Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Tish the Dish is off the market!

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

Wells has a broken heart and Brandi has a broken bell, but only for a second so all is going to be OK. So much has happened in the last week, YFTers. Tish got married, there was a hurriquake, and Wells (almost) shit his pants on camera. Speaking of Tish getting married, Brandi gives a little behind-the-scenes (tune into Sorry We’re Stoned for more deets) including why she was not happy at the ceremony and why her speech was the best of all speeches. Wells hung out with Joe and Serena instead of Tish, but that’s probably for the best because we all know he would have objected. Your two hosts discuss and debate some serious topics including why men are into crazy women, if Fyre Festival 2 is the real deal, and what happened to the Malaysia Airlines Flight that disappeared. Plus, some favorite and least favorite things for your entertainment!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Jenni Kayne — Find your forever pieces at Jenni Kayne and get 15% off with promo code YFT at jennikayne.com/YFT! #jennikaynepartner  HelloFresh — Go to HelloFresh.com/50yft and use code 50yft for 50% off plus free shipping!

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have tears? No, it's not time yet. The dog thinks it's dinner time, but it's not time yet. And now she's going to sit here and just whine. What? What? Say it to the microphone. What's What? Say it to the microphone. What's wrong? Okay. We'll call Brandy and we'll get this over with quick.

Okay, boo? Don't knock over my guitar. Jesus Christ. You're a bull in a china shop. All right, let's call her up. Let's call her up. Time to call the brandy. Who's just a bridesmaid?

Hey. Hey, what's up? What's up? Oh, wow, what's up? Nothing. I saw that you were just a bridesmaid. Sure was. So it finally happened.

Tish the Dish is off the market. She is. My heart breaks a thousand times over. My backup plan is no longer a viable one. I'll have you know. Yeah. You made it into my speech that I gave. Oh, I did?

You did. Not your name necessarily. Oh, okay. But I think everyone knew who it was i um i gave a little speech during the the partay after the nuptials and uh i started i like really went into like wells mode for my speech by the way i got rave reviews like rave so i started with a bit and i started with like a i've always been known as having a hot mom and so it was like the hot mom bit that i started with and i touched on like you know it started when i was in middle school and like all the boys i I've always been known as having a hot mom. And so it was like the hot mom bit that I started with. And I touched on like, you know,

it started when I was in middle school and like all the boys I liked just liked my mom. And to this day, some of my very best friends who are married, Tish is their hall pass. Yeah. That's you. That is me. So technically you made it into the speech. Never made it into the loving arms of Tish Cyrus though. No, you got Sarah Hyland though.

That's pretty damn good. I know, I know, I know. I'm so happy for your mom. I mean, she got a good one in Dominic Purcell. Does she take his name now? Yeah, I think she hyphenated it. Ah, so is it Tish the Dish Cyrus Purcell? I think so. Got it. Where's my bell? My bell's broken. Dude, I just, okay, I gotta say, I feel like we have. I fixed it. Okay. I do feel like we have entered into like a new reality recently.

Well. Things are weird these days. They are. I just survived not only a hurricane. What are they calling it? A hurraquake? days. They are. I just survived not only a hurricane. What are they calling it? A hurraquake? Yeah. Hurricane Hillary, which is the funniest thing ever.

Like, I feel like Donald Trump came up with that. 100%. Hurricane Hillary makes landfall in Los Angeles. And while I'm sitting there hungover thinking, I'm going to order a Jersey Mike sandwich, I get a notification on my phone like stop, drop, and roll. We're having an earthquake. It was so funny. I stood up and I ran around being like what do I do?

Where do I go? And all of a sudden I'm like waiting for it. Nothing happens. I'm like okay I did nothing happen. I went and sat down and I was like you know what the fuck? I look over. The chandeliers are swinging and I'm like how the fuck did I not feel that and it's because i was running around be like oh no oh no what do i do i need to find a bathtub or something well i was at lax when it happened which is the worst place to be yeah i was standing at the ticket counter about to ask

a question and the guy i went up to talk to, he felt it. And he looked at me and he said, did you feel that? And I was like, feel what? And then the phone started going off all over the place. My hand in your ass. And I was like, oh, shit. I was like, you were right. I thought he made it up because I didn't feel it.

Yeah, I didn't feel it either. I also didn't feel the hurricane. Oh, you're freaking telling me. Everybody was absolutely panicked. So I was supposed to leave the hurricane. Oh, you're freaking telling me. Everybody was absolutely panicked. So I was supposed to leave this morning. Yeah. And my Monday morning flight got canceled on Friday morning. They went ahead and canceled it.

I was like, the fuck is this? So then I was like, all right, maybe a hurricane is going to be worse on Monday. So I'll just go ahead and get out of here on Sunday. Right. Yeah. So then I booked a Sunday flight for like 2 p.m. And I was all packed up and literally getting in the car to go to the airport. And they canceled my flight out of Burbank. And so I was like, all right, Burbank, I'm 0 for 2 on Burbank. So I'm going to suck it up and go to LAX.

