Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells Likes a Girl

Episode Date: October 13, 2017

This week, Wells comes clean about liking a girl. Brandi starts to write her will and shares some of her favorite makeup products.

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Okay. We can be vague right now. I mean, let me show you. I mean, they talk about it. Yeah, like no one really knows what my role is there. Okay. Here's a picture. I love Lip Sync Battle, by the way.

It's one of my favorite things. Oh, dang. I got to get better at the bell. Give me this. Oh, my goodness. Okay, but don't say anything. I can't say what the photo is? No.

We're just dressed ridiculously. Yeah, but kind of sharp. Yeah, you like it? Yeah, I kind of like it. It's very cute. I'm into it. All right. Can't wait for you to be able to post that one.

All right, you want to start? Yeah, so you guys, we've been a little MIA. We're really sorry. I know. I feel bad because I look at Twitter and I'm like, man, everyone wants another freaking podcast. But it's kind of great because people like us. I know. It's a great thing.

But we're really sorry. I blame Wells mostly. Why? He keeps going to California to see a girl. That's a beautiful thing. Like, oh, I gotta go back to California. Yeah. Whatever.

But I was in New York and I've done some things too. Yeah, and you were in Austin. I was in Austin, you were in Austin. I know. Why did we not go at the same time? I don't know. That was silly. And then I was in Austin, you were in Austin. I know, why did we not go at the same time? I don't know, that was weird. That was silly. And then I was in LA, we were doing like the lipstick thing. Yeah.

And then you were in New York. I know. So whatever, it's not only me and my feelings. It's a lot you and your feelings, okay? I just want to go ahead and say it like you really screwed the pooch here because screwed the pooch there, Brandi.

I think that's my least favorite phrase I've ever heard you say. What's that mean? You screwed up. You slow played the Liz thing for so long. I did not. Yes, you did. I cannot wait for her to be in this studio

on this podcast so that we can talk about this. I actually think she's coming in town next week. Okay, we can do it, but you slow played the Liz thing so long that I went and found someone else. I've gotten out's coming in town next week. Okay, we can do it, but you slow played the listing so long that I went and found someone else. She had just gotten out of a relationship first of all. Whatever. And second of all,

we'll see. You know, we'll see how this goes. You might still want Liz. No. Yeah. Done. You're gonna marry this girl. I don't know. I'm gonna say married. But you said done. Yeah, I like this person. I know, but if y'all break up, maybe you'll want to try out the list. You're already thinking about my breakup?

I'm just trying to be realistic here. Hold on. We're not even together officially yet. Let's talk about that. Okay, so have you guys had any sort of DZR? Do you know what that is? The determine the relationship? Yeah.

No, I'm terrified of that. Terrified. But you fly out there a lot. You've seen her a lot. Not a lot. You have. And I'm flying out there for other reasons. Yeah, right.

You're flying out there to see her. Okay, yeah. Okay, but you guys have seen each other a lot. Yeah. But like, do you think it's like an understood, like you're not seeing anybody else? Or do you think, no, it's not understood? I don't know. I'm not seeing anybody else.

Well, obviously. But she could, I mean- understood. I don't know. I'm not seeing anybody else. Obviously. But she could do it. Yeah. She's hot. Very hot. She's very hot. She lives in LA. I'm sure she meets people all the time.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. That's not my concern right now. You're not worried about that? No. Okay. Hold on. Just hit the bell.

My favorite thing right now is actually liking somebody for the first time in a long time. Congrats, Wells. Thank you. I feel like so grown up and mature. Must be nice. It's been a minute. Are you taking away from my happiness with your sadness? I'm not sad.

It would be nice if I was in your position. I'm not going to lie. I know. I'm a little jealous, but I think it's good. How long has it been since you felt this way about somebody? I don't know. Years, I think. Really?

Yeah. Wow. Years. It's kind of serious. I mean, I don't know. It's just whatever. It's nice to finally- Don't downplay it.

Don't just say it's whatever. I'll tell you what I like about it. Yeah, please. The thing that I had forgotten about or missed is that like always looking at your phone excited for like another text message you like that part of it yeah because it's like one of my least favorite parts what i hate that anxiety of like constantly checking my phone like oh did you like my instagram post oh did he watch my story oh did he text me oh did he care like i hate that part of it it's like one of my least favorite parts okay I understand

that could be bad but like when you're in the realm of like they are liking all your stuff and like they are responding to all your stuff and it's nice

okay I can't wait for the day that like she happens to not text you for like eight hours straight and you're like oh my gosh does she not like me anymore oh my gosh what's happening

and that's the worst I'm not like that it's the worst I'm not like that I I totally like that my problem you are totally like that my problem is like i'm so self-conscious of being too clingy and too whatever yeah like that i would rather like wait the 24 hours i don't hear from somebody then hit him up

and be like what are you doing yeah you know what i mean like and be like quote unquote annoying like i just don't want to ever be that so like then I'm the one that's keeping myself busy over here, and then I'm just checking my phone every five seconds, and then there's no text. Oh my gosh, he didn't like that post. Maybe I look ugly in it. I don't know. I tried to play it cool for a week, I think.

And now you're not anymore? I just was like, what's the point of me trying to play it cool? Well, I feel like it's better sooner rather than later to get past that, trying to play cool. Well, I feel like it's better sooner rather than later to get past that, like trying to be so cool because really you want somebody to like you for who you are. Yeah. Not the cool version of you or whatever. Yeah.

And there is no cool version of me. That's true. You know? You're right. So you need to know this on the front end. I feel like my uncoolness comes out real fast. Does it? Like real fast.

Yeah. Yeah. Like they're like, hey, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, I'm scooping horse poop at the barn, like, cleaning my horse's stall. I've dumped three buckets of manure, like, and I go, like, from cool to uncool really fast. I don't know if that's uncool, though. I feel like it's a little uncool. It's a little nerdy.

And then, like, sometimes I watch my Instagram stories back of me talking to FZWebzy like this. And I'm like, look at the little baby. And I'm like, wow, I am so uncool. See, I don't see it that way. Oh, that's good. That makes me feel better. Yeah, I can see how you would see it that way, but you being into riding horses, I think, is a cool thing.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it can definitely look cool on the social media and stuff, but I mean, I scoop manure every day. I mean, it's not glamorous, you know? Yeah, but that's also what comes along with owning a horse. I know. Like cleaning up dog barf in the morning and horse poop in the afternoon and it's pretty...

I get it. I'm starting to see what you're saying. I feel like you're very uncool. I don't know. And then I'm like DJing at night and everyone's like, oh, Brandi's so cool. And then you see what my real life looks like and you're like, oh, it's not cool. I don't know. You're pretty cool, man. Do you think my real life looks like, and you're like, oh, it's not cool. I don't know.

You're pretty cool, man. Do you think? I do. I do think you're one of my cooler friends. Thanks, Wells. Yeah. And that says a lot, because I like your friends. I think your friends are very cool.

My friends are cool. Bowling was really fun the other night. It was. Yeah, so we went bowling for Danielle Malpy's birthday. That was one of my favorite things we've done in a while. I know. I bowled horribly, but I still beat everybody. I think everybody did.

You beat everyone? Yeah. Kristen beat you the first game. She did beat me the first game, but Borne filled in for me when I was getting drinks and stuff. My favorite thing about bowling is everybody's names. Yeah. What was yours? Mine was dog balls.

Everybody was something about balls. What was yours? I didn't bowl because I'm terrible. Oh. And I picked up fish in the airport.? I didn't bowl because I'm terrible. Oh. And I picked up fish in the airport. But I named Kristen blue balls because she's a virgin. Yeah. I'm sure she gives blue balls quite a lot.

All the time. Somebody else had a balls one. Danielle's was something about balls. Yeah. Someone was like Dragon Balls Z. What was David's was Borne Ultimatum or something. I don't know. It was something good. I did that one. I know. I watched you do it. And I was like Day Ultimatum or something. I don't know.

It was something good. I did that one. I know. I watched you do it and I was like, oh, it's clever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, Bowling, that was fun. That was fun. It was a good group. Yeah.

Mostly your friends though, I feel like. Yeah, that was like the me and Danielle crew. It's weird though because me and Danielle were in this crew originally and then now there's like Bachelor people that are, like, coming into it. Like, Jen Saviano was there. Oh, yeah, I saw her. And, like, LB and...

I don't know who that is. She was the other girl that was with her. Was she on The Bachelor? Yeah, she, like, she was on Ben's season, but she, like, left, like, on her own accord in the mansion anyways. Oh, that's weird. She just moved here.

Everyone's freaking moving here. I know, makes me want to leave. Christina's moving. I know, Christina from the show is moving here. Yeah. I want to be friends's weird. She just moved here. Everyone's freaking moving here. I know. Makes me want to leave. Christina's moving. I know. Christina from the show is moving here. Yeah. I want to be friends with her.

She's so pretty. She is. And so precious. She is. She seems like a sweetheart. Sweet little Russian doll. Is she, what does she do?

