Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Who is Clara Pierce??

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

Have you ever heard of a subterranean zit? Because Wells has one and now it’s everyone’s problem. He starts off the pod with some hard-hitting questions: will Brandi ever stop being a horse girl? Also, MT is engaged! Actually, all the Cyrus women have lover boys, except for Brandi. Maybe because she’s a horse girl? Your hosts chat about Stagecoach, and yes, they address the Clara Pierce situation…Plus, Wells’ sink is clogged so he bought a plumber snake, and Brandi wrangled a real-life snake away from her murderous cat. Speaking of cats, they also talk about the Met Gala, a scene Wells swears is straight out of The Capitol. To wrap up, they bring back a fan favorite: an Amazon review. Enjoy!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Honeylove — Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com with the code YFT  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com and use code yourfavoritething today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial  Liquid I.V. — Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use code YFT at checkout  Storyworth — Go to storyworth.com/yft to save $10 on your first purchase 

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Cool. Thanks, God. You just got to wait it out, you know. Damn the devil, the devil say hey. How's everyone doing out there? Me, not so great. Got a subterranean zit. Don't even get the satisfaction of trying to pop it.

Just hurts. My face just hurts. And I'm hungover because I went to a charity event yesterday. And, you know, if you're trying to raise money for things, you have to get drunk, apparently. Those are the rules. I don't make them. I just live by them.

But we should probably call the brand. Let's color up. Time to start. Your favorite show today. You know, I asked to do this show a little bit later. And Brandy said, can't do it. Got a meeting. And here we are, five minutes late, and there's no Brandy. So how the YFTers doing out there?

Hello. You're funny. Why? That hat. My hair's a little crazy. So is mine. I slept horrible. And you didn't want to push the pod

an hour later. I didn't want to. Trust me, I would have loved to. What meeting is so important? With my business managers. Okay, they work for you. I know, but I love- You tell them when the meeting is.

I've had to reschedule on them so many times. I got to go do it. Fine. Why did you not sleep very well? I don't know. I just woke up at 5 a.m. and just could not go back to sleep. It's the absolute worst when that happens. Did you drink last night? No. You did, I can woke up at 5 a.m. and just could not go back to sleep. It's the absolute worst when that happens. Did you drink last night?

No. You did, I can tell. Yeah. How can you tell? I hear it in your voice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and I tried to push an hour.

No, but I do hear it in your voice. Yeah. Well, because this is the first I've talked today. So it's not great. No words to Sarah at all this morning? Last night, so we went, we did George Lopez's charity thing. Oh, okay. Which actually is important to us because he's a kidney transplant recipient,

which Sarah is as well. So like it's actually a charity that like we truly believe in. Here's the thing about George Lopez. They don't tell you. Well, they do actually. He loves tequila. And so like tequila is just everywhere. Anyways, we went to this event and then left and went to go get dinner at the Smokehouse. I'm sure that you know that place, right? By your mom's house. I was so drunk that I had to be like, it was like everyone from the cast of Lopez versus Lopez. I was like, guys, I'm too drunk. I had to be like, it was like everyone from the cast of Lopez versus Lopez.

I was like, guys, I'm too drunk. I have to leave now. I ordered something and then was like, I'm just going to leave. And then left the restaurant in an Uber and was never to be seen from again. Wow. I think once I make my decision, it's final. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Like there is no dilly dallying. There is no dilly-dallying. There is no like, maybe I'll stick around. Once I've made my decision, see you later, kids. I'm the same way. Yeah. It's the only way to live,

I think. It is, truly. And not saying bye to anyone is the move, if you can. What are you drinking? Oh, this is my maca tea. You always make fun of it, but it's delicious.

Fascinating. This one's hibiscus passion fruit. Ooh. It's wheatgrass for all. Yeah. Wheatgrass is a superfood because of its anti-inflammatory and antioxidant qualities, which I believe is ideal for living a healthier plant-based lifestyle. which I believe is ideal for living a healthier plant-based lifestyle.

This has eight shots of wheatgrass and enough caffeine to equal one cup of coffee. A plant-based lifestyle, huh? Yeah. Don't worry about the steak that I ordered last night and then didn't eat. You know? All right. So you got to talk to your business managers. They're going to tell you how much money you got yeah I guess or tell me like

to stop spending it probably is what's gonna happen yeah it's never a fun conversation hey you're spending more money than you make you can't stop so what's happening is that you have no money because you spend more of it than you make so let's not do that anymore

it's not great. And you still have to pay us. Right. They're like, yeah. They're like, you're complaining about what you're paying us, but you spend a lot of money. What do you think you spend the most amount of money on? Oh, horses for sure.

