was the last time with Bachelor? Yeah, Bachelor in Paradise. I also think that Best in Dough.

There was one on Sunset for Best in Dough and I think one in Times Square. Wow, big Times Square guy. Big Times Square guy. My wife is about to be on Broadway and I got to be on Broadway as well at the same time. That's very cool. I mean, her run might last a little longer than mine did, you know, probably. But, ah, sale of the you know, I do want to talk about traders though, because I am caught up. I'm not sure if you kept caught up. I hate to

break it to you. But I'm hooked now. I know. Now that you're gone. I'm hooked. It's a good Now that you're gone, I'm hooked. It's a good show. It is a good show. Yeah. Yeah, okay, good. I'm glad you, are you totally caught up? I think so.

Wasn't there just one more episode after you left? No, two. Maybe, okay. I think I am caught up. Yeah, where Boston Robb makes a big move. Oh yeah. Okay, cool. Okay.

Good, I'm glad we can talk about it. Last week, we had the fires, this is what we were talking about right before the show started. Yeah. And then, okay, so now Okay. Good, I'm glad we can talk about it. Last week, we had the fires, this is what we were talking about right before the show started. Yeah. And then, okay, so now we had the TikTok gets banned. I knew this wasn't gonna last.

The TikTok ban lasted shorter than my time on Traders. Legitimately, like a night, one night without it was all that it was. And people were losing their minds. Yeah. This is such maybe a controversial topic. I don't think it'd be the worst thing in the world for tic tac to go away. I would love for it to go away.

It went away. And all of a sudden I was like, well, let's watch TV like the olden days. And then I just sat there and I watched a television show and I enjoyed it. And I wasn't like trying to do two things at the same time. No, I know. And I just like it's one more fucking thing for me to have to keep up with. And I just can't. Yeah. Did you see Elon Musk do like the Heil Hitler? I saw nothing, but that doesn't shock me.

You got to watch. I got to be all over TikTok. Right. Let me just show you. You need to see it though. I feel like let's see it. Say thank you for making it happen. Let me just show you. You need to see it though, I feel like. Let's see it. Say thank you for making it happen. Thank you. Is he fucking serious? I mean, you're supposed to be like one of the smartest men in the world. And this is the idea that you've got?

It's so very Heil Hitler. Germanic. Germanic, Germanic, like German? Yes, it is. Yeah, that too. But it is, it's very over the top. Yeah. You know, I think it's funny, not to get too political, but like, Republican Party's the

working man, the blue collar, you know, the price is lower than, I'm watching this thing. It's all the richest people in the world hanging out. It was Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Google, and Elon Musk all there. And I'm like, these are the richest people in the world, but they're all going to get some tax breaks. That's good, I guess. Yeah. So actually, you wanted what I did today? I feel like I should just come out and be open about it. Be open about it. I feel like I've mentioned previously that I might get my boobs done. Yeah, you have. Yeah, I'm doing it. Oh my God. Tell me everything about it. I feel like I've mentioned previously that I might get my boobs done. Yeah, you have.

Yeah, I'm doing it. Oh my God. Tell me everything about this. Well, I had my pre-op appointment today and legitimately almost passed out when they took my blood. So that we're starting off on a great note. Great start. Great start.

Great start to this. And you know what's funny about like, I'm so tough, like just in general. And I feel like I just, I'm a person with very little anxiety and I never worry about things. And I just, I have everything on lock except anything to do with the medical world. Like there's just something about doctors and needles and all that shit that since I was a very small child I've had a problem with. And like I do the nervous talking thing when they start taking my blood, you know, and I literally told the story today about how I have this vivid memory when I was a very young child of my grandmother

taking me to the eye doctor. And the minute I just sit down in the chair, I just start sobbing for no reason. Like I don't know why I do this. Ah man, some repressed memories. It's crazy. So today I was like, all right, I'm going to be calm and cool and collected. Like I did this ER visit, you know, like I told you guys a few months ago and got stuck like three times in the span of an hour. And if I can do that, like this is no big deal. This is a voluntary, you know, situation.

I'm walking in here. I'm just going to be cool and calm. Here's the problem. I feel like when I'm so panicked and I have all this adrenaline running, it doesn't hurt at all. And I don't feel it and it's like no biggie. And then when I go in and I'm cool and calm and collected,

I get lightheaded and my vision starts to go. It's almost like I need that adrenaline to keep the pain away. What do you think happened in your past life that made you like this? I don't know. What do you think happened in your past life that made you like this? I don't know. What did you do? But I went by myself today, did it solo and you know held my arm out and was like I'm gonna be an adult about this and calm and cool and I said my vision started to go immediately. The second

the second she wrapped my arm in the elastic I just I felt myself getting woozy and I thought I was gonna pass out. So what did you say? I just started speed talking like I'm doing right now. Oh, are you nervous right now? Do you feel like, do you need to take a break? Yeah, just thinking about it makes me, I just, you know, I don't know, it's not gonna be easy, but the end result I hope is worth the journey. Let's get down to brass tacks here.

