Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Who hurt you?

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

Brace yourselves YFTers, your hosts are both in sunglasses today. In a change of events, WELLS has a frustrating airport encounter involving batteries (big no-no on planes). They then dive into The Ba...chelorette recap and standing predictions before talking fave (and one not so fave) things. Wells spent the last little while in Austin and has some things he needs to get off his chest from his time down south. Lastly, Wells is very vulnerable and shares chat-GPT’s roast of his IG feed.  Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  The Bikeriders (Peacock)  Face to Face with Scott Peterson (Peacock)  We Own This City (Prime)  Finer Things by Post Malone ft. Hank Williams  Call A Cowboy by Lainey Wilson  Nobody’s Solider by Hozier   See You In The Afterlife by Foster the People  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  BetterHelp: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self.  Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co  Hungryroot: Right now, Hungryroot is offering 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. Just go to Hungryroot.com/FAVORITE Goodwipes: If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grab Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright aqua, rose, and emerald packages. Also available on Amazon.  Fungies: You can find these yummy gummies in the Vitamin section at your local Walmart or conveniently shop on their website, eatfungies.com. Plus, enjoy free shipping and 20% off with code YFT.    Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! You can also catch us with the cool kids on TikTok @yftpodcast This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Starting point is 00:01:32 Yeah, I'm really sick, actually. Super fun. What do you got? You got the Roan? No idea. No idea. You don't even know what you got? No. Who cares? I mean, who cares, really? Well, I mean, I think the doctors will care. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:01:48 No? Mm-mm. I feel like you're always kind of sick. What's going on? Well, that's the thing is I'm never sick. Yeah. But I've been sick. I got sick two weeks ago in L.A. for a couple days where I was really sick.
Starting point is 00:02:00 You just had like this. That's when I thought I had the Roan. You just had like this? Yeah, and now I'm just like so congested, beyond congested. It's absolutely horrible. You gotta get the nasal spray, my guy. Oh, I've got the nasal spray. I've got all kinds of shit.
Starting point is 00:02:13 By the way, I'm not sick, but I've been using nasal spray for a solid like nine months. Is that bad? Flonase? I got every type of different one I mean I don't think it's great to
Starting point is 00:02:30 like use it all the time it's like my right nostrils are always kind of plugged you know so I just fucking rip that shit fascinating I don't know if I have a deviated septum but I don't want to I've seen those videos if i have a deviated septum but i don't want to i've seen
Starting point is 00:02:46 those videos of people that get deviated septum surgery and they pull out the the thing out of your nose it looks like it's all the way up in their brain cavity and i'm not i'm not ready for that no i don't like that at all you're sick what else is going on that's about it you know it's just miserable over here damn dude, dude. I know. Struggle bus. Struggle bus in. But you're back in Nash. Back in Nash for the week.
Starting point is 00:03:16 It's 100 million degrees here. Dude. You know, per usual. Got a show this Friday, so I'm hoping to be healed by then. And Sunday. I have a show Sunday. Jeez Louise. I'm trying to take it easy, which I not good at trying to chill you need to take shit easy man yeah
Starting point is 00:03:30 trying to drink some green juice yeah i've been using like this suja like it's like athletic greens but i think cheaper i've been doing that you like that i don't i don't know if it does anything yeah you know i see something on tiktok or instagram and i'm like all right i'll try it why not such a sucker i am by the way i feel like tiktok has just turned into qvc for gen z and i'm like i'm kind of over it now oh i fucking hate it like tiktok shop first of all i've never bought anything on tiktok shop oh i bought plenty of stuff i refuse to be swindled oh i've been swindled you know i don't get on tiktok much but i i did i get every now and then i'll hop on there and all of a sudden it's got pop-ups like pop-up what the fuck it's too much ads i don't like it so now i'm just like i'm now back
Starting point is 00:04:23 into instagram i'm going to like the for you page, I guess on Instagram, finding a video that I like. And then I'm just going into scrolling just like it was TikTok, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not being sold. It's a lot of like trying to sell me Viagra, which is like, fuck you, man. I mean, maybe I need it, but I don't need you to tell me that, you know? Do you need it?
Starting point is 00:04:43 No. Not that old. Geez. I know. But, you know? Do you need it? No. You're not that old. Geez. I know, but it's a lot of like, it's pointed. Yeah. We know that you're an old fuck. So here's some beat things for your high blood pressure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Now, do I need it? Yes. Do I resent that you are suggesting it to me? Also, yes. Oh, okay. By the way, okay. So I was in Texas filming. I had to fly to Texas and I had the most amazing airport encounter. You're going to love this one. Okay. I had to fly out to New York because I was doing a commercial with Sarah and then I had to fly to Texas and I had to be in the first flight because I had to fly out to New York because I was doing a commercial with Sarah, and then I had to fly to Texas. And I had to be on the first flight because I had to film that day. So I'm, like, not all there, right?
Starting point is 00:05:28 Like, my brain's, like, just not firing on all cylinders, you know? Yeah. I, like, employed the Brandy method of travel where I was just carry on, okay? I had a backpack. Love that. And a roller bag. So you know how some bags have the battery pack, like, in it to charge your phone and stuff? Yep.
Starting point is 00:05:45 And so the rule is, is that if you are checking that bag, you have to take that thing out because it can't be underneath the plane with that battery thing because it might catch on fire, right? Right. But at one point, you also couldn't carry it on either. Maybe that's what happened here. I don't know. Because I, years ago, years ago when they first decided these batteries exploded, I got stopped getting on the plane because I had an away bag and all of them had that at the time.
Starting point is 00:06:11 And they made me, fuck it, they literally had like a screwdriver available and made me take apart my entire suitcase and take that battery out before they let me on the plane. So then what did you do with the battery? Threw it away. Oh, okay. So that's not what happened with me. So anyways, so this is how I understand it. And I'm, I'm pretty sure I'm right that if you, you can't check a bag with one of those batteries in it,
Starting point is 00:06:31 you have to carry it on. Right? Yeah. I think that's now the, what they've decided. Yes. So that's, this is what I've known about this rule.
Starting point is 00:06:38 So it's like six in the morning. I'm getting on the flight and this lady's like, does that bag? And I've got my carry on bag, my away bag with the battery pack in it and my backpack on. And I've got my backpack like on my carry-on, you know, like on the handle, you know? So I'm walking in and she goes, does that bag have a battery pack in it? And I go, yes, it does.
