Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wells wears a turtleneck & Brandi judges Wells

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi is working on being a good friend who goes to surprise parties even though being an adult is hard, and Wells is prepping for his People's Choice Awards hosting gig where he’ll be sporting a turtleneck and plaid combo which you’ll either love, hate, or love to hate. Wells and Brandi are still snacking on leftover Halloween candy and argue over which candy wins: is it Kit Kat, Reese’s, or peanut M&MS? Please let us know your thoughts on this important issue ASAP. The hosts discuss Instagram’s choice to remove Wells' pic (but not Sarah’s!), news hosts incredibly annoying habit of repeating information, dog haters who won’t mind their own business, and airplane seat etiquette. Wells and Brandi share their favorite things of the week, plus find out who followed Brandi on Instagram and which celebrity needs to pump the breaks when it comes to costumes. Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! MEJURI– Go to Mejuri.com/YFT for free shipping on orders over one hundred dollars FABFITFUN– Use coupon code YFT for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com #fabfitfunpartner BILLIE– Save 10% off your razor when you go to MyBillie.com/YFT  

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got a text last night. It's kind of long story. Basically I got a text last night about a friend of mine that's throwing a surprise birthday party tonight for another friend of ours. And it just so happens that there was another surprise birthday party on Wednesday night that I was supposed to go to. And I was, I really had every intention of going and I just didn't get my work done and was so tired by the time I did get my work done that I didn't go. And I got dragged for it by my other friends like you're a bad friend. You didn't go to the party. And so when there was another one tonight, I was like, OK, this is my chance to redeem myself and prove I'm not a bad friend.

So I agreed to go. And that was my calendar. And I was like, oh, shit, I have to record a podcast at 730. I can't go. Then I was like, all right, you know what I could do? I could go to my downtown house that my friends live in and record my podcast there and then go to the birthday party because i'll still be downtown but i just know myself and if i were to go all the way home to

do this podcast i would never leave again yeah i'm sorry we could have done it tomorrow you said you couldn't well yeah because i'm doing um the Choice Awards. Yeah, so we can't do it tomorrow. I mean, we could. I can just get up early and we can do it tomorrow. Nah, we're doing it now. We're doing it. I'm committed. I'm in.

All right. Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know all that information. It's okay. It's okay. I didn't either until, like, this morning. Good for you for being a good friend. I'm trying.

I'm trying to salvage my friendships. You know, it's hard being an adult and being a good friend because you have so many responsibilities of your own and you're torn in so many different directions and somehow you seem to have less and less time. But friendships take time, you know? For sure. You got to nurture them like a flower. I kill all the flowers I get. So that's cool. Well, you've kept this friend for the past three years. So you know why? You know how I've kept this friendship? Well, it's well because you your friendship we have more of a succulent friendship it only needs water like once a year yeah and it totally survives but i feel like that's the best type of friend to have

the only type of friend i can have yeah friends that are like we never hang out and they're like always doing that you're just like ah okay out. And they're like always doing that. You're just like, ah, okay. You know, like they're exhausting. Yeah. But friends like me are the best. I mean, we talk every week effectively, but you can go out to dinner or lunch. You picked up where you left off and everything's cool. No, agreed.

Those are always my favorite friendships for sure. And I have many of those that have lasted over the years. So I know it's possible to do, but you know yeah you're trying to water some friendships okay well listen i get it man i just burn bridges i say let it burn baby i'm already getting the i thought we were friends and i'm not invited to the wedding oh thing and i'm like we haven't sent out in the no one's invited right now. You know? Yeah, so why would people say that?

Because I think people saw engagement, engagement party, and they assume if they weren't invited to the engagement party, they're not coming to the wedding. But the truth of the matter is, one, if we invited everyone that's coming to the wedding to the engagement party, everyone would come. And that would be just as expensive as the wedding. And then I would be out of money. Oh, totally. would be just as expensive as a wedding and then i would be out of money oh totally for the most part the engagement party was like super tight my family super tight sarah's family and then like friends who just lived in town that are like part of the wedding party if like but we haven't gotten to that point yet but yeah i'm already getting that and if you know what here's here's here it is if you do that to me now i don't want to invite you totally because you're that guy If you do that to me, now I don't want to invite you.

Totally. Because you're that guy or you're that girl. Totally. You know, now I'm like, oh, I was, but now, oh. Yeah, now you're like, well, you kind of lit your invitation on fire there, bro. Yeah, you shot your shot a little too early. By the way, I feel great. I went and had People's Choice Awards rehearsal today.

Oh, you did the rehearsal today. Gotcha. Yeah, today was the rehearsal. So I'm doing it with Tanya and Justin Silvestri. Honestly, like it couldn't be a more fun, like a fun group of people to hang out with and do the show with. I wish you were there actually. It's too bad you don't live here.

