Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells and Brandi go to Vegas!

Episode Date: September 28, 2017

Wells and Brandi head to Vegas to host the iHeart Music Festival and to hang with fellow Bachelor alums like, Peter K, Ben H, Dean U, Ashley I and Becca T. Wells tells the story of going to the club with all his Bachelor friends and Brandi makes a fool of herself when she is introduced to Peter.

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Oh, all right. Got my beer. For we were what's new we were at the pool earlier and they brought us a bucket of beer and then afterwards ben was like you got to take the beer with you no so i i took it at the pool beer in the office beer in the room don't judge me on my beer intake i just don't understand how you're so skinny and drink so much beer can i talk to you about this please quick well you're listening to your favorite thing on three one two you do okay one two three go you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. Hi. We're in Las Vegas.

We're in Vegas right now. We're actually overlooking the Bellagio Fountain. We are. And the Eiffel Tower is outside the window. It's beautiful, isn't it? And Wells and I are in bed. We are in bed. Recording this podcast.

Completely clothed. It's very romantic. Not. Very romantic. I watched What the Health. Have you watched it? I can't watch. It's very romantic. Not. Very romantic. I watched What the Health. Have you watched it? I can't watch. We've discussed this.

I can't watch that because I will never eat again. I can't eat food now. I can't even do it because you know that like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. Here's the thing. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.

I love bologna. Would you say that? Okay.na. Would you say that? Okay, gross. Would you say that bologna is one of your favorite things? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. We don't have our bell. We don't have our bell. S***.

We need a portable bell. So guys, Wells is so dedicated to this podcast. It just really makes me feel special that he went out and bought this cute little portable mic recording situation that we're using right now. But we need a bell to take with us. By the way, do you like my little portable thing? It's adorable.

Isn't it? It's kind of fun. So micro. I'm really proud of it. It's kind of expensive. So I'm going to take that as a back end when we start making money. I'm fine with it.

I watched. What the hell? Oh, God. I don't even want to get into it right now so what was the top thing you took away from it like number one like one of the first things they say because they're talking about like diabetes heart health obesity those are the three topics that they're doing oh so they're talking about heart health first and they're like cigarettes pretty bad okay alcohol not that bad uh-huh red meat pretty bad really yeah i don't need a lot of red meat like uh alcohol not that bad not that bad

so that's your justification with drinking all day okay what about coffee what do they say about coffee i don't know but everything i've ever heard about coffee is it's not that bad for you it actually is good for you i've heard that as well but you know you hear both things you hear pros and cons and i never know what to believe you drink coffee every day every single day have we done this have we already done like the coffee oh i think we did our go-to like what's your ding ding favorite coffee drink we did do that but so i i think it started when i was in a band and we were traveling all the time and the guy was dating at the time was on the road with us in a different band and he convinced me somehow

convinced me to go from a chai latte at Starbucks to just like drip coffee with hazelnut added to it and so I got addicted to this and when we're on the road I just like had it every day and so now I'm a complete coffee addict to the point where if I don't like if I didn't have it first thing in the morning, like first thing I'm talking first thing coffee. This is like fast forward to my did my real addiction. Then I just literally can't function. Like when I'm traveling, if I'm staying in Airbnb, I get up, put in my contacts, get in an Uber and go get to get a coffee. Like I can't function. So a month ago I had a friend that was selling this stuff called Axio.

So a month ago, I had a friend that was selling this stuff called Axio, and it's basically 100 milligrams of natural caffeine that you put in a water bottle and drink it in the morning instead. So for a month straight, I did not have any coffee, and I just drank this Axio, and I was okay. So now I drink the Axio in the morning, every morning, no coffee. Does it make you crap your pants out? It doesn't. No, I think coffee does. Coffee, absolutely. So I was a little bummed because i like that in the morning i'm like yes i feel nice and light to start my day yeah so you know

you don't get the whole like good coffee poo in the morning by any means anyway to wrap it up i i drink axio in the morning and coffee in the afternoon okay i love it so much so we're in vegas right now we're in Vegas right now. We're doing the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Earlier today we got to do – well, we didn't get to do it. We were doing a run-through for this CW side show that we're doing. Side show. I like it.

