Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells & Sarah's/Brandi and Miley's CRAZY trip!
Episode Date: December 11, 2018There's a lot to unpack in the last episode of 2018. We start with Brandi talking about her amazing trip to South Africa with Miley. Wells describes the nightmare that was trying to get to Virgin Go...rda for Sarahs Birthday. Sadly, Wells finishes Harry Potter and brings Sarah on the show to talk about the last book, things that annoyed him and his theory of "Crimes of Grindelwald." Sprinkle in some poop jokes and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. Enjoy! YFT Movies: Searching, Crazy Rich Asians YFT TV: Escape at Dannemora, Homecoming, Bodyguard YFT Music: The 1975, Miley Cyrus, Katie Toupin, Henry Jamison YFT Books: Bear Town, The Handmaids Tale
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I am a good dang genius. Are you? i'm getting a haircut in a little bit you see what's
happening here i you're i literally can't see you at all oh really i'm frozen it just has poor
connection well i can see you you look beautiful what are you doing oh i just rode three horses and disgusting oh is that a code word for a dude i wish but no okay i can't talk
about it on the podcast because i just i'm scared okay but so don't record this but wells i fell in
love in south africa no yeah it's bad why can't i record this? Because I'm scared somebody will hear it and tell him.
You think that we have a big South African contingency?
I don't know.
I had a lot of fans hit me up when I was there that are from South Africa.
So I don't know.
Really?
Yeah.
But you just need to know that I'm not cutting this at all.
You have to.
Why?
Because.
What if I bleep out his name? You have to do that. Okay. I'll bleep out his name. And you have to why because what if i bleep out his name you have to do that okay i'll
bleep out his name and you have to bleep out that's fine i'll make it pretty obscure you have
to make it like literally it can only be like i've met a guy like okay well i'm excited that you have
found your soulmate just so angry like why Like everybody else gets to find their person here in the good
old U.S. of A. where they can be with them all the time. And it's like God was like, you know what?
I'm going to put him all the way over here where you can't be with him. Like it's so evil. Yeah.
Maybe that's the devil at work then. Maybe. I'm sorry. I'm sad. He's amazing. Dude, I just had way too much Mexican food and I feel very uncomfortable.
You know what?
Denver really lacks on the Mexican food thing.
Like I have yet to find a really great Mexican place here.
Are there a lot of Hispanics in Denver?
I don't think so.
It seems like there's just a bunch of crunchy white dudes there.
They are, yeah.
That's exactly what it is.
Totally.
You need to have a good contingency of Hispanics for the good Mexican food.
Let me tell you.
Here's the thing about Mexican food.
The shittier the place looks on the outside.
The better.
The better it feels on the inside.
For sure.
You know?
Oh, yeah.
And you know what I don't like?
I don't like Mexican places that, like, every dish comes with beans and rice.
Because I don't want that shit.
Me neither.
Me either.
I want a bomb-ass tacos or bomb-ass burrito.
Queso.
Queso.
I want guac.
I want bottomless salsa.
And I don't want my salsa to be like tomato soup.
No.
No, no, no.
I need chunky shit in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah get it together
where's your favorite place for mexican food in la that's the thing i don't know man okay have
you been to casa vega yet yes it's right down the street i love you know i love i love casa vega
casa vega it's funny because it looks like an italian restaurant yeah When you get inside, I'm waiting for Tony Soprano to come and whack me off.
I hope that doesn't happen.
You like that jerk-off joke I threw in there?
Yeah, I did. Damn it.
I need a bell. I have this really bad cough
right now. It's really bad. Well, I'm really happy
that we're not doing the show together then. Wow,
thanks. Well, listen, I don't want to get sick, you know?
I refuse to get sick. It's just a
little cough and it's going to go away. Alright. You want to start sick, you know? I refuse to get sick. It's just a little confidence going to go away.
All right.
You want to start the show?
Sure.
Me or you?
You.
Hoes and bros, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with...
Wells and Brandy.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Shit, I don't have my bell.
I tried to give you a bell in Chicago and you wouldn't take it.
I know.
I didn't have anywhere to put it.
It was a stressful situation. Yeah. It's all good chicago was fun though a good time i wish i had spent more time
there but um you know i know gotta get going we had fun places to go people to see yeah yeah it's
good times but i'm i'm happy to be back oh my god dude went on vacation yeah it sounds like the trip
from hell though dude it was the most expensive fucking calamity i've ever been a part of in my entire life explain explain to me the plane
situation like what exactly happened all right so we flew on the busiest day of the year which
is the sunday after thanksgiving but we're on we're on the red eye so we didn't think it was
gonna be that big of a deal right so we were going to virgin gorda which is
spanish for fat virgin which i don't know it's kind of like colton but he's like a chiseled
version only he's he's ripped like so ripped like i have a feeling that like there was a time in
like middle school where he was a fat virgin though you know probably and also i would just
bet a lot of money that they honestly go to the Virgin
Islands just so they can make that joke. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. So it was
in the Virgin Gorda, which I'd been there before a couple of years back. And it's really cool,
right? So we had a flight of Philadelphia. We're on the red eye to Philly, right? Yeah. We get to
LAX and our flight is delayed. It was delayed because the American didn't run the mechanical check beforehand.
It wasn't like the plane was late coming in because of weather or anything like that.
It was straight up mechanical issue.
Got it.
So they're like, hey, listen, you're delayed.
So we were delayed an hour and a half, which means we missed our connecting flight to Puerto Rico, to San Juan, right?
Yeah.
So I'm on the phone with American Airlines and they're like, well, there's literally no flights for you guys to get on in Philadelphia to San Juan for three days.
So you're going to stay in a hotel for three days.
We're like, we have nothing but bathing suits and shorts. We can gonna stay in a hotel for three days we're like we have nothing but bathing suits
yeah and shorts like we can't stay in philadelphia it's negative 17 degrees yeah also that's like
your entire trip exactly i was like it's a five-day trip it's three days of it and it's gonna
take us a day to get down there so they're like well we don't know what we can do for you and i
was so annoyed because every time i talked to somebody they'd be like let me transfer you to somebody and every time i got transferred they'd it'd hang up on me you know
so i was just getting so frustrated so finally i get a hold of some guy and i'm like i'm like hey
listen man just get me close to virgin gorda i don't care so we're on a flight and by the way
so the first flight we get on so we had paid for like first class, you
know, it was their birthday celebration, you know, like I put together, right?
