Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Tish Cyrus and Derek Peth

Episode Date: August 25, 2017

This week on the podcast Brandi's mom, Tish Cyrus joins us and bumps Bachelor In Paradise heartthrob, Derek Peth. The 3 talk about their favorite things includes Noah and Miley's new "Carpool Karaoke" video and that kiss between Wells and Danielle on BIP! In the end, Derek does get on the show...cus Wells felt kinda bad about it.

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Hey, Will. Oh my God, this is a dream come true. Everyone is up with my mom. It's a dream come true for me, too. Oh my God, Mrs. Cyrus on the freaking podcast. I could die a happy man now.

It's Tish, T-U-L. Oh my God. Yes! Not okay. Tish the Dish on the your favorite thing podcast this is as good as it gets right here i feel like i'm not needed to be a permanent on this no i don't think so why not i know it's too much empty for me no it's going to be very disappointed wells that my mom is getting more love than she got your mom hasn't made fun of what I'm wearing yet, so... That's because she can't see you.

No, but I see social media pics and the pictures and he's stinking hot. Oh my God. You always look amazing. You know what my new favorite thing is today? My mother? Yes. This is real life. Yes!

Yes! I love it. All right, let's do it. Your favorite thing podcast starts right now. Do you want to do the intro? You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. And MT! And

special guest Tish. What's your nickname? Miley gave me the nickname MT for Mama Tish. Okay. I love it. Alright, MT in the house. Okay. I love it. All right. M.T. in the house. So you guys, let's just let everyone understand what's going on. You guys are in Denver right now?

Oh, I came to L.A. yesterday. Oh, you're in L.A. now? I'm Denver. I'm now in L.A. and we are going to The Voice right now. My mom has a meeting and I'm going to go say hi to Miley. What's she doing today? Voice reality. Voice reality.

What does that mean, voice reality? I'm going to go say hi to Miley. What's she doing today? Voice reality. Voice reality. What does that mean, voice reality? I'm not really sure. But I think she is just hanging with all her contestants, and they're working on songs, and just kind of talking about the process. That's what I'm thinking voice reality is. Got it. Okay, so I want to start with my favorite

thing that i saw last week that pertained to the cyrus family which was the carpool karaoke yep all right i have a lot to say about carpool karaoke my favorite thing about that carpool karaoke is brandy getting shoved in the way back of the car. Okay, and this just segues great into my point. So there's like this teaser out right now, right? Which, by the way, they spelled my freaking name wrong on the teaser. And that wasn't enough. They did shove me in the way back, and everyone's like, Brandy's not into it.

Brandy's not singing. Brandy looks like she doesn't want to be there. Okay, well, how would you feel if you're 30 years old sitting in the way far back by yourself for the first time since you were probably 12? It wasn't that fun. Okay, then let's just go in and say you weren't in the back seat the entire time. You started with me in the middle seat. For a hot second, I think I got one song in the middle seat, and then I got booted to the back.

Yeah. I got to be honest with you. It does look like you're not into it. Like you're not singing along. Everyone knows the words except for Brandy for some reason. Well, okay. My other excuse is that I genuinely can't sing. My mom and I are the only two Sirenses that cannot

sing. Who's Sirensale? My mom just sings anyway and doesn't care that she sounds bad. And it really like, it's funny how different, how it was sitting in the back. Like, I really felt like I was like not part of the group in this way far back. And then once my two brothers got in, they got where they shoved in the back with me at one point. I don't even know. Then at the end, you know, both my brothers got in and then I had some people in

the back seat with me and then it got turned. Then we started singing the Metro Station, and it was all good. Yeah, that is true. You got to tune in because it gets way better once Brandi has some people in the back seat to, you know, hang with. I was all alone. It's the best thing now because she's shoved the way back. You know what? I ended up being shoved in the back in the opposite corner so yeah it was

just different to be back there by myself true i felt very removed but like i said you got to watch the whole episode because once everybody gets in the car the energy was definitely raised and it was really really fun i want the name of the producer that had the gall to shove mt in the way back i literally say in there um, I don't think this is fair since I've burst most people in this car and I'm shoved in the far back corner. Like, that seems very wrong. 100% agree. Like, I totally get Brandi being shoved in the back, but not MT.

Exactly. And little Noah ended up shoving us all back there so she could drive. Yeah, she's the worst driver out of all of us. So she was pretty crazy. I know. She just got her license. How is this even acceptable? I'm not sure. And she was driving like a maniac. And the car was huge. Yeah, it was huge.

