Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells' coworker tells the craziest F@#KBOI story EVER!

Episode Date: December 21, 2017

Wells' coworker stops by the podcast to tell the craziest story about a guys she was dating who was also dating another woman at the same time. The things this guy did to keep both relationships going at the same time is amazing....ly gross! Every woman should listen to this episode to see how to spot a f@ckboi from a mile away.

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Everything is awesome. No. Everything is cool when you're part of a team. Wow. That's from the old Lego movie. I actually never saw the Lego movie. Really? Don't yet. Fuck, so you don't even know the song I'm singing right now. I know the song, I just never saw the movie. Ugh.

I'm making a drink. Like straight whiskey. Okay. Also, I saw Star Wars, the new one, and I didn't like it. I don't want to give any spoilers away. I don't want to ruin it for people, and I don't want to be that guy that makes you not go see Star Wars because it's an amazing journey,

and visually it's stunning and all that kind of stuff, but as a Star Wars enthusiast, I didn't love it, all right? I just, whatever. It just didn't do it for me. A whole part of the storyline doesn't even go anywhere. I don't even know. They go on't do it for me. Like, a whole part of the storyline that doesn't even go anywhere. Like, I don't even know. They go on some mission, nothing happens. It's so funny.

You're the biggest dork of life. Here's the deal. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Mark Hamill is not a good actor, okay? He's not. The reason why Harrison Ford went on to continue acting after the Star Wars in the beginning was because Harrison Ford was a great actor. The reason why Mark Hamill didn't do anything afterwards was because Mark Hamill was a bad actor. And guess what? He still is. Yoda didn't teach him freaking the ways of the force

of acting. Because like in the original one, he got to play it straight because he was like really the savior. He was the Jedi, you know? And then like, ah, now he's trying to be funny. And it's just like no it's not working dude there's like this one scene where ray is like following luke around to like figure out what his like daily habits are and he's like living on this like island planet and he hikes down the rocky shoals of this island planet and there's like this giant sea cow or something i don't know some sort of like monster sea monster with like six set of titties and ray's watching this and he goes up to this like weird like elephant sea monster and he starts milking one of the titties

and like starts drinking this blue breast milk and then then Rey's like, what are you doing? And then all of a sudden the monster turns back to Rey and is like, yeah, you like that, don't you? It's like the weirdest scene ever. And they have these stupid fuzzy penguin things that you know that they're there just to sell freaking merchandise, which is fine, I guess, but come on, man. Also, Rey does no training.

No, it's not easy to be a Jedi. You gotta freaking work at it. There's no stupid montage where like, getting stronger. Anyways, it's whatever. That's why I need a drink, okay? Okay, you want to do it? Yeah. You or me?

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Oh my gosh, I can't wait. I'm bringing her in right now. Let's welcome Andy to the Your Favorite Thing podcast. Hi guys. What up? How are you? Good, how are you? Good. Are you? Yeah, are you good Andy to the Your Favorite Thing podcast. Hi, guys. What up? How are you? Good. How are you?

Good. Are you? Yeah. Are you good? Are you okay? Sort of. It's been a couple weeks. I think I'm getting over it, but gosh.

Okay. I can't wait for this. Just set the table for us. I feel so bad that I'm kind of like exploiting this pain of yours. But women need to be aware of what really happens out there. There are some fuck boys out there. I know. We've heard some shit recently. I know, right?

Yeah, okay. Just start at the beginning for us, okay? Okay. I never thought this would happen to me, first of all. You hear these stories from other people and never think, great, this is going to happen to me. So yeah, it happened to me. And I totally thought this was going to be legit

because I didn't meet him on Bumble. I didn't meet him on Tinder. I met him through a coworker. Oh, so I was wondering if this started online. Yeah, no. I met him through a coworker. Totally, totally normal. I met him at her pool, actually.

She invited her boyfriend's friends over and we hit it off immediately. It was awesome. We spent all weekend together. So he's one of your best friends, boyfriends, good friends. Yes. Yeah. Also, good first date because you get to see what they look like with their shirt off, you know.

