Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - True Crime, Glass of Wine, in Bed by 9

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

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So this is frustrating because my microphone sounds like trash garbage. My RE20's not working, so now I'm moving over to a SM58 like a peasant over here. Basically, my microphone stopped working, so I'm mad now. Bing-a-ding-a-ding. Bing-bong-boom. Hello. Yo. That took forever dude my fancy microphone doesn't work anymore oh no i actually think it's my preamp processor oh that sounds expensive it is expensive and it's the thing that makes my voice sound very good. And then it also does a thing where it's got a limiter on it. This is a dorky thing, but like your dad would know what I'm talking about. And your sister probably too.

Where like breathing noise, it won't record that. A car driving by, it won't pick up that frequency. And so it makes everything really clean. So this is going to be maybe a dirty episode. I don't know. That's all right. Yeah, it doesn't really matter. I don't know why I'm trying to be all fancy these days. But it's annoying because it's an expensive microphone.

Bitch, don't worry. How long have you had it? A couple years. That's not that long. No, these things should last forever. Yeah. How are you? Sorry I'm late.

Sleepy. Why are you sleepy? I don't know. I think part of being in your mid-30s is constantly being sleepy yeah I feel that I feel that did you get eight hours and you're still sleepy yeah yeah I know it sucks there's nothing really awesome about getting older I feel like every episode we're starting with this like conversation of being old. We're old.

And I don't know if I love that dialogue so much. Yeah, but I feel like our listeners can probably relate. I feel like everyone's like around our age. I hope so. I don't know though. For the most part. I feel like we've got a lot of like Gen Zers out there who's like big into us. Maybe. They're just like, man.

Well, listen up Gen Zers's ears yeah when you hit 34 your knees start going your knees are bad all right so i my house is it's i love the setup because the master bedroom my bedroom is on the main level you know yeah but then there's a whole second floor that has some guest rooms but i don't go up there very often. But when I do, when I go up those stairs, my knees snap, crackle, and pop the whole way, both of them. Yeah. The whole way up. And it can't be good. Like, it really can't. Like, I don't know. I've been Googling all morning what to do, like, preventative measures to, like, stop your knees from deteriorating yeah do you know what like what do i do here you can take osteobiflex that's what i need yeah osteobiflex helps with your joints and then i feel like collagen is a good thing to

be putting in your coffee every day i do that sometimes i wouldn't say every day but i do it almost every day i don't know if it really does anything but uh i do it and because it doesn't taste like anything in my coffee so i'm like yeah if this is great then that's great if it's not i don't know yeah maybe do that but here's the thing my knees don't do that my ankles do it and when i walk up my ankles do it too it snap crackle and pop all the way up here's the thing though it doesn't hurt and like my ankles aren't swollen from it yeah and so my big thing is is that unless your body starts to swell there's nothing wrong i'm probably okay but that might be the case but i'm all about preventative measures this is why i botox my forehead yeah because i don't want to

get to the point where there's a problem i don't ever want to get to the point where my knees are swelling all right i want to avoid that. So here's the thing. For our horses, our performance horses, once they turn a certain age, we inject their joints every six months. With what? With like a hyaluronic acid, like straight hyaluronic acid into the joints. So I'm like, do they do that for people? Yeah.

Surely. Let me get some of that hyaluronic acid in my joints. So I'm like, do they do that for people? Yeah, surely. Let me get some of that hyaluronic acid in my joints. Sounds great. And like hyaluronic acid is like what's in face serums to like prevent aging on your skin. So like there have to be HA injections for people. That's what I need. That's where I'm. So if you if you've done it, hello, wife tears, if you've done any sort of joint injections or anything like that and have some recommendations for me, please slide into my DM and let me know because the knees are not sounding great. And you don't even run. Like I run about five miles every day.

I don't know. So that's where we are. Yeah. Well, good luck. I wish you the best. Like old people being like, don't forget to take your ginkgo biloba if you don't want to lose your memory. And make sure you take fish oil for your skin and your health. And make sure you take your centrium silver because we're old and dying.

Fish oil makes your breath smell so rank. I refuse to take that. I know, but that's a thing people take. People are into fish oil. I know that. I know. I know. But then people take. People are into fish oil. I know that. I know. I know. But then you burp it up all day.

I've tried it. No, thanks. It's nasty. There was a breath mint situation that you swallowed. Do you remember that? I was never really into breath mints. That's a weird take. Not a big breath mint guy.

I don't know. I feel like there's two types of people in this world. And it's people that constantly have breath mints on them. And it's people that just don't. And I was never really one of those people. You know what I did love, though, that were so popular for a hot sec were the Listerine strips you put on your tongue. Big fan of Listerine strips. Big fan.