Pay for first class anyway.
So we get on this second flight.
We had to go to, uh, we went down to Miami.
We don't, no longer are not in first class.
Right.
And we're like, this is bullshit, man.
Like we paid for first class.
You guys screwed everything up.
We're going to the wrong place we go down to miami then we get down once we get down to miami they fly us to saint croix which is not
the right island by the way did they think they were sending you to the right island because i
was like just get me close man just get me fucking close so we get to saint croix at 10 o'clock at
night i mean it's a nice island i guess but at 10 o'clock at night. I mean, it's a nice island, I guess, but at 10 o'clock at night, it's kind of scary.
Yeah, yeah.
We book a hotel through the company that we're using where we're staying in Virgin Gorda in St. Croix.
We get there at 10, 30, 11 o'clock.
There's a sign on the hotel that says, close for the night.
See you in the morning at 9 a.m.
Oh, my God.
Quiet time is between 9 p.m and 9 a.m please be quiet be
courteous to the guests we're like fucked out we are banging on the door just like ah
that's insane the taxi cab driver leaves us there so it's just sarah and i like on the mean streets
of saint croix there's like stray dogs and like just like random homeless people walking by.
We're like, I was like, this is weird. Stranger danger. This is not good. So finally, the taxi
driver comes back. He's like, man, I feel bad. Like, I can't leave you here. You're like, yeah,
you can't. So we find another hotel. The lady has to come and open it up. It's like 300 bucks
for the night. We literally just want to sleep there. Right. Right. We get there and she's like, we're completely booked. And we're like, okay,
great. I'm glad we're here. And she's like, oh no, no, no, no. I have, I have an open room.
So we're like, great. So the security guard is taking us over to this open room. He opens the
door and he's like, and then he closes it immediately. He's like, Ooh, someone's in there.
We're like, oh, okay. So we walked back to kind of like the lobby area, which is like,
not really a lobby area. And then she's like, oh no, sorry, sorry, sorry. So we walk back to kind of like the lobby area, which is like not really a lobby area.
And then she's like, oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, wrong room.
You got to take it to like Seashell.
And we're like, oh, okay.
So we start walking over to Seashell, right?
The security guard opens the door.
And this is what we hear.
Oh, my God.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Oh, my God.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
No way.
And then the woman would be like, oh, my God.
What's happening?
Did they let you in someone else's room?
This poor old couple, I'm pretty sure had a fucking heart attack when we get there.
Oh my God.
It was so, we felt, we're like, oh my God, we just killed two people.
Like our bad luck is just now like bleeding on over to everybody else.
So finally they get us into the right room.
We pass out.
Now, if you remember, I was supposed to fly into to san juan
puerto rico at which point i i charged another airline an island airline company to fly us
to virgin gorda now we didn't go to san juan right so we had to figure out a way to get from
st croix to virgin gorda so i had to charter a private plane to get us to how do you know how to do all this like the
person that was like setting it up for us she was like i know a guy don't worry i'll help you out
she was great her name's morgana shout out to morgana okay so we finally get there a day late
like four thousand dollars in the hole like whatever yeah we get there a day late and we're
like oh my god so the first night we're there, we're in this beautiful place.
Shout out to Batuu.
This place was amazing.
There's this amazing place in Virgin Gorda called the Baths.
Geological wonder.
And we're like overlooking it.
I had paid for like a private chef to come in and do this like kind of birthday dinner for Sarah.
No one's there.
So we start playing Monopoly.
Let me tell you something.
If you want to, if you want to figure out if you have a strong relationship place some fucking monopoly okay we almost killed each other after all of the the
debauchery that went that you've been through yeah after everything you've been through it's
that that did it park place and boardwalk and freaking the bno railroad will fucking murder
a relationship so we get into a fight, right? So finally,
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So we start, we have this dinner.
The next morning, it's like, okay,
we can finally have fun.
I got a couple's massage.
We start day drinking.
We have this amazing day.
We go down to the baths, which I'm saying is this beautiful place.
If you saw my stories, we're like singing like Little Mermaid on the beach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, we were both wasted.
And Sarah wanted to climb up on this rock to do like the Little Mermaid,
flip the hair, waves crashing behind her thing right
right gotta get it gotta get it for the gram gotta she's climbing up on the rock she slips
and she's like oh no and i'm like what happened dude i just cut my foot real bad i saw that wait
what you did what so i cut my foot real bad but we're drunk so we're like ah whatever it's fine it's fine yeah so we like still have a good
time we're having a whatever we walk back to our place and all of a sudden like it's hurting her
more and more and more and more and also you have to remember that sarah is a transplant recipient
which means which means she's on medication that makes her immune system really low so her body
doesn't reject the the kidney i call my dad as a doctor.
I'm like, what do you think, man?
He's like, this is not good.
You are in a place that's got no hospital.
If she gets an infection there, you're screwed.
Like, make sure this is clean, you know?
Yeah.
The next morning, there is no hospital there.
So we call for the one doctor on the island to come there.
He comes and like lathers on some that what's that brown ointment.
It's like like betadine.
Yeah, I don't even know.
He's like slathers on some betadine.
He's like, you'll be fine.
All right, beer.
Like he's like not worried about it at all.
And we're like, no, seriously, you need to clean this thing really well.
And he's like, you'll be fine.
Three hundred dollars.
Give me money.
No, stop it right now. You did not yeah so then he leaves and so then her foot is damaged so she
so like we had like i charted a yacht for like her birthday and yeah we really couldn't do that
because she couldn't get in the water she didn't want to get oh my god what a nightmare so finally
comes time to leave and if you remember we missed our flight from San Juan to Virgin Gorda.
And I don't know if you know this, but if you miss an outbound flight, you're not allowed to get on the inbound flight.
What do you mean?
We were a no-show.
So they were like, you just got to buy new plane tickets.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So then I had to charter yet another flight back to San Juan. We get to San Juan.
We get home. Yeah.
Get to San Juan. And because Americans screwed us up over and over, every flight we were on was different. We were never sitting together. Literally every flight we were never sitting together. So we had to ask everybody, you know, like, hey.
Awful, yeah.
And I'll be like, hey.
That's awful, yeah.
And finally at the end, there was a guy who was like, nope, don't want to change seats.