What's the titty size right now? What's the titty size we're going to? Why are we doing this? And yeah, what is it? Yeah. So I've never wanted big boobs, right? Like I, I'm part of the itty bitty titty committee and I'm totally cool with it. Here's the issue because I've ridden horses for 32 years of my life. You've got, you've got small titties that are sagging.

They're a little saggy, you know, and it's one thing to have small perky titties, but it's another to have small saggy titties. And unfortunately, I chose a job that that not requires me to be in a swimsuit, but I am put in various situations where I'm working at a pool club during the day and it's hot as fuck. And I would like to be in a swimsuit top. And I would like to not have saggy titties and said swimsuit top. So I've been thinking about this for over a year and it's not that I want them to be much bigger but I just want them to be prettier and just you know a little perkier and I'm 37 and I feel like if there's ever a time to do it it's now so I can really get the most out of it you know and I felt like a year was enough time to really make sure it's something I wanted to do and wasn't being impulsive.

And so we're doing it. So I'm, you know, I wear a 34B right now, but I really don't even fill it. Like I'm not a full B. I would like to be a full B is what I would like to be. Got it. So your titties have been on a journey and you need to flip them around. They've been going southeast. You got to say hey, we gotta go North guys. That's what I'm saying. You know, just like a little, just like a, like I feel like what I would like is for like most people not to even be able to notice, right? It's like, so this, you know,

I'm letting the wife tears in on some inside info. I'm not gonna be like plastering my story on tick, like TikTok, like what's her face is doing right now. I don't even know who she is, but because I'm talking about boobs so much, it's all over my TikTok. We're not gonna be doing TikTok stories or anything like that. I'll talk about it here,

but it's just something I'm doing for me. And I, yeah, hope it's worth it. We'll see. I'm here for it. I want you to be happy. And yeah, you can have small titties and saggy titties. I mean, you got big titties, they can be saggy, but you can't have small titties and saggy.

Come on, this is ridiculous. And mean, you got big tities, they can be saggy. You can't have small tities and saggy. Come on, this is ridiculous. And like, my thoughts are just like, the rest of me is so hot. It's like, we can't let the tities drag us down. You know what I mean? Quite literally dragging you down. Quite literally. Like, the rest of the bangin' farm bod deserves to have some nice perky little tities. That's all I'm saying. I'm here for it. I agree. 100% I'm here for it. Not doing it to get a man. I've already got one. You know, I'm not I'm not out here like trying to be a hoe. I just you

know, but you're not you're not gonna be on the social media talking about it. No. Sayonara itty bitty titty committee. Here we come. Normal size titty committee. Yeah. Regular titty committee. Regular. Perky regular titty committee. Yeah. Regular Titty committee. Regular. Perky, regular, Titty committee. Yeah.

Name of the episode. And then there was another freaking whistleblower about the UFOs that was like a helicopter pilot that says that they had to go pick up this like giant egg shape thing. And he's got footage of like them picking up this giant egg shaped UFO. Man, the world is crazy.

Sometimes I think that I'm not in reality. I'm in like some kind of crazy like fever dream of mine. I mean, there is, you know, we could be in a simulation, truly. I definitely think we're in a simulation for sure. But if we were in one, we wouldn't know, you know? Yeah, but if you think about it, like, so let's say if you were like,

like religion is right, right? Let's say that like Catholicism is right or Judaism or whatever. That's still a simulation because that's an entity creating something for you to experience, right? Yeah. It's still the same thing.

Yeah. I don't know. Who knows? Yeah, fuck it. No one knows. That's fuck it. No one knows. That's the thing, no one knows. No one gives a shit, dude. You're gonna get new titties soon?

Oh, fuck it. I'm drinking out of the copper water bottle because I heard it's supposed to be good for changing your hair from gray back to colored. Oh, let me know how that goes. Ah, it tastes like you're drinking water with a petty in it. Ah!

Ew, that's nasty. I don't love it. Um, so the show? Yeah. Me or you? Like me. Go for it. Rose and Hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with

Wells and Brandy. Yeah! Okay, you want to start with traders? Let's do it. Okay. Episode three and four. My episode ends, the traders are trying to figure out who to kill. Let's do it. Okay. Episode three and four. My episode ends, the traders are trying to figure out who to kill.

