Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells Moves To LA

Episode Date: July 20, 2018

This week on YFT, Wells drops the bomb that he will be moving to LA very soon. Brandi sympathizes with Colton, the duo talks their favorite music and Wells reads rap lyrics.

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Some of these lyrics we can't say out loud. Yeah, we can. I'm not saying the P word. You can say that. The P word? Penis? No, I would say penis. Are you recording? Poonani? I hope that's how we open the show.

Definitely. You just want to start then? I think that's a pretty solid way to start. You started this week. I started last week. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast

with... Wells and Brandy. So every day we podcast, I have to go down and let Brandy into the iHeart Studios. By the time you give me a key card, you're not going to work here anymore. I know. We'll get into that in a second.

And today, I'm wearing my Vans. They're fine. I was not the one to hate on them, for the record. Yeah, it was a co-worker named Jackie who I'm friends with, and she was saying that my Vans look like I was going boating. I'm wearing boating shoes. They do look yacht-esque. I know. I'm going to Mexico and I need some like

I need some like cool beach wear. Yeah, you know? Yeah, and you are you skew for such a hipster like you've definitely got some like stuffy prepster in you. Do you think vans are preppy? That color of van. Let me just, where's my phone?

White? They're white. They're cream, first of all. Second of all. They're eggshell. Eggshell is a great term. This is not preppy, all right? That's a surfer.

Prep. Whatever. I do not hate on them, though. I think they're fine. Listen, guys, I prefer them over flip flops. I'll tell you that. And I just don't understand this. No flip flops ever. I think they're fine. Listen guys, I prefer them over flip flops. I'll tell you that. And I just don't understand this. No flip flops

ever. I despise them. I gotta be honest with you. I think that women in slides are extremely unattractive. I can't with it. What is wrong with a slide? Your feet just look better in them than something between your toes. They don't.

No, they don't. You look like you're on a softball team before you're putting your cleats on. Sporty girls aren't your thing, Wells? For whatever reason, I just can't. I can't with it. I can't with flip-flops. Whatever.

So sneakers are the only way to go here to please us both. All right, that's fine. That's the moral of the story. What about a Birkenstock? I can't do a Birkenstock. Here's my thought on Birkenstock. Let's hear it. Already looks like your feet smell. You know?

Like, I could be so far away from you and can't smell anything, but I'm like, But you're like, meh! Okay, the only way I like a Birkenstock is with a sock. Ah. A la, like a Free People catalog. A Birkensock. A Birkensock. I love it with a sock. I think it's very cute. Like. A la like a free people catalog. A Birkin sock. A Birkin sock. I love it with a sock.

I think it's very cute. Yeah. Like a sock and like a dress. Not practical by any means, but it's very cute. A sock. Not a sock. Birkin sock and a dress? Yeah, like a cute dress and like a long dress with like a slit and then like a sock and a Birkin in the fall is like the cutest thing ever.

Oh my God. Are we going to like a Grateful Dead show later? Could be. I was in Seattle not too long ago. Yeah. Every human being in Seattle was in Birkenstocks. Oh, I believe that. Men, women, all of them.

Children. Children. Dogs. Dogs. You're right. Everybody had them. Oh, yeah. I mean, listen, I get it.

I've never owned a pair of Birkenstocks. They aren't comfy. They look comfortable. They do look comfortable. I can't believe you didn't. And you're like- In my stoner days, I know. I used to be such, I don't even care.

I'm going to say it. I was such a stoner in college. I can see it. Such a stoner. I followed fish around for a summer. No joke. I did that. I can see it.

Oh, man. I could see it. Oh, man. I hate old me. I hate the old me. If I met old me, I'd be like, get away from me you piece of garbage. That's terrible. I mean, I was a loser, but I think I was

okay. Way more uptight back in the day. Loosened up quite a bit. You have? Yeah. That's good. I know. I wasn't as fun back then maybe. I was probably more fun back then. We don't need to go down that road. I don't need to think about the past.

We don't need to go down that road. Alright, so what do you want to talk about? Well, I watched Ready Player One last night. Yeah. You recommended it forever ago, and I did read the book. Yeah. Loved the book.

I recommended that you read the book first. And I'm glad you did. Yeah. Because the movie was nothing alike. Which reminded me a lot of when I got on my pedestal about The Mountain Between Us. Yeah. Because I read that book, and it was fantastic, and the movie sucked. Because they did the same thing in Ready Player One, where they role swapped quite a bit.

Yeah. Like a lot of things that um i can blank on their names wade so wade is the one that like like takes like the martyr role and gets imprisoned in the thing and has to work his way out and in the movie the girl does it yeah and i'm like wait what it's like it's a lot of role reversal which i don't really like The whole first gate is wrong too. There's no car chase. There's no car chase. They did so many things just for the visual purposes in the movie, which I get, whatever. And it was still a cute movie.

I loved the actors and actresses. I thought they did a great job. Yeah. But the book is so much better. I know. The story. That's why when we talked about it, I was like,

it's so much different, but it's still fun. It's why when we talked about it, I was like, it's so much different, but it's still fun. It's still a fun experience. There's one part that really annoyed me. I think it's the second gate. I'm going to butcher what movies they do, but in... Oh, yeah. So to win the gate, you have to go into Ferris Bueller's Day Off and a couple

other movies, and you have to say the exact lines of that character. And I remember thinking, oh my God, this is going to be the future of how movies are. Yeah. And I can't wait to see them do this. And they didn't do it at all. No. I know.

It's disappointing. Yeah. I did really like the scene where they're in the shining. Yeah. I mean, that's how they did it. Yeah. I know. I did like that, but it was just so far away

from what the book was that it was like it's disappointing if you've read the book but it's still a good movie yeah would highly recommend great book i'm like midway through goblet of fire right now so here we go i'm just not even it's so weird everyone just if you gotta pee like go now people love it when i get on my freaking high horse about- Somebody tweeted, though, like, my favorite thing about this week is Wells Adams unpacking Harry Potter a full decade or two. Two decades. Two decades after it releases, and I was like, yes.

Favorite comment I've read thus far. Oh, man. Potter is timeless, man. All right? I just love the idea of a 34-year-old man like really in to Pottermore.

You're in it. You know? You're in it. Oh, man. I'm about the Hogwarts life. I'm like, where are you going on vacation next week?

You're like, Harry Potter world. Should I just say it? I guess it's going to come out after it doesn't even matter. What? I'm straight up moving to LA. Oh, shh.

You went there. Should I not have said it? I don't know. I gotta go. It's your move. I know. Listen, G2G, my girlfriend lives there. I gotta go.

What did you say? GGG? G2G. Got to go. Yeah, yeah. Gotta go. I get it. Yeah.

I'm in LA a lot, so I'm not gonna be that sad about it, I guess. But... To be honest with you, you and I travel so much that we'll probably end up being in the same city more once I move to L.A. than we have now. That's probably true. Also, there's a lot of really cool potential for guests out in L.A. that we don't really have here. I know. There's only so many times you can interview the same country artist and bachelor alum. Yeah, exactly.

Kind of exhausted it. So I think it actually will be good for the pod. I agree. I think it actually will be good for the pod. I agree. I think it'll be good. All right. And who knows? Maybe this pod will turn into something else.

Who knows? Who knows, guys? Not me. I can't believe you're moving so soon, though. I know, but my contract's up at iHeart.

What do you do with your house? I don't know yet. I might Airbnb it. I might just long-term rent it. The problem is it's furnished. I know. I was going to say, are you going to get everything out of it or just leave it? I'm just going to leave it.

Yeah. I don't know. You haven't gotten that far. I haven't gotten that far. My first thought is let's go to California. Let's move in with the lady. Woo! Woo!

