Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells And Brandi get stood up!

Episode Date: December 12, 2017

Wells and Brandi were really excited to bring on a well known singer, only to be stood up at the last moment. Not to fear, Brandi and Wells have plenty to talk about! Topics include: Wells' new favorite Netflix series, the most liked Instagram picture of the year, holidays with a new girlfriend, what Bachelor Winter Games is gonna look like, and Wells answers Twitter questions and gives bad advice. Enjoy!

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How do you say it? Tampa. Tampa. Just Tampa. Like, how else would you say it? Tampa. Tampa. Just Tampa. Like, what else would you say? Tampa. Is that northern? It sounds very like kind of New York, like Tampa. We're going to Tampa for the holidays.

Why are you going to Tampa? I have a DJ gig. Oh. Oh, I wonder if I can talk about it. I guess I can. Why not? I'm DJing the Miss Florida USA pageant. Oh, cool. Yeah. Man, that's cool. I know. I feel like I'm going to be Miss Florida USA pageant. Oh, cool. Yeah. Man, that's cool. I know.

I feel like I'm going to be like a fish out of freaking water, but it'll be funny. Do they have like a mister? I don't think so. And if they did, I wouldn't recommend you sign up. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying like that's a weird thing. It's almost like a very sexist thing. Kind of is.

Like we only judge women on their beauty. We don't do it for men. Like, what's that about? We should have one, and they should definitely let me judge it. Yeah. Let me host it. Yeah. Here he is.

I feel like we need, like, a Brad Pitt host. Mr. America. Why, I can do it. All right. All right, you want to start this thing? Yeah. All right, me or you? I want you to say the tagline this time.

Bros and hoes, welcome in to your favorite thing podcast with- Wells and Brandy. Let's just get it out of the way right now. Your t-shirt? No. Oh, okay. Do you want to talk about my t-shirt? What is it referring to exactly?

Okay, so it says, what does it say? I feel like this is the time when this is prime content. Okay, fine. The t-shirt says Biggie. Yeah, it says Biggie. And I want to know what it's referring to. I'm going to gross you out with cuteness right now. Okay.

There's a smaller one that Sarah has. Oh, a smaller t-shirt. Got it. No, and it t-shirt. Got it. No, and it says small on it. Small, so it's Biggie Smalls. Oh, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf. That's cute, though. It is.

Where'd you guys get them? Someone sent it to me. I need to figure out who did that so I can give them props or whatever. I've got the picture of us two next to one another doing Biggie Smalls. That's pretty cute. I'm dying here. You're dying? So anyways, but yeah. We were going to have a. Really? That's pretty cute. I'm dying here. You're dying? So anyways, but yeah.

We were going to have a guest tonight, and she flaked. I know. Just say it. Just say it. Yeah, I'm not going to call her out in case she does happen to reschedule, but I said to Wells,

I truly hate asking my friends to do anything with me work-related, because 99.9% of the time they flake. People are just very flaky, and I am not a flaky person, so it really irritates me, and I feel like it screws up my friendships. Just say who it was.

No. Why not? Because I'm not going to sink to that level. Well, I reached out to my friend Anderson East. Just call him right on out. I don't fucking care. I reached out to him, all right? Let me tell you something I don't like. I don't like being big-timed, all right? I don't fucking care. I reached out to him. All right. Let me tell you something I don't like.

I don't like being big-timed. All right. I don't either. I can't stand being big-timed. Especially when it's like, dude, I knew you way back when. Right? So I reached out to Anderson East, a guy that I've known forever. Okay.

He now, he dates Miranda Lambert. He's a phenomenal musician. He's decent. No, hold on. He's fine. I can rip on him. You can't. Okay. Okay. I'd never heard of him before he dated Miranda Lambert. He's a phenomenal musician. He's decent. No, hold on. He's fine. I can rip on him. You can't. He's okay.

I'd never heard of him before he dated Miranda Lambert. That's true. Whatever. I kind of wanted to have him on. But he big-timed you. Yeah, so I texted him and I was like, hey man, will you come on my podcast? I hate asking people to come on my podcast. I know.

Want to come on my podcast? But then I tell them how many people listen to it, and I'm like, actually, screw you, dude, because we have a lot more listeners than your normal whatever. Whatever. So I asked him. He didn't respond for like three days.

Yikes. And then he finally came back, and he was like, hey, man, you got to go through my manager. And I was like, are you managering me right now? Are you managering me? Just, you're a friend. Come in and do the podcast, pal.

Yeah. Most of the issues I have with my quote unquote friends that do these things is like, they're things I would never do. Yeah. And so it just irritates me even more so because I just can't, I can't imagine like doing that to somebody. I know. Like, can you imagine like when Olivia was like, be on my podcast.

I was like, yeah, hit up my agent. Yeah. Right. That's insane. I'd be Like can you imagine like when Olivia was like be on my podcast and I was like yeah hit up my agent. Yeah right. That's insane. I'd be like okay when I gotta be there okay I'll be there. It's insane. Like just say yes. Just help your person out. I know. Well when Caitlyn asked me to be on hers it was like her manager reach out to me and I said to her I said

tell Caitlyn to text me and we'll figure this out. Uh huh. And she was like I got people. I got people. I was like alright you don't need people. Just don't forget who your real friends me. Yeah. And we'll figure this out. Uh-huh. And she was like, I got people. I got people. I was like, all right, you don't need people. Don't forget who your real friends are. Yeah, right? People.

Yeah, people. Anyways, so we're doing the show just us. But you know what? I like it better. Your friend was saying that they always turn off when- Oh, yeah. My friend Chelsea Lankes. Shout out to Chelsea Lankes. She was like, hey, I actually listened to your podcast.

And I was like, wow, thank you. And she was like, but I think it's funnier when it's just you and Wells. And she was, no offense, I turned it off when the guests came on. And I was like, oh, whatever. You listen to it. We are pretty great. I will say that. I mean, I think we're great.

You're drinking a Starbucks. Is that like a pumpkin spice basic bitch thing? No, absolutely not. It's the second most basic white girl drink you can get at Starbucks. It's the soy no water chai latte. No water? No water. They water it down with water.

If you just order a regular chai latte or a soy chai is like the drink because no one drinks dairy anymore. Are you crazy? Oh, okay. If you order it, just normal soy chai. It's like this much water. The whole thing is water and a little bit of steamed milk. No, you want all steamed milk. You soy chai. It's like this much water. Like the whole thing is water and like a little bit of steamed milk. No, you want all steamed milk.

You want no water. It's richer. It's better tasting. It's just a better drink. You're welcome. Is it your favorite thing there? It's my favorite evening drink at Starbucks. Yeah.

My morning drink is either just a blonde roast coffee with hazelnut or a hazelnut latte with almond milk. All right. So my evening drink is the soy no water chai. I had a girlfriend once that used to- You had a girlfriend once? No way. I did, yes. I had a girlfriend once that would ask for a specific temperature.

Yikes. No- That's a little too high maintenance for me. How do they even know it's 165 degrees? That seems crazy. Pretty psycho. Okay, when it's really cold outside, I will ask for it to be extra hot, because otherwise

it's cold in two seconds. Yeah. In New York, I'm always like, extra hot, please. But that's insane. I want my latte at 223 degrees. That's crazy. I almost asked if you wanted anything, but I didn't. Nah. You don't drink coffee. I do drink coffee, but I'd like...

I never see you drink coffee. Yeah. I do drink coffee, but I like... I never see you drink coffee. Yeah. Yeah. To me, coffee is like... I should have brought you a beer. That's what you should have done. That's what I should have done. Okay, here's a question.

Do you know who has the most Instagram followers on Instagram? Selena Gomez? Yeah. Is she your favorite thing? No. Do you know who is... I do like her blonde hair, though. Do you?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's cute. Do you know who's number two? Kim K? Who, though. Do you? Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's cute. Do you know who's number two? Kim K? Who's that? Kim Kardashian? No. Taylor?

