Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells returns from Paradise!

Episode Date: July 8, 2018

After over a month hiatus, Wells and Brandi return to YFT for season 2! Wells recounts his time filming Bachelor In Paradise. Brandi and Wells talk about getting turnt at Miley's 4th of July party, and of course all their favorite things right now. We missed you guys so much and we're so happy to be back! Enjoy!

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Ooh. I gotta buy some bells. I just don't even understand what you're upset about. The pitch is off on these. But at the end of the day, you just want a thing to ding. But I want it to be a nice

sound. I want it to sound pleasant. These sound like I feel. These sound hungover. This one's me, and this one's you. Okay, hold on. Do them both separately, and I want to guess which one you like better. Because I don't know if I ever really know, but I think I know. Okay.

Okay, that's one. I think you like two better than one. I do. The first one's like really high-pitched and weird. All right. Whatever. It's so dumb. Do you want to start?

Yeah. It feels weird. I know. Right? I'm so happy, though. I've missed you. I've missed you. All right.

Do you just want to start the show then? Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Things podcast with... Wells and Brandy. I've done a lot of podcasts since you've been gone. Yeah. And I've missed ours so much. Because ours is the best. It's by far the best.

I know, it's funny. I was talking to Sarah last night. She's like, what are you doing tomorrow? And I was like, I could go to work. I got to get dog food. Oh, and episode one of season two of YFT is coming back. And she was like, yes, finally, something to listen to. Yay.

I love that Sarah's our biggest fan. I know. All thanks to you. I know. Just because she wants to hear your voice. No, I think it's more like she's being supportive. That's great. And we being supportive. It's great. And we are hilarious.

We are funny. We're definitely funnier than all the others. Definitely. I don't even listen to you. I gotta be honest with you, I don't even listen to anyone else's podcast. Yeah, I mean. I just don't have time for it. No, I feel you.

It's time consuming. It is. You were on Caitlyn's. I've done Caitlyn's. Yeah. I've done Olivia's. Yeah. I've done Taylor's.

Oh my God. It's insane. Can we just say, let's just say this. The fact that Taylor and Olivia are friends is so weird. Insane. Okay? But, like, it works. No, it's just weird.

But it is crazy. Like. It's because of all their stuff. Yeah. I guess, like, they were sort of friends. No, they weren't. Pre-Derek. I mean, they got along.

Oh, pre-Derek. Pre-Derek. Like, they were, like, cordial enough that they, like, talked. And, like, you know, supposedly, supposedly, Taylor knew Olivia had dated Derek. But then all the Derek stuff went down and they weren't friends. Yeah. And now that more Derek stuff has gone down, now that's just bonded them. We don't have to get into it.

We are not getting into it. It's not my place to get into it. I'm just going to say, that's some weird shit. Yeah. It's crazy. But they live in the same apartment building. I know! Like, Taylor's right downstairs. And they're, I mean, that's some weird shit. Yeah. It's crazy. But they live in the same apartment building. I know. Taylor's right downstairs.

I mean, it's kind of cute, really. Oh, my God. Well, whatever. Leave it to guy issues to bond a couple of girls. I know. Yeah. Speaking of, I'm really heartbroken over Halsey and she's easy right now. I'm shocked.

Okay. Did you read what happened? Well, I saw that she tweeted out. She's been dragging him on social media, which I like. I'm shocked. Okay. Did you read what happened? Well, I saw that she tweeted out. She's been like dragging him on social media, which I like. Yeah. You like that? Yeah. Well, and then I saw that she tweeted out pumpkin eater, which implies cheater, cheater,

pumpkin eater. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just sitting there being like, one, why the fuck would you cheat on Halsey? I know. She's smoking hot. I forget we interviewed her. Yeah, I know. You were just beside yourself. I was. I know. She's smoking hot. I forget we interviewed her. Yeah, I know. And you were just beside yourself.

I was. I was too. Smoking hot. So talented. I know. What else are you looking for? G-Eazy? You dipshit?

I don't know. And they were just really precious together. I know. They look cool. They look like Bonnie and Clyde all the time. I just don't even get it. They do. I'm so sad about it.

And then now he does this and it's just like, you know what? I wonder who he cheated with I just don't even get it. I'm so sad about it. And then now he does this and it's just like, you know what? I wonder who he cheated with. I don't even know. It's gonna come out. It's gonna come out. It's gonna be stupid. It's gonna be like, really? Like some... I know. He's kind of a hoe. I have a cheesy story. Have I ever told you this? No. What is it?

So I saw him play in Nashville. This was at least a year ago. Probably two years ago. One of my best friends is obsessed with him. So we were in row two, right up front or whatever. And during the last song, I was with that girl and then another one of my friends, Rachel, who's a model. She's stunning. And it was three of us.

And I'm totally just singing along, being totally clueless. And then my friend that loves G-Eazy taps on the shoulder. And she's like, do you want to go backstage? And I was like, no. And then Rachel was like, no, no. And points to this guy with a walkie. He's clearly part of the crew. And she was like, no, no.

He's asking if we want to go backstage. And I was like, I guess. I was so confused. And then as we were walking back there, it hit me like, oh, we're being pulled out of the crowd. Gerald's totally been like, oh, those girls. Bring them back here. You know what I mean? And I was like, you've got to be kidding me.

And we get back there. And their security is such douchebags. There's like 10 girls lined up. And they're like, no phones. Put your motherfucking phones away. They're freaking out. And I didn't even have a purse. I didn't have a pocket.

I just had mine in my hand. He was screaming at me. And I was like, listen, bro. My sister a purse. I didn't have a pocket. I just had mine in my hand. He was screaming at me. And I was like, listen, bro. Like my sister's Miley Cyrus. I get it. Like I'm not taking photos back here. And he just kind of looked at me and was like, okay. And then like walks away.

Sends all the other girls back. They're like, you're done. But get out of here. Like you guys are done. And they're like, oh. And then the three of us go back there. And he proceeds to hit on Rachel like so hard. Like it was clear that he like picked her out of the crowd, you know, and said like go get her and her friends. hit on Rachel so hard. It was clear that he picked her out of the crowd

and said, go get her and her friends. If he's doing that in Nashville, he's doing that in every city. Yeah, I get it. If you're famous, you can't cheat. Can't do it. But they do. Like the Tristan Thompson thing. Not only are you famous, you're seven feet tall. Yeah, I know. We've talked about this at the club.

You can't cheat. Don't cheat. If you want to be that guy, I have no problem if you want to be that guy. Yeah. Or that girl. You're having fun. You're young. You're famous. You're talented.

