Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - "We Did Sex” & Other Updates!

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

Now hiring: Brandi needs a new farm hand on account of her nearly losing her arm to an unknown assailant. You’re not allowed to be litty kitty and call in sick, that’s Brand-eye’s job! This week we get a progress report on her injury, Wells shares his crawfish adventures, and we learn his manscaping was well worth it. We also get some behind the scenes tea from your host who made a special appearance (aka barely made it past the edit) of Monday night’s Bachelorette episode. Brandi’s take? Blake is going to bail and Greg is starting to spiral. Your hosts then have a roast off about some recent style choices, and share some complaints to Netflix people. Netflix people, are you listening? Anyways, Outer Banks is coming back, so that’s exciting. Enjoy the heat, until next week!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Green Chef – Go to GreenChef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping  Policygenius – Go to policygenius.com to get started right now   Article – Go to article.com/yft to get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. Discount automatically applied at checkout  Billie – Go to MyBillie.com/YFT to get your starter kit for just $9 plus free shipping always  

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heard in my ears yeah i've made fart noises before oh Oh, okay. That's new for me. Yeah. Well, if you listened to our podcast, you would know what happened. Listen, I do listen to it. No, you don't. And it's hurtful. I do. Do you listen to you and your mom's podcast? Sure don't. No.

Sure don't. Yeah, no. Okay, right now, we've got to talk to the wife here. Us trying to figure out when to record this has been quite difficult because I feel like, Brandi, you got too much on your plate right now. What's going on? Yeah, I do. And just before we start, obviously, you can cut this if you want.

So I have a girl coming over here. She's going to be here at 1.45. I just need like 10 quick minutes with her, and then we can pause and keep going. Here's why. Here's why I have a lot on my plate right now i've just been on the go go go been traveling been playing shows been just like it's been popping and it's all been great and got home yesterday and was like i can't wait to have like a little bit of a break yeah no no break so um

like so the farm right like you know i've I've got my farm animals back here. And so I have a girl that works full time. And she's here like that way like I have somebody here once a day to like help me so that I only have to pull one shift on the farm, like not both. Otherwise, when I pull both shifts, like I have no life. Like my life is the farm. So usually she's here. She's on fucking vacation this week. And she works her ass off. And she does deserve vacation.

But this was a bad week to do it. And so I was like, all right, all right, all right. I was like, I can go one week without her because I have a part time girl that was supposed to come every morning this week and feed my animals so that I only had to do the evening shift. Well, she has bailed on me twice already. Last week, she like pulled some excuse. And it's always last minute, which is my biggest pet peeve. I'm like, at least let me know the night before that, that I need to get up and feed everybody because otherwise the horses don't get fed on time and it messes with their gut and it can make them sick. And it's just like, it's just not it. And sometimes I get up so early, I'm not even here

in the mornings cause I'm gone. And then I'm done. Then I'm not here to do it. So she bailed on me twice last week. So I texted her Friday and I was like, Hey girl, I just need to make sure that you're going to be here next week and not bail because summer is on vacation full-time girl. And I need to like, I hurt my arm. I'm not really supposed to be lifting anything. And I was like, I just really need to make sure you're going to be here at least, you know, in the mornings next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to be there. No worries. I got you get a text at six 45 this morning. Hi. Hi, I have a stomach bug and can't make it today. Okay, so you got wasted last night and you're throwing up this morning and can't make it? Yeah. I can't. So I got up this morning and fed everybody and did my little shift. But honestly,

because she's building me so much, I think it's time for her to just go away. But that means I have zero help this week. So it's just kind of gotten out of control. If there are any YFTers that are big into farm life, living in the greater Nashville area, we got an opportunity for you. But you know what's so hard about this? It's so nice when people are like, yeah, I'll come help. But I have to train them. It's not like feeding a dog. It's a whole nother thing. So I have a friend coming over at one 45 and she's going to help me out, but I, I, she's never helped before. So I, I just have to explain a few things to get her started while we finish recording and then I can keep going. Um, but all this is just so much worse because of my arm. And I'm a little like mad at myself because

I had my one week checkup on Wednesday last week, went and saw the surgeon. You like checked it out. And actually like, even though I went and played at surgeon. He like checked it out. And actually, like, even though I went and played two shows, which I wasn't supposed to do, like my arm was looking better. Like it wasn't swollen. And he said, the stitches looked good. Like I got like a, like a clean bill of health. And I was like, so I can ride my horse. And he was like, yeah, no, he was like, you can't, you should not do that. Well, I already did that last week. So probably shouldn't have done that. But he was like, it's going to be three weeks before your arm's fully healed. I'm sorry.

Three more weeks. That's four weeks. No riding my horse. I'm sorry. That's not realistic. You cut your arm through the muscle. What do you expect? But I have a horse show first week of August.