No one's kind of agreeing on anything. You have Bob the Drag Queen being like, we need to go with Ayan because it'll be really confusing to everybody. And then you have, I think Carolyn's like, I don't know if that makes any sense. I think it should be Jeremy. And then Danielle's like, it cannot be Jeremy. I absolutely say no, because if it's Jeremy, then he's gonna think everyone's gonna think that I did it. And then I'm

going to be on the child. He's like, so it's not it's not took no go for me. And it seems like Boston Robb doesn't love the idea of I am because it kind of doesn't send people towards anybody. The next episode opens up and they have killed my sweet cherub of a woman. By the way, she asked if she if she could come on the podcast. I think I think we should have her on. Oh, I would love that. Yeah. The problem is that she's in Dubai. So it's like, Oh, I don't see the time difference. Maybe weird. But anyways, they kill iron as I

continue to watch the show. The thing that I said what that was like the traders are stupid. Continue to be, I think I'm right. As of now, I think these are the worst traders we've ever had and I've seen all the shows, but you haven't, right? Right. Can you make an argument for why killing Ayan makes sense? No, I thought it was the dumbest move.

I would wanna be removing the people that I thought were the ones making moves to put shit together and eradicating like the threat, right? It's like, Ayan was just there to like, look fabulous and hang, it seemed. She wasn't out here like hunting traitors. So like I would have left her and some of these other girls, you know, or people like alone and gone after kind of the ones that are out there hunting. I would say Robin is funny because she is out here like hunting them down, but all of her fucking theories are wrong.

Way wrong. Her intuition radar is so far from right. Her and- It's hilarious. Her and Tom Sandoval are on like idiot island. They are nowhere near anything correct. Not a threat, even though they're trying really hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The survivor guys, like some of these, they're trying really hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The survivor guys, like some of these, they're really going to be out here like hunting them down. Yeah. I would start getting rid of them right from the beginning just because they're the ones that are going to be a threat to actually figuring it out. That's what I think, too. Like if you if I was a trader, I see the value in the chaos theory. Sure. at first. But then if you're a traitor,

you want to kill people that makes faithfuls look guilty. That's what I think. And they killed Ayan, whose best friend on the show was me. So I don't know what they accomplished by killing her other than another round table where the traders didn't lead the faithfuls down a bad path.

They also banished Tony, which I could see how the faithful thought that Tony was a traitor for sure. Yeah, definitely. He's a cop, he's smart. He came, like they didn't show it a lot, but he came at me really hard. And a lot of people were like, dude, what?

Like, why are you going after Wells? My murder becomes like the catalyst for, or my banishment becomes a catalyst for like a lot of things I think going forward. Yep. All right, wife tears. Y'all know how much I love Article. And apparently I also just love redecorating my house all the time.

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Yeah, for sure. There's a fun game where they have to pick three people to be put in coffins, right? Yep. They all have to like meet together and they almost get caught by by Queen Bambi Gabby. They've got to fucking figure out how to get on the same page, because the problem is nobody fucking agrees on anything and everything takes way too long. I agree. There's a part of me that thinks that like not to jump forward, but like why Boston Robb wanted to get rid of Bob the Drag Queen was because he was like, you're making terrible decisions and I need to be in charge of this. You're kind of in charge in the turret

and we need you out because you're making really bad decisions. And it's- That's fair. However, I feel like Carolyn's the kind of person that's literally gonna disagree on everything just to disagree on everything. Yeah, but I also think that Carolyn,

every time she's been in the turret and she disagreed, I've agreed with her disagreeing about it. She wanted to get rid of Jeremy because Jeremy is a really smart big brother player. You know, like that makes sense. Sure. They figure out that they're going to do Sierra, Nikki, and Jeremy and Jeremy. The entire time Danielle's like, I don't want you to kill Jeremy because if he's murdered,

everyone's gonna, it's gonna come back on me. And then this happens and she's like, let's put Jeremy and it's like, I thought you the entire time didn't want people like looking at you. Like that doesn't make any sense. No, I know. She's all over the place.

I think the smartest thing that they did in that decision was putting no traders in the box. Me too. That was very, and that was, I feel like that was Boston Robb. Yeah, for sure. Because everybody, including myself, expected them to. For sure, 100%.