In the past couple weeks alone, I've had like three bills for $1,000 each. Oh no, my light. I need that light. It makes me look tan. yeah in the past couple weeks alone i've had like three bills for a thousand dollars each oh no my light i gotta plug it in i need that light it makes me look tan do you think you'll ever stop being a horse girl i don't think so yeah like that ship sailed unfortunately like my fucking parents just why didn't they let me do something else i don't know or have me do something else i blame them really yeah it's their fault speaking of your parents your parents, I've known for a while, but I did Tish finally make it Instagram official. She did. She's engaged. Yeah. She and I talked about this last night. We ever like, I guess like

the close circle, the inner circle has known for a while. Yeah. Um, my heart's been broken for a while. It's it's it's not new news um but it feels new i saw her post that i was at stagecoach when she posted and i saw it and i was like hi like i know she's been talking about wanting to post those photos because they're so cool and such great photos um and but i just never i didn't know when she was gonna do it but i guess she was just feeling it the other day and put them on up there and it feels new all over again, you know? Dominic Purcell. He's hot.

Don't say that. He is. I know, but like- Get it, Tish. I know, but you can't say that because you're an attractive woman and then all of a sudden it becomes like stepdad weirdness. Nah, my mom's into it. She's like, he's hot, right? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, he's very handsome. and all of a sudden it becomes like stepdad weirdness.

Nah, my mom's into it. She's like, he's hot, right? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, he's a very handsome boy. From prison break. Yeah. I guess it's his daughter wrote like, this makes me so happy or I love this so much or something. Like, does he have a daughter?

Yeah, he has two. And that's nice because, you know, as a kid from a divorced house, you know, it's nice when the kids are happy for you. Oh, yeah. His kids are great. He's got four kids. Really? They're all pretty young.

I mean, a lot younger than me. But I'm old and they're lovely. And, yeah, everyone's super happy and everybody gets along great. And it's just great. Can I ask this question? Sure. I don't know. I need to hear it hear it first yeah how does your dad feel about it oh don't ask me yeah because it seemed i don't know if that's even official but it seems like he's engaged too is everyone in the it appears that way huh is everyone in the cyrus family engaged right now i'm definitely not not. You're not? No.

Is Noe? No, but I mean, she's on her way. She's got a little lover boy. Yeah. Yeah. And then Miley, well, she's married to the craft. She's married to the music. Also has a lover boy, though, you know?

Yeah, she does. Yeah. Where's mine? What's going on? The fuck? What's going on here? Why are you, and you're the normal one and i know what the actual fuck what is happening here i don't know i had to do a bunch of interviews the other day and they were asking me what my favorite thing about you is i got asked that

recently too actually oh no i got asked where the fuck was it oh somebody interviewed me at stagecoach and said what's your favorite thing about your podcast? Your favorite thing? And I said, my co-host Wells. Oh, nice. Yeah. I was doing. Because I'm an angel.

You are. You're media trained. They were like, what's your favorite thing about Brandy? And I was like, I think because she's so normal. And they're like, what? And I was like, in comparison to everyone else in her family, she's very, very normal. She's actually very normal just in comparison to the rest of civilization.

But it makes me sad that everyone's engaged in your family and you're not. I'm not sad. I'm doing great. I know. You don't really want to be married. I don't. You don't. You don't want kids. No, I don't want that for sure. Yeah.

Marriage, like, you know, I mean, take it or leave it. I could go either way on it. I just don't really, I don't you don't want kids no I don't want that for sure yeah marriage like you know I mean take it or leave it I could go I could go either way on it I just don't really I don't know I just I don't want kids so I don't really see the point in it in the sense of like it just kind of makes things messy I think if you want kids I understand wanting the security of it and the family unit and all the things but since I don't want kids I'm like is it necessary I'm just not sure yeah would love to have a life partner a a little teammate action, you know, maybe live with somebody as long as, like, you know, they're cool with, like, having some space

and maybe their own bathroom and closet. But, like, yeah. You're one of those people, when you get married, you're going to be one of those people that lives in a different room. I mean, my parents did that most of my life, and it was all great until they had to share. So, I mean. Like, but that's, okay, so when you got scared in the most of my life, and it was all great until they had to share. So, I mean. Like, but that's, okay, so when you got scared in the middle of the night, did you, whose room did you go to sleep in?

No, Trace's. Trace's room. But that's not apparent. No, I know, but I think I've told this story before. When I watched Poltergeist as a kid, I slept in Trace's room for a solid two years because I was so scared. I was like nine years old. Was Trace like, dude, get out of here? Yeah, he was like, get out. I'm going through puberty.

