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Episode Date: May 18, 2022Brandi had a great time in Florida and Wells had a terrible time at the dentist. If you have dentist phobia, you might want to try and get on Brand-eye’s level and toss back a few White Claws before... starting the show. This week your hosts have some faves and some potentially overhyped content for you, and Wells reads a hilarious article about him and Sarah that you’re not going to want to miss. Also, Scott Disick and Corinne?? What? Plus, young Nikki has some new tunes out, and lastly, Brandi gets candid about her feelings for Taylor Swift. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Dooney & Bourke — Go to Dooney.com/YFT and use the code YFT before April 30, 2022 for 20% off your first order Nutrafol  — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping on every order. Only available to US customers for a limited time Betterhelp — Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething for 10% off your first month Zocdoc — Go to Zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for FREEÂ
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I have had two white claws and I'm feeling pretty good right about now.
Wow.
Because I haven't eaten any food today.
That's how you do it.
What white claw flavor did you go with?
I think it was black chair.
Watermelon.
Wow.
That's one of my least favorite ones is watermelon.
It's really the only one I like of White Claws.
Really?
Yeah, White Claws are not my favorite, but I buy the all-watermelon pack because of White Claws.
I love that flavor.
Wow.
No, I can handle watermelon.
I think we all know that the lime one is hot garbage.
Yeah, it sucks.
I'm a black cherry boy.
It's all right.
You know?
I like my...
You know what's overrated?
What?
I shouldn't even say it in case everyone has hashtag sponsored the pod.
Yeah.
But the Topo Chico.
Oh, yeah.
Their seltzers are not it.
No, stick to water, guys.
I don't like them.
I would say Vizzy.
I think Vizzy is my fave.
Vizzy and
Truly are too sweet for me.
I like the Vizzys, though, a lot.
I like their flavors. They're very creative
with their flavors. I appreciate that.
So is White Claw your fave?
White Claw is my fave. I don't like
High Noons either. Those are also too
sweet. Yeah, I don't like those Noons either. Those are also too sweet.
Yeah, I don't like those either.
You know what I like, and I think it's a Canadian-only thing,
is the nude seltzers.
Have you had those?
No.
They're above busy.
They're my favorite, but they're hard to find.
Okay.
It's good to know.
Yeah.
Where are you that your internet sucks so hard
that we've had to wait three hours to do this podcast?
So let me tell you, let me tell podcast so let me tell you let me tell
you let me tell you so i have a rare weekend off and i was like you know what i'm gonna go to the
motherfucking beach because it's only seven hours away and i'm gonna go so i'm down in florida uh
i'm in the 30a area if you're familiar it's the panhandle of course um so seaside is kind of like
destin the hot spot here i'm just south of Destin,
just north of Panama City Beach.
Watercolor.
Yeah, I mean, I'm right next to Watercolor.
Exactly.
Watercolor, Alice Beach, Rosemary Beach.
I'm in like that stretch.
And drove down this morning,
and it's a seven-hour drive.
It's not terrible.
And, you know, we're like reaching
hour six, minute 54.
We're like almost here. And we turn onto the last turn before our Airbnb. And all of a sudden,
there's all this traffic. And it's only like three o'clock. We're like, what the hell?
And we're in all this traffic. And then everyone's turning around. And we're like,
what's going on? This is the way in. This is the way in. I don't know how to go another way.
That's where the beach is. And everyone's turning around. We're like what's going on this is the way in this is the way in i don't know how to go another way that's where the beach is and everyone's turning around we're like what the
fuck so we have to go the long way add another 30 minutes on come to find out there is a wire
a telephone wire an internet wire i don't know what it is there's a wire down and they've closed
the street to repair it and apparently that took out the internet in the whole area they said we
were lucky to have power at all so i I felt bad complaining, but I did complain.
So I was like, all right, I'm going to go to the beach
and watch the sunset and have two white claws
while I wait for them to repair the internet.
And then I came back and at first it wasn't working
and I started to panic and I was like,
I'm going to have to use a hotspot.
Well, I'm going to be so pissed.
He has very high expectations for connection
and for audio quality.
Sure I do.
And here we are and it's working, which is great.
