Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - White Claw Wasted

Episode Date: September 11, 2019

This week on YFT, Little Dog is getting on Brandi’s nerves and stinking up her room, and Wells is back in LA after visiting New York to promote Facebook Dating and getting White Claw wasted in Denver. Brandi went to a Sheryl Crow concert where she was the youngest person by decades, and to celebrate, Wells performs a beautiful rendition of The First Cut Is the Deepest. Blake and Wells buried the hatchet in Denver after a rough season of Bachelor in Paradise, and the residents of Denver asked a wasted Wells for all types of advice due to his outstanding guidance on the beach. Brandi isn’t quite grasping the podcast’s concept this week and discusses some of her least favorite things including lack of awareness about wild horses and how This Is Us is failing to make her cry. The hosts have a heated debate over which bottled water is the best and read their favorite all-time podcast review which involves Wells’ grandmother. Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! THIRDLOVE– Go to ThirdLove.com/YFT to get 15% off your first purchase ARTICLE– Visit Article.com/YFT to get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more

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She didn't try to get into the room. And now all of a sudden she's figured out how to go around the chair and into the room. So the problem is that the door doesn't really close properly and it can be pushed. You know what I mean? They're like raptors. They're learning. Oh, it's annoying. It's like they keep finagling their way out of stuff.

I mean, what's the worst thing that you got a dog that's in your bed when you come home? That's like everyone. No, three. It's different when there's just one. They probably need a bath. That's what it is. They all three smell like outside because I take them down to the barn and stuff with me every day.

They love it. And so I just like walked in my room just now and it smelled like outside dirty dog times three. Your boyfriend doesn't live there you know what does it matter at this point they're just lucky they're cute that's all i know yeah were you just lighting a coal and canary candle i was lighting a coal and canary candle i love those candles they've sent us a bunch of like um congratulations engagement ones so thanks guys that's really sweet.

So sweet. What's going on in your world, dude? You were just at a Sheryl Crow concert I saw. I was. I didn't realize that it's the kickoff event for Americana Fest, which I feel like is very Wells Adams of me. I loved Americana Fest back when I lived in Nash, Vegas. Yeah. I was the youngest person in the room by 30 years.

Yep, as you are. So that was cool. Funny, like I got invited to this really last minute this morning, actually. And it was ironic because I watched Sheryl Crow perform on Jimmy Fallon last night with your man, Jason Isbell. Do you know they have a song out? Yes, I do know that. Oh, you do. I know everything that Jason Isbellrael does all right i follow him

okay i wouldn't call it stalking i would call it i don't know watching him from afar with binoculars right so did you see them perform on jimmy fallon i didn't i actually hadn't seen that but okay i need you to watch it because i felt like cheryl was awfully touchy with jason who wouldn't be he's a lyrical genius but he's married he's married to amanda shire so step off lady i know but i was worried because cheryl's hot you know she's like 57 and smoking hot i know it's cheryl crow dude she looks so good i I need to know, like, what she's doing. What did she play? Hold on.

Hold on. Let me guess. Let me do some guessing here. Oh, the first cut is the deepest. Baby, I know the first cut is the deepest. And when it comes to being loved. Who are you, Sherl who aren't you and where does he live because we'll go kill him right now did she play the first cut is the deepest she didn't there were

that was one of the ones i was so bummed she didn't play i know and she also did not play favorite mistake which is such a banger. What? Wait, hold on. I know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did she play this one? It can't be that bad. If it makes you happy.

Then why the hell are you so sad? That's such a Bob Dylan lyric right there. Did you see that song? Yeah, of course. She opened the set with that one. Yes, she did. Which honestly is, I think, my favorite Sheryl Crow song. Me and everyone else on the planet.

She also played Every Day is a Winding Road, which is a classic. Gotta love it. Soak up the sun, All I Wanna Do. All I Wanna Do! Such a good song! She played some hits. And then she actually played some really cool songs off her new album, which I've been listening to. And she kind of did what Ed Sheeran did.

It's like all collabs. It's really smart. Oh, yeah. But it was crazy. At the show tonight, maybe she's announced this somewhere else, but she said that this was her last album she was ever going to make. Yeah, that's not true. But whatever. Same with Nicki Minaj.

It's saying it's retiring as well. Okay, it's a little different when Nicki Minaj says it. I actually believe Sheryl Crow more than Nicki Minaj. That's what I'm saying. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe.