Like I got to be prepared. I can't be sitting around not riding. It was looking good. Right. On my checkup, he was like, we're doing great. And honestly, it hadn't been hurting me. Hadn't been bothering me. The swelling had gone down. Then I go to Utah this weekend for a gig and Utah guys, it's a little bit of an elevation in park city, Utah. I guess you're, you're up a little bit. We had like one off day when we

got there and we were like, let's go for a hike, but like an easy hike. Cause my, I shouldn't be doing anything crazy because of my arm. So we go on this hike that my friend Kirsten's like, yeah, like, it's just like a flat trail. Like your mom could do it. It's like super easy, like more like a scenic walk. It was not a scenic walk. It was a five mile straight up a mountain hike. My heart rate's just out of control, pounding. My arm is swelling by the like a hundred foot elevation gain. And I was like, I shouldn't be doing this, but then we're like halfway up. And then we were like, Oh, we'll just get to the top. We'll take the ski lift down. So I did the hike and I'm telling you the hike mixed with Utah's elevation mixed with the flying. My arm is humongous. I've backtracked in my healing progression.

Dude, you got a ice, ice compression, elevation, baby. I don't know if I feel like the surgeon told me no compression. Okay, maybe no compression, but you do need to ice and you do need to elevate because you need that blood to be able to come down. So I did the whole hike like this. Yeah, you just need to chill, man. Just chill. I can't chill.

It's not in my nature. I know, but your shit's not going to heal. But there's so much going on. Yeah, I know. But you need to. That's life. So anyway, that's why it's such a bad week for me to have no farm help. Because I really shouldn't be doing anything with my arm.

And I'm definitely doing a lot. So, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. They were like, you better put SPF 1000 on that thing for the next three months. It's the middle of summer. What am I supposed to do? Wrap it in freaking tinfoil, not tinfoil. I would cook, but something, well, I guess they're saying like, even just the sun being on it makes the scar darken. And then it'll like be permanently like a darker scar. And my mom was like, you know, even sun can get through your clothes.

So like, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. I'm worried. Don't go out in the sun. It's July. Like. I know. You only got a couple more months to get through.

Well, did you get litty kitty last night on 4th of July? You did it? No, I didn't. Did you? No, I didn't. We celebrated America's birthday a day early so i kind of did that too because i i played in park city on saturday night which is the third i feel like a lot of people celebrated on the third so i did get litty kitty then yeah but then so then yesterday

i was like you know what i'm not gonna do that and i knew i had like a big day today so i wasn't litty kitty but i was in Utah. How are the Mormons? Dude, the Mormons fucking party harder than anyone else. I have. I'm serious. I'm not joking. Park City, Utah. This is my third time playing at this place.

It is the most lit club I've ever played. Like the energy is insane. Everyone's amazing. Everyone parties so hard. It is my favorite place to play. And I'm like, man, the energy is insane. Everyone's amazing. Everyone parties so hard. It is my favorite place to play. And I'm like, man, the Mormons rage.

We get so many, like, messages being like, they're not real Mormons. You're fucking an asshole. You know, oh God, it's never going to end. They're probably not. But if they are,

I'm down because, man, they party hard. It's so fun. Well, I'm glad you're back. I'm glad your arm is still attached to your body. I'm glad that you were able to celebrate 4th of July on the 3rd like I did. Yeah. We had a crawfish bowl.

I saw. I saw Carl had himself a few crawfish. He tried to. It happened last year where he ate one. I think I just gave him one. I was like, well, you know, the billy goat can fucking get through anything. So I gave him one last year. Then he, I remembery goat can fucking get through anything so i gave him one last year then he i remember in like the middle of night he threw up like a crawfish

exoskeleton and i was like all right reminder to never do that again he ate one and i did see in the poops that i think i think i saw some claws in there some some antennae somebody told me that you like pull the intestines out of the crawfish's butt and their poop is still in there. Yeah. Do you do that before you eat it or you just like, well, here we go. Okay. First of all, you've lived in the South the majority of your life. You're telling me you've never been to a crawfish boil?

No, I don't do that. You don't eat crawfish? No, I definitely don't. But you love crab. I like crab. I wouldn't say I'm like loving it, but I like it. You like shrimp. No, I definitely don't. But you love crab. I like crab. I wouldn't say I'm, like, loving it, but I like it. You like shrimp? No, I do not eat shrimp.

You don't fuck with shrimp? No, fuck no. It's weird. They're, like, they're insects. They look like insects. I can't do it. Yeah, of course they do, but whatever. Who cares?

It's delicious. Oh, my God. No. I'm bougie. Give me some, like, ahi tuna, okay? I don't want any shrimp. Okay. Well, I'm a man. Give me some like ahi tuna, okay? I don't want any shrimp. Okay, well, I'm a man of the people, all right? So I love some mud bugs, some crayfish, some crawdaddies.

Yeah, let me get that. But you're eating their poo. Yeah, you rip them in half and then you suck the head. Get all that brain juice up in your grill. And then you pull off the tail and you pull it out and it's like a little piece of shrimp. And then, yes, it happens in shrimp pull it out and it's like a little piece of shrimp. And then, yes, it happens to shrimp, too. I think it's called the vein. And it's a black line of poop.