Starting point is 00:06:57 And she goes, you can't have that. And I go, what do you mean? And she goes, you can't check that with the, with the battery pack on. I go, oh, I know. I know. I'm obviously I'm boarding the plane with the bag. I'm going to have the bag with me. And she goes, well, you need to take the battery pack out. And I said, no, but I'm not putting it underneath the plane. I'm taking it on the plane with me. And she goes, okay, well, you need to take it out. And I said, okay, do you want me, you want me to take the battery pack out? And then what do you want me to do with it? And she
Starting point is 00:07:22 goes, then you need to put it in a different bag. And I said, okay, lady, what you're telling me is that you want me to take it out of this bag and put it in that bag. And she said, yes. And I said, they're both going in the overhead. What do you make any sense?
Starting point is 00:07:33 What are you talking? So I, now mind you, it's 6am in the morning. I'm very confused, right? And this lady's telling me that I need to take the battery pack out of this bag and put it into this bag.
Starting point is 00:07:43 And so I turn around to this guy and I go, do you understand what she's saying? And he's like, no. And I was like, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills right now. And she's like, sir, do not start. And I was like, no, I just don't understand what's going on. She goes, you need to take that battery pack and you need to put it. And I said, you need to take it out of this battery pack and then put it into this. It's just another bag. Yeah, this makes no sense to me. I was like, this is why everyone hates you guys. Literally. It's 6 a.m. in the morning. I'm not firing on all cylinders. I'm holding up the line here. And lady, what? So anyways, that happened to me. Well, I'm so sorry. Oh, and then another thing happened to me. This is what happened to me.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Oh, so embarrassing. Someone out there is like, that guy Wells from The Bachelor is fucking it. So I know that you don't like to take poops in the airplane. I'm absolutely not. Not unless it's like an absolute emergency. Yeah. Okay. Well, sometimes it's an emergency.
Starting point is 00:08:41 You need to have some coffee. Ran right through me. So I went and I used the lavatory. And some jag off had left toilet paper on the floor. Okay. You know? Yep. And I had pulled my pants down, you know?
Starting point is 00:08:56 And I was doing my biz. But here's the thing. I fly with wipes. Yeah, same. I'm a white boy. Same. Shout out to good wipes love them by the way my wife sarah loves the girl ones the lavender ones oh yeah they're so nice they are nice i like all
Starting point is 00:09:14 the scents you know i i do too yeah i'm not picky let's keep that in my in my my bag with me and i'm just like i got it so anyways so i know it's not me. Right. So I, I fucking drop a deuce and I hit the fucking eject button works. That shit flew out of the plane at Mach 7 million. So then I get up and I'm leaving, I'm in the window. So I have to like, you know, shimmy by the guy. So he gets out. Right right? And I'm kind of shimmying and whatever. And then all of a sudden I notice that I've got toilet paper stuck to my butt. To your butt? And it's wet at the bottom.
Starting point is 00:09:54 And I'm like, what's going on? And it wasn't that I wiped and it stuck in my ass crack because I used wet wipes or I used good wipes or whatever. It's that the toilet paper from the guy before that he had left on the ground was wet and then it stuck to my, my pants when I pulled them down. And then when I pulled them up, I had a little fox tail. I'm sure everyone was like, this fucking guy doesn't know how to wipe his own ass. And then the, so this happened maybe 20 minutes in the flight. And then the entire rest of the flight, I'm looking around being like, everyone is judging me, hating me.
Starting point is 00:10:26 They're like, this, this kid doesn't know how to wipe his own ass. He's got toilet paper, wet toilet paper all over himself. And it was, it was a tough, it was a tough day for me.
Starting point is 00:10:34 I'm not going to lie. So you're allowed to sit and complain about air travel. Okay. But hold on, hold on. And tell stories about air travel. No, but I'm not.
Starting point is 00:10:42 So here's, here's the difference. Those two stories are funny. Yours is. I'm not sure the here's the difference. Those two stories are funny. I'm not sure the first one was funny. Yes, it was. Because the lady made no sense. It was definitely funny. You laughed.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I watched you laugh. That's what I'm here for, really, is to laugh at you. Yours are like sad, depressing stories of air travel. I mean, yours could have... Both those stories are pretty sad and depressing for you. But see, it's all about delivery, Brandy.
Starting point is 00:11:10 And that's the thing that you haven't learned about comedy. Right. That's because I don't like comedy. That's very true. I don't need to sink to that level. We sold out the Nashville show, yes? We did sell out the Nashville show in 24 hours. I'll have you know.
Starting point is 00:11:25 That's pretty fucking cool. Thanks, YFT. I mean, we only sold... No, no, no. Yeah. Okay. We sold it out. Yeah, we did. In 24 hours. Did we add more tickets? We can talk about it. We have to talk about that, whether we want to do that or not.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Yeah, why not? I mean, it'll be standing room only if we add any more yeah i'm not sure how many standing room we can add but i think we also need to figure out like how many friends slash guest lists we have because there is a cap you know yeah i know i know we'll talk about this i don't want any of my friends to come my sister wants to come like i don't i don't want you to come well you know what we could do is we could just say like it's literally a capacity sorry you can't come and i can't tell what we could do is we could just say, like, it's literally a capacity. Sorry, you can't come. And I can't tell my sister she can't come. I just don't want her to come.
Starting point is 00:12:08 She knows me, and she's gonna judge my show. Oh, yeah. And I don't want that. I don't need her to judge me. The YFT is... I don't know what to tell you. It sounds like you're in a pickle. I am in a pickle. I'm in quite a pickle. Well, okay, let's try... I mean, I guess we should try to open up some more tickets. Yeah, why don't you guys
Starting point is 00:12:24 let us know, like, if some of y'all tried to get tickets and couldn't. We all DM us or something. Do we do two shows? Do we do a show on Tuesday? So there is an option to do a matinee show, an earlier day show that day. Do we get paid more for that? I don't think so, but I will ask. Okay, you go do some reconnaissance on that.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Well, that's why. This was originally, that was originally pitched to me as an option, but, like, I know the budget is the budget. So I'm like, why would I agree to work twice as hard for the same amount of money? Yeah. No. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Well, that's really exciting. And I guess we'll just, like, stay tuned on the Instagram feed if we release some more tickets. Yeah. Like hit us up, send us a message, let us know like if you really try wanted tickets and tried to get them and they were sold out.