Nicki Minaj. That's what I'm saying. Oh, okay. Yeah. Maybe, but I also think that we've reached a point in the music industry where making records doesn't make sense anymore and just releasing singles is totally more financially viable. I agree, and she alluded to that.

She gave a cute little speech and kind of said that same thing, so I'm sure she'll put out more music, just not maybe a whole album, you know yeah well that's cool where was it in nashville it was a cannery ballroom which is one of my favorite places to see a show in nashville oh no dog yeah i love it great vibes dude that venue i'm sorry i love the cannery complex but that venue in particular sucks because it like... Do you hate it? It bounces, like it's not a

straight on thing. It bounces around and like curves around the bar. It sounds always bad there. Upstairs, Mercy Lounge, that place always kills. That place is cool. I like Cannery though because every time I've seen a show there, I've stood at different places in the room and I've always

been able to see the artist and hear the artist, and I really like that about it. Yeah. Well, that's cool. I mean, you know, did you get to meet Cheryl? No, I don't like being a weirdo, but I've met her before. Fun fact, I actually played guitar with her one time and peed my pants because I was so excited.

She came, I don't know why, but it was cool. She came and played like a private show at the Country Music Hall of Fame with my sister and my dad right after the Hannah Montana movie premiere, which was in Nashville. So random. But I played guitar for my sister back then. And so I was on stage playing with Miley

and then Cheryl came up to play with Miley and then I got to play guitar with Cheryl wow it was tight are you a really good guitar player I used to be but now I just don't play anymore yeah yeah but I used to be pretty freaking good I mean I worked really hard at it yeah but now it's like I can pick up an acoustic and like strum some stuff but nothing crazy probably all right, we got a lot to break down today, Brandi. We should start the show. Yeah, you or me. I'll start.

Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandi! What if I hadn't been recording that entire time? I'd be so pissed. Okay, so about that. Wells. I'm sorry. I thought we were just. Okay, so about that. Wells. I'm sorry.

I thought we were just chit-chatting. That's not true. You're a liar. I know you better than that. All right, well, what do you want to start with? What do you want to do? What do you want to get into first? Well, I mean, I just talked about Show Crow for a while.

Oh, okay. I feel like you should have the floor for a minute. Oh, okay. Well, I went should have the floor for a minute. Oh, okay. Well, I went to Florida. I went to New York a couple days ago. Florida? I didn't go to Florida. I went to New York a couple days ago. You definitely didn't go there. They're having a hurricane. Yep. Nope. Couldn't go there.

Went to New York a couple days ago because we did like a Facebook dating thing, Sarah and I. Oh, yeah. What the hell was that? I don't know. Facebook is like a facebook dating thing sarah yeah what the hell was that i don't know facebook is like starting a dating app and uh so we went and we like because we because sarah and i met on social media we were i guess like the spokespeople for it but it was cool and it was fun and you know facebook's legit um i'm a little shocked facebook hasn't made a dating app before kind of what i said actually yeah i was

like a little behind myspace had a dating app i feel like way back in the day but yeah and everyone's on facebook and instagram i i don't understand so yeah we did that that was really fun and uh then i went to denver your old stomping grizzounds i'm going next weekend i'm so sad i wasn't there when you were there yeah I got to see my boy Chase. Went to his bar. Revel Social. What'd you think? Very nice. So much fun. Very nice. We went to a block party.

That was cool. I went to that last year. Yeah, I drank way too many White Claws like a basic ass bitch. That's what you do in Denver. That's what you do in Denver. My new favorite thing. Because I'm known as the guy who gives advice on paradise people come up like i no joke at this this uh block party tons of people come up like they're like give me advice and i was like well you gotta ask me like a question

you know like you gotta tell me what your problem is for me to give you advice and they're like oh yeah you're right okay and then they would like go into like some of their shit and I'm pretty good at it. Yeah. Especially when I'm 17 white claws down. Maybe you should have your own dating show. Yeah. Almost like a game show.

Remember what was that show that Andy Cohen hosted that was like a dating show? Like, do you remember what I'm talking about here? Not really, but. I'm going to Google it. But it was like kind of a dating show. Like, do you remember what I'm talking about here? Not really, but. I'm going to Google it. But it was like kind of a game show atmosphere, but it was just a straight up like dating show. And like somebody was the main person each episode

and the one on three dates. And then they obviously like followed them on the three dates. Oh, it was called Love Connection. I feel like you would be really, really, really, really, really good at doing that. I mean, yeah. Give me a television show. At least one. Give me a show. At least one when I'm on it that they show me

on it, you know? I know. That would be nice. That would be nice. Yeah. That's fine. Whatever. So, yeah. So, I saw Chase McNary and Lace and Leah Block. Oh, Block A. Oh yeah, how is he?

