Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Wild Wild West Wells

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

Today on YFT, Wells is updating us on his Worst Cooks in America trophy, Brandi is wearing her favorite item of Fall clothing (turtleneck vibes), and both hosts continue to be blown away by what we’re seeing on Clare’s very short season of The Bachelorette! We start off the episode by learning why Wells might be moving to Big Sky Country with Brandi but before that happens, Wells (and the chicks of The Bachelor franchise) need to figure out how to appropriately rock a Western hat Cyrus-style. We also learn something strange about Brandi’s sleep habits, Wells’ theory on car washes, and the pros and cons – mostly cons TBH – of bringing human life to this planet. As always, the co-hosts are asking important questions that we’d love to hear your answers to like, is it weird to smell your crush’s pants? And, what would you do if Chris Harrison broke up with you? All this and more!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: COVE– Go to WithCove.com/yft for 50% off your first month of medication and free two-day shipping. BOOZY BITES– To order your own box, or to send some of these boozy treats to a friend, head to boozybites.com and enter the code FAVORITE at checkout for 15% off your order. SHIPSTATION– Try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you go to ShipStation.com, click on the mic at the top of the homepage, and use offer code YFT.  

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Watched The Bachelor last night. That shit was a blast. Gonna call up Brandi Cyrus now. Because we gotta talk about how freaking bonkers this season is.

Because I will podcast with you. Where the heck are you? I am at my mom's house. Oh, that's cute. Are you COVID free or what's the deal, would you say? I just went to the infectious disease doctor. Ew. I know.

If you're going to get the test, you go to the source, man. Yeah, it sounds like you're going to get a disease going to the disease doctor. That's what they do there is they find out if you got the roan. So anyway. Well, what's the verdict? You got the roan or what? I'm waiting for them to call me back. I feel fine.

My blood oxygen level was high. That means good. Yeah, it doesn't mean good. It was at 97. I think 100 is the best. I think I got 100. When I went to the dentist, they tested my oxygen levels and they said mine were hundo. I mean, it's not a competition, but you know.

It is, though, when you're winning, you know? I mean, yeah, you are winning. Yeah, no, so I'm just hanging out at my mom's hanging out at mom's house it's so funny like i've been like looking around you when you go home you go in like your old room and you just find the weirdest shit no because the minute i moved out of my parents house they renovated that room and something else yeah i turned into the gym or something like that yeah exactly i mean like like my my diploma is on the wall over here wow your parents must be obsessed with you the fact that some accredited institution deemed it worthy to give that to me is ridiculous ridiculous this room's so funny though and also

so my mom went to usc right and so she was there when oj simpson was there and she has a signed oj simpson poster in this room still up on the wall? Yeah, it's right there. Wow. And it's like, well, allegedly killed some people. Allegedly? Allegedly. He did it. I mean, I think so. And it's in my room.

It's super creepy. Right? Is it creepy or is it interesting? Both? I guess. I don't know, man. How are you living? Good.

It's cold over here. I'm wearing a turtleneck, which is one of my favorite articles of clothing. They're just so cozy. Drinking some coffee. Wow. We got that fall vibe happening over here. How do you sleep at night? in over here how do you sleep at night not because like not because like you're like oj simpson like a murderer because you are just like hopped up on coffee beans all day i sleep great i don't dream i barely wake up um i don't dream what are you a robot? I don't have any dreams. I don't. I don't have dreams. I don't wake up in

the middle of the night. I don't ever have to pee in the middle of the night. I just sleep through. But you should have dreams. That's REM sleep, which is the important type of sleep. I don't. You don't got that REM? type of sleep? I don't. You don't got that REM? No. I think I go so deep that I just don't even remember the dreams. Well, you got that Apple Watch. You should

download the sleep tracker and see when you're going into REM sleep because... Do I have to wear it all night? Yeah. I can't do that. Just do it a couple nights. Just check it out. Sounds miserable. Having a watch on your wrist? During sleep? Yeah. What do you know? You don't even dream during sleep you don't even know it's on oh i know i sleep great i mean most nights like first thing in the morning right i rise always like how to sleep yeah to sweetie

asks and i'm like great you and he's like oh you know our anniversary was a couple days back i went on worst cooks in america celebrity edition and i never no way i did yeah and i won what and do you remember i complained about how they didn't give me like a golden spatula for winning the fucking thing yes so for our anniversary she definitely made me a trophy. That's adorable. Wait, were you even able to be together on your anniversary? Yeah, it was the day before I left. Oh, got it. She also, give me a ding right now.