It was very scary. Also, we couldn't have the AC on because of the noise. Like, you know, the scenario was not ideal. I loved it. I think I sang louder than everyone. I hope they hear it. Well, they're going to. It's going to be glorious.

So let's just address the elephant in the room right now. You made out with Danielle? Yeah. Did you watch the episode? I literally, I'm not kidding you, there's video footage to prove it. I was at Red Rocks, and the minute ryan set was over i'd be lying straight for his dressing room and my friend nikki and i had it turned on watching national paradise while everybody else was like drinking and hanging out and watching the other

artists we were watching the show so i hope you feel loved speaking of we were trying to have danielle on the show today but i have been uh i have been directed by my friends at ABC to not say anything about anything until we film the after show. Oh my gosh. The suspense is killing you. It's killing me. I need to know things. Wait, hold on.

I need to know how you think you're getting yourself out of the friend zone here. Well, it looks like I got out of the friend zone, didn't it? I don't know. I think we need to see. I need to know a little more. One kiss is not getting you out of the friend zone. By the way, MT, did you see the makeout sesh on TV? Okay, no, I didn't, but now I want to watch.

I'll show you. The minute we pull over. Wait, so do you want out of the friend zone? I can't comment, guys. I just can't. Oh. I feel like this is all a ruse. The ABC said nothing

and you just don't want to talk about it well. No, I mean, hey, listen. I want nothing more than to talk about it, but I think that they want me to talk about it with television cameras on me.

Gotcha. We can make that happen real quick. But, friend, we might have to talk privately about this because I need to know the details.

Next time, I'm coming over to the house for, like, some fried chicken dinner and we'll just dish it all out for you guys, okay? I have to know. Okay, now I need to go back and watch. I know. We're going to go back and watch tonight. Noah's a huge Bachelor fan. She loves Wells.

And actually, remember when I made Miley watch that one episode? She was freaky. She texted me and was like, I just watched the finale. I can't believe she picked that guy. And I was like, you're watching The Bachelor right now? I've like turned everyone into a Bachelor fan. Everyone watches, everyone. On the scale of 1 to 10, Brandi, what would you rank that kiss?

Did it look good or did it look like sloppy and not that great? I think I would rank it a 6.5. Alright. What are some things that I can work on in my kissing etiquette that could get me up to the 8 to 9 range? Yeah, you know, I think it would have been in the 8 or 9 range if everyone

wasn't feeling the friend zone aspect of what was going on. And Danielle even said when she got in the car, she's like, Wells is a good kisser. And I was kind of thinking that. I was like, Wells kind of looks like he knows what he's doing. Wells has a little bit of game. But it was just very like you guys were clearly friends,

and that was definitely like the elephant in between the kiss to me. So I'm trying to see another kiss to see if that went away. You know what I'm saying? Now, wait. You all have never dated before? We went on one date about two years ago before either of us ever went on the reality show. Oh, okay. One date.

Was that a good date? It was a good date. We went to, yeah, we went to, like, a concert and then got drinks afterwards. But I think I, she's, like, a part of part of my like really tight knit of friends you know and at the at the time I remember thinking uh this could be awesome but it also could be like the worst thing in the world and like split up the the group of friends I think I was like man maybe maybe we should just be friends like that was the thought process two two and a half years ago yeah that's sometimes's sometimes not good. I have to say, I have never, ever been able to feel attracted to a guy that I was friends with first, like genuinely friends with. For me, you're stuck there.

Well, it's so funny because I think episode one, we were talking about your friend Liz, and you were like, you don't want to get stuck in the friend zone, Wells. And you were like, you can never get out of the friend zone. And, of course, I already knew what was coming down the pipe in a couple weeks. And I was like, huh. None, none, none, none. Well.

You should see my social media. Everyone is so angry at me for not, like, responding about this. Well, I feel like everyone is very pro-Wells and Danielle from what I've seen. Everyone's pushing for you guys to really make this happen. Did you think you knew this post today, Wells? Was it the one with, like, a bunch of pictures of us together? Yes, the beautiful montage of the Wells and Danielle. I'm going to show my mom right now.

I cannot wait to get back home and get in my bed and just, how many episodes in are we? Well, we're only, like, what, four episodes in? Yeah, the kiss happens on episode four. Perfect. I'll go binge watch as soon as we're out. Precious couple. Let me see. Just swipe as soon as we're out. Precious couple. Let me see.

Just swipe left to keep checking it out. It's just adorable. I did it wrong. Mom can't swipe. She can't do anything. I swiped the wrong way. That way. Okay, I'm going.

