Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Welcome to America, Michiel!

Episode Date: August 21, 2019

This week on YFT, Wells is hungover from a golf tournament and some mid-thirties clubbing, and Brandi is literally in the room with MH who is finally in ‘Merica. Wells admires the video stream displaying Brandi’s boyfriend shirtless and in full cleaning action. The hosts discuss how the Cyrus family is warming up to Brandi’s new man, why the hell GPS uses directions like “north,” and their favorite YFT reviews of the week. Wells and Brandi talk behind-the-scenes of Paradise and why they are officially endorsing Derek for The Bachelor. This week, Brandi is getting ready to fly to Salt Lake City and then drive out to the Grand Tetons. (Which, by the way, who named those things??) After their road trip and glamping adventures, Brandi and MH will be heading to LA to knock on Wells’ door, so stay tuned to see if Wells gives his stamp of approval. Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! FABFITFUN– Use code YFT for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com OPENFIT– Get abs like Wells! Text YFT to 303030 for an extended 30-day free trial membership

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Yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. What's up? This isn't going to be a great episode. Why? I feel very hungover and you know what? I'm going to need you to pick up the slack today. Okay? Oh my god. Why are you

hungover? Because I went to this golf tournament with my brother out in Palm Springs. You play around a golf and you're drinking the entire time and then afterwards we had a pool party and then after that, we had sushi. And after that, we went to some club. And I, and then after.

It was like a club in the hotel. It wasn't like the greatest thing in the world, but whatever. So anyways, I really overdid it. And I'm regretting it. Okay. Wow. Are you regretting it or was it worth it? It was fun. That's nuts. it, or was it worth it?

It was fun. That's nuts. Well, Wells is the party animal. Who would have thought? I know. So that's why my voice sounds, my voice actually sounds kind of cool, though, right now. It does, yeah.

It's nice and raspy. It's raspy. It's got a lot of traction to it. So this might be a shitty episode, but it's going to sound damn good in your ears. You know what other episodes are shitty are this week's Bachelor in Paradise because I don't see any Wells Adams.

Did you watch both of them? I almost finished the second episode. Yeah, I only watched the first one. I mean, that was in the first two episodes and I'm like, I'm gone now, so whatever. Yeah, I literally don't see it all. Not pumped about it. I know. I don't episodes and I'm like, I'm gone now. So whatever. Yeah, I literally don't see you at all. Yeah. Not pumped about it. I know.

I don't know who I need to talk to about that. But, you know, is Michelle Hilsman in America? He's in the room, believe it or not. So what you didn't hear because my cable was broken is that I walked into my room and there was a brown recluse spider just chilling on my pillow. What? Burn that house to the ground. That's what I wanted to do. Oh, look.

He's in the background with no shirt on. Man. Yeah. No shirt on. Where'd it go? What's he doing? He's fixing. So I made him get the spider obviously yeah and then um he

was like we're it's so dirty back here behind your bed that's why they're spiders and i was like would you like to vacuum it for me wow then he vacuumed behind the bed and now it appears that he's remaking the bed oh my god you have this man wrapped around your finger. He's a keeper. Wow. So he gets to America for the first time. And so far what he's done is he had to kill one of the most deadly spiders that we have in these United States. You made him vacuum. And now you're making him make the bed.

Yep. I didn't make him do any of it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's laughing. He's laughing. He actually is so domestic. He loves to clean because he's a little OCD. He's going to be so mad that I'm saying this.

But he is. And so he loves to clean. And so I don't have to ask or even say anything. He just cleans up and it's so nice. Yeah. Wow. I feel like that's gonna end soon though like this like this like good guy act this perfect man act i don't know man you know

right you want to come say hi to wells real quick he's coming over what's up dude he can't hear me can he oh no he can't he can't hear you well tell him he says what's up tell him i think he looks great without a shirt on and i totally get it he looks great without a shirt on, and I totally get it. You look great without a shirt on. He totally gets it. Thank you. Okay, that was all. Okay, cheers.

Love that guy. So when do I get to meet him officially? Is it next week, I guess? The end of next week? Yeah. Okay. I can't wait. I know.

It's crazy. The first week flew by. I'm already freaking out that it's Sunday. We're can't wait. I know. It's crazy. The first week flew by. I'm already freaking out that it's Sunday and we're leaving tomorrow for Yellowstone and it's crazy. Yeah, yeah. So did he meet the fam? He did. Well, he met half, which actually worked out really well.