I like that they tried to gaslight you
and being like you're you're lucky you have power yeah because that's how it works the cable lines
and the power lines are the same yeah that's what you tell a bunch of girls who have no idea what's
going on to make i'd be like fuck you man are different lines. Do not try to do this to me.
All right?
Oh, they did.
They were like, you're lucky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Half the area is without power.
Count your blessings.
Yeah, exactly.
Have another white claw.
Settle down.
I do love that area.
And what I love about that area, if you haven't been to the Destin area,
there's a couple things that you'll see on every single car you will see
the 30a sticker which is a three and then a zero and then but the zero is uh got like little
sunshine rays on it and for years while I was living in the south I didn't know what the fuck
that meant and I just thought it was like some sort of sunscreen that like everyone loved that
they were like i gotta it's like like the apple sticker like i gotta throw this on my car because
it's i love sunscreen like i love 30 spf this is my thing i was wrong about that the other thing
that every car has down there it's got a yeti sticker yeah they got a yeti sticker on their
car because they identify as people who really enjoy a cold beverage.
Hey, I enjoy that.
I do too.
But also like you got a cooler company on your car?
Come on.
You're better than that.
And then they also, a lot of people have salt life.
Dude, they are fucking living the salt life.
It's always in like kind of like graphic writing.
We're like, oh, this guy's a badass.
He like really loves the seas.
Like a modern day Jack Sparrow over here living that salt life.
Those are the things that you will see on every car.
I feel like it's also frequent to see the ones you love of your whole family,
the stickers of your family on the back of the car.
Yeah.
You love those.
I mean, they're the worst and it's also like so easy
you know if you're a kidnapper to be to identify what cars you know come on oh yeah well that's
cool that you're down there i i do i do like that part of the country it's uh it's fun it's very
pretty the sand is is so soft yeah and it's white. It's beautiful.
The water is so pretty.
It's blue and just very calm, I feel like, for an ocean.
I mean, we're on the Gulf, so it is gorge.
And it's a short seven-hour drive from my house.
They got good redfish down there.
They got some blue crab there.
That's real good.
Ooh, that sounds bomb.
Yeah.
We have a reservation at a sushi.
Well, I think it's actually like a restaurant, like a seafood restaurant but they're they have really good sushi i'm really excited about it oh nice
well i'm glad that you're on vacation in florida um because i today what i got to do
was go to the dentist which is always but you know what what you know what laughing gas is so great
i don't get that though i was thinking about that when I was at the dentist today.
So you take laughing gas.
Are you allowed to drive afterwards?
Yeah.
They hit you with some oxygen when you're done,
and you just got to hit the oxygen for 10 minutes,
and you're good to go.
Dude, I just don't like the implied criticism going in there.
Just right off the bat so the first thing after you know like
hey i'm you know the tech nice to meet you is how many days a week do you floss and you know what
i've decided that i'm just not going to be that guy anymore that just lying like when the doctor's
like how many alcoholic drinks you have a week i don't know fucking 47 maybe give or take you're
always like i don't know like three or four that's fucking take. You're always like, I don't know, like three or four.
That's fucking a lie.
So I said, if I'm being honest, three to four times a week,
which I feel like that is very good.
Very good.
And she started to shame me a little bit,
being like, you really need to be flossing every day.
And I was like, you know what?
I feel like I floss more than most people in the country,
in the world.
And I just don't feel like I should be shamed for this.
All right? And here's the thing, which is the truth. I do floss. I floss half of the week, in the world. And I just don't feel like I should be shamed for this. All right?
And here's the thing, which is the truth.
I do floss.
I floss half of the week, okay?
Here's like the little trick that they've got, okay?
So they put you in the little chair and they fucking x-ray you.
And by the way, hey guys, hey, fucking dental community,
can we get the x-ray plastic
to not shred the inside of my mouth every single time is that a possibility
why does it have to be this like fucking hard-ass square that digs into my gum line no thank you
all right this is already bad you're already shooting radiation into my mouth i love that
they're like let me put this lead blanket on you just in case the radiation goes in your body. We wouldn't want that.
Oh, no, it's okay to shoot it into my brain, though.
What logic is this?
But anyways, they sit you down.
You know, they fucking x-ray you to death.
I think the x-ray thing is a racket because they're like, do we need to do x-rays?
And I'm like, I don't know.
Do we?
