Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Top Tips to Living Wells!

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

Your two hosts, who are clearly not social media influencers, have plenty to discuss for your ears today, from their thoughts on TikTok’s shopping algorithm to why Love is Blind is giving women a bad name to their new rule for American politics: if you can’t drive, you can’t run the country. A conversation about reality TV leads Brandi to reveal her disturbing lifehack which ensures she doesn’t become a mother, which Wells calls “the grossest thing I’ve ever heard.” If you missed sex ed, you definitely want to be tuning in today. Brandi comes in with a hot but confusing rec from Apple TV+, and Wells comes in with a list of documentaries that you should not watch, so you’re welcome for saving you suh much time. It’s been a minute, but Wells is ready to hand out some life advice and tips to living Wells. Then, Brandi gets some heat for her overused slogan, and Wells tells Brandi another joke she doesn’t want to hear. Enjoy, YFTers!  Fave things mentioned in the episode: Love is Blind  The Bachelor   Constellation Spaceman They Called Him Mostly Harmless Can I Tell You a Secret? Alaskan Killer Bigfoot The Idaho College Murders Priscilla Texas Hold 'Em by Beyoncé Franklin Theme Song Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: BÉIS — Right now, BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/YFT  Article — Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more! Go to Article.com/YFT and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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Hey, guys. What's up? Fun story about me. There's a musician named Bruce Coburn. I'm not sure if you've ever heard of him, but he's got some big songs. When I was a radio DJ in Nashville, I wasn't familiar with Bruce Coburn, but little known fact about radio hosts is that they don't choose the music. You have a program director that chooses all the music for you and then programs the show. I mean, yes, there were some shows that I did program. Like I did a local show called the 615 and I definitely programmed that. And I was also a program assistant program director and a music director. So I was in the meetings where you decide what songs you were going to add to the playlist. So I did have some

hand in it. But early on in my career, I had no hand in what I was playing. And they were playing a Bruce Coburn song. You might be familiar with this song. Some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me And I'm wondering where the lions are Wondering where the lions are Wondering where the lions are Wondering where the lions are Beautiful song. Another thing about this story that you should know is that Bruce spells his last name C-O-C-K-B-U-R-N.

And I was doing the night show or like overnights or whatever. And I said like, 100.1, Lightning 100, that was Wonder Where the Lions Are by Bruce Cockburn. And I said that on the air. And a coworker had to be like, hey, so I heard you say um i heard you play one where the lions are by bruce uh cockburn and i said yeah and he said that you know that's not how you say his name and i said how do you say his name and he says you don't you don't say it cockburn

it's coburn yeah so uh let's call the brand i what do you say is it um is it time for that? Everything I touch turns to shit. Everything I touch is shit. Okay. Hi. How you doing? Well, you know, chilling. Just hanging in?

Hanging in there. Yeah. That's good. You? Hanging. Chilling. Playing some golf I see on the Instagram? Well, that was actually last wednesday

with joe remember i told you i was gonna play with joseph yeah did you get the tea i did actually got all the tea is it piping yeah but i can't say anything because right i don't want to ruin it for everybody yeah he told me everything that was going on i can't wait for the show to be over for him so i can i can tell you can tell you the things when he was like, yeah, so-and-so was bonkers and so-and-so got a crazy good at it. So-and-so got a crazy bad at it. So, yeah. Oh, I love that tea.

I know. And then he also told me who he thought was going to be the Bachelorette. But who knows? Who knows? Very interesting. But we both didn't play great golf, but I beat him. So I think that's what's important about the golf thing. Yeah.

You know what I don't like about TikTok these days? What? The only things that seem to be working for me are when I'm kind of mean to people. Oh, I don't like that at all. Yeah, I went to lunch with my team. I hate saying that shit, but like, you know,

like my agent and my manager and like my, my agent's boss, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, cause I was like,

what's going on with like brand deals? Like they're just not happening anymore, you know? And, and I was like, I don't know what I need to be doing for my social media. And they're like, all the brand deals are going to like social media influencers.

And I was like, am I not that? Okay. i not that okay fucking no you're not i guess not social media influencers are the ones that are literally on there like posting like three to four times a day yeah sleep and breathe it and that that ain't you and me i know you got to get something that like that like goes viral yada yada yada and i was like i i hate to say this but like i've had two things that have gone viral in the past like two weeks and they both are mean like they're funny but they're still mean I know what you're talking about and I'm like I don't know if I want that to be my thing right no I don't I'm not sure if that's good for anybody but that's really sad like that's the current state of social media yeah the thing I just posted with Joey and I playing golf and like

being like i can't believe he chose and then i cut it off right beforehand like that used to be so good they'll probably do bad you know yeah but it's funny because you think you're gonna get spoiled like you get the joke but well you get it i know so i don't know anymore i don't know i don't know either i hate social media you know i was thinking about like if you tiktok fuck you man if you look at one thing you can buy from tiktok it will show you that fucking same thing seven million times just because i looked at it one time one time i know there's a guy i wish there was a like a mute button yeah like stop showing me this or the other thing i have

bought it please stop showing it to me because i's the other thing. I have bought it. Please stop showing it to me because I did buy it. I did the thing you want. Off the TikTok shop? Well, yeah, like one was like this Ambernic emulation device, which is like basically a Game Boy that came with like 10,000 games.

I bought that. Oh, wow. And I do like it, but they keep showing me that and I'm like, I already bought it. I can't buy it anymore. I can't buy anymore of this shit. I have an Oura Ring.

I have one. And it keeps advertising for you? Yeah, shit I have an aura ring I have one and it keeps advertising for you yeah and I'm like I already have it what am I gonna buy it do I need one for every finger at the tiktok shop it's the cheapest electric scooter we've ever seen it's $200 and I was like oh okay I'll look at that looked at it

just cause I was like how shitty could a $200 electric scooter really be why do you need an electric scooter I don't. I was just interested. It will not stop showing me videos of electric scooters. And I don't even want one. I just was interested to see how much it cost.