Can you imagine all of them at once in one room? It just sounds really scary. So it actually worked out in my favor. really scary. So it actually worked out in my favor. So he landed in Nashville on Tuesday and then Miley was in town and so she

threw a little get together at her place and had some yummy food delivered to the house and we had a nice little fam dinner. It was her and brazen. And my dad was actually supposed to come and bailed, shocker, because of his power was out.

Couldn't leave the house. Why was this power out? The weather was a lightning storm, but I'm like, if your power's out, you want to leave the house, you know? Yeah. So he loves, he loves an excuse not to leave. So it was just me and Mylon Braze Brazen's, um, fiance Estella was there too. And it was, and then we actually, a couple of Miley's friends were there.

I don't know if you've met Bradley, her assistant and his boyfriend,ella, was there too. And then we actually, a couple of Miley's friends were there. I don't know if you've met Bradley, her assistant, and his boyfriend, Vidget, were there too. So it was super good, super chill. And then the next night we went to my dad because that's how it works. But it actually worked out because then we got to see the farm, which you've been on for.2 seconds before you just left on Miley's birthday that year. So we spent a really good portion of the day at the farm, rode like the Kubota. Kubota is like the brand. I don't even know what to call it.

We rode that around the farm and hung out with my dad and saw the horses. And my dad played us some of his new music that he's working on. And we had a really great time. Did Billy Ray like do the like clean the shotgun? What are your intentions with my daughter thing? Or is he long past that? You know what? He that's not really his style.

Yeah. God. But what he what was so great is that he was working on music earlier in the day. His guitar player was like leaving as we got there. So he was already high. Yeah. Which is so great because when my dad's high, he's always in a really good mood and he's really talkative and really social.

So it actually worked out so perfectly. And he it was just so good. He like really loved her. I lot and they got along really well. And he said a lot of nice things that I'm not going to repeat, but it was sweet. How did Miley and Michelle Huseman's meeting go? Loved it. They loved each other.

Her and Brazen both really loved him. He just really gets along with everybody. It's really great. Getting the best for it to have gone better. Perfect guy. Yeah. Well, I'm happy for you. You want to start the show?

I was about to say, someone tweeted at me and said we didn't start the show last week. Yeah, we did. Is that true? Yeah, we did. That's what I thought. I edited it, so I know it takes place, I think, 11 minutes in or eight minutes in. But we both say it at the same time. We say, like, I say,, do you want to start a show?

And then you say like, we should probably start the show. And so I know. And in fact, we started the show. It just took a while. Yeah. Well, somebody must've not gotten eight minutes in because they were like, y'all didn't start the show. I didn't hear bros and hoes this week.

And I was like, I think we did. We did. Come on, kid. Well, let's, let's get her started this time. All right. Me or you? You. Come on, kid. Well, let's get her started this time. All right, me or you? You. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy.

Hey, hey, hey. I know that we said last episode that we would go through some of the reviews. You want to start with that or do you want to end with that? Start with it. Start her off with a bang. All right, here we go. Start her off with a bang. All right. Here we go. This one by Bob Joe Roberts.

Great name. Great name. Five stars. Wells is truly gifted in creating an entertaining podcast, and Brandy compliments him so well. It's fun to hear about their lives and favorite things. Such a quality podcast. Aw. Wow.

That's so great. Thanks. Bob Joe? Also. Bob Joe. What a quality podcast. Oh, wow. That's so great. Thanks, Bob Joe. Also, Bob Joe. What a great name. What a name. That guy better also drive a Kubota around, you know, so you should go in paradise and give John Paul Jones run for his money. Oh, yeah.

The next one. My favorite podcast from Sam 1981 Allen. I fall behind on many podcasts that I want to listen to, but never this one. I've been hooked from the beginning and love listening to Wells and Brandy. They're hilarious. Aw. Best ever. Five stars.

Sarah, not Highland. Great. Every time Wells talks, I check my app to see if I'm accidentally put the podcast at 1.5 times speed. I'm obsessed with this podcast. By far my favorite. Is she saying I talk fast? She's saying you talk fast. Oh.

Is that a problem? Nah, I like it. This is from KMP2015. Five stars. The most down-to-earth podcast host who are in the celebrity world who will almost always respond to your tweets. I seriously feel like I know them. Love their bachelor banter. Book recommendations. hosts who are in the celebrity world who will almost always respond to your tweets. I seriously feel like I know them. Love their bachelor banter, book recommendations.