And they're like, no. You got to just start saying no. That's what I do. We got to do x-rays and i'm like i don't know do we and they're like you gotta just start saying no we gotta we gotta do x-rays why do you even
ask all right come here every six months and i gotta do x-rays every time i don't know why we're
asking if we're just we're just doing it then we're doing it if we're not we're not but i just
i'm super excited for this fucking brain cancer i'm getting because i know that the lead blanket isn't going to fix my head. So back to the flossing thing.
They start fucking picking at your teeth, right?
And they got some medieval micro scythes that they're just going in there and they're just
scraping the fuck out of your teeth.
And it sounds like hot death, by the way.
So scary.
And I'm sitting there thinking- This is why you need the way so scary and i'm sitting there thinking why
you need the laughing gas and i'm sitting there laughing gas pop in your airpods put on a playlist
you don't hear any of it i'm sitting there thinking this has got to be terrible for my
enamel you are just grinding into my teeth i know you're getting the plaque out but you're also just
like just gotta be ripping off like so many layers of tooth I don't really know how teeth work but just to me it doesn't seem like the right thing so they fucking go in there
with this grim reaper tool and they're just scraping scraping and then they're like oh we
gotta get the high powered fucking water jet they can cut through diamonds with to get this plaque
out so they go in there they're shooting that into your gum line and sometimes you know you know, they're not, they're not fucking perfect in there. And there's sometimes
they'll get in there and they'll, it'll hit little nerve and some gum and they do all that.
And then they decide to floss and they have the audacity to tell you that you are fucking
bleeding by the gums when they're flossing. So you don't floss as much as you say you do.
Bleeding by the gums when they're flossing.
So you don't floss as much as you say you do.
Motherfucker, you just came in there with so many tools.
All right?
You are shredding up my mouth like a fucking cornfield.
Of course my mouth is bleeding.
I don't do this before I go to bed.
I fucking just floss.
And also, by the way, the way that they floss, they are getting their back and forth they're like they like i think they're all saying it's like they do they want blood like there will be blood like we're gonna do this so the answer is always you
don't floss enough because you're bleeding like a stuck pig in there because they've fucking gone
full medieval on your mouth for the first 30 minutes. And also, lady, I need you to do some more fucking saliva suckage, all right?
I'm fucking drowning over here.
Oh, yeah.
Drowning.
Jeez Louise, I'm getting waterboarded by my own saliva.
I'm going to fucking get in there and suck it out.
Oh, my God.
Is the rant over?
That was a good bit.
Yeah, I think it's done.
Okay, here's some pro tips.
That was great.
That was hilarious.
Pro tips. a bit yeah i think it's okay here's some pro tips that was great that was hilarious pro tips
number one you're really only you really only have to get x-rays once a year so every other
time you go in there you say no fucking no we're not doing x-rays it's too expensive no that's what
i say every other time i'm like no absolutely not i'm amazed you say no so much if you put in your
airpods and take the laughing gas,
you don't have to listen to them bitch about how you don't floss.
You don't have to listen to all those tools.
You don't have to listen to any of it.
You're just in your own blissful world, high as fuck, on the laughing gas,
listening to whatever it is you want to listen to.
War on Drugs is what you always listen to.
War on Drugs is excellent.
So is, oh God, I'm blanking.
What's that band? blocks they sing alt j
oh it's a great one yeah it's a great one i'm telling you you're really missing out i don't
know about your dentist but my dentist does not charge extra for laughing gas and honestly that's
the play because it's people are so much easier to work on it's so it's like if they're high like
that's the way to do it like don't
charge for laughing gas your job's gonna be so much easier because all your patients aren't
gonna give a fuck yeah i need to do it next time i my thought was like i i can't get on the 405
driving a stick shift you can if i've been fucking giggly goo over here oh yeah oh yeah you can
trust me i'm a pro apparently so yeah that's amazing. We should start the show, though, I think.
Yeah, we should.
That was funny, though.
Yeah.
All right.
Why don't you go first?
Hopefully it's as funny when I'm sober, but it is funny.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Wells and a drunk on White Claw Brandi.
I would say tipsy.
I wouldn't say I'm drunk.
That's great.
You know, just buzzing, buzzing.
Yeah, you're on that perfect level.
You got to maintain, though.
That's the thing.
You got to pop another watermelon here in a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to drink one glass of water in between.