Where's your bell? I'm still traveling. I don't have it. I guess I can get my iPad, whatever. She also got me some Pendleton attire. Oh, love. And I got to say, man, I'm moving to Yellowstone with you. All right?

I'm Pendleton ready. I look like the Big Lebowski everywhere I go. It's good stuff. Love it. So we're moving out of the East Nashville hipster wells into the woodsy, adventurous, wild, wild west wells. I like it. Yeah.

It's just more sophisticated wells. I found a cool hat in the closet here. I'm going to be wearing that. We talking western style? We talking fedora? What are we talking? Let me get it. It looks like something you would definitely have.

Hmm. It looks a little... Is it a little big on me? A little something. I just don't... No, no, no. don't know no okay okay okay okay okay whatever you did just there we have to talk about this for a minute how do you wear hats okay psa girls if you're gonna wear a hat a boho hat western hat one of these hats is fedora wide

brim any of those you cannot wear it on the back of your head like that showing your forehead and hairline that's not the way it works. Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of Bachelor chicks that all wear the same hat and the same boots and they use the same filter. Yeah. And they go to the same, like, revolve party. Oh, there's a revolve party happening right now

at Under Canvas Grand Canyon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Do they not know I know i'm the under canvas queen yeah why didn't they invite you dude because i wasn't on the freaking bachelor that's why yeah it was it's a i saw a man stands out there i think um i think hannah is is there a hannah there no who's the one that there's got to be a hannah there it's. Simple laws of mathematics prove that there has to be a Hannah somewhere in your shot here. Hannah there. Speaking of The Bachelor, we need to talk about it.

Yeah. Did you think it was as bad as my text led you to believe, or did I overreact? Yeah, so let me just read what Brandy wrote to me. I've never seen a bachelorette look so bad. This is horrendous. Threw a lull in there at the end.

Okay, that was a harsh statement. Now that I hear it back. You walking that back a little bit? I don't know, maybe. Should we start the show? We gotta start it. Is it me or you? Maybe you and me.

Go for it. Bros and hoes, you are listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy, NPR edition. Just trying to mix it up here. Yeah, but it up here. Yeah.

But it sounded like NPR. I was waiting for you to be like, the Kurds this week invaded Kostakistan in a tribal retribute. Aid is coming by the way of ships and boats. Should be there next week. Peace processes will begin shortly. At the ding, it's 9 a.m.

You're listening to the VBC. NPR. Something like that. That's what that always sounds like to me. I've never listened to NPR. You haven't? No. Oh, dude, give me a ding.

They got some great stuff over there. Or just like PBS in general. Have you ever listened to Radiolab? No. You would love Radiolab. Radiolab's on NPR. And then also This American Life. Have you ever listened to that? No? No. You would love Radiolab. Radiolab's on NPR. And then also This American Life. Have you ever listened to that?

No. This American Life was like the beginning. Well, it's a radio show, but it was like the first podcast that was ever popular. And it's phenomenal. So not to get people away from our podcast, but Radiolab and This American Life are two great things on NPR.

Okay, we got to get into The Bachelor. There's a lot. I watched it last night with my mom. We should get my mom up here. My mom was heated. Has she watched the whole season? Yes. She's up to date?

Yeah. Okay, my mom might as well send that text that you sent. She is so not about what's happening right now. Okay, so is she not about the way Claire is behaving or is she not about the way the men are behaving? Oh, my mom is not a Claire fan. I got to say it.

Bring her in. Not about it. The problem is that my mom has three boys. So I think she sides with the guys because she's like she's being mean to those boys like that that sounds like my mom yeah she prefers the boys like way over me miley and noah okay so let's just get into it when you sent me the text as like this is this bad lol what specifically was the thing that got it for you well Well, God, there's just so much. I've been feeling like there's some things

Claire says that I don't love. Listen, I'm all about like, yes, your man should treat you like a queen. And yes, like women deserve to be treated great. Like I get that, but I just feel like- As Rye brings over like a cooked turkey and like another pot of coffee for you. Okay, but you know what? I don't ask for those things.

And I don't have to like announce to the world that I want to be treated that way. It just happens. It's great. Okay. Yeah. Well, okay. So I've just not been pumped on the season thus far. Yeah.