You'd be perfect for these type of things. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Well, I know. You really would be. You're so much more apt for this than I am. Because you, like, understand fashion.

You're in the industry. I'm just like the walk-a-walk guy. But whatever. I'm happy. But I wish you were there doing it. But this is a really good crew. But anyways, I got home. I made myself a little old-fashioned.

Ooh, nice. I forget it's Saturday night. Yeah, we're recording this a couple days early because we're just busy next week you know when you have an engagement party no one really knows what to give you so they give you alcohol which is what like i'm not complaining about gifts we were given so much alcohol and so the other day i was i gotta start drinking this shit or our bar is gonna be a problem that's actually horrible for people to give you all that alcohol and then you drink it all before the wedding and then you're puffy for your wedding.

Yeah, I know, right? So someone gave us like a really nice bottle of whiskey or bourbon. I don't even know. What kind? I don't even know. It was in its own wooden box with a glass case and I was like, and Sarah doesn't drink whiskey. And I was like, you know

what? YOLO. No time like the present. That's true. And I was like, you know what? YOLO. No time like the present. That's true. And I got to say, because last episode we were talking about how I drink well liquor all the time because I can't tell, but this is fucking delicious. I'm going to need you to take a photo of it

and send it to me so I can see what it is because no one loves a good bourbon more than Ry-Ry. Oh, really? He loves it. He was drinking. He had a glass of whiskey the other night. He was just drinking some whiskey on ice while we were FaceTiming.

And I was like, who are you? Oh, this is really good to know because, well, one, he doesn't live in America, so it's probably hard to get really good whiskey. It is. It's funny to him. Irish whiskeys are really good with whiskeys over there. And it's funny because over here, I think those are some of the cheaper, not as good whiskeys.

Well, no, I mean, there's phenomenal Irish whiskeys, but is there? Yes, absolutely. One of the last times I went over there, I took him a bottle of Basil Hayden's. It's a Kentucky bourbon. Yeah. Have you had that? It's my favorite. Is that the one that's got the horses that gallop on the top?

No, it's a different one. You know what I'm talking about, though, right? I do. Yeah, I do know what you're talking got the horses that gallop on the top no it's not it's a different one you know i'm talking about though right i do yeah i do know you're talking about i can't think of the name of it those are cool just because the bottles are cool because they have different horses on top of all of them and you can collect them all yeah yeah like the basil hayden's is so good if you have never had that i need to buy you a bottle not that you need more liquor but yeah i don't i'm a big bullet rye guy. That's always like a reasonably priced, good rye or bourbon. I like bullet, you know, four roses is good.

You know, whatever. Anyways, whatever the fuck this is. Fantastic. But here's my thing. Here's the least favorite thing. Actually,

should we shut the show? Yeah, we got to. Okay. You, sorry. I did the last one. I feel like.

Okay. Bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with well sam brantay i have no bell sorry that's okay i'll bell for you dude we fucked up royally why on halloween when you say we i mean sarah and myself and my brother and his wife and yikes dan and beth and steve lee and sierra and connor and that was the people that came over we had a bowl of candy it was really funny sarah is a candy nazi really when kids come up to the door and they take more than one piece she goes only one piece

i can totally hear her saying that. And I'm like, I don't know why. Who the fuck cares? Take a handful. I don't care. So we had. A handful. Whatever.

I don't. Just take it. So we filled up the bucket. Well, my brother did. Filled up the basket or whatever. And then by the end, I was like, like you can only take one we're running out you know come to find out that was only half the back oh look at all the candy i just i just eat fucking every day i eat more and more fun sized candies i know i actually have the same thing

going on at my house and i do exactly the same thing. Like I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to have a three musketeers because the nougat's amazing. You know what my favorite is that's laying around? The Kit Kat bar. Oh man. We got a whole bag of Kit Kat. We got a whole bag of Kit Kats. It's red Kit Kat.

It's dark chocolate Kit Kat for when you want to get fancy. And there's the white chocolate for when you want to be racist. All right. How many Kit Kats do we got? Just the one was great. I like all the flavors of Kit Kat, honestly. Agreed.

I saw that Kit Kat came in number one in the top like 30 candies for Halloween. Which was surprising as balls. I would have thought like M&M's maybe. Favorite candy. Reese's peanut butter cups. I disagree. I don't love them. What are you, a communist?

They're delicious. They're fine. I'm not a big peanut butter guy. I mean, think about it. It's not good for you. Peanut butter is good for you anyways. And then there's a little. I know.

And then there's like a little thing of chocolate. It's delicious and healthy. Definitely not healthy. But I like peanut M&&ms in the yellow bag oh yeah those are bomb i don't hate that so anyways i'm just slowly digging this hole to diabetes because we have so much candy and i can't give it away seriously if there's a yft or out there in the greater los angeles area that lives close to where we live in the valley. I will meet you at a predetermined location and I will give you all this fucking candy. Get it away from me. Someone's going to take you up on that.

