Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - What the Victoria F!?

Episode Date: February 19, 2020

This week on YFT, Brandi and Wells are together at last to celebrate episode 090... which only took approximately three years to reach! Plus, the hosts are recording on Valentine’s Day, which means we get to hear about Reinhardt’s outstanding love-letter to Brandi and Wells’ romantic gesture to win the gift-giving game (and to show Sarah he loves her, of course...). As always, Wells and Brandi cover this week’s episode of The Bachelor, which was so dramatic and emotional that Wells had dreams of cleaning up a murder scene after his friend Nick Viall dream-murdered his dream-girlfriend Victoria (what the) F. The hosts discuss why Iowa wine tastes like hot garbage, why Madi’s mascara is essentially chunky peanut butter, and why Wells might have gone to college with one of the contestant’s dads. And hey, YFTers, we’d love your take on the controversial airplane seat-reclining debate so please let us know your thoughts and, in the meantime, stay safe out there. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. ARTICLE– Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you visit Article.com/YFT THERAGUN– Try Theragun risk-free for 30 days or your money back by going to Theragun.com/YFT. Plus, get a free charging stand with purchase - a $79 value! SHIPSTATION– Try ShipStation free for 60 days when you use offer code YFT

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Let's just see what... I mean, our listeners know what's up right i guess okay uh second bell by chance for me i do right there i have some good good things i think back to doing the show in the same room it's weird i don't know if i like it when's the last time i've even seen you it's's been, I don't even remember. Because we didn't, Ryan and I didn't get to see you guys. No. So the last time I was here was August.

Yeah. It's been a minute. I mean, I see you every week. Skype doesn't count. No? I don't know. It's different. All right.

Well, it's good to see you. You look great. You look tan. Do I? Yeah, always though. I know. Yeah. Well, thanks Well, it's good to see you. You look great. You look tan. Do I? Yeah, always, though. I know. Well, thanks. Maybe it's the slippers.

I know. Brandy came over. Hold on real quick. Let me just make sure that this is not peaking. Check, check, check. Give me a check. Oh, wow. Excuse me.

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Don't steal my chair, though. I might. No. What were we talking about? Your slippers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so Brandy comes over and she immediately pulls out her phone

and starts doing an Insta story about my slippers and asking if this is my outside slipper or my inside slipper your look right now actually i'm kind of into it just because of the like neutral tones you have going on here yeah and i'm wearing my perky print shirt with carl's face on it i thought you got some we're talking it's i'm the one blowing it i forgot to send her pictures like i promised but but we're on it. We're on the way. All right. Well, YFT090. I mean, we're 10 away from our 100th episode.

We only done 90? Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah. This has been going on for years. That's because like for the first couple of years, we did it like every like four weeks. It's like we couldn't be bothered to do the show. I know.

And now we got to be serious about it. I do feel like. Okay. How long has it been since we've been doing this? Do you know? I don't know. I feel like we started in 2016. Yeah, I was going to say, it's been three years, right? Yeah. At least?

Yeah. And only 90 episodes. I know. I feel like it's not good. No, it's not. It's okay, though. I know, because if we did it weekly, we would have hit 90 just in two years. A little less than two years.

A little less, yeah. If my math is correct. I'm not going to fact check it, so we're going to go with it. Wow. Here we are. 90, okay, 90. 90. I know.

Yeah. Yeah. It's Valentine's Day. I know, yeah. We're recording this a couple days early because Brandi's leaving tomorrow. So, happy Valentine's. Happy Valentine's's how do you feel about valentine's i have always hated valentine's day yeah i've just never like in

the history of having boyfriends like never had like an extravagantly great valentine's day like they've just always been really mediocre yeah never been crazy about it however last year so last valentine's day is the day i flew to south africa to see to see rye for the first time since like meeting him on safari like i just took a huge leap of faith faith right got on a plane and got on a red eye and when i got there and woke up it was valentine's day and he picked up from the airport and we had our first date yeah so now it means a lot more because that and he sent me the sweetest freaking message this morning. What did it say? You think he'd kill me if I read

it? No, I don't think so. It's real. It's really sweet. He's just the freaking sweetest. You guys are going to die. Okay. Some of this is in Afrika and some of that's a translate for you. Okay, cool. He sent me a text this morning

and said, love of my life, I hope you are resting well tonight. First of all, happy Valentine's Day. Exactly a year ago, I had the most magical day of my life. A knowing and confirmation came over me when we eventually went to sleep that I have met the woman of my dreams and the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. I'm completely obsessed, Brands. I cannot believe how far we've come in a year's time.

It feels like yesterday I went to the airport with butterflies in my stomach and sweaty palms waiting for you. Once you were in my arms, those butterflies went crazy. Whoa. I'll be thinking of you the whole day and holding you very close to my heart. I honestly love you with my whole heart, and I'm incredibly grateful for you and all the magic you have brought into my life. Is that not the sweetest freaking thing you've ever heard?