If they want to do that, go do it. But don't do it at the expense of someone else's feelings. Oh, I know. And then also, like, I'm just not Halsey. Right? Not her. I know. And all of her songs, like, she thinks she's bad at love.

I know. And I'm like, you're not, girl. Just, like, stay strong. I know. And then afterwards her songs, like she thinks she's bad at love. I know. And I'm like, you're not, girl. Just like stay strong. I know. And then afterwards, like she did a women's march. I think it was women's march. She was at March for Our Lives too. And she did this like poem.

Did you hear that? Oh, yes. And I was like, oh my God. Yeah. She's really talented. I know. She really is. She's a phenomenal person.

Anyways, so not one of my favorite things right now is Jeezy. But Sarah said it, which I thought she was right. She was like, is it weird to be like, I'm kind of excited for the next record? Because you know she's going to come at it. It's going to be a banger. Yeah. You're right. That's a great point, Sarah.

Love that point. I know. Everyone's breaking up right and left, I feel like. I know. It's bad. It's tough times out there. It's tough times. Meanwhile, like Wells and Sarah over here are like, it's National Kissing Day.

Is that even a day? I saw it today, and I was doing my radio show. You're like, an excuse to post a photo of me kissing my girlfriend. Well, on the bit on the radio, I was like, guys, if you're listening to this, just so you know, it's International Kissing Day, and if you haven't posted a picture of you and your girlfriend kissing, you should do it now. And if you don't, you're going to get into a fight later tonight. So you're welcome.

And then I said that. I was like, by the way, I'm right. By the way, it's funny. And by the way, I need to do that real quick. There's a freaking day for everything. Who makes up these days? Can I get that job, please? Well, you know what today also is?

Yeah. It's National Fried Chicken Day. Oh, my my gosh that's not what i thought it was oh yesterday was like bikini day or something yeah which okay hold on so this is gonna come out a couple days later but national bikini day follows the day after fourth of july which is fucked up so the day that you eat like seven million hot dogs drink a case of natty light you're supposed to get in your bikini yeah come on yeah national bikini day needs to eat like 7 million hot dogs and drink a case of Natty Light. Then you're supposed to get in your bikini. Yeah, come on. National Bikini Day needs to follow like national, I got food poisoning last night from Benny Hanna.

I've been throwing up for the past 14 hours. You could look at it this way. Maybe everyone drank so much on the 4th, they puked everything up and maybe they're feeling really skinny on the 5th. No one is. Everyone's like, I can't believe I did all that to my body. Speaking of the 4th. I know. When did you fade out? When did you

leave? I don't know. Everyone was like, where's Paul? I was like, he does this. He leaves without saying bye to anyone. I definitely do this. I do the same thing because I don't feel bad. Your sister had a 4th of July party? Yeah. Is that her house? Yeah, so she just got that place at the end of the year

last year. This is really probably only the third time she's been able to be here and be in it. Beautiful house, by the way. Yeah. So Miley throws a 4th of July party.

She's got a cool pool. You guys got like a 60-foot slide. 27 foot. Oh, well, let's see. Great exaggeration. In my drunken stupor, it seemed real high.

It seemed twice as high. But we were having a lot of problems with it. They should have given us a refund with the water, and it was not clutch. But it was fun. We had the giant slide. I did not know she was going this big. In the beginning, it was like, hey, I'm going to come into town. Let's have a party.

Let's keep it low-key. But then you just never know with her. And then she gets here, and she's like, no, we were having a rager. And I started texting people like, oh, bring friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, bring whoever you want. So she had like a PA system and like a whole deal. I know.

And then it was- So much food. It was catered by the Impossible Burgers. Which was awesome. Yeah. So I'm not vegan, but obviously- I'm not either. Your sister and Liam are vegan.

Mm-hmm. And so the Impossible Burger, this is not an ad, by the way. No, not an ad. The Impossible Burger is like a vegan burger, basically. Yeah, and even like the cheese was vegan. Really? I was wondering. And it was so good. I know.

I was like, I can't even tell this is not a real burger, to be honest with you. Yeah, it was bomb. Yeah. Well, okay, aside from the burger, I like how we get so sidetracked off this banger party about like this burger. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there

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It got, like it took a turn. I know. You left at the right time. I left. I was like, this isn't going to be good for me if I stay out here. Okay, wait. So what time did you leave? Do you think?

Well, let's see. Let's see. You told me to cut there at one, but really that means get there at 2.30. Yeah. So I probably left at 6. Man, you left pretty early. 6.30-ish. I know.

I had to get out of there. But like around 9, it's harder to take a turn. Did it? Yeah. Everyone was turnt. So turnt. Literally like

three of my best guy friends, like my best buds, like bros, all three were trying to have sex with me. Really? And I was like, please stop. I was like, you guys are going to ruin our friendships.

It was like one after the other. Like I turned one down and the next one tried it and then the next one tried it. And I was like, stop trying it. Was there one that you were like? No, no. Really? Really.

I mean, just to get like a little action though. No, because like I already have my eye on somebody else I'm trying to get a little action from right now. Oh, was he there? And he wasn't there. Was he supposed to be there? No, he couldn't be there. Why?

He's busy. He had to work. He had to work on 4th of July? Yeah. Good. Who is it? I'm not telling you. Sounds like not on the podcast.

But like, have you guys hooked up yet? No. But I've gotten close to it. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm excited about this. There's no way he listened to this podcast, but like guys hooked up yet? No. But I've gotten close to it. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm excited about this. I'm like, there's no way he listened to this podcast, but like, what if he did? But how would he even know that that's, because you said- This town's too damn small.

He would know. Yes. I was very happy to see Miley. Uh-huh. Who- Remembered you? Who remembered me this time. Yay.

But I think she said my name wrong. No. She was also real messed up already by the time you got there. Yeah. No, I was like, it was very much like, hi, Miley. Hi, Wells. And that was our. Hi, Wells.

Hi, Wells. I heard her say that, actually. Did you hang with Liam? Liam was also very turnt. Yeah, a little bit. He was like, because I was wearing a wig. I know. And he was like, oh, I didn't

recognize you. You were the guy that is really good at bowling. And I was like, yeah, motherfucker. That's me. What up? Yeah! That's great. And then I was like, where's Crago? And he was like, why does everyone know my dad so much? I was like, Crago's the best. Crago is great. I wish Crago could have been there. I know. He wasn't there.