Love those. I got introduced to them doing Bachelor because you can't have gum, obviously, but you got to make out maybe sometimes or in my case, never. In your case, never. Not one time. Well, one or two times and then a bunch of times and then no times. But big Listerine guy. But this other thing that I've been doing, so I saw this thing of like how to get your jawline like looking good. Oh, tell me.

I need that. Everyone needs that. So it's like a method. There's like this doctor that made this method. And it's you get some gum and you chew it, but you don't chew with your teeth. You use your tongue to push the gum up against the roof of your mouth and not like in the front of your mouth, kind of in the back. And you try to like make the gum flat on the top of your mouth and you chew it up into a ball and then you keep doing this over and over again. You'll notice it's like a workout for your tongue.

And after like 20 minutes, you're like, damn, my tongue is tired. And so I guess that's what if you really work out that that which i guess that muscle below your chin is just tongue muscle so if you make out a lot is it the same thing i don't unless you're like really aggressive with your tonguing in you know with your french chin nasty yeah but i would try it dude next time you get some gum try it out because i did it the other day and i was like damn this might work this might be the thing probably is not but could be worth a try worth a try i feel like that could be like a tiktok video it was that's how i found it okay yeah yeah it sounds like something on tiktok you know what else is on tiktok what have you seen this like sprite challenge oh yeah where you do it you try not to burp yeah have you done that yet no i'm not gonna

do that oh i think i'm gonna try it you should try it but uh well you're not and you try not to burp? Yeah. Have you done that yet? No, I'm not going to do that. Oh, I think I'm going to try it. You should try it, but you're going to fail. I know. But their videos are really good. Dude, the TikTok thing that I found the other day that I use, that's so good. This is so cheap of me, but whatever. So we use the Swiffer wet jet. I don't know if you use that or have one of those. I know what it is.

Swiffer wet jet. I don't know if you use that or have one of those. I know what it is. So what's annoying about the Swiffer wet jet thing is the thing that houses the wet, you know? You have to buy new ones of those, and they're kind of expensive. And they've made it so that the top of it is locked on there. So you can't unscrew it and put in whatever you want. You can't. Right.

I saw this where someone got a pan put water in it boiled the water then you put the little bout part of the wet jet thing into the water and you hold there for like 15 seconds or so and then after that you pull it out and with like a towel you can unscrew it because like you kind of melted down the little teeth that are in there and then you get some fingernail clippers and you cut off the teeth so it doesn't lock and then i just filled it with like a bunch of water and pine saw which by the way smells so much better than what we were what the original wet part of the wet jet was and now i'm gonna you know i'm gonna be saving $7, $8 a year. You know?

A year. And that's what's important, guys, is $7 or $8 a year. Hey, that's a whole latte in Los Angeles. Exactly. One whole latte. Couldn't believe it worked. I was like, this is not going to work. And then it totally did. And then I was so proud of myself.

And I showed Sarah, and she was just like, what the fuck is this? I'm over here trying to save money for our retirement, Sarah. All right? Meanwhile, Sarah's out there working and actually making money for your retirement. You know, we both have to pitch in. Okay? She can go make movies. All right?

And I'm saving us about 45 could 45 cents a quarter yeah on the golf course hey that turned out to be a pretty good ad it was good i liked it yeah all right we should probably start the show oh i always forget about that yeah same same z's um is it you or me i think it's me go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Well, Zam Brandy. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me.

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That's ShipStation.com. Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. I don't have a bell because I'm in Salt Lake City. Oh, you're in Salt Lake City. That's why I'm in a bed and not my office. Beautiful Mormon town there, Salt Lake City. Honestly, I love it here. I just love Utah. Big Utah gal. Yeah, Utah's beautiful. The neighborhood I'm in, and I'm downtown, but I'm like in a little neighborhood. It reminds me a lot of Denver,

Colorado. And give me a ding because you know how much I love Denver. I mean, who doesn't love Denver? It's the best. Yeah, Salt Lake City's awesome. So you're doing a DJ set for the Mormon Tablinacker Choir with the Norman? Yes, I am. That's cool. That's cool. The Mormons can party, okay?

Yeah, because they're all repressed, man. Yeah. This is a terrible thing to say. Like, the girls that were the easiest in high school were the Catholic school girls. They were repressed. You're definitely going to get shit on for saying that. I went to a Catholic school. I went to an all-boys Catholic school. I was also repressed.

Oh, my God. I'm a part of this. That's cool. You having fun? Yeah, you know. Just jet just jet setting on the go 24 7 um i'm here for like two nights and then tomorrow i'm actually coming to la so i'll see you in a few days oh cool come to la and we can hang out yeah all right well do you have some paved things bro or what's happening yeah bro i don't even know i can't keep up if you've seen it or not

but did you ever watch We Crashed? No. Oh, my God. You're really missing out. I did some other things that I really enjoyed. It's really good. You have to promise me you're going to go back and watch it. This is the Jared Leto thing?