She's like a dental hygienist or something? Yeah. Is she going to do that here? I would assume so, right? Or just sell defy wear. Oh my gosh. I saw Elan's

post on Twitter of him in the gym or something and then Chris Harrison wrote the only thing missing from this is Defyware Chris Harrison kind of dragged me the other night too I feel like I saw this as I was zooming through my feed tell me about it

Elan is the executive producer of The Bachelorette and so... We gotta get him in here by the way. We do. He never comes to freaking Nashville. I know, but maybe. We can call him. You would love that because it would be you and him teaming up against me.

Oh my gosh, we literally bonded over that when he slid into my DM. It was like literally we made fun of you and that's how we bonded. It was great. I brought him so much joy on his television shows. You'd think that he would have a little bit of respect for me, but no. No, he loves you. Yeah, so anyways, Elan was wearing these like, they were like workout tights that had fried eggs on them.

that had fried eggs on them. And so Harrison wrote, Dear Year of Elan, Men do not and should not ever wear tights to work out or knit hats if it's above 48 degrees. This is not up for debate. And then Elan wrote, I'm willing to accept you tight-shaming me as long as we can acknowledge

that this is also a Wells Adams subtweet. Which it was. Harrison just loves to drag me, dude. I feel like you always say that. It's because he knows one day you're going to take his job. No. I think it's a realistic possibility. I just wrote back jokes on you, Harrison.

I've never worked out a day in my life. I saw that. I'm pretty sure he said something like, yeah. We can tell. We know. You do run, though, right? I do. I went and ran today. But you told me in an earlier podcast, that's not working out.

It's exercising. That's exercising. Yeah, it's different. It's not. It's working out. I think it's different. I'm working out my legs and my lungs. I guess.

Whatever. I still stand by my stance though. So a couple nights ago, Instagram went down in like a part of Seattle. It did? Yeah. How do you know this? People started, I was reading the internet, and people started, I don't know, how do I know anything?

Great question. And people started freaking out, like losing their freaking mind. Really? I feel like this happens kind of a lot, like Instagram will go down for a little while. People started calling 911 about it. No. Yes. That can't be true.

Here's the story right here. I want an actual video of someone calling 911 about this. I'm serious. Freaking 911. There's no way. Police department in Seattle tweeted out, we will move mountains to help those in our community. However, we can't fix Instagram,

so please don't call 911 to let us know it's down. Oh my God. Yikes. We're truly living in the worst time in human history. I really do struggle with the fact that we're so dependent on phones and technology. No one cares about the meme you want to post. I care. No one cares tonight about the cookie

that you're going to pick a picture of. You're right, though. But what do you do? If you boycott it and don't do it, then you get stuck in your old ways and you don't change and you don't evolve with everybody in culture and then you're behind.

What do you do? You got to do it. You have to go with it. You got to do it. You just don't call 911. Please don't call 911. Please don't call 911. Please don't do that. I also saw that freaking,

that Hallmark channel is going to start Christmas movies on October 24th. That's ridiculous. That's a little soon, right? Because, what's your favorite holiday, Wells? Halloween.

Mine too? Yeah. Oh my gosh! It's literally my favorite. I'm so excited that you said that. Are you coming to my Halloween party? I am. You better.

I wasn't at first because I was going to go to LA. Oh my gosh! Let me just tell you, the party was lit last year. Was it? L-I-T, so lit. What is... Tell me about your party because I missed it last year. What was I doing last year?

It's just a literal house party But it's a costume party Yeah I borrow my friend's Like big Bose tower So we've got like Music in the backyard If it rains

I'm going to absolutely freak out But it's just fun I don't know It's just a classic house party It was so fun last year And it's about who comes You know like Everyone's coming

And I have a lot of people From LA coming in Becca's coming in Oh really? She's bringing a little group Because her birthday Is a few days later. Becca Tilly? Becca Tilly.

Oh, I hate her. Oh, you're so mean. It's because of that photo she posted of you and Tanya ignoring you. She's always so mean to me. I don't know what I did to Becca Tilly. She loves you. What are you even talking about?

Whatever. She's so sweet. She loves everyone. Yeah. She does, but she's coming in and then like Marta and Val and some of my LA girlfriends are coming out too.

So yeah, I think it'll be really fun. All right. It's just a house party? It's a house party. You must dress up. Because I tell you what, here's a reason why I don't want to come to your party. Okay? There is another option for me.

Ew. Whose? What? It's a really fun party. So it's Evan. Evan does a- No. Evan does like a like clue game.

Why are all these parties on the same night? Because it's Halloween. That's when it happens. No, this is the weekend before Halloween. Oh, yours is on Saturday. I don't know when his is. Tell him to have us a different day. But you know what I'm talking about where there is a murderer-

Yeah, like murder mystery type thing. Yes. It's so fun. Tell him to do that Friday night or Sunday night. Okay. So that I can come. You want to? It's so much fun.

And I want Evan to come to my party. I know. And because Beck and everybody's going to be in town, if he does it Sunday, then we can all go. Sunday or Friday. Well, yeah, but I feel like Sunday might be a better move, no? No, because then you have to go to work the next day. I guess so. But is this like at the type of party where everyone gets wasted and it's a murder mystery? I don't know. That's a better move. No? No, because then you have to go to work the next day. I guess so.

But is this like the type of party where everyone gets wasted and it's a murder mystery? I don't know. That's a good call. I feel like a murder mystery party you don't want to be wasted for. Yeah.

I don't know. I've never been to one. It's freaking fun. What are you going to be? That's the better question. I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to be this year.

Okay, I finally found a good inspo photo. What do you got? So my favorite Halloween costume was my unicorn costume, Obbs. I killed it. I've actually done it two years in a row. I finally found a good inspo photo. What do you got? So my favorite Halloween costume was my unicorn costume, Obbs. I killed it. I've actually done it two years in a row. I also made a great skeleton, like sugar skull face and all, one year.

And also the chick from Clueless, Cher Horowitz. I made a great Cher Horowitz. Did I show you the picture of me meet? Yes, you were in Vegas when I met her. Oh, yeah. You were trying to met her, yeah. Flirt with her, for sure. You can't not meet Alicia Silverstone and not try to flirt with her.

She looked completely different. What? I think she looked completely different. I know you thought she was so hot. That's insane. She was, she still is hot. She loved you. I know.

Do you have that photo? Are you going to post it? I've got the photo. You need to TBT that and post it. I know I should. She loved you. I know. Do you have that photo? Are you going to post it? I've got the photo. You need to TBT that and post it. I know I should. You need to. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me.

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She's like a pretty ghost. Yeah. Like an ethereal looking ghost. So that's what I'm going to do. I always like to do like a pop culture thing. Yeah. I don't know. In the past I've done like things that like look like me.

Right. So I've done like. That's not fun. The whole point is to dress up as something that's not you. I know. Like I did like Benny the Jet Rodriguez from the Sandlocks. I look like that guy. I did the Karate Kid once. I hope Kristen really dresses not you. I know. I did Benny the Jet Rodriguez from the Sandlocks. I look like that guy. I did the Karate Kid once.

I hope Kristen really dresses like you. I know, yeah. So yeah, Scallop Fingers wants to dress up like me. I think it's funny when friends dress as other friends. Yeah. I had a friend do that last year too. It was good. Yeah.

You know, it's funny. So she asked to borrow the puppets for- Oh, and they're gone. And last night I came home and Carl had eaten all of the puppets. Where were they? Why did you leave them out? I didn't. They were in my spare bedroom and he got in there.

There's no way. I mean, I'm pretty sure I closed the door. Does he destroy things often? Yeah, he's kind of a prick. I'm going to be honest with you. But I also couldn't really get mad at him because- They look like dog toys. They look like dog toys.

They do. When he goes, he does this thing where he takes- How did you get to keep those, by the way? Because I paid for them. Oh. The whole thing was my idea. I don't know if we've ever even talked about this. I think we touched on it a while back.

The whole thing happened was I was sitting in a hotel room with a producer, and they're like, all right, well, how are we going to have you narrate this thing? And my initial thought was to go get Ken and Barbie dolls for Robbie and Amanda. That could have been funny. I remember doing practicing my first interview where I'd be holding up

the dolls and being like, wow, your abs look great. Wow, your hair is beautiful. Tell me more about your kids. Kinsley and Charlie. Going back and forth. And the producer was like, oh, this is good. Oh my God. Then you got down there and there's no Barbie dolls? Yeah, so I was living in this little town called

Sayulita, or outside where we film, and I was walking around. I would have days off, so I'd walk around and I found this cute little toy store. But in Mexican toy stores, they don't have Barbie. They've got knockoff stuff. I like the puppets. They're creepy and weird.