Interesting. Well, I searched. I don't even know what I searched to get it to come up. But I wanted to see Kristen Cavallari's 24-year-old boyfriend. So I looked up his Tik TOK and now it won't stop showing me the Montana boys Tik TOK. I don't care. I don't want to see that. Stop showing it to me.

Where's the mute button. Yeah. I just wanted, I just wanted to see it one time. Hate social media. Hate it. But if I got to be mean to people to get views, I don't know.

I just don't know. I don't think it's worth it. Yeah. Unless I get like a cool big ad campaign, then it is, I guess. But it won't work because it won't be mean, you know? Right. That's the thing about TikTok. Like I have a ton of followers on TikTok, but if I put something out, they don't see it unless it goes viral. I don't like that. I know. I don't get it. Should we start the show? Yeah.

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Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. Should we start with Love is Blind? Yeah. Yeah? I wish the frickin' new episode... I know. I hate this episode release schedule.

I know, I know, I know, I know. Okay. I want to start with the jimmy and chelsea fight okay and uh i saw this tiktok that was like such a great job of describing how annoying chelsea is you said to me in the pause that you didn't like to go out yeah i said i didn't like getting fucked up and going to the club but you leave the house like what next you're gonna tell me you have friends oh now my friends are the issue yeah and your wild drinking problem chelsea you're literally drinking right now jimmy what are you even talking about listen i don't

want to do this wait because you're with jess last night what admit that you were with mckenzie did you just say jess admit jimmy you were having a pod orgy with all the pod girls and probably jeremy the fucking weirdo shit chelsea what i can't do this stop stop are Are you going to make me cookie? What? No. You don't love me. Make it right. The accuracy. The like whiny thing. Give me. I don't understand.

It's so good. It's insane. That fight. It makes me angry because she is making the rest of us look bad. Totally. She's making females look bad. Okay. A hundred percent.

No one else. No one's that clingy. No one's that crazy. I know it's like, oh, it's tough. Like you're not supposed to use the word crazy, but like,

I hate when men are like, yeah, girls are great. Women are crazy. Yeah. This is why they say that. Yeah. Because of,

because of this right here. I don't like that. Some girls are making us look bad. Yeah. Some girls are crazy. And some, and most guys are garbage. Men are garbage.

There you go. Yeah. It's crazy. And the fact that he's putting up with it is mind blowing to me. So Sarah and I were talking about this. Like, what do you think his motivation is to stay with her? Like the only thing I can think of is that he's afraid to look bad on TV. That's what we were saying.

Yeah. He might be so competitive if he breaks up with her that he feels like he lost, like he's like giving up or something. Maybe. But like that fight, I loved how unhinged

that fight was. And he, he walked, he finally was like, that's not something that like I'm comfortable with conceding on. And then,

so he's like, I'm done. And he leaves. And Sarah and I are like, yes, yes, Jimmy, go, go, go, go, go, Jimmy, go, Jimmy, go. And then he fucking turns around and he forgives her. I know. And the other thing was that you could tell was not right was that he told Chelsea in confidence that he had slept with one of his, his girlfriends years ago or whatever. And like nothing ever came of it. And he was like,

I'm telling you this in confidence. She doesn't want people to know this on TV, you know? And she fucking did it. And so I would never forgive her for that. I would have been so upset being like, listen, these are my friends.

And they were nice enough to like be a part of our story. Well, and talk about breaking someone's trust. My trust would be forever broken if she did that to me. So then they go to that fucking party, right? Yeah. The way that she talks to the big guy, I forget his name. I forget his name.

But you know what I'm talking about. The guy with the mullet. Yeah, mullet guy. Well, not anymore, but yeah. He's totally like not over her, right? I know. And he's, like, constantly hitting on her. If Jess did that to Jimmy and she saw that, she would lose her fucking mind.

Lose her fucking mind. Right? Also, that guy's way hotter. Than Jimmy? Yes. Yeah, I think Jimmy's got swag that we just don't know and see but i know that guy's way hotter and like i i if i were her i'd jump ship they both need to jump ship totally i just don't understand why like it's right there in front of you yeah do it please do it i know how

do you feel about jeremy and the other girl girl coming in and then going jet skiing together? I mean, it's risky to do that, obviously, because everyone's going to talk trash on you about it. But at this point, him and his girl, what's the blonde girl's name? I can't remember. That he's been with? They haven't spoken in days. I know. They haven't even spoken.

Yeah. So if I were him, I'd be like, fuck it. I'm going to do what I want. Yeah. She doesn't even spoken yeah so if i were him i'd be like fuck it i'm gonna do what i want yeah she doesn't even talk to me like i'm gonna defend her for going after him are you yeah i think it's there and yeah i think it's okay okay he obviously chose wrong right yeah oh yeah and he had like a very serious relationship with her and then and then he chose wrong and she had a very serious relationship with him yeah a mistake was made but that doesn't mean that like he can't now like go and talk to her and they can't have a relationship together he is engaged is he though

like are you really in this fucking show okay that's fair but technically yes so it's like for me that's the hang- so it's like for me that's the hang-up it's like if you're gonna go have a relationship any kind of relationship with your ex or the other girl or whatever you gotta break off the engagement you gotta be super clear about like we're not i'm not marrying you we're done i think that that has been made no no really i don't think i don't think there was any like hey engagement, engagement's over. I think it's over. Well, I do too. But I don't think they, I think nowadays, but I think like when he first decided to

talk to Sarah Ann and like rekindle that, they were not over. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I just, I think it's different when you've got a ring. Yeah, but she wasn't even wearing it. I don't know. I'm just saying. Yeah.

And then the other guy who's like, won't stop talking about how his dad cheated on his mom like which one's that the black eye oh that's right every conversation's like but hey have i told you that my dad cheated on my mom hey do you know my dad's a piece of garbage and he cheated on my mom well i got a lot of skeletons in my closet because my dad cheated on my mom we get it is this are you like setting us up for when you eventually cheat on this woman? Well, I kind of feel like he has said that before. Even in the pods, I kind of think he was set. He has said like, I'm worried about staying faithful. Like he, I think he's kind of, he kind of said at one point, that's one of the reasons

why he's like not been super pumped on the idea of marriage because like he just doesn't know like if people can be faithful kind of thing. You're, but you're not your father, you know? I know that. And you know that, but clearly he doesn't know that.

