Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - We’re Losing Faith, Flights & F*cks to Give

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

Right off the bat, Wells goes into a full-blown rant about the current state of our world… Spoiler: it’s in shambles. The government can’t keep their sh*t together, and churches won’t help a fake starving baby get formula. What TF is happening here? The shutdown leaves Wells with some BIG questions: Why are TSA agents government employees? And, what will happen if flights stop before Thanksgiving?  “God forbid it’s Pop-Pop’s last Thanksgiving.” Meanwhile, Brandi’s confirmed that the holiday shoppers are out in full force, and finding a formal outfit for an insanely tall man (AKA Matt) is basically impossible. To add to their long list of current complaints, DWTS really dropped the ball with their celebrity judge pick (justice for Alix Earle), and J-Lo wasted Wells’ time with her sci-fi flop, Atlas. On the bright side, Wells introduces us to baseball’s most chaotic legend, Rube Waddell, Miley snagged a Grammy nomination, and Dirty Grandpa turns British for Wells’ new show Sweet Empire—a show you don’t want to miss. And even when the world’s falling apart, Wells still pulls through for y’all with some new soundboard jingles. Only the best for our YFTers.Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Cowboy Colostrum: Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code YFT at www.cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPod Draft Kings: New players get FIVE HUNDRED SPINS over TEN DAYS on your choice of Cash Eruption slots when you wager five dollars. Get the app, sign up with code YFT, then start spinning on THE Home of Cash Eruption. In partnership with DraftKings Casino. Please play responsibly.  Fabletics: Treat yourself to gear that looks good, feels good, and doesn’t break the bank with Fabletics. Go to www.fabletics.com/YFT and sign up as a VIP and get eighty percent off everything. Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. SKIMS: If you’re looking for the perfect gifts for everyone on your list - the SKIMS Holiday Shop is now open at SKIMS.com. Storyworth: Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to storyworth.com/yft!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. Put on a little dealing. Didn't know no thing. I don't want to be there. YFTA's. What is going on out there? A freaking government still shut down. Dude, the government sucks so hard.

You guys have one job and it's to keep the government. from not shutting down and you fuck it up every couple of years we have to do this. And now no one's able to travel. Also, why does the government have to be involved in our travel? I don't understand that either. Can it be just privately run? Like, can't we just have the air traffic controllers be kind of all paid for by the airlines? I don't understand.

Anyways, it's so dumb. But here's the thing, dude. What happens if this thing stays shut down into this? Thanksgiving. People are going to lose their minds. I wasn't able to go to Sarasota to see my sister. I had a round trip ticket to Tampa to see my dying father. And because you guys couldn't figure out the fucking government, I had to stay home. And now he's dead. I hope that doesn't happen, but it might though. It might. I had to go out to New York, you know, to do the holidays with Sarah. I'm going to get stuck there. I'm going to get stuck there. I'm going to get stuck.

out there, which is fine, whatever, who cares? When do you think the government shutdown is going to be over? The U.S. government shutdown, which started on October 1st, 2025, is currently in its 40th day. No, I know that. And is the longest in U.S. history. Senate Majority Leader John Thune mentioned that a vote on a funding measure is planned for today. So there's hope that the shutdown could end soon, but no official end date has been confirmed, yeah. Okay.

Well, that's annoying. Dude, so much is freaking going on. There's a lot of things that I love right now, but I think my favorite thing on, on TikTok is this woman who is pretending that she has run out of baby formula and is calling different churches with this baby crying in the background sound that she found on YouTube and asking churches if they could give her some baby formula. The baby's starving. And they all say fucking no, dude.

Everyone, no, I think she did like 26 of them in like 23. were like, no. And then she called one mosque. And they were like, yeah, we come, come to us right now. We got you. Jesus Christ doesn't like that, probably at all. So that's one of my favorite things in the world. That's Christian churches are terrible, terrible places.

You know what the irony of it is, is that Mary went to Bethlehem. Pregnant is fuck, about to have a baby and ask a bunch of innkeepers if they could stay there. And there was no room in the inn so they had to sleep in a fucking barn. How funny. It's like the same thing. The churches are like the innkeepers. No, we don't have any formula. How many centimeters dilated are you?

You must go do it in the barn. Anyway, so that's one of my favorite things in the world. right now oh that and um and my new show sweet empire winter wars is finally on tv all right let's call um the zeno the brand zeno see what she's up to it's time to call her uh it is time call call call call hi how you doing i'm doing what does that mean oh just trucking along are you still sick i have a little bit of a cough yeah i got the black lung man You've been sick for like a fortnight. It's so unfair.

Matt also got it, but his came and went in like four fucking days. And mine's literally been two weeks long. Yeah. That's just so unfair. Well, but I feel fine. I just have a little cough. But, you know, it's just been a doozy of a week. And gearing up now for a wind chill of 15 degrees in the morning.