Like you. I know. So I've found the puppets. And the reason why I was kind of good at the puppets, did I ever tell you this story? No. It's kind of nerdy. So years ago, I saw this video of this homeless man doing puppetry with two Kermit the Frogs

doing Under Pressure by David Bowie and Queen. Oh, that's funny. Okay? And it's like this amazing video. And I was like, I want to learn that for my nephews. Oh. And so for my nephew Tyler's like third birthday or second birthday, I went and I found that

exact type of puppet. Okay? The chef, actually. And I found that exact type of puppet, okay? The chef, actually. And I learned, I like went on YouTube and like learned like puppetry things. Puppetry. And like practiced it like a dork. Like if you go far enough back into my Instagram, like a couple years, you will find.

It's in there? You will find me doing Under Pressure with the puppet. No, I'm going to do Lurk later tonight for sure. So anyway, so when I got those, I was like, oh my God, I can totally, I've done this already. That's insane. That's how it happened. That's crazy. Anyway, so Carl destroyed them, which means it's ruined freaking

Kristen's. Ooh. You can get more of them. They're cheap. Also, you know, just dressing like you is gonna be just so great. Yeah. So just, what is it? Black jeans? Beanie, cardigan, stupid Nashville tee, maybe a stuffed Carl the Bloodhound.

Yeah. Not leather jacket? Cardigan over leather jacket? I think the cardigan and the beanie thing that you do is insane, and I think it's freaking hilarious if that's what she does. Wait, you don't think that's a good look? I thought it was so cool! Oh, you did, huh?

Here's my issue with the beanie and the cardigan combo. I'm really big on mixing materials and not having too much of one thing, right? The only thing that really works that's together is denim on denim is kind of a trend right now, so you can get away with that. But even still, it's important to have on

like something that mixes it up a little bit right so you've got your bean and your cardigan and it's both like this sweater material and it's like

sweater material overload but when you wear it with a leather jacket it works because it's like you know soft and leather and it's like

a little good look and then you just oh it's just a lot when you do both really it's really a lot see with the cardigan you need like Wells why can't you just be. Really? It's really a lot. See, with the cardigan, you need, like, Wells, why can't you just be like normal guys

and wear like a real cute, like, backwards baseball hat? Because I think that's douchey looking. No, I am such a sucker for a guy in a backwards hat. I wore a backwards baseball hat the other day with my leather jacket, and I walked. I bet you looked so cute. Everyone was like, ugh, you look like every country singer in Nashville.

No, no. Country singers don't wear backwards hats. Yes, they do. They wear cowboy hats. Except Sam Hunt. Sam Hunt. He was the only one. You look like Luke Pell. Everyone was saying that. Luke looks so cute in his backwards hat. Oh my god. But that's not my style. But it could be.

No. Stop trying to change my stripes. I'm fine with the beanie, but no more cardigan beanie combo. You gotta pick one. Really? Yes. I don't think so. It looks so comfy and cuddly.

There are so many other kinds of hats, too. I just feel like you could branch out a little bit. I got my thing. Let me have... What about the weird beanies that have the things that cover your ears and the strings that come down? No. What am I? Like an Abercrombie hat.

You know. Why can't you just embrace this? All right. You suck. There's no changing, huh? No. No changing wells. I, uh, well, it's so funny.

You're talking so much crap about this, but do you remember the first episode we did, I dressed differently and you were like, what the F are you wearing? What were you dressed like? I was, I was like. Like dressed up? Yeah. Remember I was wearing like tight. Ugly loafers.

Yeah. You didn't like the loafers. I was wearing like a collared shirt and you were like, what is this? Who the, who the hell is this? Who replaced my friend? Just because you wore something different doesn't mean it was good. Oh my God. You're brutal, dude.

No, I like your band tee and leather jacket. Let me ask you this. I'm not a beanie fan, if we're going to be really honest. But it's your thing and I get it. I do the handkerchief out the back pocket. We were making fun of you in Vegas for that. Is that too much? It's a lot. I like it. I do the handkerchief out the back pocket. We were making fun of you in Vegas for that. Is that too much? It's a lot.

I like it. It's very East Nashville. I live in East Nashville. Okay, so it's fine. It's like all my musician friends do it. And so I'm like, okay, I can do that too. But then I remember I'm not a musician. But you dress like one.

Yeah. Yeah, so I think it's fine. I like that a lot better than I like sweater and beanie combo. Like a lot better. Okay, we've done 10 minutes on how my wardrobe outfits are shit. Okay, let's talk about, Wells, have you seen any movies lately? No, but I want to go see Blade Runner real bad. Saw Blade Runner.

Is it good? It's fantastic. Have you seen The Ridge? I have not. What? I haven't seen any. So my friend Ryan Falze and I we went to go see it and David was with us as well but Ryan and I were just saying like I hope we're not confused because neither one of us have seen

any of the other ones. So the movie visually stunning like absolutely just amazing to look at. It's just insane the way they did it. The entire movie though was very slow. The whole thing just moves real slow. It never speeds up. It's just at this really mediocre

slow pace, which is a little strange. And also, you're watching Ryan Gosling for like 95% of the movie. Jared Leto was in it for like maybe five minutes total. And Harrison Ford? He's in it for like maybe ten minutes total. I feel like the last two big Jared Leto movies, he's been cut out of for like no real reason.

Or is he just a snob and says, I'm only working four days. And then they could, you know, and they're like, all right, well. Well, I heard some story about how he like went like partially blind for that part. So he got those like white contacts in and it was like, he couldn't really see. And he was like really dedicated to the, to the part. Yeah.

And then now you're telling me he's only in five minutes of it. Like literally. And then like suicide squad. I know he was really upset. I heard he was really upset because he was basically cut out the entire movie. And Harley Quinn was like the main focal point. But I think he thought that the Joker would be the main focal point of the movie. Well well it's so

interesting being on the other side of it because when you're filming something you know you film completely out of sketch like you know it's not chronologically shot at all and so I mean you you know I've I filmed a movie one time in four days and I was in it for you know 45 minutes so it's like it really depends on like what the shooting schedule is I can cram a lot into a few days or whatever, but it is weird because you could just work a few days and you could be in half the movie or you could work two weeks and only end up in some of it if you're only shooting a little bit each

day. I don't know. It's hard to say. I feel like that's something up front. Before you commit to something, you know how many days you're working on the film. I would assume when you're reading the script, you're like, this is a big part. I got a lot of lines here. Yeah, he's not in it a ton.

He's in like three scenes. Really? Yeah, it's weird. Because his character's great. Is it? Very creepy. So, okay, Rotten Tomatoes is it for me. Out of 10, what do we got?

8.5. Okay. I could literally just watch it over and over just because of how visually stunning it was. It was insane. Super, super cool. Okay, what else? You said you saw a bunch of movies.

Okay, so I'm going to get on a soapbox for a second. Jump. I saw A Mountain Between Us. Do you know anything about it? No. It's Kate Winslet and Idris Elba. Idris Elba. I don't know what he's saying.

He's so sexy. Do you want me to try to give you, just from the title, what I think the movie's about? Let's hear it. A Mountain Between Us. It's a drama. Okay. Taking place in the late 1800s.

No. And it's two lesbian lovers. No. Hold on. Don't say no. You don't know. Alright? I don't know if I'm right or wrong. Two lesbian lovers that live on the north and the south side of the mountain. And they have to walk up and down the mountain

to a love affair shack that they've built on the top of the... Are you filming this? Yeah. Of the mountain. Then one of them gets typhoid fever and dies. Oh my gosh. And it's on account of one of the lesbian lovers talking about the one that died to her granddaughter.

Is that what it's about? A mountain between us. Nowhere close. Also, you should never take up screenwriting. Like, that should never be. I didn't see it on the fly. That was pretty good. That should never be something you pursue.

It was like a cross between like, what was it, Brokeback Mountain? Never saw it. Okay. Did you? No, I didn't. No, no. You totally watched it.

No, I never saw it. Brokeback Mountain. It's one of your favorite favorite movies, Brokeback Mountain. Not one of my favorite movies, I've seen it. It's a cross between

like Cold Mountain and Brokeback Mountain. Didn't see either one. Okay, anyways, tell me about it, sorry. All right, so, you know, It's a cross between Cold Mountain and Brokeback Mountain. Didn't see either one. Okay. Anyways, tell me about it. Sorry. All right. So, you know, this very vague premise is these two people, strangers, they meet in this airport.

Flights are canceled. They're both trying to get home for specific things, and they decide to charter a prop plane, right, to Denver, the closest city, so they can get home, because there's a snowstorm in the city they're trying to get out of. Plane crashes in the mountains. Oh, God god that happens in five seconds in the movie um and then they're stuck in the wilderness trying to get out together so i read the book like a week ago and the book was freaking amazing like one of my favorite things i've read in a really long time um loved it and dark it's completely different than Dark Matter but like I really loved it so I read this book and it was just so moving and like it's a

bit of a love story but it doesn't really turn into one until like the last couple of chapters and it gets real deep and really just like relatable and just really cool and it's just really really great so I was so pumped on it and then I go to see this movie it's a love story and it's two women, so there is a lesbian aspect to it.