Starting point is 00:13:11 So we know like how many of you guys truly want to still come and we'll see about opening up some standing room tickets. Yeah. It is going to be fun though. I think my buddy AJ is going to DJ that evening when we're done and they're going to open it up to be a little cocktail hour vibe. Oh, cool. And Wells is staying the night at the hotel,
Starting point is 00:13:28 so I know he'll be up there popping bottles and hanging out. And Higgy Baby's going to be coming. Higgy Baby will be there popping bottles and hanging out. Higgy Baby's about to have his own baby. I know. Crazy. About damn time. I'm surprised they didn't do that sooner.
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Starting point is 00:16:28 Yeah. You watched, huh? I did. I can't believe we're coming to the end here. It seems fast. It does. I don't know what's going to happen, but I think I know what's going to happen. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:16:40 I think so. Let's hear your theory. I think that Devin eventually comes to her and is like, I need you to tell me that you love me or whatever, right? And I don't think she can do that. And I think she realizes that either Jonathan or Marcus isn't the person and she can't get engaged to them and then realizes that Devin was the guy all along
Starting point is 00:17:03 and then goes and finds him. That's what I think happens. You do? Yeah. Interesting. That's my theory on it. Okay. All right, so it opens with Devin talking with Jesse in the bar.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Right, very dramatic. Very dramatic. He can't handle it, he says. I don't feel like I'm the one. I feel like I'm one of the ones. What makes you think that? Yeah, what do you mean? You mean you haven't felt like the one this entire time
Starting point is 00:17:32 with 25 guys trying to bang your girl? What are you talking about, bud? Yeah. It's implying that he's going to leave, which I'm not really sure if he is, but I will say this. His entire monologue and whatever with jesse and and even like in itms and stuff he's very emotionally intelligent yeah he's very smart i gotta give him that so
Starting point is 00:17:56 we're at the fairmont i guess that's a nice place i don't know molly mesnick fairmonts are nice are they nice i don't know hotels i don't know. Some Fairmonts are nice. Are they nice? I don't know hotels. I don't know hotels enough. Some of them are really nice. I thought they used to go to Thailand for this. Yeah, they did. But Hawaii's not bad. Yeah, Hawaii's really expensive. I feel like Hawaii probably is more expensive than Thailand. Yeah, probably. Molly Mesnick's back on the show. Such an odd cameo, I feel like. Yep. I feel like half the audience is like, I don't know who this person is. I mean, I don't really know who she is. I mean, I know who she is, but like, I don't, you know?
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah, and like, no offense to Molly and her husband, who was The Bachelor, but like, it was just so long ago, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My thought is, is like, why don't you have JoJo and Jordan? I feel like that's star power relatively recently, but then, yeah, Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick, you're like,
Starting point is 00:18:46 I think that half the audience is like, I don't think we were born then when that was happening. You know? Yeah. But anyway, she seems lovely enough. She tells Molly what she likes about all the guys. She kind of admits that she's holding back with Devin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Why do you think that is? You missed something crucial. What did I miss? Molly's like, so who's left? And she's like, Devin, Marcus, and she like couldn't remember Jonathan. Oh, yeah. Did you notice? Yeah, I did notice that.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Me too. Yeah, like we can get to that date, but I'm like, they say all the right things. I make notes of everything and I'm watching their date and I'm like, they say all the right things i like make notes of everything and i'm watching their date and i'm like they say all the right things but i don't think they fucking like each other like i'm not into it at all no for whatever reason like that's the thing like i don't think she's that into jonathan no i don't think marcus is that into her no and i don't think she's that into devon i know that's what i'm saying that's why i don't, I just am not sure about your theory because I don't know if she's like into Devin enough that she would like go find him.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I know, but she, I feel like she has to choose someone, right? No, you don't. You can leave alone. That's true. So Devin gets the first date. She can go find a homeboy with that guy who you wanted to join the show. Oh yeah. The ex.
Starting point is 00:20:02 That's what I said was originally should happen. My short king. Exactly. That guy. By the way, so Devin got the first hometown. He's also in the first fantasy suite. He's getting a lot of firsts.
Starting point is 00:20:17 He is. The problem is the guy that gets the first one that has to wait a while and that's what's happening with him. Like he's starting to spiral. Yeah. So they get into a chopper, once again, putting this fucking woman who's just scared of heights into at this point
Starting point is 00:20:29 her fear better be gone yeah she's had plenty of chances to get over that so they go to a waterfall and devin tells that he wants to go back to work and he wants to start a life and he wants to having kids and you know i think that that is probably the right answer for jen but sometimes i feel like when you tell that to a woman, that's like, wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, I want to go live my life for a couple of years, you know? Yeah. Also, I noticed that you're wearing camo.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And that's like a popular thing these days, huh? With the kids? Is it? I don't know. Are you going hunting later? Is it deer season? I like camo. I live in the woods.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I don't know what to tell you. Who are you hiding from out there? The stalkers. We going duck hunting later? No, I don't kill animals for fun like you. Yeah, but I eat the animals that I kill. I know, which is fine, but. Yeah, all you do is just eat the animals that have been stuck in a cage.
Starting point is 00:21:20 At least the animals that I eat. No, I buy like free range. That's all bullshit. I do too i don't think i don't believe i'm doing my best okay why don't you have chickens at your place because they attract coyotes and i do not want coyotes around my mini horses fair enough but you know did you know the trick to keeping away foxes and coyotes no but i like foxes yeah but they can come and eat chickens yeah but i don't have chickens i know but if you got chickens do you know the trick of how to keep the foxes and the coyotes away so you also get geese okay oh interesting and so the the chickens lay the eggs a lot and then the geese like
Starting point is 00:21:58 they don't really lay a lot of eggs but they lay some eggs or whatever keep the geese in a cage you keep them with the the chickens huh that seems like not the place for geese and geese are just listen to my fucking don't geese need water to like sit in lay in chill in swim in like the white ones no like geese like geese are water birds yeah no they don't yeah they do i think they should okay i'm gonna finish saying what i was saying. And then you can do whatever you want with this information. Freaking inhumane with the geese. Let's hear it. Okay. So, okay. First of all, on farms, there are geese and there are chickens and there are ducks and there are pigs and there are goats and there are sheep. Are they free range? Yes. So where your chickens are, you also have geese. And the geese don't lay as much eggs, so they don't provide as much of the protein source as the chickens do.