No. I don't know. I wonder if you even know who this is. Cristiano Ronaldo? No. He's arguably the best soccer player in the world? I'm going to look it up, though. Is he hot?

Yeah, he's a very good-looking man. I saw a really hot soccer player at Bar Tacos the other night. Really? We're getting a soccer team, so they're all flocking here to try out for the team. I'm like, yes, Lord. It's Cristiano Ronaldo, but his account is just at Cristiano. Yes? Found it. Jeez. How do you not know who Cristiano Ronaldo is?

I don't know. I don't watch soccer. So he's Portuguese, like me. Does he have a cute little child? Yes. Cute. And he's really that famous? He's like, it's him. Okay, I get it. I mean, he's a good looking guy. And he's really that famous? He's like, it's him. Okay, I get it. I mean, he's a good looking guy.

His kid's adorable. He's the highest paid athlete in the world, and he obviously has that many followers because of Europe, not because of America. Makes sense. You know? Madrid. Yeah. He plays for Real Madrid. He used to play for Manchester United.

Oh, my friends own that team. Your friends own Manchester United? Yeah. Oh, okay. Is your friend like the Prince William or something? They're loaded. It's just this family. They also own the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Is that why you're going to Tampa? No. But I might hit them up for Bucs tickets. You should. P.S. One of my

new favorite things. Yeah, hold on. I had a direction. Ugh. Fine, I'll save it. You sure? Yeah, I won't read forget. Yes, I will. Go ahead. Okay, what do you think the most liked picture was this year on Instagram? How do you know these things? Because I freaking look it up.

And I do a radio show. That's not what I do. I don't know the answer. You would think it would be something that Selena Gomez did. Like a selfie. Right? Yeah. No, you would think it would be Selena Gomez kidney picture.

That was a big one. That was a big photo. Guess what? No. It wasn't it. Was it one of his. Ooh, that was a big one. That was a big photo. Guess what? No. Wasn't it? Was it one of his? No, he was number two. Oh.

You know what number one was? I don't know. Beyonce's veil pregnancy bump. Oh, I hated that situation. I didn't like that picture either. No. It was not my favorite thing. Beyonce's got to be up there too with followers, right?

Here's the list. Let's hear the list. So it goes Selena, Cristiano, Ariana Grande, Beyonce. Ariana has more than Taylor? Yeah. Kim K, as you say. That rhymed. Taylor Swift, Kylie. Kylie.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson coming in at number eight. Why? Justin Bieber at number nine. Kendall Jenner at number ten. Wow, so many Kardashians. I saw Jenner's. That's pretty wild. It is wild.

Oh, my God. Do you think it annoys Justin Bieber that he is not number one and his girlfriend is? Probably. Yeah, I bet it does annoy him. It's probably something that annoys you when you're in that situation. Yeah. Beeps. Okay, back to my thing. Yeah. One of my new favorite things. Football games! Yeah? I went to my first

ever pro football game last weekend. How long have you lived in Nashville? My whole life. Okay. You do realize the Titans have been here for... Yeah, but Titans suck. What are you talking about? We almost won the Super Bowl and it came down to the last play. Wasn't that like 12 years ago? It was a

while ago. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Ever since I've been old enough to care, we've sucked. You are such a fair weather fan. No. Yes. The reason why you had a good time, the reason I had a good time is because we won. I know we won. It was great. But it was a very good game. It was a close game the whole time.

I hate it when you go to a football game and it's like one team's got like 30-some points and one team's got zero. That's so boring. It was a close game the whole time. Eric Decker running around in spandex. I'll watch that all day. His wife is really pretty too. They're a very attractive couple. Jesse James Decker. Yeah.

They have their own show. Yeah, I interviewed her and then I saw her on, I was going out to LA and she was sitting in first class and I saw her on, I was going out to LA, and she was sitting in first class. Oh. I think you told me this. And I was not. So she was like, hi, Wells.

And I was like, hi, I'm going to go back here now. She knows you? Yeah, because I interviewed her like two days beforehand. Oh. So she's like, hi, Wells. And I was like, hi. Hi. I'll be in coach.

I think she was thinking that I would be sitting up there, and I'm like, okay, bye. Bye, guys. That was great. Okay. I got a favorite thing. What? Binge-worthy, freaking, bye. Bye, guys. That was great. Okay. I got a favorite thing. What? Binge-worthy, freaking amazing show. Let's hear it.

Okay. You know Making a Murderer? Yep. You know, like, Serial? Yep. You know, like, Keepers? Nope. Documentary, crime documentary.

Okay. My friend Derek was the one who told me about this. Peth? Derek, yeah. Peth. Peth? I don't know how to say his last name. He's like, I'm not his best friend.

We don't know. I don't know. Okay, should I just play the trailer? Sure. Okay, so the movie is called, it's an eight-part series. It's a movie? It's an eight-part documentary. I love those.

On Netflix called American Vandal. Oh, I've seen or heard about this. Okay, you ready? It's just not the way I thought things were going to go. I was going to graduate high school, get my degree in engineering. I know I didn't do it. It is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers today. The vandal spray-painted obscene images on 27 cars.

Oh, my God. I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises. Everyone thinks I did it. Everyone. Dylan definitely did it. Of course he did it. He's like a known dick drawer. I'm going to take another dip.

The evidence, it's overwhelming. I spoke to expel Dylan Maxwell for vandalizing. This can't be real. It's not. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Bilt. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment. All right, let me break it down for you. There's no cost to join build. And as a member, you'll earn valuable points on rent and your everyday spending. Built points can be transferred to your favorite hotels, airlines, and even the ones you haven't heard of. There are over 500 airlines

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about Dylan Maxwell. He gets expelled from high school. Wait, it's a fake documentary? Yes. Aww. I love that you thought that. I was gonna go and watch it. It is real though. Oh. So it's done exactly like Making a Murderer. Oh.

But the case is real? No. What's real about it then? It's actually a documentary, like an eight part series that you can go watch. It's a spoof. Oh. But it's not a true thing. No. What's real about it then? It's actually a documentary, like an eight-part series that you can go watch. It's a spoof. Oh, but it's not a true thing. No. But you can go watch it.

Okay, just, Jesus Christ, Brandy. What? Seriously, this is amazing. Oh, my God. Okay, so it's like, you know how like Waiting for Guffman or A Mighty Wind or Best in Show? Nope. You don't know what those movies are? Those are called mockumentaries.

Oh. Never seen them. Oh my God, Brandy. So this is, tell me, can you watch this or not? Yes. Or is this a fake trailer? My new favorite thing is you not being able to comprehend this. Okay, this is a real trailer.

It's a real eight- You are being confusing. It's a real eight-part series about Dylan Maxwell, who gets expelled from Hanover High School. Listen, just listen. I would watch this. I'm going to watch this. This is what I'm telling you. You have to.

It's hilarious. There was a kid. What grade was I in? 11th grade? There was this really mean kid at my private Christian school that drew dicks all over my agenda, my planner, on every single freaking page. His agenda was drawing dicks on your agenda. I cried so hard. I was so upset.

That's what this reminds me of. Okay, so Dylan Maxwell gets expelled from Hanover High because everyone thinks that he spray painted 38 dicks on all the teachers' cars. It's a great prank. And this kind of nerdy kid who works in the AV department, or is like in the AV class, does a documentary because he doesn't think that Dylan drew all the dicks. And his main point is that Dylan is too stupid to be able to figure out how to switch out the surveillance footage. Wow.