My little Blakey. He's a little mad at me, I feel like. Oh. Because I hadn't reached out, which is true. I wasn't being a very good friend, but like, I don't know, what was I going to say? But he was right. I should have reached out sooner and then he was like i wish you would have just defended me more on the podcast and i was like dude but like brandy defends you so like i gotta take the other side so it's like at least a conversation which you understood he's like the number one fan of our

podcast or at least he was yeah i know he listens all every week and stuff so yeah yeah i mean that we buried the hatchet or whatever and hugged it out. Good, good. I do love that guy. I do feel really bad for him, but, you know, he made some bad calls and got to call him like I see him. Yeah. I do feel like it seems like he's doing better. Yeah.

Than he was when Paradise first started airing, so that's good. I hope he's in town when I'm in town. I'm only there for like a day, but I'd really like to see him and catch up and see how he's doing. I mean, like last Monday night's episode, he gets dumped by Christina, and then all of a sudden,

everyone feels bad for him. Do they? I think so. That's the general consensus. It's like, oh man, that sucks. But it's hard out there, and he got dumped. That's the general consensus is like, oh, man, that sucks. Like, yeah, it's hard out there. And he got dumped that, you know, like, that's what I was. That's what I was saying.

Like with like all like the showing receipts and stuff. I was like, just get through the season because it'll change at the end. You know? Yeah. Speaking of Paradise, you want to get into it? You want to talk about it at all? Are you over it? Sure.

Of course not. You know. What are your thoughts? I'm the BIP biggest fan over here apparently yeah you are oh my god I just feel like so much kind of happened I mean the big thing right is that Dean and Kaylin got back together yeah which everyone saw coming yes for sure yeah it's such a hard thing because I think like for me like the feeling is like I want to root for Kaylin and Dean but it was just really hard to see her just toss Connor aside like it was like it had just meant nothing yeah like even I could tell like he Connor was a

band-aid right for like he was the rebound for when Dean left her and that's fine but she did drop him like it was a little cold the way she just dropped him yeah so that was hard but i am happy for her and dean i mean just even seeing like their little cute post i think it was today um in the van and like she's eating ramen and loving life and whatever i mean they seem like they're doing really great which is good and they are cute together pretty good band-aid that connor dude i got to say, like, if you're going to have a rebound, have it be a 6-5-0% body fat dude that's got severe vocal fry to really get you over the hump. I mean, no joke. Like, if Connor needs a date, which I'm sure he doesn't,

but, like, I've got, like, 15 girlfriends lined up that were all like, I'll date him. Oh, yeah. No, he's doing just fine. I'm sure he is. Let me defend that one a little bit. I think you don't realize how much more time Kaylin spent with Dean than she spent with Connor. You know, like in the grand scheme of paradise, she was a Dean basically from the beginning. And then Connor was there for like less than a week, you know? So I get that. I understand. But I can see how it looks callous.

But at the end of the day, they probably weren't as close as everyone probably thinks they were. I don't really don't know. Whatever. And then JPJ in like complete persona reconstruction does the prom thing for. It's insane. It was cute. It was cute. But it's like everyone's forgetting that he was a psychopath what was it last week i know just last week he was psycho dude us americans we have the memory

of a goldfish okay it's so true i mean just look at like some of the tweets our president sends out you know like like i can't believe he said that. And like three minutes later, like, what? Huh? What is it? I don't even remember. You know? Yeah, that's the world in which we live in.

But I thought the prom thing was fun. I don't know. But my only moment in the show really was me just dancing by myself during the prom. I thought was great. It was cute. I like how everyone got involved in that. I just, you know, my gut telling me Tayshia's going to crush him. Yeah, well, of course.

Yeah. No one sees that one having legs, right? I mean, I don't know. I mean, like, not to bring it back around, but Balaké, like, all of a sudden is, like, confessing his love for Christina, which I think everyone's a little bit confused about, really. Not me, for sure. I, like, totally came out of left field. confused about really me for sure i like totally came out left field i just i honestly feel like it's like um it's like when you're on a deserted island and you start like seeing like mirages and like start like thinking weird shit because you're just so out of it that's what i feel like blake is

from being in paradise for so long and going through so many different emotional roller coasters. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He's just like seeing stuff that's not there in Christina's defense. She's like, are you into me? Are you just doing this?