Good. I will go there and give it to them. The problem is, is that's going to be gone before. Because we keep eating it all. Literally, like I walked in today and Sarah was like just crushing some M&M's. Shems she's like we gotta get rid of all this candy i'm like i know and then but i had been working on it so i was kind of hungry so i was like well you know like looking for like snacks then of course here we are in candy yeah well when that's the only thing laying around then you just gotta eat it i know i know it dangerous territory it You got any favorite things, bro? I started a new book today, actually.

It's not a new book. It's actually a book everyone's going to be like, I've never even read it or seen it or whatever. But my mom read this book, I feel like, forever ago. Maybe when it first came out. And I remember her being obsessed with it and telling me over and over and over that I just had to read it. And for some reason, I never did.

But it's now a movie that I haven't seen yet. It's called the art of racing in the rain. Did you tell me you saw this movie? No, but Caitlin's been tweeting about it really recently. So I know about it. Oh yeah. Okay.

So Milo is in it and a dog is in it. And Amanda Seyfried, who's one of my faves. She got big old eyes. Love her. Um, but anyway, I,

so I finally, I was at the airport today, and I desperately needed a new book. And I was perusing the shelves, and I had read so many that are up there that it was like a little embarrassing that I have that much free time to read on planes. But I was looking around, and the only one that really jumped out at me that I hadn't read is The Art of Racing in the Rain. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to pick this up, and I'm going to read it before I watch the movie. Otherwise, I like reading books first because they're usually a lot denser than if you don't read the book first since we're on. So I picked it up. It's a very quick read. I'm already like a third done with it and I had a two-hour flight today. But it is really cool.

So it's basically like as far as I've gotten into it, it seems like the premise is the story is told from the perspective of this dog that lives with this family. It's just a really unique perspective of what goes through a dog's brain and how they perceive things. And it's totally fiction, obviously. I don't think there's any research to back up any of the way this guy wrote this or whatever. Because a dog didn't sit down at a typewriter

and crack that puppy out. Not a dog. Yeah. I'm very curious to see how they translate it to film. So my plan is to finish the book in the next few days and then watch the movie and have a movie review next week. So far, I'm loving it. I started reading a new book, and it's, I mean, it's been out for a while, but I just haven't gotten around to it. It's called Little Fires Everywhere.

Oh, I think I've heard of that. So the plot is this. The book tells a story of a single mother, Mia Warren, who moves into the suburbs in Ohio with her teenage daughter, where they become involved with Elena Richardson and her picture-perfect family. While Mia is a free-spirit artist with a mysterious past, Elena is a stickler for the rules and status quo. Little fires everywhere. Your book plot voice is insane. I'm so in the beginning of it but like it's a new

york times bestseller so like this is i guess so dumb but whatever it is i'm reading it now it starts out with this family's house burns down and all the siblings are like well it was definitely her like the youngest daughter who's like kind of i guess maybe like mentally not there she definitely did it and like they can't find her you know and she'd started little fires in every like different room oh you know lighter food or whatever i will say um very intrigued with little fires everywhere okay i like the title right how do you feel the title of the art of racing in the rain is what threw me about the book in the beginning it's why i never really picked it up i was like like, I just don't really get the title. And now that I've read a few chapters, I understand it and it's cute. It's like the dog's owner is a race car driver.

And his whole life, he sits around with his owner who watches like tape of himself driving race cars. And the guy explains to the dog the art of racing in the rain. Like this guy's really good at race car driving in rain specifically. And I thought that was cute once I knew. But I feel like a title can really make or break a book because if you're not into the title, you're not going to pick it up. I 100 percent agree with that. I'm a little annoyed right now because Stephen King's new movie, Doctor Sleep. I saw that on the shelves today.

So that's an older book. That's the sequel to The Shining. It is? Yes. Oh, wow. And when I was doing YFT on The Shining, people were like, you need to read Doctor Sleep. It's what happens afterwards. And I was like, oh.

But I just finished Dreamcatcher, which is another Stephen King novel. And before that. I hated that movie. If you read the book, the movie is actually pretty phenomenal because it's really, really close to the book, which is surprising to me. And also is not the norm when you read books and then watch movies like the way they were able to do it was kind of impressive. Anyways, I was like, I need a Stephen King break, you know? Yeah, you do. And then I started reading Little Fires Everywhere and then Doctor Sleep's coming out.

And I was like, ah, I gotta read the book. So. So that's what you started? No'm still reading little fires everywhere but once i finished that one directly back to my boy stephen king love stephen king he's also a pretty good twitter follow is he i'm gonna give him a ding for his twitter follow like what kind of things are is he tweeting he's super liberal but if you read any of his books you'd know that about him that's not why i think he's funny some publication gave him like a bad review he's kind of petty there's nothing he doesn't need to prove anything at this point but he's kind of petty and he like responded to it being kind of bitchy about it and i was like good for you stephen king don't take any fucking gut

from these swine you know yeah how old is stephen king do we know I don't know. Timeless. He's curious. He's 72 years old. What? He's old. Well, yeah, but he's been around forever. Dang. Get it, Stephen King. And also, like, if you read his books, like, they're so long. Always. I know. He should be 7 million years old.

