Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - We have a podcast!

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

Along with his office rebrand, Wells has a new computer and is more excited about it than he should be. But hey, whatever brings you joy. Your hosts are also super excited about their new YouTube channel, especially Brandi, who says that since she’s laid off the Botox her facial expressions have really come back to life! Your hosts chat BIP and fave things, PLUS the fan-favorite Amazon review is back with a vibrator that will have you feeling all kinds of things. Then, in their news segment that really needs a name, Wells dishes on all the Jada Pinkett Smith drama. He then shares his shame around his Postmates consumption, his new favorite trend on TikTok, and the Ted Cruz smear campaign that sounds a little too familiar.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  ShipStation —  Go to ShipStation.com and use code yourfavoritething today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial  Factor — Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yft50 and use code yft50 to get 50% off  Skims — The Cotton collection and more are available now at SKIMS.com. Plus, get free shipping on orders over $75! If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows

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look to me and escape okay the new studio is coming together everybody i just want you to know it's not completely finished i haven't gotten the desk yet which annoys me because it's like the first thing i bought when i go to the tracking thing it says like we have received the shipment but they haven't put it it's been stuck in shipping for like two weeks and I don't know what they're doing. And hurry the fuck up because your boy needs a desk. I just got the old desk and it's fine for right now. But I got a new carpet in. We painted the walls.

We got the Chesterfield chair in for the very few times in which we'll have a guest. And you know what? It's feeling so much more me in here. I haven't been this excited about it, about anything in a while. And that's a really sad thing to say, but that is also the truth. Oh, I got a new computer too. So we'll see how this all sounds and edits out. I got a new Mac. Should we call the brand? I let's call it brand. I let's call her up right now. Got a new studio in the works, in the works. Got a new studio in the works, in the works.

Hey. What's up? Nothing. Dude, I was just telling the wife two years before I called you, the studio is almost done. Yeah? Yeah. The walls are painted. They look great.

I got a new carpet. Oh, a rug. Yeah, hold on, let me do this. Anyway, so I'm very excited. Like, this is the most excited I've been in a long time. What are you drinking? Having myself a little Pacifico Clara. What is today?

Tuesday? It's Tuesday. Listen, I'm on a beer train these days. Okay. I find that I can drink beer and I don't get drunk. So it's kind of like the best of both worlds. So you don't get hungover either. Exactamundo, Sister Anne.

And that's what I'm really looking for. I'm looking for something to do. Okay. And then I want to feel good tomorrow. What about a poppy? By the way, none of these things are sponsored. And they should be. Should be.

It's frustrating. I drink one of these almost every episode. Really? I just, I like having something to drink. Yeah. Don't need alcohol. And these are really yummy and supposedly good for you. So I don't know. I told you that I haven't had caffeine in like two weeks, right? I know. Still haven't. And doing great? Yeah. Guess so. Let me tell the YFT or something, guys. Decaf coffee still makes you shit. Yeah, but it's not

as good. It's not. Sleeping better. And I think that's the, that's not as good it's not sleeping better and i think that's that's the key that's what's important you know that is important anyways um how you doing i'm chilling finally got cold here oh it did you finally you're getting a season we're getting a season it's cloudy dreary you know been been drizzling it's in the 50s just that typical like blah tennessee weather gotcha we're known for yeah all right that's it's fine you know it's just that typical like blah Tennessee weather. Gotcha. We're known for. Yeah.

All right. So that's fine. You know, it's fine. I've been cleaning the house today, doing laundry. You know, someone's got to run this household. Someone's got to provide for these fucking dogs that live in this castle. Why don't you get a housekeeper? So I have one.

She comes every two weeks. Oh, two weeks. Yeah, I know. I mean, you know, housekeepers are expensive. Totally. Comes in as a deep clean, so your girl has to, you know, do a little cleaning here and there, you know, in between. You're like an everyman. I really am.

I do it all. You do it all. Wow. You're like the Bruce Springsteen of podcasters. Blue collar. All right. Well, let's see. Last night, Sarah and I celebrated our six-year anniversary from becoming boyfriend-girlfriend.