It's kind of weird. Are we not a side show? Yeah. We're like all of the misfit rejects that aren't actually talented enough to be performing on stage. So they put us on the side stage and make us entertain people in between acts. It's what it is. Easy to like interview a bunch of idiots. But they're like, here, have cute banter and like keep people entertained.

We're like the monkeys in the side. I don't know. They hit me up and they're like, we'd love for you to do it. And I was like, well, the only way I'm doing it is if Brandon does it with me. I don't think it was quite that dramatic and clear cut. I was like, I really would love it if Brandon did it. You texted me and said something about it. You were all about it.

And did you say, like, would you do it with me? And I was like, heck yeah. Yeah. And yeah, here we are. We're doing it. It's going to be fun. I really think it will like we did we did the run through earlier today and so i was the pool earlier with ben higgins peter kraus and dean ungler to run out of the i didn't see dean uh he was there he just

wasn't there okay got it you should you strolled up with your mom my mother is my favorite person ding ding ding i think she's everyone's favorite person. Like, she's definitely Ben's favorite person. That's the only person she talked to the entire time I was there. Oh, my gosh. And my mom loves that. Loves that. She swoons for it.

So Ben comes up to me and he's like, you know. That chick. Miss Cyrus. No, tell him you can't call her that. She'll freak. You can't say that you gotta call her mama tish mt mt or mama tish or cis tish yeah and he was like god i just love her so much well get in line i love you too but like i need you and you like step off this is like my thing

your mom we as we were walking to go do these rehearsals, your mom was like, God, Ben's such a great guy. And I was like, he's a Christian. He's a sweetheart. And your mom was just like swoon. Melting. It was so great. I know.

I think you missed it, but I feel like I told you about my awkward introduction to Peter. Did you hear me? No, what happened? Oh, my God. Okay, so. This is Peter Krause, who's supposed to be a bachelor. Yeah,? No, what happened? Oh, my God. Okay, so. This is Peter Krause, who's supposed to be a bachelor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hottie Peter, whatever.

Is that his name? Who's got weird hands, right? We talked about this. Yeah. I forgot to look at him today. His hands are big. Okay, but it's not. Big is not it.

It's like feminine or not. Like, I need to take a look tonight. So remind me. Okay. Because I forgot today. I was so mortified by what I did. Okay. So I walk up to this pool.

And I know everyone that's there. Even though I don't know Ben, I feel like I do because of this whole Miley thing. But Peter, I don't know from Adam, right? So I'm chatting with everybody. And it's hugs. And he's sitting here. And I'm like, I'm going to turn and introduce myself. And I turn around.

And I think Amy was like, Brandy, have you met Peter? And I was like. She's saying Amy does all the talent production for Ryan Seacrest. And she's hanging with everybody at the pool. And she said, Brandy, have you met Peter? And I was like... She's saying Amy does all the talent production for Ryan Seacrest. And she's hanging with everybody at the pool. And she said, Brandy, have you met Peter? And so I turn around and I go, no, I haven't. Hi, I'm Peter. Wait.

I guess I did. And I was like, oh, wait, that's you. You're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast. I'm Brandy Cyrus. Well, that I'm slash... I thought I was Peter earlier today uh he laughed like immediately and i was mortified but he thought it was funny and i was like just kidding it's you so i'm brandy hey he's a nice guy he's a i had never met him but we've talked about him

on the show before and i didn't know what to make of him super nice guy yeah he seems like it uh here's what i think i realized about that guy he realized about that guy. He didn't want to be the fucking bachelor. Yeah, I don't blame him. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. I agree. I think a lot of people are very angry that he's not the bachelor. Well, that's because everyone just really wanted him to be. Girls are angry because they just wanted to see Peter on their TV.