Fun. Here in good old Nashville, Tennessee. So that's fun. And I'm going to New York tomorrow. Oh, nice. And Matt and I have been out shopping Okay At the fucking mall

And holiday shoppers are already out And like being insane We shopped all day And neither one of us found anything That we needed for this trip But Matt is hilarious to shop with Because he's very serious about it And like he really want

Like he wanted to buy some shit You know What does he need? He's very particular about what he wears But and he's also like a giant And no one carries anything that's Yeah you have to go to big and tall probably no because then it's too big he like as he like he says actually

I'm going to say it he says it's for for fat people yeah well isn't isn't nice but I guess is true because yeah it's like they're long enough and like because it's sleeves and pant legs that are by the time you know get the size that's long enough or if it even exists and it's like way too big on him so yeah the big and tall is like tall enough but then it's huge and not flattering. We've tried that before. But we were at the mall today is we tried Zara, we tried H&M, we tried Nordstrom, we tried Macy's, and I've been all over the fucking place. Dang. And got nothing. What were you trying to find, though? Well, we're going to this premiere in New York. And the invite says formal, but it also, but it also says,

in parentheses, it says, elevated Texas chic. Okay. So that's just a suit with cowboy boots. Yeah. So to me that says like, yeah, formal. Like dress nice, but like it could be, it can be like a casual nice. You know, it doesn't, you don't need to be in a suit. You know, I feel like the worst person to be in a room is the person that's overdressed. Like, I would rather be underdressed than over.

But I think he should look nice. And so I, you know, I said, I think all black is a safe choice always. And you just don't know. There's a step and repeat. And you just don't know what color it's going to be. So if you go crazy, and wear green and the step and repeats red you're going to look like a fucking Christmas tree and black is just safe so we're out today looking for like black suit pants

pleaded trouser is what he was after which shocks me that he would want that but that's what he was wanting and none of them were long enough like even close then we looked for like a nice like button down and we did find one of those at buck mason shout out the amount of money i've spent at buck mason do you shop there no no but i'm familiar shop do you i do i dare you i am fashion Well, I feel, I feel like you're either in like this or you're, you have a stylist for things. Well, yeah, I guess so. But anyway, Buck Mason, you should go there. They have one in Studio City, right by, you know, right by you guys.

And it's just like the best shit. It's a lot of like basics and stuff, but they just have like nice button downs and nice coats and nice jeans and plain t-shirts. And it's just my favorite story. I've spent thousands of dollars there, I think, in the past year. So we get a button on, but he, and he also really wanted, like, a leather bomber jacket, but nothing flashy. Like, if it's got a silver zipper, it's a no, you know? He's very picky.

I don't think leather bomber jacket is cowboy chic. I think it could be if you had on cowboy boots and maybe a Western belt or a hat of some sort, but we didn't find one. Yeah. So that's off the table anyway. Dare I say he might need a tailor. I know. We don't have time. Like this is, we leave tomorrow. Yeah. Well, so I don't know what's going to happen, you guys. He might show up in Head to Toe Cambo, which wouldn't shock me. Well, I'll make for good pictures. Or bad ones. Or terrible ones. I don't know what's going to happen yet. What's it for? Is it a movie premiere?

No, it's for the show Landman. They're season two premiere. Oh, yes, Billy Bob Thorstein. Correct, which is, which I, so they had an L.A. premiere last week. And I love to see, like, whenever I go to an old, Ward show. I always see what people last year were wearing or like in this case, what they wore in the LA premiere. Billy Bob Thornton's out here and fucking ripped denim. You know, he ain't, he ain't formal, but he's the star of the show. So he can kind of get away with anything. But he was very casual. So I honestly feel like Matt could probably show them anything and it would be fine. We'll just be like it's, it's Texas chic. Yeah. Well, that's cool. All right guys, the holidays are right around the corner, which means you need to be thinking about awesome gifts for the family. And I've got one for you.

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The government still shut down. It is. It's so dumb, dude. Regardless of what political side you're on, the people who are in politics, all of them are terrible at their job. Terrible. No one is good at this. at all. I feel like it's every six month.

They're like, we're going to shut it down. What the fuck, dude, the whole thing is you guys got to keep it going. Yeah. Bros.

be the richest, the best country in the world and we can't keep our shit together, dude. If I'm another country, I'm laughing at us, being like, dude, these idiots,

so dumb. And then what's going to happen is that Thanksgiving's going to come out like you going tomorrow. Good luck. Oh, I know. Who knows what's going to happen? We might not make it.

You might not. Sarah's got friends that are like in the show that they like flew, down to Florida to see like family or whatever and they got stuck and so now they're having to rent a car to drive from Florida to New York to get back to work. Holy shit. That sounds terrible. But can you imagine how angry people are going to be like on the right or the left if they're

not able to get home for the holidays for Thanksgiving? Yep. God forbid it's like it's like the last Thanksgiving you've got with pop pop, you know, or Nana or whatever, you know? Yeah. And then and the government took that time away from you. for spending the last beautiful moments with Pop Pop before he passed away?