This is weird. He wasn't quite there yet. I think he was like if I was nine, he was probably like seven. So was he scared too? Was he like? He didn't want to admit it probably, but he was freaked. We weren't supposed to watch the movie. We snuck in and I was like hiding behind the couch while my parents watched it and saw it you know should have listened because i was terrified for years yeah dude you know what i got right now i got a subterranean

zit ew those are the worst like there's there's you can't even see it there's nothing to pop it's just hard it's just your body hurts so you know what's great for that what um have you ever used those little patches for zits no really no i don't really get zits um but there's these patches you can put on zits for that like the ones that are underneath the skin and it kind of bring like if you put it on overnight it'll bring it out and then you can pop it and get rid of it it's's nice. Yeah. Yeah. I hate a subterranean zit. Yeah, they hurt. Like my chin's been hurting for like three days.

There's nothing I can do about it. I don't really get zits. I don't really either, but I apparently get subterranean ones. But you know what the worst zit is? My least favorite zit? The ear zit. Ew, I don't get those at all. But you've, I mean, but you've had any.

I don't think I've ever had one. I don't think I've ever had one. Oh, if you want to know pain, get an ear zit. I don't get those at all. But you've, I mean, but you've had any. I don't think I've ever had one. I don't think I've ever had one. Oh, if you want to know pain, get an ear zit. I don't like that. Should we start the show? Yeah. Okay, let's go. Is it me or you?

I think it's maybe you. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with. Bro Wells and Brandy. Yes. You know, it's funny if I wear. Bro Wells. If I just wear a backwards hat, I'm a bro. Yeah.

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No. Yeah. Oh, shit. Can't do that. No, you can't cancel. Can't cancel. Everyone knows that. Can't cancel.

Yeah. Tell me all about Stagecoach, because it looks like my nightmare. Oh, I didn't even go to the festival. Are you kidding? You went there for what? I had a little daytime pool, you know, poolside party gig that I DJed. And at this adorable hotel in Palm Springs called Casa Cody, you and Sarah should absolutely go to a staycation there.

It was adorable. It's right in downtown, so you can walk to, like, all the things on Main Street there in Palm Springs. And this hotel, it's like, it was, like, one of the very first hotels that was ever built in Palm Springs. So it's very historic and they've redone it, but they kept a lot of the originality of it. You know, original floors, all the doors are original. So it's just very unique, very cool, very peaceful, very quiet, except for the pool party. But just the cutest little place. And so I went out there for this party and honestly, it was the best festival weekend i've ever had because i didn't

have to go to the festival wow yeah that's how you do a festival is you don't actually go to the festival yeah because the fun part really of these festival weekends is uh like your group like your crew that you take and the place that you stay. Like usually in the past, we've rented a big house somewhere. It's been a big group of us. This time we just did this cute hotel and a bunch of us went. But that's the fun part is the crew and the hangs and the house. It's like it's not really – the festival is kind of –

Yeah, whatever. Dusty and dirty and hot. It was 106 degrees. 106 degrees. I can't stand Palm Springs. I'm sorry. I just, I will never go to Casa, what is it called? Casa Cody. It's very adorable.

I'll never go there. You know what? You should. I think you guys would really like it. I don't want to go to the desert. I don't want to. You're just wearing Joshua Tree. It's the same thing.

Joshua Tree is different. No, it's literally, it's the same place.oshua tree is different no it's literally it's the same place yes but it's high desert so it can be there's like snow there yeah but it's not always 106 you're right you're right it's the same thing but it's different dude palm springs is so oppressively hot it can be just getting out of the car, you're like, oh my God. Well, can you imagine freaking going to the festival and that? No, and I just watch everyone's stories and I'm like, oh, this looks like my nightmare. Yeah. I'll tell you what I did want to go to.

Willie Nelson's 90th birthday party. That looked fucking awesome. I know. So that's where I am in life. Yeah. No, I was eyeing that. I've been eyeing that for a while. Yeah.

Okay. I have serious questions about you and your family and your sister, effectively. What do you mean? I've been getting a lot of messages, and I don't really understand what it is. Oh, I think I know what you're going to ask. Who is Clara Pierce? What is happening? Okay.

So, unfortunately, I really don't have much information for you. I haven't talked to anybody about this. is Clara Pierce? What is happening? Okay, so unfortunately I really don't have much information for you. I haven't talked to anybody about this. Yes, you have. You're such a liar. So the day I flew to LA before Stagecoach, it was like Wednesday or something, I asked my mom about it and she had no fucking clue what

I was talking about. I was like, what do you mean you don't know? This is everywhere. You have to know. And when I got to LA, I played the songs for her and she was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't know anything about this. And so I was like, wow, well, if she doesn't know about it, I mean, she's on the management team. I was like, if she doesn't know about it, maybe this isn't anything because I was just kind of like figuring it out about it on Wednesday. And from what I could tell, somebody named Claire Pierce was putting out music on Spotify that sounded like Miley. And everybody on TikTok is saying it sounds just like Miley Cyrus.

