Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells Attends the Golden Globes

Episode Date: January 16, 2019

This week on YFT, Wells recounts both the Golden Globes and the Bachelor Live Premier. Brandi and Wells respond to some shade and discuss the best opening line for clapping back. Favorite things thi...s week: TV: The Innocent Man Books: Still Mine, The Complete Enneagram Podcasts: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von Music: Vancouver Sleep Clinic- Closure, Wild Rivers- Paul Simon Thanks to our awesome sponsor Quip for supporting this episode. Go to www.getquip.com/yft to get your first refill pack free. #CleanTeeth!

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Starting point is 00:01:24 Hello? So straight up, I got 15% on this phone, Kizal. So I don't know how long we'll be able to do this for. You don't have a phone charger? Well, my phone has to be plugged into the audio aux so people can hear your beautiful
Starting point is 00:01:40 voice. I see. I have faith. Alright, I'm just saying because you were supposed to, we were supposed to do this in an hour. And I was, I literally had just plugged my phone and be like, all right, I'll be,
Starting point is 00:01:51 I'll be at a hundred percent when this thing starts. And then you text me and you say, I don't know how clocks work. Wells. I just forget that when I say five, that that's different. Don't you understand that the world revolves around me and my type schedule? I should by now, honestly.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Let's get back to the important things. Are you Sarah? Did you show her this picture, Ben? No, she's downstairs. So I will have to show her later. But I just saw the picture that he posted. It's like him in a robe with a cowboy hat on. But how much better is the one I sent you?
Starting point is 00:02:27 Well, yeah, he's like in a bathing suit sticking his ass out. He looks like a real fancy cowboy. A cowpoke. Brokeback Mountain Part 2? Yeah. He looks like a cowpoke that wants to poke something else. Oh, my God. You have to have to stare at her because she responded to my comment and was like,
Starting point is 00:02:43 no, this is all the content. And I was like, no, no, no. You have to see the outtakes. The ones he's afraid to post are way better. Oh, well, I'm glad that we're putting him on blast here on the beginning of the pod. He loves it. Of course he does. He loves people talking about him in a positive fashion.
Starting point is 00:03:00 And if he's half naked and we're saying he looks great with a white snowy background, then he'll be happy. I did tell him it looks like he's been doing some squats. That's good. Leg day's important, you know? Yeah, yeah. He's been hitting the gym pretty hard, I think. So it's paying off. Speaking of, I just got back from a run, which you don't consider exercise, but. No, yes, I do. I don't consider it working out. which you don't consider exercise, but... No, yes, I do. I don't consider it working out. I consider it exercise.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had this whole thing planned out for today, and I just don't know if we're going to have time for it. What do you mean? So Brandy texted me and goes, oh my God, I thought we were doing this at five my time, and I've got to go meet Caitlin at 7 p.m. Plenty of time, as long as your phone doesn't die.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Well, don't hold your breath. Anyways, I had all these ideas. I went on Snapchat and I was like, you know what we don't do? We don't ever hear what the fans of the show, what their favorite thing is. Oh, true. So I was like, just send me your videos of things that you love and then we'll talk about them. Oh, I love that. That was one of my ideas today.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Funny, I thought Snapchat was dead, but in the past few days, so many people have been talking about Snapchat again. Yeah, it's just not going anywhere. And you want to keep all of your social media platforms active in case one dies, you've got a backup. There's so many Vine people that just are just like so, are shit out of luck now, you know?
Starting point is 00:04:27 Yeah, I know. It's true. So, but I mean, I just can't do it all, man. And here's also the truth. I get sent, and I don't know what this says about me, but I get sent a lot of dicks on Snapchat. No.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I do. Ew. I would say I get equal number dick to boob ratio on Snapchat. I do. I would say I get equal number dick to boob ratio on Snapchat. I mean, you're a feminine metrosexual man. I think it's fine. I think it's expected.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Actually, I would say I get less titty and more kack and balls now. Because women know that I'm in a committed, wonderful relationship and guys that send dick pics to other guys, they don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:05:10 about what's going on. That's true. Yeah. They're just like, maybe he'll like this. Hey, do you want to start the show? Yeah, let's do it. You start it.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Bros and hoes, except for the bros that send me dick pics. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Back on a weekly basis, baby. Yeah, I know. I like this. It's going to be so hard, though. I will say this. Like, I know a lot of people were... That's like the number one complaint when I read the comments is like, this needs to be like more regular, like my digestive system.
Starting point is 00:05:42 But here's the thing, guys, for me, at least, it takes me a couple weeks to build up a bunch of shit that I'm into, you know? That's true. I know I was thinking about today, like, I don't really have any new TV because I just finished. I did finish you, which it's so funny. Everyone's on Twitter, like telling me, you got to finish you. You got to finish you. Well, guys, guess what? Finished it. You you like it i did like it but man it is it is dark it's dark totally dark yeah there was a part of me that thought that beck's like best friend who i don't want to i don't want to spoil this for anybody but yeah i wouldn't spoil it i definitely thought someone was going to be worse than him that I didn't realize.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Oh. Does that make sense? Yeah. I got to say, I saw that Lifetime's so dumb, by the way. They dropped the show and then Netflix is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got that shit. No, I know. But would it have been as successful without Netflix being attached to it?
Starting point is 00:06:41 I don't think so. Maybe not. By the way, I want to give a shout out to all the listeners out there that corrected me because I was like, I don't think you can win an Oscar if you're a Netflix show. And so there is, someone sent me this article
Starting point is 00:06:52 which I thought was super dope. So thank you for whoever did that. I want to read it out loud because this is kind of interesting. The rules and regulations for a film to be eligible for an Academy Awards are listed here.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Notably, the film has to be released at a Los Angeles County movie theater. This means you can essentially show the film at one theater once and have it be eligible for an Academy Award. Hence, why you went to go see Bird Box at one random theater in New Orleans.