Jared Leto, Anne Hathaway. And it's about WeWork, you know, the community workplace buildings or whatever that are everywhere. And the finale just aired on Friday. It is just so mind blowing. Like, so I purposefully watched this, you know, fictional, not fictional based on this scripted series or whatever first. And then I finished it and then I went and watched. There's like an actual documentary on Hulu. Yeah.

That's like the real the real adam what's his name um newman the real adam newman and i watched that afterwards and like it is just also mind-blowing to me and it's so crazy because like it ends and it says not to ruin it for you but you know eventually this adam guy he's making so many fucking stupid decisions. He's like, the thing is like, yeah, he, he's a creative genius. It was a great idea. And I, and I can't imagine that someone else would have been able to build up WeWork the way he did. Like it took somebody insanely extreme and crazy to make that happen for sure. And it was great idea, but then he started, he did start to destroy it in the end just not making good business decisions you know so they kick him out basically towards the end it's like

a hail mary of like this is gonna go under if we don't vote him out of here and then and then of course they vote him out and then he sues for for a shit ton of money and at the end it basically says like he went he took them to court or whatever and he got a bunch of money but i'm pretty sure that he had so much debt from all the loans he took out that he's basically going to use all that money to pay off his debt and i'm pretty sure he's like just doesn't have any money but yet he's living in new york and it says he has like three places to live in new york and i'm just confused by it i don't know what i I'm supposed to respond. Well, I need you to watch it so you can tell me what the hell is

happening with Adam Neumann. Alright. I'm sure just a quick goog search away, but... Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. But it is fascinating. Definitely worth a watch. Both the show and the doc, in my opinion. And Jared Leto, not that I'm surprised, he sounds exactly

like Adam Neumann. Newman like the accent is exact it's very impressive all right so WeWork sounds pretty good I have a bunch of stuff oh well I have a couple more things too but go ahead do you want to hear like a pop culture thing that I'm like I'm in love with right now or like a tv show that I'm in love with right now I want to hear like a tv show first okay Severance I talked about a little bit last week severance is a lot of people are talking about it fucking amazing i remember last week you were like it's a little slow and i don't know if i should keep up with it and i agree with that it's weird and it takes a while the last three fucking episodes are so good and the last like 30 minutes are just or maybe like the last episode is just

so great like a really really good television show and i've heard i loved it can't speak highly enough about severance you just gotta kind of like grin and bear it and white knuckle through maybe the first like four episodes and then it just gets bonkertown. So check that out. You think there'll be a season two? It's hard to say. The way it ends, it totally could. But also the way it ends is one, maddening, but also great.

It's one of those endings where you're like, oh, I have to make my own decisions about what happens. Like one of those, you know? Oh, those are like the best and the worst it is it's exactly right well after i was so angry and then i was and then i sat with it for a little bit and i'm like god i loved how they did that wow what a great ending so it totally could it probably will because i think it's doing very well but you got to go watch fucking severance on it's on apple it's beautiful chef's kiss i've been hearing that yeah um did you happen to watch anatomy of a scandal on netflix uh no but it's like the number one suggestion every time i turn

on netflix yeah uh i cruised through it uh not too long ago and i think i brought it up last week and just mentioned it because it was coming out great cast right sienna miller rupert friend he's phenomenal in it i think i mean he is the lead but i he just like steals the whole show to me here's the thing great acting good show i did like it a lot for sure dare i say though it was just a little too predictable oh really i kind of kept waiting for something to happen that was going to shock me you know and some sort of twist and it never happened didn't happen huh no so i it like it ended and i was kind of like huh yeah okay that was good but i don't know like i wish there had maybe just been like a little more little more something for how good the cast was and how good the acting was and everything.

That's frustrating. Yeah, but it wasn't bad. It was a good show. Just not as great as I was expecting, but still good. Still worth a watch. Okay. The one I talked about a little bit last week,

Moon Knight. It's on Disney+. It's Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawke's new Marvel show. And I really loved it. I absolutely loved it. I loved, you know, how it works is Oscar Isaac is Moon Knight, which he's basically, he's an avatar for an old Egyptian god that's been like cast out of the heavens. And then Oscar Isaac also has a split personality. He's like a British guy who like works at a museum in England and then an American version of himself where he's the badass fighter guy.