Looks cute, right? Wait, is her hair completely different? That's one. Okay. It looks darker there. She's cute. They're cute together. My question is, wait, what else?

You are cute. Oh, boy. Yes. Look at the close darker there. She's cute. They're cute together. My question is, wait, Wells, you are cute. Oh, boy. Yes. Look at the close-up zoom of that kid. That's intense. Yeah, go to the next one. That is intense. That is a zoomed-in shot of that kid.

Yep. I mean, it looks... Wells, how do you feel about that? I feel like they're out of the friend zone. I don't know. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Bilt.

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flying out on tuesday to film it but i said but i think it's like the week after that it'll air so all right so just a couple of weeks then yeah i mean it's i mean it's more fun with a little bit of suspense right absolutely? Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, me too. All right. So, Brandi, here's my question to you. Because last episode, you were very much on the Evan train, which was hashtag Wells for Bats, or have you flip-flopped? I know. Are you now Wells for Danielle?

See, I need some answers before I make this decision. If I think that Danielle can see you as more than just a friend, I am all about Wells and Danielle. But if she can't, and you're stuck in the friend zone, I want you as the next bachelor. Absolutely. Don't you think Wells would be a great bachelor, my baby? Yeah. We're making phone calls, just so you know.

We're going to make some phone calls and say in two weeks, if you and Danielle aren't hot and heavy in public, you're going on the bachelor. I need Miley and Noah to write a personal letter to Mike Fleiss. Noah might submit herself. Noah's going to want to be on the show. No, I think you have to at least be 18.

I was going to ask. Oh, wait. By the time it starts, she'll be 18. Oh, that's true. I mean, maybe it's a new thing. It's Wells and all the stars, girl. I don't like that be 18. Oh, that's true. Maybe it's a new thing. It's whales and all the Cyrus girls. I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

I feel like that's good. If that does happen, I need to, like, have a date where I fly out to the Cyrus ranch and, like, I have you guys all give me advice. I love it. Okay, you know how Ashton and Mila got to be like the little mentor on Rachel's season for one of the episodes? That would be so good. Oh, and then maybe the date would be

with Billy Ray playing achy, breaky heart while we dance and the sun sets in Franklin, Tennessee and then we kiss and it's beautiful. I like it. I like it, too. Okay, so maybe the perfect scenario here, Wells,

is for you to be the bachelor and for Danielle to come back for your season and see if what you guys have can surpass what all the other girls bring to the table. I like it. I haven't even thought about that. I like that. That's a great idea.

It really is. That's a great idea. It really is. I'm so smart. Can I just say, I fucking love the fact that your mom is on this podcast right now. I love how I just jump in. Let's actually do the show. Let's do some favorite things. Brandy, what's your favorite thing this week? Well, I spent the week in Denver, Colorado.

So my new favorite thing is the state of Colorado. I'm absolutely obsessed with it and kind of want to move there. Except for the airport. The airport, listen, it was a little sketchy. But more than that, it was just really, it was huge. It was really busy and not organized. I'm not a fan. I was actually on my way out thinking the only bummer about living here was that as much as I fly, I would

hate having to go through the airport. But Denver is beautiful. The weather's fantastic. Everyone I met was so nice. The food's great. The drinks are great. The nature excursions and adventures are just endless. I can hike every weekend.

I'm a fan. What about MT? What's your favorite thing this week? My new Gucci shoes. Oh, my gosh. I got the best. What about MT? What's your favorite thing this week? My new Gucci shoes. Oh, my gosh. I got the best. They are cute. They are so cute.

And honestly, I just cannot wait to wear them. And when I put them on my little feet, I just feel so happy. You're so embarrassing. But my other kind of two favorite things. Yeah. I have become obsessed with this new show called Gypsy. Oh, yeah. What?

I think it's terrible. I love Naomi Watts. It is so good. And I have been watching the entire season in four days. Dang. I watched a little bit of that. So she is a therapist that's kind of like messing with her patients, right? Yeah.

She literally starts, I mean, it would be very unethical. What she does is, like people that are even in her club, she goes and has relationships with them. Maybe trying to help the clients that, I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but I think she's fallen in love with one of her clients' significant others, and it is so good. I disagree. I think it's very boring. No, it's so good. I love it so much. The one episode I saw, she was going after another woman, and it was kind of hard. Yes, and her client, he really tries to get him not to answer her calls and, you know, don't see her, don't take her things back, because she doesn't want him to see her calls and, you know, don't see her.

Don't take her things back because she doesn't want him to see her at all because she's falling in love with her. Wow. All right, I like it. It's called Gypsy. Is it on Netflix? Yes, Netflix. There's Miley's car with the Catitude sticker. Miley's got a car that says, I got a Catitude?