And we were like, dude, come on, man.
People are so dumb.
Like, why not?
Just change seats.
We were in first class, you know?
It's like.
Yeah, so there's no bad seats.
They're all the same fucking seat, dude.
So anyways, you know, but we kept making the joke like if we can survive this oh yeah we can do anything you know you're golden yeah so anyways
that was my uh my crazy experience oh man that i'm sorry it does sound like a complete nightmare
yeah give me give me a quick rundown of africa because i'm sure we could probably do three
episodes on africa i could i really could
honestly like i didn't expect to love it as much as i did i don't know why yeah um and i didn't
really know what to expect all i had really heard is that cape town's dangerous nah not really i
mean i mean i could see how it could be you just gotta be smart um i went to stellenbosch we did
one day in stellenbosch i I loved it. So the cool thing was
I flew in really to see Miley, right? She was there working. And so like long story short,
she was originally supposed to be there like through Thanksgiving and then her birthday.
And I was supposed to fly home with her. And then I get there and she's like, Hey,
they're cutting me early. I'm going home on Monday. So I only had three days with her,
which in the beginning seemed like a bummer. But I did
have a friend go with me. And then also Leslie was in Denver not too long ago. And we figured out
that we were both going to be in Cape Town at the same time. So Leslie and her boyfriend got there
the same day Miley left. So it's kind of perfect because I spent the first three days with Miley
and we did get to like hike Lion's Head and wander around the town a little bit and then when miley left we
really got touristy and me and val and leslie and alex kind of went around did all the things right
we did like cape of good points all the penguins went up a mountain it's actually cape point is
what it's called and cape of good hope is at the end of it yeah it's where the indian ocean and the
uh atlantic ocean yep cross and you can actually see like dope, I don't know if you could, but you can see
the line where the two oceans collide,
right? Yeah, you can kind of see
where the currents, like,
the currents are so different, but you can see
where they meet. It's really cool. And it's cool because
the Indian Ocean is so much warmer than the Atlantic.
So if you go to one side, it's freezing,
and then you go to the other side, and it's really warm.
So that was super cool.
Oh, I got attacked by a baboon that was cool uh yeah we leslie and i were terrified of the baboons and
of course we were the ones they came after and one like took my water bottle out of my hand it
was absolutely terrifying but anyway so we did touristy things in cape town it was awesome i
really loved it it felt very tropical and i'm honestly felt a lot like california like there
were several times where like when we were at campss Bay on the beach, we were like,
I kind of feel like we're a big sir. You know what I mean? But I really loved that about it.
And then so then we took a little plane flight, we take an hour flight and then an hour drive
to Addo Elephant Park. And we did the safari for two days. And honestly, like I just there are no
words like it was just the most magical experience of my entire life. I mean, I've you know how much I love animals.
So to like be out like in like just in like in nature, like out all day, just watching animals and feeling like you were part of the wildlife was just amazing.
Like I I can't even explain it.
I just loved it.
Yeah, I've been to South Africa and I've been to Cape Town.
And it's funny that you said that it reminds you of Big Sur.
I don't know if you ever flown into my hometown, which is Monterey. But I haven't flown in now, but I've been to Cape Town, and it's funny that you say that it reminds you of Big Sur. I don't know if you've ever flown into my hometown, which is Monterey.
I haven't flown in, no, but I've been.
But anyways, Monterey is like 20 miles north of Big Sur,
and it's very much like mountains meet the sea.
It's kind of like a dramatic coastline.
And I remember flying into Cape Town being like,
this looks like we're flying into Monterey right now.
This is so weird.
And that's why it was one of the things that kind of bummed me out about going to Cape Town
because Monterey and Carmel and Pebble Beach and Big Sur,
it's like the most expensive real estate in the country is there.
And I was like, this is the same place.
Like, I don't understand it.
This is the exact, it's beautiful.
It's warm.
Like wine grows like wildly there up in Stella Bosch.
You know, I was like, it makes no sense that like this place is impoverished.
And it's a weird thing in Cape Town where there's like, it's the haves and the have-nots.
And it is separated by a fucking line.
Like you can see like, oh, we're in shantytown now.
Let's go back over this way.
Yeah.
And it was pretty crazy for us.
So we stayed on the waterfront with Miley because that's where her hotel was.
But then once she left, we moved into the gardens. And it was like we for us so we stayed on the waterfront with miley because that's where her hotel was but then once she left we moved into the gardens and it was like we were somewhere
completely different and i loved the gardens but it was we were in this really posh neighborhood
and all the houses like not only do they have gates they have electric fencing you know as
security like everything in one of the houses so that was like a big like reality check as far as
crime but yeah it was definitely like and i also went into it kind of expecting to see, you
know, a lot of like racism and stuff.
You hear about how that's still a thing over there.
And it definitely like, especially on the first half of the trip, I definitely felt
like in the hotels and such, obviously, like, the service staff were all black people and
all of the clientele were white.
And, and that that felt weird.
And I, but it was like this, like everybody treats everybody well.
And everyone's, you know, like they interact.
And it's not like everyone's separated.
But it just, it did feel a little weird that like black people were waiting on white people at this hotel.
And it just, I'm just not used to seeing that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, in terms of history, apartheid was in our lifetime.
You know, 95 was around then when Nelson Mandela was trying to, you know, we're trying to stop apartheid was in our lifetime you know 95 was was around then when when nelson
mandela was trying to you know we're trying to stop apartheid it was weird too because like we
would leave that hotel we were at and go to set with miley where it's like it you know it's almost
like you're not even in africa because the whole crew is like there's black people and white people
and everybody it's like it's like it doesn't even exist on set you know what i mean because it's
it's a film set i mean it's just someone there's so much further
ahead i feel and all that so it definitely was like really trippy but this was just oh my god
how could i forgot to tell you this because i know you love ozark so much so uh my friend val
went with me and we were on set with miley like the i think it was the second day and i think it
might have been the last day of filming and we walk in to the set and you know there's other actors standing there and immediately i recognized the guy from mozart
and i obviously like played it super cool and didn't say anything um obviously but it was the
older guy that the older brother so you know you know ruthie or whatever the blonde chick
her uncle that was gay in the show oh Oh, yeah, yeah, with the beard.
With the beard, that guy.
His name is Mark in real life.
So I saw him.