Starting point is 00:07:17 That's what happened. They put it out in a couple theaters, and they were like, just in case this thing will be up for editing or whatever, you know, or best screenplay or whatever, you know? Interesting. I like that loophole. I do too. You guzzle in the water over there. Yeah, I just got back from a run. I just got back from working out. Right, right. You don't even know about that yet, do you? You don't even know about that workout life because you're 2019, different year, same leaf. Same leaf.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I rode my horse this morning, and I took a jumping lesson. I had a great workout. Oh, I'm glad your horse had a workout. You were just sitting your lazy ass on top of the animal doing all the work. Don't you dare push that button. I'm going to put your ass on a horse, and we'll see what kind of workout it is. I've been on a horse in Ojai. We went on
Starting point is 00:08:05 the hop along trail it was you've like sat there you have not don't you i can't even go down this road with you um no i know i know it's it's a it's a big inner thigh workout it's a full body workout actually totes man i get it i'm not i would say more core than inner thighs because you don't really grip with your thighs with your lower leg. So it's, yeah, it's like a full body situation. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:30 You are really, really guzzling it down over there. Is it your resolution to drink a gallon of water? I probably do drink a gallon of water. We got to get, we got to get SodaStream freaking paying our bills, man. Because I drink at least a half gallon of SodaStream every single day.
Starting point is 00:08:47 And I'll tell you what. If you replace that with water, you would feel so much better. Guess what? It's fucking water. What are we talking about? No, it's carbonated. It's insane. It's not the same.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Adding carbon to something doesn't make it not water anymore. I don't know. It just makes it carbonated water. So you just drink carbonated water from the SodaStream. You don't know. It just makes it carbonated water. So you just drink carbonated water from the soda stream. You don't drink soda. What are you talking about? That's what it is. It's carbonated water and then I have these little
Starting point is 00:09:13 droppers. I'll finally figure it out because I've been trying to figure out the recipe to make LaCroix. LaCroix? LaCroix? LaQueef? I'm LaCroix boy. Alright, I'm a big LaCroix boy over here. Maybe La Croix I'm La Croix boy Alright Alright I'm a big La Croix boy
Starting point is 00:09:27 Over here Maybe that's why I'm getting A bunch of dick pics sent to me Because I'm a La Croix boy But whatever La Croix boy So What's your favorite
Starting point is 00:09:34 What's your favorite flavor Of La Croix Pamplemousse I don't even know What the fuck that is Is that even a real Is that even a real Fucking
Starting point is 00:09:41 Fruit You know what I'm gonna google it Because I don't know. Or is a Pamplemousse like some weird sexual thing you do with like an avocado, a snorkel,
Starting point is 00:09:51 and like a knuckle? I feel like that. Pamplemousse. This is only on Urban Dictionary, which is a bad sign. Yeah, well, Pamplemousse is a real flavor. I'm into it too.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Is it though? A French grapefruit is what Urban Dictionary says. That makes sense because La Croix. But in case you were wondering, it's also slang for fatso. Oh, all right. Well, fuck you, La Croix. That's why I jumped off ship and I'm into the. It is an insult to call someone a grapefruit in French, which is pamplemousse, I guess.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Wow, I'm learning a lot here. I'll tell you what's insulting. What? The fact that SodaStream isn't sponsoring this pod because we are. You need to calm down. Maybe they will. I know. That could be one of your New Year's goals.
Starting point is 00:10:41 But anyways, you cut me off. Like, Beth Bath & Beyond finally figured out, because I've been trying to figure out how to make the LaCroix taste, you know? It's hard to do. It takes knowledge of alchemy and chemistry. But now you know? Well, so finally, Bed Bath & Beyond started selling these little vials that have exactly what is in LaCroix.
Starting point is 00:11:03 It's like the syrup stuff it's different than like the Mio drops or whatever that's that's all bs got it so anyways I've been uh I've been killing the SodaStream game so wow yeah anyway so I went I went on a run today my mom's in town so we're going to din din tonight which would be fun cute yeah what else is going on oh yeah so I asked a bunch of people to ask us or tell us what their favorite thing is. So the problem is that the reason why I was excited for this podcast
Starting point is 00:11:31 to start an hour later because I was going to be doing some work to send you files so you could hear them. Oh. So I don't know how exactly to do it. Well, speaking of sending me files, though, if we want to circle back around to this whole thing can we talk about the the thing you the audio you sent me this morning what the bobby
Starting point is 00:11:49 bone show bobby bone show dude they've been i couldn't not believe that dude they've been trolling me for years though really years and it's just it's like one of those things where it's like okay i get it you it. You guys don't like me. Okay, fine. I don't know what I did to you, but great. It's a morning show that's a wacky cast. I worked in the same building as Bobby Bones. I worked for the same company.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I remember the first interview after I went on. By the way, we had worked in the same market for years before i went on the bachelorette and we had never met or whatever and then i remember going on the show right after the bachelor uh the bachelorette ended they're in in like mid bit and i walk in and i sit down and it's like wells adams for the bachelorette is here is it true that you're gay like that was the first question he asked and i was like i was like okay cool like that's that's how we're starting this okay well do you want me to play you may play the yeah i will but just play i mean it's long but you can play some of it i just want
Starting point is 00:12:54 people to hear it so they know like what we're responding to yeah okay all right let me find it it's just weird because we work for the same company so you think they'd be on my side like do you think that they'd be rooting for me but uh nah dog nah so and and we talked about this like i think the other week the other day when i was like my one pet peeve is when people say that sarah pays for everything you know i know which i i fully understand because i hate when people assume my family pays for my shit yeah and it's like well okay but what? No.
Starting point is 00:13:26 So this is a, this is a clip. Let's see if this will play right. Hey, you know what I was seeing this morning on the, like the gossip sites is that, that Sarah Highland, the girl from modern family who's dating Wells Adams,
Starting point is 00:13:37 who used to work here, that they may be getting married. You see that? Oh, wow. Really? I know he moved to LA, moved into her house.
Starting point is 00:13:44 What do you think about that? Oh, I mean, dude, congrats to him I know he moved to L.A. and moved into her house. What do you think about that? I mean, dude, congrats to him. What about congrats to her? No, Lunchbox thinks he made it because he went on reality TV, and then now he marries this successful actress. Yeah, super rich chick. Because he was just slumming it here at the radio station. He was.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Listen, he probably had a little one-bedroom apartment here in Nashville, and now he's living in a mansion with a multimillionaire. Okay, by the way, I did not live in a one-bedroom apartment in Nashville. That was the part that bothered me the most, was them being so shitty about what things were like before for you. I mean, that's just not cool. Yeah, I was like, motherfucker, I owned a house then. It was a two-bedroom house, by the way, in East Nashville.
Starting point is 00:14:27 You had two houses. Yeah, at the end of the deal, I had two houses in Nashville. Planned to start her dream wedding. She is on the verge of getting married to Wells Adams. What's he doing now? Is he working here still? Yeah, he still works for the company. He just does it out of her house.