It's insane. Her car has a sticker that says Catitude. My mom hates it. And it makes me insane. Her car has a sticker that says catitude. My mom hates it. And it makes me insane. I love it. Does she have a cat? Yes, she has two. Yeah, one of them's evil, right?

Yeah, one of them's evil. Yeah. Yeah, this is why Miley and I could never be a thing, because she's got cats. I don't hate them, but I dislike cats strongly. Does she have a dog? Seven. Seven dogs. Your daughter is a crazy dog-cat person.

You realize this, right? Yes. Two pigs, too many horses. We've had other things, like fish. Oh, yeah, she calls fish. It's a lot. Well, what are your favorite things this week? One of my favorite things was a story about how there is an avocado shortage in New Zealand. And so they are now, there's like a serious problem with people stealing avocados and selling them on like the black market in New Zealand.

And this is your favorite thing. Why? Because it's insane. I just love the idea of millennials in New Zealand just like freaking out. Just being like, I need my avocado toast. I could see Molly going there. I was just going to say that. Molly can just sit and eat avocado.

Yeah, she can. I can't have it on, I like it on bread. I'm a big avocado toaster fan. Me too, but not just by itself. No, it's freaky. Also,

new favorite thing that I didn't know was my favorite thing until this past week, I'm really into the moon going in front of the sun and blocking it out for a while.

Are you? Because I'm a little creeped out by it. Yeah, it's kind of scary. Okay, so you- Yeah, my mom and I were just discussing how I recently read an article about a lot of similarities between what's going on in space and with the moon and sun and stars and things

that were said in Revelation to make me think that maybe Jesus is coming back to Earth. Well... Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. Yeah, really. Maybe. No kidding. How would it have been said then

and all of that is coming to play now? It's pretty nuts. I wish I had the article in front of me to tell you the facts, but easily Googleable. And yeah, basically it was just saying a bunch of the constellations are aligned with Jupiter and the Moon at a certain time during this next eclipse eclipse and the next eclipse

and the one we just had makes an X, which in Hebrew means something about God coming back and the rapture happening. So you never know. It's not a bad thing. It could be a great thing. I told Brandy we need to pull it together real quick. I just love the idea of like reading the book of Revelations,

like chapter 14, verse 2. And it's like, and then a new ruler emerges with bad hair and orange skin. My mom actually literally says, she goes, do you think Trump is the Antichrist? I did. It could be because, but I don't know, because the Antichrist has everybody, everyone loves the Antichrist. Everybody loves the Antichrist. Definitely not John. Yeah, and he becomes the, I bet the Antichrist truly ends up being the Antichrist, the devil.

Right. And, but yeah, so, but it makes sense. Wait, hold on. Were you guys in Tennessee for the eclipse? No. Oh. We weren't. I was in in Tennessee for the eclipse? No. Oh. We weren't. I was in L.A. We didn't get nothing. I was in Denver, and it was very, very boring, and, like, nothing happened at all.

But, Wells, I saw your Insta story, and it looked like there was a cloud in front of the eclipse. Am I correct in that? Yeah, so it was, like, right when it hit totality, which that's my new favorite word, by the way. Mine, too. It's just everything is, oh when it hit totality, which that's my new favorite word, by the way. Mine too. It's just everything is, oh, man, totality. So you could see it. Like, it was a great view up until the totality moment. And that's when the cloud came in.

And it kind of sucked. But as a guy who was, you know, like right in, like, the perfect area in Tennessee was, like, one of those spots. So here are the things that I really dug about it. One, your shadow looked really, really weird. It looked like really hazy on the edges. It was like I was drunk looking at my shadow. It just looked weird. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you were drunk during the eclipse. I wasn't. I was hung over. I was very hungover.

Oh, boy. Molly and I thought about flying to Nashville just for the day and then flying back that night. Would it have been worth it or no? I thought it was super cool. Okay, so the shadow thing was kind of cool. When it got to totality, what was really neat or just weird was that there was two sunsets going on. Like, both sides of the sky looked like it was, like, sunset time, you know, where it's, like, a really pretty, like, watercolor, like, pinks and yellows and oranges. That's cool.

The girl next to me was like, oh, my God, look at the sunset. And I was kind of mean, was like, it's not the sunset. The sun's directly above us, idiot, you know? But it was. Yeah, so how does that work? How does it do that? I don't know, but that's what straight up was happening. It was really weird. And then it got really, really, like, because we're in Nashville, so it's hot as balls, right? But when there

was totality, it got really, it got dark, like dusk, and then really, really cool out. I can't not laugh when you say totality. It's hilarious. I'm absolutely right. Are you in totality yet? I know. It was totality. If I ever get to have sex again, I want that to be the thing I say. Totality!