My friend Jackie, you know my friend Jackie Lee? He was there. He got really, really drunk and Liam was very, very drunk and later in the evening they were chasing each other around the pool and like In a weird way?

Like I thought Liam was going to like punch him like beat like I felt like Liam like wanted to beat him up kind of but like they were laughing and I was like

I can't tell if you guys are just playing around and like goofing off and like just kidding we're going to wrestle each other, but it's all fun and games. Or if Jackie did or said something to piss Liam off and that Liam

was, I couldn't tell. So I just kept watching them run to the pool and I was like, is Jackie about to get his face punched in right now? I can't tell. It was scary. Oh, man. Can you imagine getting into a fight with Gail? I was nervous for Jackie. I was like, what's going on here?

I kept being like, Miley, is this okay? She was like, oh, it's fine. I was like, are you sure though? I was like, I don't know. But it was fine. No one got punched. She also flew in Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips. Yeah, he was there.

His girlfriend is Miley's best friend, Katie. Oh, really? Yeah, their bestie. So they came in and then her other best friend, Jesse Light, was there and brought four or five friends from L.A. that had never even been to Nashville. Oh, really? So everyone was just really turned up and partying hard.

I know. I went over to Wayne. People don't know. Let's, real quick, if people don't know who this is. I think it's funny that- Well, ask Caitlin Bristow, because Caitlin asked who it was, and I was like, oh, from Flaming Lips. And she goes because Caitlin asked who it was, and I was like, oh, from the Flaming Lips. And she goes, yeah, never heard of them.

I was like, oh my God. Which is just amazing to me. I know. So I've now met him three or four times. Yeah. Because every party that your sister has, she brings Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips,

which is so much of something that I would be into. Yeah. I mean, it's such a good song, too. Great song. And so I was like something that like i would be into yeah uh i mean it's such a good song too and so i was like wayne coin wells adams we've met before but you probably don't remember me he's like no i don't and he's like uh no i don't no he's like no and i was like a huge fan love i'd love your band and he was like oh thanks man um and then he's like so why are you here like what are you doing here that sounds like something he would say yeah and he was like, oh, thanks, man. And then he's like, so why are you here? Like, what are you doing here? That sounds like something he would say. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, I'm friends with Brandy. He was like, what's your affiliation? And I was like, I'm really good friends with Brandy. Her and I have known each other for a while. We do this podcast together. And then he was like, podcast? Tell me all about your podcast. Oh, we should have had him on today.

I know. So it was like, he was like all these questions because the Flaming Lips have a podcast. And he's like trying to figure out like how to do it. I didn't know that. Yeah. Anyways, if you don't know the Flaming Lips, sorry, this is the Flaming Lips. This is like one of their best songs. Yeah.

This and like, um. I'm going to start our playlist right now. I know. It's so good. So anyways, it's just to me, I love the fact that your sister's genuine Indian guru is Wayne Coyne of the Flippy Clip. Oh yeah, 100%. It's so weird.

Fun party, thanks for inviting me. I didn't do the thing that I did last time at your sister's party where I just dipped out after 20 minutes. I stayed for a while. You did stay for a good bit. And like I said, it just got to a point where no one remembers anything past 7 o'clock. Did Caitlin, did she stay for a while? Oh, she was one of the last ones there. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. She was there with Sean, Sean's sister, and her friend from New York. And so there were too many of them for me to drive home. Because I stopped drinking at like 8 because I knew I wanted to drive home later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So by midnight I was fine driving. And so I was going to take all of them, but they wouldn't all fit in my car because I had a couple other people. But I did drive them down to the end of the driveway to get an uber so they

didn't have to walk yeah and Caitlin like we could not get her in the car like she was not ready for the party to be over it was insane uh but we finally got her in the car but yeah we were the last ones there I had to make sure like all my people like got out and like no one drove drunk you know so I stayed till the end yeah yeah man It was so funny. And then I found out yesterday, like evening, that Caitlyn's phone, she got water in it. Got wet, yeah. And I was watching her story.

She was on the slide with her phone. Yeah, I know. That's a water slide. I know. And I remember watching this thinking like, how does this happen?

This is not a good idea. And then later on, she was like, yeah, it was not a good idea. Man. Phone down. So was Sean turnt up too? Not really. I think he had a little bit to drink, which he normally doesn't drink at all, man. Phone down. So did Sean, was Sean turnt up too? Not really.

I think he had a little bit to drink, which he normally doesn't drink at all, but he was fine. I know. It was so funny because the theme was basically like America. America. Like just redneck. Yeah, redneck, yeah. Fourth of July. And Sean came in like a gymnast USA outfit.

Yeah, he did look like a gymnast from the US team. Yeah, exactly. Olympic team. Yeah, I was like, when's your floor routine? Like, what's happening here? For somebody, he's so skinny. Yeah. He's like so small, like tiny, but like ripped.

Yeah. I've never seen someone so small be so like ripped. He's got like no body fat. Zero. That's the thing. It's like so small, like tiny, but like ripped. Yeah. I've never seen someone so small be so like ripped. He's got like no body fat. Zero. That's the thing. It's insane. I think he's vegetarian. Really?

Or vegan. Can you imagine if they ever have kids, those kids are going to be- They're going to be the tiniest people. Little people. Like so small. And I feel like Caitlin and I, we got over some things. Oh, were there things to get over? Not really, but I was like, because you guys went bowling the night before, and I was like,

I was like, fuck you. Why wasn't I invited? And she was like, let's be fair. You don't really make an effort to be my friend in town. And I was like, you're right. I really don't. I never. Do you make an effort to be anyone's friend, though, really?

Not really. You're a floater. You just kind of float along. You don't really leave East Nashville often. I am a leaf in the wind. Yeah. No, to be fair, Caitlin and I, so I didn't even know this was going to happen. Caitlin and I were at the Opry because one of our friends was playing.

And so I was already with her. That's why she came. And we all rode together. And so Miley texted me while I'm there and was like, hey, Liam just got in town and we just decided to go to Pinewood. Like, please come. And so I thought it was her and Liam and like maybe Jessie. And then we got there and it was everyone. Oh, well, so thank you for inviting me.

I'm sorry. It's fine. It's whatever. I think we're going to hit Santa's Pub tonight. Really? I think so. I told myself I wasn't going to go out. I'm going to go on the boat tomorrow.