I thought that putting Nikki in was really smart. The Sierra one doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me because she's like another one of those people where I'm like, there's no way I know. One of the things that Tony gave me shit for at the roundtable was the way that I was playing the game where people will be like, who do you think? I would say one I didn't want to say people's name because I didn't want to put a target on my back. But I also this is how I wanted

to play the game was well, I want to do it backwards. I want to take all the people that I know I didn't want to put a target on my back. But I also this is how I wanted to play the game was well, I want to do it backwards. I want to take all the people that I know I do not believe are traders. And then the the remaining group, that's who I'm going to be watching. And so I was like, Sierra, there's no way she's I'm sorry. There's no way you're a trader. I am there's no way you're a trader. Tom Sandoval, there's no way you're a traitor. Chris shell. Sorry, no way you're a traitor. Nikki I could have I could have seen.

Yeah, Dylan Efron. No way you're a traitor. And he was like, you're too scared to accuse anybody that's you know, like that's really sus of you to do and I was like, Tony, you're a cop. Yeah, as cops. Don't you figure out who's got an alibi for the murder so you can cut them out of the investigation? Like, what are you talking about? So that's why Sierra makes no sense of like, she definitely, but then of course, like whatever she says,

she's like, fuck you motherfucker, she fuck a piece of shit. She goes off, which is hilarious by the way. Yeah, it's interesting that Nikki kind of shuts down. Yeah. It's a good argument. It's a good argument for her being a traitor, right? Like her job is to act.

She has no leg to stand on in that situation. Anyways, they killed Jeremy, which I feel like that's Danielle being dumb. I don't think that's, think they should they should have killed Nikki, because I think Nikki's a really smart player. And then it throws shade on the Bambi's because that's a way to be like, they would never suspect one of their own would kill them, you know, the Bambi's is insane. I know, it's fantastic producing, I gotta say.

Oh, insane. The traders finally made a good decision though, with having Nikki in there, because then all of a sudden it puts all the pressure on Nikki. Right. They go do a challenge or whatnot, and the challenge ends, and Bob the Drag Queen says something to the effect of like,

well, we still think one of the traders is one of the new guys. And this pisses off Boston Rob. Which I agree with. You're supposed to kind of be protecting each other, right? As traders. And that's placing one third of what you're saying blame on a trader. I think it was at that moment. This is what I think. placing one third of what you're saying blame on a trader. Yeah. I think it was at that moment.

This is what I think. I think he was going up in the turret a lot. He was like, this guy, Bob the Drag Queen, is kind of controlling this entire thing. And I think he's making terrible decisions and I want to get him out. And I think I can get the numbers with Dylan to get him out right now.

And he just said something that allows me to do it because he can go and say to other two guys, did you hear what he said? He thinks one of us is he can get two guys right there that he can go get the numbers from Dylan, the fact that he was able to turn the other two traders was mind blowing to me. I've thought for sure that they would not do that. Yeah, they did finally get by the drag queen out, which is so Mind-blowing to me. I thought for sure that they would not do that. Yeah. They did.

Finally get by the drag queen out, which is so frustrating because I wish I had been there for that because he's the one who got me out effectively. But it's also like he is the most entertaining person on that show to me. And I'm sad that he's no more. Like, I'm sorry, him saying to Dylan, you are misguided and that is your drag neck.

Like his one liners are just too fucking good. I know. But also- RIP. Misguided is a very funny drag name, but also Bob the Drag Queen's kind of lazy, right? Yeah. Like Jinx Monsoon and Monet Exchange and then mis and Misguided and then Bob the Drag Queen. Like what?

It is hilarious though. I mean, I guess it's funny because... Misguided killed me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, I did take exception to him saying that Zack's brother was a bad actor though. I know! I would have been furious if I was there for that. Have you seen Charlie St. Cloud?

That is a fantastic movie, all right? I am dead, that's too good. Is Dylan older or younger than Zach, younger? Younger, yeah. Yeah, hilarious. I would have been like, dude, you're not RuPaul, dude. You're part of the race. Pump the brakes on making fun of the movie star

that you're talking about, you know? Yeah. That would be like if someone, if you were on the show and someone said, like, well, my sister's a singer, and they were like, well, not a good one. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I know.

What? But it is, he is funny. I just feel like he says everything for dramatic effect. I know. And it's hilarious. Well, I do like he was like, I have nine words for you. I swear to God, I'm not a traitor. I was like, I was sitting there counting and I was like, you thought about that before.

