Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - What Gerry Did
Episode Date: April 17, 2024Brandi, really pulling her weight on appearance fees, joins Wells in-studio to discuss OJ’s death and the Golden Bachelor breakup. Wells shares some facts about his favorite thing, The Masters, befo...re diving into his very religious TikTok algorithm. Brandi has some thoughts on Grey’s Anatomy and Wells wants y’all to know What Jennifer Did before they listen to voicemails from the YFTers. Brandi learns who Tiger Woods is and they wrap up by discussing how Morgan Wallen should maybe spend a day or two in jail to think about his actions. Enjoy! Favorite things mentioned:  Grey’s Anatomy Fallout The New Look No Hard Feelings Argylle What Jennifer Did Yearnin’ For You by 49 Winchester  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Betterhelp: Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self Article: Go to ARTICLE.COM/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order when you use promo code FAVORITE at bollandbranch.com StoryWorth: Save $10 on your first purchase when you go to StoryWorth.com/yft   Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!Â
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But our guest yesterday was a good friend of mine. Her name is Brittany Kelly,
and she's a big stoner too. So between the two of them, I was so contact high. Yeah. Do you get
super baked when you're doing it? Yeah. It must be hard to do that show when you're baked. It is
hard. And like my throat gets scratchy. My eyes start to burn. Yeah. Like they really smoke me
out. You know, you just did it.
I know.
Brandy's in the studio.
I've been here a lot.
You have been.
You've been really pulling your weight on like.
See, now see, I have.
I know.
On the appearance fees, okay?
Like I'm here.
Listen, if you could be here a little bit more regularly, we could just do this show live.
I can't.
I'm already like, you know, just.
Too busy. She's too important, folks. Yeah. already like, you know, just dead. Too busy.
She's too important, folks.
Yeah.
Can't believe you're in that sweater.
It's hot in here.
Is it?
Your look is something else today.
Well,
here's what I,
this is what I normally do
for all my Zoom meetings.
You're a cat from the waist up.
Waist up.
I got you.
I look totally normal
and then it sweats
and like just.
Well,
you're in sweatshorts,
which really makes it a look.
I like sweatshorts.
Yeah, same same they're great
yeah but like underutilized i feel like in the world sweater the beanie and the bare legs for me
yeah have you ever seen my legs before yeah yeah i think so okay i've lived in to like a pool party
or two and that's true day i got some skinny legs you do very muscular yeah very tan though
are they yeah it's gotten warm enough in LA where I can like wear shorts.
I've always run in shorts, but like for like the golf course, you can wear shorts.
That's where you get the sun tan.
Yeah.
Speaking of golf, it's Saturday at the Masters and we have it on in the studio.
Is Sunday the big day?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So golf tournaments are usually four days and Sunday's the last day.
But Saturday's a big day because that means you've made the cut.
I see.
Which is why this is kind of fun because Tiger is playing.
And so obviously everyone's rooting for him because, you know, they want Tiger to win again.
We were talking before we started recording about your friend being at the Masters.
Her fiance's a big golf guy.
Really?
Oh, huge. He loves it. Do golf guy. Really? Oh, huge.
Loves it.
Do they live out here?
No, Nashville.
She was like, I'm going to the Masters.
I'm so excited.
I was like, you're excited?
And she was like, yeah, I'm so excited.
She was like, I actually love golfers.
And I was like, what do you mean?
She was like, they're so hot.
I was like, show me one hot golfer.
And she pulled up like four photos.
They were all hideous.
And I was like, are you okay? And she was like, come on, they're were all hideous and i was like are you okay
and she was like come on they're just so cute and i was like no i mean they're okay there's a couple
golfers i think there are of all the athletes i wouldn't say that i would go to the masters like
for the eye candy no i don't know if that's what it is no so i was like i'm not sure what you've
convinced yourself of but like good for you i would say like, so you're kind of big into F1.
I love F1, yeah.
And I think that you like, you like the drivers so that they're hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think that you also like, you've been to an F1 event, right?
Yeah.
And so one of the things about F1 is it's like a rich people sport.
Totally.
I know both is too.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, like the sponsors are like Learjets, Rolex.
Same with equestrian sports.
Okay.
Yeah,
exactly.
Exactly.
It's like long jeans and Rolex and Range Rover and yeah.
Net jets.
What I love about golf tournaments,
it's,
it's women.
They get dressed up for it and they're wearing sneakers,
but then you look at the sneakers and they're like,
yes.
Yeah.
Like Sarah,
like Sarah has like,
that's why Kirsten likes it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sarah has,
I think you say Laurent white tennis shoes.
Oh,
I have Gucci white sneakers.
Yeah.
And I'm like,
these are Gucci.
Those look like Nike's.
But they're Gucci.
And they're so comfortable.
I know.
It's so funny because I don't think,
I don't think there's a single guy who's straight,
who'd be like,
did you see Brandy's running shoes?
No. Yeah. You know what though? If you put them on, you's running shoes? Sneakers? No, yeah.
You know what though?
If you put them on, you would understand.
They're so comfortable.
No, they're not.
They're not more comfortable than New Balance.
I promise you there's something about these.
Miley has them in like eight colors,
but she's got them in all black, like black on black.
And she even wears them to perform
because they're so comfortable.
Okay, I believe that.
They're really good, I'm telling you.
I got to go last year.
Been to a World Series.
I've been to multiple World Series.
I've been to the Super Bowl.
I've been to like a lot of big events,
national championship games.
I haven't done a World Cup
and I haven't done a Olympics.
Okay.