I think that he wants to cheat and this is how he's able to justify it. Very possible. It's in my genes. My father was a cheater. His father was a cheater. I have to be a cheater. And you have to accept that. Because it's some trauma that I have. And I'm never going to be able to shake it.

Maybe you're just a piece of garbage. True. Maybe. Obsessed with 80s mom, by the way. I feel like she got the wool pulled over her eyes as well. I mean, a little bit, but I loved her. That there's a real man. That's a real man. That seems like a guy's gonna cheat on you if you ask me you're a terrible judge of character i think i feel like i can smell that guy's bullshit from a mile away like i don't i don't buy it of course i know anyways also going back to what you were talking about last week, the couple that she's never taken birth control. What are we talking about here? I am so confused. For eons, people have been figuring out how to have sex and not have kids.

This was my whole soapbox last week. But it's continuing on. He's like, oh, well, he's got a vasectomy, which is fine. But if you want to have kids like not maybe the smartest thing in the world dude throw on a condom what are we talking about here it's not that hard yeah i i feel like these two like never took sex ed or something or just something just don't know i get not wanting to have a kid it's like all about it i don't know if you ever did this, but in my 20s

with my boyfriends, like if we'd had, if we were did the condom thing, he would like, I had boyfriends that like, I would make them fill it up with water after to make sure there was no hole in it or anything. Really? Yeah. Because that way, if there's a hole in it, then you just take plan B. Genius. Gross. So he's like sitting there like over the hold on let me paint this picture it works and honestly he goes to get you a towel he pulls the and i'm like while you're in there while you're filling up with water it's the grossest water balloon ever it's fucking genius um and you know what the the guy that i actually learned that trick from a guy. This is the trick. Yeah. And it was from a guy that had gotten a girl pregnant with a condom on. So he was like worried about it. And he was like, yeah, I feel like this, I'd fill it with water. And that's

how I know. And I'm like freaking genius. And I've made every guy afterwards do that. Still? I mean, no, but I would if I was worried about it. Wow. I know. Foolproof. I'm just saying, there's so many ways. Imagine being that little swimmer, though. Like, you made it through.

It happens, Wells. You made it through a condom. Yeah. The one, like the pinprick hole. It happens. Then you made it through the vagina, through the uterus lining. Yeah. Through the egg.

Yeah. Good for you, little guy. It happens. And you know what? You know what is worth filling up the condom with water? Not getting pregnant. It's already so weird after sex, you know?

Yeah, so like why not just do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's already weird. Hold on, let me get you a towel and get this gross, milky watermelon. Also, we're good. Go away. Go away now. Jeez Louise, Brandy.

Listen, I didn't want to get pregnant. Still don't, honestly. Oh, my God. Please go have sex soon so you can do this and tell me the story of how this guy reacts. How did men react to this? No, they were fine with it. They were? Yeah.

Were they like, do you think that I'm poking holes in my condoms because I want to? No, most of them were like, oh, that's genius. And I'm like, I know. Did you ever have one that was spewing some water? No, but there were a couple times where we were like, oh, like, did it break? Like, go check. Really? Yeah.

All right. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. I just don't understand why these people don't understand how condoms work. I know. I don't understand. I just don't really understand the show in general. Do you think that Jimmy and Jess are going to get together and Chelsea and the Jolly Green Giant are going to get together? No.

They should, though. The show should be called Who Wants to Get Left at the Altar? It's not Love is Blind. On to a different reality show. Thoughts on The Bachelor? I was surprised that so many people were shocked that Rachel made Hometowns. I'm not shocked about that. Yeah.

I don't know. You know too much now, don't you? I do. It's a made hometowns. I'm not shocked about that. Yeah, I don't know. You know too much now, don't you? I do. It's a three horse race right now. You gotta have a fourth. I think Maria freaking blew it. I think she's out of the running. I think so too. She freaking blew it

with the way she was being another freaking crazy moment. I'm not going to kiss you two seconds later. What are you doing? Yeah. And it's funny because you can see that she thought that this was going to be a good plan. She thought that he was going to be like, it's going to be you.

Be quiet. And he didn't do that. And then she was like, fuck. And then you can tell she gets up and she goes into that room and that's her talking to a producer and the producer's like, what are you doing? What's happening here? You're definitely one of his favorites. Yep.

And you just showed some crazy. And he was just like, so are you leaving? Or like, what's happening right now? That was the death nail. That was the nail in the coffin. You could like see it in Joey's eyes. You could see it all just change for him during that conversation, I think. I'm not going to say that this is what I think she's doing, but I wonder if she's like, this might be my opportunity to become the bachelorette. Possible. Like I don't, I'm not, I'm not that super into him. And if I kind of

self-sabotage and maybe I could become the bachelorette instead of having to get engaged to this guy. Yeah. I don't know. Possible. But you're right. I know too much now. You know too much. Yeah. Yeah. I will say I, I do appreciate that Daisy is being so honest about not being there yet with her feelings. And I think that she has every right to feel that way. And I actually think it's kind of refreshing because usually I'm like, these girls are nuts that they are like, so in love so fast with someone they don't even know. The whole concept is crazy. But I also understand that that's the show. Yeah. But I like that she's like, you know what?