And then, you know, like the whole day kind of goes by.
And I talked to him quite a bit.
He was really, really nice.
He had just come from Kentucky where he was filming something.
And so I don't know where I'm from.
So we started talking about that.
Super nice guy.
Very down to earth.
Loved him.
And then later that night, as Miley was like finishing up, we were in her trailer.
And I was like, not to be a freak, pretty fangirling over mark right now and she was like what are you talking about and i was like the guy from ozark is on your set and she was like oh my god she was
that's who that is and then she started fangirling she was like oh my gosh how did i not know this
and he didn't have scenes with her so she didn't get to work with him at all but she all of a
sudden like flipped the switch and turned into the biggest fangirl and we tracked him down and she was like oh my god i'm so excited
that you're part of this this uh episode like this makes me so happy like i love you i love your work
and was totally fangirling over mark but then miley left the next that night actually on a
red-eyed back to la and mark and i exchanged phone numbers and he actually came to stellenbosch with
us and spent the whole day out at the winery with us and went horse I exchanged phone numbers and he actually came to Stellenbosch with us and
spent the whole day out at the winery with us and went horseback riding with us. And we just had the
best time. And like, he is such a cool guy. Stop it. You hung out with him. Oh yeah. And like,
he was like in touch. I live in New York. Let's hang out stateside. Like he loves us. Like we're
best friends. Like, and I love him. Let me ask you something. Do you think your sister's a better
actress or singer? I think she's a better singer because i think she's more passionate about that and i think
that comes through with her music you know what i mean yeah like i think she likes acting and i
think she's great at it but like it's just with music you just like that passion just seeps through
when she's doing it and i and to me like that's that's her thing you know what i mean yeah okay
you want to do some so are so are you done talking about Africa?
Do you want to keep talking about it?
Like, what do you want to do?
No, that's pretty much it.
I'm good.
I just want to tell you about my new best friend, Mark.
Yeah.
I'm annoyed at you that you did not go to Seal Island and go great white shark cage diving like I did there, though.
I would never do that.
I'd be terrified.
I was scared of the baboons for crying out loud.
Well, the baboons attacked you. The sharks only tried to attack me. I was
totally sad. Oh, that sounds so scary. Well, if I have
it my way, I'm going back to Cape Town the minute I can. I have a lot of favorite
things, by the way. Oh, good. Let's hear. I finished Harry Potter.
Oh, my goodness. Are you sad it's over? I am sad it's over.
One, because I liked this bit that we were doing on the show with it.
I know.
How are we going to replace it?
I don't know if it can be replaced.
I don't think it can.
Our listener is going to be devastated.
I know.
But I got to say, I really like the back half of Harry Potter books five, six, and seven
when they got a little bit older and it became more of an an adult novel than like a kid's book and it's funny like this whole time i've been like talking shit
about snape and i saw a lot of people would like would like tweet to me being like wait until the
end if your perception of this will change you know and to that i say no fuck you snape is a
dick all right i get that he's a conflicted character but like doesn't excuse him for being a total dick to a child.
A child whose dad and mother
were fucking murdered
by a guy you followed.
You goddamn Death Eater.
All right, so no, I'm sorry.
I get that he's conflicted
and he was in love with Harry's mom.
Oh boy, I can see her in his eyes.
Shut up.
You're an adult.
You're a teacher
and you're being terrible
to this fucking kid who's been attacked nonstopstop his entire life all right suck it up snape i'm over
you wow that's number one number two thing that i've decided voldemort is the biggest puss that
i've ever come across i'm so surprised that all his death eaters were like man you keep on fucking
losing battles left and right like why are we still following this guy? He's such a pussy. He makes everybody go do his work
for him. He's like the cool kid in class that when you have a group project, they don't do dick.
And you're just like, fuck man, come on, like do something. He's making everyone do his work
and he never wins the battle. He's constantly losing and he's an idiot. All right. Oh,
the thing, my least favorite thing
of the whole goddamn book all right for whatever reason they cut out umbridge from the last book
and umbridge is this just terrible fucking teacher tortures harry like two books ago and she's just
the worst and she's i hate her so much and they kind of replace her with this character, Bellatrix Lestrange,
who's supposed to be like
the meanest woman in the world.
I could give two flying fucks about her.
Like she's supposed to be mean, whatever.
If she dies, whatever.
I don't care if Voldemort dies.
The person that I want to see get murdered,
maimed, just destroyed
is fucking Professor Umbridge.
I wanted to see her just tortured to death,
like slowly like peeled skin off. I hated her see her just tortured to death, like slowly, like peeled skin off.
I hated her so much.
And at the end of it,
she's like not even there.
It was a huge thing.
J.K. Rowling, rewrite that shit
and murder that woman.
Yeah, right.
I did go see Crimes of Grimdalwald, by the way.
What is that?
It's...
Okay.
You silly, silly girl. I cannot with you okay so there was um
there was fantastic beasts and where to find them which was like a precursor to the harry potter
books that that jk rowling had written eddie redmayne is in is in it i don't know oh yeah
so there's a new one called crimes of grimdallwald right and uh
grimald grimald grimald whatever is played by johnny depp in this okay is it jude law is young
dumbledore i think it's jude law is young dumbledore love jude law yeah i mean and everyone
loves dumbledore right so anyways i went to go see that i got some theories on that and if you
haven't seen the movie maybe this is a point in the episode where you pause or you like skip forward.
Okay.
Is this a spoiler alert?
I got some spoilers.
I don't know if it's spoilers,
but these are things that I think that I,
that I pulled away from.
Okay.
Okay.
Number one,
pretty sure.
Should I get Sarah in here to do this?
Cause Sarah and I went to had Mexican food and I was like,
what were my thoughts on Grimmelwald? And she was like, she was like, okay, this is what, this is one of your theories. And I was like, what were my thoughts on Grimmelwald?
And she was like, okay, this is one of your theories.
And I was like, oh, that's good.
And I was like writing in my notes.
And she's like, and this is one of your theories.
And I was like, oh, that's good.
Bring her in.
All right, let's see if I can get her in here.
Sarah!
Oh, my God.
You hear the dogs?
You guys are so domestic over there.
Wait, I hear you coming from somewhere.
I don't know where you're coming from.
Put the mic, the headphones on.
I didn't realize that you just came.
Hi, Randy.