But I would like to do those two things.
I say that with a grain of salt.
The Masters was the best.
Have you been to the US Open?
Golf or tennis?
Tennis.
No, but I have been to big tennis tournaments.
I would like to do, I'll tell you what,
I would like to do the French Open at Roland Garros.
Oh, oui, oui.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so nice.
Les élus bata roulés.
But no, the Masters was the best tournament,
like the best sporting event I've ever been to.
It's like run really well. It's really ever been to. It's like run really well.
It's really, really beautiful.
It's really, really fun.
Is it just me or do they always get really lucky with the weather?
Well, on Thursday it rained.
Oh, it did.
But yes, I mean like.
It's nice now.
So like there's so much crazy shit about Augusta that you probably like wouldn't know about,
but I'll give you some facts.
Is it haunted?
No.
No.
So it was built by Bobby jones who was like arguably
the greatest uh amateur golfer ever and that he started this tournament called the masters
invitational where he just invited all like his best friends and so now it's a major
and it's a it's probably the it's the premier private club in the united States. You can't like request to become a member.
They have to send it to you. Invite you.
Yeah.
And it's like the rich, it's the Illuminati are members there.
Right.
You know?
But for the tournament every year, oh, and I'll tell you some more crazy shit.
As a member, you have to invite five people, different people each year to come and play.
And they all need to be like.
Billionaires.
Yes.
So if you look at the private airport in Augusta right now,
I'll show you a picture.
It's nothing but the nicest jets in the world.
Maybe I do need to go next year.
You do.
Find myself a.
Find yourself a man.
A man.
Yeah.
But so what's crazy is they make this look beautiful for the television right but
it's not it is like not a not a blade of grass is out of place but they like they will go in
overnight and like redo fairways they will spray paint greens to make sure they're green they put
black dye in the water to make it look like shiny mirror black in the water. They pipe in bird noise for the telecast.
It's a lot of.
False sim.
It's a little bit, you know, pomp and circumstance.
But it is beautiful.
Anyways, highly request.
One of my favorite, highly suggest.
One of my favorite things I've ever done in my entire life is go to the Masters.
Ricky Fowler is cute.
No.
He kind of looks like Dean.
Anyways, yeah, you should go next year.
Find yourself a man.
Maybe I should.
I think you should. You guys need a DJ? Do you have. Find yourself a man. Maybe I should. I think you should.
You guys need a DJ?
Do you have DJs here?
Yeah.
It's like Paris Hilton that it wants.
Speaking of TV, did you see that Gary and Teresa broke up?
I literally saw it last night.
What the fuck?
I hate to say it, but what a terrible look for the Bachelor franchise.
Oh, I mean, seriously though.
What the fuck is happening here?
I don't even need to have fun so I can happening here? I'm going to leave it at once.
I can hear it.
I told you last episode that I just saw them.
I know.
They went and did Family Feud.
I know.
And then they came to this Hulu plus Disney event.
And I was like, how you doing?
Oh, we're doing so good.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
Nice.
They went up to Sarah and they were like, hey, can we get a selfie with you?
And Sarah's like, yeah, how you guys doing?
They were like, great. Now we see this. You weren't doing great.
Everything is lies. You lured us into a selfie under false pretenses. You were holding out just
to meet Steve Harvey. That was it. You only cared about fast money. I'm pretty disappointed. I am
too, actually. I really am. I also feel like they had been shoving that relationship down our throats.
Yeah.
Publicly.
Yeah.
And if you guys knew that was on the horizon, then you shouldn't have done that so much to us.
I agree.
Because we were all holding out hope.
But they've only been married for, what, three months?
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck?
That's why they should.
They just didn't need to get married.
I'm shocked.
Just get engaged.
And also it being the first one, I think they really went hard in the paint.
And I wish that they had just seen how it went.
I wonder what his daughters think about this.
Yeah.
Was it all just about they couldn't decide where to move together?
I mean, that does sound like it's...
And as you get older, that is kind of a big deal.
It's a real problem.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
Yeah, I get it.
But that should have been talked about on the fucking show.
On the show, yeah.
And now is Leslie like...
Maybe.
Let me get back in that Gary.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Something tells me this was his fault because he's the man and men are trash.
Wow.
Yeah.
Women have never made any, many mistakes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, if you go back to biblical times, you guys did eat the apple.
You've been reading the Bible?
You guys ate the apple.
The Bible?
It was the woman who fucked it up.
I'm not going to name names.
I'm not going to do that to her.
But like one of my very best friends, I saw her last weekend with her boyfriend and they
just seemed so great.
They were talking about moving to Nashville together and just seemed so lovely.
And I literally was talking to my mom yesterday about how like happy I am for her and just
they seem so great.
I got a text from her this morning that says he, so-and-so just broke up with me.
He's packing his shit.
I'm so sorry.
I can't come over later.
Wow.
Like, what the fuck?
What the fuck is happening here?
Like, what the fuck?
She just spent the whole weekend with his family on a boat.
They had a great time.
Talk about moving together.
They already live together.
Talk about moving to Nashville.
What is wrong with men?
She's completely shocked.
She was like, I promise you,
like I did not see this coming.
Well.
It's just nuts.
Yeah, I know.
But like, listen, there's always.
There's no hope for anyone.
There's always more to the story.
There's no hope for anyone.
And also there's her side, his side,
then the truth.
Like who knows what's really going on.
I'm just saying.