And that dynamic between both of those characters is really good. Obviously, Ethan Hawke is a fantastic actor. He's a great villain. Just like WandaVision and just like Loki, there's something else happening. You're not sure if there's another alternate reality, alternate universe. Anyways, I am caught up with it and I really, really like it. Really like it. So Moon Knight, go check it out. You love a Marvel Disney Plus show. Everyone does. That's why they're the most lucrative franchise in the world right now.

Yeah. Did you star Outer Range? Okay. I did. Yeah. But I only watched like maybe 20 minutes. Okay. Because I was falling asleep.

Okay. So it wasn't grasping me, but I realized I was sleepy and only 20 minutes okay because i was falling asleep okay so it wasn't grasping me but i realized i was sleepy and only 20 minutes in so i'm gonna restart it and try it again yeah are you loving it i like it a lot i'm completely like caught up on it i will say that so i'm there um it's it's interesting because it is straight up like we talked about it last week it's a western it's a lot like yellowstone but then there's like a sci-fi aspect to it where there's this giant hole and it takes you into like basically another dimension or something much like la brea but josh brolin's great in it and these two like kind of like warring families

are gray and then imogen poots i think her name is she's great in it, and these two kind of warring families are great. And then Imogen Poots, I think her name is. She's great in it. You're not really sure how she kind of ties into the whole thing. But go check it out. If you like Yellowstone and you also like sci-fi stuff, I think this one's for you. Yeah. I think I just was really sleepy when I started it, and I needed to give it a second shot. Yeah.

You know what I did start, though? What? Season two of The Flight Attendant is out. I started the first 20 minutes of it. I don't care anymore. You know what I did start though? What? Season 2 of The Flight Attendant is out. I started the first 20 minutes of it. I don't care anymore. You know? Checked out. I hate to say it because I loved season 1. Same. But it's

not as good so far. I think what we all loved about her was that she was a mess. She was a drunk or she was an alcoholic. It was just chaotic and now she's sober and it's not as fun, I think. Yeah, well, if you get to episode two...

Yeah, that changes? Her being sober hasn't changed yet, but she's still a hot freaking mess. But to me, and maybe it'll get better. I'm obviously going to stick with it. I like the show. It's an easy watch, but to me, it's kind of just the exact same story all over again like it's not different enough to keep me entertained so far

mikhail hausman is the hottest of hot like you can't really replace him but they did they've brought in another hottie right to like be play that role or whatever so that'll keep me watching also because he's hot yeah i just I just, I hope they mix it up because right now I'm like, I feel like I've watched this already. Can we talk about one of my favorite things right now, which is the messiness that is Johnny Depp and Amber Heard? Oh my God.

I've just in the past like 48 hours started kind of watching some of this on TikTok and shit wherever people are posting clips. It's insane. Well, listen, I will say this. It seems like TikTok is very much Team Johnny Depp. Well, it seems like everybody is Team Johnny Depp. Yeah, and I don't want to upset anybody

who's like Team Amber Heard, but is looking a lot like Amber Heard who's a pretty terrible person. And I'm just watching all these court clips and they're showing all this audio and video of Amber Heard just being so mean to Johnny Depp. What's crazy about it, it's fucking Johnny Depp. No, I know.

Someone's like, I don't want to fucking hang out with your old friends and your fucking terrible musician buddies and you can play shitty music and any anybody sitting there be like it's giant debt like i would love to fucking listen to him play shitty guitar like that that would be like the greatest moment of my life and like she's so i mean she seems so unhinged like her shitting in the bed i'm like this is like the fact that johnny depp's like i it's not the dogs it dogs are little this is a human size shit holy fuck dude and i know like i shouldn't love how terrible this is but it's just

so fucking bonkers dude like he has texted some terrible things like i know like i shouldn't love how terrible this is but it's just so fucking bonkers dude like he has texted some terrible things like i would like bury your corpse in a honda civic which i'm sorry it's fucking good too that's still funny you know he said some terrible things but like there's you know the the tape of her being like i fucking hit i didn't punch you I hit you like don't be a bitch and you're sitting there being like oh my god I can't believe she's saying this on this tape you know like and if it comes out that Johnny Depp never did anything that sucks for him for the past three years we've all kind of thought that Johnny Depp was a batterer of women and that's fucked up oh man my favorite clips are the ones where people like put text you know

over what he's thinking where it's like he's he's more versed at like how the courtroom works and these fucking lawyers that are defending her and it's hilarious to me i can't wait for the day that the show comes out about this like the try you know what i mean like the the oj simpson show like i can't wait for the johnny depp trial oh yeah show to come out the whole thing of like she had to carry this like makeup kit to cover the bruises for the past couple years the makeup company was like um we didn't put that kit out until like a year ago so like the timeline doesn't work my favorite thing of it though is that amber heard was like you know i'm not i'm gonna give all the money from you know the divorce or whatever to

a charity and the charity's like um so that was a couple years ago we haven't got any money from you meanwhile johnny dead dressing up like fucking captain Sparrow and going to the children's hospital so of course the children's hospital's like fuck you you didn't give us the money and Johnny's coming and doing something oh god the whole Johnny Depp it's it's terrible but it's also just so good it is so good but yeah it is it's entertaining what's going to happen is by trying to ruin his career she's going to ruin her own. Oh, totally. People just have no foresight.