Because I'm literally the last one standing. Yeah. I mean, if I were, I would have definitely been just like, I had my guard up and not given at the time of day either. Because it just, like I said, it came out of left field and it was just like too weird. I don't know.

But I think it was good that he got dumped because I think it helped his, how he was perceived. So I'm happy he got dumped. Oh, great. Same. Yeah. I mean, honestly, the only couple that I really feel good about is Hannah and Dylan. Yeah. What about Clay and Nicole?

Hell no. Clay's not into her. The problem with Clay is that it's now notoriously known for getting serious with the girl and then being like, you don't work out as much as me. So that was one of the problems. Yeah, that was insane. That was such a weird reason to explain why you dumped someone. You weren't as ambitious in the gym. Wait, what?

No, I know. That was insane. I just can't even believe those words came out of his mouth, to be completely honest. I understand wanting to be with somebody that has like goals and you know, like, like work ambition or something like that, where it's like, you obviously like, like for me, like I, I work a lot and I'm ambitious. I have goals. I've worked really hard on a career. So like, I really enjoy that my boyfriend also does the same. He's worked

really hard to get where he is. He has goals. He still wants to do other things. He wants to do those things. So it makes sense to want to be with somebody that also has those things in common with you. And at first when he started talking, I was like, oh, I kind of get it. But then he pulled that line about the gym, and I was like, does he does he know he just said that I think he had been doing the whole it's me it's it's not you it's me routine for so long and I think he finally was like you know what no I'm over this it is you and you know what it is you don't go to the gym enough

it's insane and I literally she does because she looks freaking fabulous no I know I loved her response she was like uh I'm keeping myself up pretty good and i'm like yeah uh yeah totally whatever she's doing i need to be doing her body looks insane for sure bro anyways i don't know i i hate to say this but it's kind of how i feel i'm excited for the season to be over. I feel like it's just been a lot. It's just long. A lot, yeah. And it's weird. A lot of the people have really been there almost the entire time. Whereas seasons before, I really feel like people got filtered in and out more and didn't stay as long.

And this time, there are just so many people that have been there since day one. And you kind of get a little tired of hearing the same stuff over and over from them. Demi and Christian have been so good all season that it's almost been a little tired of hearing the same stuff over and over from them like like demi and christian have been so good all season that it's almost been a little bit boring and then out of nowhere this week they had drama and almost seemed like somebody went to them and was like listen if you're gonna stay on the show i'm gonna need you to bring some drama yeah because they're just so good you know what i mean like it's just been so easy and good with them that it's not great tv and i don't know like their their drama almost seemed like a little staged because they

just kind of came out of nowhere too but again i know a lot of that's editing and they don't show us what's going on until it's good tv for them so all right let's move on out of paradise i feel like 10 minutes on that show is plenty way too much get a ding-dangle-doongle for boobs and the things that hold the boobs up? I know you're going to think I'm lying right now. Okay. And I would show you, except that's weird. But I'm actually wearing my third love bra right now that we talk about this company so much, and I have mine on. Yeah?

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No, but let me do what I think the synopsis is. Oh, here we go. Okay. Set in 1962. No. Don't do that. Let me. Set in the backwoods of Alabama, 1947. No. A young boy finds a horse walking lonely on the street. It's a Mustang. And he sires that Mustang. Is that the right word? No. He jumps on the back of that Mustang.

He rides. He rides like the wind off into the distance. It's a coming of age story for the boy and the horse and the horse and the boy. Enemy becomes friends. Friends become enemies. And eventually, he makes it to the Kentucky Derby where the horse named Prickly

Pete breaks his leg on the last lap of the Kentucky Derby and the boy holds his foot and that's the closing scene. There's a lot wrong with everything that you just said. What do you think? It couldn't be more opposite than this movie, but great storytelling.

Is it about a car? No. Oh. Actually, that would have been a better, I think, a funnier, better guess. No. Set in 1993, Vin Diesel got a new car. It's a Mustang. Oh, Lord.

Keep going. So my mother, Tish the Dish, it was actually recommended this movie to me because she loved it so much. Okay, how did she recommend it to you? Do the voice. Bran? Bran.