I know. What do you think about that? You know, when you first mentioned it, my uptight conservative self prior BC was like, no, you can't do that. That's a bad idea. It's like a relationship suicide. And then I'm like, you know what? It's 2018.

And if you're going to find out you don't like living with her, it's better you find out now than later. Yeah. When you can still get out of it now. Why are you being so negative about this? I'm not being negative. I thought I was being positive about it. This is a positive.

You get to figure it out now instead of when it's too late. I agree. No, it's fine. And she's got a great spot. And to be honest with you, I'm really okay with it because it's like two miles from my parents' house, which is where I stay. So we're going to like be neighbors. I like how this went back to you somehow. Yeah, because if you were going to get your own place, like you would have gone like where your brother lives, which is really far.

No. Or something. I'd go like Silver Lake or something. That's too far. Yeah. I need you in the valley. If we're going to take the next step, this is the first step we got to take to decide if like we can handle living with one another. I agree. You know? Yeah, it's some adult stuff going on. Yeah. This is the first step we gotta take to decide if like we can handle living with one another. I agree. You know? Yeah, it's some adult

stuff going on. Yeah. I tell you what I'm most concerned about. What's that? I'm not concerned about us living together or us getting along or whatever. I'm most concerned about my dog and her dogs. I was gonna say, I wondered that. Carl's used to being an only child. I know. How's he gonna feel? I don't know.

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Good thing you guys are tiny. I know. Not big enough. Whoa. What? I'm just saying, for four... Oh, the bed's not big enough. Yeah.

What did you think I meant? I don't know. I was like, where is he going with this? Are we talking California King or regular King? Big difference. Is it a big difference? Huge difference. I don't know if it's a big difference.

A California King is the same width as a queen, and it's longer. No. Yes. No. Abso-freaking-lutely. No, a California King. I'm Googling it right the hell now. I'm telling you you're wrong.

California King is the same width as a normal king, but it's longer. California King Dimension. By the way, we need to fix some things that you were wrong about in the last episode. Me?

Yes. Like what? It's definitely Greg Kinnear. No, I don't think so. Yes. I really don't. Definitely it's Greg Kinnear. I don't think so.

Where did you figure out this? Sarah told me, and she was like- I don't know. I'm calling Tish. Call Tish, but it's Greg Kinnear. I don't think so. Where did you figure out this? Sarah told me, and she was like- I don't know. I'm calling Tish. Call Tish, but it's Greg Kinnear. When we did the movie, Miley and my mom and everybody were calling him Greg Kinnear. Let's see.

Let's give her a shout. We just talked. Hi. Oh, hello, mother. Hello. You're on your favorite thing podcast, in case you were wondering. Oh, my gosh. How y'all doing? We have a really important question for you. Okay. You're on your favorite thing podcast in case you're wondering Oh my god We have a really important question for you

Okay You know the guy that played Miley's dad in the last song Yes I do What's his real name Greg Kinnear What Yes I was saying it Greg Kinnear

Because I could have sworn that's how everyone pronounced it back then. That would be Greg Kinnear. Okay, I'll take the hit. I'll take the hit. Since you're doing my favorite things, he's one of my favorite actors. I'm obsessed with Greg Kinnear. Oh, there it is. What movie is he in that we just talked about?

Brigsby Bear? Brigsby Bear, yeah. Gotta watch that. I haven't seen that. Okay, guys, I'm in a meeting, but I love y'all. Okay, that was all I needed. Bye. I love you, mom.

I'm in a meeting. Dang it. Okay, all right, I stand corrected. I love your mom. She's one of my favorite things. She is great. She's so funny. Okay, so if this usmattress.com website would be correct, we were both wrong.

Okay. Okay, a queen is 60 by 80. Okay. Okay. A queen is 60 by 80. Okay. Okay. A king is 76 by 80. Okay. So wait, that doesn't make sense though. Yeah.

So they're the same. They're the same width, right? Or length. I said that they were the same. What I said was that they are the same width and California King is longer. California King is longer, but it's not the same width. Okay. So a queen is 60 by 80. Okay. A California King is longer. California King is longer, but it's not the same width. Okay, so a queen is 60 by 80.

Okay. A California King is 72 by 84. Okay, and what's a king? Which is quite a bit longer. And then a king is 76 by 80. So a king is quite a bit bigger... Than a California King. Than a California King and a queen.

All right, so we were wrong. We were both wrong. We were wrong, but I was closer. No. Yes, because you said that the width of a cat of a normal king is the same as a queen I thought the California king and the queen were the same width is what I meant because the California king is the long one I don't even know all I know is that I was closer than you were and that's all that really matters okay great can you weren't closer but it's fine

the point being a California king is never a good move unless you're an NBA player because it's like who needs a longer bed you want the wider bed. Because it's like, who needs a longer bed? You want the wider bed. You want more width. I'll tell you who needs a longer bed. The guy who's moving in with the girl that's going to have three dogs. No, you want a wider bed. No, I want long.

You want long? I want wider and longer. That doesn't exist. You just said, that's why I need longer so the dogs can be further down. But then you don't get as much width as with a regular king. You lose four inches. Okay. Those are some important inches in as much width as with a regular king. You lose four inches. Okay. Those are some important inches in my opinion.

I need a wide bed. I don't like to be touched when I'm sleeping. No one touch me. It makes me hot. I don't like it. And not hot like, ooh, like hot. Like I'm sweating. Four inches is important.

Four inches is really important. Really, really important. That's a lot of inches. I'm just saying. You're making so many guys feel good right now. Uh-huh. Yes!

Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, man. All right. Whatever. Great Ganeer. What was the other one that you did wrong?

What else? I said gusto and you said gusto. Yeah. It was gusto. Really? Yeah. Who said that? The only person I talk to on this podcast is my girlfriend. Oh, said gusto. Yeah. It was gusto. Really? Yeah. Who said that?

Seriously. The only person I talk to on this podcast is my girlfriend. Oh my gosh. Okay. How to pronounce. Pronounce. I think it's probably one of those words that like, it's like, do you say insurance or insurance? No.

No. No, I'm serious. Okay. But it's not like you put the emphasis on the wrong syllable here. Yeah, yeah. It's not like that. It's not like Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving. Umbrella or umbrella.

Who says either one of those? Yeah, umbrella or umbrella. Yeah. Which one is it? Southerners say umbrella. I do say umbrella. And they say Thanksgiving instead of- I say Thanksgiving

yeah so like I feel like the western the California version is Thanksgiving umbrella what about insurance insurance insurance

insurance insurance insurance no and gusto like like uh gusto

no it's not that's Jacques Gusteau please hold no unmute gusto oh Like... Gusteau. No, it's not. That's Jacques Gusteau. Please hold. No, unmute. Gusteau. Oh!

Gusteau. Gusteau. I don't know. Two, four, two. I don't know. I'm still not sold on that one. Do you want to call Tish real quick and ask her? No, she's in a meeting. She's in a meeting.

I stand by that this one is a matter of inflection. Gusteau? Gusteau. I never even heard anyone say of inflection. Gasteau? Gasteau. I never even heard anyone say it like that. Well, yeah, and now. Okay. Okay. I'm taking some hits today.

I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. It's all right. You ripped on my shoes to start the show. I did not. The other girl did. That's true. I got some favorite things.

Yeah. Let's hear it. I had an oat milk latte before I came here. I'm just saying. I know I said That's true. I got some favorite things. Yeah, let's hear it. I had an oat milk latte before I came here. Just saying. I know I said it last week. Still one of my favorite things. Into it. I got to try it.

Will you bring me one next time? Oh, I offered last week. I said, I'm stopping for a coffee. You want anything? No. I just thought it was normal coffee. I didn't know oat milk was involved. So I didn't even ask this week.