Yeah. But yeah, there is no hope for anybody. would just give up now yeah just hope for armageddon yeah should we shut the show yeah go for it bros knows you're listening to your
favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy what the fuck is happening here yeah it's the best one we've got i'd agree yeah all right quick
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Speaking of guys being garbage,
OJ Simpson finally died.
Saw that.
Did you see everybody's on Chloe's Instagram
with their condolences given
yeah so sorry i mean it's it's funny but it's mean i know but i will say this though like i'm sure
it's not true but like have you have you seen like another one of uh oj's daughters no they do look
very similar yeah and she does not look like any of the other sisters. But whatever.
It's mean because she's the biggest of all of them, right?
Right.
In terms of size.
Sorry, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say that, but it's true.
But that's the implication of like, of course, it's because she's the bigger one that her father was the ex-football player.
Her face does look different, too.
For sure.
She looks different.
Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. It's fine. Your dad might does look different, too. For sure. She looks different. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's fine.
Your dad might be OJ, but it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you know.
It's fine.
Did you see that Caitlyn wrote, like, good riddance on Twitter?
No.
Yeah.
And then she's getting, I think this is real.
And then she was getting, like, backlash for it.
And it's also, like, I don't know if you need to get backlash for that.
No.
You know?
It's fine.
If you think a guy you knew killed one of your best friends, I think you're allowed to say fuck you after you die.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's totally fair.
I actually don't agree with Caitlin on most things, but I agree with her on this one. I agree with this.
I mean, politically speaking, we are on opposite ends of the spectrum.
That's true.
So the last thing that I heard, I don't know if it's true,
but the last thing that I heard about OJ dying was on his deathbed,
he made his, you know, all his family came to say goodbye or whatever,
and he made them all sign NDAs.
So did he admit to it?
That's what you're hoping for.
And also, how do you enforce an NDA if you're dead?
I'm not sure.
Like the estate?
He had no money left.
Yeah, I don't know.
Anyways, he definitely killed that woman and that poor man.
And that's real.
Then he wrote a book called If I Did It.
And then did an interview where he's like, well, if I did it, I remember grabbing the knife.
And there was so much blood everywhere.
And you're like, Jesus Christ, you've gone into hypothetical into first person so quickly.
That makes me uncomfortable.
Have you seen that video?
No.
Okay, I'm going to send it to you.
So it's this woman who does this interview with him.
And he's like, we're speaking about hypotheticals here.
But like, if I did it, this is what it would have been.
And then she was like, at the end of the interview, he wanted to play a little prank on me.
Video of him knocking on the door and then her opening the door and then him with a knife going to the interview interviewer and
she was like i think he thought this was a joke but that's not funny at all it's really not but
it's also fucking hilarious i mean it's so not funny that it is can you even put that on social
media yeah well he didn't actually stab her i mean he's got weed on tiktok
but you can yeah tend to kill somebody oh you can't smoke weed on tiktok nope really yeah we
get removed quite often every time but how do they know it's weed it can be cannabis i mean it could
be cbd it could be tobacco can you smoke tobacco on it i don't know i bet you can smoke a cigar
maybe i'm very frustrated by the fact that cigars get the like like they get the, like a bad rap. No, they,
they're,
it's like,
okay.
Oh,
cause like this happens on like at the golf course a lot.
It's totally acceptable for you to smoke a stogie,
but if you light up a jizzy,
you're a piece of garbage.
Yeah.
You know?
Anyways.
So OJ is dead.
That's good.
Good.
Someone said that,
uh,
I was watching some Tik TOK. were like, everyone in his defense team
and him all died of cancer.
What does that say?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
What does that say?
People love conspiracy theory, though.
Yeah, you think that's God being like, this is what you get.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Oh, he got off, though.
There's also another conspiracy that it was his son that killed her.
No.
He was covering for the son. I don't think't think yeah i don't think so either no but there was fingerprints
that were not um attributed to anybody and a lot of people think it was the sun i don't know
something could have been around yeah do you remember that trial very much well i remember
the like car chase more than anything yeah Yeah. You know. That was great. Remember when people were on the overpass just cheering him on?
Yeah.
Go OJ go.
Yeah.
Or run OJ run.
How amazing that was.
I know.
I do remember that vividly.
Yeah.
Like watching it on TV.
Also, how do you, what's your defense of like, hey, why were you running away?
No, I'm, that's what I'm saying.
Like he.
With a gun.
He's nuts.
You were running away.
How did he get off?
That's my question.
It was kind of political theater.
It happened right after the Rodney King riots.
Obviously the Los Angeles Police Department
was under heavy scrutiny for being relatively racist.
It was a lot of, I think, political theater of like,
this is how the police treat black men in America.
Right, got it.
Two things can be true at the same time. Right. treat black people terrible and then also oj you killed two people
come on and the glove don't fit you must acquit but of course it was gonna fit over the latex
yeah and then i saw another thing it was like there's a football game that he was calling like
it was like a bears game where it was in the cold and he's wearing the closet like in the telecast oh yeah my mother went to went to usc
when oj was there was like a huge fan of his and she was like i don't believe he did it no
it's oj you can't believe he did it and you were like mom mother come on That's a tracks with your, with your mom. It does. With what I know. Yes.
She will believe anything.
I love it. I love your mom.
I love your parents. So nice.
Any, any
hoot. I'm surprised your family wasn't
friends with them. It was before
their, their time. Yeah. Their like. Their come
up. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. They were still on the
sticks, you know. Fair enough. Yeah.
Um, I don't know if anything else is really happening in the news. It's a little weak. Well,
OJ Simpson died and Gary and Teresa broke up. That's that would actually is that's piping.