And then you can just pull it off and then you eat it. And it's so good. And then also. There's no way. It's honestly like one of my favorite things in the world. Absolutely. Crawfish boils are the fucking shit. And then also there's corn and there's

mushrooms and then there's like we threw some shrimp in there there's hot sausage dude and then you got a nice frosty beer or white claw if you're old and sad like me anyways and you just and you just crush some crawdads with your butts, dude? No. That's America. I feel like it's only good because you, like, dip it in so much butter before you put it in your mouth. No. That's all you taste. You don't.

It's not like lobster or crab. You don't put any butter in it. It's really spicy. It's so disgusting. It's amazing. It's not for me. And, I mean, like, straight up, like, we had this Louisiana crawfish company from Louisiana. They overnighted us crawfish.

They were alive. It was amazing. But anyways, we had a grand old time. I got Litty Kitty in the city. It ended, of course, with my buddy Daniel Ellsworth and my beautiful fiance singing fucking show tunes until three in the morning. And I'm a two day hangover, kid. Wow. We did it. You know, I mean, kid. Wow. We did it, you know?

I mean, we're back. We're vaxxed, relaxed. We're back. Waxed. Litty, kitty, city. Let's go. Yeah, waxed. So how'd your manscaping go?

Successful? Told that story last week. Yeah, so like you got approval and everything from Sarah? Like, good to go? I mean, we did sex. So did sex, so I don't know. It's too good. Honestly, I don't know. I've never been like, what do you think?

Really? No, I don't. Maybe I should. I've had guys ask me that. Really? Yeah, they're like, is it too much? Is it enough? Like, for sure.

I feel like guys really overthink that shit. Yeah, of course we do. We don't know what we're doing. All right? Yeah. You ever try to shave a ball sack? Can't say I have. Don't have one of those.

Terrifying. One swift move, and all of a sudden, we got a bleeder! Disgusting. Should we start the show? Let's do it. I think it's you. I think so, too. Bros and hoes,

you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Ashorn Wells and Brandy! By the way, the beginning of that, you went... Bros and hoes!

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code your favorite thing do it you want to start with batch or do you want to end with batch maybe start okay i was also there so like i actually have a lot of insight into the part that I was there. I have some BTS stuff that I can tell a pokes and I can tell an entire scene that was cut out. Did it involve you? Because I got to say, they did give you a couple more lines on screen, but I did not see very much. Well, I got to tell you.

Well, here's the thing, Brandy. I'm not dating anyone here in the show, so I am not important. I'm just happy to get that type of screen time, all right? I felt bad for Franco because it cut him out completely. He had some funny shit he did, and they completely cut out my boy Franco. They really hate you guys. I have a theory on what happened. I think it was supposed to be a really fun, funny, lighthearted date,

and then when it turned into not being one of those, then all the antics that Franco and I did made less sense because it's no longer fun and funny. Like, we actually thought that Michael broke his back. Like, we were like, Jesus Christ. Well, it looked like they were shooting him up with something, like numbing something. It almost sounded like the paramedics. I don't know, man. But it was a hard hit.

And there was a lot of hard hits but that one like from the back that you never saw it you know you just got smoked for no reason really really here's the thing it's and what cracks me up is like he you know she lets him stay or whatever and he walks into the house with and they've gathered the guys they're like you know everyone sit down something's happening and they all know what's happening. And he walks in and someone immediately goes, Blake. Yeah. It just kills me that these guys like watched the previous seasons and like know the other guys. It's just so funny to me.

But I feel like, I mean, obviously no one's happy when somebody comes in like that. But like obviously these guys have watched the show because they know who he is so like obviously you know that this happens a lot you know what i mean and i feel like they work pretty hard on him if i had been there i'd have been like how many fucking bachelorettes are you gonna try to hook up with you know like what is happening here bro and rightfully he rightfully deserves that and i think giving him shit is one thing but like i feel like for me the kind of guy I would want is the kind of guy that's so confident they're like you know what let him come in here and you know if my connection with Katie is as strong as I think it is this dude's not gonna

change anything for sure that's the rational way to think of it but come on you got a bunch of guys who are been cooped up at a Albuquerque motel for fucking three weeks. They're losing their minds. Yeah. I'll tell you one storyline that I think they're just cutting out and it surprises me. That has to do with the Blake of it all. So I think it's Brendan, the firefighter guy from Canada. The hair.

Yes, he's got the bouffant. When I was there, like one of the big storylines that like everyone was explaining to me was that Brendan and Blake are friends and Blake told Brendan to go on the show and was like, you'll have so much fun. Like, I think that Katie's a great girl. Blake told Brendan that he wasn't going to go on the show. And then all of a sudden he's there and he's like, what the fuck are you are you doing here dude like you told me to come here and then you said you weren't coming now you're here and like but i think they're cutting the entire storyline out but it was a big thing of like i think that brendan was just like what is going on so that's weird yeah little because you don't really see them talk to each other on screen so yeah i guess they are cutting

it out purposefully yeah this is the problem that problem that if Blake could have that big of a impression on her in just like one day, more so than she's had with all these guys in the past like three weeks, these guys have a reason to be fucking pissed because for some reason she likes him a whole lot more than them. Yeah, but let's be real here. This is not going to last. You don't think? No, Blake is not winning to last. You don't think? No. Blake is not winning this thing.