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earning points on your rent payments today. Oh, I forgot to talk about this a couple weeks ago. So, and this might be controversial, but I just think it's so silly and not so i posted a photo three weeks ago it's myself and sarah it's ashley and matt and sierra and connor and those are like our good friends here in la and we were at we were at katie stephens wedding it's from the photo booth. And all of our girlfriends, or in my case, fiancees are sitting on our laps. Matt's holding both of Ashley's boobs and she's making like a silly face and he's making a silly face.

And I've got one hand around holding Sarah's boob and she's making a silly face and I'm making like a face. And then like Connor and Sierra like didn't get the boob memo, I guess. And they're just like being cute and kissing. And I posted it and my caption was, never let go of those you hold dear and like that was funny right and then yeah I know exactly what you're talking about and I thought it was funny

right and then yeah I get sent from Instagram what your post goes against our community guidelines we removed your post because it goes against our community guidelines on nudity or sexual activity. Our guidelines are based on our global community, and some audiences may be sensitive to different things. Post removed for nudity or sexual activity on October 30th. That's ridiculous. So, whoa, okay. And then I noticed someone had written to me and they were like hey man we've noticed that like your if you do an instagram story and you try to tag me i don't show up all the fake

accounts of me show up but not me and so instagram's like a fact was like effectively try and punish me or whatever yeah and then shively posted that picture and they took his down what So then she posted it and then a whole Me Too argument erupted in her comment section. Yeah. And here's my thing. I understand being sensitive about that, especially in this day and age. But I think the whole idea of the Me Too thing is centered around consent. And of the Me Too thing is centered around consent. And Sarah is my fiance, but for Matt, that's his girlfriend. And we all thought that that picture was so funny. And of course, they were consenting adults in the picture because I actually think it was like their idea, you know? And the other thing is, I look at like social media and Instagram and stuff is a little window into our lives. And I think that's what's cool about it is that everyone has like a different story that they're telling and everyone has like a different experience.

And for a lot of people, they think that me and Sarah's experience is very funny or cute. They just are into it. And I'm sorry, but like we're playful and having a good time. And of course, we had a couple of drinks or whatever. And if she was slapped my hand, I was like, don't ever do that. Of course, I'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry. like we're playful and having a good time. And of course, we had a couple of drinks or whatever. And if she was, it's a slap my hand. I was like, don't ever do that. Of course, I'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry. But that wasn't the thing.

It was us having a fun time. And that picture was supposed to represent. This is like if you were hanging out with us, you're seeing into our little world. Of course, she's OK with it. Because to be fair, every post that I post with Sarah in it, she has to approve it. You know, you know, yeah, she's post with Sarah in it, she has to approve it, you know? Yeah. She has to be like, that looks cute. Well, she reposted it, and she's getting flack for it.

So obviously she consented or she wouldn't have posted it herself. Well, once she saw that mine got taken down, she was like, no way, man. And then she put hers up. I mean, I love that. And that's like ballsy. That's like such a Sarah thing to do anyways. And then there became this huge conversation. Like I'm looking right now,

there's a couple articles about this whole thing, which I think is silly. There was like this whole, as someone who like is part of the Me Too movement, how dare you do this? And then Sarah clapped back like super fast and put them in their place. And it's very funny because mine was taken down,

Shively's was taken down, but hers wasn't. No way, hers stayed up. Yeah, so I don't know what that means. Huh. I don't either. I'm sorry if that offended anybody. That was not that was not the point of the thing. The point of it was we were at a wedding and we were having a very good time and it was

a silly picture. And I thought the whole point of Instagram was so you get to see inside people's worlds. And that was our world that night. We were having a silly time. Well, and it's funny, like, you know, the general consensus is that people like authenticity on social media, right? They want you to be your real selves. They want you, they just want it to be authentic and real and, but then get offended when you do post stuff like that. So it's just like, well, what do you want? Do you want another cookie cutter,

fricking picture of me standing in front of a wall in an outfit? Or do you want a picture of me doing what I do in my everyday life? You know what mean yeah i don't know it's from the bottom of my heart if i offended anybody by hosting that picture i'm so sorry that was not what i was trying to do i thought it was silly and funny just my fiancee me too barkley shut the fuck up i think it's safe to say anybody that knows you guys you know thought it was funny and was entertained by it and knows that you didn't mean anything by it. Yeah, whatever. Is Sarah going to the People's Choice Awards?