Totally. And it wasn't just him and I. We were with a big group of like 10 of us. Yeah. And it was so fun. You know, we had, it was actually Labor Day weekend. Okay. So this was a while ago. Yeah, this was a while ago, several months ago. Okay. So we totally hit it off. It was immediate. It was

like kind of hot and heavy very quickly. Okay. We spent the entire weekend together, which typically I don't do that. I'm like, all right, first date, give it a couple days. No, it was, we were together 24-7 for like the first week. And I was just kind of going with it. I hadn't been in a relationship for a while. I was like, let's just go with this.

This is fun. And he like lives here. Lives here. Okay, local. In the army. Oh, hot. Yeah. Total stud. Like six foot five, tall, dark, and handsome In the army. Oh, hi. Yeah. Total stud.

Like six foot five, tall, dark, and handsome. Everything a girl wants. Find me one. Yeah. It was so nice. Pump the brakes. I thought it. I thought it was fun.

But he's the kind of guy that would like, we'd walk down the street and he'd make sure he was on the side that the cars were on. Paid for everything. Held the door. Just like total gentleman. But like, too good to be true. I thought I struck gold. Yeah.

Not so much. So, hot and heavy for a while. The first several weeks were awesome. the door just like total gentleman like too good to be true I thought I struck gold yeah not so much so hot and heavy for a while um the first several weeks were awesome I my co-worker and I we'd all go out together we had like 10-15 people strong every weekend so fun again hot and heavy and then shit started to get a little weird he wanted me to meet his parents he wanted to get me pregnant what yes okay, not so weird. Pregnant? Yeah. Okay, hold on. Very weird. Time out. Number one, have you dropped an L-bomb at this point? He had

drunkenly. Okay. Did you reciprocate? No. Good. Cool. Got it. Yeah. Okay, so he wants you to meet the parents. Yeah. Did you meet the parents? No. Okay. Are the parents local? No. Oh. Wanted to fly me out to San Diego. Wow. Yeah, like quick. Like the parents local? No. Oh. Wanted to fly me out to San Diego. Wow.

Yeah, like quick, like three or four weeks in. Yeah, I think that's too much. You're talking about marriage at this point? Yes. Okay. Oh, yeah. You're talking about marriage but not dropping bombs. Right.

Interesting. I see you as the mother of my children. Whoa. We started talking about children, how many, and names. Okay, wait. So when you're talking about the serious stuff, are you on board? Are you engaged in this conversation

or are you like, are you freaking crazy? Well, this is going to make me sound crazy, but yeah, I was into it. I was kind of like, let's go with this. This is cool.

Six, five, tall, dark, and handsome army guy. I get it. They say when you know, you know, so maybe you thought you knew. I don't know. That's what I was going with.

It all just seemed way too perfect. And he was trying to get you pregnant. Like, give me a couple of examples. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to hear deets. Babe, you don't need to be taking that birth control anymore. What? Yes. Oh, no. Yes. That is not cool. Yes. He would hide it.

No. Yes. That's actually insane. Yeah. I would spend the weekend up at his place, but I'd be like, shoot, I left my birth control at home, babe. You got to drive me 45 minutes back into the city. Yeah. And he'd be like, nope, you're staying here holding you hostage. Oh, my gosh. So what, did he take you home? Eventually. Like Sunday night. But there's Saturday and Sunday of a missed pill.

Really? Yes. That's not cool. That is not cool. Also, just like in terms of like health of a woman, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah, you're not. That's insane. Plan B was not an option.

Why? Well, I mean, I would go and buy it, but Yeah, you're not. That's insane. Plan B was not an option. Why? Well, I mean, I would go and buy it, but he wouldn't help pay for it. He was like, no. What the heck? Okay, were you telling your friend whose boyfriend is friends with this guy all these things, or no? Yes. And what did she say? Well, this is where I should have seen the red flag. Okay. She was like, oh God, he did that with his other

girlfriend, with his last girlfriend. Oh, okay. First of all, coworker friend that's setting you up with this, knowing this, like, oh, God, he did that with his other girlfriend. With his last girlfriend. Oh, okay. First of all, co-worker friend that's setting you up with this, knowing this, like, on the back end, kind of messed up. She did. She did tell me to be careful. But I was just. But you were like. Okay, hold on.