Wait, hold on.
Hi, Sarah.
How are you?
Can you hear yourself?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
We don't have a second chair in this room, so I'm kind of strangely standing, hunching.
I heard about the vacation from hell.
It was crazy.
Yep.
28's been weird.
But if you and Wells can make it through that, you can make it through anything.
If we can make it through that and this week I think we're going to be good
It's so strange
When he yelled for me
I said coming and all the dogs freaked out
Thinking there was someone at the door
And I realized
They know the word coming and that's like someone's there
And I never realized that
That's insane
Isn't that weird?
Yeah it's crazy
I say that every time the doorbell rings, though.
Because I'm like, come on!
And when we're making love.
Oh, Jesus.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Poor Jesus.
Is that too much?
What happened to your...
No, if I had a bell, I'd ring it, you know?
There it is.
There it is.
By the way, welcome Sarah Hyland Into the Your Favorite Thing podcast
Thank you for having me
Welcome back
Thank you, good to be back
Yeah, I bet
She's now the only repeat offender
Aside from
Tish
God, the two women I love
Oh god, I need a bell
Anyway, so we were having Mexican food earlier today
And I was like, what were my thoughts on crimes of Grimwald?
So my first one was that I'm pretty sure that Dumbledore and Grimwald
Is it Grimwald or Grimdlewald?
Sounds like Grindelwald maybe
Grindelwald
Now I'm confused
Brandy, you don't know You've confused me now Grindelwald is a place,wald? Sounds like Grimdlewald, maybe. Grimdlewald. Now I'm confused. Brandy, you don't know.
You've confused me now.
Grimdlewald is a place, right?
In like Switzerland or something?
I think it might be.
I don't know.
Wait.
Anyways, pretty sure that Dumbledore and Grimald are gay.
It's Grindlewald.
Grindlewald.
Yes.
All right, I'm pretty sure that they are in love.
Lovers.
Right?
Do you agree or disagree?
Grindlewald is a village in Switzerland.
I am so smart.
Yay, bandy!
Well, that's where Dumbledore
lost his virginity to Grindelwald.
Lovely.
Okay, so my other theory is that Credence, which is played by Ezra.
Ezra Miller, yes.
Is Voldemort's father.
Father.
Tom Riddle's father.
Tom Riddle's father, yeah.
Yeah.
Those are your things.
When you were like Voldemort and Grindelwald are gay for each other, I was like, that's
actually a very good thing that you pointed out
because there are rumors and fan fictions
of Dumbledore being gay.
And I feel like J.K. Rowling addressed that.
I can't remember what she said,
but I don't think she nixed it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
She kind of let it open-ended?
Please correct me if I'm wrong, those listening.
But I feel like she wasn't, like she didn't say it was true, but she didn't deny it.
Yeah, maybe it's not fantastic beasts and where to find them, but it's fantastic beasts.
Oh my God.
Where to find them.
All right, last theory on Grimdalwald.
Newt is Harry's father's father.
He's James' dad.
No.
No?
I told you that's not possible.
Why?
Because his name is Newt Scamander.
Oh.
So James Potter's father would have to be named Potter.
Got it.
So if Newt Scamander is any way related to Harry Potter, he would have to have a daughter.
Okay.
And so that's Harry's mom.
Would be Harry's grandmother if your theory turns out to be right.
Harry's grandmother, James Potter's mother, would have to be Newt Scamander's daughter.
So Newt Scamander would be Harry's great...
No, just grandmother.
Newt Scamander would be Harry's great-grandfather.
Great-grandmother.
You sticking with all this, Brandy? No, I grandmother. Newt Scamander would be Harry's great-grandfather. Great-grandmother. You sticking with all this, Brandy?
No, I'm so lost.
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that's shipstation.com code your favorite thing do it i'm such a weirdo when it comes to family
trees that i'm like nope that doesn't make sense because of last names and blah blah but who knows
people can change last names yeah right valdemort changed his last name but yeah just changed his
name in general.
Well, anyone can do it.
All right.
Yeah.
That's very true.
Is that all you wanted to bring me up here for?
That's all I got.
You just wanted to say
your opinions?
Wait, will you retell
the story of when
the security guard
took us into the wrong room
in St. Croix?
Oh my gosh.
Oh gosh.
Oh, I felt so bad.
So he took us
to the first wrong room.
Yeah.
And I was like, looks like someone's in there.
And because you can kind of see through the curtains that like a TV was on.
So we didn't go into the first room, but there was someone in there.
And they took us to a second room.
There were zero lights on.
And he opened the door.
It sounded like two elderly people.
And I was so scared that they were going to die.
But I couldn't stop laughing at the same time because the guy kept screaming get out of here and oh my god it sounded like the youtube
video of that uh news reporter stomping on grapes and then she falls down and it's it's so sad
she can't breathe so like her like, her screams are strange.
But it was just, oh, gosh, I felt so bad.
But, like, you couldn't not laugh because it just, like, was that YouTube video all over again.
It was the funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
That sounds terrible.
We didn't even see it.
That's the thing.
We just heard it.
We never saw anybody.
That scene was a microcosm of the trip.
It was the saddest yet funniest thing
ever. Yeah, that's exactly what our trip was. Like, very, very
sad, but just hysterically, hysterically sad. Hysterically
sad. Oh, man. Well, I'm just really glad it brought
you guys closer as a couple, you know, honestly. Just really happy for you. Yeah.
I am one of the two people that I think watched Ben's show on Freeform, The Happily Ever After.
Oh, God.
I think I was one of the two people that watched it.
My God, I hope you're not talking like relating our relationship to that.
No, no, no.
There was this episode where they did this obstacle course.
It was like a couple's obstacle course.
And there were all these, there was like a few couples.
And then there was the twin girls.
The twins.
The twins.
But it's...
The twins.
The twins.
So obviously Ben and Lauren, Laura.
Lauren did not do very well but the twins i think did
well i don't know but i felt like that was that for us like a couple obstacle course yeah of
airplanes rocks and we made it through monopoly monopoly was bad we made it through Whoa That was weird And I still love ya
I still love you
Aww
Where's my
Ding ding ding
That's cute
Are you still in
South Africa?