Oh yeah, he did. He probably like, when he's going to sleep at night, like it puts notes somewhere, you know what I mean? Like thinks of all this shit. If I had heard that in the moment, I'd have been like, you're definitely a traitor because you thought about that, because how would you know it was nine words

unless you were like, how I got to defend myself if you'll call me a traitor. Anyways, them getting Bob the Drag Queen out is just fantastic. He was like, I'll tell you a joke, but I'll never tell you a lie. And I swear to God, I'm not a traitor. And then he's like, and I, that's a lie,

because I don't believe in God. I know he took it to the grave, truly. Well, I'll be curious to see going forward how it goes because I don't think Carolyn and Danielle are very good traders. So this is really like all on Boston Rob going forward. Yes, but it does look like Wes is on to Boston Rob. I know. And yeah, Wes is really, really smart when he's like,

how do you 100% know someone's a traitor? And everyone's like, you can't. And they're like, well, no, that's not true. There's one way you can know. And they're like, huh? And it's Tom Sandoval who figures it out. And he's like, oh, if you're a traitor. And he's like, yes.

I know, I think that this is what I think. I think that Dylan knows Boston Robb might be a traitor, but he doesn't care. He's like, I'm gonna hang on to this guy for a little bit. Which is smart because if, if Boston Rob thought Dylan was onto him, he'd get him out next, right? Like if he thinks he's on his side, he's got a better shot at sticking around. Yeah. Anyways, good stuff. Who do you want to see win? Do I pick one person?

Who you're rooting for? I mean, I'm rooting for the Faithfuls. Yeah. But I don't know if I could pick just one person at this point. Okay. Not sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Some other faith things, bro. Oh, let's see. Have you watched the silo finale? I'm like in the middle of it. I'm in the middle of the finale. I know it's taking me a while. Yeah, it wasn't bad. But I do just feel like it was a little anticlimactic,

but it's not bad. Yeah, there's like kids. There's kids I'm dealing with now. Yeah. I feel bad that the mayor or whatever, Tim Robbins character turned that one engineer lady that I liked a lot because he's got his wife in the solitary confinement

or whatever. Yeah, but if you make it through the end of the finale episode, there's kind of a little twist there. Okay, good. With that whole thing. So that part I liked, but I don't know, just overall, I just wanted to see Juliet back in that fucking silo before the season ended

and now we gotta wait. What? Yeah. They're walking a fine line between losing your audience. I gotta be honest with you. I know but I did see that silo got renewed for two more seasons already. So there will definitely be a third and fourth season. Okay.

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Oh yeah, how is it? I haven't started it yet. I loved it. Oh, yeah. How is it? I haven't started it yet. I Loved it. Oh, okay Loved it. Is it super depressing or no it is it's a hard watch. It's gory It's a tough Western but it is Taylor Kitsch is so badass in I mean, I love Taylor Kitsch He is so badass and the end of it with him is, chef's kiss. I thought it was so well done.

Okay, shit, I'm gonna have to watch it. Yeah, I think you're gonna like it. I really do. I had a feeling it was one of those shows that was gonna be like really dark and depressing and that was gonna make me like have crazy dreams and just be sad for a while. But I've been wanting to watch it.

I love Taylor Kitsch, I love Western, so it is right up my alley. When you say gory, do you mean like bloody gory? Because there's a lot of like Indians fighting, like attacking settlers and settlers attacking Indians and then Mormons attacking settlers, pretending to be Indian. Like, it's just a lot of like,

mm hmm. Hatchets into heads, cutting off of scalps, you know. Yeah, yeah. That old, that old stuff. Stuff we've been seeing. Yeah. Okay, well I'll watch that. I'm still obsessed with the pit on HBO.

Oh, you are good. No need to go into it, but it's just great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, you are good. No need to go into it, but it's just great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, Severance season two is back. I never got into Severance. Oh, I love it so much. Literally, Miley says it's one of her favorite shows

that's ever existed. Well, there you go. I know, I gotta start it. True. True. I think I will put that on my list for like post-surgery when I'm gonna be stuck in freaking bed for a week. I think that's gonna be one of put that on my list for like post-surgery when I'm going to be stuck in freaking bed for a week. I think that's going to be one of my shows on my list.

Okay. So I went back and watched the last four episodes of season one, just to remember, and I forgot how good the ending of season one is. And then the beginning of season two is even better. Wow. Yeah. For those of you that are watching it, do you think that heli is an Audi pretending to be an inny in season two, I must know from the wife tears out there because I think she might be because when they ask what was it like when you went out there, she was she lies and she says you know,

she was in an apartment and talks to like, a gardener. But then even John Turturro's characters like a nighttime like he even clocks it like this is kind of BS. But maybe she's just embarrassed that she's like one of the reasons why they're all stuck in there. But I wonder. I wonder if she's an Audi in there spying on all of them. Because you notice- And that means so.

Gotta watch it. I do. I started watching a new show called No Good Deed. Have you seen this? Who's in this? I've seen the preview. Ray Romano is in it. That's right.

Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow. Dennis Leary. Is it Deed? Luke Wilson, Linda Cardinale. It's really fun. So yeah, it's like a little bit of a murder mystery kind of okay. It tells the story of three very different families vying to buy the very same 1920s Spanish style

Villa that they think will solve all their problems. No good deed. So it's Lisa Kudrow and Ray Romano. They're married. They're trying to sell the house and it opens up with an open house. And they're watching like on their cameras, like everyone coming through, right. And they're in like their son's room. You can tell like Ray Romano's characters, like he's in trouble financially. They need to sell the house for whatever reasons. And then you meet Ray Romano's brother

who just gets out of jail and is like, I need $80,000 and you need to give it to me now because of what I did for you. And you're like, what did you do for him? Then you find out that the son is dead. And the reason why they've waited four years to sell the house is because they don't have to disclose it at that point, which would lower the value of the house

because he died in the house or whatnot. And then all of a sudden there's a dead body and then another dead body. And then all of a sudden you're going, what's going on here? Luke Wilson plays the out of work actor that lives next door. He's fucking hilarious.

Love him. Lot of great characters. Check it out. No good fucking hilarious. Love him. A lot of great characters. Check it out. No good deed. I think everyone will enjoy it. All right. Yeah. I watched something not new.

Okay. The other day. Did you ever watch Roadhouse, the Jake Gyllenhaal movie? No, I seen the original one with Patrick Swayze. This one's not good. No, I know. I heard it was terrible. It was awful.

And I was so disappointed because Jake normally does really great projects. Yeah. And this one is just so bad. It's essentially just an excuse for Conor McGregor to be in a movie. And apparently he's coked up in the entire thing and terrible.

Oh my God. Like it's nuts. Yeah. Like whoever agreed lit this is insane. Yeah. I love that. Complete waste of two hours or however long I sat and watched that movie. What made you, was this your boyfriend that said we gotta watch this?

No, no, no it wasn't. I just, I was on farm duty one day this week and came up and just want, and I was just so cold and so tired I just wanted to like get in bed for a couple hours during the day. Yeah. And I was just trying to find something like easy to watch, just like an easy watch, you know what I mean?

Like turn it on and also like do some shit on my computer. And I turned it on and I fucking hated it. Okay, all right. But like you get an hour in and you're like, well I'm this far, I might as well just finish it and hope it gets better. It never got better. It never got better.

No. Well, I'm sorry. I heard it was terrible and chose not to watch for that exact reason. Yeah. There's a lot of things about to come out that is very exciting. The season two of 1923 comes out in a couple weeks.

You guys know I fucking loved that show. Also, The Night Agent. Did you ever watch The Night Agent? No. What? What is The Night Agent? On Netflix? I still don't know what it is.

Oh, you should watch it. It was great. And then season two, it came out forever ago. And season two is coming out in a couple of weeks. Very exciting. You should absolutely go watch season one. What is it about? Can you pull up the synopsis?

It's literally been so long since I've seen it, but it's about this guy that works in DC and he's like his, the night agent, he like works the night shift and the White House doing something where he answers phones and like if there's a code word, he's supposed to do some things and somehow he gets wrapped up into some secret op and then, you know, there's like a little bit of a love story in there. You should just watch it it's great. Low-level FBI agent Peter Sutherland works in the basement of the White House manning a phone that never rings until the night it does propelling him into a

conspiracy that leads all the way to the Oval Office. Night Agent 2 coming out January 23rd. Ooh, three days. Love that. Or tomorrow if you're listening. Tomorrow. When this comes out. I can't believe you didn't watch season one. It was really good. Okay, I'll watch it. Yeah. I do like those type of shows. I would like to know when the fuck they're gonna bring back was Pedro's show, Last of Us.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's look. Oh, I miss it. It was so good. April 2025. Okay, that's Last of Us. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's look. Oh, I miss it. It was so good. April, 2025. Okay, that's kind of close. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's terrible.

I wrote down Jesus Men. I wanted to play this. I don't know what it was. Every dude that I've ever talked to that was super into Jesus was a cheater in their last relationship. And it's led me to the conclusion that men who are very much into Jesus,

specifically, are the worst dudes you've ever met because they think that, because Jesus forgives them of their sins, that I have to forgive them too. And that's just not going to happen. Okay, she's got a point there. That's an interesting take. It is a hot take, but I kind of like it and I can run with it. I have come across a lot of those people, like on the show, you know, where they're like Bible thumping and they think they're like

almost like a little bit better than you. Then they'll do things where you're like, oh, my God, that's horrible that you would do that or say that. Like that Luke guy. Exactly. Yeah. I think that there is something to that where you think that you're gonna be forgiven, you don't really worry about the consequences

of the action because you're gonna be forgiven. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, it's a hot take, but I don't hate it. Me neither. Met many people who are religious and very, very lovely. Same. But I have met a lot of those people who I'm like, you're just a piece of shit. And you use Jesus as a shield.