I booked this LAX flight and got there and it was raining. You know, it wasn't ideal. But everyone's panicking and all these flights are getting canceled. I'm like, this is the East Coast would laugh at this. Like We fly in lightning storms. This is absurd. This is drizzle, and everyone's canceling flights. I literally can't. I feel bad for like, I know like Palm Springs, the desert got like nailed hard, but like nothing happened in Los Angeles.

My mother-in-law has texted me, are you okay? Is everything okay? I'm like, it's drizzling. Sarah's business manager messaged me and she was like, do we need to have people come over and clear the gutters? Because, you know, because there's going to be a lot of stuff coming on the roof. And like, don't forget to take the cushions and bring them inside and flip the tables over. I was like, no, we're not doing any of that shit.

Nothing's going to happen. I promise you. We got like an inch of rain. Yeah, it was definitely LA was not a big deal. No. Okay, sorry. We got like an inch of rain. Yeah, it was definitely LA. It was not a big deal. No. Okay. Sorry. I got off track there a little bit.

I do feel like I slipped into a different like weird timeline, but I'm back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Your mom got married. Yeah. Was the, was the celebration beautiful? Cause it was pretty small.

I feel like it was just for family and like really close friends. Very small. So I, I don't want to give away too many details this week because I feel like I should let her do that on Cyrus Stone tomorrow. Fair enough. Fair enough. But I will say it was absolutely absolute perfection except for one thing. What's that? The fucking paparazzi.

Oh, I saw they had a helicopter. With their fucking helicopter. I saw that. The most disrespectful thing on the face of this earth is to hover a helicopter over an intimate ceremony at someone's private residence. And it's so fucking loud that we can't even hear the bride and groom give their vows. Like, are you kidding me? The helicopter was at my wedding.

Yeah, but it was not that loud. It came like after we had finished it yeah this it hovered literally during the entire thing and then after it was and then after it was over obviously it left but like everybody really did their best to ignore it but i was livid yeah like i kept like kept squeezing miley's arm being like i'm so mad and she just kept being like yeah i know but i was so mad but other than kept being like, yeah, I know, but I was so mad. But other than that, it was absolute perfection. So it was small. It was close friends and family only for the ceremony. And then we had a party after and more people came and joined. So it was actually the

perfect amount because for the party, like it was, it was crowded, you know, it was at the house. So it was like, it definitely felt crowded and fun and everything, but not overwhelming at all. That's good. Well, I'm sorry I didn't come. I did miss you. I know. And I feel bad. I told you, though, last week when you were at my house, I was like, I'm not going to come. And it's because Sarah's in Fiji and like my security blanket in those things is not going to be with me. And then I'm just going to be like walking around. The only people I know are you and Tish. Your sister thinks my name is different than it really is. So I can't talk to her.

She knows your name. You know, I really think you would hit it off with Max, her boyfriend. He's younger than you, obviously. But like, you guys kind of have some similarities. Yeah, I know. And anyways, I chickened out. It was like Uber over there. I know I saw that.

And that's it. We had valet. Yeah, you did. And anyways, I chickened out. It was like Uber over there. I know I saw that. And that's it. We had valet. Yeah, you did? We did. The email was like, you should Uber over. We had valet? Well, anyways, I was like, I'm not Ubering to Malibu. That's crazy.

Yeah. So anyways, I'm sorry I missed it. But you have actually a good excuse as to why I wasn't there. Let's hear it. Joe and Serena were in town. And I really haven't spent a whole lot of time with them in person, especially, since they asked me to marry them. I needed to take you out to dinner,

and I needed to talk about some specifics about what they wanted for the wedding, you know? Yeah. Two, that's the right thing. If you're marrying somebody, you need to spend time with them and get their vibe a little bit. I agree.

I did that on Saturday, and then we ended up getting kind of drunk and coming back to my place. Anyway, so I didn't come to the wedding and I'm so sorry about that. But if I'm being honest, I would just be sitting there the entire time being like that mother. I would like when they said, does any man object to this wedding? I would have said yes. Yes, I do. She's my white whale she's my golden unicorn i can't we can't take her away from being in the wild i don't even think that was given as

an option yeah i know i don't remember hearing that well you know it's funny so i'm writing this entire speech and you know marrying joe and serena i don't have it in the wedding yeah I don't think people do it anymore I know there's too many people that would stand up and object yeah I know it's too risky no one can be trusted these days if everyone wants the real tea about the Tish Cyrus

Dominic Purcell wedding make sure you go listen to Sorry We're Stoned coming out tomorrow is that what it is coming out tomorrow exactly and tomorrow so tomorrow is? Yes, coming out tomorrow. Exactly. And so tomorrow's episode actually doesn't have a whole lot of details because we recorded that episode before the wedding. So it'll actually be next week's episode where you get to hear all the details kind of from Tisha's perspective on the wedding.

But I imagine it's a lot of like talking about the excitement of the wedding coming up. Yes, this week is and um i it's it's funny because like we weren't really obviously we weren't supposed to talk about it because it hadn't happened yet and we were trying to avoid this fucking helicopter situation yeah um but it's it's cool for her to be able to like like this week's episode is the first time she ever like really says it out loud that she's getting married you know to somebody besides like family so it's just cool god how did they find out i my theory i don't know but my theory would be that somebody delivering whether it was tables and chairs flowers i don't know i i just feel like it had to be like one of those deliveries that came to the house that had the house address

and knew who it was i don't know that would like my guess, but I truly just have no idea. Well, I'm happy for her and I'm happy for you. I can't wait for all the pictures to come out. Oh, yeah. They look good. Yeah. I mean, I haven't even seen them. That's the thing.