Except for you. You wanted me to be the bachelor. I did want you to be the bachelor because, selfishly, I wanted a cameo. I know. Listen, you're not done with the bachelor world yet. You don't think? No. Neither am I, by cameo. I know. Listen, you're not done with The Bachelor World yet. You don't think? No. Neither am I, by the way.

Can we co-bartend Paradise next year, please? Do you want to do it? Yeah. Do you really want to do it? Yeah. I don't think that you know. What do you mean? I don't think the world knows how much work I really did.

Oh, sob story. It's not a sob story. Let's hear it, Wells. Straight up cleaning glasses, cutting limes, restocking the bar. It was real. Like there was like no other guy doing it. Right. So next year you'll do all that and I will make the drinks and chit chat with everybody.

Can you, can you bartend? I can learn. Yeah. Yeah. I can actually make a few like really cool drinks. I have something to announce. Oh gosh. I like somebody.

I was going to say, don't tell me you got married last night. Cause the two girls you were with were Ashley and Becca. And we were with Ashley and Becca. Yeah. It was so funny. No one, no one ended up married.

Can I put it on blast? Of course. So it's me. So last night it was me, Ben, Peter, Dean, Becca. P.S. I had major FOMO. I wanted to hang. You weren't here yet. I know.

I was working. I would have invited you. Someone's got to work. It was great. It was a fun night. And of course, you're always welcome wherever I am. Thanks, Wells. So you guys are all out.

Where were you? Like a nightclub? Gordon Ramsay. This isn't like a plug. Like, cha- So you guys are all out. Where were you? Like a nightclub? Gordon Ramsay. This isn't like a plug. Like, cha-ching. I'm not making money off this. We were at Gordon Ramsay's like burger joint,

which is very nice, by the way. Was it? It was good. It was okay. Can you fuck up a burger in real life, can you? I don't think so. You can't.

I guess not. Especially if you're like Gordon Ramsay. Yeah, like you should have a good burger. Hold yourself to a hair, Steve. You're right. Question, how do you eat? Like, how do you get your burger cooked?

Medium? Rare. A bit. 100%. That's disgusting. Listen, if I'm going to get a burger, I want it to be good. What the health, Wells? I want it to be good.

What the health? Dude, so the last two orders I've made, I've ordered chicken and beef, and I'm like... You're going to die. God, I'm going to get Alzheimer's, and I'm going you're gonna die god I'm gonna get Alzheimer's and I'm gonna what the hell what the hell don't watch that show do not do it if you want to not a favorite thing you want to live a happy life don't watch what the hell I mean you're not wrong if you want to like press juices and have diarrhea all the time then go go for it, guys. I don't want to do that. We're so off topic. Last night, we were at Gordon Ramsay's place.

It was so funny, man. I realized I'm not in the league of the Peters, the Deans, the Bens. You don't think? I don't think. I think you are. I don't think I'm in that league. What does that mean? They are all 6'5".

I don't think they're quite 6'5". You say that. They're very tall. I would say like... I'm 6 feet tall and I'm looking up. I think they're more like 6'2". No. Yes.

Ben's 6'4". There's no way. Both my brothers are 6'4", and he's not as tall as them, I don't think. All right. Well, tonight, we'll see. We're going to measure. We'll measure. All right.

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I don't even care Because this is just My perception of it Great So Becca Sit next to Peter Just like chit chatting His ear off

Get it Becca And we were just like Oh Yeah I would be pro that For sure So we were watching I mean

Can you imagine the babies That they would be Oh my gosh Insane I mean Peter seems super nice Becca's like One of the nicest people I've ever met I love her Super nice Insane. I mean, Peter seems super nice. Becca's like one of the nicest people I've ever met. I love her. Super nice.