That's actually insane. I know. We both realized that it's the longest relationship either of us have ever been in. So there's that. It should be. Where did those six years go? I feel like you guys have not been together that long. I know.

It's crazy. Yeah, we debuted our relationship at your house. Sure did. Halloween. That was an epic party. It was a good one. Maybe the best party I've ever thrown. Really?

It was a good one. Yeah, all right. A good one. There were some fights, you know, girls pulling each other's hair. Was there? Yes. I don't remember that. It was fun.

But we were really celebrating like our one year anniversary, but she was in Fiji doing Little Island. So we kind of like pushed it to like, well, let's just do it when our like dating anniversary was. But you know what the first year anniversary gift is? No. Paper. It's pretty weak.

We went through it all last night, like all of the anniversary gifts. What's six? No, because it was our first year married. And that's how you do these things? Yeah, that's how it works. Paper, I said give me some money. First of all, I think this list had come out so long ago

that some of these precious metals were much more important than they are now. But I think the idea was originally the first 14 are cheap items because you're poor when you first get married. And then for 14 years, you're poor. I guess. I don't know. But like, so let me just say, OK, number one is paper.

So I got Sarah this notepad. Cute. That says take notes. And it says the Adams family. It's a picture of us. Adorable. And then she got me a picture framed from our wedding that's going to go up here. But number two is cotton.

The touch, the feel of cotton. Sheets. No, you don't want cotton sheets. A t-shirt? I don't even know what that is. Number three is leather. Okay, that could be good. It could be like a bag of some sort.

Number four is fruit or flowers. So that sounds like an edible arrangement. That sounds terrible. Number five is wood. Let me tell you something, everybody. She's getting the wood every anniversary. Oh, that was about my dick. Let's see. Six is candy or iron. Those two are not the same thing. No. Number seven is wool or copper. Okay. A sweater, I guess. Weird. Number eight is pottery or bronze.

Okay. I don't even know what they make bronze into these days. Really? Not a whole lot. Yeah. It's not until 60, anniversary 60, I think, that it's diamonds. You got to wait. You got to, that's a long con to get them diamonds. I was going to say, did people even live that long back then?

No, fuck no. I'll do the good ones. 55 is emerald. That's a good one. 53 is plastic. I guess maybe a credit card or something. Huh. 42nd is clocks or watches.

That could be expensive and nice. Yeah. 36 is antiques. I like that because you're old at that point. You're like, let's go antiquing together, baby. We did that. That was fun. And now we're here.

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By the way, I went and looked at some more Fuck You Very Mucheses and then a lot of people were like no we like the bip reviews so i i'm gonna do the same thing i'll tell you kind of when this ends i really don't know the exact time because ads and stuff but i'll give you a ballpark okay so let's talk about some bip nine ep four okay if you don't want to listen to the BIP recap you can skip ahead to around 21 minutes okay I feel like a lot happened it felt like a very long episode it did feel very right I was like I was like geez this is taking forever and not not in a bad way I was just like a lot of things were happening lots so it kind of starts with John Henry coming in. And he is the most nervous person I've ever seen ever come on that show.

Very nervous. It was kind of endearing, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I liked it. Him pulling out the card and he's just like... Yeah, something. Like just got done jackhammering. He asks out Olivia, which is kind of surprising to me. Well, it was, except that when he said that Kylie was his number one,

surprising to me. And I'm like, oh, okay. Now I know his type. But you know what? I was really surprised that Kylie didn't get asked on the date because I was shocked that she said she was open to going because I thought she was all in on Avon. And then she's sitting here telling John Henry, like, no, we're open. I'm not sure that Avon knows that you're open, but sure. So I thought for sure she would get asked. But then I think he ended up talking to Olivia. And I think Olivia is this type also.