Brandy has impeccable taste in books. Wells is good for a good series or two on Netflix. Love ya. Mean it. So good. Oh, she even did it like that. What's that one? This is really turning my day around. I feel like I've had a, not a bad day, but just like a lot of challenges popping up today.

So I'm already feeling better. Yeah, man. There's a lot of, um, Wells' voice is almost paradise. The best part about today's episode 64 was playing the almost paradise track and hearing it build up until Wells sings long briefly. Seriously lost it. Ha ha ha. I didn't realize how slow that song started or what was going on eventually sang along like i was there love the show love wells and brandy keep

crushing it this is great i know these are all it's it's impossible to do a fuck you very much when everyone says positive things i'd rather i'd rather talk about the positive things yeah oh i loved that we got to do that more often. Yeah? You don't think it's a little like self-aggrandizing though, you know? I don't know. I liked it. I need a little cheerleading every now and then.

Why? You got a half-naked man vacuuming behind you right now. You're right, I do. What else do you need? I don't need anything else. That's right so give me the uh the lowdown on the trip to yellowstone how you getting there what's happening where you're stopping along the way will you see the largest ball of twine what's gonna happen do you guys where's the largest ball of twine i don't know it's probably somewhere like utah or something

yeah we actually we're flying into salt lake city um because we wanted to drive a little bit i didn't want to fly directly into like jackson hole or bozeman i know because i wanted a little bit of a drive so he can see some of the country uh so salt lake city's nice it's like a four and a half hour drive up to jackson hole which is our first stop stay in there for a few nights so we can explore the tetons a little bit um a lot of people say that they're more beautiful than Yellowstone. Yeah, I would say that the Tetons are pretty freaking amazing. There's a bar there called the Million Dollar Bar, I think, or Million Dollar Man Bar, something like that.

It's famous. You should go there. Great stuff. Sounds cool. One of my favorite bars. Love it. Yeah, so three nights there, and then we're heading up to Yellowstone for the next five nights, doing some glamping. Going to sleep in a teepee for a couple of nights. We're actually going to meet up with Leslie Murphy and her boyfriend, because they know Rye, because they were with me in South Africa when I met him.

Oh, really? That's awesome. I know. Isn't that crazy? So they're meeting up with us halfway through the trip, I think, and doing the last half of it with us. Fun. Yeah, we'll couple's trip. Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy? So they're meeting up with us like halfway through the trip, I think, and doing the last half of it with us. Fun. Yeah, we'll couple's trip.

Oh, my God. Who am I? Who are you, man? It's crazy. You've really come a long way. I'm really going to show my age here. But last night, obviously, like I have a lot of friends that want to meet him and stuff. And instead of like parading him around town and introducing him to everyone separately, I was like, you know, let's just invite like the core peeps to the house and have a little

barbecue. So we did that last night. And it's so crazy because like one of my best friends just got married a year ago to a guy that has to get two kids already, two twins. And then she brought all of them with her. And then my best friend Chelsea just had a baby who's just a few months old and she brought him and even everyone else that came was just everyone's very like chill and settled down now and just like happy to come to a barbecue at six

and be in go home, be in bed by 10. It's so funny because I really feel like about eight months ago, if I had done this and invited friends over to the house, it would have been totally different. Yeah. And it would have been a totally different vibe because everybody eight months ago was still like single and kind of in party mode. And it was just a very different dynamic. But I wasn't mad about it. It was really, really nice. So did you see him with like how he dealt with kids?

A little bit. They were a little cray at first. I think they were a little overwhelmed. We had a bunch of dogs in the house and then they brought their own dirt bikes. So they rode dirt bikes for most of the evening. And then their dad gave them iPads to just entertain them while we hung out. So, um, so your, so your ovaries weren't aching when you saw him like playing with kids? The furries weren't aching when you saw them playing with kids. No. No.

No, no. So you go to the Tetons, then you go to Yellowstone. Speaking of, do not watch the first 20 minutes of that show, Yellowstone, with Kevin Costner. Horses die? Horses die? Yes! Yeah, someone told me to skip the first 20 minutes, I think it was, of the first episode, and that it Horses die. Yes. Yeah. Someone told me to skip like the first 20 minutes. I think it was of the first episode. And then it wasn't necessary to see it.