Are you going to do it or are you going to do it? No, you do it. You do it. Bran, you have got to watch The Mustang if you haven't seen it yet. I cried almost every five minutes of that whole movie and you are just going to die when you watch it. Like,

please tell me that you're going to go watch it right now. Oh my God. Okay. So what is it about? Um, okay. So it's about, it's also,

it's not, okay. It's not based on a true story because this specific story isn't real. And these people aren't real, but it's all based on real life stuff. Like this actually stuff like this actually goes down. So, um, it's about based on real life stuff. Like this actually, stuff like this actually goes down. So it's about a prison inmate, a guy that's been in prison 12 years. He's like an older guy.

He's got a daughter, whatever. He was in like maximum security and then got moved to like a lesser security prison in Nevada. And in Nevada, they have a program in this prison where the government brings in like a handful of wild mustangs. And then select prisoners are picked to break and train these mustangs. And this is something that actually happens in like 10 different prisons in the Western states. Like a bunch of prisons have this program. Basically, long story short, this guy obviously is like cold and hard and like is a horrible, horrible person. Can't talk to his own daughter kind of thing, whatever. And then the horse totally changes him

and he bonds with it and all the things. And I'm not going to ruin it and go into more detail about it, but it's really sweet. If you like horses, highly recommend. Even if you don't, kind of recommend it. But it's hard because I kind of have mixed feelings about it and about like the real life prison program.

Like it sounds like a great thing when you hear it like that and this movie like glorifies um the the bla is the bureau or blm sorry is the bureau of land management and that's who's responsible for like rounding up these mustangs and doing this program this movie glorifies them and their whole program and everything and what sucks is that using horses for inmate rehabilitation is a beautiful thing and is so freaking cool. My problem is where they get the mustangs from. And I know this because I follow this Instagram account that's trying to like free wild horses from government, you know, from the government taking them and like all this stuff. And so I'm very knowledgeable about it.

I feel like most people aren't. government taking them and like all this stuff. And so I'm very knowledgeable about it. I feel like most people aren't. But the problem is that the Bureau of Land Management spends millions and millions of taxpayers dollars to go to these wild horse ranges all across the US and chase them down with helicopters, make them run miles and miles and miles until they're so tired they can't run anymore. And then they swoop up a whole handful out of each herd and end up with like 2 000 plus wild horses in containment and that's breaking up families and herds and a lot of horses die during those chase downs and everything so that they can bring these these horses to the prisons and let the guys break them but then they get sold at an auction and who profits and gets all the

money the bureau of land management oh that's so it's crazy. And it sucks because it's such a beautiful film with a great message. And I think it's amazing that all these prisoners become softer, greater people from working with horses. I just wish they would go and rescue the animals from a slaughterhouse or something like that. Slaughterhouse? Who's eating horses?

Somebody passed a law that you can sell horse meat for human consumption now in the United States. Everyone's trying to get it banned. But that's the other thing is the Bureau of Land Management rounds up these Mustangs, and then a lot of them end up in slaughterhouses because they profit from that. When horses go to slaughter, didn't people send horses to slaughters because they're getting paid cash for those horses because they're going to go and sell that horse meat? So anyway, I'm not trying to get on like a whole negative train here, but I do want to, I would like to help raise awareness about all that because it's our tax

money that pays for stuff like this. And it's something that nobody has any clue about, but we should. Okay. And I just think. I just learned so much shit that I didn't know. Number one, I learned that the movie Mustang was not about a coming of age story of a young Alabama boy and his horse. I learned that there are fucking wild horses in the country. There's so many. There are? Thousands of them?

Yeah. Let's go. No, hold on. I'm not done. And then I learned that we're still eating horse meat? What year is it? 2019, apparently. Is horse meat delicious?

Is it delectable? Seems like it'd be tough. I've never eaten it. Gross. Couldn't tell you. It's really gross and it's sad. But also, who's the fucked up people eating horse meat out there? Europe, they eat horse meat.

I think maybe Canada. Google who eats horse meat. Okay? Let's find that out right now. But if I was starving and I was in the wild, wild west and my horse died, I would probably eat it. Oh, my God. What, man? It's freaking, it's here in the wild west.

In some cultures, it's considered a delicacy. Mexico, Switzerland, Belgium, Japan, Germany, Indonesia, Poland, and China are among the nations where many people eat horse meat without a second thought. What? I'm not down. I don't like it. All right. Okay. Well, you know what?

I don't know if I want to watch that movie. I got to be honest with you. That was the worst pitch I've ever heard for your favorite thing. But it's hard because the movie was really good. It was a great movie. But it's hard because the movie was really good. It was a great movie. And it's like I'm just so torn about it because I really do love the idea of using horses

as therapy animals for prisoners and giving them a job and something to work towards and an animal to work with. That's such a cool thing. It's just such a bummer that our government has to make bad decisions, like they always do about things like this, and take wild mustangs out of their habitat. You're still doing it. You're still doing it.