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah.
Very, very smart.
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I got to go to New York tomorrow.
Gotta.
Gotta go to New York.
Oh God, these fucking dogs.
I hear them.
Speaking of, it's Sarah's wardrobe for New York.
Oh, oh, how is it to have Sarah home? Are you thrilled?
Having Sarah home
is great, but here's
the thing. She got home and
we immediately have to go
to New York for Upfront to go work.
She has to promote her shows.
I got to promote mine. It's like
whirlwind. She has a couple
auditions out there and stuff.
Then we come back here and then we have to go do a photo shoot for like engagement photos and stuff.
Big deal.
So it's like never ends, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
But anyways, yeah, I'm going to New York City.
Don't want to.
Got to.
We were thinking about going to SNL.
That's always a good time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's flying all day and then going there and then the after party.
I've never done it, but like...
Oh, the after party is so fun.
I know, but I don't know.
I need like a couple days to get ready for an after party.
No, just drink on the plane.
You'll be great.
No, if I drink on the plane, then I'll have no energy.
No, no, no, no.
You just got to keep drinking.
Well, give this girl a couple white claws and all of a sudden she's fucking... No, if I drink on the plane, then I'll have no energy. No, no, no, no. You just gotta keep drinking. Wow.
Give this girl a couple white claws and all of a sudden she's fucking...
I'm ready to party!
You got some fave things, bro, or what?
You know what?
I did start...
I don't know if you ever got into this show, but HBO does this little show called Made
for Love.
Did you watch the first season?
No.
Okay, well, season two just came out.
It's not no-name actors.
The guy in it is familiar,
the guy that plays the lead.
I can't remember his name.
Billy something?
But it's cute.
It's an easy watch.
The episodes are short.
I think they're like 30 minutes, maybe 40.
And it's kind of like this sadistic humor or something.
It's like dark humor.
It's funny, but it's kind of dark at the same time.
I don't know entirely know what's going on in season two,
but there's a dolphin in it.
And I really liked the dolphin.
Her name is Zelda and they can talk to the dolphin and it's pretty cool.
It's,
it's a,
it's a little futuristic also like this,
the lead guy,
he's kind of like the Steve jobs of like whatever time they're in.
And he's created all this crazy tech where he,
and they live in this place called the hub and the hub is basically like you virtually you can be anywhere you want but you're in the hub
and he puts chips in people's brains like all this crazy new age shit and then he basically in
season one like meets this girl and decides he's obsessed with her and what he wants her to be his
wife so he puts a chip in her brain without her permission so that he can know what she's thinking and what she and all this stuff all the time and like see what she sees
all the time it's crazy and she goes like all like a lot of season one not knowing about this
chip then she finds out and of course she's furious so she's like get this fucking chip
out of my brain right towards the end of season one so i don't want to ruin it for you but season
two obviously the chip is out but she's back in the hub. And so it's interesting.
The second go around, she knows what's going on.
She's fully aware of all the things.
And she's using it to her advantage to get what she wants, which I really appreciate.
So it's cute.
It's good.
It's a good watch.
What is the name of the show?
Made for Love.
Oh, yeah, I have seen this.
Ray Romano's in it.
Oh, yeah, he is. A young woman on the run after 10 years in a suffocating marriage to a tech billionaire
suddenly realizes that her husband has implanted a revolutionary monitoring device in her brain
that allows him to track her every move.
HBO Max's Made for Love.
That girl's in everything these days.
What else is she in?
Well, she's in...
What was that little movie that she... She was in Palm Springs. Yeah, that one. She's great everything these days. Her name. What else is she in? Well, she's in, what was that little movie that she-
She was in Palm Springs.
Yeah, that one.
She's great in Palm Springs.
She was in The Wolf of Wall Street.
She was in Fargo.
Yeah, she's killing it.
She's good.
Yeah.
I like her.
That looks good.
I have a, it's not a least favorite thing.
It is a, I feel like a lot of people hyped this up
and it didn't live up to it thing.
Okay.
When Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz's The Batman came out,
people were talking about this like it was the best Batman
that has ever been released, better than Dark Knight Rises
that's crazy to me because one I think that role for for Heath Ledger was transcendent he was so
good in that oh yeah so when I heard people being like this one's better I was like all right fuck
yeah that's gonna be a great movie we We watched it last night. It's good.