It is a guy and a girl. Oh, okay. Yeah. I just wanted to be right. Idris Elba, Idris Elba, I don't know how you say his first name. That's a woman. No, it's a dude.

Oh, it is? It's a sexy British black man. He's so hot. Anyway, it's him and Kate Winslet, but so I read this book, and I don't know, it's funny because I knew the actors that were in the movie

while I was reading the book, and I was like, huh, I just really don't, I don't picture either one of these people when knew the actors that were in the movie while I was reading the book and I was like huh I just really don't I don't picture either one of these people when I'm reading this book like at all but I was like

I'll only give it a chance so I loved the book went to see the movie literally like 30 seconds into the movie it's completely different than the book there is nothing the same

like the only thing similar about this movie and the book is that they're in a plane crash in the mountains nothing else is the same at all that's annoying both of the characters like they completely swapped roles like everything that she did in the movie a plane crash in the mountains. Nothing else is the same at all. That's annoying. Both of the characters, they completely swapped roles.

Everything that she did in the movie, he actually did in the book, and I hated it. Really? And the part about it that I loved so much, there's this twist at the end of the book, and it kind of ignited this love story between them. That wasn't even in the movie. It wasn't?

It wasn't even in it. So... Very disappointed. All right. But, okay, would it be a good movie if you didn't read the book i don't know i can't say i went with kristin uh-huh and she hadn't read the book and she really liked the movie but agreed that the end the end is the worst ending i've ever seen in a movie in a really long time and it's awkward and weird and unsatisfying and she hated the end

but liked the movie overall yeah maybe it's fine. But my recommendation is don't see the movie, read the book, because the book is so great. And if you see the movie, I feel like the book won't be as great, because it will give some things away that you should read in the book. And then if you read the book, there's no points in the movie, because it's terrible. Really? Those are my thoughts. Okay. Yeah.

That's good to know, I suppose. God, I was talking about one of my favorite movies ever. Have you ever seen Empire Records? Yes. Oh, my God. I have. It's been forever. Freaking Rex Manning Day, man.

Was that your favorite movie ever? No, but I made a reference with this girl I'm talking to about that. Girl I'm talking to. Do you not want me to bring it back like that? No, I do. Okay. I mean, I got to know. If like, annoying, then I won't. No, I live for it, actually.

One of my favorite things. Talking about the girls Wells was talking to. She said she'd never seen Empire Records. That's insane. Wait, how old is she? Your age. Okay. So she should know that movie, then.

Yeah, no, she was like, I'm, like, embarrassed to admit that I never, because she was like, hey, I want to go to Amoeba with you, like the record store. Cute. And I was like, you don't want to go to a record store with me, dude. We're taking out a second mortgage. Now, Wells, that's her making an attempt to take an interest

in things that you like. No, I know. Which recognize for a second. I'm making a joke. Of course I want to go to Amoeba. Oh my goodness. Anyway, so then I started talking to her about Empire Records. And I have a feeling that we have a lot of people that are listening to this podcast that's never seen Empire Records. For sure. You guys should watch it.

Okay, first of all, it harkens back to a day that doesn't exist anymore. When you had to go buy music at a store. You still can, I guess. Technically. It's not the same. Record stores and stuff. It's all these young high school kids that work at this store

called Empire Records. It's like the mom and pop store. Liv Tyler's in it. Oh yeah, she's so pretty in that movie. What's her name? Renee Zellweger's in it. Who else? Everyone's in the movie. It's so good. It's a classic.

There's this one scene where each person at the store gets Who else? Dude, everyone's in the movie. It's so good. It's a classic. It's a classic. There's this one scene where each person at the store gets to control the radio, right? They get to put on their record. And someone puts on Dire Straits' Romeo and Juliet, which is this beautiful song, right? Wells is turning red right now. He's so excited. And so there's this scene where everyone... So back in the day, when you'd go to record stores, there were these booths and you would go put headphones on and you could listen

to the record if you decided to want to buy it or not. So there's this scene where someone puts on Dire Straits, freaking Romeo and Juliet, and there's a girl that's like doing ballet and she's like dancing with like doing her dance move, but it's like going along with the song. And then one of the guys is like walking around like dusting and he like grabs their legs and kisses their foot. It's like really cute. Don't tell me you tried to reenact this.

No, no, no. But I don't even know. I don't even know why I'm saying this, but I'm just saying like that one scene like stuck out to me. Yeah. And I made a reference because she was like, let's go to Amoeba together. And I was like, oh yeah. And then I sent her like the video, like that one clip and being like, this is going to be our time

there. And that's how I envisioned it because I'm a freaking- Nerd. Total dork romantic. Yeah. And then she was like, you've never seen that movie? And I was like, ah! Shoot!

Oh my gosh, you didn't know she hadn't seen it. That's insane. Anyways. Well, you guys, that's a good date night then for you guys to watch that movie. Yeah, totally. That's like an easy, no brainer date night. Oh, so good. It is a good one.

Guy from Grease 2's in it. Guy from Grease 2? That's Rex Manning in the movie. Should we talk about some more favorite things? Yeah. Can I get girly for a second? Yeah, do it. So when I was in New York, I go to this, like, when I'm in the city, like, I go to a bunch

of showrooms and check out, like, new clothing lines and stuff like that. Some stuff that's not come out yet or whatever. And I can pull and take photos and take it back or borrow it for events, take it back, whatever. So I also sometimes will go into PR offices that carry different brands and products and everything. And they'll just give you a ton of stuff to try. They say if you love it, we'd love for you to post about it, story it, whatever. But it's so great because I freaking love products, and they're so expensive. And so I just get to come home with like 200 to 300 new products every time.

You realize that no one can relate to this. I don't care. So here's the perk you guys get out of it, though, is I get to try all these things and tell you what's worth getting and what's not. So there's this new makeup line called Laura Geller. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Real quick.

What? This is not an ad. No, it's not. I genuinely am so pumped about my makeup. I know. I just want everyone to know that we are not getting paid for this. No, we don't get paid for ads yet. Yet.

No, genuinely, I'm not somebody that really enjoys putting on makeup. I actually despise it, and it takes too much of my time and whatever. But I've had so much fun doing my makeup the past couple of days because I love all this Laura Geller stuff. And it's really light foundation, nothing crazy, lots of highlighter products, and it just looks really natural even though I have kind of a lot of makeup on right now.

I feel like, well, do I look like I have on a lot of makeup right now? No. You look pretty though. Thank you. So anyway, you guys check it out. All of her highlighter products are amazing to die for. And then also another line that I got a bunch of stuff from that I love is Urban Decay. No, I'm telling you what my favorite things are.

And I love Urban Decay. My favorite thing about Urban Decay is that it's cruelty-free. Big fan of that. Wells, you got it. Come on, you're a fan of the cruelty-free, right? And so their stuff is really great. I specifically love their eyeshadows and their eyeliners stay on really well.

Their lipsticks are great too. And I love that it's not tested on animals. I was reading this article about Swedish death cleaning. It cracks me up when you get a radio on me. Yeah. I was reading about. What do you want me to do? I'm trying to keep the dialogue.

No, it's fine. Go ahead. I had to call you out on it. All right. So have you heard of Swedish death cleaning? No. So it's a book that, the premise is this. You want to declutter your life as if you were about to die.

Because if you die, you don't want your family to have to go through all your crap. Like you've got a ton of crap, you know? That's true. I don't know. I was thinking recently, I'm 30 years old now, think I honestly think I should have a will. What do you think about that? I don't have one either. I've got a bunch of stuff. Well, it's not even my stuff.

It's like I need my horse to be designated to someone. I need my dog to be designated to someone. Well, just do it. This is a great place to say what you want to give to people. Yeah, what do you want to give to me? I wasn't planning on giving you anything, but now that I'm on the spot, I'll give you all of my beanies that stay in my storage drawer. I want that sweater you're wearing right now.

Do you really? Yeah. It would probably fit you. It definitely would fit me. You can have it. Okay, cool. I'm going to post a photo in it tonight, so that's really, I mean, now I'm done with it. You're done.

Yeah, the sweater's been a big hit, though. I told you, it's like the Wild Fox Couture collection for Stranger Things. It says, I have seen the future. It's like a knit sweater, and it's like knit. It's very Wells. I'm going to steal that. That's for me now. You can be me for Halloween.

No. I'm not excited. But you jump around with your styles. It's so easy to be me, because I literally wear the exact same thing every single day. That's true. I can't help it that I'm versatile. You are. Versatile or versatile? Versatile? I don't know.

Definitely versatile. What were we talking about? Wills. Okay, so. Oh, Wills, yeah. Who are you going to give your horse to? Your sister? Miley, yeah, because I know she'll take her in. So like, I'm in a tougher position because I have animals with health issues. So, Ever has uveitis

in her right eye, and she's actually just developed cataract, or whatever. I don't want to be a downer. It's kind of a bummer. But, anyway, I just need somebody that will really take care of her and be able to pay for her medical bills and stuff. Miley's already been, like, done deal. I'll take her anytime if anything happens. No worries. I've got Ever, so that makes me feel good.