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So he sits her down and he starts talking. I'm vibing with what he's saying for like the first five or six sentences, you know? The first time around, it's fine. Yeah, first five five sentences i'm like dog yeah like you got a daughter if she's watching this you don't be stripping down naked that's valid okay and i feel like claire is is kind of you know usually she's real quick to bite back but she's kind of letting him talk she's not really saying i see your point of view but i think she's seeing you know i think she's like kind of giving him the floor and kind of

giving him a little bit there but then like he makes a mistake of not just stopping yeah there he just keeps because it goes too far like he just keeps going and i'm just like no just don't do that because like you're doing all you were doing all right now you're just really digging yourself a hole here and he obviously takes this way too far and i'm mad at him because he was actually saying valid things until he got carried away. You just needed to say it one time. One time. And then you're done.

And then be like, peace. But then, he was like, you would never be the mother of my daughters. You're the oldest. Once you brought in

the, you're the oldest bachelorette. All credibility. Gone. For your boy Yosef outorette. All credibility. Gone. For your boy Yosef out the window. I know. Why do you have to go and do that? Because he's a fucking idiot.

All right? Like, I'm sorry. That guy's an idiot. So that happens. That happens. Very entertaining. Loved it. It was good.

It was finally there's like a villain. Yeah. But the weird thing is you're like, I don't know who the villain is here. Is it the lady that made the guys strip naked and show their nutsack? Or is it the guy with the daughter? Yeah. Who's the bad one here?

Obviously, she freaks out. Every guy I'm sure is like, I want to go console her. But only one person goes and consoles her, and it's Dale. Yeah, of course i got the vibe that a producer or somebody like went to go get him because it seemed like she was claire was really freaking out yeah and it almost seemed like they knew like he was the only one that was going to calm her down yeah and it almost seemed like they went and got him and were like dude you got to go talk to her like she's spiraling but it could have been any of those guys and i think that that's what kind of bugged me about it was like no one no one is ever even getting a shot at being another

knight in shining armor you know so then she comes back and she cancels the rest of the cocktail party or whatever which i'm just like i mean clearly she's made up her mind about everything and so it's like all right she did once. We could have let that go once. Right. Same thing. Like with Yosef, it would have been okay. One time. Here's the funny thing.

She cancels that cocktail party, goes straight to Rose. And there's a bunch of guys who are like bummed out. Cause they're not having any time with her. And my mom and I were like, I have never seen like four of these dudes. Like who is that guy? Who is that guy?

The guy with a bunch of tattoos. That guy's a guy. I didn't even know that guy was a guy. But that guy's a guy. Here, okay. Here we go. Also, that one guy is so Italian. The most Italian guy I've ever seen in my entire life.

Right? What's his name? I don't know. His eyebrows are way too far apart. He went way overboard in the plucking before the season. You know who I'm talking about. He's got such broad shoulders. He never wears a button down. It's always like a t-shirt

underneath the biggest fucking suit jacket you've ever seen in your entire life. The guy is Mario from Super Mario Brothers. He doesn't stick out to me. You don't even know who I'm talking about. Everyone out there that watches the show is like, oh, I know exactly who you're talking about. The guy with the eyebrows that are way too far apart. Huh. I need to Google. Yeah.

Rose ceremony ends and then the next day they're supposed to go do a date. It's a day date. The guy with the eyebrows that are way too far apart. Huh. I need to Google. Yeah. Rose ceremony ends. And then the next day they're supposed to go do a date. It's a day date. Oh yeah. The one where she makes them wait all freaking day. Then cancels it. Uh huh. And it's like,

I just want to have a cocktail party. And then, so we're like, okay, like you canceled the cocktail party last night and now you're canceling the day date today. And then you're having like this cocktail party. And then, day and then you're having like this cocktail party and then chip and dale first and he's like he does the thing where he's like i know we all said that like we want equal time but my time's more important so i'm gonna take her first great group hug which is awkward as hell and all those

dudes were like are you joking right now they all, they all hate it. And they're like, the thing about a group hug is that only Dale and then whoever is also next to her gets to hug her. And everyone else is hugging dudes, which is like, cool. That was super awkward. And they just go to Pound Town. They go to the El Presidente suite. She goes, oh,

my suite. Here we go. Then they show the clip of her talking to the producer saying, can we just hurry the rest of this up? Yeah. That looks bad. Then the one guy goes and interrupts them making out. And they're giggling like stoned little school children. I know.

They took a huge rip of nitrous. They're like. It's so awkward. So awkward. And then Dale sneaks in again like I think someone gave him an edible that night. He was just like He did seem weird. Yeah. He seemed like real goofy and he's like oh I got lost

and here I am. I found myself naked in your bed all of a sudden. Why did this happen? I slipped and my dick fell inside of you. Ew. I'll take it too far. I took it too far. I'm sorry.