I look forward to waiting. All right. Well, should we start the show? Yeah. You go for it. You're the one who recently gave a speech. Oh, I did give a speech. And I'm telling you you rave reviews did you did you do the

like the important wells adams speech giving tips what what is that we always need to have a call back to your first joke and your last joke need to come together so i i would assume that your i your last joke should have been something the effect of like something about her being hot, hot because the first joke is about all my friends wanted to. Yeah. Uh, I probably didn't do that. Damn.

But I did like, I started, here's the thing. I'm not very funny. Like you're funnier than me. So like I started off with the joke, you know, it was like the little icebreaker.

Um, and in my defense, Miley did not give a speech cause she was too nervous. So she said, yeah, yeah. She performs in front of thousands of people. Can't public speak at all. At the bachelorette party on Wednesday, we had a bachelorette party. I didn't even know I was giving a speech.

In the moment, she pushes me to the front and says, Brandy's giving a speech. What? I am? And I said, well, if I'm giving one Saturday, you need to tell me right now. And she goes, oh, you are. And I was like, cool cool but we made a deal that i would give the speech if she stood up there and like chimed in with the zingers you know because she's funny she didn't do that wow didn't do it so i started with the joke and then i ended being super sentimental that's good too hit him in

the heart yeah yeah yeah get them right in the old right where you want them yeah but you know everybody was just like oh my god brand, you're such a great host. To the point where like after a few, you know, at first I'm like, oh, thank you. You guys are so sweet. But after 10 people tell you that, you're like, I know.

Yeah, I listen. It's what I do. They're like, why don't you have a show? I'm like, I... I do. I don't know. And multiple actually. No, but like a show, like a TV show.

They're like, you need to be hosting a tv show and i'm like you tell me why i don't have one yeah i don't know yeah sell it for us i know right i was like wells too like why doesn't wells have a show remember when we tried to sell this as a tv show and i do and picked it up no one wanted us that was dumb It was because we're the best. The best. Let's start the show. Okay, go. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment.

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I love that you're starting with this. Why is Nick Vial's podcast featured so much? So much. We talked about that. I know. What? I know. You know what I was thinking the entire time? What the fuck is happening here? Like, he got so much airtime.

I'm like, I'm sorry. Is this fucking Amber Heard versus the VL files? Like, what's happening? I know. I was like, damn, he is on this lot. I'll tell you one thing of why I think it was like that.

Okay. It's very professionally shot. It looks very very good yeah and they did talk about it a lot he had a guest on his show that was getting so much screen time i'm like what the fuck is happening here but i was happy for him i think that's cool and all yeah that is kind of his shtick like he talks a lot about relationships and like the problems with relationships. So like it makes sense to me. I guess. But anyways, we've got to talk about the Amber Heard Johnny Depp thing on Netflix.

Yeah. What were your original thoughts? I didn't really watch much of the court feed. Did you like when it was happening? No. Like they talk about it like it was so much on TikTok. I know. you like when it was happening no like they talk about it like it was so much on tiktok i know that like that's kind of how i got all my you know clips from it was tiktok and so they make

a good point that tiktok really influenced what people thought about this trial yeah and i guess the the thought is is that it also influenced the jurors probably yeah okay so is it not a thing anymore where they put juries in hotels and don't give them access to any media? That's what I thought. Because if there was ever a time to do that, this would have been it. 100% agree.

The story of the tumultuous defamation trial between Johnny Depp and his ex-wife Amber Heard. It's a story of twists and turns that ask the question, can a jury ever be truly fair in the age of social media? Also, Nick Viall's in it a lot. This is what I took away from it. Johnny Depp's lawyers are very good

at keeping things out of the trial. That probably would have changed a lot of people's opinions. I was like full on, she is a total succubus. I don't trust her. She's a liar. The whole thing of him kicking her on the airplane, text messages that kind of show that like he did that. But then it's like those text messages are different than other text messages.'re like i don't know if that's is that real i'm not sure if any of it's real i think that after watching the documentary i fall more in the middle of i think they're both fucking probably shitty people johnny had better lawyers yeah and obviously in the public eye like people just love johnny depp yeah and that's hard

it's hard like the way they said it it in the last episode there was like, it's really hard. People almost like don't even want to hear the bad things and like turn a blind eye to stuff that's very obvious, obviously negative about him because they just don't want to believe anything other than like what they love about him. You know? Yeah.

Here's what I think. I think they're both nuts and I think they had a very toxic relationship, you know? And in that, in that time and that era or whatever, like I feel like that was very common when drugs were involved in relationships and so much drinking and stuff like that.