And that's all I really knew. So when I got to LA and asked my mom and she blew it off, I was like, oh, fuck, maybe this is just another, you know, all the flower shit on TikTok. Maybe it's just another thing like that. And so but then I then she and I listened to a couple of the songs and I was like, I don't know that does sound like Miley and she was like she was like you're right it does and I was like you gotta find out the tea and then I never heard anything again so I truly have no idea this sounds like a media trained answer and I don't know this is the truth you know what we're gonna do we're gonna find this Clara Pierce we're gonna get her on the show oh well she tweeted at me i think if it was really her yeah so for all i don't believe anything on the internet for all i know

this is some fan who saw this and then made a clara pierce twitter like i truly guys nothing i'm saying is fact checked like at all this is all hearsay but somebody with a clara pierce twitter handle at clara pier 98, responded to something. And me and my mom are cc'd on it or added, tagged, whatever the fuck. And it said, I'm so sorry. I never expected that nobody besides me would hear those songs. And please, I know I'm in no place to say this, but Miley, please change your marketing team. That's the tweet.

Why change your marketing team? Well, from what I gather, and again, guys, I just got to preface by saying this is all speculation. I'm not speaking for Miley. I'm not speaking for anybody. I'm not speaking for fans. But from what I gather, fans are a little frustrated that Miley's been a little quiet on social media and maybe not doing um public performances

this is just what this is what the fans tell me is that you know where is miley we miss her like we want to see her play and she's not doing those things and so um people say crazy shit like change marketing team um but if this is this girl like like maybe she is sorry, but girl, you can't steal people's music and put it online. Yeah. Do that. So that's what you think happened to think someone stole music and then put it up. I don't know.

Hmm. I have zero facts. It does sound like her though. It does sound quite a bit like her. Yes. Yes. Why don't you call your sister? Ah, cause I'm staying out of it. What? Stay out of it. Why don't you call your sister? Ah,

because I'm staying out of it. What? Stay out of it? What? Does it even matter? Just be like, hey, dude,

what's going on? There's this. I don't even know. This doesn't affect me. Yes, I know, but it's interesting. If this happened to my brother,

I'd be like, hey, what's going on? No, I got other shit to deal with. No. Yeah. Like,

what are we wearing to the wedding? You know, kind of shit. It's more pressing. When is the wedding? know kind of shit and it's more impressive when is the wedding i gotta cut this okay hey you wouldn't like it if i talked about your wedding like that hey am i invited you think of course i don't think i am don't my mom loves you of course yeah my mom loves you. Typical Cyrus invite. Oh man, you'd be proud of me by the way. Why? I had a clogged drain.

Thought you were gonna say toilet. No, I mean, I've had that at one point in my life, but no, like my sink. And so when I shave, it's just hair everywhere. It doesn't drain, you know? I went and bought a plumber snake. And I went and I put the snake down there and spun the thing and then pulled out. So I guess what I'm trying to say is never do that because it's the grossest thing in the world

when you see what's actually clogging your drains. I just threw up my mouth a little bit. So that's fun. That's disgusting. Have you never had a clogged drain? Pretty sure I've just had someone else take care of that. Yeah, exactly. Because I can't do that. Not me. I'm a man of the people.

I did wrangle a real life snake yesterday. You wrangled a snake? I found one in my barn, a little garden snakey. And my cat was actually trying to kill it, which wasn't very nice. I saved the poor little guy, but also he was dying. So I let him die in peace in the forest. But I had to scoop him up with the shovel and toss him out into the woods. Oh, so you killed a snake.

Cool. No, the cat killed the snake. Yeah, okay. So you just... I saved him. No, he still died. Yeah, but he didn't die at the hands of Bling. He got to die out in peace in the woods, you know, by himself in silence.

Did he put him out of his misery? How do you do that? How do you kill a snake? Chop its head off. I can't do that. Well, it died, so... Yeah, I think so. I i mean i don't know i didn't want to die i like how you practice that we're like i saved a snake and then we find out

you really did just died you didn't say it was already dying i i gave it a peaceful death oh did you i allowed it to have a peaceful death the important thing here is that i picked up the snake and i didn't have to call some dude yeah yeah yeah i did it myself well good for you all right you have some fave things bro or what's going on bro oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay this is not a new new thing this is not hot topic this is old news but i mentioned that i was going to start it last week but i i cruised through it ends with us by calling hoover oh my god so freaking good you didn't read it i thought i think i did is it is it new from her though no let me see it's not new but honestly it's kind of a girly read i don't really know that it's your your kind of

your cup of tea this one was a little x-rated like oh yeah i felt like i was reading 50 shades of gray there for a second and so and i actually like going through the airport or sitting on the plane, I guess, I saw a couple other people with the book. And so once you read it and you realize what it is, you're like, oh, so all these women are sitting on this plane and they're probably turned on right now. That's uncomfortable. Yeah. Oh, wow. Give us the synopsis. Everyone but me has already read this.