You're not wrong. I know, it's going to be crazy. You know what also is crazy about the government shutdown? What? Can you imagine not getting paid for your job and still showing up for work? No, of course not. To be honest with, they shouldn't. I know, but they do, which is crazy, but they shouldn't

and which would make it even crazier. But maybe if everyone really did not show up, maybe if everyone was like, fuck you, the airport just closed. and nobody can travel anywhere, maybe the government would get their shit together. But that's what is happening with TSA agents, is that they're calling out sick. But not everyone's. For sure. That's the problem.

Why does the government have anything to do with our travel? Airports are private. They're not fucking owned by the government. I'm pretty sure they are. Are you sure? Are airports privately owned or are they owned by the government? Some airports are indeed publicly owned and operated by government entities like cities, states, or federal governments. But they're also privately owned airports or even some international airports that are operated by

private companies. So it really depends on the specific airport. Well, okay, regardless. International airports, more commonly privately owned. Okay, but I just don't understand why the government, like, why are TSA agents government employees? Let's just make them regular employees of the airport and we have to pay them. You know, the people that do like sell knick-knacks and, you know, a $17 water.

I don't think they are government employees, you know? Like, they can probably go to work. But, like, the one thing that we need, the people that keep the plane safe, they have to be government employees, I don't understand. But also, it's just so dumb, dude. It's so dumb. But my other favorite thing, have you... Was that a favorite thing?

No, you're right. I mean, it's my least favorite thing. Least favorite thing. But the thing that it's been like all over my TikTok feed, have you seen the lady who's pretending that her child is out of baby formula and calling Christian churches and asking me if they can donate any baby formula because her SNAP benefits have run out and she's got a she's got the audio of a baby crying in the background she called like 26 Christian churches 23 of them said no and it's all it's all on

TikTok like the whole thing like and uh so then she decides to call a mosque one mosque and immediately they were like hey come down here we've got it for you that's crazy oh my god oh my god it's so amazing so amazing there's this one called like the german town baptist church it's just in i think it's in memphis or germ it's i don't know whatever uh somewhere in tennessee and they are getting destroyed on facebook no it's beautiful that i can't say that i'm on this side of TikTok now. I got to get you on over there, dude. Oh, God, well, I will be now. It's fucking listening. I know. Let me see if I can bring this up so you can see it.

So I'm calling your church to test to see if they would help feed a starving baby. And right now, per request, I'm calling Living Faith Christian Center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Let's call them and see if they would help feed a starving baby. Listen to a Christian Center. Hi, yes. I was wanting to see if you all. could help with baby formula at all? I have a two-month-old and she ran out last night, so I just need, like, a small can because she's gone all day and all night. What about, I understand? You have a need for what now now?

I was wanting to see if you all could help with a small can of formula for a baby. Small can of formula for a baby. Hold on. Let me see. This is Julia's available. Okay. Okay. This is Julia. How can I help you? Hi. I was wanting to see if y'all could help with a small. small can of baby formula. I have a two-month-old, and she's been out since last night, so she's gone all night and all day without anything to eat.

We don't have any formula around, darling. I'm sorry. None, no diapers, anything for babies. We don't have anything. Could that be something you all could get and I could just pick it up? No, we can't right now. I'm sorry. Okay.

All right. All right, thanks. Nope. So anyways, it's just this woman calling these churches and being like, hey, my baby's starving. Can you please help? No, no, no. You're not a member. You're not a parishioner.

We can't, we can't spare a square. We can't spare any baby formula. Anyways, I just think that that's an amazing societal experiment. For sure. They can't donate baby formula, but their pastors are probably driving range rovers. Oh, yeah. They have private jets, which is funny because I was just telling, I was telling the wife to here is the irony of it all because Mary, when pregnant, went to Bethlehem and asked all the innkeepers if they could stay there and have a baby. And they said, no, you need to go stay in the stables, in the barn.

Yep, I do. And now this woman's calling and asking for food for a baby and they're saying no. What? They'd clearly no one learned any lessons. God. I sometimes I think Jesus is looking down being like, no. This ain't it, guys.

You guys fucked it all up. You guys really messed up. But I don't know. That could be wrong. You want to show the show? Yeah. Mir you. I think it's you.

Bros and hoes. You're listening to a very religious YFT podcast with Bro Wells and Brandy. Bro, Andy. Bro Wels and Max. Do you know who Rube Waddell is? Who? Rube Waddell.

I cannot say I do. Might have been the most insane athlete to ever have played professional baseball. I recently learned about Rube Waddell. Listen to this fucking guy's craziness, all right? Pitcher in Major League Baseball Left Hand, he played for 13 years. Louisville Colonels, Pittsburgh Pirates, the Chicago Orphins. That was the name of a baseball team. The National League, as well as the Philadelphia Athletics, the St. Louis Browns.