Yeah. And then Feather, I would probably give to one of my best friends, Sarah Hartcastle because she loves her to death. She's Aunt Sarah to Feather actually

and I know she'd take great care of her and Feather loves her dogs. Bear and Roman are like her brothers so like I would feel good about that. So Sarah gets fed.

Okay. Who do I give my house to? I'll take it. No, you already have two houses. I feel like I should give it to somebody that needs a house. Can you do that? Can I say like, give

my house to a family that doesn't have a house? Yes. How do you do that? You just did it. I think it's done. That's what I want. That's what you want? Yeah. Who do you want to speak at your funeral? I don't think I want to have a funeral. You don't? No. Was I talking to you about this?

No. Somebody and I were talking about like instead of like funerals like it should be like a celebration of life type thing. Totally.

That's what it should be. But you know people still want to stand up and say things. Do they? I don't like that. You don't? No.

I don't like when people talk about me. It makes me feel weird. You're not even going to be there though. Yes I will. You're going to haunt everybody.

I will know. Who do you want to speak at yours? You've thought about this? I want everyone to speak. I want people that want to speak at my funeral to speak at my funeral. Yeah. That's because you love attention. Yes, I do.

Attention makes me feel awkward. Does it? Yeah. Oh, man. I don't know. I was thinking about it the other day because forever, I don't want to be buried. Yeah, that's creepy, right? The reason why I've never wanted to be buried is because I didn't want there to be a landmark,

a place where people felt the need to go visit me, especially surrounded by so much other death. Yeah. And I always thought, okay, well, I want to be cremated and then like my- Your hair looks insane. Is it? No, leave it. Fuck you, man. Stop it.

You messed it up. I'm so mad. Good. Good. I wanted to have, I wanted to be cremated and I wanted to just be like, can you, hold on. I can't. No, no beanie. Screw you, man.

I've been working a long day today. Oh, poor Wellesley. Has such a tough job. Talking to this microphone. Real tough job. Talking to this microphone. Real tough job. And I wanted to be cremated, and then I wanted to have my ashes spread in a couple different places. Different?

Isn't that a little weird? I don't care. What does it matter? Okay. I mean, at that point, I'm no longer bound by time and space. I can be different places. I guess. So I wanted to have my ashes spread in Big Sur.

That's really close to where I grew up. I wanted to have some of my ashes spread in the Grove where I went to college at Ole Miss. I guess I probably would want to have somewhere in Nashville that makes me remind me of this place. A place where I grew up in Monterey. And that would be it.

That's a lot of places. I guess so, but whatever. Someone's going to deal with it. Yeah, someone's got to go on some walkabout and spread all these ashes. Oh, my God. This is something you should definitely talk about before you get married so that your wife knows she's very obligated to do these things. I think I'd make my brother do it, to be honest with you. There you go. Do you know who Neil deGrasse Tyson is?

He's the astrophysicist. He's a really smart guy. He does the Cosmos things. Anyways, super freaking smart. Everything he says, I'm like, tell me more. Feed me more. He was talking about how he wanted to be buried. He was like, because if you

cremate yourself, you're not letting your body be used as nutrients for other living organisms. But when you get buried, you decompose and then you get put back into the life cycle of the earth. And after hearing that, I was like, dang it.

I kind of want that because Neil deGrasse Tyson's- Do you think that's true though? Kind of. I don't know. I don't know. We are going to die soon. I just feel like the ground must be getting pretty full. You know what I'm saying?

People, come on! For a long time people have been dying. Well, and then buried and like I don't know, like pretty soon the earth's just gonna be a bunch of buried people and that's it. Like where else, where are they gonna put them? Well, you decompose into basically nothing. Well then, okay, so what?

They're gonna start like digging up graves of like the ones that have been there the longest and replacing them with other ones? I don't know. That's insane. What would I will? Yeah, what you got? Who are you giving Carl to? My sister, even though my brother-in-law would hate that.

He doesn't like Carl? He doesn't like Carl. What? Yeah, it's so funny. If someone doesn't like my dog, I'm sorry. Bye. Carl just howls a lot, and I get that's annoying, but that's just part of his... It's Carl.

It's Carl. Kids cry a lot. What are you going to do? Exactly. Carl's a sweetheart. Yeah. His snot-nosed kids give Carl food all the time. See? All right?

Yeah. People that complain about animals but have kids, I will never understand. Yeah. I will never understand. Anyways, yeah, I think my sister would get Carl. I don't like it. What about your houses?

I don't care. Whoever wants them, take them. Give them to people that need them. Yeah, okay. I probably would give one to my oldest brother because he loves Nashville so much. There you go. I'd be like, you can have this to come stay at whenever you want. And then my Airbnb.

How's that going, by the way? The Airbnb thing? How many people have you booked? Every weekend's booked through November. What? I know. Do you think it's creepy fans that want to come and hang out and stalk you? Dude, I put up like a-

I saw you're so shameless. That's insane. Is it shameless or is it genius brandy? I don't know. I'd be scared, but it's different for guys, I guess. But, yeah. I mean- I would be a little freaked out.

I put up a bunch of- Here's little freaked out I put up a bunch of like here's the thing I put up a bunch of like memorabilia basically it's like because when I filmed Paradise this last season they don't want you

to have phones on set for obvious spoiler reasons so I brought a Polaroid camera and I took a bunch of Polaroid pictures and so I put a lot of them up in this house in the Airbnb

yeah and I know they're all going to get stolen yeah 100% why'd you do that because it's cool I mean I don't know what am I using them for put them up in this house. In the Airbnb? Yeah, and I know they're all going to get stolen. Yeah, 100%. Why'd you do that? Because it's cool. I mean, I don't know. What am I using them for? Put them in your house.

I mean, they are. I have like a little book or whatnot, but I don't know. I thought people would be like, oh my God, that's a real Polaroid from like- Then they're going to take it. The bar. I know. Are you okay with that? I'm fine with it.

Whatever. I don't care. Actually, no. I'm not fine with it. Please don't do that. People are going to definitely- I know. Now they're definitely going to do it.

Yeah, no. You've given them with it. Please don't do that. People are going to definitely, now they're definitely going to do it. Yeah, no, because I was like- You've given them the idea. I know, whatever. I think your Airbnb house is way cuter than the house you live in. I know it is. It's so, do you know how painful it is to know that? Why don't you move into the cute house and Airbnb the other one? Because the other one is to make money.

But wouldn't you make money on the one you live in? Yeah, but not as much. It's not as big? The Airbnb house is a two-two. People don't care about this, by the way. This is horrible radio. You're right. I told you guys we were really uncool.

That's true. What's your favorite thing you did in the two weeks we were on hiatus? Besides hang out with your girlfriend. Not girlfriend yet. You can't use that term. It's freaking me out. Just because you can't use it because you won't be a man and sit her down and have a DTR conversation. Whoa, it's ridiculous.

Does it mean I can't use it? I need you to pump it, all right? Pump the brake, sister. Wells is getting squirrely because I think she listens to this podcast and he knows that. Yeah. He's like. I got to do some serious editing. No.

Yes. That's not fair. Yes, it is fair. All right, now she's going to go home and think about what you edited out that some serious editing. No! Yes. That's not fair. Yes, it is fair. All right, now she's gonna go home and think about what you edited out that you don't want her to hear. You think I'm not gonna edit out the part that I say I'm gonna edit it out?

Well! I'm gonna tell her. I've been doing this radio thing for a long time, Brandi. When I meet her, I'm gonna say, hey, I'm Brandi. Wells edits out a lot of stuff from our podcast.

I do. I absolutely do. Wells, you should just put it all out there. And if she doesn't love the real you, then she doesn't love you. And you need somebody that loves the real you. Okay. Can we stop using the L word, please? You are 33, right?

Years old. You should stop being afraid of the L word. The L word's a scary word. It's really not. Let's talk about that. It's not scary. Why is it so scary? Because it means a lot of things.

Kinda. But I also love juice. Different. Different. There's a difference between loving something or someone and being in love with someone or something. I didn't say you're telling her you're in love with her. I just said the L word is fine. I know.

Now looking at somebody in the eyes and saying I'm in love with you, totally scary. This is all getting cut out, by the way. Why? Because it's fucking insane that we're talking about this. People will love this. No way, man. Yes. It's long gone. What is wrong with you? Our podcast is going to fail because you're afraid

of what your girlfriend's going to think of the things we're talking about. Stop using that word! You can't cut this. Oh my God. You know, my last girlfriend, I, it took- If you cut that, I'd be mad. Are you? My last girlfriend, it took me a long time.

How long? Like, uh, like over a year. Have you ever had a girl say it first to you? No. How many girls have you dated? Seriously. Seriously? Yeah, like boyfriend, girlfriend.