And she's beautiful. I actually think that she's so extroverted that it's a really good balance for him. Like where Kylie's kind of quieter and more introverted too. Like maybe they would have gone on a date and it would have been very silent. I think Olivia was a great choice. I don't disagree with that. By the way, I just feel like Olivia just wants to hook up with someone so badly. I'm not putting her down or anything.

I just feel like she's just like, I just need to go on a fucking date. Like I just feel like that's what her like energy is uh-huh so i'm so glad that she finally gets to go on a date and also like why were the masseuses there i don't you guys didn't do anything no i didn't do anything all you did was set up the table fucked up because it broke broke which was funny yeah john henry was so nervous i was like is he gonna make out with this chick or not like what's gonna happen here i know but then once he went in for the kiss he was kind of like forward about it yeah in a good way olivia what happened to peter like i thought you were into peter how quickly things change here in paradise i can't even keep up with it okay but here's the weird thing for me is that she and peter hadn't even kissed i know i thought that was very weird too

very strange when she comes back and she tells p Peter how like great of a time it was, then it was like, Peter's like, well now I guess I got to make out with her. I got to catch up. Peter and Olivia's kiss. Not only was it playing catch up, but I feel like it was super awkward.

Super awkward. And I thought she and, is it John Henry? Is that his name? Yeah. Had like smoking hot chemistry. Yeah. So I'm like, how do you go from that to like this kiss with what's his face and like, and

be like, oh, I don't know what to do. Obviously you choose John Henry. Obviously. Well, why? I mean, Peter's a very handsome guy with a very good job. You think that's a good job? I don't. A pilot?

I think it's a horrible job. Well, it's like he makes well over six figures a year i mean that's fine but you're never gonna see him and he's gonna have ample opportunity to cheat on you when he's staying in hotels with flight attendants like interesting take i suppose probably not ideal but the only good thing about that job is the flight benefit yeah so you know you win some you lose some here yeah he's fucking around on me, but I get to fly for free. True. John B. comes in and asks Eliza, are you surprised that Eliza goes on the date?

Very. Me too, actually. Because John B.'s just kind of like quiet and dorky. I'm like, that's who you're going to risk it for? Like, no offense to John B. I'm sure he's very nice. But it's not like, not that he's single,

but like Matt James, like somebody like a former bachelor, just somebody like, you know, like a hot commodity. But instead like John B comes down and she's like, yeah. And like,

it looked like they had a great time. And like, I'm concerned. She's so concerned about having the thing that happened to her last season happen again. Right. Which is like getting into a love triangle and then like, so why would you say yes to this date i don't know and like aaron both aaron and peter did the thing that i think is the right thing to do which

is to say hey yeah i don't want you to go on the date yes selfishly don't go but if you do go that's fine but i do not want you to go. Cause, cause in the past people were like, you got to do what you got to do, you know? And then they use that against them. They're like, well, you didn't even care that I went on the date. So I think they both did the right thing of being like, I don't want you to go, but like you are an adult go forth if you must, you know, Aaron B comparing to her charcuterie board, I thought was interesting. Very, very. Of all like the most beautiful quotes in the world.

That wasn't Shakespeare-esque. No. Who doesn't love a charcuterie board? I mean, everybody loves one. But yeah, I'm very confused about Eliza. I am too. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, so then the next thing that happens is I unveiled the truth box.

So here's what I think about the truth box. People started to realize that the truth is going to come out because of this box. So they started doing things so they could be in front of it. Totally. Which is kind of smart. I think, I think it was, we had gotten to a little bit of a lull in the season.

We're like, everyone knew Sean liked Jess, right? Like everyone did did and he wasn't acting upon it and we're like okay you're running out of time here i don't know what you think you're doing here that was a very good example of oh shit people are gonna be like sean isn't really into rachel he's into jess and so he was like okay i gotta go talk to her know, so that he immediately goes and gets Jess, right? Yeah. First of all, like I love Jess to pieces, but she's just like a naturally awkward person. Totally.