It is so freaking funny. Great. I'm going to watch it. Anyways, my favorite thing is American Vandal. Please go watch it immediately. Also, my new other favorite thing is that Brandy doesn't understand that this is a joke. What do you mean? I didn't understand if you meant like it's just a trailer and it's not actually real

and somebody made the trailer as a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if the whole series was happening. No, it's- a trailer and it's not actually real and somebody made the trailer as a joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if the whole series was happening. No, it's... Screw you, Wells! I'm glad I get to make fun of you for one episode. All right. He tried to make fun of my outfit, but let's be real.

I look great. Your jeans look like they've got white tape on them. I've gotten a lot of compliments on these jeans and a lot of compliments from a lot of dudes on these jeans. So, thanks. Can I just say, here's one thing to look out for when people give you compliments. Oh, boy. Because I do it, too, sometimes. You pull a Regina George?

When I don't like someone's haircut, I'm like, oh, good haircut. Because I have to say something about it. You're so Regina George right now. I know that's a Mean Girls reference, but I don't. Yeah, it is. She's like, oh my gosh, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it? And she's like, oh my god, my mom got it in Africa and brought it back for me. It was handmade by a poor woman

in Africa. Thank you. And then she turns around and she goes, that bracelet is the ugliest effing thing I've ever seen to her girl group, and it's great. So you admit it. You do think you're beautiful. So you think you're really pretty. Yeah, you just said you think you're really pretty. Great movie. One of the greatest.

I know. I need to watch it because I get that quoted to me all the time and I just don't know. Well, I've seen it like 8 million times. You've got to watch it. It's like, what's the guy equivalent to that movie? Is it like Dumb and Dumber? Maybe. I don't know.

But anyways. The Hangover, kind of? I don't know. No. No. Oh, Superbad. Oh, yeah. That was a good No. No. Oh. Superbad. Oh yeah. That was a good movie though. Yeah.

Superbad. There's a lot of movies out right now that I want to see. Do tell because I was thinking there weren't any and I got excited about MoviePass. Do you all know about MoviePass? No. It's $9.99 a month. This is not an ad. It's not an ad. Someone just told me about this in my Pilates class the other night. It's an app but you pay $9.99 a month and it's MoviePass and basically any movie theater,

all the theaters in Nashville are on it, and LA, I checked with LA ones. You can go to as many movies as you want for $9.99 a month. What? Yeah. Really? Yes. I guess they're trying to get people to the movies instead of at home watching it on Netflix and stuff.

I love going to movies, but I love going to movies by myself. I just like going, period. And now the Green Hills Theater has the nice recliner bougie chairs. Oh they do? Oh yeah it's so nice. So $10 that's less than one movie ticket. Totally. We should be getting paid to talk about this. No kidding. I should get a free movie pass for talking about this. Yeah movie pass hit us up dude. I'm gonna get it though for real

so tell me what movies you want to see. Of The Room I want to see that James Franco thing about the worst movie ever made. Haven't seen the preview but James Franco sign me up. You haven't? Nope. Man he's like hosting the SNL this weekend. Yes. That's so good. Did you watch Chance the Rapper's episode?

No. It's really good. One of my favorite episodes I've seen. Yeah. Where are you going to be for Christmas? I'll be here. Me too. Sarah going to be here?

Yeah, she's coming. What? Where does her family live? New York. She's not going there? No, she did Thanksgiving with her family and so... That's insane.

I vaguely remember us having a conversation on a previous podcast about how to go about inviting your significant other of a new relationship to a family holiday. I know, it's kind of, it's a lot, right? Yeah. I've definitely done Thanksgiving with a significant other. But Christmas is different. Christmas is different

because of the gifts. You're not wrong. It's stressful. And then like, what do you get them? I don't know what to do. And like for her, if she's spending with your family, then does she get your family gifts? Oh yeah, she's like, wait. That's insane. And I feel bad for her because I have a gigantic family and so she's like,

who's all coming? You don't need to give them anything. And she's like, shut your face.? I'm like, you don't need to give them anything. And she's like, shut your face. Of course. I have to. I know. I feel bad for Liam. He gets all presents.

Does he? Is he coming here? Yeah, he usually does. And then I think they're coming here and then a couple days after they're going to Australia for like a long time. I want to go to Australia.

I know. I was thinking it'd be nice. I haven't been in like five years. Can Liam invite me? Um, sure. Do you think that Liam and I would thinking it'd be nice. I haven't been in like five years. Can Liam invite me? Sure. Do you think that Liam and I would be good friends? Probably. Really? Yeah. Liam just likes to drink and joke. That's basically you.

Yeah. Huh. I know. You should have given him a chance that one time you came out to Miley's birthday party and left five minutes later. You should have given it a chance. I felt really awkward. I'm sorry. Look at us now. I didn sorry. Look at us now. I didn't know anybody at the time. You could have gotten to know them.

If it happened again today, I wouldn't know anybody there. But would you stay longer than five minutes? I don't know. What do you mean? Every time I've met Miley with you, it's almost like- How many times has that been? Three times. Where?

After she hosted the VMAs you had that Where were we? You had that after party. Oh, that's right. Beachers. At Beachers, yeah. That was a little turnt.

Yep, remember it. Everyone was turnt. Oh yeah. And then at her birthday party at your ranch thing The one where you left. Yes. Uh huh.

And then at iHeart Festival backstage Oh, this year. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. And I just feel like she just, I've met her a couple times. She has no idea who I am.

Okay. Let me defend her for a second. Okay. Whatever. The VMAs thing, we were all very drunk and it was a club. Not the time to be like, hi, I'm Wells. Hi, I'm Molly. Bad time to meet somebody.

That's fine. That's also the first time. So like. There were a lot of people there. Yeah. Okay. And she had worked all day. Second time to meet somebody. That's also the first time. There were a lot of people there. And she had worked all day. Second time, her birthday. You were invisible. You made zero effort. I talked to your mom.

I literally left you for two seconds, turned around, and you were gone. And I was like, where's Wells? Where's Wells? And they were like, oh, I think he left. And I was like, what? He just got here. And they were like, yeah. And I was like, he drove an hour just to leave? I freaked out. You gave it no effort. And then, I heart, Miley was literally so flustered about Peter being in her dressing room He just got here and they were like, yeah. And I was like, he drove an hour just to leave? Like I freaked out. You gave it no effort.

And then I heart, Miley was literally so flustered about Peter being in her dressing room that she couldn't talk to anyone. Real true story. I believe that. She literally was like, I'm going to hide in here. And I was like, come out and say hi to everybody. And she was like, no, I'm going to hide in here. She was like, I'll say hi as I drive by on the way out. And I was like, okay, fine. Maybe that's why she never really talks to me because she's so flustered to be around

me. No, that's not why. No? No, she didn't think you guys were all hot, though. She literally said, she goes, I have a dressing room full of hot guys. I can't go out there. Yeah. Maybe you and Sarah should do a drive-by on Christmas and have a drink. You got to actually invite me.

I'll invite y'all. What's the New Year's play? New York. Oh. What are you doing the New Year's play? New York. Oh. What are you doing for New Year's? I don't know yet. Are you tired of the Prince Harry, Meghan Markle stuff? Yeah.

Is it enough? It's annoying. I get it. They're getting married. Cool. Yeah, it's not a big deal. I was reading the news headlines today, and it was like, Prince Harry asks Prince William to be his best man.

Whoa. I was like, yeah, of course. It's his brother. Scandalous. Why are you telling me that? If he didn't ask him, there's the story. But basically all the story is, is Prince Harry doesn't hate his brother.

Is it just because he's a prince, like has that title that everyone's so obsessed? I was saying something about Meghan Markle because she's quitting her job on Suits, right? She's leaving and she's going. She's going to wherever. To London? To sunny London town. It's not sunny, but okay. Can you imagine

her being like, hey guys, I'm quitting. And her publicist or whatever is like, why? The show's doing so well. Why would you leave? You're beloved. And she's like, I'm going to go be a princess. Which entails what exactly these days? Nothing. Nothing.