I got a really up the game for the uh this is the most precious wow straight up he's saying he's gonna marry your ass well no like he's not we're like in no rush to do that i know but he's saying the rest of my life yeah we say that those things we say like you're the love of my life like i want to spend the rest of my life with you but we don't like talk about getting married and i'm fine with that it's so funny sarah left me a note on the the coffee maker this morning yeah like a card and she literally just texted me so have you had your coffee this morning because i'm like setting up the studio and everything uh i haven't answered it either so i'm so excited so when we were in i think i'm gonna win the valentine's day gift off

oh yeah okay so there's a gift off i mean i don't know i like it in your mind in my mind i'm always trying to have the best gifts so when we were in paris we went into gucci and you went into gucci we went into well sarah dragged my sorry sack into Gucci. That sounds more accurate. And she put on these shoes and she was like, what do you think? And I was like, oh, I like them, you know, whatever. And she's like, I don't know. I went back and forth. A little investigator Wells over here remembered what they looked like.

Went to Gucci yesterday. Picked them up. Dang. That is pretty good. Okay. Feeling good. But I didn't get a card. You should probably do up. Dang. That is pretty good. Okay. Feeling good. Yeah. But I didn't get a card.

You should probably do that. Yeah. Well, I got all day. She's working. Okay. That's good. She's slaving on Modern Family. Well, that's cute.

Happy Valentine's Day to you. Happy Valentine's. He's so sweet. I'm going to have to sit down after this and really think of a heartfelt thing to say back. But like- Just send him a nude. No. I'm not going to do that.

Just send a nude. No. Maybe tonight Yeah He though like He doesn't just send stuff like that On Valentine's Day Like he sends me sweet texts

Like that all the freaking time He's just He's just a dream When's he getting over here? Well I'm going there next Friday Oh shoot For like two and a half weeks actually Correct

Long trip I know We're doing some really exciting things So we're going on safari in the Kalahari Desert. It's one of his favorite places in the world. He's been several times, and he's always wanted to take me. But he usually camps in the desert, and it's very hot and very cold at night. It just sounds very hard, something I wouldn't love to do.

So I found us a glamping place. And so we're going to go do that. Guess who's going with us who olivia caridi and her boyfriend she got boyfriend you know what she's gonna kill me for saying that i don't think he is her boyfriend and she's very secretive about it but it's her boo thing you know what i mean it's like she got a boy all right so we've got like a week and a half before before she fucks that up and then she's not going to i think he really likes really she's gonna murder me i don't think she's talked about this at all well do you want me to cut it

then i don't know i'll text her and ask she's gotta get over it because i'm posting stuff when we get over there obviously yeah obvi but anyway so she's got a guy and they're coming with us and i'm so pumped i love it yeah well do you want to start the show why is this coffee making me burp today i don't know. Because you're an alcoholic and you put whiskey in it. No, that sounds good. I was filming something and they were like, yeah, I want to start a, like a camera guy was like, yeah, I want to start a coffee company that sells coffee with alcohol in it and call it Spiked.

And I was like, that's a good idea. I would go to that place. How has no one done that? I don't know. All right, let's start the show. Alright, is it you or me? I think it's you, maybe. Buckle your seatbelts, boys and girls. Bros and hoes, it's time for episode

number 090 of your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy live together in studio. It's not really live, but you know what I mean. Radio Wells only comes out when Brandy's in the studio. Not at

2.1, but it's out of RoboRadio. Alright. Wow. I'm so glad you don't do this anymore. I do. I'm silly. It's so funny. I went and did Carly and Jade's podcast, you know, about being moms and stuff. Why were you on that podcast? I'm trying to promote the kids podcast

I do with Steve Lee, you know, and I felt like that's a good place to go do that very and i went and we had to go i had to go to the cumulus station and i actually went and i didn't audition i had like a job interview there and like they never called me back was like what the fuck were you guys thinking hose like it like really okay but anyways i pulled in and I was like, remember like all the feels of like going to a radio station every single day and the grind of it. Having to do three different shows every single day. And one started at six in the morning and one ended at 10 p.m. at night. And I was just like, ah, radio station.

How did you do that for so long? Dude, I literally have no idea how I was able. And now look at you. Now you're in a home studio with Ugg slippers. I know. And your dog on your shirt. But I will say that I work more than I did before. Yeah.

Just in terms of like it never ends. Yeah, that's the trade-off I feel like from working from home. Yeah, working from home. Constantly on. It never ends. But then also like the amount of travel that I'm doing. Yeah, working from home. Constantly on.

It never ends. But then also like the amount of travel that I'm doing. Like I'll have done more between Monday and Wednesday than I ever did before. Like all week. Because it's like flying to New York, filming, interview, interview, interview, fly back. And it's just like I haven't slept in three days. Dang, bro. Life's a grind.

Okay. So, I mean, let's just. Victoria F, man. Diving in. just, Victoria F, man. We're just diving in. What the Victoria F? Oh, I like that. I'm going to use that. That was really good.