Just wears kind of everything on her face. She can't hide her emotions. Sean, are you saying there's a chance? And she's like, basically like, no, there's no chance. Yeah. It was so beautifully awkward. I loved yeah it was good it was it was really good i think it was my favorite thing that's happened with jess thus far yeah it was yeah then rachel gets so mad so mad she's pretty fiery like i really like that about her i'm just

shocked that brayden didn't get like more backlash from what he did than he did i feel like he got off real easy because that was a dirty move even though it was the right thing to do for rachel like it was a little sleazy it was a little like old brayden from the bachelorette you know i agree and i think he knew that too like as soon as you did it i I think he was like, fuck. I think that he was like, I don't have a rose coming from anybody. I do like Rachel. And then he was like, and I never liked that Sean guy.

Yeah. In defense of Brayden, Sean was talking about it a lot. He came to the bar and was talking about it in front of people. And how did no one tell Rachel this until now is my question. Like none of the girls even. They both were under the impression that things weren't serious sure and so like his thing of like i don't want to hurt her feelings you know she likes me i think that's where rachel was annoyed by being like she's the one that's like still in love with me but when they had the understanding that it was casual yeah that i don't think she was she

wasn't mad that like he went and talked to Jess. I think he was, she was mad. She was like, I'm not butthurt that you like somebody else. Like don't make this like a thing. So that's what I think it was. But,

but yeah, I do think that it was a dirty dog move on Braden's part, but I will say this, it pays off in the end. All of a sudden it's like super hot and heavy with brayden and rachel yeah and i love them together actually i do too her makeout session with brayden was so much sexier and more romantic than ever it was with sean oh of course yeah i never saw it like i knew they had made out but i i didn't see it in person it gave rachel like a

good moment which i think that she deserves like as an ex-bachelor at the whole like hannah thing come down and her being like i'm the bachelor what the fuck is you know like that that always dropped me the wrong way and i was like okay good i'm glad that she's getting a moment she's getting it's real sexy it's real she's having a good time well at last who knows probably not it's brave but yeah but it's fine for now and then i think we have to get into like this cat is just unraveling she's looking real bad so she unravels kind of before the truth box gets really exposed so erin s takes my truth box and he fucking slams it on the floor.

Yeah, which, where'd that anger come from? And also, we never talked about why didn't he just leave with Sam? Because I think that he's hoping she comes back. Well, that's stupid. He should have just gone with her. If she shits in a window, she can come back.

Before actually going home. Yeah. Sure. So I think that that was the thought of like okay hold on let's just get her to the hospital maybe like let's see if we can get her to shit and then if she can she can come back i think that's that's why he stayed i agree it would have been more romantic if he was like i'm i'm i'm in this with you better story yeah and hindsight's 2020 and all that kind of stuff yeah i remember when he did all that and I was like, I'm very confused

as to why you're so angry. Yeah. I think it had to do with some of my margaritas. Fair. And I think he got angry because he started to realize that he was going to go home

because she wasn't coming back. Yeah. The way that he kind of explained it to me was I was really open and honest with her and with everyone. And I'm getting fucked over. And everyone here is not being honest with each other. And that's bullshit.

And if I have to leave, everyone has to fucking hear the truth real quick. Because I did read out like some very like blasé fun ones. I was trying to lighten the mood. No, I know. And then he was like, fuck this shit. Laze, fun one. I was trying to lighten the mood. No, I know.

And then he was like, fuck this shit. The big one was cats using Tanner and, you know, just like he did with Brayden and yada, yada, yada. And I don't know if he's the one who wrote that, but he definitely keyed in on finding those cat ones. Yeah, I feel like he did write them. Who knows who wrote them? I will say this. I read through all of them, obviously. It was like my job at the end of had to like read through them everything they were different handwritings with like the cat

thing like is it a girl's handwriting or a guy's i don't i think it was guys that what were not sold on cat okay wasn't there one that was like jess cat's not your friend yes which is interesting very interesting yeah, yeah. Anyway, so Kat absolutely fucking loses it. And I remember where she's doing those interviews is kind of far away from my bar. She's screaming at the top of her lungs. And we all were like, it's like looking up and being like, Jesus Christ, she is spiraling. Yeah.