You know? Yep. That one's gonna be controversial and people are gonna be angry that I did that, but it's true. You know it's true. This one says demon woman. So this will be interesting.

Let's see. I don't know if these are real or not, but it's like people like parked on the side of the street and like the neighbors come up and they're like, what are you doing here? You need to leave. And it's like always like a Karen, you know, usually it's like a guy who's like a painter who's like working on the house next door. And he's like, I'm on my lunch break. Do you fucking leave me alone, dude?

And they send the cops in on this whole thing. Right. So this one, I just wrote demon woman because I think that, do you ever, do you think that there is evil demons in the world? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I see videos of people,

like I think the one I'm about to show you and I'm like, I think that person's like, something's not right, you know? Yeah. Like do you remember that video of that preacher who's getting interviewed by the woman about his private jet? No. Oh, you haven't seen that?

I don't think so. I think that guy's a demon. A preacher with a private jet, is it Joel Osteen? No, but he's like that. Let me see the... All right, so this is Kenneth Copeland who's like a big televangelist preacher, right? Being interviewed, do you ever use your private jets to go

visit your vacation homes, for example? Yes. Okay. Again, getting back to the comment, you said that you don't like to fly commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons. Do you really believe that human beings are demons? No, I do not. And don't you ever say I did. Whoa, dude. We wrestle not. Oh, the flesh and blood. The smile, but principalities and powers. Can you explain what you meant by that term then? Just explain because it's really simple. You said you didn't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons. What did you mean? How does this guy have a private jet? He bought it from Tyler Perry. The interview goes on. He's like, I had to buy

it. Tyler made the deal so good. But when he's like, don't you dare, you're like, oh my god, that man is I do not think that that man is a good person. He looks like a he looks like a bad person. He looks at that. Right. All right. So this is called Demon Woman. Let's just check out this one. Can you not touch my car like that can you give me a phone please what can you give me a phone i want to send a text what are you doing sitting outside this house what are you doing i live here you don't live here what are you doing can you get your hands off my car please no please what

are you doing leave go away what are you doing go the crap out of you, you fucking Tim Barber, you stupid little pimp. Oh my god. Get away from here. That was terrifying. That person's possessed, dude. Now I see, boy. Geez, you've converted me. Dude, right? I never come across people like that, but I see this stuff on the internet. I'm like, and I've never been one of those people that are like, demons are real. Then you see that and you're like, I think maybe

there are some people who are fucking possessed, I think. I don't know. That person seems unhinged. Scary. Yeah, and that's why they need to take schedule 35. Now do some calls. Sure. Been called in a while.

This one is called New Fave Show. Hi, Wells and Brandy. This is Katie from New Hampshire. I just wanted to call in and talk to you about my favorite thing, which is my favorite show this year that has come out. I think it might be the best show I've seen in a long time. And I'm so surprised that Brandi has never mentioned it.

It's called Three Women on Stars and it stars Shailene Woodley. It is so good. You have to check it out. I think you'll both actually really love it. It's awesome. Anyway, happy holidays. Okay, I've almost started that show a couple of times.

So that I'm glad she called in because now I will absolutely go and watch it. I do love Shailene Woodley. Unintimate, moving uplifting portrait of real women reclaiming their lives for themselves. Three women on stars. Oh, that sounds terrible. I gotta be.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Definitely not for real. Really shit. Yeah, kill me now, man. No way. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

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I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. and wanted to drop a recommendation for a show that I'm watching on Prime, but I feel like what I'm looking at right now seems to make me think that it stars. So I think I have stars through Prime. Anywho, it's called Three Women. What is happening? And Darlene Woodley stars in it and love her. It's about three women from different walks of life, and they each have difficult steps that they have to take for their true desires.

have difficult steps that they have to take for their true desires. One of the main characters is a woman who is in a happy marriage, but they're like swingers. One of the women is in a marriage where her husband won't touch her, so she ends up leaving him. And then the other woman that is in the story is a girl who had a relationship with a teacher in high school. And Shailene Woodley is a writer and she is writing about all of their stories of loss and it's based on a true story. But anyway, it's really good. I just watched episode nine.

So check it out. That is all. Love you guys. Bye. I mean, that's crazy that we got two calls for that show. So I'm watching it. Yeah. So that's gotta be, that's gotta be pretty good. Yeah. Let's see.