I'm not there yet. Because I barely know him. And whatever. However, I think that's going to hurt her. Because I think he is so worried about picking someone that doesn't pick him at the end. That he is probably going to go with whoever is the most in. Yeah. This is like a big fear of like every bachelor. And I wonder if they're like directed to say this or if it's like because the last time they were they felt serious was on the show and like and they don't want to have that happen again. But like my thing is that

hey listen if it doesn't work you're gonna have a like millions of women that are gonna want to sleep with you you know i know but i do think like you i mean you would know about me but on it i think like they probably make it so that you feel like you failed if you don't get me engaged you know what i mean and men don't like to feel like they failed yeah so that's probably a thing but it's all relative it's all relative though people could say that i failed on that show true and i would say that that's not true no you definitely won the bachelor for sure i also like i see a lot of ben haggins and joey yeah even though he doesn't throw around the term unlovable like i kind of get that from him yeah like where you've seen

glimpses of him even on charity season say things like, I'm not this like happy guy all the time. Like I, you know, have low moments and sometimes I'm not like the funnest guy to be around. Like, I don't know. I think he has this like idea of himself that he's not that great for some reason. Yeah. And it's just that whole like Ben Higgins, I'm unlovable. I just can't believe that a girl would love me and want to be with me kind of thing. Yeah.

It's interesting. I agree. Has there ever been a season where the guy's like, uh, I'm not going to engage anybody here. I mean, I think just Colton and LaCouche that turned out. Yeah.

Oh, man. If only he'd come out the final rose. Guys, by the way, I'm not into any of you. And not for reasons that you think. Actually, you know who did it? Jesse Palmer did it. Oh, really?

Yeah. It was before my time. Same. Before my time, too. But I know that, like, producers are very angry. What he did was everyone has, like, kind of like their own producer. And he had them, like, print out a ticket for the girl he was going to choose. And instead of giving her a ring, he was like, here's a ticket.

Let's you and I go on vacation and see what happens. And's how the show ended i know everyone was very very upset that he did that and now he's the host so it worked so it worked for him yeah good for you that's funny you got anything else on it if he ends up with anybody i think it's gotta be kelsey yeah but i could also see a world where he ends up with nobody. Okay, so if he ends up with Kelsey, do you think she's going to watch it back and be like, okay, hold on. Daisy didn't love you. He told you that she wasn't into it or like wasn't falling in love. Maria tried to leave the week before. Am I like default here?

I mean, yeah, there's definitely a chance of that. I feel like that a lot where I feel like once people watch this back, it's going to change their perspective. Totally, totally, totally. Yeah. Tough. I know. Yeah.

I'm rooting for the kid. He's a nice guy. Well, I'm obsessed with Kelsey and Daisy. I love Daisy too, but I just don't know that Daisy loves Joey. I love Maria.

So funny. She's the best. Just chaotic energy. That's what I need in my bachelorette. All right? I don't need wholesome, girl-next-door energy, Daisy. I mean, it worked for Caitlin. I know.

You know? Also, can I say this? I'm sure Daisy is a lovely, lovely girl. She has vocal fry that just, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. Really? Yeah. yeah vocal fry is really starting to get me really yeah it's really annoying me these days anyways is that because you're older i think so what do you think i think it's because i'm old yeah and i don't want to talk to you oh because you're vocal fry you don't have vocal fry? No. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. It's so bad. Shut up. Ever since I've heard your TikTok video of making fun of the girl, it's like, let's get into it. It's all I hear on TikTok anymore. I know. Everybody says it.

I know. I didn't even realize it until you said it. No. Let's get into it. Okay. Let's get into the show. Do you have some fave things, bruh? Yeah, bruh. Bet.

I started the Apple Plus show Constellation. Have you seen it? No. Tell me all about it. Oh, I can't believe I'm on this before you actually. So, okay. So here's the crazy thing about this show. It's very confusing. Oh, okay. Like you really have to pay attention. So like I watched episode one and was half paying attention, right? Because that's what I do a lot of the time. Then I watched it and I was like, no idea what I just watched.

Went back, re-watched episode one. Now I'm three episodes in and i gotta i gotta be honest like i have had to go online after each episode and like read the episode summary you know read somebody else's thoughts on the episode to really feel like i've understood what i just watched but i kind of love that about it joe returns to earth after a disaster in space and discovers that there are missing pieces in her life. So she sets out to expose the truth about the hidden secrets of space travel and recover what she's lost. Reality is a conspiracy. Constellation on Apple Plus.

That doesn't tell you a whole lot. Yeah, that was just a lot of words, I feel like. Yeah, but that's kind of what the show is, honestly. It's kind of just a lot of words. Okay, so episode one, you're set up with this team of astronauts on the International Space Station or whatnot. Yeah. And episode one, something goes wrong. They have to repair the ship.

I don't know. And, you know, of course, there's only enough life support for so many hours and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So for whatever reason, Joe, who's the main character, which what's that that actress's name? Numi Rapace. She has to stay on the ship alone and fix it and then get herself home without any help and any comms or anything. And of course, she only has like X amount of time to do it or she runs out of oxygen. All the rest of them go back to earth. She stays and figures this shit out. But while she's on the ship, you start seeing scenes, you start seeing scenes of her in a cabin, like in somewhere very cold and her daughter's there. But then sometimes her

daughter's there and sometimes it's not. And for me me i was like what am i watching here is this a hallucination is this a memory is this a flashback like i don't know and it's very confusing because then they also show you like present time if that's what's the spaceship is present time they also show that her daughter and her husband are there you know at ground control following what's happening to see if she's going to make it back alive kind of thing. So you see this. And then you also have Joe having these visions of things that aren't there while she's on the spaceship. So of course you're wondering like, is she hallucinating because she spent so much time alone? Is she losing oxygen to her brain? Like, what is this? Or is this real? Like it's

very, a lot of shit's like being shown that you're like i don't know what this is um so without spoiling anything i'm only three episodes in but i i don't want to spoil anything for anybody but it's interesting i i feel like it's it's obviously a space show like if you like space you know you definitely got that element to it but it's definitely got this sci-fi angle and it's just very interesting like there's an interstellar angle to it there's the space angle there it's it's complex and to be quite frank like i still don't really understand all of it but i really like it you do yeah and i want you to go watch it so that you can help me explain it to me okay speaking of space movies that people might be hallucinating in there's a new movie starring adam Sandler and Carey Mulligan called Spaceman.