Out of control. It's not a good look. That's all I have to say about that. Now, I did see a Instagram post that she did that said, you know, everyone's giving me crap for not saying and talking to Brayden before I left. I really did. They didn't show that part.

They only showed like a bunch of things making me look bad. And I don't know if that's true or not. And if it is, then that sucks. But I mean, it does, but it doesn't change the fact that she's still saying the things she is they are airing in the tone that she's saying them it just comes across very like pompous I guess I don't know like she can do no wrong she's just up on this pedestal and like everybody else you know is like bullshit and like whatever like that's the vibe it's giving and it's just not a great look i think the thing that she needs to take away from all this is that like you have to allow people to express their feelings to you even if you're not getting mad yeah and dismissive

that's not fair no there's much more to come with our friend cat oh boy oh boy i'm interested to see like you know they leave us on that cliffhanger of like who's coming down to the beach or whatnot so interesting to see who that is it's female legs i can tell you know, they leave us on that cliffhanger of, like, who's coming down to the beach or whatnot. So, interesting to see who that is. It's female legs, I can tell you that. I did notice that. The Paradise Gods have answered the call from Sean and Aaron S. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm kind of ready for Sean to go home. A little bit. Okay. Fair enough. Kind of ready. All right. Is that everything for Bachelor? I think so.

All right. You still having fun with it? Yeah, I like it. Okay, good. All right. Is that everything for Bachelor? I think so. All right. You still having fun with it? Yeah, I like it. Okay, good. Yeah, good episode. I wish you got more TV time. I know. Listen.

My only complaint. I know. Well, I was supposed to read out all those things, and then the motherfucker broke my box and did my job for me. That was so crazy. I know. Yeah. All right. You got some fave things, bro, or what?

Yeah, bro. Okay. i started a new show it's an apple plus show it's called lessons in chemistry okay do you know anything about it i do not it's brie larson is the lead it's her new show i'm pretty sure it's based on a book okay i didn't really know anything about this show i maybe watched a preview and saw that it was like she's like a scientist or whatever, but I really went into it with like no knowledge of anything. Okay. I'm obsessed with it. Okay. It's so good. I mean, Brie's amazing, right? We loved her in Room. She's an amazing actress, but she's so good in this. It's set in the 50s, I believe. She does play a scientist. She's got her degree in science. And then the place she works, basically like she's the only female with a degree. And they kind of tell you in episode one that like all the other scientists in the building

who are men also have a PhD, but she does not. And so it's like this question of like, well, if you got your science degree, like why didn't you get your PhD? And there's like a big question mark there. A lot of, you know, this is about like gender discrimination back back then and people don't take her seriously because she's a girl and even the women in the office that she works at like most of them are like receptionists and stuff they treat her like shit you know because she is smarter than them and they just tear her down for it and whatnot but there's this other scientist that's in the building who's like famous i guess he's like won

awards or something but he's a total weirdo she ends up working with him He like at first is like really intrigued by her and then finds out real quickly, like, oh my gosh, like she is so smart, you know, and they start working together on something and it's just so good. Kind of get like a little bit of everything with this show and every episode, well, there's only two out, but each episode has ended on like the biggest cliffhanger where you're just like, oh my God, I have to watch the next one. And now you have to wait a week. But they've just done a really good job with it. I love it very much. Set in the 1950s, Elizabeth Zott's dream of being a chemist is put on hold when she finds herself pregnant, alone, and fired from her lab.

Lessons in Chemistry, streaming on Apple Plus. I got a spooky show for you. Oh yeah. Yes. It is another, is it Michael Flanagan? Yeah. So Mike Flanagan is also the guy that did like the haunting of Hill house and

all of those like spooky things. Loved those. Yeah. It's the same cast. By the way, Mike Flanagan only uses the same people in like so much so that like someone did a tiktok and they were like look he just uses the same people i mean a lot of directors do that peter berg uses a lot of the same actors yeah for sure um

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and it's just in time for spooky season. And also, side note, Elon Gale has another cameo. Remember he was like the plumber in Haunted Hill House? He's once again a plumber for like one scene for some reason. That's hilarious. And then his fiancee Molly, who was in Castle and amazing actress,

she's in it for like a good solid chunk of it. Very, very good. Highly recommend. I will definitely watch that. Yeah. Love is Blind released the reunion episode. And it's pretty juicy. So if you've been watching Love is Blind, you obviously have to watch the reunion.