Yeah. Um, sorry. Side track there. So then, so then where are you going? Uh, then LA. Okay,

cool. Then we'd knocking on your door wells. Nope. Well, can't wait to see you hang out with you. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be good.

Cool. Um, what do you, what. What do you got? You got anything? Not a ton, to be honest with you. Dude. I've been a little distracted. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, because you're getting that... Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You're getting that... Yeah. We're weird. Okay, so I've got something. What have you been doing? Well, I went to that golf tournament, and then I got way too wasted last night,

so now I just feel like hot garbage. But I was thinking about GPS on your phone, like Waze or whatever. They need to figure out how to figure out which way you're pointed, okay? Ooh, yes. You know? Because you'll be like, all right, I got to go uh i gotta take go to the hairstylist what's no the dude i'm losing it man uh be like yeah i gotta go i gotta go like my my barber i gotta go to my barber and put in the address and then you start driving and then you're like oh

fuck i gotta turn around because i don't know which way is north and south you know how do i know that yeah i don't know which way is north and south. How do I know that? I don't know. My dad has like a sixth sense about direction. He kind of knows where he's going at all times. I don't think so. I think he's just stoned and he thinks he's right. That's probably true. The worst for me is when I'm using maps or ways when I'm walking somewhere in a city i'm not familiar with and i'll

start walking and i'll go three or four blocks before it realizes i'm walking the wrong direction yeah yeah so anyways i don't know who we gotta talk to but like that needs to be figured out you know absolutely that's all i'm saying so yeah of my list of things i wanted to talk about that was one of them and that's basically the list this week. That's basically all I've got this week. All right, we'll see you next week on Your Favorite Thing Podcast. Everyone's going to be like,

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It's the one thing I've kept up with. Yeah. I want to chat Paradise a little. Although I did feel like this week's episodes were weak. Why? Maybe it was because the past couple weeks have been so dramatic. Yeah. This one just didn't feel as i don't know entertaining

i think you're the one that mentioned it that you i think it was you that said you were surprised they teased demi bringing a girl into paradise you know what i mean like they put all that in promos so like that wasn't a twist like everyone saw that coming and so it was just kind of like not as dramatic as it would have been if they hadn't shown that prior i think i agree and it's almost like a weird thing like they kind of outed her dramatic as it would have been if they hadn't shown that prior, I think. I agree. And it's almost like a weird thing. Like they kind of outed her before she got to like out herself, you know? Totally. Which I remember when we were filming it, that was very much something that everyone was very concerned about was like Derek.

Like Derek finds out before everyone else does. And I knew he was struggling and I'd be like, what's going on? And he'd be like, I don't feel right telling you. That's not my thing to tell. You know, like she needs to do that. And so everyone was very sensitive about that because obviously like coming out to a bunch of people or whatever is,

I would assume it's just absolutely daunting and terrifying. But it's weird. Like they almost out her with the promo. It's like, obviously it already been filmed, but it was like, wait, what? Okay. But what did you think about the fight that fight was serious bro it was it was pretty crazy i don't really like i don't know does anyone know anything about christian like yeah i do don't even

remember him dude okay so there's there was so much more that happened that they that they cut so figured christian is like super famous in mexico oh he he at some point dated like i think the mexican version of kim kardashian or something like that like he dated like this really famous person so he has paparazzi following him everywhere the storyline that got cut which kind of bums me out was jordan doesn't like Christian because Jordan kind of thinks that he is like the king of paradise or the mayor of paradise. Kept saying that stuff. Sure. But he finds out that like Christian's uber famous.

There's all these paparazzi following him around the date. And it like kind of annoys Jordan a little bit. And so I thought that was like a funny little thing that they kind of cut, which bummed me out. I love that part of it, like hearing about that. Yeah. That fight was serious, by the way. And did either one of them get badly hurt? It didn't seem like it.