Oh. It's on Netflix. I watched it. Half a year into his solo mission on the edge of the solar system, an astronaut concerned with the state of his life back on Earth is helped by an ancient creature he discovers in the bowels of his ship, Spaceman. Is this a serious movie? Yes, it is. Interesting for Adam Sandler. Right?

Great cast. Carey Mulligan, Adam Sandler, Kunal from Big Bang Theory is in it. Paul Dano is the voice of the creature. It's an art piece for sure. It makes you think the director's the guy from Chernobyl, so it is well shot. But it also is like two hours

of Adam Sandler talking to a giant spider. And so for that, it's okay. Okay. I think that the message at the end of it is really kind of beautiful. And like the relationship that he creates with this giant spider is really cool.

And then you're like, is this, is this real? Is it not? Is this his imagination? What is the spider supposed to represent? Is it himself? Is it the universe?

Is it God? Whatever. So it's very interesting. It's a think piece for sure. Okay. But if you're like me and you're scared of spiders, tough to watch. Actually, it made me like spiders kind of more because I was like kind of rooting for the spider. Anyway, Spaceman.

I give it a pretty good. Okay. If you're into that sort of thing. All right. I have some things that you do not need to watch. Oh. A lot of documentaries actually. Okay.

There's a documentary called Mostly Harmless, which of the documentaries that I'm about to talk to you about, this one is the least bad. Okay. It's actually called They Called Him Mostly Harmless. It's on Max. A hiker found dead in the Florida wilderness is identified by internet sleuths after two years. His identity triggers more questions as multiple hikers claim to have met him but he never revealed his name so it's this guy that's like hiking the Appalachian Trail and he never gives his real name he just says that he's mostly harmless which is a fucking terrifying thing to

say because yeah yeah I don't know so all these keyboard warriors want to figure out who this guy is and they end up doing it. They figure out who he is. But the end, you're like, wait, he's kind of a piece of shit. I don't, you know, like, I feel like, I'll just say it. He abused some women, apparently. Oh, shit. Okay. All these sleuths are like, you know, and like all these other hikers are like, he seemed like a really nice guy.

But if I was one of those victims, I'd be like, fuck this guy. What are we doing here? Why are we aggrandizing him? He was a piece of garbage. Anyways, it's cool up until you realize that point. Then you're like, I don't like this. So anyways, that's the best of the worst that I'm about to tell you about. Okay.

There is a documentary called Can I Tell You a Secret that is so bad. I want to tell you a secret. Don't go watch this movie. This documentary is terrible. Three women's lives are changed forever when a prolific stalker infiltrates their social media accounts. And they're only a fraction of as many victims. So this guy is an internet stalker, starts talking to these people, and then pretends to be them

and says weird shit to their family members. Here's a thought. Block him. Over. Immediately over. Block him. Yeah. Block him.

If you just blocked him, none of this would have happened. So that could have been that the whole documentary could have been over in one minute if they, but all these women like talk to this guy and then give him a few over the fire. And then it just kind of spirals out of control. But anyways, I would just block that movie. Don't go see it. Don't go watch it. It's on Netflix. Terrible. Oh, and then on Max, I started watching a documentary called Alaskan Killer Bigfoot.

That sounds terrible. Got really excited about that. Like, we're going to see some big feet. What's going on here? It's like comically bad. Like, if you want to get stoned and watch something really, really bad and be like, what am I watching here?

This is what you should watch. Alaskan natives were driven from their village 70 years ago by a creature they believed to be Bigfoot. No one has been back. Because of dwindling resources, they've sent a scouting party to see if it's safe. Alaskan killer Bigfoot. I got through about seven minutes of this show before I realized this was hot garbage, all right? It's these four guys who are like, we're going to do this for the tribe and everything. And then they're like, it's like, oh, my God,

there's old Dan coming down to the boat while we're getting ready. What's old Dan going to say? And he's like, they're just like not actors. And some producer was like, hey, go down there and give them some advice. He's like, hello, everyone. You're going to a very dangerous place in the world. Be careful. The tribe and I have talked,

and we are only giving you 40 days to do this thing. And if you're not back in 40 days, we can no longer bless this mission. You're like, what the fuck is this? And then some guy in ceremonial robes comes down. He's like, you're going to go see Bigfoot. Be very careful. Anyway,

seven minutes in, I was like, this is bullshit. It was just like the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Don't go watch it. Terrible. Oh wow. Okay.

But also if you want to like get stoned and watch something really bad, highly recommend. I also watched, I think also on, on max, uh, the Idaho college murderer. That's already a thing?

Yeah. Interesting. With insight from investigative journalists and criminal experts, explores the horrific crime that claimed the lives of four college students in Moscow, Idaho. The Idaho college murderers. It's actually not that bad, but it doesn't tell you anything that we didn't already know. But it's kind of cool to see how they caught the dude they pretty much had him nailed from the beginning he was so stupid he left like how he got caught was he left the knife sheath in the place that had dna on it

they knew what car it was. They figured out that he was the only person in town that drove that car. And then you find out that he's studying to become a criminal investigator. You're like, it's okay. And then you find out that he was doing a study where he reached out to

people who were in prison who had committed murder and was like, so what are some of the things you wish you'd done differently? And it was stupid. Are you? And then like changed his license plate a couple of days after, like everything he did was so dumb. Got it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then he's driving across the country with his dad and he gets pulled over and you have, they have like the body cam from the cop. And I guess he's like tailgating too close to someone and so

he gets pulled over for that you can get pulled over for that yeah don't tailgate oh shit i tailgate so bad yeah you also can get uh pulled over for murder but yeah yeah just don't do either of those things so the body cam so he's like where are you guys going and the fucking idiot murderer goes we're gonna go get thai food And his dad's like, no, what? No. We're driving across the country. Why would you say that? Like, that's not what we're doing.

Like, maybe we'll get Thai food, I guess. But we never even talked about that. Like, what? The guy's an idiot. How old is the guy? Fucking, I don't know. Pretty young guy. He also.