Starting point is 00:22:49 But geese are so fucking mean that if foxes or coyotes come in there, the geese will fucking attack them. And so that's why you keep geese with your chickens because they will protect the chickens. chickens because they will protect the chickens geese are geese are known to murder mongooses and foxes when they try to come in there and mess with chickens and for that i like a goose okay so anyways that's what i'm saying is you could do this and all you know i don't want dead fox carcasses on my farm i like them i like to think of my farm as a safe haven for the foxes but not a safe haven for the chickens no i don't know safe haven for the chickens? No. I don't know. I don't need chickens. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:27 You don't like birds. I don't like birds. Chickens. I just like. It's just too many issues. But eggs are delicious. You know. Astra.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Astra would probably kill one or two. Also. Which I don't need that on my hands either. You know. All right. Let's go. I don't know how we got into the. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:38 The camo. Let's get back into it. Let's get into. I don't need that blood on my hands. Yeah. He tells her that he wants to go back to work what a fucking psychopath like i can't get a bit went to get back to work what you're on you're in hawaii right now for free i mean i get it it's nice to be working and like
Starting point is 00:23:57 feel like you're you know doing your thing back in your groove so he tells her he loves her again again again jen's still holding back she says that she runs away from good things they go she ain't running away from marcus i know you know it's she's an idiot they go to the fantasy suite and i don't know if this is true it's probably not because but it's such a good soundbite. She says, everyone says that he looks like Pete Davidson. Well, let me tell you what. He's better than Pete Davidson, implying he's got an even bigger dick. Huh. How would she know the size of Pete Davidson's dick, though?
Starting point is 00:24:36 That's what I was thinking. I'm feeling for Devin. I gotta be honest with you. He's doing all the right things. Me too. There's a little bit of me that's like, I wonder if his ego is a little bruised here he's like i keep telling this girl i love her and she's not saying anything you know i think not only that i just think that i get that it's like she's the bachelorette and she's not trying to be out here telling everybody she loves them but yeah this far
Starting point is 00:24:58 in i feel like if someone has said it this many times and you're not giving them anything that that's just like it's a bad vibe. Yeah. Red flags. I would be devastated if I were Devin. Same. But here's the thing. This is why I think Devin wins because they've chosen grant.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Right. If Devin didn't, did you sign me up? No. Do you want me to? I mean, he's so hot, but no,
Starting point is 00:25:21 I'm going to reach out to, I can't go on the bachelor. You can. No, I'm no, I'm past that. I don't think you are. And I'm going to do no. I'm going to reach out to... I can't go on The Bachelor. You can. No, I'm past that. I don't think you are. And I'm going to do it. I'm going to reach out to Bennett or Claire, one of the EPs, and be like,
Starting point is 00:25:32 I can get you a Cyrus. But he is hot. And I'm rooting for Grant. But here's what I'm saying. I think that... Because you're getting a really sympathetic edit for Devin right now, right? Yeah. I think everyone's like, poor guy you know like he deserves it and if he doesn't get if he gets his heart broken then he would be the bachelor that's my thought yeah i mean maybe
Starting point is 00:25:56 he's not like traditionally handsome but like i don't know if you need that no i don't think and also if he's got a fucking hog between his legs, then, you know. Yeah, because they can capitalize on that with marketing. Just a big black box. No. Jonathan's up next. He doesn't eat sweets? Huge red flag. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I can't stand people like this. Yeah, same. Your entire personality is fucking working out and not eating sugar? Dude, it's one thing if you're on a diet okay if you're filming a tv show where you're going around and doing shit and traveling around you gotta you gotta live life my guy yeah oh when i heard that i was like get him out of here immediately get him out of here get him out of here so they get him out of here. Get him out of here. So they go to another, wait for it, waterfall. I mean, I get it. You're in Hawaii, but.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I know, but she's like, it's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it. I know. But I just did yesterday. And Devin's like, this is bullshit. Yeah. So like a lot of stuff happens, but like I didn't write anything down. So I was like, this isn't interesting.
Starting point is 00:27:01 None of this is interesting to me for whatever reason. No, same. Yeah. They say the the right things this is what I wrote I feel like they both just say the right things but it doesn't seem super authentic to me that's what I got I just don't know if it was that if it's that or like I got really turned off by the no sugar thing and I was like I'm done with this guy no I don't I't. I think you're right. I think, I mean, I haven't seen much chemistry with them at all prior. Like even on their one-on-ones, I'm like, eh, I just don't see it. Yeah. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:27:32 I'm glad it's not just me. Yeah. All right, so now it's Marcus's turn. Marcus and Jesse get to go play golf. I'm just like so jealous of this. It's just so annoying. And they both suck. And I would be out there just piping drives being like hey camera
Starting point is 00:27:46 guy and zoom in on this baby. So Marcus is like yeah dude Jesse I'm not in love yet and Jesse's like oh okay cool. They get on a boat. I hope that boat's going to a waterfall. I don't think it is. I will say this date is the coolest looking date. Yep. Put like a black light
Starting point is 00:28:02 or neon light in the water and then they go swim with manatees and they all look like fucking avatar it's very cool very cool so then they go to the dinner thing marcus like starts up and i'm like are you breaking up with her i know that's what it seemed like i thought he was gonna leave i thought so too and i think that she thought that that he was gonna leave as well and there's a part of me that's like, dude, leave then. Like, I don't understand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Or I was kind of thinking that once he said what he said, she would have been like, you know, maybe we shouldn't go to fantasy suites. Because that's how it usually is. Usually it's three guys left for fantasy suites. She kicks one out. Yeah. And then she's got the top two and like the behind the scenes of it all is that she only sleeps with the person who she wants to pick you know at least that's how it's been in the past but do you feel like this is a little bit of you naturally want what you can't have
Starting point is 00:29:01 you're naturally attracted to the thing that's's the hardest to get. And because, because Marcus is the, is the one that's, you know, heart getting harder to pin down. And like, it's more of a chase than that's the one she's feeling like the most about, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:16 that is like, it's almost like the other two are just like too easy, which is, I'm not saying that that's a correct way to handle things. I'm just saying like naturally that is what we tend to do as people because we suck yeah there's a little bit of like you want what you can't have I think in this situation I also think that he's probably one I think that she's the most she's attracted to him the most yeah I think so there's that and then I also think
Starting point is 00:29:42 that Marcus is a man I feel like like he's been to war I think he's there's that. And then I also think that Marcus is a man, I feel like. Like, he's been to war. I think he's got a good job. He's taken care of his sister for a year. Like, I think he's like a matured adult. Whereas I think Devin's still like pretty fresh out of college guy. And what? Jonathan doesn't eat sweets.