I didn't even. If you said, hey, listen, one of my favorite things is going to be a part of this stop, I'd have been like, yeah, I want to be involved now. Okay, well, next, next week I'll bring you one. All right, perfect. First of all, do you want to hear my favorite story of filming Paradise? Absolutely. I didn't tell, I didn't tell you this last week.

By the way, I got an email from ABC was like, don't, by the way, don't say anything. But I feel like I didn't say anything. No. I don't think I said anything like I didn't say anything. No. I don't think I said anything. I didn't spoil anything. I think other people are probably saying stuff. Like, Caitlin podcasted with Kevin, and I haven't listened to it, but I think he spilled some beans.

Yeah. Maybe. I saw him last night, actually. Oh, really? I went out last night. We'll talk about that in a bit. You did? Yeah.

Do you want to hear my night last night, or do you want to hear my funny paradise story? I want to hear the paradise story and then the night. Okay, so my favorite funny paradise story has nothing to do with it. It wasn't even on set. Okay. So I live in this little town called Sayulita and sometimes my call times weren't until like the afternoon so a lot of times I'd wake up in the morning and go run on the beach, right? Yeah, because

Wells is a runner. I am a runner. I know it's not exercise, but No, it's not working out. It's exercise. Oh, okay. Whatever. Yeah. So I would go running on the beach and generally I would go, I'd run barefoot because it's the sand. Oh, really? Yeah. That hurts my knees.

Why? I don't know. I need like the cushion of my shoes. Well, yeah, the sand. No, it's hard. The sand is hard. Do you run like in the non-wet sand? No, I try to run in the wet sand.

That's hard. Yeah, the wet sand is way easier. Anyways, whatever. That would hurt my knees. I don't have weak-ass knees. I do. I'm old. So I was running on the beach and for the most part in this little town, there's no like American tourists. So like no one really like recognized me. I don't think the bachelor's a big thing in Mexico. Right. So like I was just running, I would run every day and day like and it was not a big deal and then one

day I was running and these three girls had this like big umbrella and like a cooler beer and they noticed me were they American I think they're American you think it's like I speak English so just listen to the story I didn't talk to him so I like I run past them they give me like the look of like I recognize this guy how do we know this guy and so I run past them. They give me the look of like, I recognize this guy. How do we know this guy? So I run past them, whatever. Turn around, and I'm coming back to my hotel room, and they are staring me down, and then they yell out, Wells! Wells! Oh, no.

And so I turn back, and I'm waving like, hey, guys, like that. Hey. Hi, guys. And I stub my toe on a rock. Oh, no. Tumble. Oh, no. Tumble. Hi guys And I stubbed my toe on a rock Oh no Tumble You know what I'm saying Hard to the crown

Oh my god I'd be so embarrassed Toe bleeding like crazy And I'm doing the And the girl Is like five feet away from these girls And they're like oh my god You're like this loser They didn't offer to help.

They just started laughing at me. That could have been a prime opportunity to get in there and help out and be like, oh, do you need some help? No, do you want to know what they did? All three of them did the exact same thing. Pulled their phones out. I was like, no! Where is that content? If you're those girls and you're listening, I'm going to need you

to send me that tent. Thanks. Oh my god, so I was like, right, these girls think I'm cool. Oh, man. You thought you were hot stuff. Hot shit, man. Coming back from my run. Yeah. So sweaty and hot.

Yeah. Dang. So that's just a very typical Wells story right there. I hope it surfaces. I do. Do you? Yeah. I kind of do.

I want to see how much blood there was, like how much you're exaggerating versus how much it was actually bleeding. Okay, so it wasn't like a lot of blood. It was like a drop. No, it was one of those things where like part of my nail turned black and then it was like a little bit of blood. It hurt though. It was a pain

because it was like big toe on rock. It's kind of hot in here. Can I turn the AC up? Yes, please. The air con. The air con. Also, I feel like I need to preface.

When I was talking last week about Australian accents being annoying, I feel like I hurt some people's feelings. I only meant dudes I'm trying to date. It annoys me when it's like a dude that maybe you want to date. Girls, I'm here for it. If you're a girl it's like a dude that maybe you want to date. Girls, I'm here for it. If you're a girl with an Australian accent, let's be BFFs. I dig it. But not a dude I'm trying to date.

I completely disagree with you, and I think Australian accents are freaking hot. Great. I'm trying to think. What is my favorite accent? I just love a good Midwestern accent. American, clearly. I like French. Do you? It's one of my least favorites. I think I like French. Do you?

It's one of my least favorites. I think I like, so here's the thing. I think I like to hear French people speak French. Yeah. I don't know if I like French people to be- Speaking English. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you know, does that make sense? That makes sense. I think the Spanish accent's my fave. Yeah, it's just so beautiful. Yeah, like Spain Spanish, Like when I was in Barcelona. Even when they speak English, it sounds so cool. Like South American Spanish is one dialect.

And then Spain and then Mexico. There's so many. I know. Central America is just crazy. So last night went out and got turd. On a Tuesday? On a Tuesday. Do you want to know why? Yeah. My nephews Oh, Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons.

I saw you did that. They love Imagine Dragons. Gosh, that's so funny. So we took them to their first concert ever. Cute. And I got really emotional. Oh, I thought you were going to say wasted. No, no, no.

I got wasted later. Why were you emotional? Well, like my nephews in town are like very a big part of my life and so I was getting sad because I was like well I'm gonna be leaving and I'm just these moments that I've got with these kids are gonna be fewer and farther between and then like also like I got to take them to their first concert and like music's like my thing I'm the radio guy you know like I go to concerts all the time, so it was cool that my brother-in-law stayed behind and let me take them with my sister.

And I got really emotional being the uncle that this is going to be their first memory of a concert, you know? And also I was kind of proud because I was just so happy it wasn't like a Taylor Swift concert or something, you know? Nothing wrong with that, but like...

My first concert was Hanson. Great first concert was Hanson. God. Great first concert. Jesus Christ. What was yours? You want to know? Yeah. Dave Matthews Band.

I was going to say that or OAR. Opening up for Blues Traveler. No, that's so well that. Yeah. I can't even stand. You weren't even a hipster back then. I was just cool, man. Too cool for me. So, I I'm very good at. You were even a hipster back then. I was just cool, man. Too cool for me. So I got.

Yeah, man. We should put that on the pod. Oh, so let's talk about this. I started a Spotify. I started one too. I started one during the podcast last week. But should we each have one? No, we should just have one.

Okay, here's a question. So on the playlist, like I'm on mine. Or is this have one? No, we should just have one. Okay, here's a question. So on the playlist, like I'm on mine, or is this one yours? No, this one's mine. On mine, I can click here and it says collaborative playlist. Yeah, that's why I have...

But if I do that, does that mean anyone can add to my playlist? I think so. Well, that's not... I don't want other people adding. I want you, just you. Yeah. Is that not an option?

I don't know. The only reason why I was thinking that we should use mine is because I've got a blue check mark. Oh, you do, huh? I didn't know you had those on Spotify. Oh, you got them. Oh, you do. How'd you get that?

I took a meeting with Spotify. No, you did not. I did. I guarantee I can get it by the end of the week. Okay. No, we can use yours, but then it's like every time I want to add one, I have to be like, hey, well, add this to the playlist. It's collaborative.

You're just going to let anyone add songs to the playlist? No, I don't care. I really don't care. I was thinking if we each had one, then we can put them side by side and I have it embedded on my little webpage I'm making, and I was going to put mine and then yours. Also, I think yours is not public right now. Oh, it's not?

I don't think so. I think you need to handle that. God, man. What happened to John Popper? I'll tell you what happened. He got that lap band surgery, lost all that weight, and all of a sudden people didn't like his music anymore. Who did Lip Sync Battle and did this?