Starting point is 00:14:42 What? Out of her house? He doesn't even have to go into the station? No, build a's what i'm saying guys how do you know that it was in a magazine okay by the way that's that's total bullshit it wasn't in a magazine he talked to someone who works at iheart there being like what's wells doing i've never said that it was in a magazine also like yes i do have a studio in my house because I do this show from my house, which like I can't go to iHeart and be like, hey, let me do my other show from this from your guys' studios.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I mean, bottom line, though, like listening to them say all this, they're freaking jealous that they don't have a home studio that they're not working out of. Oh, yes. Petty Betty over here. Just so, so upset. Her house? Like what a concept. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Like, no one's ever done their show from their house. And do you like how they do, like, the from her house, you know? Oh, I know, yeah. It's like, let's make them feel a little bit shittier if we possibly can. All right, so we'll keep going with this. You asked him. No, I haven't seen him. A magazine.
Starting point is 00:15:44 I've been left without even telling us, like, hey, I'm going out to be with Sarah. Nothing. No going away party. Nothing. Also, Lunchbox, can you stop yelling at all of us? No. I saw him at Dancing with the Stars, the finale. He came and performed with Joe because Joe didn't.
Starting point is 00:15:59 He wasn't in the finals, but everybody comes back and does a dance. I saw him too. And it was a little awkward. I like the guy. You guys are giving him enough credit. No, I like Wells. Yeah, it sounds like you do everybody comes back and does a dance. I saw him too, and it was a little awkward. I like the guy. You guys are giving him enough credit. No, I like Wells. Yeah, it sounds like you do. I'm saying the dance was awkward.
Starting point is 00:16:09 It was the second time they did that dance. Right. Yeah, good for Wells. Listen, anybody that finds happiness, I'm down with. I don't know why Lunchbox is such a hater. No, hey, he has not bought a ring yet, though, but I guess he's shopping. He was on the Bachelor the other night. What?
Starting point is 00:16:23 Excuse me? She's buying the ring. You don't know that. Come on. Also, I'll say this. Didn't she slide into his DMs from watching The Bachelor? No, he slid into her DMs. Oh, that's what it was? Yeah, he slid into her
Starting point is 00:16:35 DMs. I should do more of that. Just DM people. Yeah, you should. Do you know what he said, Lunchbox? You know so much. He slid into a couple people's DMs. And then she responded. He was like, yeah, I slid into other DMs, but then they hit it off and boom. Bada bing, bada boom. What do you know? He what he slid into a couple people's dms and then she responded they he was like yeah i slid another dms but then they hit it off and boom bada bing bada boom what do you know he's in l.a okay a little race first off i didn't slide in a bunch of people's dms i'm a lot of things but i'm not that douchebag guy not bobby but the other guy is the one that's being such a
Starting point is 00:17:03 hater yeah so that's Lunchbox. Which, like, why does every morning show have to be like, it's T-Bone and the Goose. It's Boner and the Banjo coming at you live from Tulsa 97.3. And, like, and the guy that's always that guy, the guy that's always Lamb Chop in the morning or whatever, is always, he, like, makes the fake name so he so he is the funny guy you know like a guy named boner has to be funny because his name's boner you know the
Starting point is 00:17:33 the uh he's gonna use her money to buy the ring aside from the fact that like it's just kind of mean yeah it's very mean what's funny to me it like, it's all about money for them. You know, like it had to be like the apartment that I lived in, you know, not, not the house that I owned. Oh, and don't forget it's her house. Just so you know, it's her house. Yeah. They live together, but it's, it's, it's her house. Don't forget. Or like, uh, I can't afford the ring, but if I've learned anything throughout my career, it's that success in life has very little to do with your bank account you know and the sooner you realize that the sooner you're going to be happy that was a very hurtful thing for them to say like when i listened to it
Starting point is 00:18:15 like i was hurt and it wasn't even about me you know yeah i know because we're supposed to be co-workers and friends and well that's the thing is it's one thing like not that i condone this either but it's one thing to talk that much shit about somebody that you don't know like a stranger i guess it's easier to talk say bad things about which again like i don't agree with necessarily but it's like a completely other thing to talk so much shit about somebody that you know no i know and what's this crazy well it's just weird to like they made us some like crazy story that I was rude to them on an airplane. We're going to I heart fest and they completely made it up.
Starting point is 00:18:51 And then I remember when I heard it, I was I was like so hurt. And I remember texting Eddie, who's like also on the show being like that. What what are you talking? This didn't happen at all. And it was just like, oh, yeah, man, sorry. Like we thought it would be funny and kind of got out of hand like that's one thing if like 15 people are listening but you're on a syndicated radio show and you're kind of like ruining my good name in radio for like a hack bit you know I yeah it was like oh that's cool I'm glad you your listeners got like 15 seconds of like
Starting point is 00:19:21 thinking that I'm a dickhead but that doesn't really help my career out, you know? Totally. So I don't know, whatever. I really don't care other than like, can I go on the record right here? I will pay for this ring. I promise you it'll come out of my bank account. Okay. Oh God. I guess the thing that like grinds my gears the most about it is like every time I see anyone from that show they're so nice to me so nice to my face like if you're gonna be a dick be a dick all the time if you're gonna be nice be nice all the time but don't be a part-time dick what annoys me about the whole thing is like I just did what exactly what they wanted me to do which is respond to it if you decide to cut this whole thing out then then you cut it out. I know. I know. I told Sarah, I showed Sarah and she was like, I'm
Starting point is 00:20:07 fucking going after those guys, you know? And I was like, don't because that's what they really want, you know? You know, like my followers pales in comparison to the six million plus that will be like, wait, what is this radio show she's talking about? You know?
Starting point is 00:20:24 Totally. Yeah. It's funny. I also like, wait, what is this radio show she's talking about? You know, like totally. Yeah, it's funny. I also like I agree. Like if somebody like, for instance, if somebody leaves a negative comment on one of my Instagram pictures, like I won't respond to them because that's what they want is like attention out of it. Totally. But I will text some of my friends and say, hey, will you respond to this? Do you really?