Time out. If I'm setting up with anybody, any of my friends with anybody, I'm not like, oh, my God, they're so great. Tall, already handsome. But be careful. Like, that's the first thing if you say that to somebody, they're going to know. I know. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes,

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your favorite thing to sign up for your free 60-day trial that's even more savings that's shipstation.com code your favorite thing do it okay i should have listened but be careful like when girls say that it's like we just all are jaded and are like oh be careful like guys suck like i see how that could you could have just been like oh, be careful. Like, guys suck. Like, I see how that could have, you could have just been like, oh, whatever. Be careful. Okay. Well, and I'm just, I just have that tough exterior too. I'm like, I got this, girls.

Don't worry. Like, I'm good. But I feel like it was her fault for not being more transparent about what, how careful you I guess she could have been a little more transparent. Yeah. But, so yeah, it got hot and heavy real quick. Was meeting coworkers, meeting my best friends, wanting to meet my parents, begging to come to like Sunday dinner.

My parents live here. We do Sunday dinner every Sunday. Begging to come to like Sunday dinner. My parents live here. We do Sunday dinner every Sunday. Begging to come to Sunday dinner. Did you introduce them? No. Oh, okay. That's good. I'm slow to do that.

Yeah. That takes a while for me. Smart. Gosh, what else? Oh, bought a puppy. He bought a puppy? Yeah, for us. No.

How did all this happen in how many weeks? I guess by then it was like eight weeks. Eight or nine weeks. How did all this happen in such a short? I guess by then it was like eight weeks. Eight or nine weeks. How did all this happen in such a short time? They were spending all their time together. That's insane. Yeah. So then shit gets weird.

Are we ready for like the real weird? Yes. Like things start unraveling? Yes. This is why I brought you on the show. Okay. Oh my God. I want to say this.

I'm really sorry, by the way. It's awesome. Like this is a sad story. Oh my God. But you're doing like- Now I see why you have whiskey. I'm really sorry by the way. Like this is a sad story. Oh my god. But you're doing like Now I see why you have whiskey. I know. Can I have some? So anyways I wanted to say I'm sorry that you had to go through

this. Thanks Wells. Okay so now tell us. Shit's getting weird. Okay. So he calls me on a Thursday night. Hey babe just want to let you know I want all of this to come from me so you don't hear it from other people. My ex-girlfriend showed up unannounced at my house tonight begging to get back together with me. Okay.

Now, they supposedly broke up in July. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? That's pretty damn cool. Thanks. Like, I appreciate that you called and told me so that I don't hear it from all of our friends. Right. So I go to bed, wake up the next morning.

Facebook message from her. Instagram message from her, and a Snapchat friend request. Yikes. I was like, aw shit. About to go down. I have the message. Should I pull it up? Yes. Absolutely. Girls are freaking crazy, by the way.

Yeah, hold on. In this story, girls aren't crazy. This sounds like it could be a Lifetime movie. Yes. I know. Hi there. My name is Anna and I'm, man we will not mention, his girlfriend. I'm just reaching out because someone has told me that, man we will not mention.

Should I just say his name? It's like Voldemort. Alright, I'm reading it. Hi, my name is Anna and I'm Justin's girlfriend. I'm just reaching out because someone has told me that Justin and you may have been seeing each other over the past several months. I want to believe it isn't true. Like he says, can you shed some additional light to the situation? Okay. So she's saying they're currently together. Together. Yeah. Okay. Screenshot sent to Justin. Of course. Yeah.