Don't tell Danielle that. Yeah, please, no. That will ruin everything. Maybe I already did. Oh! Oh my God, I need to know. Oh, God. I just like the idea of Chris Harrison being like,

all right, Danielle, well, how was it? Well, it was really nice and great, but then it was weird when he finished, he yelled out totality. That is amazing. Well, there are so many reasons why you need to be the best. I think it would be the best, the most dramatic season yet. Yep. If you know what I'm saying.

I don't know, guys. I don't know if I would be very good at that, but. I'm on big do it. If I got MT on board, I think it might happen. I don't know. I think you should go for it. I really do. If you're a guest producer.

I just want to come to the Cyrus Ranch and have you guys give me bad advice. That's what I was thinking. He could come out because he needs advice from MT. Oh, my goodness. Uh-huh. Because you, your marriage is just perfect for forever.

Hey, listen. I've made it work in this crazy world for 25 years. 25 years. I'm saying something. So I think I'm the perfect to give love advice.

Uh, I disagree with that strongly. Okay. None of your children are married or anywhere close. I don't even know if that's happening. Yeah, I'm always kind of strongly. Okay. None of your children are married or anywhere close. I don't even know if that's happening. Yeah, Molly.

They're kind of not. No. I mean, but they're at least, like, in love. Like, I could see them having babies soon. Maybe. At some point. I don't know. Me either.

Just my spiritual thinking. Mm-hmm. She's just like, I'm done with kids. I can't wait till Noah is 18 and moves out because I am just done. I have spent my last 25, 30, 30 years birthing and raising

children and I am done. I need some freedom. I want to travel and live a fabulous life without any of these little rugrats hanging onto my leg. This was her literal speech this morning. It really was, to be honest. It's every mother's speech, but it's funnier when it's your mom

because the context of the kids is amazing. I know, but the thing about it is all my friends are freaking out over emptiness syndrome. I am praying for my god when noah finally leaves where are you guys gonna where are you and uh and billy ray going first oh no honey are you kidding me i'm hurting my dad brandy brandy yeah i can't get my husband to leave the compound the freaking farm so i already told Brandi my wish list this morning. We're going to go to Bora Bora first, then Greece.

New Zealand. New Zealand. They better have avocados. Maldives. If you were on the fence about the Maldives. That's a long flight. It's a long flight. And I'll choose the fifth later, but I'm not for sure.

Alaska? That's where I want to go. That sounds cold. Sounds fun. What about Iceland? Love that. Let's go there. Iceland, That's where I want to go. That sounds cold. Sounds fun. What about Iceland? Love that. Let's go there. Iceland.

I love that. Okay, done. What if those are all shoot locations for the next season of The Bachelor? Perfect. Featuring Will Duff. Yup. I like it. That's a great...

Okay, so if you were The Bachelor, where would you want to go? What countries would you want to shoot in if you got to pick? I'd want to go to Bora Bora, the Maldives, Iceland. Yes! I just want MT there. That's all I care about. You just want to shoot. Fuck New Zealand, man.

I need some avocado in my life. Avocados are in my rider, man. Exactly. Do they have tacos in New Zealand? You know what? Here hear something really funny. So this really pretty model from South Africa slid into my DMs a couple months back. Ooh. Well, you better try to back off because you're with Danielle.

This was a couple months ago, but I was trying to spit some game, right? And she was like, well, if I come to America, like, what are we going to do on our first date? And I was like, we're going to go get some tacos. And she no joke said, I've never had a taco before. And it blew my mind. What? I know, but it makes sense. Like, if you live in a country that, like, isn't next to Mexico, it would be weird that there would be taco restaurants there, you know?

It's true. I didn't know anything about that. Really? That's what she said. She never had a taco. Well, that's crazy. I don't want to live in a world that doesn't really think about that. Really? That's what she said. She never had taco. That's crazy. I don't want to live in a world that doesn't have tacos. Absolutely not.

You could not. Also, can I see a screenshot of this conversation via DM? I just want to know. Oh, and you know what? I want to see what Well Spitting Game looks like. That Cape Town is supposed to be amazing, so we could do Cape Town for number five. I'm down. I've been to Cape Town.