Like I feel like you hear that a lot about that time, like the 80s, 90s, you know, early 2000s even. I think what's unfortunate is I think if Amber had just stuck to the facts, it seemed to me like she really embellished a lot of things and took things and ran with it. And I'm sure that he did some of the things she said, but I also think she made a lot of shit up. And it's like if you had just stuck to the facts and not like embellished and gotten crazy with it and tried to pin other things on him or manipulate the situation, I think she probably would have been better received. manipulate the situation. I think she probably would have been better received, but it's the fact that she just came off so crazy and everything was so exaggerated. And her crying on the stand

and the thing that just seemed so fake, it was just overboard. And I think if she just sat there and really told the truth, things would have maybe turned out a little bit differently. At the end of the day, I kind of think they're both to blame. And I think it's a situation where probably neither one of them deserved anything out of the divorce. They should have just gone their separate ways. No one taking anything and called it a day. Yeah. Man, it was stupid.

She shouldn't have written that op-ed. That was the problem is that she made herself out to be a victim, which she might have been. But she also was the abuser in the situation, too. And that was pretty well known. That's just a bad look to yeah pretend to be a victim of a situation but then to find out that like you're also hurting somebody physically anyways but really good like i i watched the entire thing in one night so yeah i watched it on the flight here yeah so i'm all for now you know they're gonna make a scripted version of this like got to

they've got to i I can't wait. She was so hot back in the day. When he did Rum Diaries, it's like, dude, I get it. She's so, and you know, I know what she is. She's the super hot, crazy chick that like, guys like, guys like the super hot, crazy chick. I'm sure she's really fun in bed. I also think that she's fucking probably terrifying. You know?

Yeah. I won't name names, but every summer there's one of those girls in paradise. I'm always like, oh shit, you're the crazy one, aren't you? Totally. And you're like, I know some guy's going to be like, I like the crazy ones. Guys love crazy girls. They do. Girls love any guy who's above six feet tall.

Guys like girls who are insane. We should probably cut this, but honestly, just leave it in. Yeah. Trace is one of those guys. Likes the crazy girls? He loves crazy girls. Yeah. No, I know.

I try to set him up with very nice, very normal girls with all their shit together, and it's not for him. No. It's unfortunate. I don't know if girls like crazy guys, but they do like a project. They do. They gotta do like three or four bad ones before they're like,

okay, maybe I need like the normal guy now. Yeah. And that's when we strike. Ha ha! Would you call yourself normal? Not sure. I mean, I'm pretty normal. Well, yeah, well.

I'm not problematic. I know that, well. I'm not problematic. I know that. No. Speaking of crazy girls. Okay. A lot of this was like wiped from the internet, but it's fucking insane. What do you mean wiped from the internet? Okay, you know the girl from 8 Mile?

Brittany Murphy? No. Taryn Manning. Oh, yeah, I know her. Okay. She had an absolute meltdown. Recently? Yeah.

And she did it like on like live Instagram or Twitter or TikTok or something. And it is so fucking amazingly insane. And also like, I think she's under the influence and that's not great. You've got to listen to this video. So Taryn Manning, she was in- Crossroads. Orange is the New Black, Hustle and Flow, Crossroads, 8 Mile, some really big things. Crossroads was a classic. Yeah. So she stops

on the side of the road and does this crazy rant about the affair she's having with a man. Oh God. So I had to pull over because I'm just, like, I don't want to, like, cause crashes because I'm just so rooted right now. So... The man that I've been messing with is a married man, and every night, well, for about three nights in a row, or even maybe there's a night in between, I was licking his butthole. Oh, shit. A little bit.

Wow. little bit and that is what demons do so i we drove all the way down to newport beach today so i could buy him a boat okay interesting i was so in love so i thought so i could buy this gentleman a boat yeah and i and i brought cash to put a down payment down like i really loved him i was like yeah it's like we're into the same thing like we're kinky blah blah blah yeah barely Yeah, barely. I can't imagine what she thinks about you. You get out of my life, or I'll get an R.O. on you. I don't know what that means.

Or restraining order. I'll put your ass in jail. Anyway, so, I've been licking your man's butthole for weeks on end because he likes it a lot. Well. And I do it to him.

And he comes to me, and it happens lot. Well. And I do it to him. And he comes to me. And it happens. It happens. Sometimes you gotta lick a butthole. That's a lot. It is a lot. I know it's a lot of information. But I'm the lunatic.

You are. Kind of. No, I'm just single. Very single. Holy shit. And he came to me. So you don't accuse me of being a lunatic. But I'll tell you one thing, lady. You want to put me in jail? Shit. For what?

For what? We know- you're like buttholes! Oh, God! It's likes saying it over and over. It's almost like satire. Like, it's almost not real. Not I. I brought your husband to Newport Beach. We drove all the way together.

We had so much fun. He had his hand on my leg the whole time. Most of the time, finger banging me. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie anymore about it. Oh, my God. I didn't think it was going to get worse. I know when to lose on.

And every time, licking his fingers. And you're to buy him a boat. To buy him a boat. And all day, we went on a boat. The boat that he wants. And now i'm gonna buy it for him and then he messed up real bad today and you're coming after me no ain't gonna happen lady you made a huge mistake in the name of you're dusted just that I ain't scared of you you should be scared of me I have one thing to say to that what the fuck is oh my god

absolutely amazing on all fronts and I'm not here something I'm not here to kink shame anybody if you want to lick a butt, lick a butt. All right? I get it. I just want to know, what happened to the boat? Great question. What happened to the boat? They went on the boat?