Starting point is 00:29:59 So fuck you, man. Here's the thing that bugged me, though, is that he was like, I'm not in love with you. And she's like, well, I not in love with you and she's like well i'm in love with you i know and i'm sure devon's like what the fuck is happening here cue the what the fuck is happening here cue the by the way i need to bring this thing to the show, right? Oh, for sure. For sure, I have to bring it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. Yeah. Definitely. My favorite thing about this season, I'm sure they've done it before, but I don't remember it being like this, is that they make her do this walk of shame in her pajamas every single time.
Starting point is 00:30:42 No, they've done that. Have they? I think so she's like in her like black lace you know like nighty and her like blacks flip-flops or black slides making her walk across the fucking thing yeah i feel like i've seen this before i feel like no i feel like it's always the guy who leaves maybe you're right that's how i remember i don't remember it's making the woman do the walk of shame i don't know i can't remember yeah so then devin meets with jesse and he's like drinking alone having vodka soda just like fuck man i don't think this chick likes me and jesse's
Starting point is 00:31:19 like you've given a lot man which he has and it implies that he's gonna go break up with her or like give her an ultimatum which is not smart but right and that's kind of the episode yeah this week there's another there's mental yeah so there's gonna be so we apologize to everyone this is gonna come out after mental but we're recording it before mental all so we don't really know what's gonna happen i assume at mental all they're gonna show that scene where he goes and i imagine this is what's going to happen. I assume at mental all they're going to show that scene where he goes and I imagine this is what's going to happen is that he breaks down, tells Jen I can't do this if you're not in love with me so I'm going to leave the show.
Starting point is 00:31:52 This is what I think happens. Not to ruin it but this is my theory. She says I totally understand. I don't want you to go but I see where you're coming from. He goes back. It comes down to Marcus and Jonathan. I think Marcus says I'm not there. I. He goes back. It comes down to Marcus and Jonathan. I think Marcus says, I'm not there.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I can't do it. It comes down to Jonathan. She knows that Jonathan's going to, it's the only one left. She knows it's not him. And he comes up with the one rose and says, I can't let you do this. She leaves. And they've, of course, kept Devin in hawaii she comes there and is i've come to my senses you're the one i'm so sorry okay if it were you and you were devon and this happened
Starting point is 00:32:34 yeah would you be like okay great yeah let's get engaged or like would you be like no bro like you should have chosen me before if it were me i would just always feel like a second choice in a way yeah to marcus yeah just important you know i don't know if he i mean like maybe he does know like but just either way it's like well if you didn't choose me then like i'm kind of like past it like i just don't know if i can yeah like move forward and ignore the fact that i like poured my heart out to you and you were just like, okay, bye. I think it is romantic. It's a little like rom-com.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Rom-coms aren't real. They can be. No. Who hurt you, Brandy? A lot of people. Thanks. Listen, I agree with you. I think that would be hard, but I think that he does love her a lot.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Love conquers all. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. No, you have been brainwashed. I just say the things that I'm supposed to say at the bar, okay? Uh-huh. And that's my theory. You think my theory's wrong?
Starting point is 00:33:35 I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. I see a world where she ends up with no one for sure. But we'll see. Mintel all looks like it's going to be juicy. Yeah, they're just basically going to go shit on Sam. I can't fucking wait for that. Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I can't wait. I know. That's all the batch stuff I've got. You got anything else? No, I think that was plenty. All right. Talking for a long time about that. You got some favorite things, bro?
Starting point is 00:33:57 Yeah, bro. I watched a couple things. What do you got for me? I watched a couple movies. What'd you get? So the first one I watched was Kevinvin costner's western film oh yeah he put out called horizon have you seen that no i know that it was doing terrible in the box office but yeah well now it's on hbo oh it is chronicles a multifaceted 15-year span of pre
Starting point is 00:34:18 and post-civil war expansion and settlement of the american west horizon an american saga only in theaters except no now it's on max it's on hbo um max stacked cast you know oh yeah kevin costner sienna miller oh you have a crush on her jenna malone loved her sam Sam Worthington. Hot. So hot. Oh, Giovanni Ribisi. Danny Houston, who's been the bad guy in every Marvel thing. Abby Lee looks pretty. Yeah, there's a lot of people, a lot of cool people in this movie. Listen, I love Kevin Costner.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Big, big fan, you know? Mm-hmm. I just... I feel like for a movie that this has been done before. You know what I mean? Like, we've seen this. American West settling the American West story. We've seen it. Yeah. A bunch.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And I just am not sure that it was that much greater, you know, or even as good as some of the other ones we've seen. Yeah. To justify like the hype and the cast and probably the money spent on it. It's beautiful to watch. I mean, it's cool for sure. Like it's a cool movie. I personally had a hard time following the storylines of everyone.
Starting point is 00:35:39 I felt like it was a bit messy and chaotic. There's a lot of different storylines going on. bit messy and chaotic there's a lot of different storylines going on and i kind of felt like for even for it's three hours long i'm not sure that i really got enough of each storyline to like keep me going you know what i mean um like i think they spread it just a little too thin for me yeah i think what you're saying is a story that didn't need to be told because it's already been told yeah i mean but here's the thing saying is a story that didn't need to be told. Yeah. Because it's already been told. Yeah, I mean, but here's the thing. It's a story that can be told over and over.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah. And if it's done differently, it could be cool. You know what I mean? It's like World War II stuff or anything. There's a million different stories of what happened, but it's like as long as you do it differently or whatever, then do it really great. People want to see it again, hear it again.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah. Totally fine. I think it's not sure this one, like I think this one just didn't maybe, maybe just missed the mark a bit. I think everyone wanted him to make this into a limited series and he wanted to make it and do a two-part movie thing.