Jordan just body slammed him. I mean, I know. It looks intense. Seeing it, i was like holy crap jordan like i think that he hurt that guy yeah and you would have thought it was the other way around no i know i did did jordan like wrestle in high school like where did he be where did this come from i don't know it was nuts yeah and i remember everyone was really scared because we were like that could have been such a million dollar baby moment where

like christian's head hits wrong on like the stairs going up that like it could have been really bad really really bad and you know what i mean i love jordan i think he's fantastic tv but you got to know the room you know when he messed with chicken last year and like through the you know through the thing he was more aware of the room like he knew that chicken thought it was hilarious and like was kind of in on the bit christian is not in on the bit he just doesn't like him and i don't mean honestly i kind of feel sorry for christian because he was just having a nice date or whatever and then he came over and took and i'd be like dude get off my pinata like that's you know and then so they're kind of wrestling for it and then all of a sudden he just

gets slammed to the ground you know yeah it kind of came out of nowhere it was really wild one of the things like if i was christian i'd be like why do i have to go home i know i'm the one that got slammed to the ground i kind of felt like he wasn't christian wasn't that pumped to be there anyway it didn't seem like like yeah it seemed kind of felt like he wasn't, Christian wasn't that pumped to be there anyway. It didn't seem like. Yeah. It kind of seemed like he was like, I could take it or leave it. And he was just like pissed.

And he was like, screw you guys. You guys set this up. I think he thought that, you know. And I wonder like if he hadn't have like gone like PCP, like crazy, like gorilla strength, like seven guys couldn't hold him down. I wonder if he hadn't done that if he'd been kicked out you know yeah i don't know maybe not clay's probably like thank god he got kicked out yeah i mean like in one fell swoop both dudes that were dating clay's lady gone i know you got real lucky i know and she was like i always kind of knew it was you and i'm like you're just saying

that because no one's left here exactly but anyways you know poor derrick is he's in for a little bit of a ride here it like hurts my soul to see derrick i know and he's being so chill about the whole demi thing derrick is a guy that can read the room and he knows that this now is much bigger than him, you know? So aside from like being, I think, just a normal good guy and that's how he would be anyways, but I think he's also like I gotta be really sensitive about this because

this is a really big thing, you know? And I'm just stuck in the middle of it now, you know? But I think he's like handling himself well and, you know. JPJ and Tay taisha are the weirdest freaking thing in the world you know they are weird but they're kind of cute i don't know i'm kind of into it do you think she's into it the way i perceive it it's like i feel like she almost i don't know like i don't know if it's that she never thought like that she'd be into a guy like

that and he's so into her i don't know part of me like thinks she's actually like really into it i just don't think it's gonna ever gonna last i feel like it's like the guy that you just want to like you and then when they do you're like oh i'm not really into it yeah that was nice but i'm rooting for him i guess but like there's a little part of me that's like is this because there's literally no one else here for an option for you I mean, yeah, that's the other thing, you know, it's like well You know what stick around there's a lot. There's a lot of shade going on this season Like I don't think I've ever seen it be so focused everyone be so focused on just like getting the rose

It's going after the rose like it's been really really intense this year so far yeah i mean years past there was a lot of friendship roses that was a thing and i feel like that's not like also on yanka pulling herself out it's the most brutal move in paradise because like why not just give your rose to someone and then leave i know because it's a three-person swing you know like if you just leave that means three people have to leave know. Cause it's a three person swing. You know, like if you just leave, that means three people have to leave, you know? Yeah.

It's brutal, dude. But I mean, I loved it. I thought it was hilarious. I mean, it's your like, yeah,

well, it was like, yeah, we need some new blood in here. You know, like Kevin, Kevin's a nice guy, but he was,

he's not that interesting to talk to at the bar, you know? Yeah. I did like Cam a lot. So sad to see him. Yeah. He was just interesting to me to at the bar, you know? Yeah. I did like Cam a lot. So sad to see him. Yeah. He was just interesting to me. Huh. And he was also a weirdo, dude. He would only drink DeSorono on the rocks. Like, I was like, I don't ever even see anyone drink that. Like, how old are you, bro? Like, I feel like that's my grandpa drank. It's all he would drink is DeSorono. And then they have like this kind of like crazy wooden cap on the top of the di serrano bottles and he would fit it once you finish a bottle he'd be

like let me keep the cap like okay you're like um why are you making kaylin a necklace um with the cap and then wills like wills is i like i mean obviously like i have always thought wills is so cute but i just feel like he just doesn't ever really bring very much to the show when he's on Paradise. Yeah. I mean, we've talked about it before. Wills in person is awesome. The problem is that, like, he changes when cameras come on and he gets quiet and awkward. So, yeah, you got to get him out of there.