Everyone in this little crew is super nice. Except you. Except for me. JK Wells is nice. I'm the shithead. I told my mom today, Wells likes to think he's the bad boy, but he's actually so soft. I know. And so nice. He's too nice. I know when we were having that conversation, your mom was like, what kind of girl do you like? And I was like,

little brunettes with a lot of tattoos. And you were like, and wears no makeup. Yeah. I was like, yeah, it's right. Yeah, pretty much. Your mom was like, oh. I love that. I love that.

Yeah. I was like, yeah. You might have surpassed Ben after that comment. Yeah. Yeah, in Tisha's eyes. But we were discussing this because we were discussing how Noah would totally date Wells. Yeah, but Noah's, first of all, illegal. Second of all,

I feel like I'm part of the family now. Watch your step. Can I be a part of the family now? Maybe, we'll talk about it. You have to survive a holiday to be part of the family. So Christmas... I'm the youngest of five. Get in line on weird...

That's so funny. I'm the oldest of five. What does that say about us? I think this is why this works. Yeah. Okay, you got to come by on Christmas. You're definitely like the more responsible of us two. You think?

I do. I feel like you're pretty responsible for being the youngest. I am. I feel like everything together. You do. I totally do. You're very professional. Except for the beer.

When I need to be professional, I will be professional. But for the most part, like... You're a mess. I'm a mess. You've been day drinking. I'm like a controlled mess, I think. Totally. But I like that about –

Your room is pretty neat. Yeah. I'm shocked. Not bad. Yeah. So Becca is next to Peter. Uh-huh. So I –

Just get out of here. I'm just watching and being like, oh. She's going in like hard in the paint, man. She's getting in there. But then Becca does a thing, which I was really surprised about. She was like, hey, guys, I know tomorrow's going to be a big night. I'm going to get my sleep. Wow.

Bails. 9.30. I was like, whoa. Respect. Respect. I was like, okay. I don't know what she was doing. I don't know her game plan.

Maybe she was hoping Peter would be like, yeah, me too, and follow her upstairs. Maybe so. Or she was just like, I don't – she was playing like, I don't give an F. Yeah. Peace out. See you. I like it. When it was happening, I was like, chick is trying to get some.

And then she did that, and I was like, oh, girl. It was a good move. You're right. I was like very impressed by it. So we finished dinner, and then we leave. So I'm still with Ben, Dean, Peter, myself, and Ashley. Oh, I bet Ashley just loved her life. Ashley was like, I'm not going anywhere.

Of course. Why would she? So she actually left. She was like, hey, I'm going to go to my room. What? Be right back. So we all go play poker. She shows up a little bit later with more comfortable shoes on.

Oh. And then she's hanging. So Peter, poor Peter, poor Peter has been living the I'm supposed to be the bachelor, so I cannot go out life. Interesting. And I don't know if people really realize how that works, but if you're going to be the bachelor bachelor there's a little bit of it's implied hey don't be a douchebag be a nice guy right don't do anything stupid because you might be

the most famous person for the next three months right type of a thing totally so he's been so sheltered and so now that and that's not a thing he's like i'm in Vegas. I'm with Ben. I'm with Wells. I'm with Dean. Let's go have a party. Oh, man. So we went to, we went out. Out, out? By the way, I just want everyone to realize that we're not talking

about our favorite things at all. But last night was really fun. My favorite thing is hearing Wells tell stories. So he was like, I want to go to a club. Like a club club? So we went to a club

and Peter, Which club? I don't even remember. Well, Some of the strip. I don't know. I don't know. I was drunk. This is important. So we went to a club and Peter – Which club? I don't even remember. Well – Some of the strip. I don't know. I don't know. I was drunk.

This is important. So we go to the club and Peter – and so we can't get in. What? No joke. We can't get in. So this is 100% how this goes down. So Peter was like, I got it. Oh my gosh.