I can confirm it is awesome. All right. I'm down. I've been to Cape Town. I can confirm it is awesome. I heard it's incredible. I have been. Did you get to see a lion? Yeah, we went on safari, and then Cape Town was amazing. There's a little town called Stellenbosch that's like their Napa in Cape Town. It's awesome. Wow.

But it's really weird. It's so beautiful, but then also has a lot of poverty. It's like this weird thing of a ton of money and then no money at all. I've heard that. And I've heard it's very much like that. It's very wealthy and severe poverty. I had to do an interview the other day, and it was about the Bachelor thing. And they were asking if I would do anything different if I were the Bachelor and it annoyed me

that I gave this answer to someone else and not on my podcast so I want to do it here, okay? Alright, here's my idea Brayne. Tell me if you think this is good. Like this would be good like a good TV thing. So you know how on the first episode all the girls get out of the limo

and they're wearing these really beautiful gowns and stuff? Mm-hmm. Yep. That's a weird thing. When was the last time you went on a first date wearing a gown? That would never happen. Yeah, I don't like it. I hate it. So my thought is this.

I would make the rule that everyone has to show up dressed casually for a first date. Like jeans, t-shirt. I like it. And also, I remember that moment and I was wearing a suit I never wear suits and so much of like what you wear also like translates into how you feel and if you feel uncomfortable in what you're wearing then you you're kind of feeling uncomfortable like just in general but if I was wearing if I was wearing like jeans and a t-shirt and flip-flops or whatever to that for, I would feel more. No to flip-flops.

Okay, no flip-flops. They should never wear flip-flops. Okay, I totally agree with this because I actually despise dressing up like that. Like, that is not my comfort zone at all. Like, I love to be in jeans and a t-shirt and some flip-flops. I feel like you would also get to, like, get to know people a little better right off the bat because what you wear has a lot to do with your personality. Right.

You know what I mean? Yes. Especially for girls. You know, not as much for guys. But I like that idea. Me too. Or they can show up in PJs and onesies. That could be fun.

Yeah. I mean, and if you're going to have gowns at any point, wouldn't it be in the funnel? Also, Wells likes edgy girls, so this would be an easy way for him to see which girls are girly girls and which ones are, like, edgy, cool girls. Because Wells likes cool girls. That's why he loves me. Oh, my God.

Yep. Exactly. My mom texted me after the episode, and she said, I've now watched you make out with five different women on national TV. Oh, no. What does she feel about that? Yeah, and she was like, I just don't, I need you to stop doing that. So your mom does not want you to be the bachelor yet? She is not pushing out the Wells for a bachelor hashtag.

Really? What about your brother? No one in my family wants me to do it. Really? Yeah. So your hometown would suck because everybody would be cranky. They all say that, though. Like, every time I've done it, they've been like, don't do it.

It's stupid, whatever. And then it happens. I wait for it. And then it happens. I see it on Facebook. And they love it, you know? Oh, yeah. Your mom is just constantly posting about it on Facebook.

The fact that, like, you're friends with my mom on Facebook? It's amazing. I'm not friends with MT on Facebook. We've got to remedy this thing immediately. That's what I was about to say. Yes, we do. You've got to befriend Tish on the FB. For sure.

Tish loves Facebook. Are you on Instagram? Of course. I've got to go follow you on Insta right now. Brandi, hook me in. Oh, my gosh. Let you on Insta right now. Brandi hooked me in. Oh, my gosh. Let me just get you set up. Well, I could use a few more followers, you know?

Me too. Yeah. If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is delete Instagram. Really? I know. I hate it. Yes. That was actually on my list of my least favorite things right now is that I did not win the lottery.

Well, mine too. Mine freaking too. Wait, it's not a things right now is that I did not win the lottery. Mine too. Mine freaking too. Wait, it's up to a lot right now. What's it up to? Does anyone know? $750 million. It was almost to a billion dollars. Yeah, it's a lot.

It's a lot. $700. I do not think anybody should be allowed to have over $5 million. Look at Carl's cute face. Dork. No, seriously. What? Okay, if you have 500...

My nail just broke. What a tragedy. No, I just had another one fixed. Oh, my God. Okay, so anyway, I did truly feel like... What can you do with more than $500 million? Build wells for clean water in Africa. That's what I'm saying.

You should not be allowed to have more than that. And when you get more than that, it should go to making other countries have clean water and ending homelessness here. I agree with you. Like, it's ridiculous. I completely agree with you. $758 million, and the guy who won it was in Massachusetts, sold at a 7-Eleven in Chicopee, Massachusetts. Did you know that the store that sells the winning lottery ticket gets $50,000?