We need some new blood up in this mix. Yeah, agreed. I can't believe Jen Saviano is back. That's crazy. I know. blood up in this mix yeah agreed i can't believe jen saviano's back that's crazy i know and then i loved caitlin on colton season i thought she was so cool so i was super happy to see her come in yeah i think it's it was like a bummer that blake was the only single guy on the beach when she came down because i think she felt like that was her only option and i don't i think blake's i think blake likes to like likes her as a friend but i don't think there's anything romantic gonna go on between them at all

yeah but it bums me out because i think caitlin's so freaking cool she's hot too when sarah and i were talking about like damn she's hot i also need desperately need to know if that's all her real hair yeah i don't know no you know you know his hair is the craziest is demi's i know hers is definitely real you can tell it goes down to her ass dude i know it's so good the craziest is Demi's. I know. Hers is definitely real. You can tell. It goes down to her ass, dude. I know. It's so good. So does Caitlyn's, though.

But I can't tell if Caitlyn's is real or not. I need to know. Yeah. I think Demi, whatever Demi's doing, I guess it's that girl Christian. Is that her name? Yeah. Whatever Demi's doing, she needs to keep doing it. I mean, she was pretty before. I thought she was pretty on Colton's season.

But whatever she's done, she looks amazing. I don't know if she's changing her makeup or wearing her hair different, but like she looks so, so good. Wait, I had heard that I think that Caitlyn dated Chad Johnson at some point. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, I don't know if there's any truth to that, but that's kind of crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. I can't I'm anxious to see like what happens with her next week.

Or honestly, I need to finish the rest of the episode from Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's enough bachelor talk. I mean... Yeah, same. Like I said. Let's do this really quickly. Who do you think is going to be the bachelor? Because Tyler is straight up just like... First of all, is he dating Gigi Hadid or is he dating Andy Dorfman?

I mean... I don't know. Who was the second one? Andy Dorfman. I saw there's pictures of him and Andy Dorfman. Oh, lord. Who knows? But, I mean, I don't know. What was it? Who's the second one? Andy Dorfman. I saw those pictures of him and Andy Dorfman. Oh, Lord. Who knows? But I mean, if he gets Gigi Hadid, then he don't need The Bachelor. I know. I just want everyone to know that.

I feel like Tyler should, I don't know, like send me a bouquet of roses or something. Why? Because I walked so Tyler could run. All right. What do you mean? I was the one who proved to everyone that you can date people that are way too good for you. It's so true. You know?

Yeah. Speaking of Dylan and Hannah going strong and I'm here for it. I know we're done with that, but. How cute are they though? I love them together. They're so cute. Wait. Okay.

So cute. Bachelor though. Yeah, who do you think is better than Bachelor? I mean, I think people would love to see Pilot Pete. Yeah. Here's the thing, though. Pilot Pete hasn't been on TV now in a while. I know.

But neither had Ari, and he got Bachelor. That's because they had no options, I guess. Yeah, I mean, I adore Mike. Like, Mike is not getting enough airtime on Paradise and I'm very upset about it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. So I saw that it was Pilot Pete, Mike, and then I saw Derek's name getting thrown out

there a lot. That would be crazy. I would love to watch Derek be the bachelor. I'm going to go ahead and say that I think that's who I'm going to be like endorsing for the bachelor. I'll do that. I'll endorse that too. Well, and I guess we'll see what happens with him and Demi.

But like, if he is single, pitch for Derek to be The Bachelor. He's 32 or whatever. So that means you can actually cast women who are over the age

of 22 years old on the show. Yep. Which is great, I think. He's like an SVP of a bank. No one really knows what he does, but he's like Chandler

in that respect. But like, he's got a good job. Yeah, he makes good money. I've heard all about his apartment that he's got in the city. Sounds expensive. It's very nice. It's the Chelsea area, man.

It's freaking nice. Looks like John Krasinski, you know? But like, but hotter, I think. No, he's not. Yeah, because Derek has darker features. Like John Krasinski, I love him. He's adorable. But he's got very light features, which is not really my thing because Derek has darker features. Like, John Krasinski, I love him. He's adorable. But he's got very light features, which is not really my thing.

I like dark features. So I think Derek's actually cuter. And here's my piece de resistance for Derek. You know that he's serious about getting engaged because he already has gotten engaged in the show before. Yeah. You know? Like, you know he's going to take it seriously. These are all great pitches. You should just run his campaign at this point.

I'm going to, if he leaves paradise single, I don't know what's going to happen. You know? Yeah. I think it's looking like he's gonna, but we, it is early.

