Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - YFT Tells All

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

If you live under a rock and missed two of the most dramatic television tell-all events of the year, we’ve got you covered. This week we go deep into The Bachelor Women Tell All and Love is Blind The Reunion. But first, Wells shares his recipe for the perfect cup of fresh iced tea. Brandi also opens up about her technological problems, and your hosts question how many iPhones there will be.... (Will they skip 69, or capitalize on it?!) Also, we learn a little about one of Sarah’s new projects, and how Wells is hoping to personally benefit from the situation. Your hosts then discuss the love-tap-on-the-ass, and how women really feel about a mid-day kitchen booty slap. They also discuss Megan Fox and MGK’s new cat, for which Wells has some concerns, and lastly, your hosts talk about their fake names for checking into hotels and getting deliveries, in another relatable bit.   Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Twin Flames — Follow Twin Flames on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery App.  Dooney & Bourke — Go to Dooney.com/YFT and use the code YFT before April 30, 2022 for 20% off your first order  Green Chef — Go to GreenChef.com/yft130 and use code yft130 to get $130 off, plus free shipping  Beam — Go to beamorganics.com/YFT and use code YFT at checkout for $20 off (35% off)  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT to get a 60-day free trial  Bachelor Happy Hour — Listen to Bachelor Happy Hour on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Spotify, or you can listen ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app. 

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Tasty. I got everything except the brand. Let's go. Yeah. Bing bong boom. Bing bong. Hi. What's up? Nothing. What's up with you? Just enjoying a glass of delicious iced

tea. I'm having some water myself. Got to stay hydrated. Got to. Hey, right off the bat, big iced tea guy these days. Really? Sweet or unsweet? Unsweet.

So hear me out. Let me give you my process. Okay. So after I went to Africa, and so you know this, they're like big on this tea called Robois. Robois. Oh, yeah. Robois. You want some Robois tea?

Brew. Brew, you want some Robois tea? Anyways, it's no caffeine. It's like super high in antioxidants. It's very popular. You can get it at your local routes or whatever. But I bought a bunch when I was in Africa. I was like, never going to be able to find Robois tea. But you can totally find it in antioxidants. Very popular. You can get it at your local Ralph's or whatever. But I bought a bunch when I was in Africa because I was like, never going to be able to find Robust tea.

But you can totally find it in America. So here's my process. I boil a pot of Robust. Okay. Got it. Then I let it cool down. Okay. Okay.

Then I put it in a cool jar, if you will. Like cool like rad or cool like temperature? Oh, like rad. Oh, okay. Something that you'd find like an apothecary would have, you know, like an old, I don't know, someone sent us these cool old jars and I put it in there and it looks cool. Okay. And then I take

some stevia. Ew. So I use stevia in my coffee. I hate stevia. It's no calorie sugar. It's the best. It tastes fake. Okay, whatever. It tastes like shit.

It makes things sweeter. So anyways, I throw about three to four drops of that in my Robles tea. Then I get a fresh lemon. Because here in California, here's the thing. In Los Angeles, everyone's got a freaking lemon tree everywhere. thing. In Los Angeles, everyone's got a freaking lemon tree everywhere. And so I go on my runs, and everyone's got a box outside their house that says free lemons. So I always take a couple lemons for myself because they're free. We're like a community garden here in Los Angeles. So I take a couple of those. So I squeeze some of that fresh lemon juice in there. Then I put

it in my cool jar. Then I put it in the refrigerator, and then I've got myself some low-calorie, high antioxidants Roboist tea. Wow. And I gotta tell you, it's delicious. It's impressive. I've been doing it more because I told you I was going to try to stop drinking, you know? How's that going for you? It's going pretty good. I've definitely cut down a lot.

The problem is that I play golf, and I like to drink when I play golf, because it's like, that's the whole fun of it. It's like the sport you can get drunk and no one judges you, you know. So it's been kind of hard to not drink and play golf. But here's the thing. I think that it's not that I am an alcoholic or like I need to be drunk. I think at night I can't just drink water all day. It's boring to me.

And so like a white claw or a glass of wine or like, you know, an old-fashioned or something. It's like, ooh, this is exciting. This is something different. And I tell you what, I realized I think I just like different tastes. And that's what this tea is doing for me. What about a La Croix? Yeah, I was a La Croix boy for the longest time. So now it's not doing it for you?