What? Yeah. So the lump sum payout after taxes is $480 million, almost half a billion dollars. That is ridiculous. I'm sorry. It's just insane. It's stupid. Nobody should be able to have that much money.

And if you have a billion dollars, you should have to give up 500 million to countries that need clean water. I agree. Or your favorite radio DJs. Who do we pitch for president? Well, I have a least favorite thing I'd like to discuss. What is it? That you do not have anything on your Instagram bio about your favorite thing podcast.

What is wrong with you? Well, the link used to be to it, but then I went and did a charity event on Tuesday night, and so I changed. All right, all right. But, yeah, the link, okay, you're right. My new favorite thing is the Brandy, oh the wells and brandy my favorite things podcast oh that my favorite thing podcast your favorite podcast with wells and brand got you no one did a great liner for us when she was in the studio you're listening to your favorite Your Favorite Things by Wells and Brandy. No. Forget it. What is it?

Your Favorite Things. Your Favorite Things podcast with Wells and Brandy. You're listening to Your Favorite Things podcast with Wells and Brandy. Nailed it. We were going to have Derek, who's on Bachelor in Paradise right now, on the show. But to be honest with you, I feel like we don't need him because your mom has definitely been... Wait, can we at least have the phone call of you calling Derek to say, I'm sorry, your place has been taken by Tish Cyrus.

Can we just hear that? Can we hear you make that phone call? Okay, hold on. Let me call him right now. Can you hear it? Can we hear you make that phone call? Okay, hold on. Let me call it right now. Can you hear it? Oh, yeah. Hey, dude. Can you hear me? Hold on. I can now.

So I've got some kind of bad news. Okay. You have actually been bumped from the show because Tish Cyrus is now taking your spot. I'm taking your spot. Okay. How does that make you feel? I have some Kleenexes here, so I'm feeling good about crying it out. Just like when JoJo dumped you in Argentina.

I know. I like a good cry. It's a good centering process. It's a good centering thing. That's why Derek has a girlfriend. Are you at the studio, by the way? I'm like right around the corner. All right.

Well, stop by and say hello, but we don't need you on the show anymore. Okay. All right. You know like on Kimmel, where, every episode he always says, like, I'm sorry to Matt Damon, but he got bumped from the show? Yeah. I feel like that's kind of what we just did today. I love it.

I love it. So good. Oh, my God. This has been my favorite podcast we've done so far. I absolutely love your freaking mom, Brandi. And I'm going to go ahead and say it. I think that she could be a mainstay on the show if she wants to. Oh, my goodness.

I think I need to be. I at least need to make appearance. Well, you know, there's type of appearance here and there for sure. Well, she is going to be a national soon. Maybe we can get her in studio. Please. Yes, yes, yes. That sounds like so much fun. Yes, she is going to be in Nashville soon. Maybe we can get her in studio. Please. Yes, yes, yes. That sounds like so much fun.

Yes, that needs to happen. Also, I would like to be invited over for like family dinner if that's at all possible. Oh, that's happening. I don't know if you want to do that. It gets pretty crazy. Yeah. You got to come see my new Nashville house. Did you tell me when to be there and I'm there?

It is the cutest thing ever. We'll build a fire in the fire pit, hang out, roast marshmallows. I'm going to, like, stop by my mom's house, and you're going to be there with her, like, watching Disney on Netflix and roasting marshmallows in the backyard with Carl and Nate. Drinking, like, a nice Cabernet with our feet up. It's going to be beautiful. Tish doesn't drink wine, but she does love it. That's a good smoke.

You are just telling all my secrets. It's got a fancy little vape pen. It helps me sleep. That's totally fine. You're in L.A., too, so you're allowed to go to the store and get it now. Speaking of, and you should be able to because it is ridiculous. First of all, don't get me on how alcohol Tish, for president, don't get me on how, like, alcohol is legal with people drinking and driving and killing each other

and that marijuana, which totally has mostly good benefits, is illegal. Those need to switch. I'm sorry, they just do. Well, in Denver, you would love it there because you can buy it no matter what. The whole city smells like marijuana. It's insane.

Oh, wow. One of my favorite stories about MT was last time I was up in New York and you guys were there as well and Brandy texts me and says, hey, can you get some pot for my mom? First of all, what makes you think that I would know

where that is in New York City? I don't know. Well, here's the thing. I never ever in my entire life ever smoked weed until I was turned 42. And I had my first little one time. And then I was on a tour bus that burnt to the ground. True. And it was terrible.