All right. I think he's going to make it far. And I think, here's what I think. I think Katie's going to fall for him pretty hard. Yeah. And he's turning on the charm and saying all the right things. And they have great chemistry and whatever. I guarantee you he gets down to the last minute and jumps ship. And is like, I can't do it.

I can't commit. I can't. You think he wants to be the bachelor i mean i think everybody wants to be the bachelor right i don't think like i mean he might think he could be the bachelor but he can't but i just think he's back and like whatever maybe he thinks he really likes katie maybe katie's his type the kind of girl he's looking for but i just could see him being the kind of guy that like gets into this whole thing. And then when it gets time to actually be fucking serious and propose to somebody and it's and it's so real and you're kind of like, oh, fuck, I'm not ready for this.

Like, this is not what I'm I'm not about it. And I could see him just jump, jump and ship and Katie being really hurt. We'll see what happens. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see. So then you still think that Greg's the leader in the clubhouse here? I I really like Greg and I think she really likes Greg. Yeah, we'll see. So then you still think that Greg's the leader in the clubhouse here?

I really like Greg and I think she really likes Greg. However, Greg is spiraling. There's always one and it's always somebody that has a really good connection with them early on that cannot handle the whole like when you're with the person, it's so high and like it's so good and you have all these feelings and then you don't see them for how many days on end. And then you get in your head and you tell this other guy, like he's tripping. Like there's always one that just like cannot handle that. Yeah. And that's him. I wonder like if he's going to be able to, to make it to the end. Like, I think if he does make it to the end, he could be one of the final two, but I just don't know if he's going to make it that far. Cause he seems very fragile. I know poor Dirk Gregg. I can't believe you still call him that. Best that far. Cause he seems very fragile. Oh, poor dirt. Greg.

I can't believe you still call him that best name I've ever come up with anybody. Dirt. I do think he's so cute. Like not my type at all, but I think he's adorable. Yeah. Guy next door. Every Disney movie I've seen in the nineties.

That guy. Yeah. How much they really cut out of this date, which sucks that I hosted, but it is what it is. I mean, but you always get cut out. So like we expected it. I mean, I'm used to it. Let's be fair. I hosted, but it is what it is. I mean, but you always get cut out. So like we expected it.

I mean, I'm used to it. Let's be fair. I came up with the idea for this sport. Cause this doesn't really exist. So it's like basketball and rugby and football, all kind of combined into one. But the idea was, do you remember the movie "'Basketball' with Trey Stone and Matt Parker?

And like the kind of the theory on basketball is, is that you got to shoot free throws but like someone can like psych you out or talk shit to you and like get you out of your game so that was the theory that every time that there was a foul like a bad hit someone didn't pass the ball there was all these rules every time there was a foul that they got to go shoot free throws and they got to talk trash the other team got to talk trash and like kind of get them out of the game so I explained the game to them and then we go and like we do like limber up and everything we actually had a professional rugby coach there to teach these guys how to tackle

correctly and everything and then of course franco did like his weird shit where he was like teaching them how to dance like the flamingo you see that in the in the credit roll yeah and i'm like what are we doing because i was like was. You literally just stood there with like no expression on your face during all of it. I was like, this is the most serious I've ever seen Wells ever. I was very confused as to what was going on. Then I explained to him the like the psych out portion of the date. And so all of that, I made them all like go shoot three throws and have like other people like go talk shit to him. And like, so I started it off and I got Courtney. Who the fuck spells their name with a Q? What the hell? all like go shoot three throws and have like other people like go talk shit to him and like so i

started it off and i got courtney who the fuck spells their name with a q what the hell you know like making fun of that and then being like hey man can't wait to see your ass in mexico because we all know that you're getting dumped soon like i was doing all that kind of stuff trying to get him off his game and then all the other guys would go up and they were too fucking nice they wouldn't say anything mean at some point i was like guys this is supposed to be funny. No one's being funny here. Like no one's like talking trash, like making fun of anybody. Come on, get it going. They wouldn't really do it. And there's actually a bunch of like funny interviews that I did with Franco where it's like, because, you know, he talks like this and it's very like that. And I was like, I was like, yeah, they're all like in love

with each other, Franco. And he's like, yes, they are. I love you so much. I was like, yeah, they're all in love with each other, Franco. And he's like, yes, they are. And he's like, I love you so much. I was like, I love you, Franco. And we were, like, doing that. It was, like, a really funny, like, back and forth. And if they kept that, like, the thing that they sucked at in, that whole thing would have been in there and it would have been really funny, but whatever. And then, yeah, the game starts.

By the way, the black team was beating that ass. Like, it wasn't even close. It was a good old-fashioned ass ho whooping and then all of a sudden your boy michael gets just speared in the back and i when that happened we were like okay he's gonna have to go to the hospital can he move his legs we were very concerned about that i didn't even realize it but there's like this whole thing of like if you go to the hospital you're off the show because that means you leave the bubble. Right.