I'm concerned for the future of this show. So I know there's going to be a couple more seasons because I remember I saw Blake post something about they're doing Love is Blind Denver because he wanted to nominate Elise. And I did see that they were casting Love is Blind Nashville. So obviously this is sticking around. But only one couple survived this season. You know, like only one really made it and is still together. I just don't know how much longer this is going to work.

I don't know how much longer they can do this show. I feel like it gets like less legit with every season. Yeah. A YFTer sent me an amazing, amazing Amazon review. Okay. And I feel like I must do it. Let's do it. We haven't done one in a while. We haven't. This comes from Goddess Divine, five stars, verified purchase, subject line. Warning, exorcism needed after using this bad mama jama. She is reviewing the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen Vibrator.

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Oh, okay. Well, anyways, there was a lot of de-clitting conversation in that. There was. It attaches to the clitori. Sounds a little painful painful how can you attach to something that doesn't exist true oh you know that was a guy joke but apparently um you liked it have you been keeping up with like this jada pinkett smith business no really she had a book out and she's going on this whole tour about promoting the book. And in the book, she's like, yeah, Will and I haven't been married since like 2018.

Pretend married. And she couldn't believe it when he said, keep my wife's name out of your mouth because she's not his wife and all this stuff. And she just won't stop talking. And I feel like I'm losing my mind a little bit. I feel like I've been hearing for years that they just have like an open relationship. Yeah. Here, let's play some of this and see. I'm really shocked because, mind you, I'm not there.

We haven't called each other husband and wife in a long time. I'm like, what is going on right now? I keep my wife's name out of your mouth, right? And I'm like, but now I'm really worried for Will because I don't know what's going on. What is going on? Now, first of all, I'm worried for Will that you're telling people this.

The other thing is, she says that Tupac asked her to marry her at some point. All right, really piggybacking on all this Tupac news. So I found this, which I thought was very, very interesting. Jada's lying, and I have the timeline to prove it. And I'm literally in the middle of moving. That's why I look raggedy. But I cannot handle these fucking lies anymore.

Jada is currently on her Pay Attention to Me tour, and she is making all these wild claims, including that Tupac proposed to her while he was at Rikers. Really? The math isn't mathing. So let's take a look. Tupac was convicted of sexual assault charges on February 8th, 1995. I love these internet sleuthers. From there, he was sent to Rikers prison, only to be transferred less than a month later to Clinton Correctional Facility. And she specifically said she went to see him. This was not on the phone. When I go to see him in Rikers, probably one of the more painful parts, seeing him there, the condition that he was in and having to leave him there.

Well, so prior to going into Rikers, Tupac already had a girlfriend named Keisha. He proposed to Keisha her words in a September 2011 interview. He proposed to Keisha before he even went into prison. They were already engaged. They got married in April. And in the time that he got sentenced and was taken to prison, Keisha actually moved closer to be by him and be by the prison and saw him on a near daily basis. When he asked me to get married, he was at Rikers. So you're telling me that in the three to four week window that he was at Rikers

engaged to another woman who had moved closer to the prison and was there almost every day. that he was at Rikers engaged to another woman who had moved closer to the prison and was there almost every day. Tupac proposed to Jada. But hey, Jess, you might be saying to yourself, Tupac wasn't known to be a one-woman man. He was no angel. Fair enough. Let's see where Jada was during February of 1995, which was, as we've already established, the only time she would have been able to see Tupac at Rikers since he was only there for less than a month. All right, you get the idea.