And we were out on the road on tour. And literally the bus caught on fire. Brand new bus burned to the ground and excuse me for having a little bit of a hard time sleeping on the tour bus from for the rest of the tour so somebody gave me an ambient and it made me feel so crappy like I could not even function the next day and so someone maybe in my family said mom if you'll take one little hit of weed you'll go right sleep, and you won't have any of those horrible side effects. And that's why I smoked is because I could not sleep because my bus burned down.

And that is a true story. That is my new favorite story. Well, is your new favorite saying the way my mom said, I? Oh, my God. I just can't leave me alone. How do you say well? Do we have any other favorite things we need to discuss? I feel like we did. I feel like this is the best show ever. Awesome.

Best show ever. All right. This has been your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy and MT, the matriarch of the Cyrus family. Thank you guys so much for listening. And MT, I can't wait to come drink Chablis with you out in Franklin, Tennessee soon. I'll see you very soon. Thanks for having me. All right.

See you guys. Bye. Well, this is kind of awkward, but Derek's here now. I feel like I got dumped. Was that hard? Yeah. I know. I'm dumped. Was that hard? Yeah. I know. I'm sorry.

We're really excited to have you on the show, and then all of a sudden Tish Cyrus was available, and so you got bumped. You're like Matt Damon for Jimmy Kimmel, you know? I shouldn't say dumped. I feel like I got stood up for a date. I was sitting at the dinner table. I drove all the way down here. Yeah.

I'm sorry. To be honest with you, you were kind of the second option anyways. You were going to have Danielle, and then I was informed by ABC that I'm not supposed to talk about what's going on between us until the end. So then you were a second option, and then we realized that Tish was available. Always the, what is it? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Well, since you're here, let's just do it.

What's your favorite thing, Derek? What's my favorite thing? Yeah, this week. My favorite thing this week, I think I did the most American thing possible this morning. So my favorite thing is definitely Postmates and Uber Eats. As you know, we may have had too many whiskey glasses last night. Yeah, we did. So I woke up this morning and my hungover food is McDonald's.

Like the hotcakes and sausage. Okay. But I didn't want to drive the one mile to McDonald's. I don't even know it's one mile from my house. I wanted to order it and have somebody bring it to me. I paid more for delivery than I did for the actual food. But that's how lazy I was. Uber Eats Postmates has let me be as American as I think I can be. I feel like a real American. For someone in such good shape, you eat like crap.

I do. I came home last night and Derek had a bunch of Hooters Wings Postmates to him. I did. I didn't even think about that. Wait. And then tell the story of the night before that. Tell the pizza story. Okay.

So two nights ago, it was probably like 1.50 50 in the morning so it's like right before places are closing and i ordered i went on postmates to get to get some pizza um so that i would feel better the next morning after i had a few too many drinks again postmates order was like oh canceled like didn't work out yeah which i'm like oh you know that's because it's past 2 a.m now yeah so then i go on uber eats and i ordered i found the only pizza place open and i ordered a pizza from there yeah and uh so the pizza guy shows up get the pizza and i'm like wait a minute this isn't the pizza i ordered so the first pizza actually went through and then like no joke two minutes

later like there was like there was, a line of pizza guys outside. The next pizza guy showed up. And so what I did was I took the toppings off of the one pizza and I just put it on the other one. So it was, like, two pizzas in one. I was just trying to watch my carbs. I didn't want to have the pizza, the carb part of the other pizza. You're such a fat kid. Alright,

well. Thank you Postmates for being my new favorite thing. You know I've never done it. Yeah? I need to do it. Is it an app? It's an app. There's like codes to get free delivery. I'm already out of my free deliveries because I keep using it so much. Derek's been staying at my house the past six days?

Yeah, I think it's six now. They are all running together. I'm going to go ahead. I love you. You're one of my best friends, Michelle. I need you to get the fuck out. I need you to stop staying at my house. All you had to do was say the words.

Oh, dude. So you're going back to? Iowa. You're going back to Iowa? Middle of nowhere. You want to give us any spoilers between you and Taylor for the upcoming episode of Bachelor in Paradise? Yeah, there's going to be some swearing and some tears. It's not so much Bachelor in Paradise as I think real housewives of Bachelor in Paradise this next episode.

Really? I don't know. What was your thoughts on me making out with Danielle? It was very sensual. It kind of made me want to get in there, too. I don't know how America felt. I think everyone in America wanted to partake in that. Because you guys were getting it.

It looked like it was about five years in the making, though. Yeah. With some built-up love. Well, I'm excited to see your journey unfold on Paradise, Monday and Tuesday night on ABC. Derek, I love you, buddy. I love you, too. Say goodbye.

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