Don't get me wrong.
I love the film noir aspect of it.
Like, that's cool.
I love the humanity that is Batman right now.
Like, he's not just, like, unstoppable.
But in no way, shape, or form, my friends, is it anywhere near Dark Knight Rises.
It's not even playing the same game, let alone on the same playing field.
And here's the thing that really kind of annoyed me about it,
and I get it when you start a series,
it's going to be a little fragmented because you want it to go in a bunch of different ways,
and I get it.
There were just way too many storylines.
You got the Riddler, okay?
Then you got the Penguin, okay?
And then you got Falcone, okay?
And then you have Catwoman.
And then, like, the thing with her dad.
And then you have Batman and his relationship with his father and also with Alfred.
And then, like, the new mayor and the old commissioner and the new commissioner.
Way too many storylines, guys.
Let's just focus on one fucking bad guy.
Maybe two.
But way too many things are happening three hours long no thank
you all right let's cut it down let's work on the next one maybe but no way shape or form is it
anywhere near dark knight the other thing that i think that what i really loved about is it really
scott that did dark knight what he did was the main character wasn't Batman at least in Dark
Knight and then the the one with with Bane Tom Hardy the main character the main characters were
the villain even though like that's not how it was Heath Ledger was up for best supporting let's be
fair he was a star in that but in this one it is Robert Pattinson is the star. But you got to let the villains be the stars.
All right?
Because we all know Batman.
You know that Batman's going to win.
Also, Colin—
I think Christopher Nolan directed Dark Knight.
What did I—who did I say?
Ridley Scott.
Yeah.
When you said it, I was like, Christopher Nolan.
Christopher Nolan, you're right.
Also, I don't understand why Colin Farrell
did so much prosthetics to be the penguin.
Like, let's just go get a fat guy.
You guys probably spent so much money
to get Colin Farrell,
and you can't even tell it's him.
Yeah.
So, like, how does this work?
Is there, like, an origin story in the next one
where Colin Farrell gets to be skinny penguin?
Didn't make a lot of sense.
But anyways.
Skinny penguin. I do like the Batman's Batmobile.
I think that's pretty cool. Okay.
That is, I like that.
And that's kind of it.
Speaking of Colin Farrell though,
I recently watched The Gentleman and I've talked
about this movie before
but Guy Ritchie is a
goddamn genius. And Guy Ritchie and Quentin
Tarantino are the two best contemporary filmmakers of our time I'm sorry like I all of their movies
I love but I was re-watching The Gentleman and as much as I love like Lock, Stock and Sue,
Smoking Barrels or Snatch and Snatch is such a good movie Brad Pitt's so fucking good in that
movie but The Gentleman I, is an absolutely perfect movie.
And if you haven't seen it, you need to.
It's a perfect Guy Ritchie film.
The narration by Hugh Grant is so good.
Matthew McConaughey plays Matthew McConaughey.
So it's whatever you get, what do you get?
Charlie Hunnamguy is so awesome in it.
I love him.
And Henry Golding is a great bad guy.
Colin Farrell is such an amazing reluctant hero.
The film is just so fucking good.
For whatever reason, when you think of Guy Ritchie films,
you just think of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels,
or you think of Snatch, and you don't think of this movie.
But The Gentleman is just so good.
Go watch it.
I need to watch that.
I have not seen it. It's like Hugh Grant is so so good. Go watch it. I need to watch that. I have not seen it.
It's like Hugh Grant is so fucking good in it
because he narrates the entire thing
and he plays this kind of effeminate reporter
that's basically trying to extort the mob money
because he's been following them
and he knows exactly what's going on
and he writes a script for a movie that's of
what's happening in all their lives and he goes and he tells the story through the script to
Charlie Hunnam and it's so great like it's genius I really really like that film are you a western
gal it's funny you say that you know what i watched the first episode of last night that i'd
never seen what did you watch godless no but i wanted to it i was like flipping through stuff
on netflix last night and i was like wait this looks so good but it's it came out like 2018 or
something it's it's kind of old and i was like how did i sleep on this yeah so i just started
that it's really good i mean i was a big western kid but i used to read a lot of westerns like
louis lamore is like my fucking jam and then i went down like a long and lonesome road of like
being a huge billy the kid fan for whatever reason i don't know i mean i've lived a weird life
but they have a there's a new show out.