So he walks up to the bouncer and he's like, hey, listen. We're all – I'm with two guys from Bachelor in Paradise. Wells. No. Adams. And Dean Unglert. And he points to us. I'm with two guys from Bachelor in Paradise Wells Adams and Dean Unglert And he points to us And I'm sitting there being like And he's like also Ashley Iaconetti's hair

Can we get in We go to no joke three club Every single Bouncer's like No Oh no So finally the last club we go to that's great last time we go to um i can't believe he did that i know i was i was it's shameless i'm just not that guy yeah

i'm not neither i could never be that guy it just makes me feel shitty but like watching him do it i was like oh yeah dude that's hilarious he does that. We don't get in. And then finally, the last place we go to, they say no. And I say, okay, I don't care at this point. Here's my credit card. Whatever it costs for us to get in, go to this. No, you did not. Whoa, no GD on the podcast.

I forgot that you're, like, religious. That's the only thing. You can say any other thing you want to say. Tish would be so devastated if she heard you say that. We got to go in four minutes. Tish, really, just listen. This is real talk. If you want to stay on Tish's, on top and on Tish's list,

you can't ever say that in front of her. I can cuss in front of her. Yes. You heard her today, but not GD. She freaks. Okay, I won't. That's good to know. Yeah.

So anyways, I paid for everybody to get in. How much? It was like 80 bucks. Oh. It wasn't like a crazy thing. Oh my gosh. I thought you were going to say like 800, and I wasn't going to say. You're crazy.

Geez, it's not that cool of a club. Okay. That's why I was asking where. No, it was at Eiffel Tower Bar in Vegas. Oh. It wasn't great. Okay. It was what it was. I was thinking you were you like at omnia like no no okay so we get in there and we get shots have good time now remember oh gosh now remember ashley uh definitely going for pete well of course she

can't go for you been there done that yeah can't go for ben they work together can't go for you. Ben there done that. Can't go for Ben. They work together. Can't go for Dean. Can't go for Dean. Good chance Dean's like with Christine at this point. Or like if not, like, you know. Who knows? Who knows? Or like 17 other chicks. Who knows?

Exactly. So Peter it is. Peter it is. And Peter's really hot in person, guys. Let me just tell you. Dean and I have like a long conversation. Because poor Dean. Like Dean's been through the ringer.

Yeah, totally. He's looked really bad on TV. He's had his heart broken. What time is it? 6.47. We've got to go. We'll end this point, and then we'll continue on. Becca, I just asked her.

I texted her earlier when I got here early. I was like, what are you doing? And she texted me back and said, hey, sorry, my phone's been charging. Just packing my clutch, about to walk down her clutch what is she is she gonna be is she gonna be dressed up all right you guys i am where she is i am literally in sneakers and like the most basic skinny jeans i could ever have on say this about you brandy so the reason why she's saying these things she's carrying a is not dressed like in a gown right now. Because we're going to a music festival.

I don't – yeah, I look like I'm going to a festival, not like a nightclub. Exactly. You look a totally normal human being. Okay. I remember – so Ashley came and visited me one time in Nashville. She did? And we went – While you guys were like a thing?

We went to the Basement East. All right? You know the Basement East? I've been once, yeah. Hipstery place. And I said, hey, listen, I'm taking you to a club. I'm taking you to a very, very hipster bar. Jeans, t-shirt.

That's what we're doing. Shut up in a mother effing gown. No. And everyone there, I know everyone at the basement east. They were like. Oh, no. Who are you with?, who are you with? What's happening? So not you. It was so weird. You never finish the Dean story and we have to go.

What do we do? So, anyways. You're like, screw it, we're staying. I got drunk. I left. Yeah. This morning I was like, Pete. I have to know. Pete, you guys are on that level? After one day? Yeah. Pete! I was like, Pete, Peter, can I call you Pete? And he was like, Pete. I have to know. Pete. Pete. You guys are on that level? After one day? Yeah.