I know. Okay, so I've done a bunch of documentaries. The John Wayne Gacy tapes. Have you watched that? I don't. Is it scary? I mean, it's fucked up. I know.

I don't know. I don't know if it's too dark for me or not. Confessions with the Killer. The John Wayne Gacy tapes. It don't know. I don't know if it's too dark for me or not. Confessions with the Killer. The John Wayne Gacy Tapes. It's on Netflix. Never before heard audio from the interrogation of serial killer John Wayne Gacy threads through his chilling look at his 1970s murder spree. Conversations with a Killer. Okay, John Wayne Gacy killed like 35 people or 33 like he killed a

fucking lot of people it's insane and they have all of this audio of him kind of like talking about it and boasting about it what's crazy is they suspected it was him in the beginning and they followed him around like the cops followed him around there's two types of like trailing somebody one where you trail him and you don't tell him and then trailing somebody and you do tell him and they did the latter and he thought he was so smart he was going to get away with it he was talking shit to the cops and thought he was friends with the cops, and it all unravels very, very quickly. But he was so creepy, dude. He dressed up as a clown all the time.

That's so weird. His clown name was Phobo, and he killed so many people, and he talks about how he does it. And it's really messed up who he focuses on. He focuses on young boys who in the 70s were homosexual and were running away because they weren't accepted by their families. And the reason why they were on the streets is because, obviously, we weren't as compassionate as we are today.

And this guy just took advantage of it. And a lot of people weren't looking for these kids because they had been ousted from their families. And it's fucked up. So sad. So sad. I mean, it's chilling and it's crazy because you have all the audio.

You can just hear his entire thought process and everything. So yeah, go check out if you like, you know, True Crime, Glass of Wine, Bed by Nine, John Wayne Gacy tapes. Very, very, very good. But scary. But tapes. Very, very, very good. But scary. But dark.

Very dark. I watched like three episodes and then went to sleep and then dreamt about weird John Wayne Gacy stuff. It kind of messed me up. Oh, yeah. See, I don't want to do that. I know. Have you ever seen those Roman commercials?

Romans is like... Oh, yeah. It's like medication for guys that need boners, you know? Yeah, they're like on Hulu, the commercials. Romans is like... Oh, yeah. It's like medication for guys that need boners, you know? Yeah, they're like on Hulu, the commercials. They're all over the place. If you guys haven't heard it, this is it. Hey, hon. Hey.

Want to do some laundry? Some laundry? Your Roman delivery came. Oh, laundry. We can do that. Okay, so the idea is that they have a code word, and their code word is laundry, to go do some deep dicking, right? Okay, got it.

Want to do our taxes? So for this couple, it's taxes. Their code word is taxes. Whatever you call it. So those are young couples that had taxes and laundry, and then they have the old couple. Is this normal? is this normal is this normal no of course not but i do love that i do love the old couple because the old couple is like

just right at the point right i want to do it that's not be ready with rome you know okay i watch this commercial and it's like it's a good commercial right but what i find interesting about right you know i it gets the point across. I understand what's happening. But my problem is, is that the young people in this are equating sex with fucking chores. Things they do not like to do. Laundry and taxes. So is this how you think about sex? Like, I got to fucking do my, it's April 15th. I got to fuck my wife, I guess, you know?

Oh man, I got to do God fucking laundry again you know like what your code word for sex should be something great okay see this is why i think it's not a good commercial yeah because it's like no one does that like no and if anything i would think it would be swapped where like the older couples are the ones calling it that yeah and the younger ones are like hey wanna fuck yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just not realistic. I know. Every time I see it,

I'm like, what's happening here? Why? Who calls sex laundry? No one. Hey, hon, you wanna take out the trash? So in this analogy,

babe, are you trash? And I'm taking it out? Well, the man is trash. We know that. Oh, babe, are you trash? And I'm taking it out. Well, the man is trash. We know that. Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, your dick pills came. Do you want to empty the dishwasher on my face? It's just very confusing.