Yeah, but like maybe Santa's. I mean, I never turned down Santa's Pub. I know. It's pub tonight. Really? I think so. I told myself I wasn't going to go out because I'm going to go on the boat tomorrow, but I never turned down Santa's pub. I know, it's pretty epic. Because I think I'm the greatest karaoke singer and then every morning I wake up to the video

and I'm like, oh my God, terrible. But I've got so much gusto and that's all that really matters. Is it gusto or gusto? I don't know. It's something.

It's gusto maybe. Wait, your sister's going to go to Santa's? She loves matters. Is it gusto or gusto? I don't know. It's something. It's gusto, maybe. Wait, your sister's going to go to Santa's? She loves it. She's the one that wants to go. Does she have to wear a fucking disguise? Well, I think that's one of the reasons she likes it is everyone leaves her alone. That's true. It's pretty wild.

Okay, if you guys seriously. Yeah, I mean, that's the plan. That's what I've been told. I'm down. I'll let you know, but I think it'll be fun. Does she like cigarette smoke? Does it bother her? I don't think it bothers her. And it'll be fun. Does she like cigarette smoke? Does it bother her? I don't think it bothers her.

And it's gotten better. It's gotten better. Here's the thing about Santa's. It bats a thousand every single time you go. Yeah. I've never, because I always have people coming into town and they're like, what do we do? You go to Santa's. By the way, if people don't live in Nashville, they might not know.

Santa's is a karaoke joint run by a guy who looks like Santa Claus. He is Santa. His name is Santa. Yeah. And all the decorations are Christmas decorations all year long. Year round. It's in a double wide trailer. I think it's triple wide.

Triple wide trailer. Triple wide one. They only serve beer. Yeah. Oh, and Smirnoff Ice. Oh, and Smirnoff Ice. That's my go-to, yeah. Only take cash.

Yeah. And it is a smoking establishment. It is. And it is... How is it still... I don't know. How? And it is, for whatever reason, it is so fun. It's the best. It is the best. So, yeah. One of my favorite things in Nashville is to go to

Santa's Pub and sing freaking Tom Petty at the top of my lungs. Is that your go-to? I don't know. I kind of go back and forth, but I've been doing a lot of American Girl, you know? So... Crowd pleaser. Yeah, but I've been doing a lot of American Girl. Uh-huh. You know? Uh-huh. So. Crowd pleaser.

Yeah, anyways. That might be the vibe tonight. Yeah, we'll see. Anyway, so we've been gone for- So long. And I feel like you can't talk about anything because you were just in freaking Mexico on Paradise. I can't.

I know. I mean, I can tell you some things. Okay. One, I was surprised that Mike Fleiss leaked that Yuki was going to be bartending with yeah i kind of was too that was supposed to be the big surprise and i remember that day because that day we are um we're like judging something and so alon like got all of us together it's like me yuki jorge and chris harrison we were all like a part of this one

episode and it was like taking the picture and be like, this is the Mount Rushmore of Bachelor. Yeah. And then I saw him text it to somebody. And then I was like, look at my phone an hour later. And I was like, oh, my God, they released that. Yeah. Everyone already knew that I was going to be there. Yeah.

Do you think maybe like I got to say, like this Bachelor season has been a bit boring. Yeah. That's the thing. I haven't been watching it. Not only do I think that I've heard that from a lot of people. Yeah. So I wonder if they were just trying to create some excitement around Paradise just because people are kind of about The Bachelorette.

I think a part of it is that they're tired of the reality Steve shit. Oh, yeah, that too. Like some other guy gets to release, if it's going to get out there, then might as well be them, you know? I think that's how they look at it. Yeah. So yeah, they released that. And then like a couple days that was like the first promotional picture for Paradise. Yeah. And then we

wrapped and then they released like all the people. They did. And I was like, wow. Yeah. But yeah, there's some weird cast characters. There's some wackadoos. The relationships that happened are like so perfect paradise relationships. Really?

Where they're just like, these are the nuttiest people in the world. I can't believe that they're together. But it works. But it makes total sense because it's paradise. Yeah. You love Jordan. I love Jordan. Caitlin and I talked to him yesterday.

Really? Or the day before. Whatever, the podcast thing. Yeah, he's freaking hilarious. I mean, he's crazy. I'm tuning in to Paradise for Jordan, no offense. Smart move.

He is bonkers. He's insane. He needs his own TV show. He does need his own. But it's one of those things where it's a little bit real and then it's a little bit like I know I'm on TV.

Of course. But here's the thing. I think that America thinks that everyone hates him and it's not the case at all. No. Everyone loves him. Everyone loves him.

Cast, crew, everyone's just like, this guy's just bonkers. Well, he told us. He was like, I don't understand how I'm getting pegged as the villain. He was like, I'm not a villain, and everybody loves me, and we're cracking up. We're like, you're right. We all love you. To be honest with you, people don't pick on him because they know that something will happen.

Well, yeah. They'll get a rise out of him. Yeah, of course. When it was happening, I was like, this is a really boring season. Yeah. Well, that's what you said in the beginning when you texted me. And then at the end is when they made me do what's called pickups, which is basically I'm doing interviews or I'm talking about something that happened in the past.

And I was going through the entire season. At the end of it, we're doing the narration. And I was going through the entire season at the end of it doing the narration and I was like, holy shit. So much happened. It's so funny. There's one moment in the show that is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Great.

Where I was just like, oh my god. This is amazing. Yeah. So anyways, it'll be great. Were you there when Ashley and Derek got engaged? Yeah, but Paradise was amazing. Yeah, I think it's my last run there. I was So anyways, it'll be great. Were you there when Ashley and Derek got engaged? Yeah. But Paradise was amazing. Yeah. I think it's my last run there. I was going to say, yeah.

I don't know. Went out with a bang. It's a month of my life. I know. If you think about that as one twelfth of your year is taken up doing this show, it's not like I'm making a million dollars off of this thing. It's really not any money at all. Yeah. It is fun to do.

Yeah. But I think it might be my last one. I think I got kind of invited back there at the end, but who knows? They didn't do a really great job of like really having me train someone new to come in. Right. Here's the real thing. So I found out like the producers were like, yeah, you know that everyone's trying to get you fired, right? And I'm like, yeah, okay, I get it.

Like everyone is trying to get the bartending job. And I won't name names, but like you can figure it out if you thought about it. Name a name. Who do you think would love to never leave the bachelor world? A lot of people. Yeah. They're like, by the way, like everyone's coming after your job. But Lon's like, but here's the way, everyone's coming after your job.