You're still doing the bad pitch. Stop. But that's what I just like. I know. Watch the movie. Here's what I'm saying. Watch the movie because it's great. But educate yourself on what's going on with the wild horses because it is like I really do feel like if people would start talking about it, things would change. So

if you want to learn more about what's going on with all of that, there's an Instagram account called free wild horses and they post about it every single day. And they actually over the next three days are, there's a bunch of stuff going down in DC where people are going to vote on laws to be passed to help prevent all this stuff fromC. where people are going to vote on laws to be passed to help prevent all this stuff from happening. So if you want to learn how you can help, you can go to their Instagram and they will give you all the info.

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It is the worst water. What do you mean? Literally, someone went to Flint, Michigan, and used that water to fill up Evian bottles and then they sell them in New York for way too much money and they always taste like dirt and taste like what your mouth tastes like

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No, no, no, no, no. Because Evian is like my favorite. No way, dude. Okay, what's your favorite water? I mean, what is my favorite water? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? It's like a big deal for me.

Like when I go somewhere and I have a choice of water, like I'm very picky about it. I mean, I'm a LaCroix boy. I think we all know that if it's coming to water you know water but sarah and i've gotten really good about using water bottles now so we're not you know that's good man he'll be like heavy on i love everyone no i'm sorry and i feel like everyone's gonna tweet to us being like yeah wells knows what he's talking about brandy's an idiot we'll'll see. We'll see. The one water that I will not drink, and I hate it because Delta serves it on all their flights, is freaking Dasani water.

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It's your grandmother. I'm here to remind you to wash your scrote. Also, I love listening to you and your pal Derek. Is he single? You know, I'm very lonely since your grandfather passed and I wouldn't mind some deep dicking. What can I say? I got needs. Let Derek know I'm good to go since my hip replacement last summer. I was listening to this week's episode and I need you to tell Brandy to stop ragging on my boyfriend, Derek. I love you, Brandy, but you're dead wrong. Last week I laughed so hard I almost got into a fender

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into a review and well done. So are you going to set her up with Derek or what? Yeah, I don't know. I guess we gotta wait and see if Derek's the bachelor. Oh. I don't think he is, but you know. Um, yeah. I don't think he is, but you know. Yeah, I don't think so either. Yeah.

Sadly, I wish he was. I got some fave things though. Okay. The show is now like perpetuating itself. Like that's what this show now does is that we say what our favorite things are and then people start figuring out that they have the same taste

and then they start suggesting those things to us and then we go and read them or watch them and then you're like, yeah, that was right. And then we just say it over again. And it's just like now it's like weird like circle the secular thing that's happening on this show. But we talked about dark matter and we talked about recursion so much that and I was kept on talking about how I'm going down this like weird Stephen King wormhole. I'm going down this like weird Stephen King wormhole. And I started reading this book called 11-22-63 by Stephen King. Someone was like, dude, if you like recursion on dark matter and like Stephen King, this is what this is.

It's like the combination of those two things in this one book. And it is so fucking good. Am I going to like it? Okay. So I'll give you like, kind of like, I'm still in the beginning, but I'm like blown away by it. Okay.

Okay. It's about this English professor or whatever. He gets a burger at this burger joint. I don't know, every day after school. And he's like friends with the owner, the proprietor of the burger joint. And one day the owner and the proprietor looks like totally normal, like

early forties or whatever. And then the next day the owner looks like he is dying of cancer and aged overnight, 30 years. Dude, Al, what happened? I'm going to need to show you something. Come back here into the pantry. He takes him in this pantry. And then all of a sudden, close your eyes, walk forward. And all of a sudden, he falls through like this, I don't even know, like this wormhole, this like time portal. And he steps out at the same town, but in the 1950s. And this is taking place like in 2011 or whatever. So he's got found this time portal, right? And he can come and go.