That one got me. Hey, your ED pills came. You want to go pick the dog shit outside why the dog shit or what's happening here yes yes you are that's too good that was something that went through my old noggin oh my god i watched another pretty good documentary called captive audience it's on hulu have you heard about that one no it's crazy so it's a documentary about this little boy named steven who was abducted at the age of like 13 and

he gets abducted by this guy and he kidnaps him. And then they move like, you know, 200 miles away. And effectively, the guy just, you know, tells him a story of like, hey, listen, you know, your parents have disowned you. I'm now your dad. And then, of course, he, you know, abuses him for years or whatnot. for years or whatnot. 13 years later or whatever, seven years later, he escapes and he actually escapes with another little boy

that was abducted by this guy. And they make a movie about it that was a huge, like made for TV hit in the 80s. 40 million people tuned in to watch, like numbers that you'd for the Super Bowl. And so it goes back and forth between the actual story and the movie that was made. And, you know, they have the guy who starred in the movie, like kind of like reading lines and then like also like kind of reading actual things the kid says. So that's very interesting.

The way that they treated kidnapping and molestation in the 80s was so fucked up in terms of our judicial system. The guy gets less time in jail than the kid served being kidnapped with the guy. He was kidnapped for seven years and he did like five years in jail. So anyways, that part's crazy. And then there's also like the fallout of like the kid becomes kind of famous because of all this. And they lived in a time in which the dad was very much against going to therapy, which you definitely need to go to therapy if you've been abused and molested for seven years straight. So then it takes a really big toll on the family and of course this kid who then becomes an adult

and then the twist happens. Something even crazier happens at the family and you gotta watch it to see because I don't want to ruin it for anybody. Yeah, don't ruin it. I was just like, oh this is interesting, this is about this kid and then all of a sudden it was like, wait, this is not

this isn't the story? The story's about this? Holy shit. Anyways, Captive Audience, Hulu, pretty freaking good. I would say John Wayne Gacy tapes are better, but this Captive Audience, I just did not know where it was going. Captive Audience, a real American horror story on Hulu. Check it out. You know what I finally started? What? Girl from Pl Hulu. Check it out.

You know what I finally started? What? Girl from Plainville. Oh, yeah. Sarah loved that. Did you not watch it? No. I'm two episodes in, and it's super good.

Also, super sad, obviously. Elle Fanning, I mean, I've always known she's a phenomenal actress, but she is so fucking good in this it's insane yeah two episodes in really good sad a little dark but a great watch for sure yeah i know it's actually something i do want to watch yeah you should maybe my vet's different than everyone else's vets but i had to go take the dogs you know i got i got sent an email and was like hey you know you need to get boo and carl their second dose of vaccinations and we need to get this and this and okay so you know

please call and make appointments i called and you know it's like all right i got an email from you guys when should i come in they're like all right besides what's scheduled the time the vet is a little bit of a racket let's be fair so i go there and so i go and i'm sitting there and i'm waiting for them to come get the dogs. They do like kind of curbside still here in Los Angeles. So they come and get like one of the dogs. Like, you know, that technician comes out and she's like, okay, so I'll take Carl first. So what are the dogs here for?

And I was like, I don't know. You guys sent me a fucking email about the dogs need to come in. So you guys know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know Bordetella shots and fucking second. I don't know these things. You told me to bring them.

They're here. How am I supposed to know? What are you talking about? Go look on the computer, I guess. You know? Oh, okay. And then the vet calls me because I'm in the car and she's like oh so when was the last time that carl got xy shot lady i have fucking no idea you guys did it it's i gotta be in some

database you know that you did the shot how am i supposed to know what kind of food is carl on dude we talked about this last time i gave you the name of the thing. I know that you got to have a sheet with all this information. Hey, what meds are he on? I don't know. The ones you prescribe him. How am I supposed to know all the names of this stuff? This is crazy. You guys emailed me.

I don't know. You know? Yeah. It's like, do you guys have any idea what's going on or not? And that's why I think it's like a little bit of a racket because they're like, you know what? We haven't emailed Wells in a couple months. Let's just say the dog's got to do something. Let's bring him in here.

A thousand dollars later. I don't even know what happened. I have no idea what happened. What did they get? Okay. Oh, we got to do a fecal screen we gotta know you know we gotta do a heartworm medication oh okay i think it's so fucking funny that and i'm sure it's a serious thing but they're like good news he doesn't have fleas and ticks and heartworm and i'm like we live in studio city all right we have a we have a

astroturf backyard and a pool. The dog isn't going off into the mountains to find fucking heartworms, okay? He's not adventuring off into the wild, okay? This is all a racket. We don't need any of this stuff, because where's he gonna get it from? The fucking

Wagyu beef that I served him the other night, you know? Like, I'm living in crazy town. That is too good. I mean, here's the thing, because Wagyu beef that I served him the other night, you know, like I'm living in crazy town. That is too good. I mean, here's the thing, because here's the thing. This is what I've learned in my many, many, many years with animals dealing with vets. They will charge you for absolutely anything and everything that they can. Oh, yeah.