So we'll see. Yeah. Looking like Dem really likes this, uh, Christian. Yeah. Lady. Does you got anything else?

I really don't. I've really just been so absorbed with Rye being here. I thought that you were going to take the reins on this episode because I was hungover. Did you really expect that? Be honest. Did you really think that was going to happen? No. I knew it wasn't, but I was hoping.

No. Not at all. When I come back from Yellowstone, I'm going to have so much to talk about. All right. That's cool. I finally finished that book, that Dean Kuntz novel, Watchers. Oh, yeah. Do you like that?

Oh, my God. Phenomenal book. And I thought it was new. It's not new. It's like one of his. It's an older book of his. But I absolutely freaking loved it. Okay.

Are you going to read more of his stuff now? Possibly. I think, you know, I've been saying that I wanted to go get on the Stephen King wormhole. So I think my next one, I'm going to do The Shining. I don't even know if I know what happens in The Shining. You know? I don't really. Yeah, same. Jack Nicholson goes

to a big hotel. And then there's like, here's Johnny scene. That's all I know of it. You know, like the red rum. And then the little girls with the blood or Johnny scene that's all I know of it you know and like the red rum and then the little girls with the blood or whatever that's all I know maybe by next episode I will have ripped through a bunch of

I'm going to be doing a favorite thing on a book that's like wildly popular no one needs my review of this book but it's going to happen you never know our listeners might not know about it I've had some YF2 years that hit me up and recommend some books to me. I have a little list going on my phone, so I'm going to start. I love that they're giving us recommendations too, that it makes me really

happy. So I have a couple, I've ordered them on Amazon. So I have a couple on my list to get through. I'm still finishing Burial Rites. I still, I really like that book. Really? I finished it. I'll give a little review. Since we have a few flights ahead of us this week, I'll probably have it finished by the time we talk next. Yeah. Yeah. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent.

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So this is just not new stuff, unfortunately, but like to swear in my life, I am obsessed with the show City on a Hill. Oh, yeah. You've been talking about that. Oh, my God. Tonight is the last episode of the season. And Kevin Bacon is so good. Really? The whole thing is so freaking good.

There's this kid. I don't know his name but he goes by jimmy on the show and he is one of the best actors i've seen in a very long time he's phenomenal so if you can go watch city on a hill on showtime it is fantastic okay i'm just really ready for gray's natty me to come back it's like my life's just not complete without Grey's once a week. That show's still going on? Oh, yeah. It's going to go on forever. Is it?

Oh, yeah. Is that woman from old school still in it? I never saw old school. Ellen Pompeo. Yeah, that's her. She's in old school? Yeah, she's... What the fuck?

I've never seen it. Dude, go watch it tonight. It's phenomenal. She's in old school? Yeah, she's. What the fuck? You got it. I've never seen it. Dude, go watch it tonight. It's phenomenal. I can't. I got to pack. I got to shower. I got to, you know.

You got freaking Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson. Oh. Jeremy Piven. Oh. Ellen Pompeo. Sane. The fact that I'm pitching old school to you is bonkers. I feel like there's a lot of those Will Ferrell movies I never saw.

Are you American? I don't think so. I mean, some Will Ferrell movies I like and some I'm like, eh. Give me your top three Will Ferrell movies. Okay. God, I've seen so many good ones. Obviously, Anchorman is amazing. Hmm. No? Eh. movies okay god i spent so many good ones obviously anchorman is amazing no what what step brothers is the ultimate i don't know i would say the anchorman first okay favorite anchorman second favorite old school i do like step. I also really like Talladega Nights. I love Talladega Nights.

Oh, I got a good one. Stranger Than Fiction. Oh, I forgot he's in that. That's kind of like a different side of him. Oh, I really liked Everything Must Go, too. Semi-Pro was great. I didn't see any of these. Dude, what?

Blades of Glory was kind of funny. Blades of Glory was great. was anchorman 2 any good i didn't see it yeah not really no i don't think so uh yeah stepbrothers is just my ultimate and then i loved um talladega knights those are my top two i'll have to watch old school added to the list i love i'm a sucker for elf gotta say oh yeah elf is amazing oh zoolander totally forgot he was in that oh yeah oh yeah i forgot that he's in austin powers oh yeah i've fallen down and i've badly broken my leg it smells of almonds it's getting gangrenous oh my gosh that's such a funny scene anyways bewitched he was in bewitched yeah that wasn't that

great that's chick flick there was some bad ones but what's this movie called dick that came out in 1999 i don't know very weird katsu lander was so good so good gotta love will yeah but you don't even with you i can't even sometimes. Old school, I gotta watch. I should watch old school. I need to add that one. Got to. To the queue. You know it. You better

have listened to Miley's new song that just came out. Oh yeah. It's everywhere. It's also, I mean So good. When did she write this? Well, obviously before a week ago. It seemed like it's very recent.