Well, remember, then I got a SodaStream. I was a SodaStream guy. I hated that. And I was like making my own little LaCroix's basically. Right. Making different concoctions. I still do every once in a while, but tea just hits different, bro. Okay.

Love that. Thanks. What about you? What's going on with you? Well, I got to tell you. Tell me. My laptop is on its last life. Like it is struggling.

I'm sorry. I think it's time for a new one, which I dread. Why? It's always fun to get a new computer. Well, number one, they're freaking outrageous. And number two, it's just like all the stuff on this computer. I'm not going to go put it on the new computer because the whole point of getting the new computer is that it's like it has so much memory it's going to run so fast because nothing's on it right but then it's like

so what this computer's just going to sit in a closet for years and like store all this stuff that i have on it i don't know it's just a lot why don't you transfer all the stuff from the old computer to the new computer hard oh because then it's going to run slow because it's got so much shit on it and the whole point of getting a new one is so that runs fast and isn't cluttered with shit. Why don't you put all the shit I need? But, you know, what's on your computer? It's taking up so much space. Well, a lot of it's music.

And I did the thing where I bought this and I was like, this is going to be my DJ computer. Music only. Now I've used it for absolutely everything. Big mistake. So now I'm going to do it again. I'm going to new computer. I'm going to be like this one is just for DJing, but it's new. So I'm going to want to use it for absolutely everything. Big mistake. So now I'm going to do it again. I'm going to new computer. I'm going to be like this one. It's just for DJing, but it's new.

So I'm going to want to use it for everything. And I'm going to get it full of shit all over again. It's just like vicious cycle I have going on. Why don't you just have an external hard drive for all your music? I can. It just, my program runs nicer when it's all on the computer. I don't know why. Okay.

This is what you need to do. You need to go buy two computers. You need to buy. I can't afford two computers. Yeah, you can. No, no, no, no, no. Yes, you can. We're definitely not buying two.

But I'm wondering, maybe I'll take this one to like one of those wannabe Apple stores, you know, and be like, hey, can you guys put everything on a hard drive that's not music on this computer? And this computer can maybe be my music computer. And just take all the other shit off of it. There you go. And the new one can be the life computer. Is that a good plan?

I like that plan. Technology's so hard. It is hard. But we'll get through. Also, so you know how I would call it a conspiracy, but it's not. It's true. You know how when Apple's coming out with a new phone, they like bug all the old ones to be terrible so that you'll go buy the new one? Yeah.

You know what they for sure do? What's that? They for sure put a bug in these iPhones that make your camera like not as great, like kind of blurry. Because all of a sudden, my phone's taking shitty photos. Yeah. And Kat was like, mine too. Like everything's blurry. And I'm like, what the fuck are they bugging our fricking phones to take shitty photos? So that we'll be like, I want the new phones because it takes better photos. But like in reality,

it probably doesn't take better photos. They probably just made our iPhone 12 take shit, shit photos. So we'll go buy the new iPhone. Also, are they just going to keep making new iPhones and calling them numbers until one day we're like, Oh, the iPhone 64 came out. I guess I'm going to go get that. Oh, the iPhone 82 is out. I want that one. Like, is that what's going to happen? I'm excited for iPhone 69. Yeah, I know. I wonder if they'll skip it because they'd be like, oh, that's about sex, or they'll lean into it and have it be pink.

I guess so. I wonder if they'll do an iPhone 13 because 13 is unlucky. Is that the next one? Or maybe they're on 13. Are they on 13? I don't even fucking know. I think they are. I think 13 is the latest one.

I don't know. Everyone around me has got the new one. Sarah's got the new one. My brother got the new one. I've still got the old one. And I'm going to ride this one to the end. I'm trying, but like I need my photos

to be banging diamond status. I know, man. I know. I don't know if you've noticed, but I've taken a break from social media. I have too, and I'm in so much trouble for it. Why? My management team is like, hello, hi, you need to post more or you're going to be out of a job. Yeah, I know.

I just needed a break. Sarah left. I was like, I'm just going to chill. I'm going to focus on my Roboist tea. Maybe I'll start a Roboist tea company. Why not? There's no rule that says I can't. No, there's not.