Did she put a down payment on a boat down in Newport? It sounded like it. I know. Yeah. What are your thoughts on that? It was a lot. Yeah. It was a lot. I know. Yeah. What are your thoughts on that? It was a lot. Yeah.

It was a lot. I don't think she should have been driving. Yes. Those are my thoughts. That's like my only thing that I don't love about it, about making fun of that whole thing, is yeah, you really shouldn't have been driving. Nope. She released a statement afterwards. And?

This is what it says. Over the past few days, I've had some time to reflect on the situation I've been dealing with. I was deeply hurt and handled things on a public platform when I should have just dealt with them quietly with the support of my close friends and family. I felt a lot of guilt after exposing everything, and I thought maybe the best resolution to the situation would be to say I lied about it all, but that's not the truth. I started a relationship with somebody who was married and told me he was going to leave his wife. In the end, I found out that wasn't possible. I pride myself on being an ethical and kind person. I know what I did was wrong, but the heart makes you do crazy things sometimes. I'm so sorry for exposing my situation. I'm not sorry for how I love. I hope to find somebody who cherishes me the way I adore them. The healthy type of love, a love that isn't so blind that it forces me to be someone I'm not.

This was a huge learning lesson for me. With all this said, I'm asking everyone to please give me my privacy so I can heal and mend my heart. Thank you very much taryn that was lengthy yeah you know i think it was just like a lot of butt licking that was the thing that really got me you know and she really wanted to divulge that information well she repeated it over and over and over again yeah so damn damn dude what the fuck is happening Yeah. So. Damn. Damn, dude. What the fuck is happening here? I wonder when that button's going to lose its fun for me. Probably in a few episodes. Yeah. It'll couple episodes.

Couple eps. Mm-hmm. Well, do you have some fave things, bro, or what? Are you, like, do we even talk about Bachelorette anymore? Like, what's the tea there? You know, I haven't watched it. You didn't watch the Mintel all? No, I didn't.

I bet it was in Fiji. I don't know. Yeah, I'm slipping. Okay, I'll tell you this. We'll make a solemn promise to the YFTers out there. And also, timing-wise, it's going to be easier for me to do. I will watch The Golden Bachelor. Really?

And I will watch Bachelor in Paradise, obviously. They announced when it's coming out. I tweeted about it today. It's coming out late September. I think September 24th is the release date. And it's gonna be on Thursday nights now. Right. So that whole rant about having to go up against like Monday Night Football and like, this is crazy.

Yeah, that's right. It's not the case. But that was the information that I was given originally. So you know what I think happened? I think someone listened to me. Well, it would make sense. Yeah. Yeah?

So now I guess The Golden Bachelor is going to be at 8 o'clock. Okay. And then Paradise will be at 9. So The Golden Bachelor, they're only hour episodes? I think so. And I'm pretty sure that Paradise is two hours unless they're letting us draw it on for like two months, which can't i can't imagine i will say so i did watch them until all and they bring is the name gary yeah gary with a g it's spelled like jerry it's very confusing um they brought him out at the end and up until i will i saw men tell all i was not on board with Golden Bachelor. I was like, I ain't watching it.

I ain't interested. I ain't got time. Big hard no. Gary is the most precious angel sent from the heavens. I think I'm hooked. I think I gotta watch. He does seem like a sweetie pie. His story.

Oh my gosh. I don't even remember his story. His it his wife died and he was going to want to buy a lake house or something? Wasn't there like a lake house involved? Yes, and they got it because they were retiring and then she got sick and within like three weeks she was gone. It was the saddest thing I've ever freaking

heard in my whole life. And I just can't even believe that he can move on, but I'm glad he can and I just am invested in Gary. I know. They really did good with this choice. I tell you what, there is a world believe that he can move on but i'm glad he can and i just am invested in gary i know they really did good with this choice i tell you what there is a world in which this is better than i agree the bachelor bachelorette because these women are going to be insane yep they're gonna half of them are gonna be like trumpers they're like don't give a fuck definitely you know who are like i'm gonna

say what i'm gonna fucking say. It's gonna be explosive. You know there's gonna, so many Karens are gonna be on this show. Tons of Karens. God. And a couple gold diggers. Oh, for sure. For sure. And like, just people who want to be famous, you know? Definitely. Oh my god. It's gonna

be like, the wrong reasons. There's gonna be so many coogs there for the wrong reasons. Cougs. I cannot wait. I actually, I'm definitely hooked. I know. And it'll work better for us too,

because like right now we generally record on either Sunday or Monday, and it's hard for us to do the show when the show airs on Monday. So now this airs on Thursday. It'll give us the weekend to like make sure we catch up and then we're gonna go full bore into it i got a bone to pick with a lot of people oh i'm seeing this so much here's my thing okay hey nice hat let's take the sticker off it what are we what's going on here i don't understand like what why do you keep the sticker on i played golf with a guy the other day like a businessman he went and bought a hat in the pro shop and he kept the fucking sticker underneath the bill i'm like what are you doing that is weird

do you want to return it afterwards are you trying to keep it in pristine condition? Are you going to put it on eBay? Why are you keeping the sticker on the hat? I also seen like people do it with shoes. They keep like the thing on the shoe. There's a whole designer called Off-White. Yeah. And the thing for the longest time, I don't know about still, but definitely in the beginning, it was to keep the tags on everything.