And Lon's like, but here's the thing. No one really understands the job. Everyone thinks that someone else is making the drinks and cutting the limes. But to be honest with you, I'm legit bartending. Like, stalking the bar. Doing all the things that you had to do when you bartend. And I don't think anyone would do it. So at this point, they're so far down the rabbit hole in terms of having me be the bartender,

it's going to be really hard for someone to come in and do it. One, because I now know where everything is. What does Jorge do now? Jorge does Jorge's Torres. Oh, that's right. So he's in the show a lot. He is. He was supposed to be in the show a lot last year, but with everything, it didn't happen.

Tories, Tories. So he's doing a lot of dates. That's funny. Yeah. That's hilarious. But I love it. It's great. I know. Anyways, good stuff.

I can't really say much about it. That was pretty good. What do you got coming up? I have a gig next week here, actually. Really? And then I'm going to LA on the 15th. It's just like conveniently also SB week, and there's lots of after parties that I'm trying to hit up.

Oh, God. You love an NBA player. I love those SBs. That's awesome. Are you going to go? Speaking of, LeBron going to the Lakers. That's what happened. That's what you missed.

I called that. You don't care about basketball, though. I do care about basketball. It's shaking up the whole NBA. And then Boogie Cousins had to one-up him, and now I'm going to the Warriors. I'm like, well, shit. I love that they got Boogie Cousins for like— I'm so mad.

For like $5 million. For literally nothing. For nothing. Like, Boogie's literally taking a pay cut so he can get a ring. That's what he's doing. Well, he also has a torn Achilles, so people are not really sure about if he'll come back. Do you think people care about us

talking about... No, we should move on. Because like 99.8% of our listeners are female, so... I got a favorite thing Instagram follow. A favorite Instagram follow? Have you seen Kids Getting Hurt? Oh, have I? My sister's the one who turned me on to that one. Really Have you seen Kids Getting Hurt? Oh, have I?

My sister's the one that turned me on to that one. Really? Yeah. Kids Getting Hurt is one of my favorite freaking Instagram accounts in the world. It's a great one. It is so good. Are you filming this? Yeah, I'm filming this. I needed some content. Yeah, okay, that's good. No, it's a great account. Alright, guys, a lot has changed over the last years, and if you're growing

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Oat milk in my lattes. Oat milk? Mm-hmm. I'm so in love with coconut milk, like coconut everything. Yeah. And that's been my thing. And I just started trying oat milk, and I gotta say, I like it better. Into it?

I'm very into it. It's sweet on its own, so you don't have to add any other sweetener. It's bomb. See, that's in a Starbucks situation. This is not Starbucks. Oh, its own, so you don't have to add any other sweeteners. See, that's in a Starbucks situation. This is not Starbucks. Oh, it's not? I don't drink Starbucks in Nashville. You don't?

There's so much good coffee. Starbucks is like shit coffee. I don't know. Coffee tastes like coffee. You hate coffee, don't you? It's just all coffee is is something that makes you wake up and take a dump. Yeah. That's all it is. I needed to wake up for this podcast, so here we are.

All right. But coffee for me, I have no other vices. I don't hardly ever drink. Fourth was a different story. But I don't really drink. I don't smoke anything. Coffee is like my thing. It's like my addiction.

Yeah, that's cool. I just love it. It's like a comfort thing. It just makes me feel better. I don't know. I can't explain it. I'm not dogging on you for it. I'm just saying.

Oat milk. Oat milk. I didn't even know Can't explain it. I'm not dogging on you for it. I'm just saying. Oat milk. Oat milk. I didn't even know oats had nipples. Wow. I'm going to give you a ding because you've been gone. And I'm sure you need someone to laugh at your dad joke. Oh, come on. That's funny.

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me? I saw a movie on the plane that I really, really liked. What movie? It's called Brigsby Bear. What's that? Okay, so it's the Lonely Island guys. Love Andy Samberg.

Okay, so Andy Samberg's in it, but like for a second. It's another guy that's like also on SNL, but like he's not like a huge guy from it. It starts off in like a post-apocalyptic world where this family is living in like a bunker. Okay? Sounds great. They can't go outside because the air is bad. Oh, Kyle Mooney. Yeah, Kyle Mooney.

Claire Danes? Greg Kinnear? Kinnear. Kinnear. I think it's Greg Kinnear. No, it's Kinnear. Oh. Riley did a movie with him.

Oh, and then also Luke Skywalker. Who's that? Luke Skywalker. I don't know who that is. I mean, I know the character. Mark Ham him. Oh, and then also Luke Skywalker. Who's that? Luke Skywalker. I don't know who that is. I mean, I know the character. Mark Hamill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The cast is stacked. It is stacked. Kyle Mooney is the other guy from SNL. Yeah, yeah. So Kyle Mooney is the main guy. Okay? And Luke Skywalker is his dad. They're in this bunker and they can't leave.

And it's just like really weird. Like it's like this, you're like this world is weird and every day through like the air shoot a new VHS comes in and it's an episode

it's a show called Brigsby Bear and he watches it's like a 70s shitty educational TV show

and the main character is Brigsby and he's like an intergalactic bear that like fights the universe and it's like an intergalactic bear that fights the universe and it's just weird, okay? But the kid loves it. He's all about it, right? And then come to find

out that it's not a post-apocalyptic world. The poor kid was kidnapped by Mark Hamill and they've been keeping him down there. Why? I don't know why. And Mark Hamill has been going every single day and making this show

for his kid. And so he gets out in the real world. They introduce him back to his real parents who he was stolen from. That's insane. And everyone's like he's going to therapy and like they're trying to like work it out. And he's just like but what happens this week on Brigsby Bear? And they're like no

that's not a real show. That's not real. And he's like but he's like addicted. He's just like what what happens this week on brigsby bear and they're like no like that's not a real show real and he's like but he's like addicted he's just like what do you mean it's not a real show yeah every week i get a new one what happened what happened to brigsby bear and he starts losing it and so finally greg kinnear or whatever is the cop and he's like he like shows him the brigsby bear stuff that like his the dad, the fake dad was using. Sounds kind of creepy. And so Kyle Mooney finally is like, you can make your own TV show? How do you make your own TV show?

And everyone's like, you're missing the point. Like this isn't a real show. And he's like, well, I can make the new Brigsby bear. Oh my gosh. So then like he starts making a movie to finish the Brigsby bear story. And it's so. Did you cry?

It's. You're like tearing up a little right now. Definitely pulls your heart strings. Really? Yeah but it's also like hilariously funny

in like a very awkward way. Phenomenal movie Brigsby Bear Brigsby Bear Check it out. Great. Highly suggest it. Highly suggest it.