You like go to charity events? Here's the thing. That's what I love about the internet because people are so annoying. So I said that. I said like, she's going to go be a princess. Like, of course she's leaving suits. And everyone's like, ugh, she's a duchess. Ugh, excuse.

I don't even know what that is. I don't know what that means, all right? It means that it's something I'm never going to be. But if he's a prince, what's the difference between a duchess and a princess? I don't know. I'm Googling it. Stupid. Stupid.

I'm over it. It's just enough. It's old news. I saw one headline. It was like, the reason why Harry and Meghan Markle hold hands in public. And it was like, I don't know, because they like each other? Princesses are usually the daughters or granddaughters of a king or queen. Traditionally, a commoner, quote unquote, or a woman possessing no royal rank, Meghan Markle,

can gain the title of princess by marrying a prince with the possibility of later becoming a queen. Okay, that didn't answer my freaking question. Well, because he can't become a king. Why? William is going to be the king. Oh. He's the second born. The first born gets to be king.

A duchess is the wife or widow of a duke or a woman who equally holds the ring. But Prince Harry's not a duke. He's a prince. This doesn't make sense. I don't like it. Well, I don't know. All right? All I know is that she freaking hit god dang jackpot.

Yeah, she did. This is confusing me. But is he- What's a duke? Who's a hotter ginger? Prince Harry or Ed Sheeran? I don't think any one of them are very cute. Obviously, they're gingers. That's not why. Truly. They're gingers. That's not why.

Truly. They're just not cute. Daywalkers. Is Harry taller? I guess Harry. Ed's really short. Yeah. Like my height.

Can't have that. Have you started Christmas shopping? Yes. You have? I put everything off to the last minute. I know. I needed a really good one for Sarah. You've already got it?

Yes. Dang. I'm impressed. I don't know. I just went to good one for Sarah. You've already got it? Yes. Dang, I'm impressed. So I don't know. And then I just went to Urban Outfitters. Urban Outfitters is like the- Oh, I saw you guys were shopping there. I know. That's right by my parents' house.

Really? Urban Outfitters is the greatest place for stocking stuffers. True. Like knickknacks and trinkets. I like those words, by the way. My gosh. My mom hates all of those things. Knick-knacks and trinkets? She hates them. Why? I don't know.

She thinks they're junk. They are junk. You just throw them away. Yeah. But it's fun to, like, get. I like them. Yeah. So I went and did Urban Outfitters, and I got, like, all the knick-knacks and things for the stockings. That was just... For

everybody's? Just for my family. I'm going to do- The kids will be fine, my nephews and stuff. I'm going to go to Toys R Us and get them a big thing. You're the one that stuffs the stockings? Well, Santa does. Yeah, but that's on you this year?

So this is what happens. Christmas Eve, we get freaking blindly drunk in my family. Do you want to hear what our thing is? I'm jealous of the fact that your family gets wasted together. Yeah. My parents don't drink. I know. It's so funny because guys are in the music industry.

And everybody else is afraid to get drunk in front of my parents. It's really no fun at all. Oh, God. Miley and I are not. But I wish everybody would do it together. I'd get wasted in front of freaking Billy Ray. Yarn Tish. I don't care.

So this is what we do. There's like a cool charity where you can make your own ugly sweater. So we make those and we get drunk. And then the kids go to bed and we take pictures wearing the stupid

things. While drunk? Very drunk. Love it. And then the kids go to bed and then we stuff the stockings. Very drunk. I got it. And then we drink some more. Wow. And then we just... And do you feel horrible on Christmas day? Horrible. Ugh.

It's not the most magical day of the world. But I guess, what else do you have to do besides be hungover? You know what I want to do this year? I want to get everyone onesies and make everyone wear onesies at my house. Pretty cliche these days, but okay. Fuck my...

I don't know. My mom used to buy us all matching PJs. Yeah, I know. That's a guy. Really terrible. Okay, so that's stupid. No, do it. It'll be great for Instagram photos. Right? Yeah. That's all we're doing. Do it for the gram. Onesies. No, do it. No, I'm good. It'll be great for Instagram photos. Right? Yeah.

That's all we're doing. Do it for the gram. Come on now. Have you heard about armpit vaginas? Nope. Sounds disgusting. I guess Jennifer Lawrence coined the term. Of course she did.

Ugh. What? You don't like Jennifer Lawrence? It's not that I don't like her. Are you the only person in the world that doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence? It's not that I don't like her. She dated my ex-boyfriend, okay? Oh my God. But also- Anyway. Is this like public knowledge? It's not that I don't like her. She dated my ex-boyfriend, okay? Oh, my God.

But also, anyway. Is this like public knowledge? Am I cutting this? No, no. People know. It's fine. Anyway, it's not that I don't like her. I do like her, but she's just very vulgar.

No, she's not. What people like about her is that she's real. Is she? Because that sounds a little too hard to me. I don't know. I just think she just loves the attention. You think this is all a bit? I just think she loves attention. You hard to me. I don't know. I just think she just loves the attention. You think this is all a bit? I just think she loves attention. You're telling

me. You think Jennifer Lawrence's cool chick thing is a bit? It's not that. I think she amps it up because it gets her attention. I think she's very over the top about it. About like self deprecation and all that kind of stuff? Yes. This is mind blowing to me that you think that. She's also like, you know she's from Kentucky?

Yeah. So she's like a backwoods southern girl. She's just very loud and crass, and that's who she is. You don't sound like she's from Kentucky at all, by the way. She sounds like she's from Calabasas. I bonded over at a dinner one time when we were doing something with Liam. I can't remember, but yeah. Oh, this was like Hunger Game days? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I forgot the tie here. You have to like her. No. Yes, but yeah. Oh, this was like Hunger Game days? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot the tie here. You have to like her. No. Yes, you do. If anything, I don't have to. Really? Yeah.

She's pretty hot, though. You think? I think she's gotten hotter. One of my favorite movies she was in is Passengers. Have you seen it? No. Great movie. Chris Pratt is in it with her.

I've seen it three times. I'm obsessed with it. Oh, God. What? I'm so upset. What? Chris Pratt and Anna it with her. I've seen it three times. I'm obsessed with it. Oh, God. What? So upset. What? Chris Pratt and Anna Faris. That's old news. The divorce just went through, and I was just hoping it wasn't going to happen. It is sad. They seem so good. I know. They seem perfect. Who's left?

Who's left out there? No one. You and Sarah should call it quits now. That's it. No, Mila and Ashton. They're together, right? If that breaks up. Don't crush my dreams. I swear to God, Ashton, if you fuck this up, dude.

If he does, I'm never, ever dating anyone ever again. Coming after you. There's no hope. God, can you imagine? They're the ultimate. The ultimate celeb couple. I know, they're great. And then who's the other one?

Blake and Ryan. John Legend and freaking. Chrissy Teigen. That's a good one. Blake and Ryan though. They're just so beautiful. Did you know Ryan was married to Scarlett Johansson before Blake? Yeah, of course. That is insane. How did he get two super hot women like that?

All before the age of like 35. Or however old he is. Van Wilder, dude. It's insane. He's good looking and hilarious. I know, he's so hot. Here's the thing. Just Friends, dude. It's insane. He's good looking and hilarious. I know. He's so hot. Here's the thing. What? This is what I- Just Friends.

Great movie. Yeah. With Anna. I have a theory, all right? Mm-hmm. Ryan Reynolds is too hot. Too good looking. You think?

Because he's better looking. What's her name? Blake? I think he's better looking than Blake. Are you insane? That is false. Really? Yeah.