It was like the thing. Why? I don't know. To be like, look the beginning it was to keep the tags on everything it was like the thing why i don't know to be like look out it's still new i get i don't know it was very weird i hated it i just i just don't know like just take the sticker off i don't like you i always thought that was a thing with like flat bills and that's fine but like this was a 40 year old businessman with a curved bill hat. I played the entire round of golf with him and I was like, someone's got to take that fucking sticker off. Why does he have a sticker on? This is so ridiculous. He's a 45-year-old man wearing a brand new hat with a sticker on. Take this fucking sticker off.

Anyways, guys, just take the sticker off. What flex is it? No one gives two flying fucks if your hat's new or not. I've never gone home and been like, babe, you'll never believe. Larry has a new hat and he's still got the sticker on it. Mind blown.

Oh, I do have a new show. You do? I started watching Painkiller. Oh, my sister was watching this. Dude. It seemed dark. Is it dark? Very dark. dark yeah it's on netflix the causes and consequences of america's opioid epidemic unfold in this drama following its perpetrators victims and investigator seeking the truth painkiller, a Netflix series.

It's Matthew Broderick, Taylor Kitsch, who I know you are into. And then Uzu Aduba, I think her name is. She was in Orange is the New Black. I think in Orange is the New Black, she was Crazy Eyes, is that her name? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Suzanne Crazy Eyes Warren. Man, that show was so good there for a minute.

So good. So good. It's all about how the pharmaceutical companies were able to trick doctors and the public into believing that Oxycontin and Oxycodone were not morphine. And to prescribe it to everybody. And then it just created this gigantic opioid epidemic in our country. Isn't that what Johnny Depp said he was taking? Yeah. And it hits close to home because I lost two cousins to opioid addiction.

And so I think we all have friends that are like, at least I don't know, I do. Hot friends from college who are medical sales reps. And they'll go to doctor's offices and they're hot and they will be like you need to have this pill you know like you need to sell this this is whatever and it's all about that it's this company got like a bunch of ncaa female athletes that were cute put them in like skimpy dresses sent them out to doctors to convince them all to prescribe this fucking bullshit drug that really was just morphine and it ended up killing so many people it just messed up everyone should watch it so this is not a documentary no it's

based on a true story it's like matthew broderick is like the guy who creates the drug. Got it. Very good, but also it's fucked up. Yeah. I have a least favorite thing. Tell me all about it. I tried to watch this new Gal Gadot movie on Netflix, Heart of Stone. An intelligence operative for a shadowy global peacekeeping agency races to stop a hacker from stealing its most valuable

and dangerous weapon, Heart of Stone, on Netflix. I mean, maybe you should give it a go and see if I was just in a bad mood or something when I tried to watch it, but it just did not grasp me, could not hold my attention. I kept it on. I watched half of it, kept it going, and after, like, when I hit midway point, I was like, I have no fucking clue what's going on. It's like, there's just, like, so much action.

It's, like, so intense and so unbelievable that, like, it just, I was losing the plot completely. I was really disappointed. It's got Jamie Dornan in it. I love Gal Gadot, you know? I do, too. Looking at the ratings, it's not doing super hot, so. Yeah.

Yeah, you know? Bumsky. Bummer, dude. It can't all be Back to the Future 2. I know. I watched an old movie recently that I never watched when it came out, but I really liked it. It's a Western, so you like Westerns, I feel like now. I do.

Called Hostiles. Oh, I don't think I ever saw that. It's got a really good cast. In 1892, a legendary captain reluctantly agrees to escort a Cheyenne chief and his family through dangerous territories. Hostiles. It's Christian Bale is the main guy.

Jonathan Majors is in it. Rory Cochran, who's in Days of Confused and Empire Records. And then also Rosamund Pike, who's like the crazy girl in Gone Girl. It's a great- When did you watch it? I can't even get it to come up on Google. It's on Starz.

It's really good. He is this kind of badass general in the army, and he's been fighting Indians his entire life, effectively. And so he obviously hates Indians. The president, it comes from the president that the chief of the Cheyenne who's been in jail for seven years is dying of cancer. And the president as like a olive branch wants to send him back to his homeland,

which is in Montana so he can be buried, you know, in his homeland or whatever. It is a very good Western, and I highly recommend it. Sounds great. It's pretty good. I mean, I like Richard Brouillard. I do too.

And I know, but people say he's a nice guy. I don't really give a fuck. He makes good movies. Great actor. I don't need to be friends with him. No. I need him to make good movies. And he does that.

He does. Rosalind Pike's really good in it too. I love her. I like how they, the comparison. I love her. I watched. I like how they, the comparison between Amber. Oh, I know. That was so funny. That was good.