I wish
Oh wait no
You totally would not be
No I'm
I'm in Denver
Okay we gotta
We gotta let Sarah go
Cause you gotta get
The god dang dogs
Out of here
Alright
Alright bye Brandy
Why are you
You're doing like
A cool sexy radio voice Now I just I bent over to the microphone dang dogs out of here. All right. All right. Bye, Brandy. Why are you doing like a cool,
sexy radio voice now?
Well, I just,
I bent over to the microphone
and I just felt
a little bit sexy.
What happened?
I don't know.
I just bent over
and it just came out of me.
Just for you, Brandy.
You're listening to
Cool Jazz
on 97.3
with Sarah Hyland
bringing the hits
to the beaches.
Lovely to be on
your show, you two.
Guess what? You're my favorite thing.
Oh!
Ring that bell.
Bye!
Hysterical.
Okay, so I have so many more things, by the way.
Okay, let's keep going.
I'm sorry, I feel like I'm
ambushing this episode, though.
No, no, I've got a few favorite things I'll add on the end.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go back to my experience on a plane.
Okay.
Watch a lot of movies on the plane.
Me too.
Oh, I wonder if you got.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I wonder if you got to see the same one I did.
Okay.
So there is a movie called Searching.
I'm not sure if you've heard of that.
It's with the. Remember Harold and Kumar go to if you've heard of that. It's with the,
remember Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?
Oh, yeah.
It's the Asian guy.
I don't remember his name exactly,
but it's him.
And then it's Debra Messing,
who's in Will and Grace.
And the whole thing is shot
like POV from like a webcam.
It's really well done.
His daughter goes missing and he starts like kind
of like going through her computer like trying to figure out who she is and like because he didn't
know her you know like obviously like completely different life she was living and it's all done
through like facetiming with the police officer who's deborah messing or like facetiming like
with his brother who's trying to help him out. Watching news clips on the computer.
So that's how it shuts.
A lot of like showing him like texting and her responding.
The way it's done is like completely revolutionary.
And it's phenomenal.
The twist is great.
The whole thing's great.
So really.
What's it called again?
Searching.
Searching.
Yeah, check it out.
What do you got?
So I watched a movie.
It feels like forever ago now.
The first flight I took to Paris. and it's called Annihilation.
Have you seen it?
Oh, yeah, with Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, it's trippy as hell.
I feel like I was on an acid trip.
I loved it.
Best movie I have seen in a long time.
And, you know, it's the same director as Ex Machina, that really cool robot movie.
But I just loved this i mean i mean
clearly it's like an alien movie in a sense but i thought it was like a mix of um like avatar meets
i don't know like an alien movie you know what i mean it was just so cool yeah i feel like it's
pronounced ex machina ex machina ex machina i don't know whatever i don't know uh yeah i've
seen that loved it did you watch Crazy Rich Asians on the plane
no I didn't watch that was it good
I don't know it's like the oldest story in the book
like you know yeah
the girl isn't good enough for the guy
and the mom hates it and it's like
I will say this
so like Aquafina
which is someone in the movie that's
I guess a thing she's funny
so I get it okay all right
but yeah i don't know like like sarah loved it i was like it's good but it's like this is the
oldest story i've ever i've ever seen right but like i did i wish i was that rich i suppose like
that's nice yeah right god i've been watching some good tv shows right now. Oh, do tell. Have you seen Escape at Dannemora?
No, what's that?
Oh my God.
What is that?
Is it a true story?
Yes.
Okay, so it's on Showtime.
So that kind of sucks if you don't have Showtime, but whatever.
It's amazing.
And it's the true story and it's directed by Ben Stiller, but it's not a comedy.
It follows these two prisoners.
One is Benicio Del Toro,
who everyone loves,
and Paul Dano.
He was in There Will Be Blood.
I drink it up.
I drink your milkshake.
I drink it up.
That guy.
And then,
so those two guys are in prison
and Patricia Arquette
plays like someone
who works at the prison, like works at like the sewing department where like they've got to go work.
And she has this relationship with Paul Dano's character.
And it's like all about them breaking out of prison, which is a true story.
Like I remember when this was happening and I was reporting on it on the radio being like, this is amazing.
Like this whole story is crazy.
It's so well done.
The cast is crazy good
and it goes back to my theory last time when i was talking about how we're in a different age
right like these are all movie stars every patricia arquette is a movie star yep denisio
del toro is a movie star paul dano is a movie star these are all movie stars and the story is so good
that they're like fuck it let's just make like six movies in a row and put on Showtime, you know?
Yep, totally.
It's the way things are heading.
Totally.
It's amazing.
I'm gonna have to watch that.
I've been looking for a new show to watch.
You'll love it.
And then the other one to like, not to pad my theory, but it's the exact same thing.
Julia Roberts with Homecoming.
Have you seen that?
No, I haven't.
Man, that was good too.
I watch a lot of TV, man.
You watch more TV than anyone i've ever met it's because it's part of my job all right brandy and i got to talk about
it uh-huh julia roberts is like a therapist in this privatized medical company that is sending
veterans with ptsd there to help with their PTSD. And the medication that
they're prescribing to them is straight up just erasing their memories. It's crazy. It's not a
true story, but it's one of those where you're like, this could probably be true and I would
buy it thing. That's really well done. I suggest that one okay have you seen i think it's
called bodyguard it's a new netflix new netflix series guy with game of thrones is it i don't my
mom was raving about it when i was in la a couple days i watched the first episode i gotta say it
was really good i fell off it but yeah i've heard that's a really good one it's the it's the guy
it's the guy he gets killed in the red Wedding. That son. Oh, Rob.
Yeah, Rob Stark.
Rob Stark.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My mom's binged the entire series in one day.
She was obsessed.
Really?
Yeah, she loved it.
I'm devastated that Manifest is over for now.
They did the whole, like, what is it, fall finale or whatever.
And now I have to live without Manifest.
I know.
This is terrible to say, but I'm glad he, like, left his wife, you know?
Me too.
That's been a long time coming. Long coming you know he deserves happiness yes he does and like it's
it's another he sucks she like it's it's the same thing of like the harry potter thing where it's
like they're right they're always right and yet everyone's like i don't believe you it's like i
know how many things gotta be right about before you're like, okay, you know what? You might have some sort of weird superpower now, you know?
Yeah.
Oh, totally.
And you know, Michaela is getting back with her dude.
Oh, absolutely.
Like 1,000%.
Like if they don't, I have to stop watching because they just have to be together.