Should that be like the title of the episode? Yes. The title of the episode is What the Victoria F? Wait, by the way, rewind the reels real quick. I just texted Nick Vial this. I had a dream last night that Nick Vial and I were roommates. Huh. Nick Viall this. I had a dream last night that Nick Viall and I were roommates. He was being convicted of murdering

his girlfriend, which was Victoria Adler. No! Yes. And I helped clean up the kitchen before the cops got there. You watch way too much TV. I know. And James Taylor got into a fist fight defending

his honor. Sounds like something you would do. Totally. Yeah. I guess James Taylor didn't believe that Nick had done it, but I was like, I'm pretty sure he did it, but I'm going to help clean it up. Would you do that for Nick, by all? I think so. Really?

Yeah. Wow, I hope you're around if I ever accidentally murder someone. Oh, yeah. I will definitely perjure myself for you. But anyways, I texted him this morning. So it's Valentine's Day. We're recording this long before it's actually coming out. And I just texted him this morning saying, I had a dream. We were roommates and you were being accused of murdering your girlfriend. Who was Victoria F?

James Taylor got into a fistfight defending your honor. For what I assumed, you did it. But I did help clean up the kitchen before the cops got there. So anyways, hope you didn't kill anyone. Happy Valentine's Day. What'd he say? I'm just glad you're thinking of me. That was his response. Then happy v-day buddy wow and then we made plans to hang out that's cute you're nuts okay so victoria freaking f what the victoria f first of all yeah having

another country singer come and play at your date why would you ever do that i know as that the last one went so bad i know the last thing you want to do is remind him of how horrible the last date with the other country singer that you dated with and now you brought another country singer and by the way singing along and if i were him i would have been like oh what you should date this one too you fucked hunter hayes as well by the way i don't if you guys want to go back into the archives we had a hunter hayes on the show while yeah we did yeah i think hunter hayes is is married though no no no remember when we had him on he was dating my friend alissa oh yeah they're not together anymore oh yeah let's have on a girl yeah oh yeah when

that happened i was like no way they're doing this crazy why would she i like and she seemed happy about it she was like i have this great date plan for peter and i'm surprising him i'm like girl but by the way like they both knew all the Hunter Hayes lyrics. Maybe they both slept with him. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, he's a cute guy. He's very cute.

You know? Yeah. Very successful. Oh God. That's so funny. It is. And then, okay. So, I mean, like we're skipping over the Hannah Ann dates.

There's so many things. We're skipping over. Cause like who gives a shit? I mean, yeah. Who gives a shit about Hannah Ann? Who gives a shit about Maddie? You love Hannah Ann. I do. I do.

There's actually kind of a lot to say about those two things. First of all, we know why Hannah Ann cries so much. Her whole damn family was bawling their eyes out when she walked in the door. I'm like, how long has it been since you've seen her? Six weeks? That's nothing. Yeah. Fair.

It's insane. The whole family's an emotional basket. Well, like, okay. I mean, we're all over the place on this episode, but like. Okay. Back to Victoria. Yeah. Okay.

You just want to stick on Victoria for a while? Circle back, yeah. Okay, I don't know who Marissa is. Oh, yeah, that was weird. Apparently she worked at, like, The Gap or something. How do you know that? Because she's like, remember you came in and I got you that jacket? Is that the jacket I sold you at Guess or something?

Oh, Guess, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guess, that's what it was. Okay, but it's weird because, like, when he saw her, he seemed so happy to see her. Yeah. It kind of almost just seemed like an old best friend or something. Well, we all know that Peter loves an ex, all right? That's right. That's true.

He loves an ex. But yeah, he's like, oh, we're besties, hugs. So good to see you. What are you doing here? And then he goes and tells her, so I ran into an ex today. And then you're like, oh. Uh-huh. How can you not see through these girls and their bullshit your ex-girlfriend is coming to you and talking to shit about your

new girlfriend that is like the most common play in the book she wants you back she don't you're the bachelor you're hot stuff she's like i'm so sad i should still be with peter so i'm gonna wreck his new relationship really i don't know maybe but like it's worth a thought and he didn't even like think about it he just was like she's telling the truth i gotta ask victoria and in victoria here's my defense for victoria i never agree with how emotional she gets and how she handles things because she won't talk about anything she just wants to leave which is nuts however i would have also been upset if like we had had this great day and then he was coming to meet my family Which is such a big deal and it's so nerve-wracking and you want like the vibe to be good and the energy to be good

And the and then as soon as he gets there He sits you down and asks you something like that Like I would think I would have been pissed too and I wouldn't have handled it that way But I would have been very upset and I and I would have also thought like the whole night was kind of ruined Like now the whole vibe is off So now after we have this tough conversation We're supposed to go in and pretend like everything's so great for my family so that they agree that we should be able to get married

even though we don't know each other at all. Like that's a horrible way to start off with the fam. I get it. I think he should have waited till after the family. I think so too, but television show and much better this way. I mean. When I went on Strahan last week

and we were showing like a Victoria F clip. Yeah. Strahan was like, would you want to be around that couple? Because they seem exhausting. For sure. Their fighting is just like, they're that couple that has no couple friends because everyone's like, I can't go out with them because it's just so annoying. Yeah.