And so he was like, I don't want to leave. Like, I'll just I'll just take some pain pills or whatnot. He was kind of pulled some firefighter vibes on me. You know, he was doing he was doing some like, what was me shit? And I was like, milk shit for all of bro. Yeah, totally. So, yes, that was basically the date. Who would you say picked out your wardrobe for this date?

Well. Did they not have any self-tanner on hand to even out your insane thighs? Go fuck yourself. You're so white, I'm blind. That is actually my, I'm so proud of. I don't have any tan lines. Your boy.

No, you did. No, I don't. Look at the picture. On TV, it looks like you did did no i don't look at the picture on tv it looks like you did on tv maybe but the picture i mean it's a little bit of a tan line but not much i don't know the contrast on my television i don't know they're looking pretty white wells they're pretty tan i don't know what you're talking about so you went from that outfit to a turtleneck and blazer well okay so do we need to coach these kids up and i was like all right we need to do 1970s pe coach like it that needs to happen and so then everyone was like okay fine whatever you want and but the only thing they

didn't get me that i did ask for i wanted a mustache and they were like that would have been good i know and they're like we're reading a mustache i was like how do we get any of this shit go get a mustache you know what's going on i should have brought my own mustache you know from my own archives now you know the outfit for when i was actually calling the game is like actually like what you know like they used to wear Sunday night football like back in the 70s Howard Cosell wore the gold jacket. It was like, if it's a throwback, I know it's niche. People don't get it.

But you know what? It's fucking great. It was very 1970s ensemble. Yeah, I don't know. Like, you know, it panned to you guys sitting there. And I was like, is that Wells? Because I thought Wells had a neck. And this guy, I don't see one.

I had a turtleneck on. Yeah, that's Wells. I had a turtleneck on. And I don't have a thick neck, so I can pull it off, unlike some of the guys. And by the way, if we're going to talk trash about some outfits recently on Instagram, then we're going to circle back around to Brandi in a little bit. Oh, really? Because I got rave reviews of my July the 4th outfit.

Rave. My outfit was- I was getting compliments left and right in Park City. Were they all from the 1960s? Were you going to a go-go show were you in the movie austin powers the spy that shagged me oh no but i love the fashion in that movie so that's a compliment thank you all right whatever live your life the thing that was cut that does suck but i knew they were gonna do it so you have this whole like blake entrance with taisha right and like all the guys get so bummed out so then the next day after we do this football date caitlin comes in and she's like i don't i know that you guys are gonna be really upset but like i have a friend coming and i can vouch for him he's really fun he's really funny i think

you guys are gonna to like him. And so like everyone was like, are you fucking kidding me? They're bringing in another guy. And then who is it but me? And I walk in and I'm like, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not here to like Mr. Steal Your Girl. Like, don't worry.

They should have left that in. So then what I did was I set up a bar. I just made drinks for everyone. And they all came in and just like got advice from me and that was the thing that one of the big things i had to talk to them about was the the brendan and the uh blake like bullshit and so like that was something i talked about a lot but then of course it's like not being put on tv so they cut it out you know yeah that's a. Yeah, which is a bummer because it was funny.

But, you know, what are you going to do? Can't be in every episode. Guess not. Can't even be in that one. Can't even be in one. That's basically it from like the background stuff

from the date that I got for you. And my time there. And unfortunately, I can't really tell you what I think is going to happen because I think I know too much. I do too. Since you were just in Mexico to happen because I think I know too much. I do too.

Since you were just in Mexico, I would definitely say you know too much. Well, yeah, I know I do much. The Andrew S. conversation. I love Andrew S. I've been saying this since day one. I know. Okay, so out of everything, like, you know, obviously Katie bringing up her past situation with Blake and everything. Like, this has been such an emotional season.

I feel like I've gotten teary eyed more this season than ever before. But man, I don't I it got me when Andres and and Katie were having their deep, deep conversation. This is like such a really wonderful, teachable moment that I think a lot of people, especially that like live in like middle America, never think about when it comes to like interracial dating. As I was watching it, I was like, oh yeah, my white privilege is showing because when he's telling the story of like his ex being worried about their kids going to the grocery store and being scared that if people were going to think that they weren't her kids, I was like, that's something I would never, ever even think about ever in a million years. But it's something that you have to think about.

And that's where like my privilege lies is that I don't even have to think about that as an issue for me, you know? Yeah. I have really applauded one Andrew having the balls to like tell that story and like kind of like tell his truth. But Katie did a really good job of absorbing it and making him feel good about it. Absolutely. He's adorable.

He's been one of my top faves since day one. Like, what a catch, that guy. If he wasn't too young for me, I'd be like, call me. Oh. He's getting a nice little edit. I don't know what's going to happen, but he might be bachelor material. Oh, he'd be a hot bachelor. Yeah.