I'm still holding out that I think Danny's a bad guy.
All right.
I'm just calling that one.
I could see it.
I could see it.
Calling it.
Yep.
What else did I see?
I never seen it, but we watched it the other night.
It's an older movie, Melissa McCarthy's Spy.
Have you seen that?
Oh, no, I haven't seen that.
I'm not a big Melissa McCarthy guy.
She kind of bothers me.
You know what?
I kind of agree with that statement, but this is really good.
But also, like, Jason Statham is really funny in it.
Yeah, yeah, he's great.
Oh, I watched The Meg with Jason Statham.
I don't know
that was kind of hacky one of the main characters is this like asian woman who like really can't
speak english so like all her jokes were terrible you know like it was just i i just wish they'd
cast it better that was my yeah that makes sense going back to like airport i obviously spent so
much time at the airport that i was like thinking about a lot, and a lot of it had to do with taking craps, okay? I don't know if this has ever happened to you,
but you know when you go into an airport and you've got the protective paper that you put
on the toilet seat? Yes.
You know? Yeah.
Now every airport toilet has the automatic flusher, and so I swear to God, every single
time I put it down, and then I'm like- It flushes.
It flushes it down. You're like, come on come on man this happens to me every time and i feel like
the toilets just sit there like ha ha ha you have a dirty ass you don't get a clean ass
that is insane but it's so true also like when you're in the air like airplane toilets
what's with the shotgun shell blast when you flush you know why why do we have
to shoot my shit out of the plane at mach 17 i don't know but you know like okay so you know
like all the air on the plane is circulated right so like the the air you're breathing out of the
vent above your seat is air coming from
the freaking bathroom like there's no way around that yeah any time i go into the bathroom even
if i'm just peeing i close the air vent because i'm so paranoid that like someone's gonna smell
like anything that's in the bathroom and think it was me i just don't understand like it's so
it scares me every time i do it too you You know, I always close this, the seat and then flush.
Yeah.
Just,
it's,
it's terrible.
And that,
and that noise,
you don't want to hear that noise on an airplane.
It sounds like a shotgun blast through the fuselage.
It kind of sounds like you're going to get sucked out with it.
Absolutely.
It's terrifying.
That's why I always close the seat fully and then flush.
Cause it scares me. Oh, you do? Yeah. Like always close the seat fully and then flush because it scares me.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Like put the whole lid down and then flush.
All right.
That's good to know.
And it's not as scary.
That's my tip for living well.
I forgot about that bit.
That was a good bit.
We need to bring it back.
I know. God. forgot about that bit that was a good bit we need to bring it back i know god oh one of the last
things i thought was kind of funny like it's a very good i want to preface this like i'm very
grateful i live a very charmed life i realize that but i get sent a lot of shit you know you
get sent a lot of crap and you're just like i don't and the thing that people ask like can we
send you stuff you're like yeah sure i don't care you know send to me whatever so it happens to me like to a certain extent but it
happens to sarah like to the nth degree i assume it's probably similar to like you and your sister
you know like the stuff that miley gets sent is on a different like echelon oh yeah you get sent
right totally but yet you still get sent really cool stuff and i get sent really cool stuff but i
think it's really funny because like we'll have boxes at the door every day uh and like the difference between the shit i get and the shit she gets
it says a lot about i think who we are you know yeah aside from like success it says a lot so let
me just tell you what i've gotten recently okay okay obviously i've got something going on with with like my ass okay so i've been
sent shout out to poopery hooking it up with a lifetime no way i love that i have so much
fucking poopery i do not know what to do with it uh give it a gift for christmas oh it's going
into everyone's stocking everyone yeah the other gift that I've gotten is dude wipes, which are like wipes for your butt, I guess.
Right.
I feel like you've talked about those a lot.
People must think you just really love them.
I guess.
No, I, yeah.
I got sent different ones.
This is a whole different company giving me some love.
So thanks dude wipes for hooking it up, I guess.
Everyone likes a clean, a clean butt, you know?
Yeah, totally.
I got sent, like, way too many Listerine mints recently.
Wow.
I got sent a Oscar Mayer t-shirt that says,
Hot dogs are sandwiches, too, which I felt was on brand for me.
Totally on brand.
And then, like, Sarah's over here getting like i don't know flower arrangements and like juicy couture and like corksicle brand cool stuff i love corksicle
i do too man i'm all about it yeah i'm over here just getting stuff from a butthole
maybe you should stop talking about your butthole so much and start talking about
other things that you want people to give
you maybe so but you know what i gotta be honest with you here's my tip for living wells
you want to have a successful relationship you get yourself some poopery all right you get yourself
a lot of it too all right oh gosh it's true that's hilarious. I've got some music.
What do you got?
Tell me.
A couple albums came out.
The 1975 should have a new album.
Yeah, did you see the video for it?
No, I haven't yet.
The one I saw is ripping off the Talking Heads,
which is my favorite band.
Interesting.
Here's one of my favorite things in the world.
Jonathan Demme directed what I consider to be
the greatest rock video ever.
The Talking Heads.
Everyone should go watch this if you like music at all.
It's called Stop Making Sense, directed by Jonathan Demme, who won an Oscar for Philadelphia
and a bunch of other amazing movies.
And David Byrne is the lead singer of The Talking Heads.
He's amazing.
And so the 1975 ripped off basically a scene from that movie.
I got to say this.
I have more respect for Matt Healy right now because of that.
Interesting.
Okay.
What do you want me to play?
I think my favorite is I Always Want to Die.
I like how it's called.
I Always Want to Die.
Sometimes.
I love that.
I love that Do you think I look like that guy?
What's that?
Do you think I look like that guy?
A little bit
I used to get that a bunch
It's the hair probably
Yeah it was the hair
And the skinniness
Yeah
I do really like this band.
I worry about Matthew Healy.
You know, he's got a little bit of a
substance abuse issue.
Yeah.
It's a slow one, though.
I love the slow stuff.
I love that they have this be our background music.
You being such a gigantic John Mayer fan,
do you watch his Instagram video?
His Instagram TV show?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the one, what's it called?
Current Mood?
Yeah.
Yeah, I love it.
He just did the episode with Halsey.
I know, and they said that they're not dating.
Yeah, they've been saying that just did the episode with Halsey. I know, and they said that they're not dating.