It's on Epix.
That's the only problem.
It's like, I don't know who's got Epix.
But it's an original series called Billy the Kid.
An epic romantic adventure based on the life of Billy the Kid from his humble Irish roots
and his early days as a cowboy and gunslinger in the American frontier to his pivotal role
in the Lincoln County War
and beyond, Billy the Kid. I will say like just because I've read like every memoir and book
about Billy the Kid, he's a very, very compelling character in Americana. And I watched the first
couple episodes. They're a little slow because they're world building for you. I
imagine if you stick with it and if
you are like a big western person or like
your boyfriend or your husband's into it, this
might be something for them. Alright.
We gotta give something for the guys, you know?
Gotta because there's, you know, at least three
that listen to this podcast, I think.
That's true.
I saw something the other day that just
like really cracked me up life and style
wrote an article about sarah and i okay okay life and style is usually trash yeah oh it's gonna get
worse so then what i think happened was the article was then translated into some other language
okay and then i think what happened was it got translated back into english
and put out and i was reading it and it was the funniest fucking thing in the world because it's
just so weird and wrong okay the headline is they're a trendy couple. Take a glance in Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams' maximum cute moments.
Starts out, paradise!
Exclamation point.
Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams are the easiest result of when fact and TV worlds collide.
Because the trendy circle of relatives, famous person, and bachelor and paradise bartender began relationship in 2018.
The couple have stolen the hearts of enthusiasts all over the place. and Bachelor in Paradise bartender began relationship in 2018.
The couple have stolen the hearts of enthusiasts all over the place.
By the way, I think that they think
that Modern Family is called
the trendy circle of relatives.
That's fucking amazing.
Wells pooped the massive query
in July of 2019.
Think they meant to say popped the question,
but nope, pooped the massive query in July of 2019. I think they meant to say popped the question, but nope, pooped the massive query
in July of 2019
throughout a romantic seaside holiday.
Just like the chivalrous gentleman he is,
okay,
the bachelor country famous person
requested each Sarah's actual folks
and on-screen folks
to invite for her hand in marriage sooner than he proposed
to her. I think what they're trying to say is that I asked permission to marry her by her TV parents
and her real parents. Quote, when my fiance proposed, he requested my ma and pa for his
and her blessing. What are we, living in the old west? Like, are we prairie people?
Ma and pa.
She stated throughout the April 2020 sequence finale
of Trendy Circle of Relatives.
Still love that that's the name of Modern Family.
The Greek captivating actress and radio host
deliberate to get married in August 2020.
So I think what they're trying to say is
the geek charming actress and radio host,
but the geek captivating actress is so pretty funny.
All over January 2018, Visitor Look on Jimmy Kimmel re-signed
the satanic actress published that she met Wells in some way
that's simply as funny as their personalities.
Makes no sense.
Now, not most effective did her
DM her a meme. However, he DM'd her a meme of sliding in her DMs. What the fuck did I just
have a stroke? I don't know what any of that means. In quotes, I assumed him used to be humorous,
and he used to be partial to my display. I noticed him because the bartender and he used to be partial to my display i noticed him because the bartender and i used to
like that's in reality lovely she gushed i don't know what any of that means it's like borat a
little bit like i used to be unmarried clearly we were wow and used to be like, that's really superior and you're being very ahead,
she stated.
However, very assured and attractive,
I favor that.
Wee-woo-wah-woo.
Wow.
Honestly, when you said life and style,
my expectations were very low.
I know.
The trendy relatives, though, is...
The trendy relatives.
So good.
I mean, it would have been a better world
if Modern Family was called The Trendy Relatives.
I think.
Would it or would you be poor because nobody would watch it?
Maybe so.
You know the original name of that show
was supposed to be American Family?
I think I did know that.
It's good they changed it.
I feel like Modern Family is better.
Yeah, definitely's definitely better.
Question.
Have you seen this candy show that Jessica Biel's in on Hulu?
No.
Okay, I need you to watch it because it looks terrifying.
Okay.
And I need to know if I can watch it.
Is it a scary movie or is it like kids making candy?
I think it's a show.
I think it's a show.
It looks very scary.