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book. It Ends With Us is a book that follows a girl named Lily who's just moved and is ready to start her life after college. Lily then meets a guy named Ryle. Ryle. I know, weird name. And she falls for him as

she is developing feelings for Ryle. Atlas, her first, another stupid name, Atlas, her first love, reappears and changes the relationship between Lily and Ryle. Couldn't just have Ryan

Adam That wouldn't be fun. Atlas. I like the name Atlas. I think that's a cool name. Also, Brandon Sklunner is going to play Atlas, so he's obvi my favorite character.

Yeah. Yeah. He was my favorite character anyway, though. He's the good guy, you know? Is that Ryle? No,

Ryle's the bad guy. Oh, Atlas is the good guy. Atlas is the good guy. Ah. Uh-huh. Cool. All right, so you finished it.

Finished it, and no one talks about the sequel. There's a sequel called It Starts With Us. Ordered it, gets here today, can't wait to read it. Wow. TikTok turned me on to this show called Loudermilk that is so freaking good. Oh. Do you remember the movie

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Oh, my God. Anyways, everyone out there that's listening to this podcast knows what I'm talking about, Office Space. Man, it feels good to be a gangster. Anyways, Ron Livingston, the main guy from from office space has a show called louder milk and i started watching it because people were like showing clips of it on tiktok and i was like what is this it is so freaking good let me see if i can play what can i get you i'd like a large coffee okay so hot coffee. Okay, room for cream? Totally, leave room for cream. Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that?

Because this is my voice. This is my voice. No, it's not, I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that. Neither do you, because nobody actually talks like this. You choose to talk like this, and today I chose to talk like this. Pretty fucking annoying, isn't it?

Why are you so rude, man? Just stop doing that. I'm a culprits. This is my voice. No, it's not. It's an affectation that annoying teenagers and rich people use to sound like they don't give a shit. Except you work in a coffee shop, so I know you're not rich,

and you don't look like a teenager. Unless you're Eunice Kennedy Shriver, knock it off. So just because I talk like this means I don't give a shit? And what exactly am I supposed to not give a shit about? That's an excellent question to ask yourself in your actual voice. Excuse me. Some of us would like to order. Fuck everybody. You're a total dick, man!

There! There you go! Good. You're talking total dick, man. There. There you go. Good. You're talking. Wow. Okay. Is that Aubrey Plaza? No. Oh, it sounds like her. It does.

It's effectively like Curb Your Enthusiasm, where it's like a guy who's kind of constantly just getting into fights with people, and he's kind of a dick, but it's so freaking funny here's a tag sam louder milk is a recovering alcoholic and a substance abuse counselor with a bad attitude although he has his drinking under control louder milk discovers that when your life is a mess getting clean is the easy part so he's just's effectively, he like runs a 12-step program and he's just a total asshole and it's so

freaking funny. It's written by Peter Farley, so the Farley brothers did like Dumb and Dumber and, you know, something about Mary and, you know, Green Book, like done a million different things. But it's so funny and so dry and it's also got

Will Sasso who was in who was in Mad TV. Brian Regan, who's a really funny stand-up comedian. The whole thing's great. I feel like it's like a Schitt's Creek, where it's this popular show in Canada, and for some reason it's not down here yet. Where do you watch it? Prime. Okay.

It's great. Nice. But you might not like it because it's comedy. Oh, yeah. You great. Nice. But you might not like it because it's comedy. Oh, yeah. You know. Are you caught up on succession yet? No, not. So what are you doing with your life?

Working, traveling, reading, you know, riding horses. Nerd. Yeah. No, I am not caught up on successions. Sorry. The guy who plays Kendall was at the Met Gala last night. Okay, let's talk about the Met Gala.

I was hoping we could. I'm sorry, and I'm sure, like, was Miley there? No, she wasn't, actually. Good for her. I'm shocked she doesn't go, because she loves fashion so much. But here's the thing. It's not fashion. It's not. It's not.

It's not. And you know why I know it's not? Because Jared Leto wore a cat outfit. And he was my favorite. I'm sorry. That's the dumbest fucking thing in the world. I saw that. I was like, this is so stupid.

Like, this isn't fashion. This is a costume. Well, he was the only one in a costume, though. Yeah, remember when Katy Perry wore a fucking cheeseburger? Yeah, but there's usually one one person you know an outlier and i'm sorry it has to do something for shock value but it's not fashion because guess what you're not going to get tacos on a tuesday night in a cat outfit okay but you got to talk about everybody else that was dressed correctly what was the theme this year the theme was carl lagerfeld creative director or whatever i'm probably saying it wrong of chanel for years has his um then it

has his own line that he came out with more recently what frustrates me is that like we are also a part of this industry but it's a bunch of fucking celebrities thinking that they live in the capital and everyone else lives in the districts. It's the dumbest fucking outfits in the world. Do better. Just dress great. But you put on a cat outfit and you look like an idiot.