Yeah, she's presenting. Oh, cool. It really worked out well. A cute little family affair. I know. I'm so excited about it. We get to do the glam bot together. Well, hopefully we get to do the glam bot together.

Did you get your outfit figured out? I did. And I don't know how you're going to feel about it. And I feel like you're either going to love it or you're going to hate it. Okay. Can I show you a picture? Yeah. So by the time this comes out, it'll be known what I was wearing.

Okay. Okay. I don't know how you're going to feel about it. Is it gray? So it's like plaid and then with. What's plaid? It's like kind of like plaid. And then it's got a, I'm wearing a black turtleneck.

And then black boots. The turtleneck is definitely a statement. Yeah. I'm saying something. You are saying something. I'm saying something. It's a good thing you're engaged or you'd be saying something. And you're bleeding.

Yeah. That's fair i mean but you're engaged to sarah who's a girl so it's fine it's funny because this i think this is an interesting conversation so e has given me a stylist because they want me to look good on their tv show which makes total sense so then you meet with a stylist and he's like or she's like what do you like and i don't have a stuff i'm like leather jacket t-shirt jeans and boots you know beanie beanie they sent me a mood board have you ever heard of that um yes i have thank you i'm sure you have so he sent me like all these kind of cool pictures of famous actors wearing cool shit on the red carpet. And there was one of Eddie Redmayne in like this plaid suit with this turtleneck. Well, that's where you got the idea.

I was like, I like that. I think that's cool. It's different. If you get asked about your outfit, make sure you tell that story. All right, fine. Whatever. So I came home and i said sarah what do you think sarah and her friend were here i showed them the couple different looks and they

all like the turtleneck look okay all right but there's it's it's it's saying something like it is saying something and i can't wait to see the reviews yeah people you think people will make fun of me for sure yeah that's okay i will make fun of you already though it doesn't bother you sure yeah that's okay we'll make fun of you already though it doesn't bother you that's true i'll give a fuck i was watching the news the other night and it's so funny because i went to school basically to either be a radio host or a news host like those broadcast journalism those are the two things that you like studied and i was watching the news the other night and i've just noticed this happens all the time and i think it's funny. And it's just also kind of like lazy news reporting. I think we've all heard it too.

It'll be like the two people at the desk talking about the shooting that happened in Inglewood. Last week, there was a shooting in Inglewood. We caught up with some of the neighbors and they say they can't believe what happened. And then it cuts to the neighbor that says, I can't believe what happened. Like literally the thing that they were talking about

is the thing that the person says. Why wouldn't you just set it up like, we caught up with some neighbors, but instead it's neighbors say, they can't believe Sandra turned out to be a psycho. Here's a neighbor. I can't say that. Here's a neighbor now.

I can't believe Santa turned out to be a psycho. Back to you, Bob. Like, you're saying the exact same thing. Yeah. Community members couldn't believe that all the water was going down the drain. Here's a community member now. Well, I can't believe all the water was going down the drain. Back to you, Bob. You know? Totally. It sounds like an easy job. I know. Hey, what's the story? Dog adoptions?

Okay. Coming up at the six o'clock news. People in Studio City can't believe all the cute, Studio City can't believe all the cute, cuddly dogs that are up for adoption. Sandra? Hey, Bob. I'm down here at the Wags and Walks, and I'm here with Sarah. Sarah, what do you think about this? I can't believe all the dogs that are going to be adopted. Back to you, Bob.

That's a fucking thing you just said. Nothing new was said. Bob, that's a fucking thing you just said. Nothing new was said. Yet every day, most of America sits and watches the news and likes to hear it. Yeah. Post Halloween problems. Many homeowners can't believe they have so much candy left over. I can't believe I have so much candy left over.

Back to you, Bob. As I open some M&M's. Okay, I gotta stop Astrid from chewing up my rug. Please hold. I'll just do so. Neighbors say they couldn't believe that Brandy got another animal.

Here to report on the situation is Sarah, who's actually with Brandy. Brandy, what do you have to say about getting another animal? Here to report on the situation is Sarah, who's actually with Brandy. Brandy, what do you have to say about getting another animal? Well, I can't believe I got another animal. Back to you, Bob. What's one more? It's my life motto. I know. Astro just spilled

an entire bowl of water on the floor. It's pretty cool. I haven't even told you what happened to me at my show last night. Oh, tell me. So I played this like really cool event in Austin. I got to open for G-Eazy. It's pretty cool. Yeah, but Halsey.

What? Yeah, yeah, but Halsey. Astra, that's my rug. She doesn't care. Astra. What a little piece of poo. I'm about to throw a pillow at her. Do it. Dog abuser Brandy Cyrus throws pillow. Astra. What a little piece of poo. I'm about to throw a pillow at her. Do it.