Yeah, they've been saying that.
But let me tell you something.
If I had... I'm not buying it.
Okay, well...
That's what I would say if I was dating them.
Low-key, my sister, Noah, has, talking to a guy that she was really
obsessed with that is now apparently
dating Halsey. Really?
Is his name John Mayer?
No, his name is not John Mayer.
That'd be a little weird if Noah was dating John Mayer
or talking to John Mayer.
No, it's not John Mayer. It's somebody else.
Alright, well,
then I'll buy it.
I'm holding out hope, all right?
I want John Mayer to get one more notch
into that belt, all right?
Oh, my God.
I cannot.
Come on, John.
You can do it.
John Mayer.
Okay, I have another song.
What do you got?
Have you heard Miley's new song?
Oh, no.
What?
Are we even friends anymore?
I'm sorry, but...
It's actually a Mark Ronson song that Miley's featured on,
but it's a Miley song, let's be real.
What's the name of the song?
Nothing Breaks Like a Heart.
You should watch the video.
It's actually really good.
All right.
I've heard of this vocalist before.
Oh, yeah?
Heard of her before, yeah.
Never hung out with her or anything, though, right?
I don't know if she wants to admit that she's met me
But
I've got it on right now
I love her
Alright, Miles You watching the video? last night we lived inside by pretty lies you know it ooh oh
alright
Miles
you watching
the video
no I'm
just playing
on Spotify
for such
a little
tiny person
she has
this like
deep
grit
voice
that's just
so cool
man
I know
nothing
nothing
nothing gonna save us now this broken silence voice that's just so cool man i know good driving beat i like it
good right i kind of love mumford and sons driving beat sound to it you know
totally they have a new album out too i haven't listened to it yet what mumford and sons has a
new album out but i haven't listened yet yeah we talked What? Mumford & Sons has a new album out, but I haven't listened yet.
Yeah, we talked about it last week on the Live from Chicago podcast.
Got anything else?
Got any more tunage?
I think that might be it.
I'm a little off the grid.
Literally, when I was in South Africa, it was weird.
I remember thinking, man, I haven't listened to music in four whole days,
which is a long time for me.
Usually, I listen to music all day, every day.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm a little off the grid with everything because i was gone but any any music on your end or no have you
noticed this that on spotify if you have shazam like linked up to it you've got my shazam tracks
no way that's cool yeah so i've got all of these songs i'm like what is this i know this
i want to link mine that's cool did i katie tupin you know this huh was this you
katie tupin no shake baby shake
can't hear it Tall, tall order to pave a new way.
My skin sometimes was crawling nearly every night. Till I saw a sign that pointed left or right.
Give me a little something.
Give me a little something.
The chorus is where it hits.
Word by word and pain by number.
Take this girl.
Lightning and thunder.
Take the world.
Shake, baby, shake, baby, shake, baby.
Shake, baby, shake, baby, shake it.
Yeah, Katie Tupin, Shake Baby.
I like that song.
I don't know.
I heard it on a commercial or something.
And you Shazammed it?
I Shazammed it.
Now it's on my Shazam tracks on my Spotify.
That's cool.
I got a lot of good stuff in here, actually.
I should go through this more often.
Dig through.
Go dig through.
Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
I think this is...
My night's coming to an end.
It's 7.15.
I know.
So I'm going to go and we're going to decorate the tree.
Oh.
Put the trimmings on the tree.
What are you guys doing for the holidays?
We're in LA if you want to come say hey.
Nah, dog.
I'm going to Nashville.
Oh, dog.
All right.
Fuck myself, man.
What are you all going to do for New Year's Eve?
We are going to Mexico.
We are going to retry
a vacation and if that doesn't work then i don't know what's going to happen with us
okay well that sounds fun yeah we're going back to where we were remember that trip we went to
before uh it was really nice so what are you doing for new year's i'm djing in nashville
at opryland hotel yeah yeah i think it'll be fun actually that will be good good big old party so well i just can't believe it's but christmas is
here man i know it's insane oh i forgot to tell you i'm almost done with bear town oh you like it
i love it but i'm just i'm almost finished i have like a few more chapters left do you know what i
finished recently what's that i
didn't love and i think a lot of people are going to be mad at me about this let's hear it handmaid's
tale what you didn't love it i didn't love it i don't know i don't know what it was it's it's very
beautifully written it's verbose and eloquent and you read it did not watch it i listened to it but
whatever okay yeah yeah i like the end
did you read the book i didn't read it i've just seen the show oh oh oh oh oh yeah when you when
you read and you read the book you're like how they make this do a show because it's not that
long you know yeah but it was i didn't love it but it's it's i didn't know that it was written
in 1984 like this thing's been around for a while. Ballets and plays
and movies have been made about it. I had no idea
about all that. I didn't
love it. But I am
currently on Girl in Cabin
10. Oh, you're reading it?
Oh, good. I'm going to see how you like it.
Yeah, I'm excited about that. I thought it was good.
But yeah, Beartown, it's not what I was expecting
in a sense. But I really like it
a lot. It's kind of messed up, not gonna lie
about that. Yeah, very messed up.
Very messed up. So is it set
in like
where, like Sweden or somewhere?
Yeah. Sweden or Finland or
Finland, somewhere up north like that, right?
Yeah. Yeah, so interesting.
Yeah, I'm almost done with it, so I'll let you know
once I'm done, but I love it so far.
Yeah, it's good. I think you'll like the done but i love it so far yeah it's good i i think
you'll like the ending actually nice yeah it's good stuff i i like that book it's very female
empowerment i don't know if yeah if you've gotten to that part yet but you know totally yeah i can
see that for sure all right well i'm gonna i'm going to um i'm gonna leave the show right now with a song that I really do love a lot.
Okay.
By Henry Jameson.
It's called Real Peach.
Have you ever heard of this guy?
No.
I don't know if I've played this.
I might have already played this on the show.
But, you know, we were listening, like, poolside so much.
side so much.
And this song just kept on coming up on my Spotify
over our just like abysmal
freaking
terrible vacation.
And I think you feel good.
Randy,
I miss you, girl.
Miss you, too. I literally
just missed you. I left
the day before you got back. I know.
But I shall see you soon.
All right. Well, love you guys. Love everybody. Love everybody. Bye.
Bye.
But I think that it was this song, just four years premature. And I remember crossing out the line