But Jessica Biel, like, you're like Jessica Biel.
Candy Montgomery
is a 1980s housewife
and mother who did
everything right.
But when the pressure of conformity
builds within her, her actions
scream for just a bit of freedom
until someone tells her
to shush
with deadly results. Candy. it's on hulu you gotta
watch the preview it looks terrifying all right i mean yeah they make her look ugly but jessica
feels hot so it's annoying so that's on my radar my watch list you know it's on mine what the
staircase okay i was gonna ask you about this.
Have you ever seen, do you ever watch season one?
No.
The Staircase, the documentary, I watched.
I was obsessed.
We talked about it on this show a lot.
And then we went into the owl theory and everything.
Yep.
But now HBO has made it into a series with Parker Posey and Colin Firth and Tony Collette
and a bunch of big names.
Aren't they on season two? Or am I incorrect on that?
I think there's only one season so far.
Oh, I thought they just
came out with season two. And I was like,
wait a minute. How did I sleep on season
one? What is going on here?
Well, no. The original one, The Staircase,
on Netflix was a documentary.
So maybe that's what I'm thinking of. I think that's what you're thinking of it now this is like the made
for tv movie of it with it's a movie it's not a show no it's a show it's a it's got eight episodes
so far okay i'm gonna watch this yeah have you started it no i haven't but i loved the documentary and I also don't think he did it.
Ooh, hot take, all right.
Hot take, yeah.
Owl theory, baby.
Owl theory.
Oh, you know what?
I started and I just have such a hard time with subtitles.
Have you seen any of Tokyo Vice?
So funny you say that.
My barber was telling me about that today and he was like, it's so good.
But I was like, this sounds like some subtitle stuff. And he was like, well, some of it's in English and some like it's so good but i was like this sounds like some subtitle stuff and he
was like well some of it's in english and some of its subtitles yeah but ansel elgort is in it and
he is such a freaking cutie and it does sound really good i watched episode one and it was just
tough to get into but i have a feeling it's one of those shows that if you can stick with it
i bet it's really good yeah this is also on hbo hbo
is pumping out some shit um a western journalist working for a publication in tokyo takes on one
of the city's most powerful crime bosses tokyo vice yeah i want to check that out and then the
last thing on my radar i think it just came out is a documentary on netflix called our
father have you seen the preview for this no oh shit okay do you remember i remember the story
coming out but i can't remember when it did but it was a while ago about this fertility doctor
that was like swapping out like his like putting his own sperm, and then all these women who got pregnant
and didn't know it was his sperm, but it was,
and then, like, fast forward,
all these adults are doing, like, 23andMe
and figuring out that they're all related
and traced it back to this frickin' doctor.
Yeah, I remember this story.
After a woman's at-home DNA test
reveals multiple half-siblings,
she discovers a shocking scheme involving
donor sperm and a popular fertility doctor, our father.
It is so fucked up. It's like, what was that guy, the Waco guy, Koresh. It's like Koresh,
but like a guy with a PhD or something. And these poor people, like, I just watched the
preview of this show and I'm already hooked. These people live in this small town and they're like finding this out and they're
like, oh my God, like I just keep getting, you know, email after email saying like, we found new,
you know, relatives or new people or whatever. And, and, and this lady is like, I'm literally
just praying it's not somebody that I've dated or married or like fucked or like something like,
it's just terrifying. each time you get like a
notification of all these new relatives like you're just panicked because the town is small
and everyone and you're finding out you're related to so many people like that must be so scary yeah
it's fucked up very so i'm gonna watch that because you know i love a hot doc i mean but
not a hot doctor i mean i also love that but i love a hot documentary as well. I got some things for the airplane ride tomorrow. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, one thing I did see like in the Bachelor world
that I thought was interesting
was that Scott Disick was photoed with Corinne.
Do you remember Corinne from The Bachelor?
Oh God, yeah.
If Corinne makes it on to Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
well, good for you.
But I tell you what,
remember Corinne had a nanny
that was like,
that would made her
pasta or something?
How could I forget?
If that nanny isn't making
fucking Kim Kardashian
some pasta in the next episode,
I am gonna,
I'm done.
That would be great.
All right.
Well, I mean,
I feel like we got to play
some thick Nick. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, I feel like we got to play some, some thick Nick.
I'm sorry.