That's what I was thinking. He let someone see him in the house. Didn't kill him. Oh. And the person was like, he's got really bushy eyebrows. The one guy who has the car, has bushy eyebrows, is studying this particular thing,

is asking criminals how they got away with murder, is changing their license plate, fucking is leaving town. Like, Saddam, you're the worst. So dumb. You're the worst criminal investigator. I wish that one of the ex-murderers wrote back and was like, hey, don't change your license plate.

Don't flee the state. Every time he left home, he would leave with gloves on. They've got footage of him going to CVS with black gloves on. If I see anybody out that's wearing gloves, murderer. I know you did it. Wait, I wear gloves a lot. You do you do yeah they're very on trend right now like surgical gloves no no no like black leather gloves that's what i'm talking about i'm talking about like oh you said black leather gloves no surgical like latex gloves oh who would do that yeah anyways that was not so bad but anyways i thought that

was very funny that's so funny i randomly watched anything my mom buys on Amazon Prime. I just watch it because I'm like, well, she paid 20 bucks for it. So I just watch it. Do you remember when the movie Priscilla came out? No. It's not that old. Okay. But it's basically obviously like kind of the Elvis story.

But from Priscilla's perspective, it's actually more about like her and how she was kind of her life, you know, instead of his, which is an interesting angle. Jacob Elordi plays Elvis in this. Um, did you watch it because of that? I feel like you have a crush on him. No, I don't really, no, I'm not really that into him, but I will say I, I loved Austin Butler as Elvis so much. I thought I would like not be having it with anybody else as Elvis. I actually really liked Jacob Elordi as Elvis. I thought he did a good job. I liked butler as elvis so much i thought i would like not be having it with anybody else's elvis i actually really liked jacob alorti as elvis i did a good job i liked the movie i liked seeing her side of it and like learning more about like their relationship kind of like through her story

i guess my mom said it's based off of a book called like elvis and me or something that my mom's obsessed with and is right and has and loves only thing i didn't love is i'm not sure i loved the actress choice for Priscilla. Which that's tough because that's the name of the movie. I know, like she's it. It's not that her acting was bad or anything like that. I just like she wasn't selling Priscilla to me. Like I wasn't buying it that she was Priscilla.

When teenage Priscilla Bail You. Is that how you say it in Washington? Bail You? Not sure. Don't know. Meets Elvis Presley, the man who's already a meteoric rock and roll superstar, becomes someone entirely unexpected in private moments. A thrilling crush.

An ally in loneliness. A vulnerable best friend. Priscilla. My only thing is like, wasn't she like 13 when they got together? Yes. Fucking gross, dude. Yeah, she was in ninth grade when they met. Okay. Super sketch. Okay. like 13 when they got together yes fucking gross dude yeah she was in ninth grade when they met okay super sketch um okay yeah and like nobody it's weird i guess like different times i don't

know nobody no like a married couple took like went to her parents and said hey can we take priscilla to elvis's house for like a party and they and everybody was like yeah yeah yeah yeah like this yeah and it's like what no no yeah you know the thing i really liked about it is i think when you hear the elvis story or like you you know you see elvis the movie and whatnot like you always like the majority of the story is about his music career because that's what he's famous for but there was really like i don't think there were any live performance shot like scenes in this movie like it really wasn't about that at all it was purely about like his personal life and what it was like with the two of them at home and what it was like when he came home from shows and,

you know, all that. So I think seeing that side of it and like, I don't know, getting the visual of like that storyline was really interesting. Yeah. Cause I was like, how can you do all this again?

But it's, it was good. I liked it. Yeah. Uh, ninth grade, just going to go ahead and just, it's ninth grade. I know Because I was like, how can you do Elvis again? But it was good. I liked it. Yeah. Ninth grade. Just going to go ahead. I know. It's ninth grade.

I know. By the way, did you see the thing that people thought that Elvis was still alive and he was pretending to be like a pastor in like middle America? No. It was dumb. A lot of wives here sent me this. They're like, you need to get in on this trend or whatever. And then the guy was like, he had to come out on social media and be like, I'm not Elvis Presley, but thank you.

And then I also saw that Donald Trump was like, a lot of people think that I look like Elvis Presley. Who thinks that? No one thinks that. Dude, people who like MAGA people love, they think he's so handsome. Oh my God.

I know. That scares me for the country. Totally. Who are you voting for? We got to get someone else out there. How do we do that? I don't know. Can you run?

I would literally vote for you over anybody that's running right now. You need a job. Can you just run? Yeah. You know who should do it? It's Ben Higgins should be the one that does it. I would vote for Ben in a second. Can we get someone who's not about to die?

Could that, you know, you have an age limit. You know, you have to be 35 years of age to run for office. Which is fine. Totally fine. Totally fine. Can we have a maximum? Like, you can't be over 70. No.

Like my mom, she's in her seven. My dad's in his eighties. Wow. Yeah, my parents are old. I was the youngest of five, don't forget. And I'm like, I couldn't feel comfortable with letting you guys run a general store, let alone the country, you know?

Yeah. Like I can't allow you to run like the itinerary for the family vacation like you can't be in charge of that okay you're gonna fuck that up there's no way in hell that you could fucking run the country the family vacation it gets me because that's so important and a hard job The family vacation itinerary gets me. Because that's so important and a hard job. Mom, I'm overlooking the itinerary. It says you want to do yoga at 530 in the morning. We're not doing that.

Then it says you want to drive four hours to go see a fucking cavern. What? What? That's a whole day. I'm dead. That's too good. Like if we're considering not allowing them to drive. Yeah. You know,

like, I don't know. Like I think Donald Trump can drive. I don't know if he should be. Yeah. I don't know if, like, I think Donald Trump can drive. I don't know if he should be. Yeah, I don't know. I see him, like, in golf carts. He seems like he's fine with it. This is such a funny, like, Donald Trump thing.