Right. Calls me immediately. Oh my gosh. I can't believe she actually went to this, this extreme. She's crazy. Just block her. Don't worry. Let it go. Yeah. So I don't reply yet. I have to I have to let it simmer a little. I have to think about this. Yeah. She messages me again because I don't reply. Anyway, I won't keep bothering you, but I was really hoping woman to woman. She pulls the woman to woman. I'm like, shit. You're like, this ain't the other woman in the movie. Yeah. I was really hoping woman to woman you'd be able to give me some sort of peace of mind one way or the other. He says his friends are lying and that nothing has ever happened between the two of you. I've been very much in the picture all

along despite what you may have been told. My number is blah blah blah blah blah. That's like gold. I was like, oh god, I have her number now. Yeah. Okay, if you guys have spent all this time together over the past couple of months, where has she been and why is she not concerned that he's not around? And that's where this gets

fucking real. Okay, so he tells you not to message her, to completely like just brush her under the rug. Yeah. But what do you do? I screenshot all of that. Yeah. I send it to one of my best guy friends. Yeah. I'm like, what do I do?

What do I do here? Smart. Not that smart because he dials her number for me. Oh. Yeah. Was it? Well, okay. So he dials her number for me. Oh. Yeah. Was it? Well, okay. So he dials a number.

Yep. He calls me back after he talks to her and says, you got to call her. This girl is for real. Okay. Good guy friend. But see, this is why guys are so much better than girls. Because girls don't confront each other like that. Right.

Dudes don't have drama like girls because they just call each other on their shit. Right. And are so direct. Totally. So that's why like actually calling her was a good thing. I don't know if I would have to be honest with you. I don't know if I would have called her. But it's like good that this guy did?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think so. I think so. Well, obviously. Yes. No. Yes.

Obviously. Okay. So your buddy calls you and is like, dude, you got to call. You got to talk to her. Yeah. She's in tears. You got to call her. She's so sweet.

You need to talk to her. Yeah. Okay. So I'm like, okay, I got to call her. She's so sweet. You need to talk to her. Yeah, okay. So I'm like, oh, shit. Okay, I got to call her. I call her. She's this super sweet, southern, just most adorable chick ever. And I'm like, oh, my God. I feel like the devil.

Like, this is awful. I'm the other woman. Yeah, but you didn't know. It's not your fault. Yeah, but so is she. I mean. Yeah. We talk on the phone for like 30 minutes, and we're comparing notes over the phone.

And it's like, were you supposed to go on this trip with him? Yeah, I was. Were you? Yeah. Did he buy you this? Yeah. Like what? What are some of the things that he bought? He bought me a Yeti, the same color as her Yeti.

Stop it. Sneakers. Stop. He's just buying. Yeah, buying double. Yes. Buying us both the same things. Taking us to the same restaurants. That is like so dangerous. Yeah. How do people not think they're going to get caught? Wait, hold on. He got you a dog. Did he get her a dog? Yes. Yeah. How do people not think they're going to get caught? Wait, hold on.

He got you a dog. Did he get her a dog? Yes. No. He got her a little golden retriever when he, right before he deployed to keep her busy. But that whole concept, buying a dog for a girl to keep her busy so she can't go out. Oh my God. That's insane.

This guy's sinister. Yes. So why she like didn't start picking up on all this is because he like brainwashed her to think that her friends were bad influences. So she stopped going out. He wanted to get her pregnant. So he told her to stop like drinking so much so that she can be like healthy. So she can start like. But really it was so she wouldn't go out.

Right. Yeah. Because he was always out with me. Oh my God. So do your friends that know him, were they just clueless? Completely clueless. He told all of our friends that he'd broken up with her when he got back from deployment. And they just had no idea he was crazy.

She was never around. He would tell her, babe, I think you should go home to Knoxville for the weekend because I have to work all weekend and I don't feel safe with you alone in Nashville while I have to work all weekend. Whoa. So he would like send her home. He would send her home. Okay, so hold on.

You call her, you guys start comparing notes. What's the next step with you two? I tell her I need to talk to her like in person. Yeah. So I drive over to her house. She's, again, so sweet. Like I feel like an awful human being. She's so sweet.

We sit down, we start showing each other text messages, pictures, every selfie he sent me, he sent her. Oh my god. Dick pics? No, no dick pics. I mean, he may have sent them to her, but I'm not into that. He never really sent them to me. Like shirtless, sexy selfies? Yeah. Stop it.