Starting point is 00:20:42 Oh, I just did it today. Some girl wrote on my picture and said something like you're really irrelevant or something like that. So I text him Lena who's like super bold like she'll do anything. I go hey can you respond to this comment and say not as irrelevant as you think. And she did it like a
Starting point is 00:20:58 second later. I was like that way like I'm saying it without me being the one to say it. It's great. I do love clapping back though can i tell you what my favorite my favorite starting phrase to clap back is let's hear it ah sweetie ah sweetie like it's it's i it's i'm ripping i know i'm completely ripping chrissy teigen off but let's be honest we're all just learning from chrissy teigen right now. Okay. That's, that's true. It's true. Like we're all, we're all in the Chrissy Teigen class of life. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And I'm just taking notes and I'm putting them into my life. But like someone, someone said today, like it was, it was that picture I posted where it's just a, it's a selfie, but you can see Sarah's like reflection in the sunglasses, which I thought was so cool.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Like I, super cool. I loved it. And she looks hot in it, but you, but you had to kind of like reflection in the sunglasses, which I thought was so cool. Like I super cool. I loved it. And she looks hot in it, but you, but you had to kind of like look for it to see it. And some like wretched human was wrote, like you've sold out.
Starting point is 00:21:55 You're no longer Nashville worthy. Thanks so much for leaving. And, and I was like, whoa, okay. And then I was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:22:03 sweetie, you must've just moved to Nashville or else you'd know that everyone moves to Nashville to sell out, which is 100% true. 100%. I love Nashville, but yeah, that's what it's become. Yeah. So yeah, I do love the aw, sweetie.
Starting point is 00:22:21 That is one of my favorite. If you see me reply to any comment with Ah Sweetie, just fucking get the popcorn out. Get the tea ready. Because it's coming. Oh my gosh. Boil the water. Boil the water.
Starting point is 00:22:35 The tea is coming. Dude, I went to the Bachelor first night premiere. I saw you on TV. That was cool. Yeah. Was I mean? I got like mixed reviews for what I said. Well, it's funny because right after you said it,
Starting point is 00:22:53 the look on your face was the way I feel sometimes when I say something and then I think, uh-oh, should I not have said that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like, I'll just reiterate. It was right before all the women start getting out of limo and harrison turns to me and asks what do you think colton's thinking right now
Starting point is 00:23:11 and i answered honestly which was i think he's thinking no tia no tia no tia no tia no tia no tia because which was which was funny i was like a smart answer know what I mean? And I think it was an honest answer. I think he was just like, God, I just don't want to deal with this anymore. I can't do it anymore, man. No, for sure. Two seasons, I can't do a third. But I could see,
Starting point is 00:23:32 I mean, when you said it and I saw the look on your face, I was like, oh, he's definitely worried he's going to get shit about that. Yeah. But honestly, let's be honest here. Tia's also thinking like, thank God I'm not going back here
Starting point is 00:23:42 because she's in like a committed relationship. Totally. She's really happy. So I think it was fine. I thought it was funny. Yeah, anyways. But so, yeah, so it was I got to tell you, man, I haven't felt I had a good time, but I felt very uncomfortable. And I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 00:23:57 So the producers were like, hey, we need you to come in and like Harrison's going to ask you a question. And then we'll do like pictures and like a meet and greet or whatever. And I was like, yeah, dope. Cool. I think, you know, like I'm always like really on time. Usually like I'm always like the first guy there and I was the first guy there and I signed, you know, whatever, like my, the TV rights away for the night. And then they're like, all right, so well, it's your first, you come in. We're the Fonda Theater. There's 500 people there. And I didn't know what I was walking into. I walked into a room and it's a full TV set, but everyone's just there. And they've been getting pumped up by like,
Starting point is 00:24:31 you know, that's why I was like a pump up guy. And then it was like, here they come. And I'm the first guy in. And I don't want this to come across as ungrateful or like big headed. Cause that's not what it was. It was, i felt very uncomfortable because all of a sudden i got like collapsed upon by people asking for pictures right
Starting point is 00:24:50 i mean we just weren't expecting that i wasn't expecting it and and so the producers were like hey if it gets too weird like you can walk out there's like a room upstairs that you can go like chill in so i take probably like a like a hundred pictures and everyone wants to use flash and i if you take a hundred flash photography pictures, you can't see dick. I'm sorry. Like you can't even see the Snapchat dick pics that were sent to me. It is, you were blinded by the light. And I was like, hey, I go to like a producer.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I'm like, hey man, can I go up that room real quick and like take a pee and like get a drink and like chill. And they're like, oh, I don't know. We're about to go, you know, about to go go live and i've never been goosed so many times you know what getting goosed is no what is that it's when someone sticks a finger in your butt like right in right in the cool right now that little balloon knot they get up in there that is my least favorite thing you've said on this podcast i know a little A little tippy-tap on the blue nut. It's too much.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Oh, my God. It happened like three or four times, and I was like... And you can't get mad because there's a million people around. You don't know who it is. You don't know who's the butt bandit. Oh, my God. You don't know who the brown star tickler is. I couldn't figure it out. I was freaking out, man.
Starting point is 00:26:03 I told... I was like, someone is touching my butthole. Please. That is disgusting, Wells. You're telling me? It was happening to me. So anyways, but it was really fun.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I guess we can talk about The Bachelor. Did you? We should, but let me just say right now, I know you were on the viewing party, but they can never do that again. An hour of viewing party footage was the worst idea in the history of this show. Well, they've had a lot of bad ideas in the history of the show.
Starting point is 00:26:34 This was so boring, I cannot even tell you. And on Twitter, like, everybody was up, you know, in arms about it. Like, never again. We can never have an hour of viewing parties ever again because i was so like first of all three hours of television is way too long it's an insane amount of tv agreed and by the by the time all that stuff was over like i mean we're talking an hour and a half before we even saw girls got getting out of limos and by that point i was so tuned out that i honestly couldn't even i can't even remember the episode episode. Cause I totally tuned out after the first half because it was like,
Starting point is 00:27:07 I wasn't watching anything. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that was my, that was my biggest problem with the premiere. I mean, I thought Colton was great and that he did great. I do think he was being very shy and he seemed nervous.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Like the Colton I know is a little bit more like outgoing and talkative and whatever, but, but I thought he did a great job. And I, I think that, that, I don't know, like they just, they can never do this whole viewing party thing ever again. My favorite thing about this is that like Colton, my boy's got a type, right? He's got a type.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Oh, for sure. Let me tell you what Colton's type is. Yeah. Light eyes, blonde hair, about 97 pounds. That's what, about 22 years old. That's what Colton's into. Oh my God. You know I'm right though. You're like, you're like, ah, you can see.