He was elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1914. He's best remembered for his highly eccentric behavior and for being remarkably a dominant strikeout pitcher in an era where batters were expert at making contact. He had an excellent fastball, a sharp breaking curveball, a screwball, a superb control at his strikeout to walk ratio was almost three to one. He led the major leagues in strikeouts for six consecutive years. Biographer Alan Levy wrote that Waddell was a decidedly different sort of child. At the age of three, he wandered over to a local fire station and stayed there for several days. He did not attend school very often. He was left-handed and strengthened his arm as a child by throwing rocks at birds he encountered while working on his family land.

He also had mining and drilling sites as a youngster, which helped his conditioning. His career was crazy, meandering through a number of teams. He was notably unpredictable. Early in his career, he once left in the middle of a game. to go fishing. He also had a long-standing fascination with fire trucks and ran off the field to chase them during games or on multiple occasions. He would disappear for months at a time during the off-season, and it was not known where he went until it was discovered that he was wrestling alligators in a circus. He was easily distracted by opposing fans who held up puppies,

which caused him to run over and play with them, and shiny objects which seemed to put him in a trance. An alcoholic for much of his short life, he reportedly spent his entire first signing bonus on a drinking binge as a pun of the baseball team Southpaw, denoting that a left-handed picture, the sporty news dubbed him the Southpaw. Because of his eccentric behavior led to constant battles with managers and scuffles with bad-tempered teammates. On August 19th, Waddell pitched a first game of a doubleheader for Milwaukee winning in the 17th inning. On his own triple, the manager offered Waddell a three-day fishing vacation if he agreed to pitch the second game after Waddell threw a complete game shutout for the victory. He headed to Pewaukee Lake to go fishing. Pittsburgh's management quickly recognized that Waddell's talents and asked for his return. Anyways, this guy was insane and he needs to be studied. I mean, like, I love the fact that he would leave games because he liked fire.

trucks a lot. Puppies would distract him. He would leave sometimes to go fishing. He was an alligator wrestler. He fucking ran away at three years old and lived at a fire station. Dude, someone make a movie about Rube Waddell right now. I need to see it. How did you discover Rube? What is it? Rube. Rube Wadale. How did you discover him? I'm just, you know, I'm a, I'm a someone who just is big into sports, sporting lore, sporting history, and someone talked about it on TikTok, and I saw that, and I was like, that's amazing. I want to learn more about Rube Waddell.

It always comes back to TikTok for you, doesn't it? Listen, we got to get some content somehow, all right? Okay, well. Well, there you go. Anyways, that's, that's, I just, you know, I feel like the Y of Tiers are really interested in a little bit of lore of history in the sporting world, and Rube Waddell seems like someone that, like, I'm amazed that

Adam Sandler hasn't made this movie about Rube Weddell, you know? Right, yeah. You seen anything recently? Well, I would love to just touch on Dancing with the Stars quickly. Do it. I might be going this week to go watch

Dylan. I wish, this is the only time I wish I was in L.A. Because I would love to go. You haven't watched it all, have you? No. They have guest judges on every week. I don't remember this being a thing in the past, but it's been several years since I've seen the show.

So I could just be, you know, I just could be out of it. but they have a guest judge every week. And it's like sometimes it's like a, you know, somebody that was a pro in the past and they actually have things to bring to the table. The whole point of judging is like, yes, to give a score, but also to give constructive criticism to these people, right? It's like you're trying to help them get better. So someone that was a pro dancer, like all of our judges that are on every week, actually have constructive things to say. But there have been a couple of weeks where it's been like

a celebrity judge. And the other thing that annoys me, and I don't remember them doing this back in the day but all of a sudden now every fucking week is a theme okay we had like Halloween which was great Halloween week they had fucking wicked week because they're promoting the wicked movie this past week was somehow the theme was had to do with the rock and roll hall of fame because I guess there's it's some anniversary of the rock and roll hall of fame which must be owned by Disney to some capacity otherwise why would they be promoting it so they had to have a guest judge that was some I guess like someone that was in the rock and roll hall of is clearly what they needed for a guest judge this week.

And do you know who they picked? Do you know who they had to get a guest judge? Well, didn't Gene Simmons go on it and just, like, give high scores to hot chicks a couple years back? Possibly. This year, it was Flav a Flav! And he brought zero of anything to the entire show. If anything, I think he caused so much fucking harm.

He was giving, like, tens to the bros just because they're fucking bros, I guess. And all the boys read all these high scores. And like the fucking girls that were actually killing it that deserve tens were getting eights and nines. He totally fucked the scoring. He fucked Alex Earle out of a perfect score, which she absolutely deserved. She was the best of the night. And literally for the first two dances, he was so fucking out of it.

Like he didn't even know what to say. He was like, yeah, man, I was like watching your feet and you were like so on. Like he was out of it. You could tell after the first two dances that producers came in and they were like, bro, we have to give you some lines to say because this is crazy. He was all over the place. I was like, how is this he old? I love Flavor Flav as Flavre Flav.