Michael telling the guys, I guess, you know, he had told Katie about his wife that passed away. But he had not told that story to the guys. And they all got so emotional. Remember that whole scene where they're all sitting on the couch? And I couldn't figure out how it came up, like what was said for him to open up and talk about her. Maybe, I don't know if something was said about a birthday. Yeah, it was her birthday the day beforehand or something like that. Yeah, but man, that was another

scene that just, like, was so emotional seeing all those guys. I mean, I think like, it's, you know, for all the guys that were feeling, like, a bit petty about being, you know, so upset about small things, I guess, this week and then, you know, to hear what Michael had been going through that week with, you know, his

wife's birthday and everything, like, just for Greg especially, I, I think really like send him back on track of like, hey, what's important? What's not like what's worth getting upset about? And let's not you know what I mean? So that was a very powerful scene. And again, got me teary. I know, man. And that was one of the things that everyone was really concerned about that football game. They were like, he's a single parent with kids at home.

His wife passed away and he's like really hurt. They were really mad about that date. I didn't know all this stuff. And I was like, guys, it's fine. I had to go on a football date when I did the show. Someone got hurt that day, like relax. And they were like, no, dude, you don't understand. And now watching back, I'm like, oh yeah.

Didn't know all that information. Yeah. The teaser for the next week and going forward looks good. I'm like, because the past couple episodes have been a bit slow. So I'm ready for this show to get popping. Looks like we got some twists and turns coming up. I'm ready for it. Yeah, we'll see.

Okay, so that's enough Bachelor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enough Batch. But can we talk if you finished Too Hot to Handle? Sure did. Oh, man. Sorry, if you guys haven't finished Too Hot to Handle, that's on you because it's out. That's on you.

Yeah. But also, Lee's favorite thing. What's this Netflix with you're releasing like just four episodes now and then a couple of weeks later, then four more episodes? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. We signed into the Netflix deal thinking that I get to binge everything all at once. Yeah.

Who do you think you are? Fucking Disney Plus? No, thank you. It is weird. Like, what a random, like, why I just put out, like, four at a time. Yeah. I don't get it. Okay, so.

I was watching this show on the airplane on the way to Utah. Yeah. And, like, every time somebody would walk by, you could kind of see them do a double take because like constantly it's just like something inappropriate happening on the screen or some girl's ass is out or like what? I mean, it's just constant. They're just like, what is this girl watching? I like the twist this year with like how they divvied up the money and like how you won and stuff. And if you haven't seen the end of Too Hot to Handle, then you're going to need to fast forward. So we got to talk about who won.

We got to. Do you think that Marvin should have won? I do. Because you know what? I don't believe Cam for one fucking second. But do you believe Marvin though? I believe Marvin more. You know what?

Here's what really got me with Marvin. Marvin really had a breakthrough about his dad and his parents situation. And I really, I really felt like he had a real breakthrough personally during this season. And it's those kinds of things that actually do change people. If they're ever going to change, you know what I mean? Cam just never really had a breakthrough. Okay. I think that Cam did have a breakthrough. I think that when that girl tried to get in the shower, get him to go in the shower and he didn't, I thought that was a pretty big breakthrough. And here's my argument for why. Oh, wow. He resisted temptation one time. Breakthrough. Well, if Marvin could have fucked Christina, he would have fucked Christina. Okay? Hands down.

Christina just didn't want to fuck Marvin. And that's just, that's just it. My favorite was Carly and I feel like she got the least love. She made the top three that no one fucking voted for. Not even her boyfriend.

That's so sad. Which by the way, he's a piece of shit. If that guy had voted for Carly, then Cam would have won. I know. But I'm glad it all happened the way it did because I do think that Marvin deserved to win. I disagree. I think Cam should have won. Actually know. But I'm glad it all happened the way it did because I do think that Marvin deserved to win.

I disagree. I think Cam should have won. Actually, do you want to know? The person I think that really should have won is Emily, the girl that Cam's with. She's the best. She was my, I thought Carly was the prettiest girl,

but Emily was absolutely my favorite. Like if I've had to pick one that I wanted to be friends with, I think Emily seems so cool and so fun. And like, I could be friends with her. Like what you're saying. Like,

you don't believe Cam. Like, I don't really believe Cam either. Like Emily's going to get her heart broken here. Like with this, this is going to happen. And she's so cool. Yeah.

And she went through the ringer. I was like, that's what I went to Sarah. I was like, I think Emily, she went and she's like, no, it's going to be between Cam and Marvin.

And she was right. And then it was Marvin and whatever. But anyways, great season. Great. I liked it better than season one. But yeah. Can we do some like Google searching and find out if these people are still together? Let's go to Cam's Insta. His last picture is, which was posted six hours ago, is him kissing Emily. All right. Okay. I bet you all the money in my bank account that Marvin and whatever her name is, Melinda are no longer together. Well, let's look. Well, on her Instagram, I see zero pictures of Marvin.

I'm not seeing photos on his either. Now knowing what we know, which is Marvin and Melinda are not together, and it looks like Cam and Emily are, are you wanting to readjust who you think should have won? I don't think so. No? Okay. I don't think. All right.

I don't think so. Just because they post one photo right when it ends, I'm like, let's just see here. Yeah, well, listen. This guy is, let's just see here. Yeah. Well, listen. This guy is nuts. Chase was the hottest, but. Chase was not in shape. I'm sorry.