And then are you kidding me that she gives the group date rose to Dale? Of course. What does she think is going to happen? Does she really think that's going to happen and no one's going to say anything? There's going to be no repercussions with the other dudes that she's giving dale the group rose yeah and she's been around this franchise long enough to know that she's creating the villain yes i don't think he's a bad guy i also don't think she's a bad a bad woman she's just not playing the game there's a formula to it there's a format and she's just not playing the game

totally not i guess good for you for like, you know what you want and you went, you went for it. But my thing is like, this is the only time where like, this is totally socially acceptable in our society. Yeah. Like you get to date like 30 people and like no one judges you for it. We're actually judging you because you're not doing it right now, which is a very weird thing, but it's true. The next thing, the one-on-one, the awkward one-on-one with the dude she sends home. I think the next thing is a bachelor from like 1987 comes in a bachelor oh yeah someone no one knows back when the bachelorette was in like black and white this is when she was there they're sitting there talking and she's basically like i found my guy and so the girl's like that's exactly how i was when i found my guy which is a cute scene the

thing that grossed me out about it she was like i have dale's pants and i sniff them when he's gone super weird first of all dale why did you give her your pants of all the things because that's you know like sometimes you know you fart in your pants you know sometimes you get some bacon strips in your pants like that is the weirdest thing. It was super weird. I don't know how vaginas work, really, but when guys pee, you get a little bit of pee in there. Ew! You do.

That's just what happens. She's over there just like... And the other bachelorette smelled it, too. I was like, what the fuck is happening over here? Why is everyone sniffing pants? I don't know. It's weird. Then it's the one-on-one which

i'm sorry i think is the saddest thing that i've seen on the bachelor in a very long time the absolute saddest i know i'm jumping the gun here the fact that she didn't even have the balls to go to that dinner and break up with him herself i think is insane first of all you know that was like probably like at three in the morning and someone woke chris up and he was like uh what and they're like hey so um claire wants you to want you to go break up with someone he was like claire wants me to what uh claire wants you to break up with somebody you're telling me at 3 30 in the fucking morning she wants me to walk over there and break up with this guy and i'm like like, how could you? Why? What was the reason for her to not be able to do that? Obviously triggered her like the way he touched her, I guess.

He seems like the sweetest dork I've ever seen in my life. He doesn't seem threatening to me. And I don't know. But it was just. I think she just didn't want to kiss him. First of all, can we just rewind real quick? The mani-pedi thing where he was getting so nervous was so funny hilarious i love this guy like he's just not like getting his feet touched you could tell that but

he's like i'll do anything like if you ask me like jump like go bungee jumping i'll go do that never done that and it's like oh my god this guy's sweet you know i know the whole thing was so sad and so awkward and so like when you asked me in the beginning of this of our episode here like what for me was like made me send you that text yeah that was the first thing when she sent chris to break up with him and didn't have the balls to go and have that conversation herself i was like okay this is like my big strike with her listen i get it i don't know the extent of like the abuse or whatever of her last relationship and it was obviously very triggering so i am sympathetic to that but it almost got to the point where i would have probably pulled her into control and played it back and been like because we all see what happens and it doesn't seem aggressive it seems like he's embarrassed and he's like whoa i wanted

to kiss you like and and so he's like trying to stop it, trying to stop the thing, and then she gets so awkward, and he just doesn't know what to do. Someone should have been like, let's just go watch it. So you know what you're dumping him for, really. She obviously was very triggered and was like, get him out of here. And the poor guy would come up to me like, it's just a misunderstanding. I thought that I didn't know that she wanted me to come forward. It was just like the saddest puppy dog thing.

I know. Yikes. That was like the first big thing where I was like, okay. I've never seen Chris be the one to come to a dinner date and break up with somebody. That's just insane. Imagine being the guy that got dumped by Chris Harrison. Yeah. That's a pretty good resume builder right there.

So the roast happens. Your boy Bennett. The shining star of the roast. My boy Bennett comes through, killing it. I'm telling you, Bennett. Bennett for Bachelor. This is what I want now. I want Bennett for The Bachelor.

I want yachts, and we're going to Nantucket for Fantasy Suites. This is what I need. I think Bennett, he knows he's a caricature of himself. I think Bennett's smart. What? Harvard. Yeah, that's right. I went to Harvard.