And he was sending them to both of you guys. Same ones. How old is this guy? 26. Going on 14. Yeah. Okay, so what else? Okay, this is where it gets really weird. Oh my gosh, how does it get weirder?

So he's calling me while I'm with her. Like, babe, has Anna reached out to you? What's going on? Is she leaving you alone? So you guys are sitting next to each other. We're sitting next to each other on the couch while he's calling both of us. Oh my God. So I hang up with him.

He calls her immediately. Stop. Yeah, and it's like, is Carly bothering you? And it's on speakerphone. And it's on speakerphone. Oh my God. So I hang up with him. He calls her immediately. Stop. Yeah, and is like, is Carly bothering you? And it's on speakerphone. And it's on speakerphone. Oh my God. Yeah.

This is crazy. This doesn't even seem real. This is a movie. Yes. So I wish I had like taped the whole thing. I know. I know.

So, and I also wish she was here. She's like the sweetest thing ever. She's so sweet. Shoot, we should have got her. I know. Yeah, dang it. We suck.

All right, next episode. Next time. Yeah. Yeah, her story is probably even more intense because I was only around for four or five months. She's two years. Shoot, we should have got her. I know. Yeah, dang it. We suck. All right, next episode. Next time. Yeah. Yeah, her story is probably even more intense because I was only around for four or five months. She's two years. But this is great. Two years.

This is great because everyone's going to freak out about this story and we'll be like, don't worry, we got part two coming next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We let him call us two or three times and then finally, Wells, you know me, I'm sassy AF. I freaked. I grabbed the phone. I was like, you're a freaking idiot.

We're here together. Like, how did you think you were going to get away with this? We're sitting next to each other. Then he does the typical boy thing. You both are crazy. You're both meant for each other. This and that. And it all just blew up in his face.

Oh, my God. Did you ever talk to him again after that night? Yes. Ready for this? Yes. I don't know. Maybe not. Well, we both blocked him for a while, but then he reached out to us me on email her I don't know how but I didn't know he

wanted to meet with her he said he just wanted to meet up with me and kind of explain himself so I was like let me just let him explain himself whatever yeah begging to like have me back like begging saying you know he was broken up with her he doesn't want to be with her that I'm the girl for him. I'm the one, this and that. Her and I connect two days later. He left my house, went straight to her house after he was begging for me. What a psychopath.

And said the same things to her. I can't believe you even gave him. I can't either. Like the time of day. I'm kind of scared of this man. I know. I am too. Yeah.

Because like he knows where you live and stuff, right? Mm-hmm. Well, I'm moving in a week. Thank God. Because of this? A little bit of that. Yeah. know. I am too. Yeah. Because he knows where you live and stuff, right? Mm-hmm. Well, I'm moving in a week. Thank God. Because of this? A little bit of that. Yeah. And a few other things.

Okay. That's smart. Yeah. So that's pretty much it. That's the cliff note version of this whole entire thing. I honestly can't believe. It is not safe out there in the dating world. Well, I'm sorry, but this guy is a sociopath for sure.

He is a serial liar. Yeah. He would take down pictures of him and her at his house when I was over there and hide them in drawers. Hide her clothes, hide her toiletries, hide her everything. Yeah, of course. That is so psycho. So now looking back, knowing what you know now, what were some of the clues that you missed out on? That's a great question.

He really loved communicating via Snapchat and not text. Whoa. Yeah. Because it disappears. I mean, I save them, but that doesn't mean he saves them. It doesn't matter for you. It matters for him, for his other girlfriend. Right, picked up his phone or something. I'm all about communication, and

we'd go sometimes 12 hours without talking. Really? And it's not like me bugging him, where are you, where are you, what are you doing? It's just like, I wonder what he's doing. Why aren't you texting me? Yeah. Why aren't you calling to say hi?

That's because he was with her. And that's because he was with her. Holy crap. Would never open up about his past, like at all. Never wanted to talk about it. I don't know if that's a red flag, but I think it's kind of weird.