Yeah it's funny. Okay. I haven't seen the movie in forever. I've been begging begging someone to go see Ready Player One with me because I read the book. Thank you for the recommendation. I freaking

loved it. Told you. I read it so fast. Oh yeah. It was insane. No one will go see the movie with me, so now it's on iTunes, so I'm just going to watch it at home. I'm also desperate to see Jurassic World. I heard it got bad reviews. Really? Yeah. Oh no. I know. But like. I want to go see Jurassic World too. What's his name? Chris Pratt?

Hot. I heard he was in the Seattle want to go see Jurassic World too. What's his name? Chris Pratt. Hot. I heard he was in the Seattle airport the same day I was there. Ooh. Heard a rumor. Yeah. He's like off into some like VIP thing. Yeah, I know. He lives in Seattle though.

Does he? Mm-hmm. Who's your number one like actor celebrity crush? Actor celebrity crush. I really love Theo James. He might be my number one actor crush. Theo James? He was in Divergent. You know who I'm talking about? He's hot. Yes, I know who you're talking about. So hot.

Alright, I'll give it to you. Yeah. It used to be Orlando Bloom, but he's... Oh, yeah. People say that I look like Orlando Bloom. You do not look like Orlando Bloom at all. I'm just saying what people say. But like, Orlando Bloom's let himself go. He's like not cute anymore. Yeah. You know? So we've moved on to Theo James. All right.

He's hot. Theo. Yeah, good old Theo. I think he's got like a really hot girlfriend though, so. I mean, what are you going to do? Yeah, yeah. He's also British and like, I really don't like accents. No?

Like I like, I just like American dudes. Wow. Yeah. I like accents. The accent's like I'm not here for it. No? No, not at all. Huh. Hmm. Hmm. That's surprising. Is Wow. Yeah. I like accents. The accent's like I'm not here for it. No? No, not at all. That's surprising.

Is it? Women love- I know, and they do. I know, but I don't. It's like a turn off. There's something about the British accent that sounds very feminine to me. I just don't, I can't get down with it. And then the Australian accent to me is just annoying.

And I don't know if that's Liam's fault or what, but it just annoys me. Is it just because Liam's annoying? No. He's just always talking about the air con and the Seth and I'm like The air con? They call it an air con. The air conditioning? Yeah. Which I actually kind of love like short-handling it

but the air con. Well we short-hand it by saying AC. Yeah AC you're right. The AC. The air con. So he's like it's so hot here turn on the air con. Turn up the air con. Yeah. It's insane. It's insane.

Crazy, crazy. Do you think your sister's into it? What? Is she this- The accent? Yeah, is she like, that's sexy to her? Mm-hmm. She loves it.

I get it. Do you? I do. Does Sarah have an accent I don't know about? No, but she's an actress. She can fucking do anything. She can do it all? Yeah.

Can she really? Yeah. Any accent? She's great at it. I don't know any accent, but definitely she dated a British guy before me. So she can do that pretty well? So I think she's got British down. That's so funny.

I don't know. I started learning Spanish. Good for you. I need to do that, man. I'm on Duolingo. Yeah? Yeah. I'm like, you know, I just started this. I'm like not pro by any means yet, that, man. I'm on Duolingo. Yeah? Yeah. I'm like, you know, I just started this.

I'm like not pro by any means yet, but I'm doing pretty good on Duolingo. Speaking of, I'm going back to Mexico. Why? I don't know. Like, okay, I do know why. I was like, uh. Okay, so Sarah finishes this movie while she was supposed to finish the movie. Oh, yeah, you're going on vacation? Yeah.

I saw her post about it. Yeah. So she was like, when I get done with this movie, of like the 30 days, she's like on set 29 of them, because she's like the main person or whatever. She's like, when I get done with this, I want to go on vacation, like for like a week. And I was like, cool. I was like, well I'm going to have also been working for

a very long time, but even though like I was working. You were on vacation. But I was on vacation working. Yeah. But it is long hours. Like I will say, like, people think it's all fun and games, but it's like- Well, yeah, when it's non-union, it's off. Yeah, 10 hours on set, and it's just like, it's hot. It's a long time. At least you have AC.

Air con. The air con. Everybody, I honestly could not be on Paradise and sleep somewhere with no AC. I could not do it. Let's just say what everyone's thinking. You totally want to go on the show. But I would never go with no AC. I could not do it. Let's just say what everyone's thinking. You totally want to go on the show. But I would never go with no AC. Ever. I would go on The Bachelor if Wills was The Bachelor.

So you like Wills, huh? He's so cute. And so precious. Would it be weird, though, if you were having sex and you were yelling out his name? Well, I accidentally called him Wills the other day to somebody else. I was like, it's too simple. Wills, Wills. It's weird. You want to know something about that?

Sure. Not his real name. I figured. His real name's like William and he wanted to cool it up. I figured. Which, that offends me as a guy actually named Welles. You don't get to go out. But I've never heard of a Wills.

That's a smart move. I know. But it cracks me up. He has the best style of anyone I've ever seen on that show. But it kills me how he has his name on his clothes. Have you seen that? No. On his jacket, it'll be like, Wills. It's a little weird. So if he was The Bachelor, you'd go on it?

I would definitely consider it if he was The Bachelor. And I don't know that I would consider it for anyone else that I know in that franchise. I don't even know who's going to be The Bachelor. I don't think anybody does. Well, I think they've got it narrowed down. They definitely don't know. You don't want to who's going to be a Bachelor. I don't think anybody does. Well, I think they've got it narrowed down. They definitely don't know. You don't want to be that. What? The Bachelor?

You don't. No. Not great success rate on that show. It works out for the girls, but not the dudes. Yeah. The show that's successful is Paradise. I know. It's true. The two big shows are really just a feeder for this successful show, which is Paradise.

It's so true. Yeah. I know it. Oh, Harry Potter rundown. If you want to do a quick Harry Potter rundown, I can do it. What do you mean Harry Potter? I read the third one. I've never read Harry Potter in my life.

Well, I'm reading them. Okay. A couple things. Finish the third one. I can tell you've got some thoughts, so let's hear it. I've got some thoughts, man. And it's just like, okay. Number one, Snape is such a piece of shit.

Okay? I'm so tired of Snape being a punk to Harry. Because, like, number one, let's be real. Snape, you wouldn't have a job this year at Hogwarts if it wasn't for Harry last year. Okay? Come on, Snape. Come on. It's BS.

I don't know who Snape is. Severus Snape. Alan Rickman anyways snape just like doesn't give him a break and it's total bullshit like let's just be realistic about this whole thing you would probably be dead or under the control of lord voldemort if it wasn't for harry okay it sounds so nerdy so let's just cut the kid. He's 13 years old. Cut him some fucking slack, Snape. Wow, you are on one.

It's ridiculous. Like, I'm so over him, all right? Okay. So over him. Well, I don't know him, so I guess I hate him too. And everyone's like, well, he's going to change. I think he's a complex character and everything changed. Yada, yada, yada.

Whatever. I'm on to you, Snape. Lazy ass motherfucker. You are insane. You need to get out more. You need some friends. Okay, well, have you listened to the new Drake album at all? No, everyone's hating on Drake.

Everyone's hating on it, I know. Let me get on my pedestal for a second. Yeah, jump up. I think you were gone, but there was some beef between Drake and for a second. Jump up. Thank you for gone, but there was some beef between Drake and Pusha T. Do you know about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the diss tracks and everything? Yeah. So apparently Pusha T comes out and blows Drake's cover about his kid, right? It's like, okay, but then all of a sudden, it hasn't been that long since that happened,

a few weeks, and Drake puts out a whole record and he makes multiple references in these songs about his kid. Yeah. So that makes me think he planted the whole thing about his kid because how in a few weeks time did he like let's let's rap about the kid and put it out in three weeks no he's been rapping about the kid for months what about what about drake doing blackface but you did you read about that yeah

i mean yes i i think that was shitty and of Pusha to use that as the album art. I mean, that's a whole other thing. But can we talk about, like, Drake clearly knew this was going to come out about his kid or planted it. Otherwise, how would he have known all these months he's been writing to rap about the kid? Like, it's too convenient. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you listen to the new Kanye record? I like the new Kanye record. It's very honest. A couple other people are hating on it, too. But Yikes is my favorite track. I like the new Kanye record. It's very honest. A couple other people are hating on it too, but Yikes is my favorite track. I like it a lot. I at least appreciate him being honest. Yeah, me too. I don't know.

The reason why- You got some crushed ice over there? Yeah. Crushed ice. Great. Great thing. Love. Love.

Man. God. Growing up, we had an ice machine. Miley put one in her new house. Oh my God. And it's like had an ice machine. Miley put one in her new house. Oh, my God. And it's like the Sonic ice. Oh, really? Yeah.

The one we had growing up was the cubed one. Yeah. But it was, oh, my God. Mom. And like my mom still has that ice machine like in the garage, not hooked up. Oh. And like one day. You should go get it.

I know. It's like so old and ghetto, but like I don't give a. No. No. It was so the best ice. Have you seen Olivia and I causing all this chaos on Instagram over John Mayer? So I decided that John Mayer and Olivia would be a great couple. So I slid into his DM from her account and called him a grade A zaddy, because that's

just those are the words that came out of her mouth. And he's so weird. I actually think maybe that would get his attention, but he hadn't read it. And so then I commented on one of his posts and said, like, zaddy at Olivia Creedy, and then this other account, like, comments by celebs or something, like, reposted it, tagged everybody. It's like I'm determined to get John Mayer to notice us by calling him a zaddy.

Do you really want to be one of John Mayer's, like, notches? I don't, but I want Olivia to. Yeah. I just want him to notice me. Okay. And maybe sleep with my friend Olivia, just so I can hear about it. His Rolodex is so pristine. I don't know if Olivia is on that level. Pristine? Taylor Swift is on it. That's a pretty big get. No, it's not. Everybody else has gotten it. How is it a big get?

Did we talk about anything concrete today? No, we really didn't. This was a catch up. Intro to season two episode. Yeah. We're off our game a little bit. It's okay. Also, guys, I really,

I know you guys like ask about it all the time. I really am working on figuring out, I don't know if I'm going to make us a website or what, but where I can put our recommendations, because I know you guys say you hear it and then you don't write it down and then you can't find it again. But I want to create some sort of page somewhere where we have our book recommendations and our music recommendations and playlists and stuff like that.

So it's coming. I'm working on it. We just need someone to make the Facebook page for us. Will some girl offer to try to let her do it? Yeah. I don't care. I don't want to do it. I know you don't want to do it. See, I'm a control freak. I'm like, do I want to let her do it? Yeah. I don't care. I don't want to do it. I know you don't want to do it.

See, I'm a control freak. I'm like, do I want to let someone do it? I'll let her do it. I'll let her do the Facebook page for sure. But I also might create some type of like,

I'm definitely going to make a Spotify playlist and I might create some type of webpage. Yeah. I'm so excited about this guy. Huh? You like this guy.

Oh my God. It's not going to be anything. You can't do that, Brandy. That's what happens though You need to put out I might be moving okay So what You can't live your life that way

I can It's been going great so far First of all you have to put out positive energy into the world Okay I have been I'm just like playing it cool Because we're on podcast I get it but you also put it out because we're on podcast. I get it, but you put it out in the universe

if you want to get it back. I've tried that though, and it only gets me so far. Well, I can tell you this. Yeah, I was texting Kevin Love. It got me that far. And like, yeah, it only gets you so far. So maybe the key is to not talk about it and not jinx it. That's true. But I don't want you to be

like, it's not going to be a thing, whatever, because then you're going to manifest that failure. Then I'll just be like, then it'll just like won't be a disappointment. It'll be like, it'll be like awesome if it does happen. Yeah. That much more awesome because I didn't expect it to happen.

All right. I just want to see you happy. Oh, thanks, Wells. I am happy though. I want to see you happy with someone else thanks, Wells. I am happy, though. I want to see you happy with someone else. But I am much more happy now alone than I ever have been ever dating somebody else. Yeah, that's because you've been dating boys. You're all boys, though.

Even like older dudes are just boys. I know. Sucks. It's tough out here. It is tough out there. It's hard out here for a pimp. Trying to get that money for the rent. The Cadillac gas money spent.

Means a whole bunch of bitches jumping ship. Wow. Kind of into Amazon Prime. Really? Video. You are? Yeah. What do you mean? Instead of Netflix.

Original content or like? Yeah. Outside of Netflix,? Outside, instead of Netflix. Original content or like? Yeah. Outside of Netflix, Amazon Prime has got some, I think it's got better stuff than Netflix. Netflix, I'm like, there's nothing here. Yeah. I mean, I agree with that. I'm finally caught up on Grey's Anatomy. I'm so sad.

I've never seen an episode of that in my entire life. Oh my gosh. I've watched all 14 seasons. Dude. What about The Staircase? Did you watch that? I haven't. Was it good? I heard good things. No, boring. Youcase? Did you watch that? I haven't. Was it good?

I heard good things. No, boring. You know what show I do love? There's one good twist in it, but that's it. You know what show I love that's back is Shooter. Did you ever see that? No. Ryan Phillippe.

I've seen the movie with Mark Wahlberg. One of my favorite movies of all time. I've seen it like 10 times. But Mark Wahlberg produces the TV series. And it's good. I like it. Is it? From USA.

I think USA has great TV. I started watching this show called The Expanse. It's like a sci-fi thing. Sounds cool. Yeah, it's cool. So it's on, I'm telling you, get into Amazon Prime. See, I know you got Amazon Prime. Well, I use Tish's.

Yeah, but when you buy stuff, you've got Amazon Prime, right? Well, I use my credit card, but I'm on my family account. We have a family account. Oh, shit. You can designate. You can do that. You can design but I'm on my family account. We have a family account. Oh, shit. You know, you can designate. You can do that. You can designate different accounts on one account. I didn't know that.

It's nice. Okay, so Amazon Prime streaming services. They got some good stuff. That's where Man in the High Castle is and Handmaid's Tale. I've never seen that. That sounds too dark for me. I know, but everyone loves it. Everyone loves it.

And then there's a show called Expanse. and then there's a bunch of movies and other stuff. Well, yeah, I watch movies on there all the time. You do? That's how I watch movies. Yeah. It's usually cheaper than iTunes. Cheaper than iTunes, yeah. So, yeah, I'm into that.

You know you get a discount at Whole Foods now if you're an Amazon Prime member? Really? Love that. I don't go to Whole Foods. It's like my last stop. First, I'll hit Trader Joe's because it's my fave. And I can get everything I need for like $100. I like Trader Joe's. Oh my god, I freaking love

Trader Joe's. And then I hit Kroger to get a couple of key things that only Kroger has that I need. And then I go to Whole Foods as the last stop to get the things I absolutely cannot get cheaper somewhere else. Like fish and meat and stuff. I would never buy that from somewhere else. That is so much shopping though.

Yeah, but I just, it's all in green Hills. I just like one, two, three, like I know, but you're out in an hour.

Oh, you're having to go to three different grocery stores. I'm willing to do it to save a buck. Okay. I mean, I get it, but why don't you just go to the two things that whole foods is 40 bucks. Like I can't get everything in whole foods,

but I also refuse to get fish or chicken from anywhere, but the whole foods, cause it scares me. I feel you on that. Oh, I also played in the Celebrity Softball game. Were you gone for that? Yes. I hit the ball and I made it all around the bases and ran through home and I did really good.

That's called a home run. No, no, because it wasn't all in one thing. Oh, okay. Like I got to first base and then somebody behind me hit a ball and then I made it all the way to home. Who's calling you right now? My friend Kat. Oh, okay. Why? I was just hoping it was the guy. You thought it was that dude to home. Who's calling you right now? My friend Kat. Okay. Why?

I was just hoping it was the guy. You thought it was that dude? Yeah. He's not going to call me? No? No. Are you guys just like on text right now? Yeah.

Is it like flirty texting? It's fine. Is it good? It's okay. What kind of emojis is he using? I just don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah!

Dudes don't use emojis like girls do. I do. It's not like, I always use way more than a guy ever does. Yeah. It's like the only way I know how to communicate is like emojis. Most of the dudes I've texted in the past year or so, like, I'll use an emoji and they'll still do the old school, like, colon and parenthesis if we're smiling. I'm like, wait, you know there's emojis for that, right?

They, like, don't get it. I'll tell you what I do not like. I do not like bitmoji. I don't either. I'm not into that. Why do I do that? Why do I do that shit? I don't know it. I tell you what I do not like. I do not like bitmoji. I don't either. I'm not into that. Why do I do that shit? I don't know. I hate it. Over it. Yeah. You know what I just discovered the other day? What? I was actually looking through our cute

4th of July pictures that I'm going to post. And I was looking at some of them. So you know like the live photo? Yeah. I feel like this is a new thing. Because I feel like this is something that's upset me for a long time. So like when it's live, you can hold it down and it'll move. But I've never understood the point. Because I'm like this is a new thing because I feel like this is something that's upset me for a long time. So when it's live, you can hold it down and it'll move. But I've never understood the point because I'm like, why can't you pick which frame you want? Now you can.

Now you can? Did you know? No. It's awesome. So now it's a moving photo and you can pick which screen grab you want to be the main one. It's great. I like that. It's a nice new feature.

One of my favorite things I've learned. Can we just real quick talk about this Quip toothbrush? I've been dying to talk about it. You gave me one before you left. We talked about it for a second when you left. Then I've been using it and I'm like, all I want to do is talk about this toothbrush. We have notes. Let's just talk about what we actually like about the toothbrush.

I can't even read your notes because you're a copier. What do you want me to do? Get some freaking ink. So basically, it's a real sleek looking toothbrush. Super sleek. I went with the gunmetal. What did you go with? Mine's like a copper.

Okay. Yeah, it's pretty. It's electric, so it vibrates. They send you new brush heads when you need them. Yeah, like subscription. I was in Mexico for a month and a half. I use it every single day. It still is fully charged. I know mine will never die. I know. It's incredible. Okay. And you know, last time I gave you so much crap about you were like, you can stick it to your mirror. I was like, that's so aesthetically unpleasing. I would never do that.

Okay. I didn't stick it to the mirror, but I did stick it to my backsplash tile. Like I have tile on the back of my sink or whatever, and I did. I stuck it on there, and I love it so much. And this is nerdy too, but it comes with a really cool travel case. It does come with the travel case. Because that's the one thing that's kind of gross about toothbrushes when you travel with them. You just kind of

throw it in the dop kit. It's just like, ugh. Yeah, well, I always throw mine in with my makeup, and then make it on it, so I love the little case. It's great. This is straight up, we just like this toothbrush. We love this toothbrush. I got so excited about it. Equip toothbrush starts at $25. And if you go to getquip.com slash YFT for your favorite thing, you'll get your first

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things I think we've probably done this thing where I'm like I don't know if anyone's going to like this. I know. This one you're going to like. This will be your new favorite toothbrush. Yes. Nailed it. 100%. 100%. Now you want to go? Let's go sing karaoke. Okay let me find out what time I'm going to try to do this. Yes.

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