But Flavor Flav does not need to be a judge on Dancing with the Stars. And I just find it hard to believe that that was their only choice. Also, is Flavor Flav in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I think they said he was, and that's why he was on the show. What? The guy from Flavor of Love is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I'm pretty sure they said. That's crazy.

And also... Yes. Flavor Flab is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. of Fame having been inducted in 2013. In 20th, it must have been a real soft year. You're telling me that

Flavre Flavs getting in the Rockwell Hall of Fame. Let's make the... You know, they're just inducting the White Stripes this year. I know. I saw 21 Pilots did Seven Nation Army at the show. It's just fucking nuts.

Like, White Stripes is getting inducted this year, but Flavre Flav has been in since 2013. Yeah. I just have a lot of problems with all of it. And I don't have a problem with Flav. I think he's fucking hilarious. when Miley and I met him at the VMAs years ago, we were star-struck.

We love him. He was not the right choice to judge anything with the stars. Please call me next time. Like, I would be better. Yeah. You would be better. Tish would be better.

Anyone. Not that we're in the rock and roll Hall of Fame, but like there had to be someone else in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that was a better choice. That's all I'm saying. Cindy Lopper was honored this year.

How does Cindy Lopper get in after flavor of flavor? And not only, like, not have a couple years, 12 years later, Cindy Lopper gets in, but girls just want to have fun. Joan Jett, I feel like was just inducted a few years ago. I feel like Miley had something to do with that. Yeah. I think it was Joan.

I don't know. It's crazy out here. Danielle Fisho got kicked off and it was like really sad or something, right? Like I keep saying that pop up. Yeah. Why is it so sad? Was she like good and she got bad scores? She gets screwed?

What happened? I mean, I think she's just so likable, Danielle. And she's actually like a decent dancer. I think that the last week when she got booted, her dance just wasn't as good. is everybody else's. And I feel like she was so sad when she got low scores and then got sent home. So it was just kind of like a bummer of an episode for her. Who's going to win it?

Personally, I think Alex Earle should win it unless she just really fucked up like. But that's because you like her, though. No, I actually, I know, I don't. I've never, I don't follow her on anything. I've never been like an Alex Earl fan. I thought you were on, I thought you were on her show. No, but she's so fucking. That's Alex Cooper.

She is so fucking good and she has no dance background from what I understand. Unless she was a cheerleader or something, but that doesn't really count. She's so good. She's gotten better every week. I literally think she's almost as good as Whitney, who does have dance background. And I think she's the best. Unfortunately, I think people are fucking dignitized by the Irwin kid. Yeah.

He said he might even be The Bachelor. That's my theory on it. People are dictmatized by him and Dylan. So I just, but they are not the better dancer. But here's the thing. It's all women watching that show. And so they're voting on it. So they're the ones getting dignitized, you know?

They are. But so with Carrie Ann. Carrienne is so dignitized by the two of them. It's insane. She sucks so hard, right? Carly it had a knob. I wish they'd let you guess, Judge. No.

That'd be entertaining. It would be. Could you be critical of people? Could you like... Absolutely. You could, right? I feel like, see, I think that would be so. fun. I mean, I could find things to talk shit to people about. It would be more personal being like,

this is the outfit you guys chose. I mean, that would be funny. It would be like, hey, Steve, Erwin, let's do one when you don't take your shirt off, right? I don't know how me, I mean, so yeah, Robert Irwin. We're like, Dylan, hey, I don't know if I need to see nipples this week. All right? Let's do no nipples. He is going for him, though. No, he's handsome. He's nice. He is, but he's not a great dancer, like Alex and Whitney and some of the, and so it's like he pulls out the tricks and so does robber he pulls out some fucking tricks some show pony tricks and that's how they're getting these scores and getting these votes yeah well whatever love you both but i see what you're doing today's episode is brought to you by fabletics and when you live in activeware like me

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I have not heard it yet. No. Do you want to hear it? I would love to. Do you like watching yourself back on TV? It doesn't bother me. It doesn't really bother me. I don't love. I don't love. like this past season of Paradise I hated because I thought all the cameras were like it was like all upshots and it's like just all jowl and I'm like guys can we can we make me make me not look like a fat piece of shit but uh that doesn't really bother me the one thing that bugs me is I feel like a lot of the things that I think are funny always get cut that's a bummer yeah I cannot watch myself back on TV oh let me see if this is it spread of your extraordinary talents and so dear baker

You are hereby summoned to my exclusive Winter Lodge. We're only the Crem de la Crem of cake sculptors, sugar artists, and chocolatiers shall gather. There are so many amazingly talented bakers and pastry chefs in this room. But this is no ordinary baking competition. Terrified, excited. I am petrified. I can't believe they greenlit.