I think he's better looking. She is absolutely stunning. The girl's always got to be better looking than the guy. 100%. I think she's way prettier than he is hot. Really? Yeah. I think he's better looking. She is absolutely stunning. The girl's always got to be better looking than the guy. I think she's way prettier than he is hot. You do? Oh, my God. She is one of the prettiest people on the face of the earth. I think she is stunning.

Obsessed. She's got that nose job. Yeah, she did, but she looks great. Yeah. She's beautiful. Yes, he's hot, but she's way hotter. Who's the best looking guy in the world? I don't know.

Is it like Ryan Gosling? Ew, no. He's not even that good looking. Really? It's the whole package with Ryan Gosling. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, he's a triple threat.

Who do you think's the hottest? I don't know. I'm asking someone that takes stock in all this. I don't know. I feel like most people would probably say Brad Pitt. Yeah, but I feel like his thing is like, it's kind of past. Yeah. Tom Brady.

He's hot. That's a good one. He's hot. That's a good one. I know. Because you automatically go to like actors. An actor? Yeah, no.

Here's the one thing that I learned about actors now that I've been around a bunch of them now, which is weird. So I said you're dating one. I went to some party. Oh, yeah. I went to some freaking Emmy party. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember you telling me about this. Great stories. Oh, my God. Johnny Galecki. Is that his name? I don't know who that is. The guy from Big Bang Theory

and it was also on Roseanne. Came up. Someone was like, oh, my God. How's your house? And he's like, burnt down. What? And I started dying laughing. He's like, why are you laughing? And I was like, oh, I thought you were kidding. And then he's like, it burnt down. What? And I started dying laughing. And he's like, why are you laughing? And I was like, oh, I thought you were kidding. And then he's like, show the picture. No.

Wells, that is terrible. He's like, right after the fires in LA. And I was like. Oh, my gosh. And all that was left was the chimney. And I was like, well, at least the chimney made it. Oh, man. This just in.

What? A leaked photo of Dean and Ben from Winter Games. They're already filming that thing? I guess. Let me see. Somebody just sent this just in. What? A leaked photo of Dean and Ben from Winter Games. They're already filming that thing? I guess. Let me see. Somebody just sent this to me. Looks like somewhere I don't want to be. I'm going to LA tomorrow.

And then Tampa. Guys, how do you say Tampa? I got to be honest with you. Tampa. Tampa. I think that this Winter Games thing is going to do great things for my career in terms of ripping on it. I think it's going to be so stupid.

You think we're going to have a lot to talk about? Is that what you're saying? I think so. Yeah, me too. You know? I don't want to be rude, but this is what it's going to look like to me. It's going to look like a bunch of people who are super thirsty. Because paradise is one thing. I'm going to defend paradise

to the death. Why? Because you want to go back? I want to forever go back to paradise. I landed the best gig ever. That straight up is like, I've done it. I've seen people get married from the thing. It does work. Bachelor Games just seems like

people that just want to get a couple more Instagram followers. Because no one really understands what it is. Well, that's the thing. To be fair, I feel like we need to wait and see what the layout of it's going to be, right? Because we don't know. Because, I mean,

here's the perks of it versus Paradise for me. A, I don't got to wear a swimsuit, which is great news. Like, if you're going on Paradise and you're flaunting your fake tits around in a swimsuit, like, that's pretty thirsty, I think. Yeah. No thirstier than going on swimsuit, that's pretty thirsty, I think. Yeah.

No thirstier than going on Winter Games. That's for sure. I know, but the whole- Second of all, at least you have to have some athletic ability to participate and hopefully, I'm hoping, they have to do some sort of athletic something. Let me take some. If they're calling it Winter Games. I know all these people.

It better be sports related. None of these people are freaking athletic. Is Peter there? He's athletic. No, he's a trainer. There's a difference between- He's extremely athletic. Do you follow him on Instagram?

Yeah, I do. Take one looking at Peter Krause and tell me he is not athletic. There is a huge difference. As someone who played sports in college, there's a huge difference between people who are just jacked up and people who are athletic. That's true, but I have a feeling Peter's athletic. I have a feeling he is too. Now, Ben and Dean, not so much.

Who else is there? I don't know. Ashley Iaconetti, is too. Now, Ben and Dean, not so much. Who else is there? I don't know. Ashley Iaconetti, absolutely not. Is she there? I think. 100%. 100% she's there. There's no way she's athletic.

There's no way she's not there. Leslie Murphy, I heard she's on there. I bet she's a little athletic. I don't even know who that is. Her travel blog is so good. She was on The Bachelor forever ago, and now she literally lives out of a suitcase. She travels all over the world. It's amazing.

That's the best gig ever. But she does a lot of activity, a lot of hiking and extreme activities when she travels and stuff. So something tells me she's a little athletic. The humor is going to be is that no one's going to know how to ice luge or whatever. Is that what they're doing? I don't know. Like freaking the bobsled. No one knows how to do that, especially these reality TV idiots. But is that going to make it good because they're so bad?

That's what I'm saying. Your thing of like, you have to be athletic. No, it's going to be a showcase of how unathletic these people are. I would rather that, though, than just go lay on a freaking beach for a few weeks. Also, Kate, just in terms of viewing. Unless I'm helping Wells bartend, then sign me up. In terms of viewing, I don't know if- You hear that, Elan?

Yeah. I'll tweet about your book later. Yeah, you better tweet about his freaking book, dude. I already posted about it once. Did you? Yeah. Actually, I'm going to read it on my flight. You're not that great, but neither is anybody else.

Have you read it yet? Nope. Here we are. This is not an ad. Promoting. Elon Gale's new book. You're not that great. But neither is anybody else.

What a spot, man. Somebody should pay us for this. Right? Or put me on. You just want to be on that show. But here's the thing. Okay, so I think a lot of the... Your hair looks really great right now.

Good. And by really great, I mean really silly. I think one of the main reasons why people tune into Paradise is to see those girls with fake tits in bikinis running around. A hundred percent. If we're on Winter Games, you're telling me that I'm going to be watching some show where everyone's bundled up like freaking the Michelin Man? No, thank you.

I'm over it. All right? You can feel better about watching it with Sarah if girls are not in bikinis, right? Yeah, I'm fine, whatever. I'm fine. Are you fine? It's fine. It's fine.

Okay. Yeah. Your hair's not fine, though. It's- Stop! It's insane. Is it? Have you ever straightened your hair?

Yeah, I did it like in high school once. Once in high school? What happened? It didn't really work. We should do it just for fun one day. I'm totally down. Okay, great. Like a chemical straightening.

Have you ever grown your hair out or has it just always been that length? Yeah, I grew it out once when I traveled around Europe. How long? It was an afro basically. What? And it looked like I had an Eskimo hat. You know, like one of those like hoodies that like has fluff all around. Why would you cut it? Because I looked like it. You got no girls one of those hoodies that has fluff all around? Why would you cut it?

You got no girls? No. None? Zero? I did okay in Europe. Did you? I did okay. I feel like over in Europe they're okay with not so clean cut everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was also 2007, so we're living in a different time, man.

Last from the past. 07. That's a decade ago. I know. I'm old. But anyway, so I looked like an idiot. I remember someone coming and talking shit to me. No. And he was like, oh, you look like an Eskimo.

And I was like. What accent was that? I don't know. By the way, did you know that Eskimo is an offensive term? Yeah, I did know this. I did not. What? That's weird.

Why is that? What happened? I did know this. I did not. What? That's when? Why is that? What happened? I don't know. Also, um... I took a picture of Carl's butt, and it looked exactly like an S-word. Oh, I remember this. Wait, what is it? Oh, this. The A-OK is, it means fuck you. Ooh, I should have said the F-word. Sorry. Why? Leave that out. You say F-you all the time.

Because... Are you the one that never discusses this? Is that our dynamic here? Yeah. Oh. You say F-U all the time. Because. Are you the one that never discusses our dynamic here? Yeah. Oh, fuck that. The okay sign, right? Am I wrong about this? It means F-U. In what? In.