Jada Pinkett Smith. This girl is heated on this topic. I love anyone that's passionate about anything. The fact that she's this passionate about this, after what Will Smith did, I became less of a fan of his, unfortunately. But I don't know if I've ever been a fan of Jada Pink and Spiff. And does this red table talk thing.

And it just seems like once she wants to burn every bridge, like everyone that's been close to her goes on that show and it feels like she fucks them all over. And then she puts this out because red table talk goes away. And she just seems like the worst person in the world. And I want her to stop talking. If I buy your book, will you stop talking?

Because I'll do that. Probably not. Probably not. Do you order Postmates? Not often. Really? Mostly because there's just not many options where I live. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

We use it probably too much, if I'm being honest. But I imagine most of our listeners are also using Grubhub or Uber Eats or Postmates a good bit. I want to pose this question to the YFTers out there. I just want to know if you guys do this too, because I do it a lot and I don't know if it's normal. When I'm hungover, I need Postmates to be brought. I need food to be brought to me immediately or I'm going to die. And it's usually a Jimmy John's sandwich. I am obsessively watching the car, where it is and how far it is from me and what is the updated time it's going to arrive.

I know exactly when the car gets there, okay? But I do not go outside to meet the person with the bag because I don't want them to see how much of a piece of shit I am. And does anyone else do that? Does anyone else just wait like for them to drive away? Then you go get it because you're like, I don't want them to see, I don't want them to judge me because they're like, you're fucking lazy ass. Couldn't drive a quarter of a mile to get this Jimmy John's sandwich. Like what's wrong with you? And then also like, you're fucking lazy ass couldn't drive a quarter of a mile to get this Jimmy John's sandwich? Like, what's wrong with you? And then also like, Jesus Christ, like you rich, spoiled, privileged piece of shit. You have to have me go get your shit.

And then I don't want them to see me and then be like, oh, God, you're exactly what's wrong with the world, you know? So I just have to let them go, even though I want the sandwich immediately. I have to let them go, even though I want the sandwich immediately. So anyways, I was just wondering if the YFTers out there also have this self-loathing, terrible feeling every time you order Postmates when you're hungover because you're just so embarrassed about the person that you've become and you've grown into be, you know? Is that just me? I think it's just you. Got it, got it, got it. The only time I use Postmates is when I'm in LA or like when I'm somewhere with no car.

Yeah. Like occasionally if I'm traveling and I'm at a hotel and I don't want hotel food, I'll Postmates because I can't drive anywhere. And I just don't want to talk to people. That's why I don't go meet them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. Yeah.

So I'm just an asshole. Yeah, yeah, you're an asshole, and I am ashamed of myself. So, you know, to each his own. Postmates really brings out the best in us, doesn't it? I'm going to kind of dive into music a little bit here. I'm in a weird spot in TikTok where there's these creators, these musicians who are taking pop songs and then making them sad bastard songs, and I love them.

Have you run across this? Can't say I have. His name's Corey. I believe he's a national musician. This is him taking the Pina Colada song. If you like Pina Coladas, I'm getting caught in the rain. You know that song? Oh yeah.

And then making it the most sad bastard song ever. And I just want to play it for everyone. Cause it's just so, it's so much better as a sad song. If I'm being honest with you. Really? I love it. Right. Ooh. So I waited with car.

She walked in the place. Knew her smile in an instant Knew the curves of her face Was my own lovely baby She said, oh, it's you I would buy this record immediately, by the way. And we laughed through the moment I whisperedispering I never knew You like pina colada

It's so good! Heart of rain Fuck! Feel of the ocean Are you gonna cry? Taste of champagne It's so good! Like making love at midnight Are you gonna cry? It's so good. This is insane.

It's so good though, right? The Pina Colada song. I saw someone do it with Margaritaville and someone was like, you don't know how sad, you don't know how fucking sad Margaritaville is until you hear it sung as a sad song. It is a very sad song. Oh, it's so.