Starting point is 00:36:35 And I think that that was the mistake. I think it should have been a limited series on HBO, on Max or on Netflix and two seasons long or whatever. You know, we're in a weird spot when it comes to making movies and i don't think unless it's a blockbuster superhero movie i don't think you can make movies anymore i know how fucking sad is that yeah it's tragic honestly it is very tragic because i love movies you know i do too but yeah it's tough i wouldn't say don't watch it you know it's just it is long like it's just yeah, it's tough. I wouldn't say don't watch it.
Starting point is 00:37:06 You know, it's just, it is long. Like it's just an okay. It's just an okay Western. The other thing I watched that I really loved. Okay. The Bike Riders. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. With Tom Hardy, right? Tom Hardy, Austin Butler.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Austin Butler, thank you. Michael Shannon. Yes, really good. Where did I watch this? I think I had to rent it. Oh, and Norman Reedus. That's right. I had to rent it. Oh, and Norman Reedus. That's right. I had to rent it on Amazon Prime, I think.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Mm-hmm. Do you want to read the whole synopsis? It's also streaming on Peacock as well. Oh, I don't have that. After a chance encounter, headstrong Kathy is drawn to Benny, member of Midwestern Motorcycle Club, the Vandals.
Starting point is 00:37:43 As the club transforms into a dangerous underworld of violence, Benny must choose between Kathy and his loyalty to the club, The Bike Riders. Streaming on Peacock, rent and buy on Prime Video. Yeah, it looks good. It is. It's really good. Obviously, the acting is amazing. That kind of makes it seem like it's a lot more of like a love
Starting point is 00:38:05 story than it is it's really truly not it's more so austin butler's character it's really more about like seeing the motorcycle club through like kathy's you know perspective i guess and like an outsider perspective of of austin's character and and the motorcycle club and just like his role in all of that really not a love story at but cool. It kind of reminded me just the way the story was told a little bit of Daisy Jones and the six, the way that was kind of told through the girlfriend's perspective, you know, because she was the one being interviewed. It's kind of similar to that as like Kathy's being interviewed by this photographer guy, photographer, interviewer, whatever for like a story, you know?
Starting point is 00:38:47 And so you're just like hearing her tell her story. And it's good. It's really good. It's like a slower movie, slower burn movie, but I really enjoyed it. I thought it was done really well. And I love Tom Hardy. I know. I like Tom Hardy too,
Starting point is 00:38:58 but apparently he's just like a nightmare to work with. Well. Yeah. I don't know anything about that. Yeah. I mean, who cares? He puts out good shit you know yeah so i'm now watching another scott peterson documentary so the first one was on netflix right and i talked about it did i talk about it with you or did i talk about it with just the yft years last week? Okay. So now there's another one that's on Peacock. And I think this is what I think happened.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I think that Lacey Peterson's family did like the Netflix one. And I think that Scott Peterson's family is doing the Peacock one. Okay. So this one kind of makes you think, well, maybe he didn't do it. You know, where's the Netflix one's like, he definitely fucking did this. And then this one's like, ah, maybe. A new look at the notorious case of Scott Peterson and the murders of his wife, Lacey Peterson, and unborn son, Connor. Additionally explores the latest developments after the Los Angeles Innocence Project, announced they were taking the case.
Starting point is 00:40:08 So, you know the Innocence Project, right? Yes. Their whole thing is that they take cases where they think that people were wrongly accused of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they try to get them off of death row or whatnot. And they usually, they really only take cases where they're like pretty sure about it. Like, do you remember that podcast serial? Yep. They were the ones remember that podcast serial? Yep.
Starting point is 00:40:25 They were the ones who got him off. Crazy. There's a lot of information that makes you be like, maybe he didn't do it, you know? Do I know, do I think he did it? I think he probably did it, but pretty good. Okay. Check it out.
Starting point is 00:40:38 If you want to watch multiple documentaries on different platforms about the same fucking thing, boy, oh boy, is the Scott Peterson case for you. All right. Okay. I started watching an older show because I loved... Presumed Innocent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Then I went down this rabbit hole where I started watching... What was the other one that I watched that I loved so much that you were like, yeah, dude. Oh, Night Of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. So now I'm watching a show called We Own This City. Have you heard of that?
Starting point is 00:41:09 No, I haven't. Do tell. So it's a couple years old. So yeah, it came out in 2022. Okay. It stars Jon Bernthal. He was in Fury with Shia LaBeouf. He also was in The Walking Dead.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I think he also was Punisher. Anyways, you know exactly who he is if you saw him. You were like, oh yeah, I know who that guy is. And it takes place in Baltimore, tells the story of the rise and fall of the Baltimore Police Department's Gun Trace Task Force and the corruption surrounding it. No one trusts the police department, but they're trying to clean up the streets and it's like really, really dangerous, obviously in Baltimore. And you have the main guy, John Bernthal, who plays Wayne Jenkins,
Starting point is 00:41:55 and you think he's a really good cop. Like you think he's doing really good work. And then all of a sudden the FBI and internal investigators come in and arrest him. And then it's like, wait, what did you do? What were you doing that entire time? He comes across as like a really badass, good cop. Like he's getting guns off the streets.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Like there's this whole thing. And then all of a sudden you're like, you guys have been stealing from these people. It's a really interesting thing. I never thought of it this way. these people. It's a really interesting thing. I never thought of it this way. One of the reasons why they're having so much trouble cracking down on crime is if you arrest a black man, let's say, for whatever, and your main witness is a police officer, and they have to go on the stand, and they have to talk to 12 people who live in that city, a lot of whom probably are like, I don't trust police officers anymore.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Like you're killing guys, you're planting drugs on people, you're stealing from them. And so then they're like, your word means nothing to me. So I think that this guy's innocent because you guys are all corrupt. And I was like, I never thought of it that way, but but it makes total sense like if you have no trust in the police department you can't put any of these people behind bars for better or for worse anyway super interesting really good show okay procedural you know yeah i'm into it this might ruffle some feathers oh boy
Starting point is 00:43:19 oh you're filming in austin and i like austin do. The food there is great. Saw you at Terry Black's. Went to Terry Black's. Got to do it, you know. A couple things about just Texas in general that I just need to get off my chest a little bit. Okay. Okay? I am a California native,
Starting point is 00:43:35 so take this with a grain of salt. But one of the things that really grinds my gears is like Texans are like, oh, you Californians are fucking moving here and you're making our state liberal and dirt dirt dirt and of course you don't want to live in california with texas okay let me tell you one thing texans all right it is so fucking hot in your state a lot i had a film outdoors on statistically speaking the hottest outside oh no it was the hottest day in the history of texas
Starting point is 00:44:08 it was on the news they said it's never been this hot and guess what it fucking was it was so hot it was so hot that the hotel we were staying at the the power grid went down because they couldn't handle the heat. And I'm sitting there going, hey, Texans, I've lived in California the majority of my entire life. Do you know how many times it's been so fucking hot that the power goes out? Do you know how many times, Texans? Zero times that's ever happened to me. That has never happened in the history of me living in California, okay? Do you think it's all so great over there?