Starting point is 00:28:02 All right, I get it. You know? That's funny. If you're, if you're a burnout on that show right now, you're thinking, fuck. You're like, ah, you can see. All right, I get it. That's funny. If you're a brunette on that show right now, you're thinking, fuck. You're screwed. Okay, but let's be fair here. You totally have a type. I am not dogging on him at all.
Starting point is 00:28:15 You love a petite brunette. 100%. Veggie tattoos. 100%. It's your thing. You got a type, so you can't hate on him for it. Not hating on him at all I just love
Starting point is 00:28:26 I just love that like you can totally like what what I found funny was and also his type is not my type but I totally get that type like
Starting point is 00:28:34 yeah like all like what he's into get it what I found funny was that everyone that that wasn't that must be like
Starting point is 00:28:41 okay well what I gotta do to stick around until like week 7 make sure I get on Paradise I don't know what I gotta do what I gotta do what i gotta do to stick around until like uh week seven make sure i get on paradise i don't know what i gotta do what i gotta do what i gotta do i gotta talk about do i gotta talk in a fucking norwegian accent do i gotta come in a sloth costume what do i gotta do well okay so the one girl that fakes the aussie accent yeah bray i wasn't paying enough attention did she carry that on through the entire episode or did she give it up?
Starting point is 00:29:05 I guess she told him and then they cut it. And then it was like a behind the scenes when she told him thing that I saw. But I was with Lily and Courtney that night, who, by the way, are my favorite people. I love Courtney. I haven't met Lily yet. Lily, it's hard to beat out the coolness of court but lily's up there man sarah came and like snuck in the back so yeah i loved that she was in a sweatshirt and what leggings or sweatpants it was awesome yeah well she came straight from from modern so she
Starting point is 00:29:38 was like coming home from the lot and she's like where are you and i was like i'm still at this thing dude we did an hour before the show started and she's like what okay well i'm gonna come by because i was like courtney's here and uh you've met lily it didn't come across that like lily and court were were really like kind of offended by the australian accent thing but like behind closed doors they were talking to us lily was like what the fuck is that she was pissed really yeah because she was like we trying to take the piss out of me you know like yeah take the piss out of me huh that's not quite it you're sounding very southern right now i don't i don't know you know trying to take the piss out of me
Starting point is 00:30:18 blimey your accents are always so bad i know so fun anyways it was uh it was a fun night i um i i hope the best he's such a nice guy i just i'm i've said it like in seven million interviews and i'm gonna stick to it my only concern for him is that he is so concerned with how everyone perceives him he doesn't give a shit about how he perceives himself, you know? And like, interesting. I'm just, I'm just nervous about that. I think Colton wants to be the kind of person that can laugh at himself and not take things, you know, too seriously and stuff like that. And I like that about him, you know, kind of like rolls with the punches or whatever. And I don't know,
Starting point is 00:31:02 I think he's a great guy. So I hope, I don't know, I hope it turns out the way you want it to. I do too. Did you get the feeling that, but by the way, I want this to be known because so many people know what happens or they read freaking whatever. I have no idea what happens. I've heard like some things that happen like, like in the middle of season, but I don't even know her true, but I don't know what happens at the end of it. But did you get the sense that the girl he gave the first impression rose to is already won the thing?
Starting point is 00:31:35 Um, full transparency. I do know how it turns out. So I don't answer that question. Answer that question. Yeah. Don't answer. I love,
Starting point is 00:31:44 I love not knowing this stuff because i get i wish i didn't know i i honestly enjoyed watching the show more when i didn't know what happens yeah yeah i was last season um i guess last season i knew a little bit like i knew who was gonna win but i did that that was kind of all i knew but this season because i know colton i know more than i did and like I thought that was kind of all I knew. But this season, because I know Colton, I know more than I did. And like, I'm already like kind of bummed about it. Like, cause now I, I don't know. It's like harder for me to watch it objectively, but, uh, but I am going to watch it and, and
Starting point is 00:32:16 I'm going to not tune out next week so that we can have a real conversation about how it was because I think it's going to, I think it's going to get better. It's just this, this viewing party thing really threw me this time. Yeah. I'm over it. Here's my other thing that like annoys me the most. I keep on asking, like, let me host it, which is like they have after the walking dead, right? Crit Hardwick hosts it. I've been for years. I mean, like, let me host like some Facebook live after show and like bring on the people and it'll cost you pennies on the dollar and then you won't subject everyone like watching this thing that i guess people weren't that into i don't know i i did love like the um jason and blake just like going into
Starting point is 00:32:57 someone's fucking house have you ever seen two dudes have more fun doing something that absurd I've never seen two dudes have more fun doing something that absurd. Yeah, because you can tell both those guys thought that they were on the set of College Ball Saturday, you know? Oh, 100%. They were having the time of their lives. Back to you, Chris. I was asking Blake, I was like, how was that earpiece bro and he was like i fucking hate that thing oh yeah and i'm like yeah it's the worst i actually i actually do hate that a lot because
Starting point is 00:33:32 my brain doesn't work that i can't hear and still talk i can't do yeah i know it's tough but i think they had fun and they were cute i out of all the watch parties, it was the most fun to watch them because they were having so much fun. It was insane. The only thing I felt bad for is the people that own that house because there's a bunch of people in there. So you only see the people you see on TV. But if you think about it. But there's all that crew, yeah. There's probably more crew than there are people there.
Starting point is 00:34:01 For sure. And that's probably a two a maybe a two bathroom house. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Like, you know that they clogged up both those toilets and, you know,
Starting point is 00:34:13 heaven. 100%. Are you saying Blake and Jason clogged the toilets or? No, I'm just saying like those, those toilets got clogged. Oh my God. Cause I'm sure there was like a lot of,
Starting point is 00:34:24 a lot of cheese plates, a lot of charcuterie boards, a lot of champagne. And all those nervous girls. All those nervous girls. Man, no one's sphincter was holding tight that night. You were really on one with these words today. You know what I was thinking about on my run a second ago? What's that?