Yeah. His past is probably fucked up. He's probably done this to five other people. Of course. Honestly, I just think a red flag was just getting hot and heavy so quickly. Like I should have been like, we'll other people. Of course. Honestly, I just think a red flag was just getting hot and heavy so quickly. Like, I should have been like,

whoa, pump the brakes, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was hot and heavy so fast. Wanting to get me pregnant. I think that's the craziest part of the things that he little extreme did before he found out.

I had to get birth control. That's insane. Why would he want, like, what would he do if he got both of you pregnant? Like, what is there to gain from that? I think he was just waiting to see which one got pregnant first. And then he was just going to, like, what would he do if he got both of you pregnant? Like, what is there to gain from that? I think he was just waiting to see which one got pregnant first.

And then he was just going to, like, marry one of them? I guess. That's insanity. He booked, well, he says, I never saw a ticket. But he told me he booked a trip for me to go to Vegas to a wedding of a friend's wedding. And he booked the same flight for her, too. No. Yeah.

So we were both going. It's like, buddy, what is your end game? You're going to wait two days before the trip and decide who you want to take? She was supposed to move in with him in September. Yeah. And he has this gorgeous house up in Clarksville. Yeah. She was supposed to move in with him in September and he took back that invitation because he

met me in like August. So took back that invitation and she was like, oh, that's weird. Like whatever. She was just, She was too easy. She just let shit happen. Let him run the relationship. He wore the pants. Whatever. They were supposed to move in together in September and they were supposed to get married in a courthouse end of December. She told you that? She told me that.

Wow. I feel like he probably would have married her and kept dating you. Yeah, probably. That's insane. That's a poor girl. We talked about kids and how many we wanted. Names, this and that. Same names. Stop. Oh my god. That's poor girl. We talked about kids and how many we wanted, names, this and that. Same names. Stop. Oh my God, this is a movie.

Four boys, all J names. This is a movie. We should hit up Lefty. Wait, four boys, all what? All J names. Weird. Mm-hmm. Because his name's Justin.

Yeah, that's some freaking. Yeah, all boys. He wanted them all to be D1 athletes. Oh, I can't. Oh, God. Yeah, like that macho shit. Ugh, this fucking guy. Yeah.

I hate this guy. I'm scared of him. I'm too, man. I will never date somebody with the name Justin in this town. Please don't. No, I'm scared. Good call, yeah. There's a lot of really great Justins out there, though.

Justin Timberlake? Yeah. We've been over this. Remember Justin? Who is Justin? I love Justin Timberlake. I love Justin Timberlake. He. We've been over this. Remember Justin. Who is Justin? I love Justin Timberlake. I love Justin Timberlake. He's all right.

All right. I feel like there's so much more to this story, but that's the Cliff No version. I feel so bad for you. How are you going to recover? How are you ever going to trust anybody? Because I already can't trust people. And then to go through that, like, good Lord. Yeah, I don't know.

I honestly feel like I just want to be single for a while. Yeah. This was a big hit. And you were all about him, too. Oh, my gosh. I was all about him. I don't know. I honestly feel like I just want to be single for a while. Yeah. This was a big hit. And you were all about him, too. Oh, my gosh. I was all about him. I mean, yeah. What's not to be all about?

Hold on. Here's my final question. Okay. The coworker that set you up with him. She has to feel awful. Does she feel terrible? She feels terrible. Okay.

That's good. But I don't blame her. She didn't know. Totally. Yeah. She didn't know. And, of course, the guys don't know that he's this way. They're about to. Yeah, they're about know. Totally. Yeah. She didn't know. And of course the guys don't know that he's this way. They're about to.

Yeah, they're about to. Shit. I feel like you need to put this guy on serious blast. Oh, God. That's what I'm saying. When I heard this story, I was like, I wanted him on the show because I want to kind of fuck with his life now. Because he's been fucking with other people's lives for a while.

Yeah. And that's not cool. Yeah. Then again, I don't want him to murder me in my sleep. Same. Yeah, me neither. So. Yikes.