Dog abuser Brandy Cyrus throws a pillow at Astra. Astra can't believe what she's seeing. It didn't even faze her. Let's go to location. Hey, Bob, I'm here on location. Astra, what do you think about this? Well, I can't believe what I'm seeing. She threw a pillow at me.

Back to you, Bob. Tell me about Austin. Got to open for G-Eazy, which is pretty cool. The show was cool. Crowd was great. Everything was great, except for it was just very, very disorganized. There was no one.

No one knew what was going on. No one gave me any kind of credential or laminate to get back and forth anywhere. It was just kind of like a free-for-all, which was very interesting. After my set, my set ended and Gerald was walking up on stage and they made everyone get off the stage

for him to walk onto the stage. Okay, valid. But then I expected to be let back on the stage because my stuff was up there and it took an insane amount of time to get my stuff off the stage and it was just so crowded. They had to be over fire code.

It was the most packed thing in the world and the place just wasn't very big. And so I was so frustrated after getting my stuff. I was like, I just want to get the hell out of here. So I couldn't get to like the backstage door. So I was like, I'm just going to go straight out the main door. I'm just going to walk off the stage, go straight to the crowd and just leave and get out of here. And it was just such like a rush that I went to step off the stage, which was very high up and must have not seen a step because I like face planted into the crowd and rolled my ankle and woke up this morning. And my ankle is the size of at least two softballs. Let me see it. I don't know how to show you exactly. You made fun of

my turtleneck. Let me see your ankle. I don't know how to show you. It doesn't look that bad. That's like, it's hard to show. If you saw it next to my ankle, I'm going to maybe send you a picture after we're done here. Okay. When you see it next to the left normal ankle, you're like, that's when it's real. And you're like, oh shit, that's a big ankle. Well, I'm sorry. It's okay.

Like if I do something that I'm embarrassed about, I like, I'm going to play it off and act like it's no big deal. Even if I could have broken my ankle last night, I would've been like, I'm fine. I'm good. I'm good. It's good. No big deal. I didn't even hurt but like in reality like it hurt so bad and I was

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Get some razors, yo. Did you see Heidi Klum's Halloween costume? No, what is it? Do you have your computer in front of you? Yes, that's how I'm talking to you. Oh, that's right. Drinking whiskey. What am I looking for look up heidi klum halloween costume 2019 oh speak halloween i got a follow from paris hilton on instagram after posting my paris and nicole outfit what is this outfit of heidi klum's so she's some sort of alien zombie with tubes out of her nipples. I don't really know what's going on.

Yeah, this is wild. Her brain's exposed. And here's my thing. This makes my alien costume look real bad. I know. I love Halloween. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. We'll try hard, Heidi Klum.

All right, let's pump the brakes a little bit, okay? What are you trying to do? Who are you trying to be other than this weird alien with tubes out of their nipples? It's way too much, okay? It's a lot. You sat in hair and makeup for 14 hours so all your friends could be like, Jesus Christ, look at her. Why did she do that?

Is this her Halloween party? Yes. I didn't think she does this like crazy Heidi Klum Halloween thing. It's too much. It's not fun. It's a lot. Pump the brakes. I didn't think Heidi Klum could look so ugly.

It took a lot of work because she's beautiful. So beautiful. But also like you've taken it to a level that is ridiculous. Yeah, it's pretty nuts. It's too much. It's a lot. It's too much, Heidi Klum. Bring it back. taken it to a level that is ridiculous. Yeah, it's pretty nuts. It's too much. It's a lot. It's too much, Honey Gloom. Bring it back.

Bring it back a little bit. All right? Yeah, she looks terrifying. Yeah. I was on a run the other day, and so I run with Carl, you know? Carl. Carl's a bloodhound. Bloodhounds are known to be able to run over three counties on ascent without stopping.

Three counties. It's true.cent without stopping. Three counties. It's true. Look it up. I did. Oh, gosh. So Carl and I are trotting down Laurel Canyon Boulevard. Someone yells out, hey, it's 90 degrees outside. And I said, what?

Thinking maybe this is a YFT or something. I don't know. So I pull out my earbud. Huh? Hey, it's 90 degrees outside. Okay, thanks. You shouldn't be running your dog in this heat. Huh?

Your dog shouldn't be running in this heat. Go fuck yourself, lady. This is why you're alone. This is why you're alone. This is why you're alone. I looked down at Carl. And you know how dogs can't smile, but they kind of can, you know? Yeah. They look up at you and they have that like, this is so fun.

Oh, my God. Look, you know? Yeah. So I'm having this exchange with this woman who's telling me it's too hot to run my fucking dog who by the way can run over three counties on a scent without stopping in fucking rural arkansas which is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in the attic in july that's right i went to school mississippi i know a lot of weird cliches so i looked down at carl and carl's like hey this is. We're having such a good time. And I wanted to yell back, hey, I'm the one you should be worried about.