That was some good tea. Yeah. I didn't hate it. I think that my TikTok algorithm is just like
crazy religious stuff. Oh, that's fun. Because I get a lot of obviously Mormon stuff.
I get a lot of Catholic stuff.
I get a lot of like atheist stuff as well.
And I've recently getting some Jewish stuff.
Oh.
Do you know about Shabbat or Shabbos?
I know.
No, I don't.
You just tell me.
Shabbat or Shabbos.
I don't know if it's Shabbat or Shabbos.
Observance entails refraining from work activities,
often with great rigor and engaging in restful activities to honor the day.
So like you can't like drive a car.
You can't do work.
You can't like use like electricity.
It's all this stuff.
Seems odd.
It just seems like a electricity. It's all this stuff. Seems odd. It just seems, it seems like a lot.
That's fine.
But what I've been seeing a lot on my social media is the ways that some Jewish people
get around this.
They can't make coffee because that would use electricity.
So they get one of those, you know, those big water thermoses that you pump.
You can make coffee without electricity.
I don't know if you can like use fire.
That's not electricity. Well, I think like any, I don electricity. I don't know if you can like use fire. That's not electricity.
Well, I think like any, I don't, I don't know if you can use anything.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because I'm sure originally it was like candles, you know?
Okay.
So anyways, you know, you know that, uh, why are you looking at me like you don't believe
me?
I make coffee without electricity every day.
How?
On this, I have a gas stove and I heat my water on the stove and I do a pour over.
Okay.
You know?
Well, anyways.
Yeah, sure.
But anyways, so you know those big thermoses that you pump the top and hot water comes out?
So they're like, this is what we do so we can have coffee during Shabbos.
Well, how'd they make that hot water?
They did it before they were having to observe so they could use electricity.
Okay.
And then I saw another one where you can't use light.
So they have these, you can buy them.
It was like the TikTok shop trying to sell me on this thing.
Oh, yeah.
It's all trying to get you to spend money.
Yeah, I get it.
So it's this light that stays lit the entire day because you can't turn or turn off anything.
And so you close it and it turns the light off.
But if you twist it, it illuminatesates so what's the purpose of all this well that's what my whole thing was like this just seems like
loopholes yeah and if you like i don't think it's in it's in the spirit of what you're supposed to
be doing right i think that god would be like you're still i told you not to use light and
you're using light yeah told you not to drink coffee yeah like i told you not and you're using light. Yeah. I told you not to drink coffee. Yeah. Like I told you not to.
And you're still doing it. Like I don't understand.
It's just like the loophole of soaking.
Yeah.
Where it's like what you got.
You're having sex.
Yeah.
And like just the tip.
Yeah.
And also like.
You're still doing it.
Like do you guys think that God's not like.
You fucking cheaters.
What are you doing?
And also you're making a TikTok about it?
Yeah.
You know?
Anyways, I'm not judging anybody.
No.
I am.
Actually, yes, I am judging you.
Hey, listen, if you're going to do it, do it.
Yeah, I agree.
But just don't think of ways around it.
You're telling me.
Anyways, I don't do it.
Yeah.
Because that's crazy.
God gave us light. He did. He wants us to do it. Yeah. Because that's crazy. God gave us light.
He did.
He wants us to use it.
Yeah.
If we don't use it, that's like us spitting in his face, you know?
Yeah.
Anyways, have you seen anything?
Do you have any favorite things?
No, you don't, do you?
I caught up on Grey's Anatomy last night.
Wow.
And I just have to say, Meredith Grey,
can you chill the fuck out
on your mans, please?
Like, we get it.
You have trauma.
Bad things have happened to you.
You lost your husband.
You know, he didn't need to die.
Somebody made a mistake.
Like, I get it, right?
Yeah.
But let's be a little nicer
to Nick Marsh, okay?
He's super hot.
He loves you a lot.
Yeah.
And he's actually really great with your kids.
And I'm going to need you to not yell at him and not be like so awful that he's going to leave you.
What did Nick Marsh do to anybody?
That's what I'm saying.
Nick Marsh is out here trying his motherfucking best.
Yeah.
And he's doing a pretty damn good job, if you ask me.
Yeah.
And I think she just needs to chill just a little bit.
She's given us a bad name.
Mm.
You know?
See?
Not all men are trash.
Some... Meredith Grey.
Let's just pipe it.
Some doctors in Seattle
are trash as well.
Just put a little,
like a lid on it,
just a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
That's all I have to say about that.
All right.
Okay.
Sarah and I watched
a very funny movie last night.
Okay.
No Hard Feelings
with Jennifer Lawrence.
I haven't seen that yet.
It's so good.
Is it? Yeah, like, I mean, you know,
it's not Forrest Gump, but
like, I don't think that's what it's supposed to be.
It's kind of got the vibe of,
remember Girl Next Door? Yeah.
Which was a great film, by the way. Great movie.
Like, really, and that's
the thing, like, I feel like that movie
was, actually, I think it was a box office
failure, but then it did great on, like, DVD sales and stuff. Interesting. But it's i feel like that movie was actually i think it was a box office failure
but then it did great on like dvd sales and stuff but it's in the same vein okay on the brink of
losing her home maddie finds an intriguing job listing helicopter parents looking for someone
to bring their introverted 19 year old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or die trying.
Jennifer Lawrence, no hard feelings.
Really good cast.
Jennifer's great.
By the way, you get full frontal nudity with this.
You do?
And I'm like, hey, J-Law, if you're gonna show off the beef,
if you're gonna show off the beef,
make sure you're getting an Oscar nom.