Starting point is 00:34:43 Flat earthers, man. What is that about? You know, Kyrie Irving was one and then he took it back because he caused all this controversy. Yeah, his PR person was like, you look like a fucking idiot. But I was thinking about it in different terms because I don't think there are people that are just kind of wackadoos that are just like whatever. Or there are people that are uneducated. But then I think there's a third sect. And I think that they are the,
Starting point is 00:35:09 I'm going to be the contrarian guy. I'm that guy, you know? To, I don't know if you ever watched, there used to be a show called First Take and there was this guy named Skip Bayless on. And literally his job was to argue the wrong point. And he would like kind of be so angry and yell so much that people would be
Starting point is 00:35:26 like all right maybe you know maybe that point whatever you know and i wonder if the uh the flat earthers are just contrarians they're just like those people possibly you know do you know what i'm saying yeah like for sure just saying outrageous things to say outrageous things like get it get something out of people yeah Yeah, I kind of feel like that. I mean, I don't I don't know this, but I feel like that's probably what Kyrie was doing was just like trying to get a rise out of people. But because you can't like Dean Ungler just flew around the entire world like it is not flat. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I mean, you can't argue that. Sometimes I do feel like a lot of people will take a stance on something, even if they don't believe it, just to cause drama. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just like make some noise. What's one of your favorite things about guys? Um, honestly, a guy's smile is such a big deal to me. Dude, right? If you got a broke grill, it's not good. No, it's like clean, straight white teeth are the way to go. It's always like eye catching and it's like,catching. It's like a first impression when you meet somebody is their smile. Totally.
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Starting point is 00:38:30 Oh, my gosh. We've just rambled for like 30 minutes. I know. I had so much fun in the Golden Globes. That's so cool that you got to go. I love that. I know. I love. Was it a GIF?
Starting point is 00:38:42 The video of you and Sarah in the elevator was so freaking good. I can't even stand it. So they do that every year at the Globes and Sarah had the most viewed video ever. It was the best. No, no, no. Like three years ago or four years ago with her ex-boyfriend. They're like, um, yeah, they're like, they're like, I want to Google it. Yeah. Google it., um, no. Yeah. They're like, they're like, I want to Google it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Google it. It's really good. They're like making out in the doors open and she like, like straightens out her dress and you're like, this is time. And they walk, they walk out like separately and it got like 13 million views or whatever. So last year she did this thing.
Starting point is 00:39:17 It was so good. This is what annoys me about the internet. It was so, she pretended to be drunk. She's like falling back. I think in the bell hop tries to catch her or something and he like she like grabs this tie like hold her himself up and then i think she like plants a kiss on him or something like that and then you know the bellhop like his little hat like goes it's like a little like a sweet little old man this hat goes sideways
Starting point is 00:39:38 and he has this look like oh my god and then she like walks out like oh hey there's a friend or something it was like the best one of the night. And I remember we were sitting there in the install. People come up and they're like, hey, listen, you're getting a lot of bad like press about this video. And she was like, why? It's funny. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny.
Starting point is 00:39:58 But it was like we were everyone was dressed in black. We were doing like the Time's Up and the me too pins and everything. And people were saying like, it was, you're being tone deaf because a young girl getting drunk with a guy, like, it was just like such a, a weird, like correlation that they were drawing where this year she was, uh, scared to do anything, you know? And so she said, what should we do? And I was like, man, I don't know. Like should we do and i was like man i don't know like after last year i was like fuck it man like you did a really funny thing last year and we and we and you still got roasted like there's you can't win right now yeah and she's like well
Starting point is 00:40:36 it'd be funny if i'm like stuffing my bra with tissues and i was like yeah that's funny but like are you gonna piss off women that don't have big boobs? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I think that's funny. And she's like, well, I'm one of those women. I'm like, I know that's a joke. Right. And she's like, yeah. And she was like, yeah, I don't know. And I was like, well, and she's like, well, let's do something together. And then I was like, well, OK, well, what if you're stuffing? So my idea was that she should be stuffing a bra and I'm putting a banana in my pants. And then when the doors open, I pull the banana out and she pulls the tissues out. And then she like takes the banana and I blow my nose.
Starting point is 00:41:15 And I remember we told the idea to the, like the director there and they're like, no. Yeah. So maybe not that idea. Oh no. Well, I loved it. The look on her face just sells it so much. Like, she's just so funny.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Tell you what, like, her thing is improv. That is her comedic improv. I don't know if there's anyone better, but it was very much like we have to have the best one. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I watched a bunch of them, and I loved hers so much. It was my favorite. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:46 But I have a favorite moment of the Globes. And it is a correlation to our show. Oh, really? So sitting at our table were a bunch of people. Lea Michele and her new husband, who I've known her for a long time, and
Starting point is 00:42:01 this woman named Melissa. And I'm like, like man that girl looks so familiar and sarah's like yeah that's the main chicken manifest and i was like that's right no so we're hanging out the entire night like kind of getting drunk and uh finally i like i i finally turned to her and i was like before sarah was like dude your show's dope and that was before i kind of figured it out and i was like what show is that and she's like manifest and I was like, before Sarah was like, dude, your show's dope. And that was before I kind of figured it out. And I was like, what show is that? And she's like, Manifest. And I was like, oh yeah. So then I was like, you got to know, I do a
Starting point is 00:42:31 podcast with my friend Brandy. She got me onto your show. It's phenomenal. And then I was like, I think I know what's going on. I was like, your brother's wife's new boyfriend? I think he's a bad guy. bad guy she's like oh yeah okay well we'll see you know yeah so anyways so nice super cool and uh she goes she
Starting point is 00:42:57 goes oh I know you I know you oh no and I was like I was waiting for it being like, yeah, yeah, fucking JoJo. You know, I was waiting for that. Yeah. You're the guy at IMAX that like tells everyone to like turn their cell phones off on the screen. Wait, what? And I was like, and I'm sure look at my face. It probably looked like I was appalled. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:43:22 But I think I was just like, oh oh that's not what I thought you were gonna say there you know yeah yeah what what did you say I was like uh no that's not no I don't I was like I don't think so and then she was like oh my god I'm so sorry and then she was like she was appalled that she did this and I was like it's it's fine calm down it's fine and then she was like she showed me she pulled I was like find the guy I want to see she was like i don't know what to google i was like i don't know imax guy and she was she googles and finds it and it did look it looked like me you know that is so funny so we like hung out and got drunk the entire night and then the next day like i commented on one of her pictures i was like hey please silence all cell
Starting point is 00:44:04 phones and pagers. And don't forget, we have a full line of Pepsi products in the lobby for your convenience. Enjoy the show. And she was just like, I'm never going to be able to live that down. But anyways, a lot of times when you meet people, they don't live up to anything. You know, they don't live up to what you think they are. Well, for sure. Melissa, who plays Kayla Stone.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Mick. They call her Mick. Mick, Mick. Yeah, she's great. One of our YFTers tweeted Mick, yeah, yeah. They call her Mick. Mick, Mick, yeah. She's great. One of our YFTers tweeted me and said, Manifest is back. Do you know this? Duh, already watched that. I haven't seen it yet. Come on.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Come on, kid. Already watched it. I just like, you are so up on TV. I just like, I can never keep up with you. Dude, it's because Sarah and I don't do anything. Yeah. That's the straight up long and short of it. Weren't you the
Starting point is 00:44:52 one? I feel like when you and I first met, you said something to me about we were I don't know we were talking about and you were like, yeah, a girlfriend is just somebody that you like watch shows with. Like that's just what it is. And I was like, uh-huh. Yeah, really. It's cute. Was this on our first date? Were you like watch shows with like that's just what it is and i was like uh-huh that's yeah really that's cute was this on our first date were you like all right yeah one of
Starting point is 00:45:10 those and i was like right that's so romantic great right but i think there is some romance in that no there is i know it was just it was just a funny thing for someone to say like true love comes out in tv watching because i will watch shit that i don't like with her just because i enjoy spending time with her right like um rupaul's drag race i don't really care about that show uh-huh but i watch that show all right dang i was sarah i watched that show like i know what's happening with everything that's going down. All right. Oh Lord.