There's, I consider two that were- Middle school doesn't count. No, yeah. I consider two that were- Middle school doesn't count. No, yeah. I consider two that were like years, those were like year relationships. The first one was like the one that I put on all other girls. I compare all of the girls to that one. That was the first one? That was the first one.

That was like high school sweetheart into college. We did long distance. It was like super hot and heavy. Then the other one was the one that was here. And she kind of like messed me up a little bit, I think. Is that Spotify girl? Yeah, Spotify girl, man. She'll always be known as that to me.

I don't follow her on Spotify anymore. Thank God. I know. It was clearly tearing you up. But my grandma passed away recently, like during the time that we've been gone. And she sent me flowers. I didn't know how to feel about that. You know?

Like, what does that mean? I mean, it just means that, like, yeah, it's nice, you know? Yeah, I mean... It just kind of messed with me. It was like, whoa, hold on. To be... Did she hang out with your grandma?

Yes. Okay, so, I mean, you gotta... I mean, she was probably, you know, had a big impact on her life. Yeah, I know. It was a really nice thing. Like, okay, so, I mean, you gotta, I mean, she was probably, you know, had a big impact on her life. Yeah, I know. It was a really nice thing. It was just like, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So, okay, Spotify girl, who broke up with you? She broke up with me the first time. Oh. Yeah, and that one was brutal, dude. This is when I was living with my sister in her basement, and I was so depressed that I wouldn't go up and talk to my sister and brother-in-law.

And I would drink by myself, and I would go buy a six-pack. It was during the wintertime, so I'd leave the six-pack outside so I wouldn't have to go upstairs and go in the refrigerator. It was really depressing. Oh, my goodness. I know. That's dark. Anyways, I fought real hard to get her back, and it just never was the same again, you know? I have this theory that if you break up once, it's doomed.

There's no breaking up and then getting back together. Really? Yeah. I feel like if you've broken up before, the relationship's kind of doomed. That's what I think. I think there's an exception to every rule, but as a rule, I think that that's true. Okay, the first relationship, who broke up with you? I broke up with her.

You did? Yeah. I was in college at the time and she was she was in California I was in Mississippi and I was like I'm just like not having

a good like college experience. I probably would have married her though. Really? The M word. Yeah I probably would have married that one.

What? Yeah. But you broke up with her? Yeah because I wasn't I was a junior in college or a sophomore in college or whatever. Anyways.

But she wanted to live in LA and at the time I was like there's no way in hell I college or whatever. Anyways. But she wanted to live in L.A. And at the time I was like, there's no way in hell I'm ever moving to L.A. And now you're like, so L.A. Sounds great. You would totally move to L.A. Just flying out there a lot as of late. Every weekend. Whatever.

I'll be so mad if you move to L.A. Why? Because I ain't going out there every week for this podcast. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. I'm not moving to L.A. Because I ain't going out there every week for this podcast. Yes you are. No I'm not. I'm not moving to LA. Don't worry about it. Anyways, what were we talking about? Relationships. God man.

Love. Tough. Marriage. Wills. We've gotten really deep on this podcast. Do you want to have kids? I don't want to and I don't not want to. That's a weird way to answer that question. It's just the only answer I know to give. Okay.

I could go either way. I mean, I'm 30. Gotta freeze them eggs, girl. I'm not doing that. No? I don't think I care that much to go that far. But, I mean, it's getting very realistic that I can't have kids. You can have kids.

My mom had me at 38 in 1984, dude. My mother, this is a little TMI for everyone, she's gonna kill me. My mother went through menopause like really early, like 42. Really? Like really early. Yeah, and I'm so much like her. Like the doctor was like, hey, you're probably gonna be the same and go through the same stuff. Okay, we have 12 years.

If you want kids, she said do it by 30. That's what she told me. It doesn't matter. Well, we're past that. I want to have at least one kid of my own, preferably a boy, so my name gets to live on. If I have girls, they're getting given away. My God. It's like what they do in China or something. I really do.

I think boys are so much better and easier. It's true. As a boy, I agree with you. I'd be so sad if I only had girls. I'm serious. I'd want a little girl, too. I think boys are so much better and easier. It's true. I'd be so sad if I already had girls. I'm serious. I'd want a little girl too. I think boys want girls usually. I want a boy. I want a girl.

And then I would want to adopt a kid. I would much rather adopt than have my own kids. Yeah. I want to adopt a little kid. That's precious. Yeah. Anyways. Aw, Wells. Aw. Wells wants kids and he wants to adopt. Girls, if you want to date Wells Adams, hit me up on Twitter because this relationship is probably not going to work out.

Oh my God. That's so hurtful. I'm just kidding. I don't think you are. No, I'm, yes I am. I'm kidding because deep down I feel like you might actually, this might be serious and I don't know. That's crazy.

I mean, it is what it is. It's just like I've never seen you act the way you're acting. I know. Either have I. It's freaking me out. It's freaking me out, man. I don't know what to do. If I lose you to this girl and you move to LA, I'm going to be very mad.

I'm under contract in Nashville. Oh, good. Oh, I didn't know that. Great. Wells can't go anywhere. Fantastic. However, I could get fired very easily.

That is a very realistic possibility. Would you ever do anything to purposefully get fired? No. You wouldn't even admit it because they're going to listen to this. I've never been fired from a job. Really? Yeah. And you know what's really funny? If you Google my name, you know, it'll be like right now, if you Google my name, it's like, Wells Twitter.

Wells Bachelor. It's like the things, Wells Bachelor, Wells. Bachelor. It's like the things that people always search. One of the top ones for me is Wells Fired. What? Yeah, because when I worked at the last radio station, I stopped being on the air and then I was just gone. Because when you leave a station, they don't let you do like a swan song.

Be like, I'm going to another station, you know? You just stop being there. So people just assumed you were fired? Yeah, they assumed I was fired. And then I went and started doing another radio station, very similar, and I went on The Bachelorette, and I was gone for two months filming The Bachelorette. And so I was just gone again.

So everyone's like, well, that's fine. No way. People get fired, but I've never been fired. Isn't it crazy that like... You've been fired? Yeah, one time it was miley's fault miley got you fired yeah so do tell uh when i was in high school i worked at j alexander's restaurant oh yeah i was um a host and then a server and i like ran that freaking restaurant i was the best at it i'd worked there two and a half years, like so long. And they loved me and I was so good. And then I asked like last minute, I, uh, Miley was auditioning for Hannah Montana and we had lived here. And so it was like flying back forth to LA and my mom was really, really sick and could not take her back for

her like third call back. And so I was the only one that could do it. So, um, I was like, Hey, I need like the next four days off. Like I'm days off. I'm going to try to get all these shifts covered, but it's last minute. If you can help me out. And they were like, that's too last minute. If you leave, you're done. You're fired. Really? I was like, I've been here two and a half years. Are you serious right now? And they were like, yeah. So I left. I was like, see ya. Thank God I did! The reason why your

sister is a mega freaking star is because of you. Yeah. You're not wrong. Wow! I know, and I got fired for it. Do you hold that over her head ever? No, because look at me now. Jell-O who? Wow.

Were you a hostess or a waitress? I started as a hostess and then started serving. Yeah. Tables, yeah. I was a waiter too. I got lots of fun. At Brick Tops, which was like the big competition for Jell-O. Oh my gosh, I went on a first date there with my last boyfriend.

Really? I was very unimpressed with that choice, for Jay Alexander. Oh my gosh, I went on a first date there with my last boyfriend. Really? I was very unimpressed with that choice, by the way. Oh, I like that place. Guys don't take girls to Brick Tops on a first date. Where's a good place to take someone for a first date? In Nashville. Just anywhere, I guess. In Nashville, I would be-

Cheesecake Factory. No. It's where you go when you're wasted and you want cheesecake. Okay. If I was going on a date in Nashville, I would be very impressed if a guy took me to Fifth and Taylor for dinner. It's fantastic. It is a good place. If we were anywhere else in any other

city that is smart enough to have a freaking basketball team, the most impressive date for me would definitely be tickets to a game. Oh, really? Like, good tickets. Good seats, yeah. How the fuck are you single? I just don't understand it. What do you mean? Your idea of a great first date is going to an

NBA basketball game. Any date. Yeah. First date, third date, hundredth date, basketball game. What is happening in the world? I don't know. God. I'm thoroughly unimpressed with America right now. But I haven't, I've only been on like three actual dates my whole life. Like real ones. You know, like

real dates. Yeah. Yeah. Because when I was younger, it was like, you just hung out. It wasn't actually like dates. You just hung out with the person. And all of a sudden you're in a relationship and all of a sudden they're at Christmas dinner and there you are. I did meet this girl's family, like parents by the way. What? Yes. Do they live

in California? They're like out there visiting I guess. Okay, Wells, how do you meet the parents and not be boyfriend-girl? What did she introduce you as? This is my friend, Wells. I don't even know if it was like that. What was it like? This is very important.