Victoria F is just really, she's just really bad at conversation. Yeah. And communication at conversation. Yeah. And communication. Yeah. Yeah. She shuts down. No, first what she does is she gets bitchy. She does.

And then she shuts down, which is so annoying because it's like, you're mean. Yeah. And then you walk away. Like you can't have resolution. No. When Peter was like, excuse me. And then she was like, excuse me. And she was like excuse me and it was like oh it was horrible and the thing is like the other thing she says a lot and hannah ann says this too

and it drives me nuts is they are always like this is just so hard you guys this is not that like it i'm not saying it's easy but if you can't handle stuff like this how are you supposed to handle a real life relationship with actual real world problems and work through it and ever survive? I know. This is not that hard. I know. It's so funny of like, this is so hard. I can't handle it.

I mean, like, you know, you just sleep with someone's husband and the wife is mad at you forever. And it's just so ridiculous. This is my life now. Yeah. Which, by the way, I don't know if that's true, but I've heard that rumor. So it's just so ridiculous that this is my life now yeah which by the way i don't know if that's true but i've heard that rumor so it's just funny yeah it's crazy it's an emotional bunch of girls i'll say that it is it's like that's why i miss kelly kelly was just like yeah steady eddie yeah she was i know but that's not what he wants, dude. No, he doesn't. He wants difficult. He wants everything. Like, what day was he on where, I think it was Victoria P. I can't remember.

It was like, this is so much fun. No, it was Kelly. Kelly. And he was like, you know, I hate that. You fucking hate fun, bro. I know. I know. You hate easy?

I don't get it. You should be trying to find the thing that it just works. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what finding like your soulmate is when it's just easy. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

It's pretty crazy. What do they always say? Like professional athletes do is they make something that's extremely difficult look really, really easy. Right. And that's also kind of like what you're trying to do when you find like a life partner or whatever. Dude, marriage is really difficult, you know?

Yep. But if you can make it look easy, then you're winning. And he doesn't want to do that. He wants his relationship to be as bad as he is at fucking basketball. Which, by the way, dude. Maddie crushed him. And those drills. I like you, Pete.

But, like, you played football in college. Bro, how are you this bad at basketball? It's pretty funny. It is. Like, he's gotten schooled twice now. Yeah. In basketball. By girls.

And one didn't even know how to play. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, anyways. Victoria, what the F? I just can't believe he continues to keep her after it goes like this. It's just nuts.

I'm telling you, I did this on our podcast last week of one of these things is not like the other. He's not into blondes. I know. So like that's just it. Yeah. And wine teeth Kels, gone. Gotta go. Which, by the way, taking him to a fucking winery.

In Iowa? Yeah, first of all, we were making that joke. We were like, ah, Napa, Bordeaux, South Africa, Australia, Iowa. All the wonderful places to make beautiful wine. Seriously, it was weird. But, like, I love that she's like, I'm so much of a wino. I'm taking you to the Iowa winery. Yeah. And you know that wine tastes like hot garbage.

Ew, it had to be disgusting. Yeah. So cold in Iowa. The thing about grapes is it needs to be nice all year round. And Iowa freezes over. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. Anyways.

Poor Kelsey. I know. I actually think that she's like the only one that could be the bachelorette. I would love her to be the bachelorette. I would love for her to be the bachelorette. Would you? I think so. You cry too much, bro. I feel like they love that.

Maybe. All those girls cry too much. Yeah. Except Maddie. Maddie's like very level-headed. I know, but shit's about to get real. It's about to get real because I think- Because the P and the V.

I know. And I think Maddie, she's so like level-headed about it and she's so, I can just tell, like she really like thinks everything through and is very logical about things. She's not emotional, which is awesome. But I do think she is just being really naive that this could work and that Peter could be what she wants. Because she has feelings for him and he's just not. Because of the whole faith thing and whatever. And it's just going to end real bad.

because of the whole faith thing and whatever. And it's just going to end real bad. By the way, Maddie's dad looks exactly like every dude I went to college with right now. I'm pretty sure that Maddie's dad and myself are the same age. No fucking joke. No. I'm telling you, dude, he looks, every guy went to Ole Miss with like swooped hair.

That is nuts. Little bit of salt and pepper in it like I'm like dude Maddie's dad I I guarantee you like I played rugby against him in college that is nuts um he does not like Peter no shit because he's not because Peter's not a religious dude I know and that's okay yeah Maddie's dad was like can you tell me that like she's the one he's like can I tell you today I can tell you today but I can't tell you now and he's like that's okay. Yeah. Maddie's dad was like, can you tell me that, like, she's the one? He's like, can I tell you today? I can tell you today, but I can't tell you now. And he's like, that's not what I don't need today.

There's still a couple more weeks left, you know? Yeah. And that's very much of, like, he is all about her right now. But when he finds out that he can't get down dirty in the fantasy suite, that's when the scales are going to right itself and Hannah Ann is going to come out on top. Uh-huh, she is. You know it's true.