Starting point is 00:45:48 My sister makes me watch that show. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. It is like, if you can agree on TV, that's like a big deal. I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yeah. If you can't love yourself, then who the hell's going to love you? Can I get an amen? Preach Ru. I got to listen. I got to watch that shit. It's a good show, but
Starting point is 00:46:05 it doesn't interest me. I'm also very confused by all of it, you know? I ask a lot of questions being like, okay, so what is happening here? Because some people are drag queens, and then some people are trans, you know? So I'm just
Starting point is 00:46:21 asking a lot of questions. I'm learning a lot actually. I think it's probably good for me because it's taking me out of like what i normally know and but yeah she makes me watch that doesn't make me what she watches that show what's another one uh a queer eye was a thing that i was oh yeah i've never seen that either yeah it's nice that you watch her shows i know i gotta make her watch the shows that I like, though. I know. So are you watching anything new since we last spoke? Started watching something last night, man.
Starting point is 00:46:53 John Grisham's The Innocent Man on Netflix. Oh. Heard about that? From the book? Yeah, I guess he wrote a book. It's a true story. It's like making a murderer. Oh. I'm about to start Mindhunter.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Is that what it's called? What? You haven't seen Mindhunter? I just read that a while ago. I know. I Oh. I'm about to start Mindhunter. Is that what it's called? What? You haven't seen Mindhunter? I know. I know. I know. I'm about to start it, though. Come on, bro-safine.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I know. You're going to love that. So, listen, I only watched the first episode of The Innocent Man, but it hooked me, and then it was hard for me to freaking fall asleep, so then I turned on avengers to like fall asleep i know so great but like starts out with like this woman gets murdered and they have all this weird stuff like written on her in this like little town and wherever middle america and like two years later another woman gets murdered and these two guys confess to it and like the confession is the most hair raising chilling lack of empathy it's like yeah so um well first i raped her and then uh so and so raped her and then uh yeah we
Starting point is 00:47:55 uh were stabbing her and then uh she was bleeding from like her side and and the reason why i know that uh it was bad is because i could see her ribs and her insides it's like the most like oh my god how could you say this stuff so you you watch this and you're like these motherfuckers need to go straight to hell do not collect 200 and then then i started watching i think it was the second episode and one of the guys comes out he's in jail he's being interviewed and he's like yeah i uh i uh i made a false testimony or whatever uh and then it starts going into like how the cops like held them there for like hours and hours and hours and like created this storyline so i don't know i so i'm so early on in it but like the first episode like it freaked me out so much that I was like, I need to watch the Avengers.
Starting point is 00:48:46 And then I watched like a little bit of the second episode. And I was like, ooh, there's a twist here. Got it. Wow. So yeah, John Grisham's The Innocent Man. Yeah, he writes a lot of crime novels. Yeah, man. I lived in Oxford when he lived there.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Felt pretty good about that. Dude, do you know what I, you know what show is so freaking good? Splitting Up Together. Have you heard about that? No, I haven't seen that. Dude, okay, so it's the girl from, it's Pam from The Office.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Oh, it is? Yeah, it's Pam from The Office, and then it's like, it's like Kate Hudson's brother, I think, is, who's the guy. Oh. And then like three real cute kids. And the premise is that they're getting divorced, but they're not going to, they're both going to continue living together.
Starting point is 00:49:31 But like one, like every week they switch off and living in the, like the garage guest house, basically. And the whole time you're just like rooting for them to get back together. And like, you know, certain things happen, which makes it so they don't get back together. But you know that they're eventually rooting for them to get back together and like you know certain things happen which mean makes it so they don't get back together but you know that they're eventually gonna have to get back together but like it'll be season seven not season two but i really love that show it is funny did you know that ellen degeneres is an executive producer on it doesn't surprise me i want to know who's running music though because i am obsessed with the soundtrack really obsessed anyways what do you got you got anything new no i was gonna start mind hunter today if i i don't know if i'll get back early enough but um that's kind of next on
Starting point is 00:50:18 my list and then i'm very excited that manifest is back didn't know yeah but you only got one app dude i know i know I know, I know. I'll watch it for sure. I'll probably watch that before I start Mindhunter, to be honest. There's a couple things on Netflix in my queue that I've been wanting to watch. What's she got? What was that one, the movie that you said you loved that was a Netflix original? Outlaw King.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Yes, I haven't watched that yet. Get on it. I know, I've got to. So that's next in my queue. And it's one of the Chris's. It's a Chris Pine or Chris Pratt or Chris... Love those Chris's. Well, it's a Chris. I've got to. So that's next in line. And it's one of the Chris's. It's a Chris Pine or Chris Pratt or Chris. Love those Chris's. Well, it's a Chris.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I don't know, but it's a good Chris. I love a Chris. If you're a Chris in Hollywood right now, you are making at least six figures. Oh, man. What I did do was I finished the book I talked about last week. Oh, cool. Yeah, it's called Still Mine. And it's a crime thriller fiction book. I think I talked a little bit about it last week,
Starting point is 00:51:10 but finished it. Loved it would highly recommend. And the coolest part about it is I love a series like I love a series. And it ends. It kind of ends where you're where you're not really satisfied. You're like, wait, that's the end. Like, that wasn't enough closure for me yeah and then i then i was uh googling the author today and saw that she wrote a second one so there's a sequel um called still water so highly recommend the first one gonna start the second one we'll let you guys know i think i posted on my story about this enneagram book i'm reading i like wells we have to we have to get you to take the Enneagram. I did. I told you I'm a, is it a three? Oh, are you a three? Yeah. I didn't love what it said about me. I mean, it was like basically like loves attention,
Starting point is 00:51:51 you know, like. Well, like what was your score? Like, did you, was three like highest by a lot or were you close to another one? Is three the attention seeker? It is, but that's like a terrible way to describe a three. I love threes. I wish I had more of three in me. Well, that's like a terrible way to describe a three. I love threes. I wish I had more of three in me. Well, that's probably why this works then. Probably.