I remember someone did it. I think it was like Jennifer Lawrence or something. I was like, oh, okay, I get it. You're cool. She did the part where he starts doing the rap. We'll get to it in a little bit. I'll turn it up when it happens. I can't wait for someone to sue us for playing their song.

I feel like everyone should be pumped about it. They should be, but they'll probably try to sue us. Well, if they knew how much money we made off this podcast, they probably wouldn't. Oh, yeah, like nothing. Wouldn't bother. So then after the Imagine... Back to the Imagine Dragons thing. Okay, Imagine Dragons. By the way, I went back into the archives because I was like, I've had this band on my show before.

Went back 2012 when I had them on my show. And I remember I used to do this thing called Well Smells a Hit where I would choose songs I thought were going to be hits. And I remember this song called It's Time. That song, you know? It starts with a mandolin. It was a Well Smells a Hit. And I fought in that music meeting for weeks to get Imagine Dragons played, and finally it landed. Oh my gosh.

So basically you discovered Imagine Dragons. I was definitely the first person to play Imagine Dragons in Nashville. That's 100% true. So anyways, I was just happy that that was their choice. I'm happy that that was their choice. Imagine Dragons isn't like the Rolling Stones or Bob Dylan in coolness level. But in pop music. Pretty good.

They're one of the only bands really successful in pop music. I know. And it's so weird. There's so many kids there. Little boys love Imagine Dragons. That's so cool. I know. So anyways, I was really happy about that And afterwards I went out

Cause Kevin from What's he doing in town I think he's just doing Caitlin's podcast He's not in town to do Caitlin's podcast That's insane I don't know What's he doing I don't know what he's doing here.

We didn't be like, what brought you to town, bruh? No. I was just... Dudes are so weird. I don't even know. I was just like, what? So bad! Good to see you, bro.

No beneath the surface level talk at all. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Have they released that he's on? Yeah. They have? Yeah, I've seen his Paradise photo floating around somewhere. I think when people announced a lot of them, I think he was on there.

Really? I think so. Let's look it up. Give it a look-see. God, he's such a good harmonica player, man. I'm talking about in the past tense. He's still alive. Get to the freaking rap, John Popper.

Popper? Right here. Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in. Rinse it in, or amble in. Make it smooth or win. And then begin to see what you're doing. These MTV's not for free. It's so easy. You barely know it.

Yes, I sing the envelope. Can't I really ask the lady, maybe she can't get herself. You barely know it. Karaoke with Wells Adams. Yeah, anyways. Yeah, he was in town. I don't know why he was in town. Okay. Who else was out? I saw Luke was out. I didn't see him. Oh. I think anyways. Yeah, he was in town. I don't know why he was in town. Oh, okay. Who else was out? I saw Luke was out. I didn't see him.

Oh. I think that was a couple nights ago. Oh. Anyway, saw him. Said what up. Said what up. Had a couple drinks. You know?

Yeah. That was it. Nothing got the hell out of there. I saw that everyone and their mom was down in Atlanta this last week. Oh, yeah. The Helping Mamas show. Did you get invited to that? Yeah, I did.

You did? Yeah. You're too cool, though. It's on a Monday. Yeah, you got to work. I got to fly to Atlanta. You can drive. That's true.

I got to work. I got to do Atlanta. I got to go to Atlanta. It's a charity, but it doesn't pay. Right. You know? Yes. So it had a lot of things going against it.

I see. Not to mention, you were like, I just spent six weeks with all these people. I do not need to go spend more time with them. Don't care anymore. I'm sure I'm going to have to do some after show, and I'll see them all then. It'll be great. Whatever. Are you going to go to like, wait, what's the equivalent of the women tell all?

The men tell all? Yeah. Are you going to go to that? I don't know when it is. I bet you if I'm living in LA at that time, they will invite me. Can I go? Okay. Yeah, totally.

Actually, to be honest with you, that would be perfect because I guarantee you on a million percent Sarah would not go with me. Really? Yeah, because she knows what – I put her on camera? I don't think that's why. So the reason why it sucks is that like you have to sit there for like five hours. Oh, yeah. Because think about it.

They tape it like two weeks beforehand. So they have to show the audience – The whole episode? Two different episodes for it to make sense. Oh. Does that make sense? Yep.

I would watch the episodes anyway, so. I know, but think about like that's four hours of just like watching. Can you like bring popcorn and snacks? No.

What? I don't know. Actually, I don't know. I'm bringing my own snacks, okay? I don't know like if Beer, wine. They've got drinks like for the cast

backstage or whatever. I'm bringing my own. You have to sit there for like forever. It's a long time. Way too long. Yeah. I don't know if they've got drinks for the cast backstage or whatever. You have to sit there forever. It's a long time. Way too long. I don't care that much. If we go, I'm going to be like, we're backstage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when you guys-

I need a backstage pass. But then I do need to watch the episodes. Same. There's no monitor backstage? They'll just email them to us. Yeah. Colton. Poor guy is getting dragged

for being a virgin. I don't understand that. Didn't everyone like praise Tim Tebow to the ends of the earth for being a virgin? Yeah. Why is Colton getting slaughtered here? I don't know. I don't really get it. And I do think it was pretty crappy of the way Becca

says she got up to go to the bathroom, right? Yeah, you hold that one in there beck all right well what regard like regardless of whatever went down i think that was so crappy of them to do and make it look like she was like i don't know about this virgin i mean it's not that big of a deal like i don't know you ever had sex with a virgin nope but i haven't had sex with that many people. Yeah. So like, it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me by any means.

It would maybe determine whether or not I had sex with them in the fantasy suite or not. Yeah. For sure. I'd probably not do that in the fantasy suite. But. Would you have sex in the fantasy suite? Maybe. Yeah.

Probably. I mean, yeah. If I was into somebody and like really thought I was going to get engaged. Yeah. I talked to Chris Soules about this and and he told me in the fantasy suite there was a basket with lubes and condoms and toys and stuff. Yikes. Seriously. That's a little weird.

Yeah, they're like, are you really trying to make this thing happen? The weird part about it would be knowing everyone's outside, knowing that you're in there having sex. Totally. Which is a little weird. But I guess it just depends on the situation. That's a lot of pressure. It is. Like there's already pressure with having sex with someone for the first time and then there's that pressure.

Yeah. I mean, you better double up on the Viagra because you don't want to have whiskey dick going into that night. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. I know. We've all been there, alright Yeah, it's insane Yeah, poor Colton Whatever, he's a virgin, who cares

I mean, like, I get it in terms of I get it Why are you laughing? Whiskey dick, still You wanna call some people out? No Why are you laughing? Whiskey dick still. You want to call some people out? No. I just... Nope.

Poor little Colton. I don't think Colton's that little. Yeah. I mean, he could be, but... Probably not. He's a big dude. I'm sure he's back in some heat. Probably.

I mean, yeah, like he... Did you watch the episode? No, I didn't, but I got the rundown from Sarah, so I kind of... All this conk stuff was so overboard. Yeah, I get it. Conk also sounds a lot like the word cock. It does. Sweet.

Funny joke. It was so annoying. Yeah, I get it. Sometimes I feel like they do just celebrate the joke. Too much. Took it too far. Comedy is subtle, guys. Yeah. Think took it too far. Comedy is subtle, guys. Yeah.

Think about this. If Colton did lose his virginity on a TV show, I don't hate that idea. I mean, you know, if you're going to do it. Do it on TV? I guess. Here's the problem. Right here. This problem is you're definitely in two-pump chumpland if you've never had sex before.

Two-pump. You know what I'm saying? I can't breathe. You never had sex before. Oh my gosh. And then you do, and there's cameras everywhere. Yeah.