You know what? That's kind of my thing. Okay. So, yeah, you like kind of bigger guys. It's okay. Yeah, I do, actually. I don't like guys that are like ripped, and I definitely don't like skinny guys. No offense. But, yeah, I kind of like it when they're not super in shape

but like i like it when you're like not dad bod but close yeah you like that but it's okay you can just say i like that but just like just like a little more fit than dad bod just a hair like you can go on a hike with me and you're not gonna pass out like you can make it up the mountain yeah but like i don't need washboard abs by any means you know brains into dad bots guys it's fine too hot to handle great stuff we started something yesterday that like i am obsessed with what is it it is on disney plus oh i gotta get disney plus how do you have disney plus no but i just got an email that like hulu's done some special where i can get it on the cheap and i'm gonna do it yeah so anyways you know how like they did WandaVision for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and they did Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

And now the newest one is Loki. Yeah, I want to watch this. Definitely. We turn it on and Sarah's like, how are they going to do this? Because Loki dies in Endgame. He gets killed by Thanos. Without giving it away.

And also because I've only seen two episodes, it has to do with time travel. So they go back to that scene where they've got Loki like chained up and they're like walking through the building and they've got one of the infinity stones. It's the time stone that's like in the silver briefcase. And then like the Hulk comes down because he didn't get to ride in the elevator and like knocks the briefcase over.

And then Loki picks it up and disappears. That was like the thing in Endgame or whatever. They had to go back to that point and get the Infinity Stone to, you know, stop Thanos or like reverse time or whatever. So they go back to that point where Loki goes, leaves with the Infinity Stone. And he like lands in the desert. All of a sudden, like these what look like policemen show up from, like, this, like, portal. You have committed a time offense. You are under arrest for breaking the original timeline.

Come with us. They, like, chain him up, and then he has to go to, like, basically this police station slash courtroom and be tried for his offenses against time and deviating from the like divine timeline. It's very confusing. But anyways, you find out that there are these people who are like making sure that we stay on the same timeline and there aren't a bunch of like branches off and like multiverses and stuff. Come to find out that someone has been killing all these time cops that are going around trying to keep the timeline on track and so owen wilson is like hold on don't just reset loki i

need to talk to him and so he starts talking to him and like trying to figure out like what owen wilson's trying to get at and finally owen wilson's character kind of like wins over loki owen wilson's like i need your help someone's been like wins over Loki. Owen Wilson's like, I need your help. Someone's been killing all these time cops. Loki's like, so you need the god of mischief to stop a guy that's killing all the time cops? And he's like, actually, the person that we're trying to find is you. And it was like, oh, okay.

Okay, Disney Plus. I like how you've been able to resurrect this character. I'm here for it. So anyways, I'm only two episodes in, and I was like, my new barometer for quality television is if I don't pick up my phone. Totally, I agree.

And those two episodes didn't even look at my phone. Didn't care. Wow. I know. All right, all right. I'm here for that. Have you seen the tomorrow war chris pratt's new movie no is it good okay i need you to watch it first because it looks really good

but it also kind of looks terrifying like these little cgi aliens they've got kind of give me nightmares and i've only watched the preview. Oh, okay. So, like, I need to know, like, am I going to have nightmares if I watch this movie, or no? Oh, I will say this. It's PG-13, so I'm thinking no. No, maybe no. I mean, they're scary looking. A family man is drafted to fight in a future war where the fate of humanity relies on his ability to confront the past.

Chris Pratt in The Tomorrow War. And guess who else is in it? Yvonne. Oh, J.K. Simmons. Simons? Well, yes. He's been in a lot. He's coming back.

He's like really pumping out the content these days. Yeah. J.K. Simmons is in it, but also the girl from Handmaid's Tale. Yeah, Yvonne. That plays the commander's wife. Yeah, Yvonne. That plays the commander's wife. Yeah, she's in it. And so I'm pumped to see her in a different role, I think. And it seems like a badass role.

She really nailed it with this one. Dude, J.K. Simmons went from like being the all state guy to like being in everything. It's crazy. Yeah, good for him. I shall watch the tomorrow. Okay, great. I think it's on Apple Plus.

Okay. Have you heard of Fear Street? No. Okay, so this is on Netflix, and it's a trilogy written by, wait for it, R.L. Stine. Really? Yeah. You remember R.L. Stine, right? Yeah.

Goosebumps. Yeah, exactly. So the first one is Fear Street Part 1, 1994. Okay. A circle of teenage friends accidentally encounter the ancient evil responsible for a series of brutal murders that have plagued their town over 300 years. Welcome to Shadyside. It's happening in 1994. It's very like Stranger Things.

Like it's even a lot of the kids from Stranger Things are in it. Oh, really? Yeah. Ethan Hawke's daughter is in it and she's also in Stranger Things. And it's like a Goosebumps book. So it's like it's all about these kids and like they're fighting like this evil witch thing. There's not a whole lot of like parental characters because I don't think that like Goosebumps books had a lot of parents in it. Because the whole time I'm like, where are the adults here? Everyone, this seems dangerous.