So at his golf courses, he has a cart that doesn't have a— most golf carts have a governor on them. Like, there's a limit to how fast they can go. But you can take that off, and they can go really, really fast. He always has his governor taken off so he can drive down the fairway faster than everybody else. So he can cheat. It's like a very well-known thing that he cheats a lot of golf,

which is so funny. Um, just tracks, you know, totally. It's also very telling as someone who plays a lot of golf, a lot of business people, they say that they want to watch like who they're going to hire or who they're going to work with play golf because you can see how they, how they would

act, um, in, in business. And I don't know if it's good or bad, but like Donald Trump will do anything to win. Right. Yeah. Including maybe, maybe that's a good thing. I'm not really sure. Um, but like, I'm not, I'm not really sure if like Joe Biden should be driving anywhere. Not either. But like I'm not really sure if like Joe Biden should be driving anywhere. Definitely not. Right? And so if you can't drive.

Then you can't run the country. You cannot run the country. No. If you can't go get in a car and go get milk from the county market that you run, you can't run the country. No. That's the rule. I agree. I wish we could all come together as a country, sit them both down,

and be like, guys, guys, we want to be president. And we'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to put you in a home, though. And that's going to be best for everybody. But we want to be the president of the United States. You can be the president of Del Boca Vista in Florida. Okay?

You can coordinate all the shuffleboard times. Oh, my God. But you can't run the country. You guys are both too fucking old. I think to be the president, you should be in your 50s. I think 40s is fine, too. 40s is okay, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. 40s, 50s, 60s. No. It's getting sketch. It's getting up there. Yeah. It's getting up there. I agree.

Wow. Do you think that the Democrats are going to run Joe Biden? I guess. I know. I've been hearing like conspiracy. What else are they going to do? I've been hearing conspiracy theories that like come like May, Joe's going to step back and Michelle Obama is going to come in and like it's going to be a landslide. That would be a dream come true.

I agree. Wow. Because I could trust Michelle Obama to handle the family vacation itinerary. Absolutely. I think she could drive a car still definitely yeah also like women are just elite so are they though lately like i've been thinking about this a lot lately i've been it's it's so stupid but it plays in my head that dumb tiktok sound that's that's the viral one that's like, how hard can it be?

Boys can do it. Or like, how hard can it be? Boys do it. And like, if I ever question, this isn't a good example, but like mechanics or something that like, it's typically men, right? That are mechanics. But I think if I rolled up and like there was a woman mechanic, I think my initial reaction would be to question that wow but like then i took a second and i was like but wait why would i do that because how hard can it be boys do it totally you know and like women are smarter so why would i trust a man to do anything i agree stupid i agree women are smarter and better at multitasking absolutely pay me better attention to detail but if you're so smart why haven't you guys been the president yet figure it out because men be

tying us down no one wants these two old fucks in the white house okay trust me there's some people that want trump in the white house i know i think they want like chaos. They want more money in their pockets. That's what they want. I guess, but like nothing really changed. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I wish you girls would take over. I'm tired of listening to these assholes. I think it's slowly happening.

I don't know. I do. But then you have Chelsea. Jimmy, why do you have friends? She's making us look bad. Why do you have, you have friends? She's setting look bad why do you have you have friends she's setting us back you're gonna make me cookies jesus christ some stuff that i want to share with you okay you know a lot of people come to me and they say wells like do you have any like life advice

and you know i try they yeah no they don't and i try to i try to like you know give good life advice um to no one to nobody and i saw this and i thought this was really funny Yeah, no, they don't. And I try to like, you know, give good life advice. To no one. To nobody. And I saw this and I thought this was really funny. You know, a lot of people say the best revenge in life is success. Yeah, they do say that. But if you just go out there into the world and crush it, that'll get it. That'll show them.

Yeah. Wrong. Wrong. That's a loser mentality. Exactly. It is. The best revenge is to actually follow someone when they leave their work okay you're in your car and you follow them and when they're walking

down their street towards their home you mount the curb wow and you actually mow them down and when they bounce off your windshield and are laying on the ground struggling to breathe you go up and lean down and whisper in their ear gotcha i mean that's just a much more satisfying way to get revenge than becoming successful that's what i'm talking that's fantastic why don't you make videos like that for tiktok i should that's so funny that needs to be your thing yeah that's what i should do we should get the wife tears to writing questions for advice that i should give them. Yeah. And then you answer. I used to have a, we used to have a bit, uh, what was it called? It was, uh,

Wells done or something like that. Didn't we have a bit that was called something like that? I don't remember that. I don't know. Oh, tips to living Wells. Oh, that's right. You remember that tips to living? Well, ask me a question. Let me see if I can do one. Well, as my boss is an asshole, what do I do? This is a tough one. But, you know, a lot of people, when they're struggling with work productivity and specifically meeting your boss's expectation, they'll say, you know, just get, you got to work harder. You got to kind of, you know, head the grindstone, like really, like really put in the extra hours. And I say, no, I say that's a bad, it's a bad thing. Cause

then that's the, me, the expectation that you have to work really, really hard just to make this one person happy. What I would suggest is every day go into his office and say, Hey, Mr. Johnson, I'm going on a coffee run. Can I get you anything? And he will inevitably say, say, yes, I'd like a, you know, an Americano, please, two sugars. And what you do is you go down to the Starbucks, you get that Americano, but on the way back, you stop at a CVS. And here's the trick. And this is the thing that people don't think about. You stop at the CVS and you get some Clorox bleach. And what you do is that you put the Clorox bleach in the Americano and you slowly poison that man to death. And then eventually, when he's dead, you take his job.

Tips to living wells. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Literally. Well, Wells told me to put Clorox in his coffee. But slowly. Right, because that makes it better. literally what else told me to put more but slowly right because that makes it better just like a thimble full every day and every day slowly more and more until you know

you burnt you completely burn his stomach lining and he bleeds out there you go dark mm-hmm so talking about beyonce's country song and i was like this song sounds like something i kept on being like i just can't put my finger on it but this song sounds like something and then finally someone on tiktok figured it out and i want to play it for the YFTers out there. Okay. This ain't Texas. Do you remember Frank and the Turtles?