Here, you hold the power to build your team. What? Lead your vision. Looks very good, guys. And forge your very own sweet empire. Cake, sugar, and chocolate. No other empire has all these skills. The Wright Alliance shall elevate your empire to dazzling heights.

Oh, wow, working wheels. That's amazing. The wrong one? A most delicious recipe for ruin. Hands are going to roll. With every decadent bake. The bonbon was spectacular. Every chocolate flourish.

Every delicate sugar showpiece. Oh my God, look at that. Your empire shall be tested. If you truly want to be best of the best, then you have to bring the best. So the question, dear baker, is not simply, can you bake? They don't call me the sugar daddy for nothing. The question is, can your empire survive? I want to win this so badly.

Well, this is so bad. Welcome to a sweet empire. How does they creep like this? Your most gracious and slightly naughty host, Lord Gingerton. Because I'm a gingerbread man. Oh, no. Listen. So then for the rest of the show, you talk normal?

Yeah, so it's just like the intro. So it's, they animated this gingerbread man. They called me and they're like, okay, we need to figure out an intro for the show. And we've been thinking that we're going to animate this gingerbread man and he's going to be like the host of the, or he's going to like intro it, you know? They're like, we want you to voice it. and we wanted to sound like Bridgerton, so like Julie Andrews, I think. So I was like, sure. And so it was like, dear bakers, welcome.

You know, like I, it was like, I went and listened to Julie Andrews on Bridgerton. And I went and did it. I did it totally. And I was like, here it is. And then I was like, you know what? People also just appreciate some alts, you know, some options, if you will. So I was like, I'm going to do some weird ones just to see, just it's fine. Like, don't worry about it.

just wanted to, like, do it. I think it would be funny. In my mind, I was thinking Shrek, right? Like, so I was like, I'll do something like Shrek that I think that would be funny. So then I started doing that voice, which it was similar to the original one, but it was just like turned on. It was like immediately they called, Food Network called me and they were like, we love the voice. The voice is the, you go, we got to do more. Every episode, we have to have the voice.

And I was like, oh, shit. So then I had to, I've had to record all this stuff for Lord Jigit. That is fucking crazy. I know. It's definitely got a heavy dirty grandpa. Oh, yeah. Listen, dirty grandpa's inside of all of us. Wow.

Yeah. Anyways, listen, I don't really give a shit if you guys don't like the show, just please go watch it and download it just because I would like to do another season of it because it's very fun. He liked it. I loved it. Yeah. Where can the Y tears watch?

Food Network on Sundays. And then you can stream it the next day or at midnight on 8. HBO, Max. Oh, sick. The other thing that I'm absolutely in love with, it was something that I told you guys that I was excited to watch last week, and it's pluribus. Oh, yeah.

Have you watched this? No, but I watched the preview. Brandy, this is such a U-show. It's so good. There's only two episodes out right now. In a world overtaken by a mysterious wave of force happiness, Carol Struka, the only person immune, must have uncover what's really going on and save humanity from its own bliss, pluribus.

Astronomers find this like thing sent through the solar system. It's like a sign, you know, it's like a sound or whatever. And so I start decoding it and trying to figure out exactly what it is. Cut to, it's these biologists like doing stuff on rats and stuff. And one of the biologists who's in like a complete like hazmat suit gets bit by one of the and then has a severe stroke or like seizure. And then all of a sudden like wakes up and is like happy goes and kisses the other guy. And then that guy gets a seizure.

And then he walks out and then they go and they start like spreading this thing to all these people. And then the last thing you see is them swabbing their mouths and putting it in like little petri dishes and then like stacking them all up and then sending them out. And then like one of the girls goes up to like this big. box of donuts and like licks all of them the entire world turns into like this crazy bliss filled like hive mind except for this one person who's like what the fuck is happening and then she finds out that there's six of them six people who aren't infected and she brings them all

together and then it's just like can they figure out what's going on how do they fix this a lot of people don't want to fix it like they're kind of living in like bliss now It's like zombie, but not really freaking good. Pluribus. Okay. Anybody, any names in it that we know? No? Not really.

The lead is a girl that I'm unfamiliar with, Ria Seahorn. The only name that I think people would know, the creator, director, and writer is the guy who made Breaking Bad. Okay. There's two episodes out right now on Apple TV. Go watch. Go watch one today. You're going to love it.

Well, speaking of zombies. I just, I know I'm so behind and I'm the only one watching The Last of Us, but can I just quickly talk about a spoiler? Okay. Last of Us, you can't spoil something that happened like a year ago. Well, just in case, just in case somebody else

doesn't watch it, I don't know how I didn't get spoilers on TikTok. I don't know how I didn't get anything ruined for me. I don't either. How the fuck did they kill Pedro Pascal in episode two? Told you, it's gonna annoy you. How did that? How do you kill the main character in episode two?

Oh, I know. And man, it was fucking brutal. Oh, yeah. I was so sad for days. With a golf club, right? I mean, that wasn't the only thing, but yeah. She shot him in the leg first. Yeah.