That's why, that's why he didn't want to have sex there. And probably because he didn't Love her I feel like If I were in Colton's position Yeah I wouldn't have said anything

Until I had gotten The fantasy suite invite Because like Why go through it all If he's not even going to Make it to the fantasy suite Like why make it a thing And I get he's trying to be honest

And whatever I wouldn't necessarily Owe telling somebody that Until I got there Yeah But maybe it to be honest and whatever. I wouldn't necessarily owe telling somebody that until it got there. Yeah. But maybe it's because I'm a girl. I don't know. What do you consider sex? That was a question that came in actually on the questions that I asked on Twitter. What exactly is sex to you? When I say it

casually, I mean intercourse. Yeah. I don't mean oral sex. I mean... Yeah, right? Yeah. Oral sex isn't sex. No. I don't understand why that got wrapped up in sex. I mean, technically it is because it's called oral sex. I don't understand why that got wrapped up in sex. Technically it is because it's called oral sex. Technically. But when I talk about it and say the word sex

I'm talking about intercourse. Sex is an act that another human can be created from it. Totally. You're not having mouth babies. Alright. Yeah. What about butt sex though? Is that sex? mouth babies. All right. Yeah, I agree. What about butt sex, though?

Is that sex? I mean, it's called butt sex. I know, but you can't have a word. Sex is in the name. I know. Here's what I here's my such a weird conversation. I don't think oral sex is sex. Obviously, sex, sex is sex.

And I kind of do think butt sex. I kind of do, too. Even though you can't have a kid. OK, so the kid thing is out. We figured kind of do think butt sex is sex. I kind of do too. Even though you can't have a kid. So the kid thing is out. We figured that's not it. I think oral sex is sex because it's called oral sex. But that's not how I mean it when I talk about it. It's a type of sex.

But when I'm like, oh, they had sex. I mean, hey. Yeah, you can't be like, we had sex, but it really was a blowy. Exactly. Also, is it sex if like, is it oral sex if I go down on a girl? Yeah. That's oral sex, too? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. I kind of just thought blowys were oral sex. No, I think if either person comes out of it, then that's sex. Oral sex. What if you don't come? Yeah, then it doesn't count because you sucked. Or didn't, apparently.

Well. Didn't. God, do you want to know a funny story about high school? on the living count because you sucked. Or didn't, apparently. It didn't well. It didn't shh. God, do you want to know a funny story about high school? Oh, there's this girl. Oh, no. I hope she's listening. Truly, I do. I don't even know if this is true,

but it was like Casey McFarlane or something. Some guy said he got a blowy- Casey McFarlane. What a name. That's a memorable name. Real guy. I was in a band with himFarlane. What a name. That's a memorable name. Real guy. I was in a band with him called Copperhead.

Oh, oof. For like a day. Sounds like metal. Actually, I don't know if I was in the band. How do you not remember? I mean, like I played with him, but I don't know if I was in the...

You're like, I hung out a lot, but I don't know if I was in the club. No. I was in a band in middle school called Sasquatch. Oh, that's a good band name. Sounds like something my dad would like.

Yeah. In the talent show, we played a hard metal, like a heavy metal version of Marietta Little Lamb. It was like, Marietta! Yikes. That's something I'm not sad I missed. But Casey McFarlane said he got a blowjob behind the bleachers from, I forget who it was, not that it really matters.

behind the bleachers from, I forget who it was, not that it really matters, and he said that the girl went up to his penis and went, No. Because she thought that was a blow job. Blow on it. It's fair, I guess. Isn't that funny?

Yeah, I mean, yeah. Didn't happen to me, thank God, but. No one blew on you? No. No. This is like an X-rated pod. I know. I feel bad. Everyone's over 18 though, right?

Am I going to have to cut this? I don't know. Anyways, Colton, whatever. Good for you, man. Good for you. Here's the thing though. Colton, you've taken it this far. Whoever you take down or whoever who takes down you needs to be like-

Really hot? Yeah, like a model or something. Actress. Could probably happen after all this. You've gone up to bat one time. Grand slam. But what did you call it? The two-

Two-pump jump. Do you want that to happen with somebody that hot? I don't know. I don't think so. It's a bad look. The stories that person could tell after. Yeah. I don't know if it's a good idea.

It should probably just be somebody that's really happy and no one knows anything. Okay, so here's what you do. You get like an NDA, like a non-disclosure agreement. You make them sign it. I'm starting to think I need to have people sign those no matter what. I know. I'm going to start passing them out like- Hey, listen.

At bars if I want to make out with you. I'll make out with you, but you got to sign this NDA first. Are you a bar maker at her? No, I've never done that actually. Really? Never. I have. I'm not shocked.

What does that mean? That's hurtful. Because you go to bars a lot. And I've seen you drunk at bars. It was easy to picture before Sarah. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I can see that too. I get a little drunky.

I don't go to bars. Yes, you do. No. Yeah, I guess that's true. I can see that, too. I get a little grumpy. I don't go to bars. Yes, you do. No. Yeah, I guess that's true. I'm going to cut this anyway. Oh, real quick. Something that just grinds my gears.

Okay? Let's get it out of the way. Least favorite thing right here. It's not I could care less. It's I couldn't care less. This drives me crazy, too. Because if you could care less. Then you would care less. Then you kind of care. Yeah. You do care. You could care less. This drives me crazy too! Because if you could care less, then you would care less! Then you kinda care!

Yeah! You do care! You could care less. Exactly. I know! I'm so glad you brought that up. It's, I couldn't. Literally, there is no more area for me to care any less about this. This is

my favorite thing you've ever brought up in the history of this podcast. Who said it that really triggered this confession? Like a producer was like commenting on one of my, or like DMing me. And he was like, yeah, they could care less. And I was like, and I wanted to be like, couldn't, couldn't, you know, asterisk. This needs to be the new, what's the, what is it? Oh, there.

Like everyone corrects the way people spell there or whatever. Yeah, I know. This needs to be the new. Couldn't. Couldn't. Couldn't care less. Could not care less. Are you familiar with Nathaniel Reitliff and the Night Sweats?

Sounds familiar. I will play you a song that probably makes you know who this person is. Yep. Know him. Son of a bitch! That song. You know that song? I do.

Anyways, I'm a big fan of Nathaniel Ratliff and the Night Sweats and he has a new record out which by the way is gorgeous. Okay.

And I don't normally do like like, your favorite thing record. I usually just pick a song, but Tearing at the Seams, his new record, tip to tail. Bum. Beautiful. Okay. A lot of good songs on here. We're going to go with this one. Yeah, baby

We set the whole thing on fire I was a king standing alone Looking back to see how far you've flown I ain't grown and I ain't changed at all Yeah, honey Okay. I dig it. Yeah.

My brother would really like that. The whole thing is good. Like this song, I'm just gonna go like middle of the song it's very like old school and like big bands so anyways I'm into it

yeah Nathaniel Rateliff Night Sweats the new record is called Tearing at the Seams it is a phenomenal record you should go listen to it that is my thoughts I'm into it. Yeah. Nathaniel Ratliff, Night Sweats. The new record is called Tearing at the Seams. It is a phenomenal record.

You should go listen to it. That is my thoughts. I haven't really been listening to anything new lately. Oh, you know what I need to... I haven't given this a shot yet. Everyone's talking about the new Tiana Taylor album. She was in that Kanye West music video for Fade. She's basically naked. She's wearing a sports bra and a thong, and she's dancing, and she's so hot.

She's also married to Iman Shumpert from the Cleveland Cavaliers. But she put out a record and everyone's raving about it. I need to give it a listen. Everyone's digging on it. You want to listen to some of it? I can. I don't see any of these things. Alright. I can get into this neo-soul shit. Oh!