I know. This is nuts. And then, do we have the first Bachelorette virgin? I mean, maybe we have. Well, I guess Sean Lowe. No, Sean Lowe was like a born-again virgin. Was he? Yeah.

I didn't ever watch back then. I didn't never watch back then. I didn't ever watch back then. I didn't never, never watch back then. I didn't ever watch back then. I feel't never watch back then. I didn't ever watch back then. I didn't never, never watch back then. I didn't ever watch back then. I feel like Maddie would make a great Bachelorette. Do you? Yeah.

Yeah. I like Maddie, but she needs to pump the brakes on the mascara glob. Oh my gosh, that's been a day one problem. I just don't know what to tell you, kid. Yeah, she needs a new mascara. But let's just pump the brakes. You know what? Now that you're going to be able to sell a bunch of shit on Instagram,

let's use some of that money for when they shove the hair into your eyeball. You know what I'm talking about, when they glue it on there. Eyelash extensions? That's it. Is that where you're going? Let's get that. All right? Hey, Maddie, if you're listening to this,

Sarah has a great chick out here in Los Angeles. I honestly think it's just a choice of mascara. I think if she used a different mascara, it would be a game changer. Yeah. Yeah. No, you know what it's like? You're in over your head here

with the beauty talk. No, but I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. No, kind of. Like, do you remember that game you used to get and it had like, it's like a guy's face

and then it had like a magnet pen and then you could, you could use the magnet pen to like draw in eyebrows and stuff. That's what it looks like on her eyelashes. Because she's using clumpy mascara. Yeah. We got to get a – you're using chunky peanut butter.

We need to get some cream. Yes, exactly. See? Exactly. That's what I meant to say. That was a good analogy. Okay, cool. Peter's starting to look very, very weak by keeping Victoria P. around.

F. Victoria F. Victoria want the F around. I know. When Kelsey sees that episode, she's going to be like. Are you kidding me? What? Yeah.

Are you kidding me? Also feel really bad for Victoria F.'s family because they sat around. No kidding. Mic'd up under hot lights for hours. They were like, they're fucking crying outside. What's happening? No kidding. But they did get to live in credit roll, which as a man who lives in credit roll, it's where you want to be. It's a nice spot to be.

It's a good little, it's a nice little pocket. Oh my gosh. Anyways, do you have anything else on it? I mean, who's going to be the match threat? I don't freaking know. Anyways, do you have anything else on it? I mean, who's going to be the Bachelorette? I don't freaking know.

I mean, they could pull like Hannah Brown got eliminated so early in her season to have been the Bachelorette. Maybe they'll pull somebody from her that got cut earlier. Hannah B was top four, no? I don't think she got a hometown. Am I wrong about that? I think you are wrong about that. I don't think so. I think she got cut early. Let's do a Google.

Do a quick Googs. Yeah. Top four were Hannah G, Kaylin, Tay and cassie oh yeah hannah brown got cut earlier so they could you know they could pull somebody else yeah i'd love to see kelly as a bachelorette nah why nah i love kelly Why? I love Kelly. Have you met her? No, but I like her. Okay, well. You got anything else on it? I just, no. When Peter stands there in front of those three and says, like, my wife's in this room. Yeah.

I just don't believe him. Yeah, no. I mean, what else is he going to say? Something else. Anything else. Wait, what do you think the twist is? Like, a twist is coming. Yeah, I don't know.

Okay, so a lot of people think that one of the chicks is pregnant the a twist is coming yeah like okay so a lot of people think that one of the chicks is pregnant yeah but they've already said no to that somebody did an interview chris harrison or somebody and so that's not true damn okay i think that's what i read i read i believe everything i read on instagram so yeah i mean the other one is that he's been hooking up with his producer which they've also said it's not true right yeah i don't think that's true. But I love it. I know, I would have loved that. And of course I texted all of my producer buddies.

I didn't text Julia. I don't even know if I have her number. You shouldn't tell me this is true. No, I texted Bill. I think you've met before. Bill Dixon. Fucking hilarious. I was like, please tell me this is true.

And he goes, I wish. And I said, that's exactly what you would say if it was true. And you didn't want me to know about it. And then he didn't respond. So I was like, oh, Bill this is true. And he goes, I wish. And I said, that's exactly what you would say if it was true. And you didn't want me to know about it. And then he didn't respond. So I was like, oh, Bill. Oh, there's hope. I also think Bill was like, I don't, really, dude?

Yeah. Well, and other people are probably texting him, too. Yeah. He's probably over it. Probably. So what do you think the twist is? I mean, then Hannah B. Yeah, some people say Hannah B comes back, which wouldn't shock me.

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe Madison leaves next week because she can't deal with the fantasy suite stuff. Yeah. And then the top two are Victoria and Hannah Ann. And then maybe Maddie swoops back in during proposal and is like, I want you back. Yeah.