Well,
I know that like your sister wanted to be called a young Nikki.
Oh yeah.
But I think thick Nick is a good one.
You know,
honestly,
I'm here for that.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Is that,
is that rude?
I'm not,
I don't think it was when someone says like oh she's thick
that's like a good thing right
it's a compliment yeah absolutely
that's what I thought
and she thinks she's young Nikki
young Nikki
thick Nick
I probably should cut this out
people are going to come after me for it
her ass is pristine
I'll give her that she just released a bunch of tour dates which is super cool uh i think first
she's doing europe and then she's playing some shows in the states she's got a nashville date
i saw there is an la date so i'm gonna expect you to go yeah uh noah's new song is called
mr percocet young nicky young nicky i'm nervous about her all right let's
yeah be safe out there i know Must be someone else's eyes that I look into every night
You're only kind when you're all fucked up
You're only mine till your heart is gone
But I wish you still loved me when your drugs wear off at night i like that it's good i like that baseline You know, it's still a sad song.
Classic Nicki.
But I feel like the music part, actually,
it sounded a little happier,
a little more upbeat than the norm for her.
Yeah, a few less minor chords than we're used to.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Get a no-e.
Do you like Ingrid Andress?
Yeah.
I like her a lot.
Play her a new song.
I haven't listened to it yet, but it's called Seeing Someone Else. better maybe it'd be worse if i had someone to hate blame for all the hurt well this won't work
when you're still in man and i'm not hurt that's good i like that a lot yeah i'm into it ryan adams
romeo and juliet is this him covering dire straits
juliet looks up and she's romeo Hmm. Yep.
I may not.
No. Lose them a kiss and winks as she turns
Then like the sound of thundering clouds on a mountain
Bullets and shells where Juliet fell
Behind the hotel in the garden
Well, it sounds like Ryan Adams.
Sure does.
Yeah.
I'll always love him, but he really lost me when he took that turn and covered Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Here's the thing, though.
Still love you, though, Ryan.
Here's the thing, though.
I thought he did a good job with those songs.
God, here we go.
I mean, like, only Ryan Adams can, like, you know.
Uh-huh.
Oh, God.
I'm going to cut that because people are going to be like,
why is she against Taylor?
Okay, but why can't I have a fucking opinion?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't say I was against Taylor.
I said I was against Ryan Adams covering Taylor.
There's subtext here.
I'm just saying. Yeah, okay. against Ryan Adams covering Taylor. There's subtext here. I'm just saying.
Yeah, okay.
I will keep it in.
All right, well,
go have another white claw, bro.
You know, I think I might.
Get another claw dad in there.
Might.
I think you deserve it.
I mean...
Honestly, okay,
can we just circle back
to the Taylor Swift thing?
Okay.
Obviously, she's not my favorite artist.
Yes.
But she does have a couple songs that I really do appreciate.
Okay.
Maybe that'll help redeem the Taylor Swift haters from hating me so much.
My favorite Taylor Swift song, I have a favorite Taylor Swift song, is Better Man.
God, that's such a good song.
Pearl Jam song?
Number 10 on my top list.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No?
No, she actually wrote it.
I don't know if she wrote it.
She actually wrote it for Little Big Town.
It was their song.
And then she, I think she recorded it
for one of her albums or whatever.
And I do actually really love her version of it.
Okay.
It's a great song.
I mean, she has a good one, so let's be fair.
She's in one or two.
Okay.
Better Man's great.
What's the other one that I really like
Taylor's flower?
I forgot.
Maybe this will
just really help
redeem.
I don't think it is.
Redeem my
situation here.
Yeah.
Ooh.
I almost do.
That's the other
Taylor Swift song
I really like.
Yeah.
Great song. Great song.
Great song.
But Ryan Adams does not need to be singing Taylor Swift.
Let's cut that shit.
Give her a couple claw daddies and she'll say the truth.
All right.
Go enjoy your beach vacation, Florida.
You enjoy your cross-country flight tomorrow.
Can't wait.
Belly up to the bar and the old lounge and drink a Bloody Mary at 7.30 in the morning like a crazy man.
Sounds terrible.
See you on the flip side?
Bye, see ya. the flip side bye see ya
bye
bye we have tears I don't know if I've ever had a Percocet before.
Me either.
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