This one's called skiing rich. I think this has to do when I was complaining about skiers. Hey guys, I literally pause the podcast. Okay. Just to call in. Perfect. And say that, well, yeah, I agree with you. Okay. That a person who skis is a different kind of person. Yeah, I agree with you. Okay, that a person who sees is a different kind of person. Yeah. Um, growing up, my best friend and I used to have a code like, Oh, are you rich? Or are

you like, I go skiing every year? Yeah, yeah. And that was like, we also grew up on Long Island. Anyway, yeah, I think that's a pretty good barometer for for wealth. Yeah. Are you skiing rich? Could also say the same for riding horses probably. Or playing golf. Oh yeah, as an adult for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of skiing, I'm going next week. Yeah? What are you gonna do? Yeah, my best friend Kirsten's getting married this summer and for her bachelorette, she wants to do a ski trip. So off to Vail we go. You should not be friends with her anymore.

That is terrible. I mean- I'm excited. Gone are the days when you just go to Vegas or Cabo. I go to Vegas every month. I fucking hate Cabo with a passion and so does she. How dare you? Cabo's beautiful. I mean, if anything, I would wanna go to like

the other side of Mexico, like the Gulf side. Okay, okay. But yeah, she wants to ski, so we're gonna go. I'm gonna take my first ski lesson, so I'll report back and let you guys know how that goes, if I survived, if I switched back to snowboarding, or if I just gave it all up altogether TBD. Okay, well I wish you luck.

Thank you. You got some musax? Oh, I do have some musax. Okay. Do you know who Jake Etheridge is? No, I don't know who Melissa Etheridge is. I feel like he's a guy you'd maybe be friends with. Jake Etheridge, he's a musician but he also is an actor.

Oh yes, I do know this guy. He was in a different band though before. Oh yeah, he's like, he was on the show Nashville for a minute. Oh, he was? Then he was in Daisy Jones and the Six. Anyway, his wife is a country singer. Her name is Mackenzie Porter. And they started a duo called Thelma and James. And the first song they put out is so good.

It's called Happy Ever After You. The size of Texas and I think you left it. The size of Texas and I think you left it I got a picture of you and me circa 2019 Don't know why I can't quit I got a story I tell myself until my face is in the blue But I got no happy ever after you. Oh, that's nice. It's really nice.

Also, I like the lyric that I've got a picture of us from 2019 and the picture of the record is the picture of them in 2019. Pretty cute. That's damn good to two very talented people Damn you and they're attractive. I know they're both beautiful. They're ridiculous. That's the worst part is that they're good-looking If you dare to be that talented do us a favor and be ugly Well, I like this is fairy tale of New York, this is at the Pogues and Christine McCall

I was digging on you wanted to go out on it. This is at the Pogues and Christina call. I was digging on you. Want to just go out on it? Yeah, sure. Okay, let's do it. What's going on with you, dude? You're going skiing. Going skiing next week.

And I'm actually playing a show in Aspen on February 2nd at the Snow Lodge. By the time this episode airs, I think the show will be announced. So we'll go with that. I've never been to Aspen. I've always wanted to play in Aspen at this venue, so I'm very excited. So if you find yourself in Aspen or in the surrounding area skiing, come operate with me on Sunday.

All right. Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm supposed to go to Orlando next week to play this LPGA thing, but. Why do you say supposed to? Well, I might've been offered a job. So where's, I'm not sure what's gonna happen,

but I will definitely let the YFTers know what will be happening. Either way, the YFTers will be pleased for me, I think. Oh, well great. We love that. Yeah, anyways. Should we keep doing like trader recaps? Maybe, I guess, right?

I think so, I'm kind of hooked. Yeah, okay, we'll do it. I was salty and like didn't want to watch a show anymore, but then Sarah was like, do you not see what happened? I'm like, no. I was like, okay, I gotta go watch. All right, so we'll do it.

Yeah, you can't punish us because you got bullied. Because I suck, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that way. I went to the dentist today. That stuff sucks. Dude, going to the dentist sucks, man. My dentist gives me laughing gas every time,

even if I'm just getting my teeth cleaned, and I love it. I need to request that. You do? I found a dentist that's around the corner for me. I walked there. How wonderful was that? Wow. Yeah.

Okay. Anyways. All right, well, I have there. How wonderful was that? Wow. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. All right, well I have tears, we love you. Love you. We'll see you later on the men, Jay. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. The boys of the end of life,

hitting choir, were singing, going by. And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day. I believe that Josier sang this on SNL during Christmas time. And that's why I put it in here. And it's a Christmas song, but I still like it. Okay. Whatever. Okay. Bye.

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