Okay, I also watched another old movie. This one's even older. A Keanu Reeves staple called Chain Reaction with Morgan Freeman Keanu Reeves. I don't think I ever watched that. Dude, it's so good. Okay. Two researchers in a green alternative energy project are put on the run when they're framed for murder and treason. Chain Reaction from the director of The Fugitive.

On Prime Video. It's interesting now because it takes place in 1996, but I feel like I could totally see this happening now or like it definitely is happening now. They make this basically free energy, right? Keanu Reeves plays a mechanical engineer. Morgan Freeman plays a really high up scientist that's also like connected to the government. And they discover the government and they

discover free energy and they're like fucking a you know like having a party like we did it rushing to publish and like in the middle of the night like drunkenly celebrating and like sending out on the internet the plans and how to make this you know big oil doesn't want this to happen you know and then all of a sudden a bunch of people are fucking dead and they're trying to pin it on keanu and keanu's got it's on the run and he's like on the lam i guarantee that's probably happening right now and probably yeah with all like the alien tech that we've got definitely anyways good it's good it's good film all right yeah have you seen the video of the malaysia airline plane? Like the documentary? No. And I also don't know if this is true, but

Well, it's TikTok, so you can take it with a grain of salt. Malaysia Airlines is the one that disappeared and everyone's like, what the fuck happened to it? And it crashed somewhere and no one really knows where it is. And so now apparently there's satellite footage because they have satellites that can look down and see everything, I guess. And they've been sitting on this for a while, I guess.

They have this satellite footage of these three UFOs spinning around the plane. And like at first they're just like kind of going around. Then all of a sudden they're like really like in lockstep. And then they're like going around it this way and this way and this way. And then all of a sudden, boom, gone. How do we know this is not Photoshopped?

We don't. And you know what? Because I've been seeing a lot of Photoshop alien videos on TikTok. Yeah, I know. But anyways, here's this one. New Malaysia Airlines flight 370 footage. So there's the plane, right? Now you start seeing these orbs start going around it.

Now you see another one and another one, right? So they're like spitting around it and then all of a sudden gone. That looks so photoshopped. Maybe so. Where did it go,

Brandy? Where did it go? Youy? Where did it go? You know, I want to believe this. I do. Because I hope that those passengers are up in space having a space party. It's going to be a manifest. This is what's going to happen. They're going to show up in five years and three minutes are going to have gone by.

And they'll be like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? It's 2019. And we'll be like, no, it's not. It's 2025. We made a whole documentary about you. One of the biggest podcasts in the world, YFT, was talking about you. No, not buying it? I mean, I want to, but I just don't know.

All right. Your algorithm kills me. This is amazing, by the way. Billy McFarlane. Oh, here we go. He's back, baby. Fire way. Billy McFarlane. Oh, here we go. He's back, baby. Fyre Fest. Billy McFarlane is out of jail, and he's making plans.

What's up, guys? This is a big day, because as of right now, Fyre Festival 2 tickets are officially on sale. It has been the absolute wildest journey to get here, and it really all started during the seventh month's stint in solitary confinement. I figured it out when I was in jail. There's no way he was in solitary. I like that he's wearing a robe. The Broadway musical! We spoke to people as far away as the Middle East and South America, and ultimately, we decided that Fire Festival 2 is coming back to the Caribbean.

Yes! We are targeting Fire Festival 2 for the end of next year, and in the meantime, we'll be doing pop-ups and events across the world. Guys, this is your chance to get in. This is everything I've been working towards. Let's fucking go. How much does it cost to go to Fire Festival 2? We gotta look at it, right? Oh, there's a website. Let's fucking go. How much does it cost to go to Fire Festival 2? We got to look at it, right? There's a website.

He's really doing it. Fire Festival 2 is here. We're dropping the first pre-sale fire passes, which include one ticket to Fire Festival and access to fire pop-ups, experiences, the fire crew community. FF2 is targeted for the end of 2024 in the caribbean sea friday december 2nd 2024 starting at 12 p.m for the low low price of 499 you can

you can be the first person to get in on a festival it's not gonna happen oh my god so for the first 100 tickets, it's $499. Okay. Tickets 101 to 500 are $799. And then tickets 501 to 600 are $1,199. What? And then tickets 601 to 650 are $1,799. And then tickets 651 to 700 are $2,799. And then tickets $651 to $700 are $2,699.

And if you are late to the party, boys and girls, you can still get your butts in a seat for pre-sale number three. Tickets $701 to $750 are coming in just a smidge under $5,000. $4,899.

And the last opportunity to get into Fyre Fest 2 coming at the end of 2024. Tickets $751 to $777 are $7,999. Fyre Fest 2. This is insane. Insane. I mean, it's obviously a joke. No. Yes.

You saw the video of him talking about it. It pretty legit like there's no way but i think of all the things that i listened to there the fire fest musical musical on broadway genius What the fuck is happening here? I want that song in the musical. Definitely. Okay? Yes. Okay. I can't believe he's out.

Oh, I do have a funny story to tell you. Okay. So I obviously am at home by myself because my beautiful wife is in Fiji filming Love Island USA. So I'm just going to be honest with you guys, okay? And I feel like that's what the YFTers deserve. And so this might get a little graphic, but it just is what it is. And this is life. And this is life as an adult.