Starting point is 00:52:08 But like Caitlin Bristow's a three. Yes, yes, yes. I know a lot of threes. Caitlin asked me about it too when I was on her podcast, I believe. Yes, Caitlin and I are the same. But I did want to say I'm reading a book right now called The Complete Enneagram. And it's not your average small little book. It's like almost like a textbook. Um, but I'm really loving it. So if you have taken the Enneagram,
Starting point is 00:52:29 if you're interested in that, you want to read more about it, highly recommend this book. Um, and even I'm just like a few chapters in and a lot of what it's talked about is kind of, um, like ironically what a lot of what I want to focus on this year, I posted about having a word for the year and my word is present. I want to like live in the moment a little more, get my head out of my phone and just kind of really be like awake to like what's around me and who's around me. And that's a lot of what is talked about in the first few chapters of this book, which is really cool. So another highly recommended book. I love that. I would like to have my razor back, you know, my the old phone. I know. Right. to have my Razr back, you know, the old phone. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:53:05 And I want it to just be also connected to my iPhone. Yeah. This is actually maybe a good idea. Like someone should do this. I want them to make it so I can be like, okay, I'm going to take my Razr phone out tonight. Yeah. And leave the smartphone at home.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah, and I'm sure in the middle of the night, I'm like, fuck, I wish I had, I could look at Instagram, I'm bored right now. But all I can do on this old phone is text you, text back, see texts, and call people. Yeah. And maybe, and just maybe, I could somehow get Uber. Yeah. You know, so I can get home.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yeah, totally. But like, that's the only, I only allow Uber. Yeah. Because I think that'd be, I think, that's the only, I only allow Uber. Yeah. Because I think that'd be, I would think that'd be really good because you're right. Like I'm so, and I try to be as present as possible. And I really only throw my phone out when I think something's really funny. Even when I do it, I'm like, what am I doing? You know, like this isn't, this isn't living.
Starting point is 00:54:00 For me, like, like part of my problem with the phone is like like i feel like a lot of people don't really believe me when i say this but i really like don't get me wrong like i'm a social person and i'm very outgoing but i'm a very shy person to people i don't know and it's very hard for me to talk to strangers i feel like i just like can't make conversation i feel like i say dumb things and so if i'm in a group of people i don't know or if i'm in an elevator with a bunch of strangers, I put my head in my phone to avoid having to have an awkward conversation with people. Yeah. And that's not necessarily a quality. And the problem with that is that comes across as you're too good for everybody.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Exactly. And I want to become better at being able to talk to strangers. Like I have a lot of friends who – and Wells got Wells, I would say this about you, like you can just talk to anyone and you're, you know, you're, you're not awkward. Like you can literally just carry a conversation with anybody so effortlessly. And I wish I could do that a little better. So I'm hoping that if I can make a conscious effort to not pull my phone out the minute I feel awkward and the minute I feel uncomfortable that I can start to talk to people more and
Starting point is 00:55:03 become better about it. Yeah. Do you have any podcasts that you love? I feel like a sham because we, you know, like, we have a podcast. We have a thing called- I do not listen to them. Do you not? I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it. I have a favorite podcast right now. I'm absolutely, everyone should go listen to this podcast. I mean, you should also listen to our podcast, but it's called This Past Weekend with Theo Vaughn. He's a comedian.
Starting point is 00:55:28 But also, like, if you have thin skin, don't listen to it because his comedy can be a little outrageous. But he's like this comedian from Louisiana. So he's just kind of like outrageous and the things he says is weird. And he goes on weird tangents. But he just makes me laugh man i just love him all right i want to be on his show you got any tunage that you're digging on there sister oh my gosh just think about this today this is bad timing because new music friday is tomorrow so all the new stuff's gonna come out tomorrow um spotify will you know when you listen to a
Starting point is 00:56:00 some specific artist like then they'll start playing you are other artists like them yeah um which is my favorite thing about Spotify. And so it's probably old news. Thank you for the ding there. It's probably old news because I don't think it's new music, but there's a guy named Nick Wilson that I've really been digging. He has a song called Headlights that comes on a lot, and then I really love that song.
Starting point is 00:56:21 So I started listening to the rest of his stuff, and it's really good. And then another one that came on is Vancouver Sleep Clinic. Have you ever heard of them? No. They have a song called Closure that is very cool. All right. One of my favorite bands right now is a band called Wild Rivers. Have you heard of them?
Starting point is 00:56:35 Oh, I love them. Yeah. Do you? Oh, yeah. Whoa. How did I not know about this diddly-dally-doo? Spotify, man. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Yeah. All right. I'll play a little bit of this biznash while I go charge my phone. Which song do you like? Well, I'm just going to Wandering Shack. It's the first one, but I really like the one about Paul Simon. Have you seen that one? No, I don't think I've seen that one. But this girl's voice sounds like...
Starting point is 00:57:01 Who sings Home? The song Home. I'll apologize, but I try to make it unclear. Oh, God. And I love this city, but I'm really not from here. Now I gotta leave this town. This is just great stuff, man. In a beat up coupe, I imagine is a Mustang.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Anyways, Wild Rivers, great stuff. Love it. Tell me again what song you're just playing because I can't hear it. That was Paul Simon, but I'm digging on that whole thing. Okay. Okay, bye-bye.
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