Starting point is 00:44:50 Let me tell you something. People are going to die. I think people did die last year. Then your governor went to Cabo. Do you remember that? Anyways, listen. Yeah, I do. Listen, Texas.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Pump the brakes. And then also, not for nothing, but hear a lot of texans being like the homeless problem in california is out of hand which you're not wrong about that but you know why there's homeless people here because it's fucking 75 degrees and beautiful all the time and they can live relatively comfortable but you know who's also got a lot of homeless people austin yes like a shocking amount so i'm like okay i'm doing the math here okay first of all it's so fucking hot that the power is going out and the other thing that you guys complain about is told people you got that in spades guy also austin you're a little try hard okay does oh
Starting point is 00:45:38 does every corner need a mural does it yeah it corner. Oh, there's some more murals. Here's some art. We get it. You're edgy. You're keeping Austin weird. Well, you know what would be nice if you kept Austin a little bit cooler because it's way too hot over there, my guy. You kidding me? The Texans are going to come for your ass. Listen, I have two siblings that live in Texas. I do like Texas, but I do get a little tired of the like, stop coming to our, dude, shut the fuck up, okay? It's way too hot over there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:15 You guys do have good food and good music and good people. But you got homeless problems, all right? You got way too many murals, all right? And your fucking electrical grid sucks my cock. So all that. All that. It's fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:36 I did go to, we went to San Antonio. Have you ever been to San Antonio? Once. Okay. I really like San Antonio. Yeah. Dude, the river, we stayed in the river walk thing. The river walk. So nice. So lovely. Also, that water Antonio. Yeah. Dude, the river. We stayed in the river walk thing. The river walk.
Starting point is 00:46:45 So nice. So lovely. Also, that water's got to be poisoned, though. It's got to be. I'll tell you what, though. The San Antonio airport? Yeah. One of the fucking worst.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Oh, really? I flew in there. It wasn't a problem for me. Oh, I fucking hate it. Yeah. Hate it. Oh, my God. So, this is amazing.
Starting point is 00:47:02 This will be the last thing I can do. You know, you can take a screenshot of your Instagram feed of like the pictures you have in your Instagram and you can put it in chat GPT and you can ask chat GPT what it... You did this? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:18 I don't have chat GPT. Well, you have the internet. So you do. You just Google it. I mean, you can download it for your phone but you can also just do it yeah i do not have the download so anyways we uh we put mine in there do you want to hear this i would love to it's so annoying you barely post though so yeah that's true okay let's hear it it's annoyingly accurate this is a fucking robot telling me what's what i hate it your instagram feed is the ultimate
Starting point is 00:47:45 bro chill combo with a side of look i'm famous but still totally down to earth it's like you're trying to show the world that you're the guy who can sip a fancy drink one minute and crush a beer at a backyard party the next your love for golf is almost as obvious as your love for your wife, but not quite. Between the callous selfies, casual product plugs, and behind-the-scenes shots, your feed has that I'm cool but not trying too hard vibe. The Disney trip photo adds a sparkle of I'm a family man, and then you reel it back with pics of you bro-ing out and goofy faces in beanies. But let's be real. Your Instagram is basically saying, I'm living the life every guy wants, but I still remember where it came from. You're walking that fine line between
Starting point is 00:48:38 relatable and ridiculously enviable, and you know it. Keep sipping those sponsored drinks and flashing that grin. Your feed is the ultimate laid back flex. Wow. I feel seen. Yeah. Sounds about right. By AI. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Is that the vibe that I am? I think so. I think that sounded pretty accurate. I hate it. I hate how spot on it was. Yeah. I've been trying to do more reels recently, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Yeah. I don't know what the peeps want these days. The fucking kids these days. How fucking sick are you of hearing the fucking word demure? Oh, I know. I feel like I saw that really early where I like was going to do it and then I saw it catch on where I was like,
Starting point is 00:49:29 oh, anyways, but yeah. It's insane. I also had to look up, I was like, what does demure mean? Very mindful, very cutesy. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. But I did see that the money that they made for that is helping with the surgery to...
Starting point is 00:49:48 Am I allowed to say that? I don't... I don't know what you're saying. So that's a trans person. Okay. And I guess that money is being used to finish the job. Got it. I don't...
Starting point is 00:50:00 Am I getting canceled now? I don't know. Not sure. I don't know the... You know what I'm saying. I do know what you're saying. I don't know that you should say it because I don't know. What? I don't know the, you know, I'm saying I do know what you're saying. I don't know that you should say it because I don't know the protocol. I don't either, but I said they,
Starting point is 00:50:12 so I think I used their pronouns. Anyways, good came out of it. I think good. Fuck. Cut it. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 00:50:23 By the way. So I've noticed recently that spot that spot the more people are listening on spotify uh which is super cool because we always read like um the fuck you very much is from the apple store or whatever or podcast thing on apple but i'm starting to realize that a lot of you guys are now migrating over to spotify which is dope and it doesn't really matter to us as long as you listen to the show but you can actually comment on the episodes there as well. And then I get an email where they send me the comments, which is awesome.
Starting point is 00:50:49 That is cool. So if you want- I love Spotify. I love Spotify. That's what I use. I use Spotify. Same. For my music listening pleasures.