What about everybody else? I don't know about... Your girl Vanessa was there, Hudgens. And I saw and she looked great. She looked very, very good. Now see, most people looked great. There's just always a handful that either do what Jared Leto did and try to be a shock value thing.

Or there's a couple people that really try real hard to do it right but overshoot and do it really wrong. Okay, if I ever get – I'm going to make a promise to the wife tears out there and anybody listening. If I ever get invited to the Met Gala, this is what I want. Sarah might, but you won't.

Well, if she gets invited, then I might, she might get a plus one. Then you'll get to go. Shut up, okay? If I ever get invited to the Met Gala, I make this promise to you, all you wifeFTers.

I'm dressing up like Cesar Flickerman from the Hunger Games. Okay? I'm going to have that stupid hair, bad teeth. Honestly, that would probably get great reviews. Because from what I saw, everyone that dressed boring got horrible reviews because that's not what the Met Gala is. Don't show up in a simple black tux. That's not Met Gala. God, now I want to be invited. Yeah, see?

It looks kind of fun. It's like Halloween, but just like an elevated, chic version of Halloween. Do you think people are on drugs? There's probably some people on drugs. I feel like it would be fun to take mushrooms and go to the Met Gala. Oh, yeah. There's probably people people on drugs. Like, I feel like if I, if I, it would be fun to like take mushrooms and go to the Met Gala, but also might. Oh yeah, there's probably people on some mushrooms.

But it might be scary too, because you're like, Jared Leto's dressed like a cat right now. I don't know if this is real or not. And did you see Doja Cat? Was Doja Cat dressed like Jared Leto? She was dressed like a cat, but like a chic fashion cat.

She, and like, I guess Karl Lagerfeld had a cat, I guess. Like some famous iconic cat. I forget his name, And I guess Carl Lagerfeld had a cat, I guess, like some famous iconic cat. I forget its name. But I guess she was dressing after the cat, but she did it right. She looked shit.

Oh, she did the cat outfit good? Google it. Google it. She looks so cool. I'm sorry. It's so cool. No, it looks like someone from the fucking Hunger Games, dude. Exactly.

But it's sick as fuck. Like Jared Leto looks like he's got that. He's going to Halloween, like Halloween, whatever the fuck the Halloween pop-ups are. That's what Jared Leto is doing. And that's fine. He's Jared Leto. He can do whatever he wants. Doja did it correctly.

She did the Met Gala correctly. What are you talking? She looks like a cat. She looks awesome. I think the Met Gala correctly. What are you talking? She looks like a cat. She looks awesome. I think it's sick as hell. It looks like she did the facial reconstruction. Well, she bleached her eyebrows. Shaved her head.

Which is very unturned right now. Oh, so did Florence Pugh, who looked in-frick-incredible. Did she dress like a cat? No. Did everyone dress like a cat? Look at Florence. She looks sick as hell with a shaved head. It's very Natalie Portman.

Very cool. She looks like a 12-year-old boy. I'm sorry. I think she's stunning. But that haircut makes her look like a little boy. She looks great. That's all I know. Okay, so would you dress like a cat?

What would you dress if you went to the Met? No. Well, first of all, you would need to know the theme to know how to dress but i do think if i went to met gala i would play it safe because i'm not famous enough to not play it safe and get away with it like you have to be a fucking like miley to be able to like do something risky as hell and it and it worked for you you know what i mean but here's my question though like did it work for you, you know what I mean? But here's my question though,

did it work for Jared Leto? Or are people like, you look like an idiot? No, everyone loves Jared Leto. He can do whatever he wants. He has like a cult. Yeah, people love him. In fashion, people love Jared Leto. Yeah, okay.

He does what he wants. Oh, oh wait, you gotta look up one more. You're gonna love this one. Look up Lil Nas X. This one, see this for me was a little too risky. He's a snowflake. Or a barnacle. He really did the most.

I just I don't even. Oh, Bad Bunny looks great. I just don't even understand. What is the Met Gala? This is what you should do. Look up Bad Bunny. His fits great. If you were to go to Met Gala, this is what you should do. Look up Bad Bunny. His fit's great. If you were to go to Met Gala, this is a good, like... I'm doing Cesar Flickerman from The Hungry Men.

This is a good, like, he tried. He's on theme. It's a little out there, but still classy, and this is a good, I think this is a good Met Gala look for a guy. Look at the train of bullshit he has to carry around with him. That's the theme. That's the Carl. That's the Lagerfeld. That's what you gotta do.

It's sick. He looks great. But now look up Cesar Flickerman. Please. Just so you know what I'm talking about. Oh, oh, oh.