But here's the thing.
She already has an Oscar.
Yeah, she does.
So she's just like, you can see the beef.
She really, I've met her a few times.
Yeah.
She is the most de-gaff girl.
It's in such a great way.
Yeah.
Like she really doesn't give a fuck.
She's always not giving a fuck.
Yeah.
I love that about her.
Actually, I'm not sure if it's that she doesn't give a fuck.
It's that she's very real. Like her tri at the oscars or her like yeah you know
jack nicholas jack nicholson like scaring her at an interview behind like yeah she just she comes
across as very real very and she's just gonna do her like no matter the consequences i feel
the kid that plays opposite her is so very good his name name's Andrew Barth Feldman. I think he's a theater kid. I imagine having to work across someone like J-Law, who's like won an Academy Award and like kind of done everything, is super intimidating. I'm sure it was for him, but he is so good in it. He's right there with her.
Really?
Yeah. Matthew Broderick plays his dad, which is great. Natalie Morales is her best friend.
Kyle Mooney's hilarious in it. It's just, it's a good movie. It's funny. Her mom left her this
house up in Montauk and like all the rich, you know, waspy people are coming in and ruining
Montauk and like pushing her
out. And she like doesn't have enough money to pay the property tax. And so she's got to figure
out a way to make some money. And she sees this thing on Craigslist, which is like basically fuck
our son before he goes to college to become a man. And that's basically what it is. It's a coming of
age story for him, but it's also learning who you really are as a person for her and
it's funny and fun and okay i don't know why it didn't do very well but better yeah but it was so
good it's on netflix okay so it's free now yeah you freeloaders that'd be me i did see there's a
movie that came out on hulu okay i really wanted to
start it last night but i was just too freaking tired this is what brandy does brandy just gives
suggestions of things she hasn't seen things i want to watch yeah you guys go watch them and
enjoy them for me yeah i don't have i can't stay awake yeah um it's called the greatest hits have
you seen this no anything about it it looks like really fucking sad which you know i love sad movies um oh yes we watched uh that i
want to watch this it looks really good yeah it's the girl from bohemian rhapsody yeah can you read
the synopsis a love story centered around the connection between music and memory and how they
transport us sometimes literally the greatest hits on hulu basically I watched the trailer and it seems like this girl,
I don't think I'm giving anything away because I haven't seen it. It seems like this girl and
her boyfriend are together and he, something bad happens to him and it seems like he dies.
But there's something about like when she listens to music, certain songs basically
literally put her back in the past before he dies. And it's that whole like, you know, can I save him?
Is there anything I can do to change his destiny?
And like, so he doesn't die or whatever,
but it just transports her back to the past and stuff.
And then in the present,
it looks like she finds somebody new and is like struggling with the whole,
like I keep going to the past and seeing my ex and I feel like I'm cheating on
him and I can't move on and blah, blah, blah. It just looks really good.
Yeah. Um, I want to watch it too.
And actually it's, we were going to watch it last night, but.
Oh, are you too tired?
Yeah.
Well, it was like, it was like 930 when we got in bed and I was like, I can't start a two hour movie.
I know.
I can't do that.
I know.
Same.
But yeah.
But yeah.
It's funny because like music does do that.
It does kind of transport you, but smell does it much more.
Yeah.
Every time she puts a record on and puts her headphones on it,
she'd like kind of time travels.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like sci-fi in that respect.
I do want to see that.
Nelly Furtado's in it.
I know.
Those look good.
And then there's also an Apple series called Argyle that just came out.
Do you know about that?
Yeah.
With Henry Cavill and Bryce Dallas Harper.
It's a movie.
Oh, it is a movie.
Yeah.
A reclusive author who writes espionage novels about a secret agent and a global spy syndicate
realizes the plot of the new book she's writing starts to mirror real world events in real time.
Argyle.
Henry Cavill,
Dallas Bryce, Bryce
Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell.
I love Sam Rockwell. Dua Lipa, I believe.
Dua Lipa's in it, yes. John Cena.
I did see this.
You watched it? I think so.
Was it good? Yeah. Okay.
I like Henry Cavill. Bryce Dallas
Howard is like, is a spy novelist,
but come to find out, like, everything that she writes is, like, is a spy novelist, but come to find out like everything that
she writes is like real.
And like the main protagonist is like Henry Cavill's character and everything.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
All right.
I have a show for you.
I think that you're going to like.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
I know.
I am about to go on vacation.
So I am going to have some time in the next week to watch some shit.
I'm telling you, this might be your next Last of Us.
Really?
It's got the same vibe.
It's based off a video game.
Okay.
In a future post-apocalyptic Los Angeles brought about by nuclear dissemination,
citizens must live in underground bunkers to protect themselves from radiation,
mutants, and bandits.
Fallout.
Sounds good. It's a little like silo okay
it's this kind of community that's living underground they're waiting for the radiation
levels to come down because yeah los angeles was bombed the main character is ella pernell
who's in yellow jackets oh we were talking about that show last night.
Yeah, it's a good show.
The first episode,
I won't ruin my,
I only watched the first episode,
but I was like,
I love this.
So the first episode,
she's like,
it's like coming of age for her
where she's like,
it's time for me to go
to like the next bunker over
so I can get married
because everyone that kind of lives
in that bunker,
they're all related
so you can't,
you know,
go procreate.