It was just all really bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The girl that killed him? Yeah. Yeah, well, whatever, I'm going to ruin it for you because you're like... No, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't hear you. Don't ruin it. I won't. I'm like halfway through. You're just going to get a lot of her. Yeah, I figure. I'm not there yet, but I think we're on the on the... on the cusp.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad that you are enjoying it. I am. And Matt never saw season one, but he really likes it too, so that's helpful. Did you make him watch season one?

No, I kind of thought maybe he didn't. I kind of told him the backstory and was like, I don't really think you need to watch it to enjoy season two. I said, but you should go back and watch it because it was fucking amazing. Yeah. So maybe he will,

but it's the one, it's the one thing we're watching together right now. So the Louvre story? Getting better and better. It just keeps. getting better. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Did you hear that the password to access the Louvre security cameras was Louvre? No. There's no way that's true. It is true. They had to do an audit for it and it was like try Louvre. All right, access granted. Don't bother trying

McDonald's for our password. I bet the next password will be not Louvre. How amazing is that? That's insane. That makes no sense. The Louvre suspect that the two guys that are really hot, you know, listen to this. One of them is a bodybuilding and social media figure once known as a motocross legend. Nicknamed Dudu Cross Bichum was arrested October 29th

and fates his preliminary charges of theft and organized gang and criminal conspiracy. He's suspected of being one of the two men who used a cherry picker to enter the Louvre's Apollo Gala on October 9th and steel, the French crown jewels valued at around 76 million euros. The jewels have not been recovered yet. Known online as the motocross legend, he first rose to prominence in the late 2000s through YouTube and daily motion videos showing him performing stunts and long rides from his home

district to central Paris landmarks such as the Champs-les-les-lese and whatever. Motocross legend. It's just a movie. Oh, absolutely. It's got to be a movie. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. How funny is that that they were like for security cameras? Hold on.

Why don't you try the lube? I just can't believe that's real. I know. It just keeps on getting better and better. It's wild. Wow. So they arrested all the people? I don't know.

But with the guy that looks like Indiana Jones being the detective, and then the two guys who do it that look like models, and now one's a motorcross stair devil, stuntman, the password to the thing being the name of the building. Like, you can't write this shit. Anyways, it's absolutely fair. Someone did. Someone did.

I know. And I love it. There's another show that I started watching. I don't know if it's really for me. It kind of reminds me of like girls. It's called I Love L.A. A tight-knit friend group gathers after years apart, navigating the complexities of ambition, relationships, and how time has changed them.

Rachel Senate created this. and she is the lead in it takes place in L.A. It's like, you know, young, hot girls and like a gay best friend, like trying to navigate Los Angeles and sister comes to visit her and her sister's like the, you know, the baby of the family who like has no responsibilities and it just reminded me a lot of girls and I think that a lot of people in the YFTverse will love it because you guys are all females, but for me I'm like, ah, I don't know if I need this one.

But it's not a reality show. right? No, it's scripted. Okay. I'll be into that. Yeah, it seems like something you would like. All right. For sure. Did you, did you ever watch girls? I never did. Interesting. I know. I don't know why. But you watch sex in the city.

I'll give it to go. Where do you watch this one? HBO Max. Oh, okay. A lot of HBO these days. A lot of HBO. But yeah, this cast is good. Rachel Senate and then this Odessa Azeon, Jordan Fistman, and then Leighton, in it, Josh Hutcherson. Oh. Yeah, good cast.

Jordan Firstman, he's also in that show English teacher that I love a lot. Yep. Yeah. Check it out, dude. And oh, my God. Oh, my God. Least favorite thing. Oh.

Terrible film. Absolutely terrible. And I was really excited about it. It seemed like right up my alley. On Netflix, I watched a Jennifer Lopez. sci-fi called Atlas. I'm sorry. And you thought this would be good?

Well, it's, the premise is pretty cool. In a bleak sounding future, an AI soldier has determined that the only way to end war is to end humanity, Atlas. It's kind of a terrible description. So Jennifer Lopez plays this girl Atlas, who is like an analyst and like I kind of had a hand in helping create this like AI that turns into robots that like becomes really. helpful to humans, right? And then the AI robots turn on humans and they start killing everyone and becoming this huge war with the AI robots. The main robot, Harlan Shepard, played by Simulu,

who's been in a lot of stuff. He flees to like another planet. They're like going after him because they need to kill the like the main AI that was like able to rewrite the code and like hack it and make it so they were killing everyone. They have to go like to this new planet to get him for whatever reason they need to bring Jennifer Lopez and then like the way that like they're able to fight is like through those like robots that you like get into and then you like move their arms and then their arms movement stuff. AI and like future and like the space travel and then they go to a different world and they're fighting on this different world. She's like really reluctant to like sync up with the robot that she gets inside because she's so terrified of what AI did

and she doesn't want to sync up. And so she's just like this like battle between her. and like finally like succumbing to it and then end up having like this amazing relationship with this robot thing. It's so terrible. It's so bad. Watch the entire thing. The entire thing.