I know. It's a crazy story. That's by far the worst dating story I've ever heard. Really? Yeah. Here's what's annoying to me

about that story. If we brought this guy in, whatever, we talked to him somehow, I know what he would do and it's annoying but I know exactly what he'd do. He'd be like,

those bitches are crazy. Oh, yeah. A thousand percent. Guys love to say girls are crazy. I know exactly what he'd do. He'd be like, those bitches are crazy. Oh, yeah, a thousand percent. Guys love to say girls are crazy. I know. It's the easy way out, though. But here's the funny thing. In the beginning of the story, you even went there.

You were like, girls are crazy. Well, that's the unfortunate part is there are so many psycho girls out there that for cool girls like Andy and I, it's really tough. But that's such a cop out. And I feel like guys get away with saying that. And it's so unfair. And honestly, being called crazy is like a knife to the heart. Well, yeah. Oh, that's the worst. It's one of those words that makes you into the thing that you're being called.

Exactly. I was about to say, when someone calls me crazy, it makes me crazy. Right. That's so annoying. Yeah. Or when someone's calmed down, you're like, now I can't calm down. Yeah. Whenever someone's like, quit yelling.

And I'm like, oh, you haven't seen me yell, but you're about to. He's a master manipulator, though. If you pulled him in here, he would spin the story around completely. And you'd start to believe it. I kid you not. That's so scary. How does he justify it, though? He would say, I was dating Andy, and the other girl was crazy and was making it up

like how would he do it he would probably be like oh I broke up with her and she can't accept it and she's that's exactly what it was that's what he would say or would he say like it was on the rocks for a long time and maybe I never really like severed that last connection but really I was into yeah he would he would definitely find a way she was a big part of my life and I wanted to let her go slowly yeah not hurt her too much. Are those words he said? Yeah. Oh my god. This fucking guy. I hate him. Nashville's small. I can't wait to run into him.

I mean, how many bars are there in Nashville? If I ever meet someone named Justin that's in the army, like, bye. Boy, bye. Bye! Well, I'm really sad this happened to you. Same. But I'm really, really glad that you found out. Yeah.

Because, God, what if he had gotten you pregnant? Oh, my God. Devil spawned with this kid. Then you're stuck. Well, yeah, or not, but like, ugh. Yeah. What a nightmare. Like, it could have been so much worse.

Yeah, it could have been a lot worse. Yeah, this was a pretty clean break. Okay, last thing. Because you went through something that I've never been through. I don't think you've been through it either. But I'm sure it happens a lot. What is your piece of advice for women out there? Trust your instinct.

So you had the instincts of like, this guy is fucking weird. Yes, a woman's intuition is unreal. And I just talked myself out of it. Trust your gut. You may seem crazy, but it of it. Trust your gut. You may seem crazy, but it's true. Trust your gut. Also, have a good guy friend. The guy friend kind of is a hero in this story.

He is. He's totally the hero. Wait, hold on. Time out. Why don't you date the guy friend? We tried. Oh, you did. His name's Justin, too.

Oh! What? It's a lot twist. Oh, my God. That's why you said not all Justins are bad. Are you sure there's nothing there with him? Oh, God. He was my first Nashville fling.

I guess it's kind of unfinished business. Yeah. He's got some baggage. Does he? I don't need baggage. Clearly, I have baggage now, too. I feel like once you hit 25, you've got baggage. Yeah. You've got baggage. Yeah.

You've got baggage, Wells, trust. Do I? I do not like that my ex listens to music because that's my thing. She cannot have Spotify. That's my thing. Baggage. Emotional baggage. I've said some things that I regret. Alright, Andy, thank you for coming on the show. No prob. I gotta be honest with you,

we've had a lot of cool guests but no one's had a story like that no one's had a story like that so glad I could entertain you guys I know

I'm so sorry well buy some mace maybe a security system put in your new place I think you should be careful also could you reach out to that

the other woman and just see if she'd be like open to doing the podcast we'd love to have her at some point yeah I'm sure she'll just want to meet you, Will, so maybe I could hook that up.

Perfect. Whatever. Whatever gets her in the door. All right. All right. All right, guys. All right, Andy. Good luck out there.

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