We also have to shout out Pedro Pascal. He's Pedro. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. Everybody loves him. He looked great. He wore fucking shorts

and it was amazing. Okay. I'll give Pedro and it was amazing. Okay. I'll give Pedro. That was the last one. But did you look up Cesar Flickerman? No, let me look. Look up Cesar Flickerman from Hunger Games and just know that this is what I'm gonna do. Cesar Flickerman? Oh yeah, I know who this is. Yeah.

I mean, eh. It's Stanley Tucci with a wig. And fake teeth. It's Stanley Tucci. Yeah, it's fine. With a wig. And fake teeth. It's fine. You can do better. No, it's going to be so fun. I'm going to do it every year that I go. No.

Every year, I'm just going to do season. And they're going to be like, you're not on theme. And I'm going to be like, this is theme. No. This is Caesar Flickerman. No. I'm broadcasting live from the Capitol. And that 77th Hunger Games is upon us.

Why are you obsessed with the Hunger Games exactly? Because when I watch the Met Gala shit, I'm like, they all look like they're in the Hunger Games. I feel like you talk about the Hunger Games like weekly at this point. Well, I like that movie. And I like that book. So it is what it is.

Speaking of the Hunger Games, I finished Outlast, that show on Netflix that I was telling you about last week where it's like survivalists teaming together. Speaking of The Hunger Games, I finished Outlast, that show on Netflix. I was telling you about last week where it's like survivalists teaming together. Okay. There's a team of three people led by this one woman named Jill. When I tell you that this is the most evil, terrible, messed up villains I've ever seen in reality TV. You know, I'm coming from a pretty real place of made a lot of bad reality TV shows. This woman, Jill, I swear to God, guys, is the

devil reincarnate. You need to watch this show and see how fucking terrible she is. And then she has like this little minion girl. Her name's like adrian or something i don't know who like is like a recovering heroin addict that like will do anything she says they go and they steal people's fucking sleeping bags they're in alaska people are freezing their ass off they steal people's sleeping bags they go and fuck up guys boat they are so motherfucking evil. If you think you've seen like bad reality TV villains, you ain't seen nothing yet. Go watch Outlast. This bitch Jill. Oh my God.

But also, it's a great show. You gotta go watch it. Okay. Jill. I know you don't like comedy. I watched John Mulaney's new stand-up, Baby J. Do you like John Mulaney at all? I don't know who that is.

Oh, my God. What we're doing here. He's a comic. He was a writer on SNL for a very long time. He's hosted SNL, I think, five or six times now. Oh, wow. He is now married and has a kid with Olivia Munn. Got it.

Anyways, he was good friends with Pete Davidson, and he had to go to rehab. So there was this intervention that was like Seth Meyers and Pete Davidson and like all the SNL guys came together and they're like, you need to go to rehab. So his whole entire standup is basically about the intervention, about rehab, and like coming out of it it's very very funny but it shows that like how kind of how big of an asshole he is i guess but i guess

that's the disease talking or whatnot but if you do like john mulaney know that it's not his normal comedy at all it's basically an hour special talking about this intervention and going to rehab. It's very, very dark. But it is very good. John Mulaney, Baby J. It's on Netflix. Got it. I started, they finally released the final episodes of Firefly Lane season two.

Ooh. I think it's season two. It's the last season, the last episodes that arefly Lane season two. Ooh. I think it's season two. It's the last season, the last episodes that are ever going to happen. They came out last week, so I started the first one last night. We love that show. Super great.

Loving it. Still watching The Diplomat. Almost done with that. Did you ever start that show? No. I think you might like that show. Are we done? We have anything else?

I don't know. Do we have any like voicemails this week or like fuck you very muches? Let's do some fuck you very much is? Let's do some fuck you very much is. This is from Miss Jacinda. Five stars. Thanks for that.

Subject line, F you very much succession edition. I am a day one listener. Thanks for that. I love the show, but for real, where are the succession recaps? I'm a mom of two and I commute 40 miles one way for work. And I've been keeping up so I can hear the recaps. Then I listen and nothing, not a thing. This is the first and obviously last season I'm watching in real time.

So I'm going to need y'all to do your job and keep up. But honestly, y'all are great. Just give me succession updates and PS love the golf talk. I'm not a golfer. talk i'm not a golfer my husband's not a golfer but for some reason i have put buying golf clubs on my shopping list and attending the masters on my bucket list five stars okay i'll give you a quick succession update this whole thing with rome he blows up at um scars guard he fucking loses it and he's like you can say that this is a

negotiation tactic or whatever but fuck you fuck you we're never gonna sell it wasn't a negotiation tactic but it worked and they got a crazy good price for everything and i think it's the reason why that he is going to end up being the leader of all of it. Because right now it's Kendall and Rome together. And I think that Rome is really going to be the guy at the end. You've been saying that. I know. Yeah.