And a lot of it is really unnecessary. But unfortunately, most people like yourself aren't as educated on like all the things with the animals to know like what's necessary, what's not and like all that. But I will tell you, if you're giving your dog flea and tick preventative and heartworm preventative monthly like you should be, there's really no reason to test them for it because you're giving them the medication, right? Like really the only reason to test them is if you're not giving them the medication and to see if they have it so that they need to be it's a whole thing so that is one thing that i say no to when i go for my yearly take all the dogs for their yearly exams i say no to that because i give them preventative monthly like of course i don't have those things i'm not going to pay you a hundred dollars per dog to check that when she on the phone was like so so what's carl here for i don't fucking know this is your job well it's like it's

like it's like they want to convince you there was a reason for you to pay a hundred dollars for them to do this exam oh yeah and then they're like asking all these questions but like you asked me this last time yeah like write it down put it in the system like but but it's their way of justifying taking your money is what it is. Like, I'm asking questions like, oh, what does he eat? Oh, what about this? It's like, no, you already know the answers to these things. Why am I paying you? Yeah, so true.

It's a racket. Carl. It's a racket. Other thing, favorite thing that's happening, I don't know if you heard, but they have found organic material on Mars, which is very exciting. I did not hear that. That is exciting.

Yeah, so the rover dug down not very far, like maybe seven inches, and found organic material, which means, and it's something that we knew that there was water on Mars at some point, and thus that meant there's going to be organics there. Other thing that they found is there's a bunch of methane in the atmosphere. And why that's important is because all the methane that's like a part of our atmosphere that we have is because it's been excreted by organisms, you know, bacteria and whatnot kind of shit out the methane. Cows do as well, you know. It's true. And so there's a bunch of methane in the atmosphere.

And so their thought is, is that not too long ago, there were organics there and maybe some life there that would have created said methane. And that's exciting. It's very exciting. And I think that's what's going to be so fun. I play golf with a guy who works for aerospace company that like is working on the things that are being sent to Mars. And they're about to send over a retrieval rover that's going to go pick up all the stuff and then bring it all back to us all the the Mars rocks and

stuff. And what's going to be so fun. And one of my favorite things that's going to happen is is that we're going to find life there organics or something bacteria whatever not like maybe the little green men walking around but like actual life and life is going to be so common that in our little solar system we found it on just the next planet over we'd have to like go so far away into like a different galaxy to find it it's like oh no it was just right here in the next one over there was life also i don't know if you've seen it, but what they think was the planet killer, there's a huge crater on the face of Mars that's the size, the depth of the Grand Canyon, but the size of the United States. It's huge.

Damn. Hugely long, so they think that some sort of object came in and just fucking smacked the shit out of that planet and then obviously killed everything. Yeah. Organics on Mars. That's cool. Speaking of space, have you seen, I don't know if it's really the latest in space tourism, but it's just something that popped up on my like, I don't know, it's called Space Perspective, is sending people up to space. And basically, it's like a balloon.

You should Google it so you can see it. It's basically this balloon that, so like a lot of people are like, yeah, space would be cool to see. But like getting up there is so scary, right? You have to get on a rocket. You have to like experience the G-forces. And it's, I mean, you have to be healthy to do that, right? Like there's a lot of like health risks for going to space, I think. So their idea with this is like you float up there. So it's like a nice, relaxing, serene ride to space. And then you get up there and you float up there for like an hour

or two. And this balloon has like a bar. It's like all windows. So like the views are supposed to be insane. And you can get up there and have cocktails and float and see space for a couple hours and then you float down and it sounds fucking amazing sign me up however tickets are 125 grand and they're already sold out for the first year which apparently is going to be 2024 all right well i'm gonna let a couple people go first and guinea pig this fucker for me and then then I wait for the price to come down a bit. And but yeah, that sounds I'm looking at it looks pretty cool. It looks sick.

I can't wait for this to become such a norm. And those flat earthers are going to be like, fuck, fuck, fuck. I was so wrong. For whatever reason, like my TikTok algorithm, because I think I like space stuff so much, it shows me a lot of flat earth stuff. And a lot of times it's people like debunking the flat earth thing. But sometimes it's just like flat earth positive stuff.