Yes! Yeah! Yeah! You have a great voice. This neo soul shit. Oh. Yes. Yeah. You got a great voice. Is that her? All right. I do love the fact that like retro is definitely in right now. Coming back, yep. One thing that does kind of bug me that I'm noticing a lot of people are doing

is inserting the vinyl, snap, crackle, pop of vinyl into songs that I obviously am not playing on a record player. Yeah. What's that about? I just try to be cool, man. I know, not playing on a record player. Yeah. What's that about? I just try to be cool, man. I know, but like, what happens if I play that song on a record player? Is it like much weirder? That's a great question.

Yeah. We should try. How about this, guys? Why don't you just put out a record, then print it on vinyl? That would be too easy. What? I put on a John Mayer kick this week. Oh, shocker.

And whenever I get in a John Mayer kick, I can't get out of it because it's just so good. What's your favorite John Mayer song? Oh, I can't pick just one. You want to hear

my favorite John Mayer song? Sure. Which one is it? It's on my death mix. What? Death mix. Death mix. You don't know

about the death mix? No. Honestly, slow dancing in a burning room might take the cake. I don't even know if I know that song. Okay. There's so many that I like't even know if I know that song. Okay.

There's so many that I like. Gravity is so good. Oh, but I love Why Georgia. What a classic. Is this douchey of me that I like this song? Let's hear it. Yes. The fact that this is the one John Mayer song.

I'm so picked out. Why is it douchey? You just would pick this one. What does that mean? What does that mean to you? You used to be a stoner. We learned today. I did. Oh, this is a good song.

Great bridge. It is. There's a line that says Austin, too. Clearly you really love it. There's a line that says... Oh, come on! I mean, honestly, all his music's just so good. Oh, what about Comfortable?

What a classic. You gotta get me off this. This is what I need you to do. This is what I need you to do for me. Okay. I need you to make me a John Mayer mix. I would love to do that. Okay?

Like your favorite 12 John Mayer songs. I'll do it right now. Because here's the thing. Don't gotta ask me twice. Don't gotta ask me twice I think I like fell off John Mayer after What was the record? The first one

Oh my gosh, Room for Squares? He has so much good music You've missed out on all these years Oh, you know what? Back to You That one just might be my favorite Can you give it a play? The first couple lines What? Back to you. Oh, that one just might be my favorite. Yeah? Can you give it a play?

The first couple lines are so... It's going to be the first one on my playlist I'm making for you. Is it? Yeah. Is this it? This just makes me feel so many things. Why are we doing a John Mayer episode right now? I just love him. Back to you

It always comes around Back to you I try to forget you I try to stay away But it's too late. Oh, my heart. Can we be honest about it, though? He does sing weird.

He looks like he's licking the microphone sometimes. But it sounds great. I agree. I like John Mayer. So anyways, make me a playlist. I'm going to. I'm not going to right now because I'm going to focus. But yeah, I started it. I put Back to You on playlist. I'm going to. I'm not going to right now because I'm going to focus, but yeah.

I started it. I put back to you on there. I'm going to do something really mean right now, but I'm going to do it. Okay. Who lasts longer, Pete and Ariana or Justin and Hailey? Oh, no. My gut says to say Pete and Ariana. Yeah?

Justin and Hailey are so, I want it to be real. I want it to be the real deal. I do. I love them both. I think they're precious. I think they're great together. But I just, you know, Haley recently did the whole publicity stunt with Shawn Mendes at the Met Ball. Yeah.

And then Justin was like not, he was just with Selena not that long ago. Like 15 minutes ago. Flip-flopped quite a bit. So that's why, and then like those are two reasons why I'm hesitant about like, is this another publicity stunt? Or are they just best friends and they're just trying to like cause a big thing? Like, I don't know. So weird to me that like, I hope to God it's not a publicity stunt. Me too.

Is nothing sacred? I know. That's the thing. I'm so confused. Like Kim and Kanye, there's a little part of me that's like, I don't know what this is. Yeah. Is this like all for the show and the music? It could be.

And maybe it's just like where like happiness intersects with success? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know either. But I like them both so I would like to see it work. I wonder what it is about Pete that Ariana's so into. Maybe she likes the funny guys. It's so hard to believe. Wells?

I bet your girlfriend gets it. Likes the dorky funny guy. No. Sarah Hyland is really attracted to really handsome men. Oh, is that so? Everyone knows that about her, duh. Got it, got it. I'm not saying that in a jerky way. I'm like, I wonder what it is.

Like, is it the humor thing? I heard he's got a big old wang. Probably both of those things. Is it that? Probably both, you know? Never met the guy, so I can't say. I have. Oh.

I interviewed him years ago. Funny? Not really. Oh, well. How did he get on SNL? I don't know, but he was like super hungover. Okay. And I know he went to rehab.

He's got some substance abuse issues. That whole thing, a little bit to me, screams addict. Because addicts tend to do that. They tend to replace one addiction with another. That's why a lot of addicts smoke cigarettes like crazy, you know, or drink coffee or whatever it is. They replace stuff. Are you calling me an addict? No.

I drink a lot of coffee. You do. I did give it up once for a whole month, though. What happened to you? Did you not crap for an entire month? No, I did. I was taking a supplement to, like, replace the caffeine, but it was natural caffeine, so I was fine.

I just missed coffee. It's off track. I hope that, like, they are truly, like, the happiest little lovebirds ever, but, like, there's a part of me that wonders, like, huh, I wonder if it's a little bit of that, like, addict mentality of, like, I'm replacing the drugs with this really talented girl and I'm tattooing a bunny rabbit behind my ear. It could be. Because that seems like a thing. Could be.

I don't know. Valid point. I want to read some of these weird questions. Yeah, let's do it. Because there's so many, I feel like. I feel like I've just been blown up since. Oh God, someone asked if Liz has found love. I know, I saw that.

Ha! I saw that. Has she? From last time I talked to her, she is single. Oh, well. And I think she wants to be. Oh, gosh.

Which ASAP did Brandy hook up with? I'm not answering that, okay? Which ASAP? Yeah. What is ASAP? Oh, maybe I said that on somebody else's podcast. What is it?

As soon as possible? No, the... That's cute. No, like, you know, like ASAP Mob, ASAP Rocky, all the ASAPs. I have no idea what you're talking about. I may have hooked up with one once, and I might have said it. Oh, I said it on Off the Vine, apparently.

Well, it's going to remain a mystery. Was it a two-pump-chump situation? Pretty close. Yeah. Because I'm just that good. Okay, moving on. I'm just getting some ridiculous questions here. If you won a million dollars in the lottery and could pay any band or artist to play at a private party for you, who would you want to perform?

John Mayer. I'm serious. Hands down. Who would I want? I don't want to go outside the box. Oh, you're calling John Mayer inside the box, huh? No, I wouldn't get a musician. I'd get like a magician or something weird, you know?

Oh, would you? David Blaine. David Blaine, that would be tight, actually.'t get a musician. I'd get like a magician or something weird, you know? Like David Blaine. That would be tight, actually. You get Eminem, he's going up and playing like three songs and then he's done. You know? He's not into it. Yep. Kanye could just never show up. Yeah, exactly. If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called? That's from Amy Gibson.

Nutspread. That's what I was gonna say, actually! Ugh. Gross. Favorite and least favorite cond's what I was going to say, actually. Ugh. Gross. Favorite and least favorite condiment. I'm not big on condiments, to be honest with you. My favorite's probably barbecue sauce. My least favorite, maybe honey mustard.

Ew. Southerners love some honey mustard. Freaking hate it. I'm not into honey mustard either. I'd say I'm going with mayonnaise. Ew. I do love like aioli, which is technically mayonnaise, right? Didn't we talk about that? Yeah, it's garlic'm going with mayonnaise. I do love like aioli, which is technically mayonnaise, right?

Didn't we talk about that? Yeah, it's garlic mayonnaise. Is cereal soup. Oh, Charlotte. Coming in guns blazing. I wish I was recording that. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Is cereal soup? Mind?