The theory is, is that all this stuff that's happening is derived from this witch that was killed 300 years ago. The witch like cursed everything. So there's Fear Street, 1994. And then the next one is going to be Fear Street, like 1978, where you go to like the camp. There's a bunch of murders and whatever. Then the last one's going to be Fear Street, 1661 or whatever it is. Then that's the origin story. Got it. Only one of them's out?

Only one of them's out right now. Yeah. I'm going to say this. It was entertaining. I don't know if it was so bad it was good. Like it wasn't so bad it was good, but it wasn't so good it was entertaining i don't know if it was so bad it was good like it wasn't so bad it was good but it wasn't so good it was good if that makes any sense yeah if you want to watch like a good like fun kind of thrasher ghost story movie then fear street is interesting i'm excited to see like these next couple okay i mean keep me posted you're not really selling it i'm not i'm like

maybe i'll skip that one. I'm just not sure. The whole time I was like, this is a terrible, like the lines in there, like kind of bad, but like it's well done. I don't know. It was trying to be Stranger Things and it wasn't. Hard to be Stranger Things. Very hard because it's amazing.

Yeah. You know what I saw is coming out? I think it's July 30th is season two of outer banks oh it is pumped about that it's been a minute you think those two main characters are still hooking up in real life probably they're both so hot yeah i know uh yeah i'm excited for outer banks like that stuff yeah yeah yeah i really liked it did you ever start physical or no? No, what's that? The Rose Byrne Show. She gets into like a fitness class.

Did you watch it? Yeah, I've started it. I'm not caught up. I need to catch up. I love it so much. It's so good. A woman. I told you about this.

I know, but I'm sorry, but like this sounds stupid. A woman. It's not though. A woman struggling in her life as a quietly tortured housewife finds an unconventional path to power through an unlikely source the world of aerobics i know but they should not have that should never have been the synopsis because it's really not about that at all is there a murder not yet but i'm early and i'm only on like episode five she struggles with an eating disorder and she's bulimic.

So you like hear her in her like inner monologue about telling herself like you're such a fat like piece of shit, like blah, blah, blah, blah. And like she deals with all that and aerobics makes her feel better about herself and gets her out of her unhealthy eating, you know, bulimia spiral. Still not selling the show for me it's really good let you keep up on that and the wardrobe is amazing she's amazing there are like funny moments here and there like it's a little bit of like of like a dark comedy here and there sometimes yeah her husband's a piece of shit so you get to hear her inner monologue about what a dumb ass he is which is everything it's good do you have any Muzaks? Oh, let me see. All right, I got one. Let's hear it. Nashville band. These are my friends,

Jared and Kristen. Their band's called Repeat Repeat. And this is a new track from them called Dearly Departed. I'm going no-brainer, only making harder for me. I'll stay lost when I ask for directions. Put myself in a shitty position. Dearly departed. Repeat, repeat, dearly departed. Love those guys. Big Sean put out, looks like he put out a song called freshman 10

trying to listen to it a little bit well the record's called freshman 10 oh it's a whole record yeah yes that makes me so happy it looks like he re-released sunday morning jetpack but with the dream play that play that play that i love love Sunday Morning Jetpack. but touched my first Franklin. Fast forward, I'm in Kanye crib with Kirk Franklin. It reminded me of how we used to dress up as a family and go to Sunday service and be in church singing. Ain't been to church in a while, but it ain't just about how you praise them in the building. It's about how you praising them while you out. You taught me to remember that when I get set back.

Been through the worst times to get the best back. So good. The dream coming in. Coming in. I love Big Sean. You got anything else? I mean, my sister put out a cover. Her covers are really good, I must say.

Nothing else matters. There's like a billion people on it. Not really a billion, but Elton John's on it, which is pretty sick. You got big plans coming up? Not really. I actually have a couple weeks to just chill, which is nice. I've been on the go. That's nice. Yeah. I got to film a commercial in a couple weeks, just chill, which is nice. I've been on the go. That's nice.

Yeah. I got to film a commercial in a couple weeks, but that's kind of for me, too. Oh, was that a humble brag that you're filming a commercial? It is, but it isn't. It is something that's coming up, but it's also the only thing that I've got on the docket coming up. You know? Yeah. It's a humble brag, but it's also really really sad because I got to like book some shit.

Because you've only got one job. Yeah. Yeah. And I just finished filming my last job. So what do I? Well, once that airs, well, things will start coming around for you. Fingers crossed, baby. TV time is just really your best advertisement.

You know what I mean? That's very true. The best you I mean? That's very true. The best you can get. That's very true. Yeah. Yeah, so I saw this. Everyone was covering Metallica. Like, I saw that Jason Isbell did this as well,

and I was like, what's happening here? Cool. Yeah. I mean, yeah, this has got Elton John, Yo-Yo Ma. What? Cello on this bitch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this has got Elton John, Yo-Yo Ma. What? Cello on this bitch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Well, fucking let your arm heal, dude. Oh, I'm trying hard. Come on. Got to. I don't like being injured. I don't like it either. All right. Well, Miss Jen, I love ya.

Love ya. Bye, YFTers. And don't forget, nothing else matters than listening to this show. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.