Inuit? Spanish? Oh. Maybe Spanish? Oh, I don't know. They got the topic. I just want to know. I want to give you guys true facts and answers.

Armpit vaginas apparently are a thing. Oh, will you explain that though? We never explained it. I don't know. It's like people walk in runways, red carpet stuff, and their like their dress, you know, makes it so their arm up against like their boob has like

a flap. Oh, like the armpit fat. Yeah. Yeah, I have that. And so all the people in Hollywood are worried about their, now it's called armpit vaginas. In Brazil, the okay sign is seen as a very obscene gesture. Really? It is equivalent to giving the middle finger in America. Yep.

One gesture that is also used is the one to say screw you. Yeah. So do not go to Brazil. You know when you're skiing behind a boat or whatever, and you're supposed to give hand signals? Oh, yeah. I'm like, sorry, I'm Brazilian back there. And he's just doing like, ah!

And he's like, oh, he likes his speed. Everything's okay. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, true story. Facts, people. Do you know about my Twitter campaign? Hashtag Ask Wells. Oh, yeah. Yeah, true story. Facts. People, do you know about my Twitter campaign? Hashtag Ask Wells. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I really truly want to start this. We didn't get any questions though, I feel like. I did. Oh, we did? We talked about it and didn't get any questions. Okay, so let's do them. Let's rip through them and I'll do it. Let's see what we got here. In a previous episode, was Olivia? Oh, with Olivia. With her problems and her vibrator issue.

Did you ever get a vibrator? No, I didn't. Wells! Do you want to know why? That's terrible! It's terrible that I didn't get another woman a vibrator? You told her you were going to. I know, but I thought about it.

I have a really big problem lately with people that don't do what they say they're going to do. Okay, I've thought about it. Okay. Is it kind of weird to get someone who's not like your girlfriend? Well, yeah, but it was a specific circumstance. I know. I don't know. I can do it.

I just don't know if that comes across as freaking weird. Okay. Well, everyone already thinks you did it. I know, because that was funny. It was funny. So if people assume that you've done it, you might as well go ahead and do it. I know. She was disappointed.

Truly. I bet. On a few different reasons. Okay. Okay. So she was here. She was telling us her problems, asking, well, she didn't really ask for Wells' advice, but he gave her advice about her guy situation.

Anyway, so I was like, oh, we should totally start this segment called Ask Wells, because it's hilarious that Wells gives advice. Yeah. So I tweeted on my way over here, if you guys have any questions that you would like advice from Wells about, tweet them at me or hashtag Ask Wells. As to which I responded with, I'm an expert on nothing and I will most likely ruin your life, but let's try this out. That was your exact tweet, actually.

I'm staring at it right now. It's good. It's a funny one. So let's see here. Diggy Moreland wants to know. Diggy was on Paradise with me. I know this. Okay.

How do you know if you're cool enough to pull off a leather jacket? Diggy. I love that he had the first question. It was the first response. I would say Diggy's definitely cool enough. Diggy wears those really cool glasses. He has great style. Great style. Yeah, you're right. So if anyone can do it, it's Diggy's definitely cool enough. Diggy wears those really cool glasses. He has great style. Great style.

Yeah, you're right. So if anyone can do it, it's Diggy. His style is definitely very preppy, though. So I can see how he may be hesitant to think he could pull off the leather jacket. But Diggy, I say you can. You're right. You're right. He does do the preppy look.

He does, yeah. Bright colors, ties, very put together. I would say, Diggy, you're definitely cool enough to do it. Yeah. Bright colors, ties, very put together. I would say you're definitely cool enough to do it. Definitely. But don't do it because you got your own thing and your own thing is killing it. That's true. But hey, if you want to mix it up, I say you throw on that leather jacket. Yeah.

Yeah. Here's the thing about the leather jackets. Can I just say this? Please. This is Ask Wells. You can say whatever you want. If you're going to wear a leather jacket You need to get a real leather jacket Well

I know they're expensive I'm split down the middle here Oh, because you're worried about cows? Animals, it's not that I don't own a leather jacket, I do But I wish I could be the kind of person That didn't wear Animals If it wasn't for that reason, I'd be like

Yeah, I get it really I understand that Are you a vegetarian? No, but like... If it wasn't for that reason, I'd be like, yeah, I get it, really. I understand that, but that's... Get a nice... Are you a vegetarian? No, but I wish I could be. I don't eat red meat, though. You don't? No.

Okay. You don't eat burgers? Turkey. Turkey burgers only. We've been over this. Birds, I hate them, eat them, great. Oh, yeah. Here's the thing.

There's a difference between a $50 fake leather jacket and a $600 fake leather jacket, all right? Stella McCartney, everything she makes, she's a high fashion designer, everything she makes is super high quality, super vegan, all of it. Great stuff. Whatever. Check it out. The leather jacket that I wear every single day is the most expensive thing I own. And I think if you're going to rock leather jacket, you got to rock a real one. Because I tell you that you always see the fake ones at H&M or whatever.

That's what you can't buy $50 fake leather jacket. They always like, they start to like crack. And you're like, what is this material? Anyways, all right, continue on. What is this material? All right, now that we've spent five minutes on one question. Danielle wants to know, not Daniel Maltby. This is a random Danielle.

What's the best way to distract yourself from thinking about somebody? Great question, Danielle. You should watch the show American Vandal on Netflix. Which will make you think about penises, which will make you think about the guy you're trying to not think about. Wells. Terrible advice. Go on a run? No. It's not a bad idea.

Workout? Exercise? Yeah, that's a good one. See, I knew if you dug deep down, you could come up with a great answer. You guys should watch American Vandal, though. It looks funny. I'm probably going to watch it, honestly. Another dick, another day. Wow. Wells said that.

That came out of his mouth. No, it's from the show. Just in case you guys want to know. Courtney, with a K, wants to know, one of my friends has never seen Legends of the Hidden Temple, Guts, or Double Dare. How would you handle this situation? I would murder them. I would hide their body in a marked grave and never talk about them again.

That's dark. I would probably sit them down and tie themed grave. Never talk about them again. That's dark. I would probably sit them down and tie them to a chair and make them watch it. Why are you answering these? I thought this was Ask Wells. This isn't Ask Brandy. It is, but your answers aren't great, so I'm giving answers also. How come you've never seen Legend of the Hidden Temple or Guts? Well, I have a feeling that this person, Courtney.

They're young. Courtney, I have a feeling that you're the same age as that. Well, she said one of her friends has never seen it. I have a feeling Courtney's our age-ish and her friend is probably a lot younger. Yeah, I get it. Because, yeah, unfortunately, Courtney, if you're my age, you're old and when you hang out with younger people, they don't know all the things you know.

What was your favorite Nickelodeon show? I mean, Rugrats? I don't know. I was like the OG. I was not allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy. Have we talked about the weird... Yeah, we did. Yeah, we talked about it. You weren't allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy?

Not allowed. My parents wouldn't let me. I didn't like Ren and Stimpy because they always did that super zoom in on like a zit popping. It was always so gross. What was your favorite Nickelodeon show? I don't know, man.

I mean, I loved Guts and I loved Legend of the Hidden Temple. Cartoon-wise, Rocco's Modern Life was pretty great. That was a good one. Was Hey Arnold the Nickelodeon? Hey Arnold. That was a great one too. I really liked Doug. Oh, Doug. I forgot about, that might have been my fave. Doug was great. Patty Mayonnaise. Great classic. What a classic. Courtney, make your friend watch this stuff. Man, I wish Legends of the Hidden Temple was still around. I would so be on that. Do you remember what the name of the temple was?

No. Old Mac. Was it? Yeah. You would be a great host for this show. Maybe we should bring this back. Right? We should talk to somebody.