I don't know, Charlotte. Is cereal soup? Yes, it is. I think it is. It is soup. I do. I think it's cold soup. Yeah, it's like gazpacho.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That is a great question. That is my favorite. Let's see if that gets topped. I don't know if it will. I. Wow. Yeah. That is a great question. That is my favorite. Let's see if that gets topped. I don't know if it will. I don't know either.

If Brandy had to pick someone from the Bachelor franchise to date, who would it be? Wills. Someone answered and said she's going to say Wills. Yeah. Wills follows me on Twitter. Does he? Yeah, I just noticed the other day. I don't even think he follows me.

I gave him a follow back because, you know. Let me get his number for you. No, he can get it on his own. Oh, coming in hot. What's the weirdest thing that you love about Sarah Hyland? I saw that. She's super into like crystals and rocks. Oh, yeah.

But I'm very skeptical of all that kind of stuff. And Sarah's like, and she like recharges her crystals. And I'm like, all right. How does she do that? You got to put them in the sun. Ah, that's tight. And so I've always

just been like, whatever makes you happy and if like you believe it, whatever. Yeah. Who cares? By the way, one of my favorite things,

science. Follow science on Instagram. Oh, good Insta follow. A team led by a physicist, Dr. Johannes Guth at IBM Research in Switzerland

have found evidence of an axial gravitational anomaly in a laboratory crystal. This exotic effect in particle physics was initially thought to only occur in immense gravitational fields, a black hole, or in conditions like those after the Big Bang. So there's some weird shit in crystals, is basically what I'm coming at you with. So? Well, you know, the whole, it had to originate from somewhere. There's always a little truth and stuff like that. Yeah. So I don't know.

Scientists say that there's some axial gravitational anomalies that are happy in crystals. Let's do it. I'm into it. Let's get some crystals. Okay. I've got a couple. I've got a couple. You do?

I do. Would either of you ever consider being my friend in real life? Depends how cool are you? Yeah. I don't know. What's your stance on tacos? Have you two ever hooked up? No.

Nope. Never happened. What is the weirdest thing that you've seen in someone else's home? Leave my house. That's exactly what I was going to say. I don't think I leave my house. I wouldn't call it weird, but the thing I freaking hate when I go to someone's house and they have all those dumb cliche. Everyone's going to hate on me for this because I guarantee

everybody's got them. The dumb cliche inspirational quotes like hanging all over their house. Like, love lives here. Oh my God. Oh, barf. My mom has that shit all over. I can't stand it. I guarantee you like everyone's got it.

Live life, love. Shut up. All right? Hate it. Hate it. Or like she's got in her kitchen. I hope you dance. What the fuck are you talking about? I hope my dance.

In the kitchen? Yeah, in the kitchen. That's funny. She loves that. I love your mom, but whatever. Dancing in the kitchen reminds me. I did see somebody ask if we could be on any reality show besides The Bachelor, what would it be? Mine would be Dancing with the Stars. Oh, really?

I would suck, but I would like to do it. Survivor. I could never do that. I think I would kill. You'd probably be good. I'd kill Survivor. Yeah. But the thing is that I would probably get voted out because I'm too nice and trusting.

Oh, I forgot people vote people out. I know. If it's just like, don't die, I think I would do great. I've never seen Amazing Race. Oh, Amazing Race would be fun. Do you get voted off? No,

but if you don't make it to the checkpoint in time, then you're out. This is funny. Before I went on the bat, you have one hair that's sticking out. It's really funny.

I know. It's like on my hair color and it always does that. Fine. You make fun of my hair every single episode and there's one time I do it.

I haven't made fun of it in a while Fun fact Before I went on The Bachelor Everyone knows the story That my brother Was the one

That was supposed to go On The Bachelor Oh yeah yeah yeah And then he turned it down His dream is to go On Amazing Race And we made a video Submitting to be

On the Amazing Race together The team That would have been cool Yeah I know a couple people That have done that show And really liked it I should circle back around Yeah that. Yeah, you should.

I would totally do that. You should go do that. I'm not above that. No. Kidding me? Go do it. You do that, I'll do Dancing with the Stars. Alright. Okay, great. Oh, least favorite thing real quick. Going back to the motivational quotes on the walls

and stuff. Oh, yeah. I hate it when people post pictures with motivational captions. It's bad. I can't stand it. I don't need to see that shit. Yeah. All right? I don't need to.

Maybe someone somewhere needs to see it. Maybe, but not this person. I don't need to see that. Do you want to know what it is? It's total pandering. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Now that? It's total pandering. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Now that I know the word pandering, yeah, I do know. It totally is that. Like, look how great of a person I am. I'm thinking about your feelings and trying to inspire you. You know what? No. I didn't do it, all right? Do a funny caption.

Funny captions are always better. I'm not good at captions. Yeah. If I want to be freaking inspired, I'll go to the Dalai Lama's Instagram page. Dalai, what? I don't know if he's got one. He should, though. He should.

Do you want to do rap lyrics? Yeah, but I'm not reading half these lyrics. I'll read them. Have you heard Nicki Minaj's new track, Rich Sex? No. I feel like this is appropriate for this episode, too. Do you want me to play it first? Or no, do you want me to, I'm going to find it, and then I'll read it for you.

Read a little bit of it, and then we'll play a little bit of it. Here are the lyrics to Rich Sex by Nicki Minaj. Great song. Full-blown. Run, Rich. Brinks. Yo. Moolah.

Yo. Yeah. Ayo. I know what these N-words like, and it ain't my charm. I ain't stupid, this $250 on my arm. I like money more than dick, N-word. That's a fact. If you think P-word's everything, well, let's have a chat.

A-A-S, out. P-word, fat. Point me to a rich N-word. Who gon' Rico? Ace me. Pay me in full my money a rich N-word. Who gonna Rico? Ace me. Pay me in full my money, Mitch N-word. Oh my God. I'ma help him fuck the check up.

I'ma run the business. If your girl don't get poppin', put me on your wish list. Hit list. Now he's sending gifts like it's Christmas. A say, baby, every day we ballin'. I say, swish swish, got him callin' nonstop cause he don't wanna

miss this. I said don't panic. Keep the face. N words. Big bitch. If you know your P word's worth of Ben's truck, rich sex. Don't let. If you know your P's worth of Ben's truck, rich sex, don't let. If you know your P's worth of Ben's truck, rich sex, don't let homie fuck unless he

bands up, rich sex. Go to doctor, get that fat transfer, rich sex. If it ain't such a thing as a... It ain't such a thing. It ain't as broken handsome, rich sex. Alright, I think that's thing. It ain't as broke and handsome. Hey.

Rich sex. All right. I think that's enough. It's great. Okay, can we play a little bit of it? Yeah. Is there a clean version? I don't see a clean version,

so let's just roll with it. All right. Well, plug your ears, kids. I'm rich. Breeze. Yo. Yo. Mula.

Yo. Maybe we should start making rap tracks I know what these niggas like And it ain't my charm I ain't stupid, this 250 on my arm I like money more than dick Nigga, that's a fact You think pussy's everything?

Well, let's have a chat Pussy fat, point me to a rich nigga Pugon Rico ace me Paying for my money, bitch I'ma help him fuck the checkup i'm gonna run the business if your girl don't get it pop and put me on your wish list now we sending gifts like if it's christmas he say baby every day we boiling i say swish swish got him crawling non-stop cause he don't want to miss this i said don't panic keep the faith nigga

big bitch if you know your pussy worth a binge Plug in her own song. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

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She, I mean, she's the only female that's doing the rap game successfully. Really? I mean, Cardi kind of came after her, whatever. But Cardi's more pop to me. Yeah. Nicki's like, she's a real deal. I'm here for it. You're here for it?