That makes sense. Duh. But everyone went in. And so she gets kind of so upset that everyone goes after Dale. Claire, you know what a roast is. There's the man of the hour that everyone roasts. Well, who's it going to be? Of course it's going to be Dale.

Who else is going to roast? They can't roast you because they want roses. They can roast Chris, but whatever. Of course they're going to roast Dale. He's the main guy. But my boy Bennett coming in with like, when do you think that Claire's going to realize? You don't give a shit about her. was like jesus christ dude cutthroat

my favorite dig at dale i don't know who said it maybe it was bennett i don't know he had so many jokes i can't keep up my favorite one was the whoever said um what's one thing you don't know about dale nothing because he doesn't stop talking the roast was what you know fine it was like whatever i felt like dale like sat there and took it all really well and everything well and he knew he's gonna take it because he also said the thing before which was i'm the best suited for her i was the best suited to go like comfort her then which everyone was like fuck you bro i mean that's why it happened he knew it he even like even afterwards he was like i took my licks you know i know i get it but she

okay so this was strike two for me yeah okay and it only took two strikes honestly for me to send that text for her to in every single one of those conversations for her to only ask about people hold on a second hello this is michael from dr Dr. S***'s office. Hey, Michael. How we doing? You're negative. Yay! All right, thanks, Michael. You're welcome. All right, bye-bye.

All right, so I'm COVID-free. Nice. Nice. Okay, sorry, go back. So she's sitting here in this freaking cocktail party after this roast date. All she does is ask these guys about Dale. I know. After several of them stand up and say,

Hey, I don't want to talk about him i want to focus on you and i because that's what you do on this show yeah i've never seen it backwards like this when i went on the show my sister was like the number one thing you don't ever do is talk about another guy to the bachelorette don't do it yeah exactly that's the kiss of death you're gonna go home kiss the. She's over there doing the exact opposite. She's asking all the dudes about everybody else. It's crazy. Does she not think they're all going to go back and sit there together and tell each other

that that's all she asked about? She did not think that one through. I mean, maybe she was like, is there some red flags that I don't know about in terms of Dale? But that's not what she said. No, I know. She was defending her man. was bad you can't have a man this early in and if you do you can't say it yeah play a cool lady you gotta like listen the past like six or seven bachelorettes knew night one their first impression rose went to the guy they picked in the very end

girls just know they have a gut feeling night one who it's gonna be and nobody else has handled it this way yeah this is the thing that bums me out about this season because she only cares about one person it means that yeah it means that we only care about one person i don't know anybody's name i know bennett and i know dale that is it all right there's another guy that's got a big tattoo on his chest. I don't know his name. He's got cool hair, kinda. He's the best. He's like, does anybody else think that she doesn't fucking like

us? And everyone's like, no, no, no. I think she's still into us. And he's like, I don't know guys. I'm pretty sure she's not into it. And Bennett's like, no, I'm pretty sure that there's a possibility. He's like, I don't think so. Well, the other guy that's boiling is the one that had the one-on-one last week,

the one that you said was really boring or something. Yeah, I know. He's losing it. I'm now on that guy's team. I don't know his name. Is it Jordan? Is it Mike? Is it Ryan R?

I don't know. I just know he's also an ex-football player. That's all I know. Everyone's a football player. Yeah, everyone's a football player. You're not letting it on the show if you're not a football player now. He's starting to lose it. He's like like i don't normally get mad i'm not normally

like this sure you're not i'm normally manipulative i'm not usually angry the episode kind of ends with chris being like know, this doesn't end well for anybody. Like, you got to stop. And then it was finally then when she realized and she said the thing of like, I've been waiting for this for so long. You played it this way. You can't keep doing this season if you don't like anybody.

You know, she took that one, that guy on the one-on-one date and then had Chris break up with them. Then they go to like the big group chat with the guys and Dale's smug being like, I knew that that wasn't going to work. And it's like, of course you did. Because at some point when you guys were in pound town at El Presidente suite, she was like, I'm picking you, bro.

And everyone else is going home. And I'm sure he was like, of course he's going home. Everyone's going home except for me. And then it ends with the sexay slow-mo of Tayshia getting out of the pool. Yeah. I know. I thought that was pretty racy for ABC. Paradise is on ABC?

That's like everyone's intro in Paradise. Yeah. I don't know. It seemed sex-ay. Well, she's an attractive lady. Paradise with all of its black boxes just doesn't scream sexy to me. Yeah. Do you have been complaining that the season is boring. This past episode wasn't boring.