From what we see, I think he's absolutely the most in love with Maddie. Yes. Than the other two. But what we're going to see is that he's like i think sex an important part of finding out who you want to marry and he's like okay derrick i love you but derrick likes crazy i was about to say this earlier yeah when we were talking yeah i almost said like derrick is a perfect example of a guy that likes difficult girls yes i think he's turned on by it yeah Yeah, I mean, I can see that.

And I think Peter's like, I've got to get this girl in the fantasy suite because I think she's going to be a fucking freak in the sheets. Oh my gosh. You took that so far. I don't know how dudes think. I don't know. That's why I'm on the show.

Helping you out here. All right. Enough bachelor talk? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I do. I think so. Okay, Brandy.

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Okay, I feel like we actually discussed this whole, like there's this whole controversy going on right now about airplane seats and whether you should recline or not. Didn't we talk about this? No, but I saw that there was like some viral video of a woman who went back and the guy's like punching the back of her seat. Yeah, did you see that?

Yeah. Okay, so on my flight here, I was in the first row of like economy plus or whatever it's called you know what i mean where you have like a smidgen more room and no one's in front of you it's marketing it's all bullshit yeah it's all bullshit so i was sitting by the window seat and then my middle seat was empty and then there was a guy in my in my aisle in my row like on the aisle seat yeah and he sits down and um and like he you know had on like louis vuitton sneakers and he seemed like a businessman or whatever and um he seemed like somebody that had like status on the

airline you know and that's why he had that seat or whatever and then so i boarded like really early and then i put my airpods in and i'm just sitting there and then all of a sudden through my airpods i hear people start to argue and so I pop one of them out. And the guy behind, in the row behind me, the guy sitting behind the guy in my row, says, he pokes this guy and says, hey, man, as you can see, I'm a really large dude. And it would be really great if you didn't recline your seat on this flight. Yeah. And the guy in my row, you could tell he's like kind of shocked that he even would say that and he just says he turns on he goes he goes listen man like he's like i'm

sorry it's a four and a half hour flight like i'm gonna have to recline my seat some yeah you know and then the guy behind him says well that's a really asshole thing to say yeah and like it starts to get us and i'm like oh my god and then he goes really dude you're really dude come on it's a four and a half hour flight. Yeah. He was like, I bought this seat because I wanted more space. Like he was like, I'm sorry. Like, you know, I'm not going to sit here and tell you I'm not going to recline my seat

because I am. Yeah. And then the guy behind him is like, well, that's just like a really douche move. You know what? And if you're going to recline your seat and you're going to move into my space that I paid for, I'm going to make sure I'm in your space and kind of threatens him. Okay. And then they stand up and then start arguing.

And I'm just like, oh my, and I'm so freaked because I don't want to be like, I just, I don't want to be involved. I put my AirPods in, but pause the music so I could listen to what was going on. Yeah. And the flight attendant comes up and the flight attendant doesn't really want to get involved. Of course not. Like the flight attendant's like, you guys want to figure this out or we're not going

to LA. Yeah. Like figure it out. And they start like screaming at each other. And I thought that somebody was going to punch somebody. Like it was nuts over the fact that this guy doesn't want him to recline his seat. But like, you can't ask somebody that no if you want to sit in a row where you're someone doesn't recline into your seat you need to sit in the emergency exit row

because if you would if you fly often you know that the emergency exit row seats can't recline yep so if that's what you want that's where you need to freaking sit okay so i told this story like episodes ago long time ago same thing happened to me a guy said that's why yeah that's why i thought we'd talk about yeah he was like hey man is it cool i'm a i'm a basketball player i'm pretty tall is it cool if you don't recline and i was like yeah cool whatever that's i get it and i didn't and then we stood up you know you get up to get your bag he wasn't that tall he was a fucking inch taller than i was i'm like dude i'm tall too i just can't i can't imagine i mean this guy on my flight he he was so aggressive.

You know what I mean? And you could tell it wasn't the first time he's done this to somebody. He's definitely done this before. And I think the guy in my row, I think he pressed charges against him because he threatened him. Really? Or whatever. Like, they had a cop or somebody meet him when he landed in LA to, like, file a report. So, I don't know.

I just, like, can't understand. I would never have the balls to, like, poke somebody and be like, hey, would you not recline your seat? Like, that's nuts to me. I would never do that. It's also like it's a you problem, not the person in front of you problem. I know. The person in front of you, he is expecting to be able to recline his seat. That's what he's expecting going in there.

That's what he's expecting going in there. If you really don't like people reclining, like you said, exit row or fucking pony up and go first class where it doesn't really matter. That's the thing. If you need more space, then pay for more space or whatever. And my mom, my mom's whole point, because she watched the video that's going viral right now, the guy punching the seat. And she's like, all right, he's in the back row and that's why he can't recline. So if the woman in front of him is not allowed to recline, then the person in front of her shouldn't be allowed to recline. And then it goes all the way up and then no one's reclining.

Yeah. It's a domino effect. It's insane. Yeah. Dude, sorry that you got the last fucking seat. I would have lost my mind on that guy. This guy started to. He really did.