You can come and go as you please in this time portal. The guy who is on the hamburger restaurant is like, I got cancer. I've been living there for the past, like, whatever, 20 years. I got cancer. Now I'm coming back. I need to tell you, I've got this plan. How different would the world be if someone stopped Oswald from shooting JFK? Like, the butterfly effect of that. Like would MLK have been shot after that? Would we have actually gone to Vietnam? All this stuff starts,

he's like, what would happen if he didn't get shot? And I had this time portal and it puts you, you know, a couple of years before he gets shot. I think you could stop that and see what happens. And so that's the premise. What Stephen King does really well and really cool is he has all these callbacks to his other books. Like when he goes back,

he goes to this town called Derry, which is the same town that It takes place in. Oh, interesting. And so he's like doing all this research and he's like hearing all these crazy stories about this clown who's like killing kids and like ripping their arms off and stuff. And it's like a callback to that book. And he's also talking about like if things go wrong, he gets caught and get put up in Shawshank, you know, like all this crazy stuff that he's got.

So anyways, I'm it's still like pretty early, but 11, 22, 63 sounds pretty awesome. Also, apparently they turn it into a television show and Sarah has like friends who are on it, but I don't know what happened to that. Anyways. I was going to ask that if they were turning it into a movie or anything. Yeah.

Anyways, that's a good book, dude. It's just, the problem with Stephen King is his books are not quick reads. They're of all thick, you know? Sounds really good though. Yeah. Anyways.

So whatever, why I fear suggested that thanks brah was it a dude i don't remember probably not i feel like we have more female listeners but did dudes listen to our show besides blake i think some do i think the like the dudes that listen to our show are the same dudes that watch the bachelor because their girlfriends or their wives were like this is funny and then they're like oh yeah this is pretty good i'll do this too you know okay sarah's got me on a new show that's actually been out for like three or four seasons but i'm liking it a lot um it's on it's on hulu though but i'm gonna give it a ding it's called you're the worst you heard that about that i've

seen it i was just scrolling through hulu yesterday and I saw that one. It's really funny. It's kind of just about like a bunch of like kind of just shitty people. Even shitty people are good people and funny. And the main character is this British guy. And the reason why Sarah like started watching is because it's the guy that actually played her boyfriend as a professor on Modern Family. Oh, cool. And then we started watching it and we've like kind of like gotten obsessed with it.

So you're the worst. Very good. Very cool. Did you ever get into This Is Us? No. No. So I was so into it season one and then it just started to like

drop off to me. So I just kind of stopped watching it. I think there might be three seasons now, but I just read like yesterday i just was like i need something to watch so i went back and finished whatever the last season was yeah do you cry it's just not as good no i don't cry during that show i just don't think it's as good as season one i mean i just know that like it's sad i mean kind of but like it's not as sad as it was season one and that that's why it was so good. You know, it like tugged the heartstrings.

And now I'm just kind of like, hmm. All right. Well, it's probably I think it's an unpopular opinion, but it's the one that I have. All right. I feel like you are not grasping the idea of this show today. Your two suggestions are like, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I like it, but don't watch it.

I do think people should watch The Mustang because it's good. And I also think they should watch it because I think it will make them want to know more about what goes on with all that wild Mustang stuff. And I would like people to learn. So go watch it. I finally started The Righteous Gemstones. What's that? Oh, it's on HBO. It's the guy that did like eastbound and down that really

funny comedian never saw it you never saw eastbound and down sounds like a dude show what is it not yes but it's freaking hilarious dude i like sometimes i just don't know if i know you you know comedy comedy isn't my thing it's your your thing. Yeah. OK, so anyways, it's Danny McBride. It's his new show. The premise of it is just amazing. So John Goodman is the father of Danny McBride and Adam Devine. OK, John Goodman is like he's like that southern preacher who like sells out arenas and like prints money. And you're like, not really sure if what they're doing is i don't

know religious or not or you know like you're just confused and if like you live in the south like you know exactly what we're talking about there's like a lot of these churches where it's like there's a lot of people here like joel osteen is like the king of that yes exactly where they have like three private jets and you're like really what's going on the first episode's really funny so they they're in china and they're trying to baptize 5 000 people and so it's adam divine from workaholics you know who that is right and then danny mcbride from everything funny everything and then um john goodman who i mean roseanne and freaking the big lebowski everything so they're in china and they're trying to baptize 5 000 people so they're in like a wave pool. Everything goes wrong and the waves start going. And so like, everyone's like, no, the humanity, you know, everything's going to

shit. I don't want to ruin too much of it. And also I'm only like four episodes in because it just started. You kind of find out that Danny McBride's being blackmailed for a video of him, you know, sleeping with hookers and blowing coke. And so he needs like a million dollars. They didn't have a million dollars to try to figure out how to get a million dollars to pay off these people who are blackmailing him. And it's just funny because like Danny McBride's like the oldest and like obviously the biggest piece of shit. And then you have Adam Devine, who's like, he's like the cool, young, religious guy with

like stupid hair and like bedazzled jeans and everything. It needs to keep going. But I think it's got, it's going to be like a really, really funny, good show. So the Righteous Gemstone getting a dang dangle. Okay. Hold on a second. Freaking sun is just coming in. I can't see anything.