Yeah. Who else can sing these lyrics and get away with it? Did you hear that that Cash Me Outside girl? Cash Me Outside? She has a record and was up for new artist. No, that can't be true. The Billboard Awards, yes, she was. And that's why we are living.

I was driving down Music Row and the freaking Walmart yodeling kid got signed. Oh, yeah, he got signed, yeah. Shut the fuck up. You've got to be kidding me. He's kind of talented. He kind of is. How've got to be kidding me. He's kind of talented. He kind of is. How many people do you know in this town that are so freaking

talented I can't get a label deal to save their life? Yeah, I mean... That kid spins around, does double guns, and has a guitar that's 17 million times the size of him. You're not wrong. Oh man, I'm just over it. It's just like... This is the world we live in though, Wells. It's the size of him. You're not wrong. Oh, man. I'm just over it. Yeah. It's just like. This is the world we live in, though, Wells. It's not really about the music anymore.

It's about the entertainer. I'm not saying I like it. I'm just saying that's how it is. Okay. This is why the music, and if any labeled people are listening to me, this is why you guys are failing right here. It's so short-sighted. It's an internet sensation.

It's not going to be a thing in a year. You sign a kid probably to a three year deal worth whatever it's worth and no one's going to give two flying fucks this summer. It's already over. I know. But there's so much out there now because the internet is just like on to the next.

Get off my soapbox. I feel bad for my friends. I know it. And that kid annoys me. He's always like spinning around doing the double guns thing. It's like, alright, let's relax. I forget where, I think it was maybe the CMT Awards recently that he was there and everyone was posting pictures with him. Oh, I know. I was like, we get it.

Also the selfie kid from Justin Timberlake. Oh yeah, what's he doing? More selfies. I don't understand why I'm like watching More selfies. I'm watching the why I'm like watching More selfies. I'm watching like the Billboard Awards or something

and he's like they like special guest this kid in. What? How many people have taken a selfie with Justin Timberlake? Millions probably.

Why is this kid in there? I don't know. I'm not sure. I just don't get it. I just don't understand why people this show is a good example. I don't understand

why people like this show. I don't know. I don't know either. I can't let people listen to us, to be honest. I can't either. We're ridiculous. Speaking of our great listeners, one of them made a Facebook page for our podcast. Awesome.

Yeah. I'm going to give her a shout out. Jacqueline. She's so sweet. I had a few people slide into the DM and offer to do this, by the way. Thanks for everybody that offered. But I read Jacqueline's first, and she hooked it up. So it's facebook.com slash YFT podcast and she is going to be awesome and every episode she's gonna like post what we said

our favorite music was and book recommendations and everything for you guys because everyone's been complaining that they you know they hear it and they forget and they want to know what it is and it's too hard to rewind and find what we were talking about so she's gonna post it off love it and it can be a place where you guys can get together. Please don't bash us, you know, because we're people too. But you can talk about the pod and definitely tell us if you think we're funny and cool.

Yeah. Say nice things to us. Yeah, and don't say mean things about other people. I don't want it to turn... I was skeptical of doing it because I hate how on Instagram people start hating on each other and there's always wars going on in my comment thread.

I know. I don't want to do that. Let's keep this a positive, safe, happy place, because that's what the podcast is all about. Love you guys. Unless you're talking trash about the yodeling kid. Oh, my gosh. No trash talking.

I agree. I'll probably cut the yodeling kid thing out, because he didn't do it. Because his town's too small. Who knows? And he didn't do anything wrong. I'll do the same. The thing is, I'm the exact same thing as he is.

You know? Remember Walker McGuire? Yeah. Our little duo buddies? Yeah. Those guys were funny. They ran into my dad in Huntington Beach or something yesterday. BR?

And sang Achy Breaky with him. Stop it. On Instagram Live. Yeah, and they tweeted me, and I was like, I found you guys first! Yeah. But I thought it was pretty cool they ran into my dad and got to do that. How funny is that? That is really funny.

Because we were talking about do that they were talking about wanting to meet your dad they coined the achy breaky generation and started going on that you could just tell they were all so pumped my dad was pumped to do it with them so I thought that was pretty cool I need to meet your dad

he's a character, he's fun, if he's high he's really fun how many oversized sweat shirts do you think Ariana Grande owns? I thought you were going to ask me how many I own because Ariana can't count. I think it's all she owns. Yeah. That and the thigh-high boot is her go-to. Yeah.

And then the half pony. Tight. Very tight. Tight. Yeah. She looks good with it, though. If I had that face, I'd wear a tight pony every day. I agree.

She's cute. But she's got to have a headache a lot. Oh, yeah. I feel like. Totally. Do you want to talk about The Bachelorette at all? Are you bored? We can. Did you watch it? No. But she's got to have a headache a lot. Oh yeah. Totally. Do you want to talk about The Bachelorette at all? Are you bored? We can. Did you watch it? No. You didn't watch it, did you? I didn't. Why don't you just tell me your favorite part of it? Your favorite thing about The Bachelorette

this last week. My favorite thing is that Will's got sent home because now I can have him. You are really into it. I'm about to go to Mexico with Sarah on vacation. Very excited about this. That's fine. I'm going to LA on Sunday. Are you? So we're both traveling. Best travel toothbrush in the

world is Quip. I really do love it. We keep talking about it. It's a great travel toothbrush. But it's a great at home toothbrush. It's a really great at home toothbrush. The thing is that we just travel a lot. I know. So it makes it easy for us to talk about the travel aspect of it.

It does. But my favorite thing about it is, man, and I crapped on it so hard, but this little sticky like wall mount case is awesome. And the reason it works is because the toothbrush is so cute. I don't mind it being on the wall. Because it's got the metal case. Yeah. The handles metal.

It seems cleaner. It does. Right? I agree with you. Like plastic for whatever reason. I'm like, there's. It seems cleaner. It does. Right? I agree with you. Like plastic for whatever reason I'm like there's gotta be so many germs on there. I'm sure germs are on both surfaces. This one is much easier to clean. Yeah. It is. It just rinses right off. It's great. But mine's copper and it's so cute and it sits on my bathroom wall.

Looks great on my subway tile. I'm a huge fan. I guess also because they send you like replaceable heads. Yeah. That it is cleaner. Yeah. Totally. You're replacing half of it all the time.

Yeah. I do love the Quip toothbrush. I really do too. And it's so convenient to get the refills. You don't have to think about it. Yeah. It's just like set on auto. It's so nice.

It's a vibrating toothbrush that's like the size of a normal toothbrush. That's the problem with other like mechanical toothbrushes. They're way too big. Yeah. I agree. The same size of a normal toothbrush. That's the problem with other mechanical toothbrushes. They're way too big. Yeah, I agree. The same size of toothbrush. It looks cool. It cleans your teeth great. And it's cheap.

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When we were doing the last episode, in the middle of it, we were like, this isn't funny, is it? Like, we're rusty. We had a conversation, right? No, yeah, we did. Did you leave it in the episode? No, I okay i didn't think so yeah i cut it out but um but then i was like going back and listening to it and editing and i was like oh this is funny it's a funny episode well yeah you text me and said i listened to a few minutes in and we're funny i liked it yeah yeah this one is a little risque though it is i'm gonna need you to like really listen back and make sure like it should all in. Yeah, because I also don't want to...

I feel like Colton feels like he's getting bullied all over the place. We didn't bully him though, right? I don't... Will you listen back and make sure we didn't? Yeah. Because the whole point of me bringing that up was because I don't like the way he's being treated. Yeah, it's stupid. Who cares if he's a virgin?

I don't care. I just care for his wiener. I want it to be happy. You care about Colton's wiener? Okay, I'm going to cut this. You've got to leave that part in. Got it. Now is the time and wherever you are is the place.

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