No, I'm saying like the woman that was getting like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have been like. She didn't do anything. No, I know. She just filmed it. And actually like that ended up probably being much more beneficial because now everyone knows that guy's a fucking asshole yeah but i would have gotten up and i'd be like motherfucker shit's about to go down i'm sorry that you're in the back seat next to the

fucking shitter but so am i and like here we are all right when i saw that i got so heated yeah i just could i've just never witnessed anything like that on a flight so it just blew my mind and i was just sitting there and i have astra and i like, you know, like I'm here taking up more space than I should be. And I'm freaked to be involved with this. And it was just horrible. But I just can't get over how much like how big of a deal this whole like reclining on an airplane is becoming. Yeah. I mean, you just can't expect people to not recline.

And that's where I stand on it. All right. I got sent this. I this on tiktok i'm getting i'm trying to get into tiktok i need to try i need to get with the times so this is a guy doing an impersonation of donald trump and obama going on a road trip together okay are we almost there i have to go to the bathroom it's about 20 minutes until our next stop. How bad is it? Is it number one or number two? Well, we're looking into what number it is, because a lot of people are saying it's number one.

And I think that's probably right, but, you know, number two is quite something as well. I think when you're looking at... Donald, just answer. Is it number one or number two? Well, I'm always number one, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that, so it's probably number one. All right. Well, it's going to be 20 minutes, so if you want a bottle, I have a bottle up here. Do you want a bottle, Donald? Well, no, you know, I'm realizing something that's quite fantastic.

It's number two, actually. It's number two, and I need to do it quite quickly, quite immediately. Look, I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes you just got to hold it in, all right? Well, it's a little late. It's a little late for that. You know, you look at what it smells like. Damn it, Donald, not again.

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Oh, that's funny. Oh, man. Yeah, I will never be doing that. No? No. Yeah. Absolutely not. Feel you on that.

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It's pronounced Nexium, but it's spelled N-X heard about this no it's pronounced nexium but it's spelled n-x-i-v-m it calls itself a humanitarian community expert call it a cult uncover escaping nexium is an investigative podcast series about the group its leader keith rainier and one woman's journey to get out i'm only like the first episode in and i'm like oh shit nexium's crazy dude cults are insane i know how do people get locked up in that i don't know that's what like whenever like like the stupid uh waco series like that was a real thing like how do people get wrapped up in that i don't get it yeah i don't know i don't know either scary like but here's the thing like i don't feel strongly about anything.

I know. I'm trying to think of the thing that I feel the strongest about. Say Sarah. It's Valentine's Day. Sarah. I feel the strongest about Sarah and my love for her. Exactly. And our future together.

Mm-hmm. Yep. I like that gentle dig. Do you know what I'm saying? What do you love that much? I don't know. Or like believe in that much. My love for Reinhardt.

That's an emotion. Yeah. Love is an emotion. I'm trying to think of just like, I'm a religious person, but even that I'm like, there's some things I'm a little skeptical about. You know? You know, like, I don't know about that. I don't know about all that. You know?

I don't know if some guy built a fucking boat and put every animal on it. You're like one toe into religion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like some of it I'm fine with and some of it I'm like, I don't know. It'd be really hard to get two falcons on a boat. Just saying. Do you know what I'm saying? You're worried about the falcons?

Not like the rhinos and the elephants? The leopards. Yes. All that. Yeah. No, dude, come on. The polar bears? Yeah.

And first of all, the polar bears coming down, be like, it's hot over here. You know? Yeah. I'm so many people that are religious or now hate hate me but um we're just we're just making jokes yeah we're making trying to be funny we just don't start a cult as i'm saying the cult thing is yeah it's pretty wild i don't really understand it either but i hope they make a show out of this podcast out of our podcast well also yes but no this this one because it's not that would make a great show dude you know i was like it was a couple episodes it was a long time ago that i

read a book called the invisible man yeah now it's a movie yeah i'm seeing it's a movie now i don't know if it's the same but it looks like it could be the same with the girl from handmaid's tale yeah she's the lead yeah yeah that's really good by the way i don't know if we talked about it last week, but I finished Educated. Did we talk about it last week? Mm-mm. Oh, my God. Love.

It's just fucking bomb. Speaking of cults, dude, not to say that Mormonism is a cult, but the way that that family's run is very cultish. Huh. I want to read that. That book's phenomenal. Do you have to do it with you by chance, or you listened to it, didn't you? Listened to it on tape. Sorry, bro.

Well, speaking of podcasts. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tizz yeah and i recorded yesterday new podcast name is called sorry i'm stoned okay so we were joking about that we were like let's be there with the podcast and then like rave reviews about it in the comments so that'd be the name of the podcast yeah but i don't get stoned yeah but she does so we should just call it sorry we're stoned yeah i don't know how you do it but you already have a podcast yeah so this is really your mom's podcast where you're kind of like helping her yeah i i like narrate it yes because she's like first of all she's so stoned she can't exactly and second of all she's like

she'll start talking like this up on the mic And then as she talks, she gets back here. She's got her joint. And I'm like, mom, you got to move up. And she'll still talk like that. And she'll move away. It's so freaking annoying. Like, even though you're not the one getting stoned, she is. Yeah.