Starting point is 00:50:56 If you want to leave your fuck you very much is there, you can. I thought I'd read some of the Spotify ones because we haven't done it before. Okay. And I thought this was neat. Great. Amy Lynn Eastwood says, LOL to Brandy, finding out Grant
Starting point is 00:51:08 went home. Worth listening just for that. That was funny when you were like, wait, wait, wait, what? What happened? Churchlady2865 says, love, love, love. Bring back hashtag dirty grandpa. No. Please, it's so funny. Churchlady wants dirty grandpa
Starting point is 00:51:24 to come back? lady and then someone responded to that with thank you fascinating jess brewer says erotic grandpa back where he belongs whispering sweet nothings in our ears guys be careful what you wish for rachel k says please never read fourth wing again like that terrible remember what i i did it with dirty grandpa voice who could forget? Yeah. Gay don't decay had me crying. When we said black don't crack, but gay guys always
Starting point is 00:51:54 look so good. That was funny. Gay don't decay is very funny. It is good. Yeah. There's some that need review. This comes from Susie Waller. You are so freaking awesome, Wells. Thank you. You did this episode by yourself, and you had me cracking up the whole time.
Starting point is 00:52:11 You're my fucking favorite thing of all time, Susie. Jesus. God, I love you, Sus. Number one fan. Dude. We can also do polls. I don't know how that works. Anyways, just go comment up over there.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Okay, great. You got some musics, what i got post malone finally put out his country album i listened to a lot of it actually oh you did okay amazing well i fucking love it i love it a lot like i've i've listened to so there's there's an a side and a b side the a side is the one with all the features the a side is much stronger but i have listened to the one with all the features. The A-side is much stronger, but I have listened to the A-side all the way through like so many times and I love it so much. Standouts for me, I like the Tim McGraw track. I love the Hank William Jr.'s track.
Starting point is 00:52:54 The one that's on here with no features called What Don't Belong to Me, it might be my favorite song on the album. I listened to the one about like having a daughter and I was like, Oh, I don't like that. That was my least favorite one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Good. Thank you. Cause I was like, I need, need a lot of things from post Malone and you being mushy about having a daughter. I don't need that. My guy.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Oh, I did love the Hardy track. Hide my gun. Okay. So which one do you want? There's a lot of good ones. Which one are you going to play? Play finer things.
Starting point is 00:53:22 The Hank Williams jr. One. It's my favorite. I think, besides the... diamond rain. My limo and my ammo's all camo crane. Yeah, I got a F1 trillion limousine. I got a 10-point blind in the shotgun seat.
Starting point is 00:53:53 I got a thing, got a thing for the finer things. Yeah, I do. Alright. Post Malone, Finer Things featuring Hank Williams, of whom we did not hear sing there, but I'm sure he does come in at some point.
Starting point is 00:54:09 I like Post Malone. I saw this video of him doing interviews where he just says like, yes, ma'am, yes, sir. To Dolly. Well, yeah, Dolly is also a part of it. And like, it's like, oh, he's just like a really nice guy. Where is he from? Is he from Oklahoma?
Starting point is 00:54:22 No, I think Texas. Hopefully he didn't listen to my rant about Texas. I have one more. Lainey Wilson put out a new album this week. My girl Lainey. Whole album's really good. I really liked the song Call a Cowboy, if you want to play that one. Banking on him, hanging on for more than eight seconds
Starting point is 00:54:45 He's rock steady, loaded like a ready boot See his steps and he's red, white, blue Tried to like a grid in his voice That's what you call a cowboy Lady Wilson, Call a Cowboy off a new record, which is entitled Whirlwind. Radio Wells, coming at ya. Coming at ya live. By the way, when we go to Nashville, I have to go stop by all my radio stations.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Have to. Are you really only here for one night? No, I get in on Sunday. Oh have to. Are you really only here for one night? No, I get in on Sunday. Oh, amazing. So I'll have Sunday, well, Sunday's gonna be a wash, but like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday's are a thing, and then I leave on Thursday. Cool. Cool.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Cool. I don't know if I need to play it, but I really like the new Hosier track, Nobody Soldier. I'm not sure if you saw that. No, but I'll take a listen. Foss the People Back. Oh. You liking it? Yeah. I mean, it, but I'll take a listen. Fosh the People back. Oh. You liking it? Yeah. I mean, I don't think they're reinventing the wheel, but you want to go out on it?
Starting point is 00:55:52 Sure. The record's called Paradise State of Mind. Here's See You in the Afterlife, Fosh the People, Mark Foster and Company. What do you got coming up? You got a show coming up? Yep, a show coming up? Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Playing in Nashville this weekend, actually. So if any of the YFTers want to come out to Friends Bar, Friends in Low Places on Broadway, I'll be there Friday night. I think I'm playing
Starting point is 00:56:15 a pretty late set, but I'll post the deets on my Instagram story. And then Sunday, I'll be in Vegas. It's Labor Day weekend, so it should be pretty litty everywhere we go.
Starting point is 00:56:24 But Sunday, I'm playing at Encore Beach Club. During the day I'm opening for Griffin, which I'm really excited about. I love Griffin. I think he puts on such a cool, unique live show. So if you're in Vegas this weekend, come hang on Sunday. Yeah, and that's the tea.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Very cool. What do you got? Well, I just, I work for two weeks in a row, so. Ooh, big working guy. You know, someone's got to make the content that probably will never get picked up by the network. But we can hope. So now I'm just chilling. I've got actually a crazy like next couple weeks, like I'm just like jamming around everywhere.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Let's go through it actually real quick. I'm going hunting with my brother. Want to borrow my hoodie? Nah, dog. I got my own camo. And then I'm going to Yellowstone with Dean and Kaylin. I'm so jealous. I know. I should have
Starting point is 00:57:19 invited you. It was like this thing with Yellowstone bourbon. You could win a thing. We're going whitewater rafting. We're going hot air ballooning. We're going horseback riding. Sounds amazing. I'm so excited. Then I come home.
Starting point is 00:57:36 I'm in a wedding. Another one. I have to write a speech for that. From there, I fly from Monterey to Nashville to do a show with you guys. Sickening. Check out the Instagram and see if we release more tickets for the Nashville show. Yep.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Can't wait to hang with y'all. It's going to be fun. Yeah. All right. That's all I got. All right. Well, we'll see y'all next week. Laters on the Menjie.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Bye. Bye. I love this style of indie rock that we got like in the mid, the 2000 teens, I feel like. Yep. Like the MGMT, the Foster the People, the like, I don't know. Two Door Cinema Club. Yep. That was a good time. It was a good vibe. All right, see ya.
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