I came to the door, and the mom answered it. The mom. Mom. How do you do with parents? Does it make you nervous? Are you into it? I kill it with parents. I was going to say, I feel like you do well.

Parents love me. My mom loves you. like you do well Parents love me My mom loves you Yeah Parents love me Grandparents love me I could see that too I'll chit chat with anybody forever Yeah you're right

So did it go well? I think so It was really funny Her dad was like Do you want a sandwich? And I was like I just ate but But yes

Kind of I was like no I'm good right now And then like later Then like later We were hanging out And then later He was like hey You want a kind of. I was like, no, I'm good right now. And then later, we were hanging out, and then later he was like, hey, you want a sandwich? And I was like, kind of, but no, I'm good. And so I went back, and I was like, kind of. But you don't want the first thing, the kid that's talking to your daughter, and you're making him an effing sandwich.

I'd be like, screw this, jabron. You can't do that oh my god so i was like no and then and then at uh in the night i was like i was like next time taking you up on that sandwich oh my god next time next time you're like i pray to god next time i hope i stick around that long Next time, Sandow. I pray to God there's next time. I hope I stick around that long. Walking on thin ice here, buddy. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, it was so funny. So, okay, it's always tough when you start seeing somebody when the holidays are approaching, right? Because it's so new. It's like, that would be weird if I was included, but then when you're apart, it's kind of weird and awkward. Yeah. What do you think? Do you feel like maybe you'll be included in holiday stuff?

I don't know. I mean, also like my family is so big and so tight that like I got to do my stuff. Yeah. You know, like I can't be like, I'm not coming to Thanksgiving because I don't know, that would be weird. But what's so what's funny, it's not funny, but I got to go back out there for my grandmother's funeral. Gotta.

Yes, I have to go. out there for my grandmother's funeral. Got to. Yes, I have to go. That's a part of the thing. Wait, is that this trip? No, it's in November. I don't know where I'm going with this. Are you trying to say you want to ask her to go with you? I don't know. That might be too much, right?

I don't know. Yeah, I mean, not necessarily. Like the first time to like meet like my family. Yeah, you're right. Don't do that. Is that a fucking funeral? Whoa. What? That was a very aggressive F word. Well, it's an aggressive

conversation we're having. I know. I hate the beeps over the F words. I think we should just say our things explicit and just roll with it. I think I would rather you do that than have the awful beeps. All right. But you're right. Definitely that should not be the situation where she meets everybody.

So you got to go that one on your own. Hold on. I want to talk about things that are my favorite things. Yeah, I've talked about quite a few. Yeah, I just don't know if I've – my favorite thing is this girl. Like that's like the only thing that's like completely – It's taking over. Yeah, there's just no – I get that. It's made me like numb to everything else I think, completely that's the only thing I'm focusing on right now. It's taking over. Yeah, there's just no I get that.

It's made me like numb to everything else I think. Which that's a weird thing. Yeah. That scares me. Right? That freaks me out. I'm very scared of that.

It's just been a long time since I've been in that position and I feel like I'm a very like happy and healthy human being right now and so I'm like that freaks me out. Good for you though. One of my new favorite things is the shirt I'm wearing.

I was waiting for you to say something about your shirt. It's a Reptar shirt. Where'd you get that? Steve the Music Man, Steve Lee. I forgot to give you a ding for saying it was your favorite. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Yeah, Steve, Steve Lee.

You know Steve Lee, right? Yeah. He gave me this shirt. It's very cute. It's from, I don't know if you guys remember, a little show called Rugrats, but pretty great. You guys might be too young for that. Maybe. But if not.

I know. We've really showed our age in this episode talking about like- Wills. Wills. A lot of funeral talk. Marriage. Marriage adoption. Yikes.

People used to go to stores to buy albums, apparently. Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. We really have. I don't know. That stuff's kind of cool, though. Let's young it up. Can we talk about something?

Yeah. Let's talk about something lit, yo. By the way, hold on. Hold on. This is really have. I don't know. That stuff's kind of cool, though. Let's young it up. Can we talk about something? Yeah, let's talk about something lit, yo. By the way, hold on. Hold on. This is really funny. Okay. So you were like, Noah knows all the lingo. She was the first one to say the like, dish the tea.

All the things, yeah. And lit. She was on lit like way early. Give me the tea. Yeah. I pretended like I knew what you were talking about. What do you mean? I didn't know what that.

What the team meant? I was like the details. No. You didn't know. I had no idea. I was like what is she talking about? Dishing the tea. So I like I asked everybody.

And so it's all predicated around Kermit the Frog drinking Lipton tea? Yes, it is. That's what it is? Yes, that's exactly what it is. I don't know what you got in mind. But that's none of my business. Yes, I know. Yes, that's exactly what it is.

It's so dumb. It's so good, though. It's so perfect that it's so perfectly convenient for so many things to say, like, spill the tea. Pour me some Lipton. Like, I need to know the deeds. I know, but I don't even get it. Like, if he's saying, like, it's none of my business, so then why are you asking for the business?

Because. It doesn't make any sense. Yes, it does. Anyways. It's great. All right, let's talk. Okay, so speaking of, this is a great transition because, okay, everybody is all like, I ship that.

What the heck? I don't understand. Were you in this group text? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, so we're on this group text and everyone's talking about Winter Games and blah, blah, blah. And somebody said, I ship Ashley and Peter and I don't understand. I Googled it. I read the technical reason behind shipping couples and who you want to date or whatever.

But I still don't understand. Can you please enlighten me? Well, me and Danielle were shipped so hard. We were shipped around the freaking world. What does that mean? Okay, so when you ship something, it's like you want them to be in a relationship. But like- I think.

That's so stupid. I agree. I feel like there was a different definition when I Googled this. No, you ship the relationship. I don't know. You ship it. Okay, what do I like, Urban Dictionary this or what? Yeah.

Is that how you find things out? Yeah, do that one. Urban Dictionary. I'm telling you, that's what it is. Do you think? I know, actually. It says a boat. That's all it should be.

It's just a boat. People need to calm down. Don't tell her crap. A ship is a boat. Oh, I love you, Urban Decay. Okay, I ship it. I ship it, that's what it says. When you imagine two people would be good together

in a relationship, so therefore you ship them. Drake and Rihanna, I ship that. I don't think Rihanna ships that. Definitely not. I need to know, what does ship mean in slang? We've done it. I don't like it. All right.

At all. Speaking of things that young kids do, selfies. Wait, you do those too. I know. Lots of them. I was reading this story about this. Why are you giggling? These two women.

I like to video you when you're giggling. Don't worry about this. Why are you giggling? These two women. I like to video you when you're giggling. So in two weeks, two separate women have been injured by an elk in Missouri. Why is this funny? Because I got too close to it and they wanted to take a selfie.

Shut the heck up. And the elk like. Like head butted him or whatever is that real? yes who in their right mind would do that? I don't know two basic bitches I survived and so like the response

from like the not animal control like the park rangers were like well we have more people patrolling and I say no if you are dumb enough to do that bye you deserve to get i mean gourded by a freaking elk you're not wrong also what if the elk's like bitch i don't look good in that picture oh my gosh bitch my hair looks bad now I want a selfie with an elf.

Stay injured. Totally worth it. Okay, the other thing. Have you noticed that, so like, my friend Ryan follows A. He's like a country singer now. He used to be in a band called Hot Shoulder A. And he posts a lot of selfies. You can get away with it.

He's very cute. And so people, like all these girls are always writing stuff on his photos. It's like whatever the new slang is or whatever. You know, it was daddy for the second when it was like cute to call the guy you like daddy, which I don't think is cute at all. I've never thought that was cool. And now like people are writing on his photos, white girl. And I don't understand. I don't get it.

Literally. Every time he posts a selfie, it says white girl. Is that because like a lot of white girls take selfies? Yes. Is that really why? I don't know. But that's what white girls why white girls love three things. Pumpkin spice.

Yep. What else? Selfies. Selfies. What else? Their boyfriend's hoodies. Hey. That one hit close to home for you.

I have stolen so many hoodies from guys. I'm convinced that 70% of the women that I've dated have only dated me for my hoodie collection. It's probably true. I know. Literally. So the last guy I slept over at his house, it was the first time we'd had a little sleepover. And I got up and don't think I didn't go through his closet and steal a freaking hoodie and wear it home and never gave it back. Oh, really?

Oh, still have it, yeah. Get it, girl. I know, never gave it back. And I would wear it all the time and people that know him would be like, oh, that's a cool hoodie and wear it home and never gave it back. Oh, really? Oh, still have it, yeah. Get it, girl. I know, never gave it back. And I would wear it all the time and people that know him would be like, oh, that's a cool hoodie. And I'd be like, oh, yeah. We don't recognize it because I'm going to have to own up to the fact that I straight up stole it out of his closet.