It's going to be both of your guys' stories. But I feel like it's going to be a lot of her like. Yeah. No, it is for sure. So I think, I think, sorry. Sorry, I'm stoned or what? Sorry, I'm stoned is funny. Sorry, I'm stoned.

With Tish and Brandy. Yeah. Okay. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. People really thought that was funny. Yeah.

I wrote on it being like... I know. I saw that. Yeah. So that's her office. Her new office with the sign. And I was like, I've never seen a more perfect sign for someone's office in my life. When does this podcast come out?

I don't know yet. That was our first... That was like a pilot episode. Okay. In a perfect world, I'd love to shoot to have it out in April. Okay. It'll just be a matter of like, can we get our shit together and record? Well, if you guys need help, let me know.

Well, you know, she kills me. Yeah. We record for like 30 minutes and then I'm like, all right, well, let's wrap it up. And she's like, can we talk about our favorite things? And I was like, no, we can't because that's my other podcast. She was like, but I really just want to talk about the outsider. It's so good. And I was like, mom, we can't because that's my other podcast. She was like, but I really just want to talk about the outsider. It's so good. And I was like, mom, we can't talk about favorite things.

That's my whole other podcast. No, you guys can totally do that. You can come on your favorite things and talk about the outsider. She's so crazy. I'm excited about that. I know. That is going to be one of my favorite things. Just listen to your mom's stone.

It's so funny. Did I post? I don't think I did. I think I saved it. I have a video of her talking with her joint in her hand. It's so freaking funny. Like, she's so funny, too, because she's like, I don't know what to talk about. I don't want to offend people.

And the first freaking thing, she's defending weed. I always have a stomachache after. If you drink alcohol, you always have a stomachache. Not to mention the amount of people that drink and drive. But look look at her with her joint in her hand i know yeah yeah it's insane she goes on this entire rant to start the podcast about why alcohol is bad and weed's good yes and i'm like mom settle settle down i gotta be honest she's got she's not wrong no i know well i just i'm like i'm like yes talk about controversial topics because then people will talk about our podcast and then it'll be successful.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. It's so funny. She's hilarious. So anyway, I guess like I guess that's what we're going to call it. You should. All right.

It's so good. That's such a good. It's also a shtick. Like she gets stoned on her podcast. Well, we were like, do we just make it a segment? No, I think it's a shtick. And I think you also have guests on that gets stoned. Like it's kind of like Rogan does it too.

That's a funny thing. And your dad needs to come on. We tried to call him and he didn't answer. Well, you need to talk to him beforehand. I know, but you know. We were like, let's call dad. Anyway, so yeah, mom and I did that and it was super fun, so hopefully we have that out soon.

I just needed some validation on the name, but I think, yeah, I think it's good. Well it let us know if you don't think it's a great name but i think it's pretty good it's pretty good hey don't forget to uh follow us on instagram we're at yft podcast and that's where like kind of everything is but you can follow myself at wells adams you are at brandy cy name. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, rate and review. That really helps, I guess. Oh, yeah.

Rate and review. Give us five stars. We like that. We haven't done a fuck you very much in a while. We should do a fuck you very much next week for sure. Yeah. Also, I'm going to plug the tour again. Tickets go on sale today, but today is actually Valentine's Day, so they'll already be on

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Elmer Fudd and... Ernest. Ernest. Ernest. Ernest. Yeah. Johnson. And Brandi Cyrus. And Brandi. Well Brandy Well hey Cyrus now Is synonymous with country though It is You know Yeah

Yeah So anyway Yeah Well cool While Wells is on the beach Sipping margs And making drinks You're gonna be

Hanging out with Elmer Fudd And Thomas Jenkins Yep Yeah buddy That's me If my friends start sending me Happy Valentine's texts Like it's freaking Christmas, I'm going to get mad.

Okay. Oh, you know who has a new song out? Who? Billie Eilish? She does. You know what? We don't need to help Billie Eilish anymore. No, we don't.

Billie Eilish has done it. My boy, Jason Isbell and the 400 unit have what sounds like a politically charged new song called Be Afraid. But you're too terrified to be of any help. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Do it anyway. Do it anyway. Be afraid. You know what I love about Jason Isbell is that he does like one record solo. And it's just like a very like folky, just like lyricist driven record.

And then he does his record with the 400 unit, which is like a rock, rock and record. So he always, he gets, he's figured out how to like cake eat it too guy. Yeah, totally. Yep. So anyways. Love him.

Love him. All right. Big fan. Are we done? I think so. Okay. I gotta get it back. I can't talk. I gotta get back. I can't talk.

I gotta get back on a plane. Okay. Well, hopefully no one harasses anybody this time. Just start punching a fucking seat in front of you. All right? I'm in first class in the first row, so. Oh, nice. Campaign props. See you guys. And if your words add up to nothing then you're making a choice to sing a cover when we need a battle cry. I love that song.

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