Wow. Yeah. I mean, maybe it wasn't that bad. It's just like Jennifer Lopez is not good. She's just not. No. I'm sorry. God bless her.

She's just not good. She what? There was a time. Selina. That was a great film. There was a time. You know, the wedding planner. So good.

Yes. But now. Wasn't she in enough, too? So good. Yeah, I didn't see enough. Oh, it was great. But yeah, I think. Yeah, Jenny from the block, dude.

Don't go see that. But also, you can see it. I mean, it's not, it's terrible. But it's pretty fun. It's fun terrible. Uh-huh. But the cast is insane. Mark Strong's in it.

Sterling K. Brown's in it. Jenny from the block, Simulu. Crazy good cast. And just really bad. Yeah. Speaking of like actors. She kind of had like a fall from grace, right? She did that like kind of bad music documentary thing.

And she tried to get all her famous friends to be in it. And everyone said no. That was very funny. And then they were like, what? She had some interview where she was like, what do you get at the local bodega? And she said some weird order that like New Yorkers are like, she doesn't fucking know.

The other actor who's like having to deal with a lot of stuff these days, Sidney Sweeney. No. Have you seen all the stuff as she like went on did like some interview and they were like do you want to comment on

you know the ad that everyone got upset about because I think what she said was when I have something to say people be able to hear it or whatever but what she really said was hey bitch

don't fucking ask me that question Oh I loved her I liked the answer you know what my fucking answer would have been I would have been like you know what if you got paid that much money

to do that fucking campaign you wouldn't be sorry about it either She very easily could have just been like That was not my intention It was misconstrued It was a fun gene ad that got turned into something That it wasn't And I'm really sorry that like I hurt anyone's feelings

But totally But I think that's like the media trained answer And I kind of love that she doesn't do that She was like fuck that I'm not doing it Yeah I kind of love that she's like you know what But now apparently Zendaya won't work with her I don't know if that's true but I saw it as like a blind item Do you go on Dumois?

I think we'll both be fine. Speaking of, though, like weird stuff that's happening in Hollywood, how about the whole Millie Bobby Brown saying that David Harbour was bullying her on set? Did you see that? I did see that. And everyone started looking into David Harbor being like, oh, yeah, you were kind of a piece of shit to your ex-girlfriend who's that singer. But then they go on the red carpet for the premiere and they're like hugging and laughing and stuff.

And it's like, Dad, what the fuck? What the fuck is that bombing her? What the fuck is happening here? Speaking of, I have some new ones. Really? I have been sent some new ones that I think. That's exciting. I like when the YF TIRs send them in.

Yes. One of them came from my wife, but she was like, Oh, that. She was like, this is definitely. The O-G-Y-F-Ter herself. The, oh, yes, exactly. I don't give a fuck any more, a fucking more, a fuck any more. That's a good one.

Nope. A fucking more. Pretty good, right? That's what Sidney Sweeney was saying to that interviewer. A hundred percent. I don't give a fuck anymore. Here's the other one. This one is mind your business.

Mind your fucking business. Mind your fucking business. Mind your fucking business. Yeah. How are you good? Because I heard what you're talking about. You love the drama. You just got pulled her in still.

I've got a horned shit. I just want to call you out. I set the boundaries. So don't you tell them down. How great is that one? Mind your fucking business. That's pretty good too. I know.

Those are two really good ones. They're bangers, dude. All right. That's all I got. I think that's it for me. All right. I think so. But I'm going to go watch Pluribus tonight.

I'll tell you that. You are going to go watch Pluribus. I have one song. Okay, quickly. Yeah. Shout out to my sister, Miley. She got nominated for a Grammy. We love to hear that.

Grammy Nogs got announced this past week. She's up for Best Pop Vocal Album. Hasn't she already won a Grammy? She doesn't fucking win it? Yeah, but we want more. I want her to win. Me too. Yeah.

This is no-so, tiny desk appearance. I love the tiny desk stuff. Yeah. But I made it out Halfway done Tar playing's awesome We can go out on it What do you got coming up?

Sick New York tomorrow NYC Be there for a couple days Playing God's willing Okay And then next Wait, wait

This weekend This weekend I'm playing in Tuscalo Yeah. On Friday night. So come on out two dimes. Come on out two dimes and Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and roll-tie, baby, roll-tie. Oh, yeah, roll-tied. I forgot.

That's Alabama. Ro-Tie, row. All right. Why after yours, I don't, I just want you to please go watch Sweet Empire. Sweet, sweet empire. And tell everyone about it and tweet about it and use hashtag Sweet Empire and all that kind of stuff. That'd be great. Oh, okay.

Yeah. All right. You get on the TikTok. yeah put it on tic-tok put on instagram put it on all the stuff all right um see you later yeah bye