It was the first time this season that I haven't, like, scrolled on my phone the whole time. Yeah. The thing that my mom kept saying when we were watching it is that she was like, I feel bad for these guys. Me too. Like, they're kind of getting a raw deal. They are.

The thing is, is that Claire gets to have the defense of like hey love is love and this is how i feel and like totally i can't you can't knock her for that and i kind of applaud her for it when she gets upset about the show kind of crumbling around her it's like well what did you expect what do you think was going to happen here i don't think she thought it through i think strike three for you is going to be because they keep on teasing it where she's like i'm not going to apologize for love to all the guys and i think that that's going to be a bad moment for her you have to be empathetic claire you have to realize that yes of course you put your life on hold and this is your love story but it's also theirs and they also put their life on hold and

you know you got to walk a mile in their shoes and it's going to be a bad look well can't wait to see taisha come in me too mainly because i'm going to be on one of them episodes so oh yeah that's exciting i i'm curious to see like what guys stick around what new guys come in if they do i just like i can't wait to see like what they end up where they go from here where they pivot from here yeah it'll be interesting to see if the guys are like start comparing the two because i mean i obviously i know taisha i do not know claire but like taisha is very warm very loving she's not going to be like laser focused on one guy i could just i that's not a dig on her but it's like she's going to be the bachelorette you know i'm excited for it but listen claire's not done yet yes we got a

teaser of taisha getting out of a pool, but I'm telling you. You think we got another full episode of Claire? I think we got three-fourths of an episode. Okay. As long as Tayshia

takes over at the end of this next episode, I'm good. Here's the thing. Like, we can complain about this all we want. I kind of love Claire

being the Bachelorette because it's, this season is crazy. Like, we're all like, you're breaking all the rules, lady. And I love it. I love it, Claire. Like, we're all like, you're breaking all the rules, lady. And I love it.

I love it, Claire. Ben for Bachelor. All right, is that enough Bachelorette talk for today? I think it's plenty. I think we did a lot. Plenty Bachelorette. To all our YFTers that don't watch this show, I apologize. I'm so sorry.

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What? So I was scrolling through HBO. because i'm like hbo like they usually come through with the fire and i haven't had any fire lately from hbo so there's got to be something i'm missing here and i'm scrolling through and i see a series with jude law love jude law by the way um so he is the star of this show and so i clicked on it and it looks very like psychological thrillery okay which is my favorite kind of show and um and so i i was like i wanted to do some research before i started and it's interesting because it's a limited series so it's only like five or six episodes and the way that they explain it online once i it, I'll let you guys know if this is the case,

but it says that one of the episodes was like aired live, like a live 12 hour event or something. And like HBO was like experimenting with like a live episode. I don't know. I haven't gotten that far yet. And that's really interesting to me. So I guess there's an initially like a three episode summer section, I guess like each, they do it in like seasons of literal like spring, summer, fall is how they air these. Jude Law is the character and it kind of opens up with, he has a kid that was murdered. So it opens up a scene of he's in the woods and he's taking one of the kid's clothing items and like letting it go in the river where the kid was found. So he's got this like dark past or whatever with his kid dying. He's in the

woods and he sees a girl in the woods who's trying to kill herself basically. I'm not going to give away like how or whatever, but that's how the whole thing opens up. And so he goes to take her home and her home is on this island. And I'm assuming this is set in the UK because everyone's British, but it's so cool because it's an island that you can only get to by a causeway, which is basically a road in the ocean that's only open for like an hour a day because when the tide comes up, it covers the road and you can't come and go. So, of course, like he takes her home and she's like, you better turn around and leave or the causeway is going to close and you can't go home.

And he ends up staying and finds out that he's on this island that's like a complete cult, basically, for lack of better explaining. Love a cult series. Love a cult anything. Who doesn't love a cult? Fascinated by a cult. Except for people that are in the cult, but okay. Except for people that are in the cult.

I've only watched two episodes, but it's so interesting because you really like dive into the specific characters and it's clearly like you learn really like dive into the specific characters. And it's clearly like you learn a little bit about the cult. But then they also have like flashes of like dead animals and buckets of blood and Jude Law having hallucinations. And you can't tell if he's dreaming or not or if it's memories or what's going on. But Rye and I both are like we don't really exactly know what's going on, but we really like it. Okay.