Not the dog. The dog is doing just fine. He, in fact, is very happy. Whereas I am sweating out my butthole and I want to go home. You know? But also, don't yell out of your car telling people that they shouldn't run their dogs because dogs love to run. And you know what?

It wasn't too hot. It wasn't too hot for Carl. It wasn't at all. Nah, 90 degrees in LA is like the norm. Dude, by the way, and maybe I shouldn't have been doing this. In the dead of summer in Nashville, we would run the Shelby Bottoms Parkway. A five-mile run at 170 degrees

with 7,000 percent humidity. He was absolutely fine. He loved it. He would beg to go. He'd scratch on the door to try to go. People that do that shit are just crazy to me, and this is why you're alone.

One thousand percent. Don't yell outside a window and tell someone not to run their dog. Also, if I could make Carl understand English, he would rip out your jugular lady because that's all he fucking wants to do is go on runs. Oh my gosh. You know? Yeah. Can you imagine if that woman was able to talk like Carlese? Carl would be like, what?

Well, I don't know. I really like it. It's pretty fun. I go and sniff shit and I smell stuff and I fucking piss everywhere. It's like my Saturday night at the Roxbury. I feel like I just came up with a great idea for some YFT merch. Should we make tennis balls that say this is why you're alone and you can just throw them at people when they shout insults at you? Yes.

I'd buy some. I do have like a favorite show. Oh, do tell. I think you're going to like this one. Okay, great. I need a new show. I think you're going to like this one. It's on Netflix called Daybreak.

Have you heard of it? I've seen previews for it. It's not new, right? I think it's only in the first season. Maybe it is new. Premise. All surrounded by this guy named Josh I think it's only in the first season. Maybe it is new. Premise. All surrounded by this guy named Josh. Not Jock Josh.

Not Cool Josh. Not Gay Josh. Not Other Gay Josh. But Canadian Josh. When you watch the show, it'll make sense. Okay. All surrounded. It's all about this.

He's a C student. He's nothing great. He's in love with this one girl named Sam. She was like the person who kind of gave him a tour around campus when he first got to town. It's happening in Los Angeles. In the first episode, there is, I guess it's a nuclear bomb is dropped. Some sort of apocalyptic ending to society. But how it works is that only adults are affected by the blast and it doesn't make them die.

It makes them into zombies. So all the kids are still alive and like living in tribes and shit. And then all the parents and adults and teachers are now zombies. And they're effectively having to try to stay alive, try to kill off zombies. And then also like trying to stay alive between the different tribes. And that's pretty good. Josh's whole thing is he's trying to stay alive between the different tribes and that's pretty good josh's whole thing he's trying to find sam okay it is so good so okay matthew broderick is the principal okay and he played ferris in ferris bueller's day off and it's very

much a ferris bueller's day Off TV show, but with zombies. Sounds great. It's phenomenal. How come no one's been talking about it? Well, we are now. Now we are. Day break. Go check it out.

Fantastic. I'm going to give it a watch. I think you'll like it. You got anything else? I got one thing. What is it? I know we talk about flying all the time, but I fly a lot. OK, people. And I was discussing with Olivia, who works for Delta Airlines. We're randomly talking about sitting in rows where the seat doesn't recline and stuff. like, oh my gosh, like I can't sit in a seat that doesn't recline. Like I would rather have no leg room as long as I can recline. Because if I sit up straight, my back starts hurting in seconds.

Like the first thing I do, the minute we get high enough in the air is recline my seat. Agreed. And then I'm scrolling through Facebook. Why am I on Facebook? I don't know, but I'm scrolling through and there's an article from the fricking Tennessean, the newspaper, a website article saying no one should ever recline their airline seats because there's not room. So basically they're saying if you recline your seat when you're on a plane that you're rude as fuck. Oh, well, go fuck yourself. I disagree with that.

100 percent. It's my God given right as an American and as a Christian. It was like the whole article was like, it's not your right to recline your airplane seat because there's not room to do so when you crush the person behind you that's not my fault that's the airline's fault for making a row with no room for my seat to recline and letting the seat recline like you can't tell people they can't lean their seats back well also it's the same thing right first person in the row reclines back so now the guy behind him has less room but then he reclines his seat back and then we're back to square one you know it's the same distance say like yeah the but then he reclines his seat back and then we're back to square one. You know, it's the same distance.

People say like, yeah, the person in front of me reclines and then I'm crushed, but I'm not going to do that to the person behind me. Well, why not? That's your problem. Yeah, that's a, no, that's a them problem. That's not my problem. I'm reclining guys. You know, that's what I'm saying. Um, you got anything else? No, that was my rant about flying. I'm going to recline my seat as much as i freaking want to do you remember there was a thing that you could put in someone's seat so it wouldn't wouldn't recline it no what are you talking about yeah it's a thing you can get it what do you mean it was

like a thing that you like attached to the back of the seat that made it so it wouldn't recline that's awful and then you could you could it came with cards it came with cards. It came with cards that say, I'm very sorry. I'm tall or whatever. Your seat is now no longer able to recline. And you'd give it to the person. I would be so mad. Oh, I would be like, I don't give a shit. Dude, have I ever told you that story?