Really? Yeah, really, really. Like if you like read the lyrics, it's like this person is very sad okay this last one i'll do i loved it so much last least song of all i'll do it's from like the 1950s okay and it's this italian singer who wanted to make fun of americans for their pop music so he made up a pop song that sounded american but he doesn't know english so he just sang gibberish and it is so fucking good i guess i i am that stupid american but i was like this

is fucking awesome anyways check it out okay Okay. With a stand and shoes on, I'm hoping to see that a whole red maybe get to call the boss time. For a chance to buy a biggie to go home. If I just stay and get a little joe home.

I mean, that sounds fucking awesome, by the way. It's a bop. Zip-a-da-ba, zip-a-doo-dah, big-a-da-ba-do,

ba-da-da-da, brrrr. I mean, that song that's so massive right now, that greedy song, It's a bop. Zip-a-da-ba, zip-a-doo-dah, big-a-da-ba-do, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da that Anthony Kiedis does this. I think even the Beatles did this. They'll get melody, they'll play it, and then they'll sing gibberish over it and do a voice note to get how they want it to sound. And then they'll go back and they'll put words in that gibberish to make it make sense, you know? But they're just trying to get good vocalization with the melody.

A lot of times when you're listening to the Chili Peppers, you're like, this does sound like gibberish. And I think for the most part it originally was you know anyways totally i've definitely heard like like demos of miley's where like it's not that she's saying gibberish but she's definitely just like saying words that don't all make sense together necessarily sometimes they're just filler words for the melody yeah they end up changing yeah so i do think that's pretty common yeah i. I think that's very interesting. Genius. The last thing I have is this isn't me being political, although, albeit I do not like Ted Cruz, but I guess, um, they made, I guess the

Democrats made a ad against Ted Cruz in Texas or something. The reason why I like it is because I feel like this is us a little bit. Okay. So this. Like you and I? Yeah. And like. I'm concerned. Yeah, I know.

All right. So just check it out. Okay. So this is a hashtag Ted Cruz. The new ad is great. I do every week a podcast. I do a podcast every week. I do a podcast three days a week. I do a podcast. I do a podcast. I do a podcast every week. I do a podcast three days a week.

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i what i love what i love about that is the entire smear campaign is just him saying it's a podcast like nothing against policy or like what he's done. Like what he hasn't done. He's just like, fuck this guy. Too much podcast talk. Oh, fuck.

And if you're a Republican, I'm sorry, but you have to see how funny that is. It's funny. Oh, fuck. fuck okay that's all i got man that's good any music you want to go out musics podcast podcast should we just go out and podcast let's see i've been talking about the book i've been listening to called Extraction. It's a three-part series. I'm on the third book now. It is so good. Oh, wow. You're cruising. Cruising.

Anyways, go listen to it. R.R. Haywood. It is so good. It's got to be a freaking show soon. Podcast, podcast, podcast. I don't know if I have any music. This is the California Honey Drops Bye Bye Baby. I like them. I think you will too. You got anything good coming up? What's going on? I'm coming to LA. Oh, you'res. Bye-bye, baby. I like that. I think you will too.

You got anything good coming up? What's going on? I'm coming to LA. Oh, you're coming to LA? Yeah, LA. I'll be there and live in person next week. Nice. You can see my new office.

Great. Let's see. This podcast comes out Friday now. So I'm playing Vegas on Sunday. If anybody finds themselves in Las Vegas for PBR weekend. Come on out to XS nightclub. I'm playing the official after party. Should be fun. And then I'll be in LA to see Wells.

Nice. I got nothing. Sarah's going to be going on vacation. She's going on a bachelorette party. So I'm going to be hanging out with myself. So I'm chilling like a villain. My mom wants to host some card night. She's obsessed with card night.

Okay. She says it's fun. I don't know. You should come. When is that? This weekend? I think it's going to be, I think Monday night is what we're thinking.

Okay. Well, let me know. Because I don't get there until Monday. Okay. All right, YFTs. Well, we were thinking. Okay. Well, let me know. Because I don't get there until Monday. Okay. All right, YFTs. Well, we love you and thanks for listening to our podcast.

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