The tagline is, a man and a woman make separate journeys to a mysterious island off the British coast. That's kind of vague, but okay. Jude Law's character is named Sam or whatnot. So he meets this woman on the island, of course. And there's zero self-perception. He can't make phone calls off of the island. And it opens up with some weird thing of him saying like someone stole a bunch of money from him and he's got to get back to like deal with that but then like you never hear about it again by the end of the second

episode so you're just like did that even matter so there's some weird holes in the narrative there i don't know if that's going to come back around okay i'm down i'm to get in on that. I watched an okay sci-fi movie thriller on the airplane. Just okay? I loved it, but I also understand if this makes any sense. I really liked it, but I also get why it's got kind of a shitty Rotten Tomatoes score. If that makes any sense. It's Kristen Stewart is the lead. Oh, okay.

It's called Underwater. A crew of oceanic researchers working for a deep sea drilling company try to get to safety after a mysterious earthquake devastates their deep water research and drilling facility located at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. I've seen the preview for this. Yeah. So like they're six miles under the sea. There's like eight tons of pressure per square inch on like this research facility at the bottom of the ocean. And it basically opens with like a crazy explosion

and like shit is just going bad. And then it's just her and a bunch of other people trying to stay alive. I will say TJ Miller is in it, who's really funny. So just like them trying to figure out how to stay alive and you know, there's, just gonna go ahead and say, the earthquakes, more like monster. More like Godzilla.

Something like that. Oh really? Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Like there's some crazy deep sea monsters and they're drilling like down into the air so you're like, are Oh, really? Yeah, it's kind of crazy. There's some crazy deep sea monsters, and they're drilling down into the air, so you're like, are these hell dogs? It's not the Godfather. It's like Citizen Kane.

But it's pretty good. Okay. You know? Yeah. I didn't hate it. All right. I have a favorite quote that I want to do. Give me a ding.

Or I guess it's more of a favorite quote that i want to do give me a ding or i guess more it's like more of like a favorite question so i was i think i was on tiktok or something or it was someone i don't know scrolling through something and it was like someone giving a talk about like growing up and what their father did every single day when they got home from school like at the dinner table got me thinking it was like this is something that i want to do with my kids i really really like it so every day the father would ask the kids did you fail today not asking like as if failure was bad but as if failure was a positive thing which is a really hard thing to wrap your brain around but successful people are successful because they fail and fail and fail but are are able to continue going, you know? And so the father was like turning on his head and being like,

did you fail today? And they'd be like, yes, I was really bad at baseball. And so then the message they learned from it was like, tomorrow I'm going to be better, you know? I thought that was a really interesting thought. If I ever do have kids, I want to remember to do that. Love it. Maybe don't rush on the whole kid thing because I just watched the David Attenborough,

A Life on Our Planet documentary. Oh yeah. Are we going to die soon? The planet's on our way out. So if you have kids by the year 20, like 60 or 80 or something like that, like the world's just going to go to shit. Rye and I decided we definitely don't want to bring human life into this world to have to shit. Rye and I decided we definitely don't want to bring human life into this world to have to live through that because it is looking bleak. You love this movie because you don't want kids anyways. This just gives you a reason to not have the kid.

Don't divert from what I'm trying to say here. If you guys have ever watched like Our Planet or any of the David Attenborough narrated shows and you like that stuff, this is cool because I don't think I really realized like how, yeah, he like narrates all these nature series. But like in his lifetime, he has really gone to some insane places and seen some insane things and just been so hands on with nature. And it's pretty fascinating just to kind of see clips of him you know as a young man traveling and doing this stuff and basically he just says that like in his lifetime the decrease in nature and the wilderness and the increase of population of humans is just like so extravagant it really puts into perspective how bad the earth is right now because of humans

and that if we don't do something about it it's going to end very badly and it's cool because like for somebody that really needs like stats and facts and stuff like that they show you they say like hey in 2030 this is what's happening and this is how many people are on the planet and this is how little wilderness is left and this is how much carbons in the atmosphere and blah blah blah and in 2040 and 2050 and then 26 and they show you like if it keeps going at this rate what's gonna happen i just think it's very eye-opening i think everyone needs to watch it climate change is real that's all i have to say colorado's on fire it's really sad you should definitely watch a life on our planet sorry to be a downer but how did you fail today well i killed the earth all right it's

not funny we're gonna die off and then the earth is just gonna heal itself and go back to normal and then dolphins are gonna rule that would be cool watch it and take from it what you will that's all i'm gonna say okay am i the only person that thinks that their car drives better after they get a car wash no that's fair like i think nothing i think my, ooh, I look good now. Let's go. Drive a little faster. The car had a vibe. The car had a vibe, dude.