And I was thinking about it the other day, because I asked the question, and I remember someone actually DM me a flat earth, or DM me and like try to explain it. And I asked you a question originally like, OK, if you look into a telescope, you can see Mars or you can see Saturn and you can see it's a circle. Like you get it's obvious that it's a globe, you know. And so your thought is, is that all the other ones are circular, but like ours isn't like that doesn't make any sense. And then someone like responded and like gave me a reason why. And I was like, okay. The other one is, is that like, have you ever gone to a place where there's like low light pollution and you look up into the sky and you can see satellites, you can see, and you can see that they're kind of circling around, you know, how do flat earthers justify that because i can see the little thing floating around our

our globe and it's not like going in a circle above me it's going like around you know it's like going from one horizon to another it to me is interesting like how do you justify that and like what do you think that is because if you don't believe that like gravity exists and like we're a big sphere and like that thing is just effectively falling around the earth in orbit like what what do you think that is like space trash find a flat earther to come on the pod i don't think so because it's going to annoy me okay i mean i maybe not though i don't know. Would love to pick one's brain, you know? Brain is a nice way of putting that.

Somebody's gonna be pissed about that. Oh, for sure. I know that probably a lot of our listeners, well, some listeners are into golf. I know that because I see people DM me. I'll keep this one short. There's a 30-30, ESPN's 30 for 30, on Greg Norman, which is fascinating. If you are into golf or your boyfriend's into golf, you should watch it. Greg Norman was a famous golfer. He was number one in

the world for 372 weeks. He was the big name before Tiger Woods.'s from australia he's known as the shark and he had this famously epic collapse at the masters in 1996 the year before actually tiger woods came on the scene and won it's heartbreaking and it's so sad to you know hear from this guy who's like has to watch it and like live through the whole thing again but then there's also a weird side plot where he's like trying to do this Dubai League and they're using a lot of blood money and we're not into that. So it's weird that they've given him a hero's edit,

but he's also kind of being vilified right now by the PGA. Anyways, all that to be said, fascinating Greg Norman, 30 for 30 on ESPN. If you're a golf fan or just a sports fan in general, go check it out. I think you'll like it. Golf is life. Football is life.

Oh, someone sent me this or tagged me on TikTok. So remember last week I was talking about how like I have this weird thing when I get drunk, I'll wake up at four or three in the morning and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? You know? Oh yeah. Someone sent me this and I loved it. And this is so interesting. Can anyone else relate to going to bed drunk and then waking up like four to five hours

later filled with anxiety and a cold sweat like panicking? Yeah, apparently that's not just you or me. It's biological. So I learned this a while back. I was listening to Annie Grace's podcast, This Naked Mind. She wrote a book called that too. Anyway, she was interviewing William Porter who wrote the book Alcohol Explained. And he was talking about how alcohol fucks with our sleep. And if you didn't know how alcohol fucks with our sleep. And if you didn't know, alcohol fucks with your sleep a whole bunch in many different ways. But in this specific way, alcohol is a depressant, meaning it depresses your nervous system. In response to that, your nervous system goes out of balance.

So it releases cortisol and adrenaline, a lot of it. About five hours after you go to bed drunk, you're probably not drunk anymore, depending on how drunk you were. Anyways, that cortisol and adrenaline dumps in your body. You have a ton of it. So that's what wakes you up. You're all anxious. You're all sweaty. You may not even remember that you went to bed drunk. That's your body responding to all of that alcohol in your system. It's the worst. So yeah, that's what's happening to me. Anyway, shout out to I'm Chrissy Rodriguez on TikTok. She was the one who made that. That is what happens to me. I out to i'm chrissy rodriguez on tiktok she was the one who made that that is what happens to me i wake up at like five or six in the morning and my heart's just racing it sucks because i'll wake up and i'll have to look at my phone for like two and a half

hours before i like get tired again and fall asleep and it's always just like well i just hope i can get like one hour before i gotta get up. Oof. Drinking's the worst. Sometimes the best. I know. I just... Like I just wanna be that person that can have like three glasses of wine and just be like okay, that was seven

hours of my life and I feel fine now. You know? How do people drink slowly? Who does this? I don't know. They're superheroes. You got anything else? I think that's all I have this week. Any musics? I was just looking through

and I didn't see anything that I wanted to play. No? I saw that our good friends the St. Johns have some new music coming out. I love them. Love them. They sent us a record, actually, which I'm very excited to throw on the old LP,

but this is a song off it called Where Do We Go? Cause I can feel them falling down Tell me where do we go Tell me where do we go now Cause I can feel them falling down Love them. They're great. They are. They're so good live. I need to hit her up

and see if she's got any shows planned in Nashville anytime soon. Or Los Angeles. Yeah. All right. We good?

Is that it? I think so. All right. Well, have fun in Salt Lake City. Thanks. I'm going to try really hard to turn up without drinking tonight.

Oh, God. Good luck. I'm going to try real hard. And what else is there to do there, you know? Nothing. Yeah. All right, well, good luck. And I'll see you in L.A. soon.

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