So they're like approved
and then she goes
and gets married to like the
most eligible guy from the next bunker over all of a sudden you're like something's not right with
the people from the next bunker over come to find out it's the the mutants who have been living up
top have broken in and they come and they're just trying to kill everybody and everything
and then i think it's going to be like we have to go out into out in the open. Yeah. It, the first episode was like, Ooh, you see, you see it from the beginning. Like when the bombs drop and you're like, fuck, I don't know if you know that this actor, Walton Goggins, he's like in everything. He's like the brother-in-law on, um, the righteous gemstones.
He's in justified the hateful aid.
He's just like an everything.
So he's like the character that you meet before the bombs drop.
He like runs away on a horse.
You're gonna like that part.
Okay.
Post-apocalyptic sci-fi.
It's on prime.
Okay.
Yeah.
I like the prime shows.
Yeah.
And it's based on off of really good,
I guess a famous video game. I don't play video games cause I like the Prime shows. Yeah. All right. And it's based off of, I guess, a famous video game.
I don't play video games because I'm not a fucking dork.
Ooh, has time for that.
Actually, that's not true.
That's actually not true at all.
I play video games in this room.
Give me a shout out right now.
You play video games?
Yeah, the Switch controller's behind you.
I like Mario.
That's my games.
I like Mario a lot.
All right. I play the Mario game
and on this TV?
on this TV
wow
and then I also have
like a
the Switch thing
it's like a Game Boy
I don't know what that is
but okay
yeah and I also play
Mario Odyssey
that's fun
Tiger Woods
just made a birdie
I like that too
cute
you know what
I did watch an episode
of something new as well
I don't know if I actually
finished it
I watched it on the flight
there's a it's an Apple Plus I think show called the new look. It's mainly, I think
about Christian Dior and how he got his start, but Coco Chanel is also a large character in it.
I've only seen half the first episode, but it's just kind of about those fashion houses. And
I guess like, I just didn't really realize that his come up was like right smack dab in the middle of Germany taking over Europe and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And, you know, more Nazi stuff.
And it seems good.
I mean, I love fashion, so I'm interested in that.
It's a little bit slow, but I think the cast is really great.
Yeah.
Ben Middleston.
That's yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, what's the guy's name?
That plays Christian Dior.
And also Maisie Williams is in it.
Yeah.
The cast is stacked, by the way.
So I think that could be a cool show.
Juliette Binoche plays Coco Chanel.
Maisie Williams plays Catherine Dior.
Yeah, John Malkovich is in it.
Explores the rise of fashion designer Christian Dior
as he dethrones Coco Chanel
and helps return spirit and life to the world
with his iconic imprint of beauty and
influence the new look on Apple plus yes Sarah's been wanting to watch this and I'm like this is
gonna be a you show I don't care about that but there is so much fucked up history when it comes
to World War II yeah like Hugo Boss they madei uniforms you know like that's just a fact and yes same with
like the christian diors and the coco chanel like porsche was not obviously a great thing vw bugs
or volkswagen made a lot of bad obviously those are german companies a lot of these like really top tier things that we consume has a bad history in terms of World War II.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
But here's the thing though.
Like there's a little bit of like, not like the end all be all of like World War II knowledge, but a lot of the stuff that happened to the Italians, they were kind of like fighting it.
They didn't so badly want to be in bed with the Germans, but mussolini kind of was like forcing their hands
and there was a lot of italians that were like fighting against the germans or like peaceful
protests all that kind of stuff so i can understand like if you're in a world where like
either i make the fucking i know tank or they're gonna kill me like what do you want me to do
i know i understand that but uh yeah there's a lot of really marred history of like these huge brands
that we all know and love everyone's trying to give shit to balenciaga for being like devil
worshippers let me tell you something he's in this too is he yeah anyway super interesting i
watched a documentary last night it's just it's just like one it's just like a movie i guess i
thought it was going to be a four-part series no, it's called what Jennifer did and what Jennifer did was fucked up.
Okay.
When Jennifer pan calls nine one,
one to report that her parents have been shot.
She becomes the primary focus of a captivating criminal case.
What Jennifer did.
True story documentary.
Takes place in Canada.
You hear the 911 call and it's like,
I've been tied up.
Three men entered the house.
I'm tied up.
Come help me.
I think my parents have been shot.
I heard two pops.
Please come help me.
So anyways, it's just a documentary about like, wait, who the fuck killed your parents? And like, why? my parents have been shot I heard two pops please come help me so anyways
it's just a documentary
about like
wait who the fuck
killed your parents
and like why
and then it just starts
to unravel
yikes
and then you find out
what Jennifer did
on Netflix
it's honestly
kind of a genius title
and I kind of ruined it
because I said
in the beginning
what she did
was pretty fucked up
but uh
yeah go check it out
I think you might like it I think you might enjoy.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think we have some voicemails.
Okay, cool.
This one's called Bone to Pick.
I love how we're starting it.
Uh-huh.
Oh my God, not that voice recording.
That's the best thing I've ever heard.
Welcome, Brandy.
My name is Kira.
Hey.
And I have a couple things that I don't think
that you guys have talked about.
The first one is a TV show that is absolutely hilarious, as millennials, elder millennials must watch.
It is called Girl.
By the way, what do you think she's doing while she's doing this call?
Because it seems like she's doing something else.
My guess, this is what I'm imagining, okay is where my this is how weird my mind is i'm imagining that she's playing
with her dog right now like throwing a ball all right now now that i've told you that listen to
it because you can see you can sense that something is happening okay here we go um the first one is a TV show that is absolutely hilarious as millennials, elder millennials must watch.