The yellow monkeys are going up against the green alligators. I'm going to talk to Mark Burnett about this. You should. Do you know Mark Burnett? I do. Okay. He produces The Voice. Okay. I'm going to talk to Mark Burnett about this. You should. Do you know Mark Burnett? I do. Okay. He produces The Voice. Okay.

I'll see him next week. I would be, we would be a great host for this. We would be great hosts. God. This is my favorite idea we've ever had. Gosh. Who needs winter games? No.

Okay. Great question. Thank you for sharing. Emily wants to know, how did you meet Sarah? Also, is it annoying that Ashley always blabs about shit that isn't her business also y'all met peter how was he it's a lot of questions emily good any any do that one it's up to you i feel like we we we talked about me and sarah meeting last episode i feel like we did. Yeah. Okay. The second one was Ashley talking.

I feel like you also expressed and made a noise. Yes, but I also have to cut Ashley some slack. There's a couple times when she's just like at an event and a microphone gets put in her face and she gets asked a question

and she's answering it honestly. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And they know that she's going to ask, she's going to answer the way that she does because it's Ashley. Right. So I cut her's going to ask, she's going to answer the way that she does because it's Ashley. Right.

So I cut her some slack. Listen, she's never said anything like malicious about me. No, no, no. She loves you. Yeah. And I feel like Ashley, Ashley and I are a lot alike in this, the way of like, we just don't like, not much of a filter as far as we're just open about everything. Like she just kind of has no secrets, you know?

Yeah. Like she's just very open about everything about herself. Totally. And I'm like that too. I just lay it all out there. So, I feel like sometimes in the past, like, I've gotten in trouble with friends, like, saying something that wasn't really mine to say, but, like, I wouldn't keep it hidden about myself, so I just didn't think twice about saying it about him.

You know what I mean? So, like, I could see how, like, that would get you in trouble. The only thing I was annoyed about with Ashley is that she told the story wrong. I didn't care that she told the story. I just wish she had told the story correctly. Got it. What else you got? Kathy O'Donnell wants to know, top three artists right now and top three most overrated bands.

Top three artists right now? Do you know top artists? Do you know who Dermot Kennedy is? How do you know this person? How am I just figuring out who this is? Because I'm freaking cool, dude. And this is also my job. He's so good.

You guys, if y'all know who this is, his name is Dermot Kennedy. He's Irish. He's so freaking good. What's his EP called that's out? Something in Ravens. I don't know. It is phenomenal. Go and listen to Glory and Boston.

Two of my favorites. He's amazing. He's like Ben Howard, who's another one of my faves. Do you know Ben Howard? I love Ben Howard, but I did not like his, like, his first record was amazing. You didn't like the second? I liked the second one, but I'm not as much of a fan of the Bert, like the Feather, Bert something, Feather side project he's got.

Eh. Love Ben Howard. This guy reminds me a little bit of Ben Howard, but a little bit edgier as far as like lyrically and production wise, he's a little edgier. So good. In terms of the top three, I do think that Manchester Orchestra record is one of the best records this year. I think that the new War on Drugs record is up there.

Here's the thing, though. Everyone that's listening to this podcast, it's probably not their musical- Branch out, okay? Yeah, that's true. We're opening your minds up to greatness. I think that Jason Isbell's record this year should win the Grammy for best. It'll probably be Americana or whatever. He's nominated again this year.

That record's just so good. And that song, Vampires. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That song. It was on this. I don't watch this. This is us. I watched it and I tweeted about it.

Yeah. I think he liked my tweet, actually. Did he? Thanks, Jason. He's a good follow. Thanks, Jace. Yeah, he's a really good tweet actually. Did he? Thanks, Jason. He's a good follow. Thanks, Jace. Yeah, he's a really good follow on- Is he your brother?

No, I don't think so. I mean, I don't know. Not like a famous one that you didn't know. I think he does. I think he follows me on Twitter. Oh, really? I think so. He's a really funny follow on Twitter.

So anyways, that's what I think. That's good. Three overrated bands. Do you want to hit that one or not? I think a lot of people in the pop world are overrated and I'm really sorry, but it's only because I have seen... Better. No, I just have seen behind the curtain. Oh, that too. And it annoys me because a lot of these kids, they're so young and they're just being created.

It's not like... That's my problem with young pop singers. It's like, I know you didn't write this song. I know this isn't your idea and I know that's my problem with young pop singers. It's like, I know you didn't write this song. I know this isn't your idea and I know that's not your clothes. Someone did all that for you. That's why I really like Noah. Noah's very much You love Lil' No-No? I love Lil' No-No because she very much was like, I'm going to do my own fucking thing and I'm

going to do it this fucking way. And I thought that was cool for a 17 year old to have the wherewithal but it's also lucky for her seeing your sister have to go through everything. So she was able to formulate her little plan by herself. She was. I'll get off my soapbox. You can stay up there for a second.

Okay. Megan Mason wants to know, if you could go back in time, what is one thing you would tell your teenage self? Don't date Spotify girl? I don't know. No. I do not have any, I don't have any regrets about anything because everything that I've done has led me into a very cushy situation right now. You know, I always thought that I would say like, I really regret going on The Bachelorette. I

thought, but I thought you would say that. I thought I would I was like This is gonna end poorly And I know it is But I would always regret Not doing it I always thought That I was going to say Probably shouldn't have done that Interesting

I'm gonna pay you now And now I'm like Thank effing God Everything awesome Came from that Uh huh Which leads us To our next question

Wait hold on I wanna actually Answer the question I would say Learn the piano Ooh that's a good one Yeah 2018 My resolution to our next question. Hold on. I want to actually answer the question. I would say learn the piano. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

In 2018, my resolution, I'm learning the piano. Really? Yeah. Okay. You play guitar, right? Yeah.

It should be relatively easy. Yeah. I just want... Piano to me is like Latin. It's like... Really? Yeah. I think it's so much easier than guitar.

Really? And I play guitar better, but I think it's easier to learn piano. Well, I just want to learn to play the piano mainly because I want to play. For Sarah, blah, blah, blah. No. Oh. I want to be able to play the song Outlaws by Joe Purdy because it's a beautiful song.

Oh, that's very emo of you. Yeah, whatever. Best way to meet someone. Go on The Bachelorette and meet her on Twitter. I just answered it for you. You're welcome. Thanks. Do you have any real advice about meeting somebody?

My advice about meeting people is more about keeping your... I think we all do this. We see someone and we immediately stereotype them or we put them in some box that we think that they are. And that will cut out so many relationships that could be just friendships or whatever because we already think they're

so different from me this is never going to be cool. The only thing that I've learned going through life is that usually, not even usually, most of the time, the people that I was like, I don't like that guy at first, I end up thinking that they're the most rad. Yeah. And the people that I liked at first, I'm usually like, I don't know, I'm all over them.

Yeah, I agree with that. That's good advice, Wells. Yeah. Great advice. I kill it? You're killing it. Yay. Okay, this next one's one of my faves, mainly because Sarah actually liked this tweet.

Jess wants me to ask him, ask Wells, why he doesn't make time to do weekly podcasts ever since Sarah Highland came around. Love them together, though, but how am I supposed to work without all the laughs, huh? Okay, that's BS. Sarah liked the tweet, though, which is the only reason I read it. That's BS. It's not Sarah that's making me not do the podcast. Everyone needs to know the truth here, Brandy.

Okay. You are a very busy girl. Listen. I am a very busy guy. Are you? And sometimes our paths do not align. It's true. But I've said that. I skipped out on one podcast because I thought one.

And you know me. I have to take every opportunity to give you the most shit possible. I know. It's fine. I think I made the right decision there. And I think a lot of people actually... There's mixed reviews. I think a lot of people agree with me.