Pete. I was like, Peter, can I call you Pete? And he was like, everyone calls me Pete. Awesome. Great, because that's what we're calling you. What happened last night? He was like, what do you mean? I was like, between you and Ashley.

He was like, well, that's your girl, dude. And I was like, that was my girl like three television shows ago. What's happening? Catch up. What's happening? He was like, she's super hot. And I was like, yes.

You're telling me things I already know. She's literally one of the prettiest people I've ever seen. She really is. What happened? Did she make sweet,

sweet love to her? Oh my gosh, stop. Know what he said? No. No. That's sad. But not, because they just met.

Yeah. I forgot you're done with the hookup though. All right, I'm pressing stop. Okay just met. Yeah. I forgot you're done with the hookup though. All right, President, stop. Okay, bye. No. Brad Pitt apparently reached out to Jennifer Aniston now that he is divorced from Angelina. Obviously, he and Jennifer were together back in the day and he kind of broke her heart

from what I understand. At least that's how it kind of played out in the tabloids. It's almost like Jennifer kind of won. Yep. And she's got Justin Theroux her heart from what I understand. At least that's how it kind of played out in the tabloids. It's almost like Jennifer kind of won. Yep. And she's got Justin Theroux. That's what I was going to say. That guy,

I will admit that Justin Theroux is a very good looking man. The Leftovers, great show. I don't know, man. So I watched the first season and I couldn't get into it.

The first season was the best season. Maybe the second season I couldn't get into. It's so good. Yeah, but anyways, Justin Theroux seems like a nice guy, by the way.

Yeah. What the fuck do I know? Yeah, what do you know? I don't know. I mean, just like he looks like a nice guy. Oh my gosh. He's a babe. Yeah.

We'll give him that. I think that he's better looking than Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt's like too pretty. Yeah, but like, okay. But listen, Justin Theroux is like more my type than Brad Pitt is, but like I can appreciate that Brad Pitt is a more attractive man. Yeah. Anyways, Jennifer Aniston, not hurting, all right?

No. So apparently she's been trying to be nice to Brad or whatever, and apparently Justin is totally okay with them being friends. This is what he said, that Jen just wants to be nice. All right, put yourself in their shoes. Your ex hits you up. One, are you responding? No. You're not? Hell no. What up. One, are you responding? No.

You're not? Hell no. What if it's Brad Pitt, though? No. Oh, you're right. Okay, you're right. Maybe. What if it's motherfucking Brad Pitt hitting you up?

Okay, you're right. Maybe I would. Okay, two, other way around. Jennifer Aniston hits up your husband. That was his ex. You cool with this? No. No.

I'm not either. No. This is why I think I love Justin Theroux.? No. No. I'm not either. No. This is why I think I love Justin Theroux. He seems too cool. He's too cool. I honestly just, I feel like when it comes to relationships, that you just have to close the door and be done with it. There's no chance for friendship. Dude, I know.

For the most part. I mean, there's an exception to every rule, but as the rule, I just don't think it's possible to be friends. I think you just gotta cut it off. The girl that I was dating beforehand, a while back, but it was a long, long time. Spotify girl? Yes. She was referencing, I see what she listens to on Spotify and it annoys the f*** out of me.

That's ridiculous. I know. Well, it just goes to show you that I need to purge myself. You can't have any remnants of them around. And I thought that unfriending them on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook was enough. And then all of a sudden she starts popping up on your Spotify.

It's like you didn't really purge. Right. I have to. And I'm totally an out of sight, out of mind kind of person. But I have to cut it off completely. Like a dead limb. Like, see ya. Dead to me.

What's the best way of breaking up with someone, do you think? Okay, so my buddy, my buddy David Bourne, who you've met before, he was telling me that he has perfected the way to break up with someone, do you think? Okay, so my buddy, David Bourne, who you've met before, he was telling me that he has perfected the way to break up with someone. Let's hear this. Okay, so it was an interesting concept. Kind of crazy but interesting. How often does he break up with someone? He's a musician.