Also, give me a ding for car wash stores. I love the shit in car washes, all right? I do. I love it. I don't know why. It's just like... What do you get?

It's like USB adapters and a bunch of armor all wipes and uh like new floor mats and then they always have the most fire greeting cards for some reason why are car washes the mecca for greeting cards i do not know but i'm telling you man i go in there that's where i get all my greeting cards you just you got to stock up. Pro tip, everyone out there. I think we've talked about this before. You need to have at least five birthday cards, five anniversary cards, five get well cards, five just like cutesy because you're fucking awesome cards, five just like whatever cards. And you need to have a little filing cabinet

somewhere in your house because you never know when you're going to need a card all right and here's what you do your car is driving like shit well let me tell you something sister take that puppy to the car wash check engine light be on no matter take the car wash it'll be driving just fine and then pick up all your cards boom bang bing you're living the best life psa to the wife tears if your check engine light is on please please take it in. Get it looked at. Don't just get a car wash. Oh, let me tell you something.

Someone's like, well said. If my check engine light came on, I didn't have to do anything but get a car wash. By the way, my check engine light's been on since 98. All right? My car's 31 years old. Oh. You got anything else maybe some music so my sisters did put i got so high that i saw jesus out i know i saw it actually i knew they would oh mandolin orange has a new track out my brother my keeper love me some mandolin orange man there's the best the best

love it so it goes i lie here still if i could fight i'd probably kill you my heart is broken i'm filled with dread Yeah, we can hear it. What an end, what an end. I love Mandolin Orange. If you haven't gotten into them, you need to. It'll do things for you. Oh, I got one more. Have you listened to this new Sturgill, kind of like a Bluegrass record?

No. Sturgill Simpson, he's pretty cool. Here's I Don't Mind. I Don't Mind. that I can change I believe that I found God About the same time that I found you All that stuff about heaven and angels Well I know now

that it's all true But you drift in and out of my dreams now Like a ship out at sea It's Durgill Simpson. It's cool. And he's not accepted by country music, and it makes no sense to me. Zero sense. What do you got? You know I'm a sucker for a good r&b track i mean who isn't

um you've been getting that deep dick and you've been needing some oh boy you sound like my sister every time i turn on an r&b song she's like what is this on your like fucking playlist or something? And I'm like, no. Finally, Cyrus Miley says something that I approve of. Oh, geez. You know, I love my girl Kehlani. She's one of my faves. She is on a song with

an artist named Fora, I believe. P-H-O-R-A. It's called Cupid's Curse. It's a vibe. Whoever you're looking for, I wish you fine. I know I'm self-control, I'll lose this fight. I ain't never seen you before. Where'd you come from? I ain't never met you. Looking back, we were one. Oh, yeah.

That's some baby-making music, but Brandy doesn't make babies because the world's ending, so that's just some double D-ing. Yeah, you know. My Dancing with the Stars second favorite. But Nelly has a song out with Florida Georgia Line, and I'm here for it. It's called Little Bit. FGL and Nelly?

Nelly. Yeah. Wow. I didn't realize I was watching Dancing with the stars i guess it was maybe last week before and uh tyra asked nelly um something about she she brought up old town road and she was like you know everyone's uh freaking out about the crossover between luna's ex and billy osiris like hip-hop and um and pop music or And she was like, but you did that like a decade ago or something. And I forget, Nelly had that song with Tim McGraw.

Yeah. Over and over again. It was a vibe. Like he was like, yeah, he was like, you know, I love country music. I grew up on that and stuff. So I thought it was pretty cool that he's got another country collab. I love FGL. Great guys.

Let's roll. Let's roll. Man, that's going to be so big down in like Florida. You know? I can see. Florida. I can see like everyone down in like Gulf Shores. That's where Florida Georgia line is actually. No. Yeah.

That's Floribama. Floribama. Dang. Floribama. Yeah. When you had me look up the Kalani song and i typed in cupid all of a sudden the first thing that came up was cupid's chokehold do you remember i thought you were gonna say the cupid shuffle no do you remember gym class heroes oh yeah it's a great song

dude let's go out on this this is this song is going out to uh dale and claire right yeah This song is going out to Dale and Claire. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you do, Dale. Yeah, he does fantasy suite episode four I don't know what love is. Fantasy Suite, Episode 4! We even got a secret handshake, and she loves the music that my band makes.

I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun, I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun. Take a look at my girlfriend. This is such a Dale song. Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot Ba-da-da-da! Take a look at my girlfriend This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.