I think a lot of people agree with me. I think so too. Yeah. Great. I think people agree with you because they just won another podcast. Yay! They could give two shits about anyone's feelings. I'll take it.

I'll take the dub wherever I can. Thanks. Oh, Christina wants to know what your favorite Christmas song is. I'll tell you what my least favorite Christmas song is. Oh, okay. Baby, It's Cold Outside. Because it is the creepiest fucking song. Wait, is that the Mommy's Kissing Santa Claus one?

No. Oh, because that one's also really creepy. I really should go. But baby, it's cold outside. And it's like this guy just constantly, the whole time, trying to keep the girl there and give her, it's like, have another drink. This one's got a roofie in it. Oh my God.

But baby, it's cold outside, and I'm probably going to do weird things to you later. Like, it's the creepiest song ever. Oh, that's so funny. Okay, listen to, what's the Mommy Kissing Santa Claus one? What's it called? It's, it's. Give that one a listen, too, and it's also equally creepy. It's creepy, but it's cute, though.

That's creepy. Because you know what it is, right? What, the dad is Santa? The dad dressed up as Santa for the kid. Yeah, but what if it's not the dad? Well, then the wife's a slut. It's a little creepy. Either way, I like that song.

Oh my gosh. Do you have a favorite? Mine is Oh Come All Ye Faithful, in case you're wondering. Great. Wells hates Christmas. Wells hates- No, I'm thinking. I don't even know.

What's your favorite Christmas movie? Elf. Yeah. Also The Holiday. Ooh. What a classic. I think we've know. What's your favorite Christmas movie? Elf. Yeah. Also The Holiday. What a classic. I think we've talked about this on the podcast. Oh, somebody asked that actually. So, hey, we just answered that for you. Sage wants to know the best place to buy a beanie.

I get that on Amazon. Amazon? Yeah. I lose them so frequently. Hashtag, this is not an ad. I noticed that you're wearing a Neff beanie tonight, right? A Neff beanie? Neff, is that what that is? Is that what this is called?

Oh, the tag looks like a Neff beanie. Project 615, which is like, I wear a lot of Project 615. Hashtag sponsored. I really like that company. I think they won because they have figured out how to do charity right. They've cracked the code. It's you make shit that people want to wear regardless and then also have it go to a charity.

That's their thing. They make really good shirts that are funny or cool or whatever and then they employ homeless people to do all the screen printing. It's cool. That's similar to Giving Keys. Yeah. Caitlin's company does the same. This person, whose Twitter name is XX,

is just really great. Ask Wells if, is he in love? I know he will hate the question and cringe thinking about the topic, but I want to know. Not answering this. He's blushing, so I'll let you interpret that the way you want to. Cutting this out. Oh, come on. That's blushing, so I'll let you interpret that the way you want to. Cutting this out. Oh, come on!

That's funny! Rizmo wants to know how to make a long-distance relationship work. Spend a lot of money on airline tickets. Okay. And FaceTime. FaceTime. That was a great segment. Thank you, everybody,

for your questions. That was my new favorite segment. I got to think of one for you. What would be a good one for you? A good segment for old Brandi. I don't know. You'd be thinking about that. Oh, one of my new favorite documentaries. Oh, yeah.

It's called Last Chance U. Have you watched this? No, I like it. I feel like you would like it, though. It sounds like I would. It's about college football. Okay. It's East Mississippi Community College.

It's like literally in the middle of freaking nowhere. And it opens by driving you through nothing. And then you pull up to the school and there's this like insanely expensive and lavish football field. So basically this community college takes all of these athletes that are freakishly good at football, but not good at academics. And they take them and they put them here to get their academics up to a place where they can pass so that D1 schools can scout them. So it's this crazy small town. It's like the real life Friday Night Lights. It's a crazy small town.

The town lives for football, and it's all these kids that struggle and everything except football. But it's really, really, really good. I've been watching it. It's great. What's it called? Last Chance U. All right, I'm going to do it.

Last Chance University. Get it. I asked going to do it. Last Chance University, get it. I asked a question on my radio show the other day, and I wanted to ask you, because I think it's a good question to ask. It's here. Is it ever okay to date a good friend's ex? I think it is situational. Yeah.

I think if the good friend is now married, absolutely you can do it. What about if they're just in another relationship? I think if they're in a good, solid relationship, I think it's okay. I think you have to have a conversation with that person first. Yeah. Because it's better. You've got to have the conversation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's, you know. But even if you're like, I should have to ask permission. Even if you do it, it's just going to make it better. I also think it depends on how they broke up. If this person broke up with your friend in a really harsh way and devastated them,

probably not the best, but if your friend broke up with this person and just wasn't into it, whatever. It's just different. It just depends. Situational. It's tough. I think depending on the situation, but I also think if a friend, if I'm in a healthy relationship and my friend really likes my ex, I wouldn't want to keep them from finding something great because I'm being selfish. Yeah, that's the thing.

That's what it comes down to. Yeah. If you're in another relationship, let's say your friend is already in another relationship and then you start dating their, and they get super hurt about it, think about the boyfriend. Then something's, yeah, then they're not happy in their relationship. Yeah, then the boyfriend's like, why are you upset about this? Yeah, they shouldn't be. Yeah, so that's a tricky thing.

I know. Anyways, I just thought that was interesting. It is. I also just kind of feel like, too, like the older you get, the less of an issue that becomes, because I feel like if you're that good of friends with somebody, they're not going to get upset about it. And if you're not that good of friends with them and they do,

it's like you didn't really need their friendship anyway. Yeah. Because I would have been, like when I was 18, I was really upset when my ex dated a friend of mine. But like now, if somebody dated Zach,

I'd be like, great, great for you. You're going to fucking regret it. Don't care. Go be happy. Have fun. I don't think we need a guest on this show. We don't.

And I don't think we have to have one every week. I think if we can get a good enough one, like, great, let's do it. But if we don't, like, fine. Okay, so I was at Disneyland recently. Did you know that there's a problem at Disneyland with suicides? What? Yes. No, it's the happiest place on earth.

What are you talking about? I'm telling you. They're telling us all about it. There was a guy at Disneyland whose wife and kids went on freaking, I don't even know. Not Disneyland, not World. Disneyland. Is that why they're shutting down? He shut himself with a sheet over the railing of the hotel room.

They shut down Disneyland because people could kill themselves there. They're taking away California Adventure, the roller coaster. Really? Also, did you know that Disney World, I think, was the most Instagrammed place last year, or this year? Really?

Yep. What's your favorite ride at Disneyland? Tower of Terror. Tower of Terror's good. It doesn't exist anymore, though. What? Why are they taking all the rides away? It's still there, but now it's Gardens of the Galaxy.

Well, that's dumb. It's pretty great, though. One time, Miley had a birthday party at Disneyland, and they shut the park down just for us after 9 p.m. or something, and we rode Tower of Terror over and over and over and over and over, and it was so fun. I love the Space Mountain one, too. Yeah. Have you been on the I really like those rides

that aren't really going anywhere but it's like a screen and like the thing moves around. Like California Adventure? Soaring over California? That one's cool. That one's great. Soaring is pretty freaking cool. And then the other one I really like is the new Star Wars one. I don't know if I've been to that one. Oh my god. The Star Wars one I've done is

not great. Oh my god. That's why I really like Universal Studios because it's like all those type of rides. Never been. You've never been to Universal Studios? Right in my parents' backyard. Never been. Your parents live in Nashville. What is happening? No, they don't. They live in LA. Well, we love you guys so much. What are you doing tonight?

Going home to pack. You? Going home to pack. Well, on that note. On that note. I'll be going to sunny LA while you freeze to death in Toronto. Toronto? Going home to pack. Well, on that note. On that note. I'll be going to sunny LA while you freeze to death in Toronto. Toronto, yes. Have fun. Later! This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.