This one from Kenley81. Five stars. Thanks for that. F you very much, subject line. First of all, love the show. What I don't love is how Wells gives us a two-minute update and then says the exact same thing to Brandy right after.

Love the updates from Wells, but once is enough. Love y'all. Does she mean like before I call in? Maybe. Well, because I want to talk to the YFTers first. No. Where's my feelings? Captain 1979.

Five stars. Thanks for that. Subject line officially canceling. Brandy. Oh, my goodness. No more voicemails. The audio is trash, and I can only understand every other word. Plus, if I want other people's opinions beside the two of you, I'll turn on frickin' TikTok.

K, bye. Thanks. I mean. other people's opinions beside the two of you, I'll turn on the, I'll turn on fricking Tik TOK. K bye. Thanks. I mean, why am I canceled though? I don't know. Huh? I don't. Yeah.

Captain 1979. Why is she canceled? Interesting. Maybe, maybe that was just the, um, the clickbait, you know?

All right. This was from Ari Riri. Five stars. Thanks for that subject line. I object. I object with any negative review ever written on this pod. Brandy and Wells are podcast gold. Thank you very much.

That million dollar idea on last week's pod was chef's kiss. Better backstory for Brandy on the million dollar idea show. She doesn't gift the bride and groom and there is, oh, that's because you didn't give me a gift for my wedding. I would watch a hundred percent. Also bring back the funny reviews. I live for those. Love you both. Oh yeah I forgot about those.

Oh speaking of I've got one. Oh great. How convenient. I know. This is the greatest Amazon review I've ever seen. Wow. Five stars from Corey H. Subject line order them now. It's a picture of a woman in purple spandex pants clinging to the side of a mountain. Okay. Okay. Can I just say that I'll be reordering them in every color. Here's me rolling and sliding down a mountain

because I was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip, not even a little bit. And I got stuck on the rocks and trees because of the fabric. Five stars. Order them now. Here's a picture of the woman. That is a pretty good review. Wow.

Yeah. So this is funny. Okay, this is from Ouch My Bones. Five stars stars thanks for that subject line speak now episode so speak now was the idea we had for a reality show right it says do y'all taylor swift haters even realize that speak now is the name of her third album she has a whole song about your show idea. I would genuinely like to hear from Brandy why she dislikes her so much. Did Taylor and Miley have bad blood at some point?

I don't understand. I'm trying to call my show one of her song names, but I hate her. It sounds like the opposite to me. Also, Taylor has a song about someone standing up at a wedding? I've never heard that song, so I don't know. What?

Does she? Is that what that song's about? Did we steal Taylor Swift's idea? Can you play it? Truly, I've never heard that song. Okay, let's play it. We got to do it. Okay.

Let's go out on it. How about that? Oh, God. No, she'll sue us for sure. But I'm not. Okay, maybe so. You can't do that. That's for sure.

But I'm not. Okay, maybe so. You can't do that. I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion. But you. Okay, it totally is the exact idea that we had. So she's saying she wouldn't do it. I'm not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion but you're not the kind of boy who should be marrying the wrong girl

i sneak in and see your friends and her snotty little family all dressed in pastel and she's yelling at a bridesmaid somewhere back inside inside a room okay, so it's basically, it's our show idea. But it's not. You know, it's just a very, like everyone writes songs about that. My dad has a song called Could Have Been Me that's about being at a wedding and you want to stand up and say something.

Like everyone writes songs about that. Okay, so we're stealing it from your dad. Yeah, which is way better. Okay, let's go out on that one. What do you got coming up? Big week, got a photo shoot this week, got a gig. Oh, at the Bobby Hotel, if you're in Nashville. You guys will love this taylor swift is also in town this weekend so if any swifties don't absolutely hate me and want to come to the bobby hotel i'm playing with betty

who on friday and um kicking off their rooftop uh summer long series called backyard sessions yeah that's what i got this week um i don't know if I have anything going on. That sounds right. I'm going to a wedding next week. Yeah? I love going to weddings. Not for the speak now part, but I

would love that. I don't want this in this particular wedding because I'd love the person to be married. But I love going to weddings now that I've had one and just indulging overboard drinking and eating because I'm going to get that money back some way or another. I'm going to get back to even. Great.

So that's about it. I got nothing going on. Yeah. All right. Cool. Yeah. All right. Well,

why have tears? We love you. If you want to go do a fuck you very much on the on the podcast reviews we'll read them and

maybe we'll do some voicemails next week I don't know we were getting some hate for it yeah I know sorry this was a chaotic episode

but George Lopez got me drunk on tequila so what can you do? See you next week? See you next week. Okay, bye.

Bye. Bye. Like I know it's a song, but do you think your mom was like, what the fuck is this song about? I don't think he wrote that one to tell you. Oh, really? I think somebody else wrote that. Oh, that's good. Could be wrong.

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