It is called Girls 5 Eva, and it's probably the most comical thing I've ever seen.
Also, because you like Force Wings, you should absolutely read the Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas.
It is to die for.
I've heard of that, I think.
And it's a great series.
Those are my suggestions.
Also, bone to pick with Lowe's.
Okay.
You always drive through Paso Robles, and you never stop and try the wine.
What's up with that, my guy?
You must stop, have some beautiful paso wine um and yeah come check
out our gorgeous wine industry here okay love you guys bye it sounds like she's on a hot girl walk
you think so yeah okay i thought she was playing with her dog yeah i do go through paso robles a
lot here's the thing when i go through paso robles i'm driving to you can't get drunk and continue to drive. I don't want a drinking lady.
Got it.
You know?
Yep.
It's actually funny though.
My mom, who was just in town last week,
had a girl's trip to Paso Robles
with all her friends
and they stayed at some place
and they loved it.
Okay.
So highly recommend.
And if you're trying to go to Monterey,
that's the way to go.
Take the 46,
cut across from the five to the 101.
Take the five to the 101 to like
one freeway yeah you get off on the 10 and then circle around sepulveda this one's entitled hottie
i love you guys um this is sandy hey sandy to know why has brandy not watched the McBee Dynasty or Real American Cowboys on Peacock.
And one of the brothers on that show looks identical to the hottie on Yellowstone.
Oh, shit.
Brandi, do better.
What's it called?
Crack me up every week.
Love you guys.
You're welcome.
We don't need to stroke Wells' ego.
You can just tell me the show, Rick.
Love you guys.
You're welcome.
We don't need to stroke Wells' ego.
You can just tell me the show, Rick.
Has Brandy not watched the McBee Dynasty or Real America? The McBee Dynasty.
McBee, okay.
All right.
All right.
Done and done.
Thanks, Sandy.
Yeah.
Was that Sandy?
I think so.
I love you guys.
This is Sandy.
That was Sandy.
I love her accent.
She sounds like she's from where I'm from.
Yeah. Sandy. Mm-hmm. By love her accent. She sounds like she's from where I'm from.
Yeah.
Sandy.
By the way, speaking of where you're from.
So I read something that old English, like during the time of like Shakespeare, resembled something much more similar to the way that Southerners speak and the way that English people speak. And it makes it so much funnier to read Shakespeare in a Southern accent
because it totally works.
Okay.
It works so much better.
Can you give us an example or no?
Hark, what yonder window breaks.
It is the East and Juliet is the sun.
What is a rose by any other name? I can't, I can't do it. This is a combo. This is a rose by any other name i can't i can't do it
the combo hey man i'm southern what is a rose by any other name oh my god but a rose it kind of
does it does okay maybe we should like have somebody read like an audiobook version of Shakespeare and we should sell it.
Yeah.
Can we do that as a copyright infringement?
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Oh, my God.
Your Southern accent, by the way, is nuts.
Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
There is nothing either good or bad about thinking,
but thinking makes it so.
I do love nothing in the world so well as you.
Is not that strange?
You always start out really strong and then it just goes.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
This guy's killing me. He's walking around acting
like this is a tough shot, but it doesn't look that hard.
It is. That's Tiger Woods.
Oh.
He's like, man,
gotta get the angle right.
What's the wind situation?
Just tap it in, bro.
Those greens are crazy fast.
You're so close.'re tired of woods apparently
it can't be that hard
be not afraid of greatness
some are born great
some achieve greatness
and some have greatness
thrust upon them
okay we're gonna get a real
southern person in here
to read this
he fucking missed it
I told you dude
oh my god
what a loser
the greens
and the gusss are crazy.
That guy before him that had the too tight t-shirt, he nailed it.
Golf is hard.
I should narrate golf.
Yeah.
I can't believe he missed that.
Oh, yeah.
If he misses this, that's really embarrassing.
The world has grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.
That sounds so much better than like, the world has grown so bad that wrens make prey
where eagles dare not perch.
I wish Sarah was here to help you.
The world has grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.
I mean, I love it.
I think it's great.
I love this for us.
It's really funny. All right. We have got one more. I mean, I love it. I think it's great. I love this for us. It's really funny.
All right.
We have got one more.
It's called Wash Your Hands.
Hi, Wilson Brandy.
Big fan of the pod.
Thank you.
So I just finished the most recent episode.
And I have to say, I've never felt compelled to call into a podcast.
Thank you.
I listen to a lot of podcasts.
Okay.
But Wells was talking about not washing his hands at home.
Yeah.
And I get his logic.
Yeah.
You're not really touching anything dirty.
Yeah.
At home when you're going to the bathroom.
I've cleaned my pee-pee.
However, he was saying that he would wash his hands after he poops because of the poop particles.
Yeah.
To that I say, you should wash your hands all the time because if you're flushing the toilet
yeah then you're grabbing onto a toilet handle that you've you know grabbed onto that's true
times after you've gone poop so because of that even if you're going pee as long as you're flushing
the toilet you should wash your hands every time yeah okay love you guys true bye that's true
yeah have you not seen the commercials about how many poop particles are just everywhere in the bathroom?
Dude, we've got, poop particles are everywhere, everywhere.
This world's nothing but poop particles.
I know, it's true.
I'll clean a horse stall and come in and eat lunch without washing my hands.
Okay.
So.
Okay.
That's disgusting.
I mean, I don't have to tell you.
It's just like the lifestyle.
So you think that their shit is cleaner than your shit?
I definitely think their shit is cleaner.
All they're eating is grass and hay.
I guess that's true.