Yeah. It's not for me to say when the song was written, but I love the song so much. I love the artwork, the album art. I love the way her voice sounds on it. It's my favorite thing she's put out in a very long time. Back to the ocean, I'll go back to the city light. Back to the ocean, you'll slide away. Once upon a time, it was paradise. Once upon a time, I was being a liar.

Yeah, it's a great song. But that's all I'm going to say about it. That's all I'm going to say. That's all you got to say. I remember a couple episodes ago, we were talking about the paparazzi fighting Miley. but it's all I'm going to say about it. It's all I'm going to say. It's all you got to say. I remember a couple episodes ago, we were talking about like the paparazzi, like fighting Miley.

I saw that there was a bunch of stories about what you said. And literally, yeah. And the story was nothing. It was like, Brandi Cyrus has so much to say about Miley and Liam. Click here. And I was like, okay. And I went to it as like. You're like, what'd she say? Yeah. So then I was like, okay. And I went to it. You're like, what did she say?

Yeah. So then I was like, is this from our podcast? What did she say? And it's like, Brandi Cyrus said she's not going to talk about any of this. I was like, what the fuck story is this? Well, free press for our podcast. Yeah. I'll take it. The Weeks have a new song out that I rather like a lot.

Love that bit. They're so good. And they're just good boys. They're good Mississippi boys. I've known them forever. This is a song called Paper Mache Houses. old name stay until the show ends or listen to the latest train held the bottle like a baby

protected till we got back home drink up on the rooftops and wonder where the city's gone wake up wake up wake up why don't you take a little time to breathe it in

Don't try to tame the sun But you could try to feel it on your skin Could have let the whole world Paper Mache House is The Weeks. They are a band from Mississippi. They live in Nashville. They are my friends. And that is a good song.

Yeah, you love them. You like wear their T-shirt at least twice a week. True. Let me get some Miley merch or some blood merch. Miley's merch is sick. Have you seen it? No. She's posted it on her Instagram because they're selling it online, I think.

It's really, really, really cool this year. I really like it. I have one of the T-shirts. I have the orange T-shirt. All right. Well, I'm going to need that. All right. Well, I'm going to need that. All right. Well, I'm going to get you some swag.

All right. Anything else? I don't think so. I'm sorry. This is horrible this week, but like I said, I've just really been laying low, spending time with my man and my family and my horses, and it's just been my weekend. Listen, I get it, dude. Get that doobie room.

You know? Some of us are out there getting wasted at parties and clubs at 34. Are you 34? 34 years old. I'm 35. 35. It's hurtful. But it's true.

I need to grow up, Brandy. It's time to grow up. My headphones came out undone, so I didn't hear that. You could have been shit-talking me and I wouldn't have known. No, I agreed with you. Okay, well, have a safe drive through Yellowstone and the titties, the Tetons. Who named the Tetons?

It's a very odd name. Yeah, it's definitely like a boob reference, right? I don't know if it's quite that, but it's definitely like, before I really knew how to say it, I would have never pronounced it Teton. What would you pronounce it like? Tetons? I think I would have said Tetons. Tetons. Am I ever going out to Wyoming and going to go see the Tetons? Tetons. I feel like there should be an extra E in there for it to be Tetons. I also like Tetons. I feel like there should be an extra E in there. I also like Tatons. I like that. I like Tatons.

Man, have you seen the Tatons? I'm going to call it that while I'm there and see what people say. I'm going to be like, yeah, so in the Grand Tatons, what should we do? Where should we go? And see if people correct me. You got to tell Michelle Huseman that like, that like hey listen it's actually pronounced tatans and they're like it's like if you don't say that in wyoming people get like really offended it's almost like when people from missouri say it's missouri you know yeah so be like hey dude you gotta call the tatans and just see how long you can get that go that that lag for that's so good like i'll try to

video it too and get some content for you guys all right well i can't wait to see you next week um have so much fun and um yeah i don't know okay love you love love all you guys so much okay bye this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation