Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells & Sarah are ENGAGED!

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

This week on YFT, Wells tells the story of his and Sarah's engagement! Brandi reveals the true meaning of the phrase "getting reamed," and Wells and Brandi talk about the most recent episode of the Bachelorette. Enjoy! Thanks to our sponsors! GROVE – Go to www.Grove.co/YFT for a free 3-piece cleaning set from Mrs. Meyer’s, a free 60-day membership, and a surprise gift when you sign up and place an order of $20 or more THIRD LOVE - Get comfy bras that are the perfect fit! Get 15% off your first order by visiting www.ThirdLove.com/yft

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people did i suppose i did but i still you caught me off guard i really thought i would see it coming and i wouldn't sarah put her hand up and get to the screen and i saw a ring it took me a second i was like holy shit wait a second that looks like an engagement ring. You didn't think that us going to Fiji was a good opportunity? You're always going somewhere to some beach or some trip. And I just you haven't done it yet. So I just I don't know. Do you think it's too soon? No, not at all.

I've been waiting. I'm like, what's holding you up? Do you think this is going to put some pressure on Mikael Hirschmann? Mikael Hirschmann? I don't hope not because i'm not really ready for that but he i told him um right away i was like who's he gonna tell so i went ahead and told him and he said to tell you congratulations and he's very happy for you both oh very nice well yeah he's got to fly over the states at some point for uh a wedding i guess well how soon is this

wedding are we talking not soon at all it'll be like well over a year i mean like we haven't like the States at some point for a wedding, I guess. Well, how soon is this wedding? Are we talking? Not soon at all. It'll be like well over a year. I mean, like we haven't like figured out anything, you know, it was just like phase one was just get engaged. That's all. We're only we're still in phase one.

Well, hopefully if you're going to wait over a year, my hope is that Misha Hilsman lives here by the time we get married. Is that like a real possibility that he could come live here? I think so. Really? We've talked about it a little bit like just briefly. I mean, he brings it up.

I don't really bring it up, but I keep telling him like, let's wait until after your visit in August. I mean, he's never even been to the States and I don't want him to get my hopes up unintentionally and then come over here and hate it. Yeah. Completely uprooting his life in South Africa to come live here. I feel bad. Well.

But like I don't also. Yeah. You don't feel bad. Because I want him to come over. Well. Okay. Can we take the attention off of me and put it back on you, please, for one moment? Do you like how I did that? I was so good.

I was like, yeah, let's talk about this thing. I need details. I need as many details as you're willing to provide. Okay. About the proposal. Yeah, obviously, like, the specifics are going to be kept just to us because it's, you know. Fine. specifics are going to be kept just to us because it's you know fine and also like you and i when next time you're in la let's just go to dinner and i'll tell you everything but um perfect i'll

be there on sunday oh there we go perfect obviously it happened in fiji there's like a private island that you could like go have a picnic at like kind of across the way from where we were staying. Wow. If you see my Instagram video, it's a drone of us, like of me actually doing it. I had like the ring hidden in the drone case. That's how I kind of did it. Smart. Yeah.

Anyway, she said yes, which was surprising, I think, to everyone involved. I didn't, you know, real touch and go there. Yeah. So is this why you bought the drone now it all makes sense yep it is isn't it you bought it and you were like practicing for this moment yep all has come full circle now you know honestly exactly why and I remember I was telling my brother that and he was like okay that's cool But you need to have a fucking photographer there. And I was like, knock on the drone. He was like, no, I'm just telling you right now, bad call, bad life decision, get a photographer. So I was like, okay. like hey i listen i need a photographer and they were like okay well it's got to come from the mainland and i was like yeah whatever i don't care and so but i was like but he has to be hiding

you know so this poor guy was hiding in the bushes there not to like because it was a private you know it's just us having a picnic you know yeah it'd have been weird if like some little asian man with the with the camera was like just like hiding there. So like it happened. I was like, when you see me like start flying the drone, it's going to be happening around then. And then then all of a sudden Yoshi scurries out. That's his real name, by the way. That's not a joke for Mario.

That's not what his name is. Yoshi. He fucking scurries out from the bushes and he's like, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And Sarah's like, what is happening? And then all of a sudden we were in like a cool like um like engagement shoot but yeah that's basically it did you catch her off guard you know i don't think so i think she will say that she was i like threw her off at the end i think she thought it was happening and then right before we left i was like dressed pretty frumpy and she was like what you know and and i

was like is this t-shirt okay and she was like you're wearing a t-shirt you know so that like threw off a little bit but listen sarah's a smart girl she knew what was what was happening i think but for sure so yeah the ring is a lorraine schwartz ring in case you were wondering i know so throwing that out there In case you were wondering. Love Lorraine Schwartz. I know. So, throwing that out there.

Look at you. Did Lorraine make her something, like, one of a kind? Yes. It's a beautiful ring. So sweet. Yeah. So, now we're engaged now, which is. I cannot believe.

It's kind of a. But I can. It's kind of a weird thing. You're carrying around this very expensive piece of jewelry. And guys, for the most part, aren't used to having expensive pieces of jewelry around them, you know? So it freaks us out just in general. Also, for me, we were traveling across the ocean. And so, like, that's even more stress of, like, what happens if, like, someone steals my bag or something. There's just so much stress.

Everyone's like, are you so happy? And I was so happy. But I was like, I'm also just, like,'s just so much stress everyone's like are you so happy and i was so happy but i was like i'm also just like so glad i'm not in charge of that very nice ring i don't want to be in charge of this anymore oh lord well i can't wait to see it in person i really will be in town on sunday i'm gonna need to come over and see it anyway Anyway, is that it? Do you have any more questions? No. I'll ask Sarah a million more, I'm sure. Yeah. That was all I needed out of you.

Alright, do you want to start the show? We probably should, huh? Yeah, let's do it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Branday! Buckle in, boys and girls. You're about to get 37 minutes of us talking about how fucking crazy Luke P is. Oh, my Lord.

It's insane. But like we knew we've like it's to the point where we know he's so insane and that it's just like, yeah, yeah, we've seen it all. Like, whatever. But like somehow Hannah just saw the light this week it's just mind-blowing there's a moment when she is listening to his like sexist for the marriage bed thing where you can see the light turn on in her eyes and she's like oh oh but like i was thinking about it a lot and i think that this i might get in trouble for this statement but whatever it's kind of how I feel.

I think this is the problem with casting a bachelorette. That's so young because this is such a normal thing. Young women and men do. They make horrible life decisions when it comes to dating. When you were in your early to mid twenties, that's the time in which you just date the wrong people for you and that's why because that's a real thing when you're that age you just go for the wrong thing for you all the time and the problem is is that like for the bachelorette it's just happening

on such a larger scale do you know what i'm saying yeah yes and i'm so segue to that i'm gonna say something else that might not be a popular opinion but segwaying into that this brings up this is a perfect opportunity to bring up like jed's whole thing yeah right jed is like jed is like saying something that i've been thinking this whole time and it's a valid thing to to feel is he's like i'm just questioning are you a little bit because of your taste and this other guy, like the fact that you like this other guy who is a piece of shit makes me question like, do I want to be with somebody right that likes somebody that's a piece of shit so much. And that's a valid concern. But of course, because she's the bachelorette it's like not okay to like put her

in a dark light or like question her at all which i hate that stigmatism of like whoever's the bachelor the bachelorette like does no wrong and i don't like that the fact that jed even brought up like hey this is how i feel and it puts him in a position to maybe get sent home i think that's sad that that's like the mentality like well i'm if i upset her like she's just gonna send me home well you should be able to say how you feel and voice a concern without just feeling like, well, I'm just going to get sent home. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I mean, like at the- Does that make sense? Totally, 100%. Sarah and I were joking around about it last night. To your point, he was tiptoeing around what he really wanted to say because he didn't want to offend her,

which is kind of BS. She shouldn't get offended that easily. No's not the freaking princess diana she's a normal 25 year old girl who some i like she doesn't like to be put in her place she likes to be in control and in charge and jed did it so gently and in and in such a good way like he did it the best way he possibly could right and she was still upset and i'm just like oh gosh, like he's first of all, he's not wrong. He's 100 percent right. Like it is very questionable that she does not see Luke for who he really is and that I would question that. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Build. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment.

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trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. At the root of it, all Jed was really saying was, I don't want to hang out with someone who wants to hang out with shitty people. Yeah, which is valid. Which is, that's all it was, was, wait, you think this guy's cool? Really? What does that say about what you think about me? It's not even that.

Like, I think you initially go that direction just because everyone's kind of like self-centered. But me aside, how could you want to hang out with this person? I don't understand, you know? Totally. Have you heard all these Pete rumors? About his girlfriend from Atlanta?

Oh, I wanted to bring it up because you're the biggest Pete fan. Pilot Pete fan. I'm so devastated. I knew he was too good to be true. I know. Dude, let me just get this straight is everyone from the bachelor world a douchebag i think so like i really like everyone

always says jojo season was kind of the last season where like social media wasn't as big a part of the show as it is now and like it's i feel like it was kind of the last season where you got like genuine people that were genuinely there to date a girl. You know what I mean? I was on that season. No, I think it was the season before that. It was Caitlyn's season. Oh Lord.

I mean, yeah, it wasn't what it is now, but like, okay. So the story goes that pilot Pete basically was dating some chicks. She's a model, by the way. I saw a picture of her. She's very pretty. I just saw like one picture that like he posted or whatever the story goes is that he was dating some chick like basically right before they went on the show and like they actually like went to switzerland together and you know they were talking about the future then he dumped her like pretty abruptly and

then she noticed that all of a sudden he was following or a producer was following him either way and then like next thing she know cut to like he's being announced on the bachelorette then she then it was like oh it makes total sense you dump me because you got this kind of this better offer here's here's the one hiccup here that i have a hard time with like my brain can't process. During his hometown, his parents seemed like so like, like poor Peter went through this hard breakup before. Like his mom, I think it was his mom that said something like, I know the last relationship was really hard on you.

Like, I don't know. It felt very genuine to have his family say those things about his past relationship. Like, why would they say those things if he just broke up with her all of a sudden and was fine? You know what I mean? mean yeah but you can write your own history with your family you can come home be like yeah me and kristen broke up she dumped me apparently she was dating someone else you know like you can do that stuff and they don't know i do think that if he did that that he is really a douchebag i do think that jed's parents for sure knew that he had a girlfriend back at home and that's why they were like sure and 100 and i'm kind of thinking that the sister liked the last

girlfriend because she was just claws out she did not was not having it with hannah not into it yeah i don't know i mean like so here's my thought on the pilot p thing well so i was so concerned that i would upset an ex of mine before i went on the show i had like two like pretty serious exes i called them both and i said hey this is a possibility that i go on this show i want to know what you what you think of it and if you don't think I should do it, then I won't do the show. Because inevitably, they become part of the storyline. They didn't sign up for a TV show. I did.

But then their story gets told because JoJo has to understand why I'm single. Well, I got dumped by this person. And so and so cheated on me or whatever. You get to tell those stories. So I went as far. And I've told Sarah this. And she's like, why the fuck did you tell them? And I'm like, you know, like, I just didn't want anyone to tell those stories. So I went as far and like I've told like Sarah this and she's like, why the fuck did you tell them? I'm like, you know, like I just didn't want anyone to be blindsided.

I didn't want some like angry tabloid thing, you know, and so I got both of their blessings. They were like, yeah, dude, that's good for you to go have fun or whatever. But now cut to this these seasons where these guys are just dating chicks right before they jump on a plane. Seriously. And is it just that they're stupid? Maybe. I mean, they're younger. You know, it goes back to that whole, like, we got a younger group of people on this season.

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe, like, they're just less self-aware. You know? Yeah. Or it's like when you're young, i think you feel like you can do things and not get in trouble for it right it's like the consequences just aren't as um serious when you're young about like when it comes to stuff like that and then when you get to be in your

30s and an adult consequences are very real yeah yeah yeah so they probably were like it's fine i'll just go and like nothing's getting they're never going to know or whatever. Yeah. I probably won't even make it past the first night in the house. So whatever. Then I'll go back to Kristen. We'll start dating again. It'll be fine. Totally.

All right. So how much are you buying that she didn't take Tyler to pound town? Not buying it. Not buying it at all either. No. She probably said all that. And then he got in there and was he was probably like playing the sweet card and the respectful card and then she just because he said he was okay with not having sex then she was probably like okay let's do it now yeah i'm gonna

say something i think a lot of people are going to be upset of me saying but here's what it is i don't think it's that she doesn't have an emotional connection with Tyler. That's what she kept saying. She was like, we have a physical connection, but we need to have an emotional connection. I think that Tyler might be very,

very dull to talk to. And yes, he does say a lot of really good things, but they're very soundbitey to me. They are me too. I've always said that the whole season i don't think that he has i don't think he's just very interesting i think that's what she's really saying is we can't have sex because that's all we ever do is hook up we need to have an actual

conversation because i don't know if you're very interesting even so even as they were sitting there uh at dinner or whatever and she was saying this that she was saying like i think we need to go to the fantasy suite not have sex and and do have find the emotional connection even if she was saying that you kind of saw him like he just kind of sat there and processed all of it and then and it looked like he was really like caught like a deer in the headlights a little bit like i don't think he saw that coming and then once he processed it all he spit out some soundbitey answer that was just perfect and it was exactly

what she wanted to hear. And that's the thing with him. Everything he says, I just feel like sounds too good. It's like a line. And he might be a really great guy and it might just come off that way, but that's just how I always hear it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, like, if he doesn't get picked at the end, I feel like he's the bachelor.

But then, like, who do you choose? Because you can't choose, if Pilot he doesn't get picked at the end i feel like he's the bachelor but then like who do you choose because you can't choose if pilot pete doesn't get chosen can't choose him because that dude just freaking was dating some model chick right before the show started can't choose jed same story i don't know what you do i don't either because no one else like no one else that was further a lot like further down the line made a made a impact really. You know, who do you think she's going to pick? Or do you know? I know. So I can't.

I don't know if you know, though. I feel like a lot of people think they know, but I'm not sure if they know. I hope I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong. But you're OK. I hope I'm wrong but here okay so if I didn't know or hadn't read spoilers here's here's like genuinely I feel like I'm really good at being objective from watching the fantasy suites

here's my take on it regardless of what I've read or not read so I think Peter I think she I think he's like the he's the guy that you just have friend feelings for and you wish it was more but it's really nothing more than a friend right it's like they can kick the guy that you just have friend feelings for and you wish it was more. But it's really nothing more than a friend. Right. It's like they can kick it. They can talk. They have a good time. But and I think she wishes she felt more. But I don't think she does.

Tyler, I think I think it's all physical. Like she said, there's not really there's no depth to the relationship. They just like to make out and hook up and whatever. And that's all that that is it's like a sexual chemistry thing yeah Jed was the only one where I kind of like you can always tell the most I feel like when they show the shot of them like quote-unquote waking up in the morning and I feel like that's when you can kind of see like what kind of dynamics going on there and when they showed that scene with her and Jed that was the one where I thought like I felt like oh she's feeling this one like this one seems more than just a friendship to me. And this one also seems more than just a physical connection to me. The way her like body language and what she said and everything as they were waking up in the morning.

Like that was a little bit revealing to me. Like, oh, this might be the one because this is the one that seems like she thinks it could. I don't know. It's just a vibe. Like it's hard to explain, but it was just kind of the vibe I got from her. And like, what's funny though, is if Luke hadn't done what he did

and brought up the whole sex thing and blown that whole thing, I think they would have gone to fantasy suites and had a great time. And I think he would have ended up being the front runner. God. That's what I think. I think that Peter is the guy

that she knows that she should choose. Exactly. But she can't. Yeah. I don't know, man. Here's the problem, dude. She cut really good guys way too early. She cut Mike too early.

She cut Garrett too early. Connor. I loved Connor. Connor. Dude, like that Dylan guy. Like, she cut really nice guys way too early. And now she's got to sleep in the bed she made. Yep.

But I will say this. I do think you're right about Pilot Pete being friend zone. But then Pilot Pete laid some good wood. He did. And things changed a little bit for when he went around too. Even so in the wake up scene or whatever, like I just didn't, I didn't see the sparks like I saw with Jed.

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i think zoe kravitz is insane okay so here's here's a theory that i had someone might have to kill meryl streep that would be nuts right because if i could see it right like if someone dies at the end of every season who's gonna die this season i read something today and i don't know what it was like i don't know how how much i would believe it but i did read something today and I don't know what it was. Like, I don't know how how much I would believe it. But I did read something today that said that this is the final season. I wouldn't be surprised if someone has to kill Meryl Streep. Also, I love how no one knows anyone's character name when describing the show. the show you know they're like they're like okay so okay so uh nicole kidman's character goes and meets lenny kravitz's daughter and then they're like fighting and the girl from divergent she

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Like, okay. So the Australian country singer's wife shows up. Oh my Lord. Okay. Wait, were you the one telling me that you thought Shay's Shailene Woodley's little boyfriend is an undercover cop? Yeah.

That's what we were thinking. I don't think he is. No, no, no, dude. He's coming outside that, know, dude. He was coming outside that police station. He was, but I don't think he's an undercover cop.

I think that's too easy. I'm thinking that, I don't know. I don't know who's going to do it. Someone's going to kill Meryl Streep. Maybe Shailene. It might be one of her kids. Ooh. What?

Ziggy? No. one of the twins. One of the twins, yeah, they're pretty aggro. Yeah, one of those kids is gonna... Well, why would those stupid kids go and tell Meryl Streep that they went and saw a guy in bed with their mom? Why would they tell her that?

I don't know. Kids are so dumb. It's a TV show. Randy, I don't know what are so dumb it's a tv show randy i don't tell you i was angry about that because nicole kidman sat them down and said your grandmother trying to take you away and they weren't for it they said we want to live with mom should we say we don't like grandma and then they go behind their mom's back and tell the grandma that they woke up in the middle of the night and there was a guy in bed with their mom. I know. No loyalty. Anyways, it's a good show. New fave Netflix move. Oh, you do?

What is it? Have you seen Plus One? No. Okay, so it's the Asian girl from Pen15. Did you ever watch that? We talked about Pen15 as one of my favorite things. I watched a couple episodes of it. Okay.

And then it is Jack Quaid, which I just assume is, what's his name? Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid's, yeah, son, because they look similar. So the story goes, it's like two college buddies, girl and a guy, are having to, they keep on like going to the same weddings, but they're single. So they're like, why don't we team up and you'll be my plus one for all the weddings I have to go to. And then I'll be your plus one for the weddings you have to go to. And then we can at least do it together and we'll wingman for each other. And then of

course, you hope that they eventually realize that the true love was right in front of them the entire time and then you know friends become enemies enemy becomes friends uh there's some great cameos and you got yourself a little bit of a rom-com plus one it's on netflix good stuff sounds great yeah good good times i feel like there was another movie, a Netflix movie that somebody was, oh, Point Blank. Point Break? I think that's it. Nope, Point Blank. Point Blank.

Okay, what's that one about? You haven't seen this, have you? You just been told by YouTube about it? Someone told me to watch it, and it sounded really, really good. To save his pregnant wife, an emergency room nurse teams up with an injured murder suspect in a race against time. Rival criminals and renegade cops. Point blank.

Point blank. That's what it says. Yeah. I read it. I don't know. I heard it was great, so I'm going to add it to my must-watch list. All right. I'll watch it, too.

I did see another movie that I liked a lot called Highwaymen. Did you see that? Oh, I did see that. that I liked a lot called Highwaymen. Did you see that? Oh, I did see that. Really? Mm-hmm. I think I talked about this a long, long time ago. The movie with Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson? Uh-huh.

Oh. Anyways, yeah. A pair of Texas Rangers come out of retirement to catch the infamous outlaws Bonnie and Clyde. Mm-hmm. And so we were having this kind of like debate. And I want to have it with you because I think it's a kind of interesting conversation. Who's more famous, Kevin Costner or Woody Harrelson?

I think it depends on the generation we're talking to. Okay, our generation. See, ours is tough because we're right in the middle there where both are so well known. But like if you know, my mom would say like hands down Kevin Costner. Yeah. And like my sister Noah would be like, who's that? And she obviously would know Woody Harrelson. Yeah.

Because he's done so much recently. Yeah. I don't know. Both are great. Who do you think is the more celebrated actor? I think Kevin Costner. Just in terms of hardware? Hardware. Trophies? Who do you think is the more celebrated actor? I think Kevin Costner. Just in terms of hardware? Hardware. Trophies?

I don't know. I think his name just holds, like, for some reason, his name is just a little bit more iconic. Like, he's just been, I don't know. Maybe because he's won more awards. Yeah, maybe. So I was of the opinion. So then who do you think is the better actor?

They're both different to me. Yeah. They're just a totally different type of actor to me like those two guys would never play would never go after the same role i don't think you know what i mean like they would get cast for two totally different roles totally in life okay so we looked it up and kevin costner does have an oscar but it's for directing dances with. He doesn't have an actorial Oscar. And he's actually never been, and I could be wrong with this, but I don't think he's never been nominated for one either. Now, Woody Harrelson has no Oscars, but he's been nominated for three. Wow. Sarah and I were having this long debate about it's so much easier for a comedic actor to turn serious than for a serious actor to turn comedian. Almost so a serious actor turning comedian or a comedic actor has never really happened or really worked.

Now, think about the greatest actors alive right now. I think everyone probably would say Tom Hanks at number one tom hanks was a comedic actor if you ever see like bosom buddies or like any of the rom-coms he did with meg ryan those are all that's true big you know those are all comedic roles then he shifted over and became this serious actor and we were going we were going through all the names of people like we were going through a bunch of names then we watched this movie and i was like woody harrelson's another one of those guys you know he was woody on cheers yep and now he's like this amazing serious comedic actor yeah that's true your brother-in-law's brother is there too right like he's i was

gonna bring that up yeah that's very true but you know who who did kind of go the other direction and do a decent job at it is jonah hill yeah but he started as a comedic actor and now he's a great serious actor oh you're right he did jim carrey same thing like i want to look up like just like top movie stars yeah i guess if you didn't start out being funny, then you aren't funny. Yeah. So this is according to top10best.com. Number one on here, Chris Hemsworth.

Started as a comedic actor, also very funny. I mean, also going to be a serious actor. Number two, Bradley Cooper. Oh, yeah. He was in like Wedding Crashers. Wedding Crashers are so good. Matt Damon. I think he started more like Good Will Hunting was a serious film, but he also can be funny.

He can. Will Smith. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is a comedy. Oh, yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio. Not a comedic actor. No. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Very much a comedic actor no duane the rock johnson very much a comedic actor

tom hanks started a comedic actor so that's the thing if you want to be top actor better be funny gotta be funny that's i guess that's good solid solid sound advice it's good for sarah that's for sure yeah really i see where you're going yeah this is just my pitch to every production company sound advice. It's good for Sarah, that's for sure. Yeah, really. I see where you're going with this. Yeah, this is just my pitch to every production company out there. Oh, Lord. Can I tell you what annoys me about just the iPhone? The what? The iPhone.

The iPhone? Yes. Why are you saying it like iPhone? I don't know. I don't know why I'm doing that. What annoys you, Wells? You know when you get a new text from somebody and your iPhone figures out who it is and it's like, maybe it's Shelly Fairchild. I don't know who that is, but I made that up. I like that feature. I love it, too.

But then I want to go put them in my contacts. Where the fuck did the name go? I can't remember. And I don't know how to spell Fairchild correctly. But you knew it was there in the beginning. You were saying, maybe this is who this is. If that's who it is, let me have a button that says, make this fucking name the thing

in my contacts. It's so true. You're so right. Iphen. Get it together, alright? Get it together. You've gotten so close to the end. What happened? This is a great point.

This is something I think every time I try to do that. I've never stored away to bring up at a later time but I should have. Here's the thing. I bet you there's a way to do it. I just don't fucking know how to do it, but every time I'm trying to do it... No, I don't think there is. Yeah. Every time I'm trying to do it, I'm like

pressing things, being like, maybe this will do it. Double tap. I don't know. Zoom in. Tap, tap, tap. Nothing works. So anyways. Before we depart from TV conversation, have you watched the show Yellowstone

at all? No, but it's so funny you say that because I've been, and speaking of Kevin Costner, isn't he in it? Yeah. I've been wanting to watch it, wanting to watch it, and I was like scrolling down on whatever my cable guide, and it was like one that was like, you know, like, watch the whole thing.

I was like, God, I've been wanting to watch that. Have you seen it? Me too. No, but I have a couple people lately tell me that I've got to to watch that. Have you seen it? Me too. No, but I have a couple people lately tell me that I've got to watch it. The next show I'm going to start is this one. I was just curious for our listeners, if you have seen Yellowstone, I was going to say tweet me

and let me know if it's worth watching because there's a lot of shows I'd like to watch. If this one's not worth my time, please let me know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I want to watch that one too. Oh, we started watching Designated Survivor survivor per your suggestion do you like it yeah it's pretty good uh what are my thoughts on it did you watch the first two seasons or no we're still in the first season so like we're just oh we just started it i got you okay the second season is a little sleepy

but the third one is really good don't tell me me that. And to be honest, I'm just telling you, to be honest, my mom asked me the other day. She was like, do I have to go back and watch season one and two if I'm going to watch season three or will I understand? And I was like, honestly, I think you could just start season three and not be that lost. Okay, so if you think season two sucks, then I'm going to skip to season three after season one. I think you could totally get away with that. Yeah. Yeah, because season one was good. And then season two, I was like, but season three after season one. I think you could totally get away with that. Yeah. Yeah. Cause season one was good.

And then season two, I was like, but season three is by far the best. All right, cool. Last question. Just about life. Why the fuck is everyone wanting to raid area 51?

Like, why is this a thing? I had to Google this. I did too. Okay. Yeah. I, cause I, i kept seeing memes and i was like where's this coming from which side note my sister miley has posted some fire area 51 content this morning if you need a good laugh no i need less area 51 content um no there's like a petition

online like a million people have signed saying they're going to go raid area 51 someday in September, September 20th. I know. But why is this all of a sudden happening? I don't know. Somebody, some, I think it like some person started this petition and somehow it became, it went viral. I don't know how.

All right. Let me just tell you guys what's up. Yes, there are aliens. All right. Are they here? Maybe't know how. All right. Let me just tell you guys what's up. Yes, there are aliens. All right. Are they here? Maybe. Maybe not. All right.

But guess what? Let me tell you where they're not. They're not in the place where everyone thinks they are. Yeah, not at all. They might have been there in the 70s when the thing crashed there. But guess what the government did? They said, fuck, well, everyone thinks it's here. Let's move it

somewhere else okay and that's what happened and now that's just like probably a decoy place they're probably underneath the denver airport that place freaks me out that's where they are dude sure um speaking of airports yeah and we just touch on the fact that all these freaking news, not even news outlets, what do you call them? Like tabloids, I guess. Tabloids took my story about our flight to Glastonbury and just galloped off into the sunset with it. Did you see the videos that Noah posted of my mom mom like responding to it no oh my lord for sure she was like high as a kite during these videos but um but i just i was like on my phone that whatever last week wednesday when the podcast came out and i keep getting tagged and stuff that says

miley cyrus almost dies in plane crash family and. And I was like, oh my God, what have I done? And I was like, are you kidding me? Like, don't get me wrong. The flight was scary. Like it was a scary situation, but we did not almost die. Like we were all good. Everybody was freaking out, but we were never in danger at all. Just to clarify, we did not almost die.

Is your family mad at you for saying that? danger at all just to clarify we did not almost die is your are your is your family mad at you for saying that not at all i i just noah and i were laughing about it and someone posted so the whole the whole like line that everyone took was where i was like my mom like started tearing up at the end and was like i thought we're gonna go down and noah would be alone or whatever like people like took that quote. Someone posted a photo of Noah swimming in a bunch of money. We thought it was hilarious. She reposted it and was like,

LOL. Then she started getting a bunch of shit in comments and stuff of people being like, you're so insensitive. She was like, okay, you guys were making fun of my family situation.

You guys are laughing at this but i can't laugh at it it was a little ridiculous but noah thought it was funny and i was talking to my mom about it and i was like honestly like i don't care it's great press for my podcast yeah and miley didn't say anything about it we were just like whatever but i just couldn't believe like how far they took that i just had no idea when i told that story that it would that it would have that effect my favorite thing about that story was also what got taken, which was Tish being like, Noah's going to be alone now. And I'm sitting there thinking, well, Billy Ray's not on the flight, is he?

Like, she's not going to be alone? But, like, in my mom's mind, like, my dad can't parent Noah on his own. Like, she would be alone. My dad wasn't on that flight, but he did fly home with us. So I guess in a weird way, like she, I don't know, maybe it felt like he was there because he was coming to meet us or something. But that was funny. And I, cause I, I also was like, what about brazen and trace? They're like your prize children.

You're not even worried about that. No, not at all. Yeah, that was funny. You got anything else there, kid? Okay.

So I have something a little random, like we've never really brought something like this up, but I just, I laughed at it to myself so much that I just wanted to bring it up and see if anyone else thought this was comical. Okay. Love it. When you are telling someone or explaining to somebody, like, how would you say that someone is like, like another way to say this word, I guess, like another way to say it would be like, yeah, like my dad would be like, yeah, your mom really custom.

Like she really custom about about taking the trash out when you shouldn't have or whatever. Like, what's another word for, like, scolding or, like, when you kind of, like, light into someone? Like, how would you say that? Reprimanded? No, it's because you're not really, like, correcting them. You're just, like, lighting into them. Like, if someone set you off and you went off on them,

like, and you were telling this story, how would you say, like, would you say, I went off on them or would you say, how would you say that? Yeah, I would say, I went off on them? Like how would like and you were telling the story? How would you say like, would you say I went off on them? Or would you say how would you say that? Yeah, I would say I would say I went off of them or I ripped them a new one or. OK. Lit them up. OK. Or something like that. Yeah. OK. What's the point?

What what I said. Yeah. And sometimes I hear myself say things and I think, is that a real word? Or did I learn that in the South where people say words that aren't real? Because my parents say weird things. Like my dad calls the toilet a commode. And like, I don't know, I just hear weird words from my parents because they're so Southern that I feel like aren't proper vocabulary. So I was explaining to my boyfriend that at the barn the other day, I had turned both of my, both my horses are recovering from leg injuries. And so they're both in turnout, but they can't

run around and be stupid. I just turned both my horses out. And all of a sudden I see a freaking drone flying above my horse's heads, freaking them out. Ever's running around like a nut. And so I, I'm like, I'm so calm. Like I never chew people out and I'm not confrontational but like when it comes to my horses like don't fuck with me and I ran out there and there's these four dudes wearing like hard hats like electrical looking workers flying this drone over the horses and I ran out there and I was like I was like um hi excuse me you're scaring my horses and I like I like cussed these guys for doing this But the way I explained it to Rye is I said, I really reamed them out. Like I reamed these guys for flying this drone.

And then I was like thinking to myself, like, because I don't think he understood what I was meaning. And I was like, is ream even a real word? Okay. And so I Googled it to make sure it was a real word. Yeah. And it is a real word. But the definition and the context of where this word comes from is very funny.

Okay. Can I just say for the record, I also use reamed. You do? Yes. Okay, great. Yeah. But when you say reamed, it's like, wait, is that a word? Does that mean that?

Does it mean what I think it means? And so I was just really, really, really confused. So ream is a verb. The like, you know, there's different definitions of a word sometimes, like they'll give you three or four can mean different things. Yeah. Number one main definition of ream is to widen with a special tool, like, like widen the hole with a special tool. Okay, well, that doesn't mean what I used it as, right? I'm saying like ream, like I'm reaming at someone, not widening a hole. So I was like, what? That's so weird.

Where would that come from? And then, yeah, exactly. And so then the other definition says to clear out or remove from something. And I'm like, I could see how that would mean that, but I still like, where did this, where did this did this slang you know use of ream come from yeah well the third definition is have anal intercourse no does it so basically the word ream really means have anal intercourse and someone somewhere decided that that was the equivalent of cussing someone and started using ream and slang to lighten and rip someone a new one a literal new asshole by having anal intercourse it's so funny because i answered that with like i rip him a new one right didn't i say that? And that is also about what?

So here's what I was like, oh, my gosh, if Reinhardt didn't understand what I meant, he may have went and Googled it and thought I was talking about having anal intercourse with electricians. I really hope he didn't Google that word. All right. So then what happened well then gary came over and he bumped into my car and it dented the fender so you know what i did i got outside that car and i fucked him in the ass you what yeah reamed him real good wait you did what i lit into his asshole wait hold on did you yell at him or did you actually have sex well now i don't know that's this is too good that's the first conversation i will never use the word ream ever again the same way uh oh god that's so funny it was really funny just just you this me processing what I was reading.

I'm sure the look on my face was like, oh, my God, what have I said? Anyway, boys and girls, that's what Reem means, in case you didn't know. That's good stuff. I feel like that's a good place to end. That feels comfortable there. Okay. You know? Yeah.

Do you have any songs or anything, or just want to want to bail on that i mean we don't have to play anything ed sheeran's new album is phenomenal my favorite track is antisocial with travis scott on it if you guys want to take a listen but i would recommend listening to the whole thing because it's great all right dude i feel like we did a lot, you know? We did a lot. You know? We started with this beautiful engagement story. And we ended with sodomy. So that checks out. Love you, Brandi.

I'll see you soon. Yeah, I'll see you this weekend. Later, dude. Bye, everyone. Bye, everyone. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.