What if all I had was a salad today?
Some organic shit.
Our salad is not clean.
I mean, come on.
It's pesticides.
Well, there's pesticides in your hay too, probably.
No.
Yeah.
Not all of it.
I mean, I'm sure there is.
No.
How doth describe a rose by any other name?
Can we get your mom to read fucking-
I was thinking like, can we get some haughty cowboy with a really good accent to like read it?
Like one of the Montana boys?
They don't, I was just talking about this.
They don't sound like they're from Montana. I listened back
to that episode and
their existence annoys me
more now. What episode, ours? Yeah.
When you were like, they made me a drink.
Got me a drink. What about me a drink? It was nice.
They don't do anything
for society. I agree.
Yeah, okay. Okay. I mean, at least
Pookie's like, show them about
fashion. The Montana boys, apparently they just listen to the same song. It's the same song over and over Okay. I mean, at least Pookie's like, show them about fashion.
The Montana boys,
apparently they just listen to the same song.
They do. It's the same song over and over again.
I told you this.
I know.
I learned this by listening back to our podcast.
Yeah, it's one song.
I'm convinced they're not really from Montana.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They look like East Coast boys to me.
Yeah, they're from Connecticut.
That's what they look like.
Yeah.
They just work out a lot.
Ugh.
Hot.
I hate them. But like, they look like. Yeah. They just work out a lot. Ugh. Hot. Hate them. But like
I want like a real
maybe like a Texan cowboy to come
read Shakespeare for us. Yeah.
You know? Doth. I'll find one.
What yonder window breaks.
No, no, that's enough.
It's the ace. You can't keep saying the same
line over and over. And Juliet is
the sun. It just keeps getting worse
and worse.
Do you bite your thumb at me?
I do bite my thumb, but not at you.
This is worse than Dirty Gramps.
It's worse.
Darth.
No.
What light from yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
I have to go.
My penis hasn't worked in 16 years.
But Juliet has made it rigid once again.
Not rigid.
All right.
Is that it?
Mm-hmm.
Do you have any musics?
You want to go out on anything?
You see Morgan Wallen throw a chair off of a roof.
Oh yeah.
We didn't talk about that.
What an idiot.
Yeah.
That guy is,
I think the dumbest person in the music industry.
He got caught.
He doesn't make great choices.
He got caught saying the N word at a party.
Yeah.
Shouldn't do that anywhere.
And then didn't he like not do a concert?
Cause he got too fucked up at like an
alabama sorority party kind of tracks that tracks and then he throws a chair yeah he's really lucky
he didn't kill somebody no kidding we were talking about that six stories up a chair hits you dude
first of all that could kill you yeah good and then his life would be over i think that guy
maybe does need to go sit in jail for a couple days. I think he needs to go learn some shit. It's not great. Do you know him?
I've met him, but I don't know him.
I think his country ass
needs to learn a couple lessons.
On to some music. There's actually some really good shit
on my release radar.
Do you like 49 Winchester?
I don't know what that is. Really?
I feel like you would like them. They have a new song called Yearning For You.
Want to go out on it? Sure.
Alright, you're here to do Sorry You're Stoned.
Yes.
Sorry We're Stoned.
Vegas Sunday.
Vegas.
Then I'm going on vacation.
Cuckoo.
Which should be nice.
And then I'll be back in Vegas.
Yeah.
On the 24th of April, if you find yourself in Vegas.
It's kind of like a pre-stagecoach kickoff at XS Nightclub.
And then stagecoach.
Yep.
I'm playing on Saturday in the Honky Tonk tent.
Cool.
I think my set's at 5 o'clock.
Nice.
I should probably know.
I do think it's 5 o'clock.
Yeah.
So perfect timing.
Come see me, then head over to the main stage for all the big acts,
like Posty and all the things.
And I'm actually also doing a pop-up set onay at the festival in the jameson tent if you want
to come see that and then monday i'm out of there cool and i actually get like a week of a break
nice yeah uh i'm going to dallas dallas i'll be so when this comes out i'll be in dallas for golf
for golf playing at the invited celebrity classic at Las Clinas Country Club if
you're in Dallas please come hang out
Ben and I are going to be there together
along with some actual celebrities
and then
champions tour golfers so it's gonna be
a lot of fun I got a bunch of stuff
coming up but I can't
really talk about it so what's that
well that's not fun
alright waft tears oh boy hark what lap from yonder window talk about it, so what's that? Well, that's not fun. All right, wife tears.
Oh, boy. Hark!
What lap from yonder window breaks?
You need to work on this accent.
It is the east, and Juliet is
this hunt. It's pretty good.
It's not.
It's a bop.
It's not bad. I like them.
If you want to call us up and leave us a voicemail, please do.
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Oh, a note.
We had a fuck you very much about how we no longer have our favorite things at the website.
That's because they are now in the show description.
So just go read that if you're looking.
But I do see that it would be easy if everything was in one place.
I don't know.
It seems like you're already listening to the podcast.
Just look at the show notes.
Just look at the show notes.
It seems easy.
You can do it.
All right.
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and we love you very much.
Love y'all.
No more.
I can see it. I can No more. I can see it.
I can see it.
I can see it.
Goodbye.
No.
No, that was terrible.
Hark.
What y'all?
No more.
No more hark.
No more hark.
You harked out?
I'm done with hark.
I'm done with hark.
We were dead. Time to go. It's a lot here. Hark. Oh, God.
Funny.
I can see your wheels turning.
I only know so many, you know, quotes.
Oh, it's hilarious.
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