Ganked this from you, dude. I truly did. But you're right. A guy's hoodie is a great thing. That's it. Those are the three things that white girls love. That's good. Who's your favorite football a great thing. That's it. Those are the three things that white girls love. That's good. Who's your favorite football team? The Raiders. Mine too.

I know. Oh, yeah. I was wearing that t-shirt the other day. I got really excited. And I was wearing a leather jacket. Oh, my gosh. I know. You were definitely trying, girl.

Trying it. Yeah. Just only for Wells, though. Only for me. Yeah. You know what's funny is that bowling alley we were at? Yeah. I hadn't been in a long long

long time and the last time I was at that bowling alley, the first time and that was also the first time, I invited you to come bowl. Oh yeah? Did I come? I was with Sarah Lai. No you did not. And it was when like she was trying to set us up and I think like it was maybe before our little pseudo date

and I was like well let's come bowling and you were like yeah maybe and you never came. That's the last time I was at that bowling alley. Yeah well

sorry. I wonder what I did that night. I don't know something lame something not as cool as hanging out with me. Yeah but you don't even bowl. I know.

I'm really bad. To be honest with you if I had come there and I saw you didn't bowl, I would have been so unattracted. Why? Because you need to, just because you're bad

doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. But it's way more fun for me to just hang out with everybody. I know, but. I'm just too competitive to play something I'm not good at. That's, I know, I understand, but you gotta practice.

No, I don't care enough about bowling to practice. Listen. I practice three hours a day on my horse and I'm damn good at it and know. I understand. But you got to practice. No, I don't care enough about bowling to practice. Listen. I practice three hours a day on my horse and I'm damn good at it. And that's good enough for me. I don't need to go bowling. That was like that girl that came over for game night. Okay, but a game is totally different.

Bowling is a game. No, but it's a sport. No, it's not. It's not a game. A board game is different. Every professional bowler is a fat ass. No, it is completely different. Whatever. A game is different. It's not a game. A board game is different. Every professional bowler's a fat ass. No, it is completely different. Whatever.

A game is different. What's your favorite game? Like board game? Yeah, like group game. I really love Boulder Dash. That's my favorite one. I don't even know what that is. Are you 80?

What is that? It's not like Parcheesi or something. I don't know what that is either. So Boulder Dash is, okay, so it'll give you a word, a real word that, like, no one's ever heard of. It'll be like, smack a thing, I don't know, whatever. Is that a word? No, but, like, anyways. So, you'll say the word out loud, and then everyone around will write the word down and then write what they think the definition is.

one around will write the word down and then write what they think the definition is. And then if I'm the guy that's dealing, I'll write down on the card it has the real definition. And then everyone gives me their definitions and I read them all out. And then everyone votes for which one is real. And if someone votes on yours, you get a point. If you guess the right one, you get a point. If you actually know the thing, then you get three points. All the points? So you like creative games. Yes. actually know the thing, then you get like three points. All the points.

It's just... So you like creative games. Yes. You like to be creative and clever. Yes. And that's like right up my alley. See, I like strategy games. Okay. So you're into...

Are you into Yahtzee? It's my favorite. Yahtzee. Yahtzee. Although I do love catchphrase. But it's a little strategic too in a way. I love board game night. It's like one of my favorite things.

Yeah. It's one of my favorite things to do with friends for sure. It's such a fun. Remember when we had that board game night? It was like me, you, James Taylor, Savannah Chrisley. Oh yeah. And you played the mouth game. Yeah and I took everyone's

phones away. I was like stop it. I kept mine somehow. And yeah Savannah went and stole hers and I didn't. That was a fun night. I know. I forgot about that night. I think that's like- We should do monthly game nights.

We used to do it on Sundays. It was game night Sunday. I don't know that I can commit to every week, but- Oh my God. I think a monthly game night sounds great. Yeah. Are you going to host it? Yeah, we can do it at my house.

I'll schlep over to the east side for game night. Come on. I'm going to my Airbnb if you want to. Let's do that. It's so cute. It is cute. How far is it? Is it further than your house?

No, it's actually probably closer technically. It's closer off of Ellington anyways. We should do game night. Yeah. I'm down. When? I'm out of town this weekend. Next weekend is good for me.

It is? Yeah. Let's do it next Sunday. Okay. That? Yeah. Let's do next Sunday. Okay. That sounds fun. Let's do it. Yay. Okay.

I think we did it. Okay. Were we funny? I don't know. I'm going to chop it up and make it look real funny. Oh, my gosh. You're going to take out all the good stuff. I'm going to take out things that just aren't funny and then things that make me embarrassed.

Wells, those are the funny things. I know, but like, think about it in my terms. You like this girl and then you, this is a very large platform to be fair, and you're still trying to play it cool.

I thought you were done playing it cool. You said you played it cool for a week and now you're done. I know, but come on, have you ever tried to play it cool on time anyways? What am I supposed to do here? it cool. I know. You said you played it cool for a week and now you're done. I know, but come on. Have you ever tried to play it cool on time anyways? What am I supposed to do here? Be yourself. I know. Yeah. You think people are going to be mad?

At what? That this isn't Danielle? Nah, I think we're over that. Are we good with that? I think everyone's past it. Thank God. I can't wait until Danielle has a smoking hot boyfriend so that everyone can really like, it's going to happen.

It's going to happen real soon. And then people are going to be like, oh, okay, I'm finally okay with the Wells and Daniel thing not happening. Yeah. Yeah. We're friends. Yeah. You guys are cute friends.

Yeah. Okay. If I was Daniel, I would not want to put up with you for two seconds. No kidding. You're a lot. Don't say that. Sorry, I forgot she was listening. I hate you so much.

I think she can handle you, actually. You think so? I have a good feeling about it, yeah. I think if anyone can handle you well, she can do it. Let's hope so. Yeah. Here's to hoping. Here's to hoping. Okay. See you in LA.

Out third wheel all day. That rhymed. I know. I did it on purpose. Alright. Alright, guys. We love you. We're going to have a guest next week. Who? I've got some people on my radar. Yeah. Let's get some musicians in here. You want to do that? You like shot down all my musician

friends. I don't care. Most people play country music. That's fine. I don't care at this point. Let's like name a few people and see if people will tweet at us and say who they'd like to have on here. Okay. So like I was thinking like Russell Dickerson, Kelsey Ballerini, Rae Lynn, Jackie Lee,

these are like some country people, friends of mine, Ryan Palazzo, and then I also would love to get Savannah Chrisley and Todd Chrisley on here. I'm after them. Also my buddy Josephine Scriver, she's a model, she's real sweet, and she lives here now, so I'd love to get her on here. What else about you?

Oh, I was on Caitlyn. Oh yeah, I've never met her. I really want her on. Me too. She, like, we are the same person. I need to listen. Is it up? I need to listen. Yeah, it's a funny that podcast is funny. Okay. I need to, does it outshine ours?

Uh, no. It's just like, you and I have a different dynamic. Okay, cool. Her and I are like it's just like it I have a different dynamic Her and I are like It's just It's the same person except one has a vagina And one has a wiener I can absolutely see this I definitely want to have her on I've been wanting to meet her

She seems really fun That's who I want You know who I really want I really want Paul McDonald on That sounds great Cause Paul's just a weirdo. Oh my gosh. You know?

I thought he was a sweetheart when I met him. He is a total sweetheart, and he's one of my best friends in the world. We can definitely have him on. And he's just like, the way he looks at the world, the prism in which he looks through life is so much different than everybody else's. I think he would be great for your Favorite Thing podcast. Okay, great. I'm down with that.

And I want to hear about behind-the-scenes Idol stuff. Okay, all right. Anybody else? I don't know. Is that all you got? I'm kind of sick of doing Bachelor people. I want Liz on like yesterday. I know you have a girlfriend now,

but we're going to bring Liz on. Oh my God, stop. Now I literally say it because it gets under your skin and it's so funny. No, I think it'd be great to have Liz in here and we can talk about all this and just really get to the bottom

of why it didn't work between you two. Because you didn't, you slow played it forever. You cannot blame me for your dating life sucking. That's not fair. Did you tell her,

hey listen, off the market? I did, yeah. Oh yeah. And she was like, aw. She was okay with it to be honest. But she wants to come on the podcast. I think she yeah. Oh, yeah. And she was like, oh. She was okay with it, to be honest. But she wants to come on the podcast.

I think she'd be a great addition. She's very fun. Okay, let's get her on, and then, yeah, we need to get Elan Gayle on. Have to. Gotta have him. We're coming for you, Elan. Yeah, I'm coming. We should get a comic on, too.

I don't do well with comics. I love comics. I know you do. Okay. No, we can. It'd be my dream to have Dane Cook. He follows me on Twitter. Maybe I'll ask him.

I went and saw him at the improv. We're impressed. Horrible. Really? Has he gone downhill? He used to be really good. Yeah, it was really- He really did used to be great.

It was real bad. Sorry. And he was just douchey. I mean, I like him. Yeah. Okay. You guys tweeted us. Tell us who you'd like to have here on here.

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