I was once on a plane. There was a gentleman behind me. And I reclined my seat back. And he reached over and tapped me. He goes, hey, man, can you not recline your seat back? I'm really tall and it reclined my seat back and he reached over and tapped me he goes hey man can you not recline your seat back um i'm really tall and it's hitting my legs you know we're both sitting down i was like oh okay you know you're trying to be a normal citizen a human oh okay i you know i assume he was like a basketball player and i don't want to fuck with him

and at the end of the flight you know you all get up and you get your crap out of the out of the bins i'm taller than he is no and i look back and i go really long you're shorter than i am dude did you say that to him yeah i said what's going on and he goes well i'm you know i'm 5 10 i'm six foot and you know what i would have loved? Little bit of back room. Little bit of lean. See, I'm sorry, but if you are that tall and need extra room, you need to buy yourself a first class seat. That guy needs to buy himself a first class seat to fuck you very much. Oh, yeah, I don't know, man. Oh, hey, have you been using it using it though i tried it on reiner the other day and i don't think he got it does he listen to the show though no yes he does you know no he does not but

i also like thought for sure he would be like what i said that i thought he'd be like what and he just it didn't even phase it so then it did yeah then it did work because you were like yeah okay whatever i just can't believe he like let me say yeah i don't know man to him i would like i don't ever say like man it was just funny yeah i was looking to see if we got any fuck you very much is but we've gotten a lot of good reviews recently oh great keep it coming guys love you very much i had a yf tier uh sliding to my dm last night i guess she tried to come to my show and they were already at capacity and she was super bummed so i hit her back and told her i would get her into uh the austin show i'm doing with caitlin just because i really love it when

our yfters come out to support and want to hang like i think that's so cool that we have listeners that actually want to hang out with us yeah try to steal some money from caitlin it's great you know oh you know why not yeah you know what's crazy is that she's up for Best Podcast at People's Choice Awards. Oh, is she going? Yeah, she'll be there. I can't wait. I'm so bummed that I'm missing her L.A. show because, you know, her guest is Nick. I live here, too.

They're asking to fucking fly me out to all these different places. Why don't I just do that show? Because the show of her and Nick Viall reuniting is going to blow people's minds. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be so juicy. I don't know. I feel like they're going to go at each other. I think of, I don't know.

I can just picture it. Yeah. All right. I'll give them that. I wish I could be at that show. I can't wait to see how it goes. Yeah, well. Okay, so like Jonathan Van Ness' show is up.

Marc Maron's show is up. Joe Rogan's show is up. Becca and Tess's show is up. Marc Maron shows up. Joe Rogan shows up. Becca and Tanya's show is up. And Caitlin shows up. And I'm sitting there being like, I feel like we're in, not in Joe Rogan or Marc Maron, or maybe even Jonathan Van Ness's world, but we're in the other world of like those people, those people's shows. Totally.

Why are we being nominated? Yeah. What shows. Totally. Why are we nominated? Yeah. What's going on? Why are we being nominated? I don't know. I feel like your favorite thing is a very good positive show for the peeps. Same. So you know what is my thing next year?

We don't need to win, but we need to be nominated. I agree with that. I think that's only fair. Yeah. Okay. I got to go. Cause I got to go eat some more Halloween candy. Candy must be nice. Yeah. Well, I got to go to a birthday party. So I'm not a bad fair. Yeah. Okay. I got to go because I got to go eat some more Halloween candy. Candy?

It must be nice. Yeah. Well, I got to go to a birthday party, so I'm not a bad friend. Oh, okay. Yeah. Reports say that Brandy Cyrus is a bad friend. Going to Kristen on location at Mas Tacos. Kristen, how are things going out there?

Well, John, I'm here with Sandra, who's friends with Brandy. Sandra, what do you think of Brandy? She's not a good friend. Back to you, Bob. That's what you just said. Wow, Wells. Wow, wow, wow. I hope one day that you're a news anchor and you have to do this and I can make fun of you for it. That's what I hope. That's my dream for you. Oh, no. It's never going to happen. No? A news anchor? Yeah, you never know.

Times might get tough. That's true. Instagram's taking away the likes. Who knows what's going to happen? Thank God. People don't need to see how many likes something gets. Think it'll change how people sell shit on there? I don't think so.

I don't think so either. I don't really care either way. Yeah. All right. Well, I miss you. All right, boys and girls. Buckle so. I don't think so either. I don't really care either way. Yeah. Alright, well, I miss you. Alright, boys and girls. Buckle up. Buckle up. Gotta go. Go to a birthday party. Alright, love you. Love you too. Bye.

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