And I think we've all been there. But you know what? I'm going to be the big enough man. I'm going to be the adult here. And I'm going to tell the story of how- Are we talking Taryn Manning graphic or? No, but it does have to do the big enough man. I'm going to be the adult here, and I'm going to tell the story of how— Are we talking Taryn Manning graphic or— No, but it does have to do with buttholes. Okay.

It does have to do with buttholes. So here we go. My beautiful wife is in Fiji, right? We have cameras all over our house, obviously, because, you know, robbers and whatnot. And then also, like, checking on the dogs and stuff, right? And I often forget that we have that, but we do. And that's fine. The other day I go upstairs and I use the restroom and I'm putting on clothes after using the restroom and my beautiful wife FaceTimes me and she goes, what are you doing? And I said, I'm changing clothes. I'm going to go on a run, I think, in a little bit.

And she goes, no, what were you doing? And I go, what do you mean? She goes, well, I was just checking the cameras to see if you were busy in the family room. And well, maybe I should just play the video. Oh, no. I like that she was looking at the cameras to see what you were doing.

Well, she was like, I didn't want to bother you. Oh, my gosh gosh so here's the video that she checked in on me what was what i was doing i don't like this what were you doing so she goes she goes first of all she goes what the fuck is happening okay so it's a video of me pulling down my pants. Yes. She goes, are you taking a dick pic? Because it looks, because I've got my phone on my hand.

She goes, are you taking a dick pic? I was waiting for a dick pic to come in and I didn't get one. So were you taking a dick pic? And if you were, who were you sending it to? And that's when I was like, okay, I didn't want to have to tell you this. But this is the truth. I farted. What?

And I thought I might have shit myself. No, that can't be true. So I wanted to make sure that I didn't. So I pulled my pants out to make sure I didn't shit myself. That can't be true. That fucking God's honest truth. I swear on my life. i swear on everyone's life and you're not old enough to be doing this well it was just a questionable you know sometimes

you get a questionable one i do not well it must be nice living in your ivory tower of perfection okay because sometimes i i just wasn't sure okay and i and i just want to say i didn't i didn't shit myself okay i thought i was in a safe place to look and no i was not in the living room yes that's fascinating. What was Sarah's response? I think she was like, what the fuck? What? She was like, it looks like you're taking a dick pic. And I'm like, yeah, it totally does.

Because I still have my phone in my hand. And then I use my other hand to pull down my pants to be like. You are so nuts. It's insane. Anyways. Wow. Do you ever go look at your junk mail folder on email? Once a year, maybe.

Dude, I went in there the other day because I was expecting an email and it didn't come through. And then finally it was in there. This is my thought. I wonder how much good shit's in there that I don't even know about. I mean, there could be. Like job opportunities that I have no idea about. You think some job ops are coming in the junk folder i hope so i saw some i saw some headline that like a dac shepherd that's where we're at in the career yeah yeah we are we are in dire times that dac shepherd was like i'm very concerned about like the like the state of my career and

like money and everything because of the you you know, the strike and everything. And I'm sitting there going, Dak, shut the fuck up. You're a movie star. You have a huge hit podcast. I don't want to hear it from you. All right. Now, Brandy and I, we can talk about it. Oh, yeah.

I'm over here showing videos of my asshole. I'm doing great, though. Okay, well. I'm booked. This might be a good time to ask for a loan. Could I have some money? Absolutely not. Ask your wife.

Fair enough. Who's working in Fiji. Fair enough. Absolutely not. Do you have any musics? The new Ryan Bingham. Oh, yeah. You want to go out on it?

Yeah. I love Ryan Bingham. You know who's in Hostiles? Who? Ryan Bingham. He is? Very interesting Would you call it an album if it's seven songs?

What's the rules there? EP? EP is usually four That's what I thought So I guess album He's got an album out called Watch Out for the Wolf And the first song is called Where My Wild Things Are And it's my favorite on there

Let's go out on it then. Cool. Yeah. You got some big things coming up? What do I have coming up? Oh, I'm going on vacation next week but I can't say where.

Must be nice. You know? I am also going on kind of a, yeah, I'm going on vacation. I'm going to Chattanooga. I'm going to the noog.

Not sure I'd call that a vacation. I love Chattanooga. I'm going to the noog. Not sure I'd call that a vacation. I love Chattanooga. It's beautiful. It is beautiful, but it's so fucking hot here. Get ready to sweat your balls off, literally. I'm going out there for my college fraternity brother's golf trip that we do every year called the Hoot Cup. And I'm very excited because Ben's now ingrained in it. My brother's coming.

All my old college buddies. So I'm going to go and be a degenerate for like a couple days. That's cute. Yeah. I think we learned a lot this episode. A lot. We learned a lot. We found out where the Malaysia flight went.

We did. We found out that Taryn Manning may or may not lick buttholes. I would say she does. I think she does, yeah. And then we found out some information about my butthole. We did.

We might not have needed to know about it. I'm worried for your future, that's all I know. I am too. It's already that bad. Not one of my favorite things. We need diapers before you know it. Yeah, I'm getting old. Alright. I'm Sarah.

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