It's so weird that it's still that sunny there. It's pitch black here. Is it? Yeah. Time zones, man. Time zones, bro. It's so weird that it's still that sunny there. It's pitch black here. Is it? Yeah. Time zones, man. Time zones, bro. It's cray cray. It actually is, though.

Super narnia, bro. It's different times. I feel like summer is a really tough season for us because there's no, like, all the TV comes back in the fall. You know what i mean so like summer's kind of like a tv rut yeah except for the bachelor true we have but i'm excited for the fall tv to come back on please grace anatomy come back hurry oh god how many seasons can we do as many as they want yeah wait i have an app suggestion, by the way. You do?

Yeah. And like, this isn't an ad, but it might sound like an ad, but it's not. So I found out about this when I was traveling. You know when you go and you're like sitting at the airport bar and there's like TVs on, but you can't hear them because I don't know, whatever. I was at, I don't know what airport. And it was like, if you want to listen to this, download the Tunity app, T-U-N-I-T-Y app. And I was like, all right. So I downloaded that. And then it's like this app that pops up and then you point your camera at the screen, the television

screen, and it scans it and it figures out like what you're watching. And then you can listen to the audio that's playing on the TV, even though like the TV is not playing in the airport or whatever. First of all, for traveling, it's super dope. Like I was stuck at the Denver bar and I wanted to listen to the football game, but I couldn't. And then I was like, oh yeah, the Tunity app. And then I'll tell you where else it's super dope. At the gym. You know, when you're stuck at the gym and you're like, fuck, I want to listen to that or whatever and you can't or whatever. So anyways, good app. That is really cool. Yes. And then, so here's the other thing that I was thinking about too, because sometimes like Sarah has like a 3.30 call time. And so she's like, you know, like, can you turn the TV off, turn it down or

whatever? Yeah, totally. Wait, why don't I just use this app and put in my earbuds and then she, you know, then she's fine. So did it work? I haven't done that yet, but it's, it was, it's a hypothetical thing that I think would happen. That's genius. I know. And there's no lag or anything? There is, but there's like, you can press forward and back and figure out how to sync it up. The only thing that's different is that the commercials generally don't sync up because commercials are regional. I don't know if people know that, but they sell a lot of regional and then national ads. Those regional spots will

be swapped out and then you'll be like, that's not the same voice, but whatever. I really like that app. That's cool. That's very cool, actually. There you go. Very interesting. I'm going to kill the little dog. Yeah, I really like that app. It's cool. That's very cool, actually. Yeah, there you go. Very interesting.

I'm going to kill the little dog. Don't kill it. Do you hear her? Yes, I do hear little dog. Oh, little dog. Oh, little dog. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Now I know what you have to deal with over there.

Oh, dude, you don't even want to. You're the only one who can get me started. Maybe that's the little dog saying, you know what now i know what you have to deal with over there oh dude you don't even want to get me started maybe then be that's a little dog saying you know what guys you shut the fuck up end the show no the problem is she's outside barking at some animal i'm sure oh post malone put out a new album you listen to it at all no i don't expect you have no it's pretty good i still need to sit with it so maybe next week i can give some more intel on it okay um but at least it's something decent that's come out lately because i just feel like nothing great has come out i know i don't have any music either sorry guys yeah go listen to cheryl crow's new album okay i mean i if you like cheryl crow at all like i think you'll really like it she's just

so cool it's called threads and if you like pop music i'd say listen to the post malone album and next week maybe i'll have a favorite Post Malone song on that album. Oh, God. You know how, like, you can see what your friends are listening to on Spotify? Yeah. I think this is always funny. Like, if anyone was ever, like, watching what I'm playing when we're doing the show, they must be like, what is Wells doing right now? He's really jumping around.

Garth Brooks into Sheryl Crow into Miley Cyrus. Man, he's having a fucking party. But I saw someone playing this, and I do love this song. This isn't new, but whatever. It's Alexi Murdoch Orange Sky. Let's close the show out with that. Brandi, I love ya.

Love you, Wildy. See ya, dude. Bye. Bye. Bye. Stood beneath an orange sky With my sister's style This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.