But he might have been giving me advice about a breakup. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe, huh? Maybe. What we all tend to do, especially if you want to break up with someone, you want to let them down easy, and you want to say bullshit, like I'm just not ready right now,

work is really getting in the way, my career is more important, yada yada. There's all these bullshit things. Instead of being like... I just don't like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you obviously can't say that, but what Borne says, he says, hey listen, I just don't like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you obviously can't say that. But what Borne says, he says, hey, listen, I do care for you. I just don't see you being my forever person.

Like, I just don't see you and I getting married. And what the fuck is the point now? I'm in my 30s. Why are we doing this? I think we should just say we gave it a shot and I'm over it. What do you think? Can you say that to somebody you've been in a relationship with for like two years though and it still be okay? Well, I think it holds water either way.

Okay, let me tell you. I've been broken up with that way. Yeah. It was the hardest breakup I've ever been through. Yeah, really? But it was actually only the second time I'd ever been broken up with. All right. Every other time I had done it, so.

All right. So it was the first time you got dumped anyways. Second time. The second time. It did not make it any easier in fact it probably made it harder because it was like there wasn't anything i could have done to keep it you know what i mean i don't know yeah it was hard it was not good there's no good way to break up there is not there is not a good way but i do think not making excuses and just being direct about it is better um i was reading a story the other day brandy that fat

guys last longer or overweight guys last longer in the sack than thin guys i think that's incorrect based upon experience really you've been with the bigger man i mean he wasn't like fat fat but he definitely was like soft like he could have hit the gym he could have yeah you know what i'm saying yeah and everybody always said that about him and i was like no no no, that's so sad. No, he's fine. But he was pudgy. Yeah.

Yeah. Where was he pudgy? Like, where were his problem areas? Definitely his, like, middle section. But also, like, his legs were kind of chunky. Yeah. Yeah. So what you're saying, he didn't last very long.

Not as much as some of the thinner guys I've dated. Huh. There you go. I think it has more to do with, like, will be like in mid bone and he'll be like, hold on. Hold on a second. And when you do that, you're adding a couple extra minutes. That's true.

You're cheating. You are. Like you can't take a break. That's true. Have you ever taken like a water break in mid bone down? No. Can't say I have. Yeah.

Not a fan of breaks. I can't imagine a lot of girls are. I'll tell you. You want to know what I do? No. I don't want to know. I actually don't want to know anything related to your sex life, believe it or not. Yeah.

We just started the show with a lot of sex stuff. You're going on a first date, let's say. Okay. Kevin Love. Oh, I wish. Do you think you could hand... Do you know what I'm talking about, though? You know he has a giant wiener.

He may. There's a high chance that he does. He's seven foot tall. He's six foot ten. Just like anatomically. I mean, you're fine with it. I'm sure it's fine. Yeah.

Guys taking you out for the first time great. I'm sure it's fine. Yeah. It's fine. God, man. Guys taking you out for the first time ever, flowers or no flowers? No. Super lame? So lame. Meeting your parents for the first time, flowers, no flowers. That's not as lame. Better option, wine? It just depends. My parents don't drink, so if you brought wine to my parents, that would have been a big letdown.

Really? Yeah, and my mom loves sunflowers, so if you brought her flowers, that would have been... Your letdown. Really? Yeah, and my mom loves sunflowers, so if you brought her flowers, that would have been... Your mom loves sunflowers? That's my favorite flower. You have a favorite flower, Wells? That's so precious. What the f***? Why can't I have a favorite flower? I didn't know dudes have favorite flowers. Yeah! Oh, I like the idea

of the sunflower, because it's like a bit aggressive. Like, normal flowers are tiny, and then there's like this freak of nature flower that also the seeds are delicious. Is this a metaphor for the girls you like? No, it's a metaphor for the guys you like though. Well, it might be.