No. Coming to your house One step to the right Hey, it's Franklin Coming to your house It's Franklin Hey! Did you read the caption? What did the caption say? I don't know if it's true, but it said the writer of that theme song

was asked about it and said, just read it. Bruce Coburn. And what did he say? The writer of Franklin has responded and said anyone who thinks Beyonce stole this song is a huge fucking idiot and maybe the dumbest people's ever existed. Damn it, Bruce Coburn. I know. Damn it. Come on, bro.

Take the paycheck. By the way, the reason, that's so funny. That's why I started the show with the story about Bruce Coburn. So I brought this up to like get it ready for the show. So on Lightning 100 in my early days, I'll just tell you really, really quickly. We were playing a Bruce Coburn song. And Bruce spells his last name C-O-C-K-B-U-R-N. And I wasn't a fan of his, but we were playing a song

and I was like, all right, that was Bruce Cockburn's new one. And one of my buddies had to be like, you know, it's Bruce Coburn. It's not Bruce Cockburn. And I was like, ah. And you were live, huh? Yeah, of course.

Damn. Bruce Cockburn. Everybody, Bruce Cockburn. We have some fuck you very muches, I thought. Let's do them. Let's do a couple. This comes from CanyonCheer90. Subject line, best episode, so entertaining.

Five stars, thanks for that. The pickle boy and donut girl was so awesome and so entertaining, thank you. You guys are so funny, and I have a long commute for work, and it feels like a breeze. I'm listening to you guys. You have good recommendations, and I like listening to you rant

and your input on Batch and Love is Blind. I like pickles, but by themselves and I love a good donut too. Haha, love you guys. So nice, Canyon Chair. So nice. People are getting away from the idea of making fun of us, but anyways.

This comes from RedCleats55. F you very much, subject line five stars. Thanks for that. Hi guys, I love the podcast, but can you get back to the roots of it? Wells, maybe start talking about shows or events besides The Bachelor rather than bits you find on TikTok. I'm here for the show recommendations.

Brandy, you have overused the word true. True. Maybe add more substance to the conversation. Finally, can the two of you pick a show and break it down weekly like you've done with Love is Blind or any series? Thanks. Love you too. You do use true a lot. True. I

agree with that. Yeah, let's fuck another word. Here's the thing. We did it with like iconic. Yes. Or cute. Cute. Well, if you would start this Apple Plus show, we could dissect it every week. I will do the Apple Plus show. That'd be great.

I don't know how many episodes are out, but... We used to do it with Game of Thrones, but there isn't a show that's like that these days, you know? No. And that's the problem with television. True. This comes from Holly Colorado. Subject line, the fourth wing.

Five stars, thanks for for that F you very much I took Wells' recommendation to listen to the fourth wing I was hooked instantly I had an upcoming dentist appointment that was going to last a very long time and thought listing the book during the appointment would be a great idea well it wasn't until I got to the end

of the book I had no. I was about to enter the most graphic sex scene while three people were hovering over me with their hands in my mouth. I was unable to reach my phone to turn off the book or turn down my headphones. This day, I don't know what my dentist thinks about me. Love the book. Love the second book. Love the show. I love the fact that you were getting all hot and bothered while someone was shoving tools in your mouth sounds terrible by the way i've got a dentist appointment coming up and i floss pretty regularly i think this is me in my new series i'm gonna floss and video it gross kind of whatever and put it on instagram and show that when i spit out, I do not bleed. Okay?

Okay. And then when I go to the dentist and they floss and they're like, you got a lot of blood, I'm going to say, this is bullshit. This is total bullshit. When I floss at home, which I do regularly, I don't bleed. You know why I bleed, doc? It's because you've been scraping the fuck out of my gums with metal tools.

True. I don't have gingivitis. You just have fucking archaic medieval tools in my god dang mouth. Seriously, though. It's true. I know. Love the FD very much. Please go rate and review, and we will read them.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Not really. Do you want us to end? Do you guys want us to end every show with a joke from me? I don't. I like it when we go out with music. All right, so two priests are... I like it when we go out with music. All right, so two priests are driving down the street, right?

Two priests? Two priests. Okay. And they get pulled over by a cop. The cop comes up to the window, and the priest rolled down the window. And he said, what seems to be the problem, officer? The officer turns to the priest and says, we're looking for two men who have been sexually abusing a young boy in town.

And, you know, one priest looks over at the other priest and he's like, oh God. And finally, the priest in the driver's seat turns to the cop and says, fine, we'll do it. Oh, good joke. I'm not sure you can leave that in. Why? I mean, I don't know.

A, I'm not the bad guy for being known for diddling little boys. That's the Catholic religion. Okay. Of which I am a Catholic. I know. I think I can say it. I'm allowed to say it.

Okay. I think this would be great to go out on. All right, YF2s, we love you. I can't hear it. It's the Franklin song. That's what I thought. Yeah. What's today?

Hey, if you live in Nashville or you find yourself in Nashville this weekend, I'm DJing at Garth Brooks' brand new bar called Friends in Low Places. So, original. It's their grand opening weekend down on Broadway and it looks cool as fuck, actually. The whole rooftop is called The Oasis

and they've got palm trees and cool lights and yeah, it'll be fun. I bet you there's better songs that he could have chosen from. I mean, that's his biggest song, right? Yeah. I got friends in low

places. My favorite is Calling on Baton Rouge. It's a good one. Yeah. I also like the song I Went to Work for Her That Summer. The song about a young boy being

abused by an older woman. Oh. Great job. Great songwriting. On that note. Alright, we're out of here. Gotta go. great job great great song writing on that note alright we're out of here gotta go bye bye

bye bye priest turns to the cop and says fine we'll do it It's Franklin. Priest turns to the cop and says, fine, we'll do it. So dumb. That's a good joke. Can you at least give me credit that it's a good joke? Yeah, it's funny.

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