But I actually hate flowers. Do you? Yeah, I'm not a fan. I hate roses now because of that television show. Dancing with the Stars, they announced the new cast. Are you on it, Wells?

No, are you? Dang it. No, I wish you were, though. I'm not on it. Fun to watch. Make fun of you. Can you dance? I'll tell you my dancing style.

My dancing style is like I spin girls a lot, you know, and do that kind of like swing dance-y type of stuff. So you do stuff to distract from the fact that you actually can't dance. Yeah, I think so. Like I look great at weddings. You know what I'm saying? Like, that type of dancing. Got it. But choreography, not your strength.

Is that what you're saying? I don't know. Like, I have no clue. Like, at the club, I don't think I look good. You go to the club. No, but, like, I've been to. What club are you attending? You know, just, like, whenever I've, like, been at, like, a bar or whatever where there's,

like, dance music, where, like, the girl's's like, oh my God, let's dance, guys. And they're like, all right. And then I don't have that swagger. Right. Yeah. I'm not shocked. So my dad was on Dancing with the Stars. Did you know that?

Forever ago. I'm talking like 10 years ago when it first started. Did Billy Ray win? No, but he got really far. He was in the top five. He was like the fifth. Good for him. I don't know. To go home. And he wasn the top five. He was the fifth to go home.

And he wasn't very good. He was just endearing because he was terrible. And that's why everyone kept him on. That's why I would stick around. Because I think people would be like, oh, Wells is nice. I think so, too. But anyway, my dad was on it. Back to my point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. He said it was the hardest thing that he's ever done in his whole life. I bet. And that's grouped in. He's done Broadway and done all that. And it's not only the hours you put in, but just like it's a workout every time. You know, he dropped like 30 pounds or something insane and just put in so many hours because he was so bad.

And then, you know, then the actual hours you're on the show. It's just a lot. Yeah. Very stressful. Man, I'd love to do it, though. Hillary Clinton said no to doing Dancing with the Stars. And that's stupid. No, I think that's smart. No, stupid.

That's why she didn't win the election because she didn't go on a freaking reality TV show. Well, if you want to go there, she actually technically did win the election. Not the electrical college. The electoral college? Electoral. Electoral? Like pectoral, but electoral.

Like flattoral. Can something just not be about sex, please? Can it just not? This is a podcast. One thing. Favorite show you're watching right now? I was really excited about the new 24 for a second, but I'm getting a little bored with it.

Yeah? Mm-hmm. Have you watched it all? No. Yeah. I loved 24 back in the day. So is it not Kiefer Sutherland anymore? It's not, but he's an executive

producer. What the fuck does that mean? It means he put his name on it. Did he throw up money in it? Probably not even that. He probably gets paid to have his name on it, but it's fine. I don't know. What about you? I don't know, man. There's nothing good on right now. There's not. Like, I'm into Black Mirror.

Never even watched it. Really? Is it good? Yeah. It's just kind of like out there. Do you like sci-fi-y, weird-y shit? Watch Black Mirror. Never even watched it. Really? Is it good? Yeah, it's just kind of like out there. Do you like sci-fi-y, weird-y shit? Watch Black Mirror. There's a couple episodes that are just too much. I'm a huge Tom Hardy fan. Ooh, me too. And he's got a new show called Taboo on FX.

He does. And I watched the whole thing. It's super dark and weird. He's kind of one of those actors who I think is a great actor, but he plays the same kind of role a lot. I agree. And I just I did rip through the whole season. I don't know if I love it.

Honestly I don't know. I went to go see the Lego movie the other night. That was pretty awesome. But I fell asleep in it. Yeah and then it wasn't awesome. Well everything is awesome. No. Everything is cool when you're part of a team.

Wow. That's from the old Lego movie. I actually never saw the Lego movie. Really? Don't yet. So you don't even know the song I'm singing right now. I know the song. I just never saw the movie. This show brought to you by what do you want to be brought by? Nothing sex related. Until we get sponsors

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