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Dude. Dude. So everyone knows we only watched The Women Toll All. We didn't watch the episode last night because- Yeah, I didn't realize there were two episodes this week. I didn't either. And they sent us both and we both didn't have time to watch the second one. And I think that we can just devote

this episode on the women tell all to be honest with you. I don't think we need to know. There's a lot to unpack on this women tell all. It was so wonderful. It was the best. It was the best,

the best women tell all in the history of women tell alls. Here's a question. Yeah. Is there anyone out there refereeing how much the girls can just sit there and scream over each other? Yeah, his name's Jesse Palmer.

He's the only one because he's not he's not doing a good job. I mean, that was the funniest thing. I even I texted one of my buddies who's an EP on the show and I was like, there's nothing funnier than Jesse not being able to wrangle these women while they squawk at each other. It's insane. But also like poor Jesse felt so bad for him. not being able to wrangle these women while they squawk at each other. It's insane. But also, like, poor Jesse. Felt so bad for him. I wouldn't want to have to wrangle that either.

I know. They should have given him like an old-fashioned car horn, like, you know? A whistle. A whistle. A whistle would have been so funny. That was so freaking funny that he had no control over that. Zero. Did it annoy you that they did that?

I mean, to an extent, because it's like, guys, this is a live show or whatever. Like, you only have so much time. And you're going to waste, like, precious airtime minutes just screaming over each other. And no one knows what you're saying. And it's just like a waste, you know? Yeah. That's what I hate about it. Those women were mad. I think they have every right to be

mad. They're mad at everyone. I know. They're mad at Sinead. They're mad at Clayton. No one liked anybody there. The only person that liked anybody was Clayton liked Jesse. That's what I found out in the end. Well, yeah, that was that was the only time anyone said anything nice about anybody else. I know. Well, and that one girl whose name I don't know was like making her pitch for Clayton round two there at the end. Yeah. Which is a little annoying to me because it's like, OK, so did you kind of spoil that for us? You wouldn't do that if you thought he was engaged, right? Well, and then at the very, very end very very end teddy says you know i'm in a unique position and i know things yeah and i just really hope you're okay yeah so yeah shit hit the fan he's alone for sure he's definitely alone has to be alone we'll start with shanae you know who deserves each other you know who should get together who shanae and shake

oh yeah 100 from all is blind 100 they both can gaslight each other beautiful yeah and you know what i think that shanae is hot enough for shake i don't me too she's definitely the right size and weight i think probably for him for his standards we're gonna get into love is blind because we this is just the tell-all episode this is i know really this is the tell-all episode on yft to shanae she is so great i love her i love her i know everyone's gonna hate me for that she is fucking so entertaining she is entertaining now she's horrible yes but that doesn't change the fact that she is amazingly entertaining. And you know what? This is also going to be a hot take.

Same with Shake. He is so fucking entertaining. He is the worst human I've ever seen, but he's so entertaining. Can they bring him to paradise to hook up with Sinead? God, it would be the best. But like, I just like, what I loved about Sinead, I love her like, fuck it, I'm doubling down mentality. Oh yeah, she goes, she's like,

I am going to the grave with this. I will not budge. Oh God, it's like, this blatant hypocrisy, just a blatant projection of her own insecurities on everybody else constantly being caught in multiple lies about her lies about lying and still she's like fuck you bitches i don't care yeah i've weirdly been like yeah good for good for you. Stick it to your guts. Oh my God. That was not my reaction at all, but I'm glad that she can entertain you. At least

there's one good thing to come out of it, I guess. So you hate her? I can't stand her. People that lie, I just can't. It's just a big one for me. I can't stand lying. And I also like, to me, there is nothing, nothing more unattractive than someone that's so prideful that they can't admit when they're caught in something. Yeah. I just can't stand that. It's so unattractive. You need to be humble in this world and you need to have contrition. And she has neither of those things. Neither. Her delusion is beautiful. There was a lot of people being angry about the lies and like this like sarah i know did you did did he cry didn't he cry did he cry did he

i was like i don't give a fuck what does this matter even jesse was like so we just gotta know did you cry or not and he's like i did not cry he's like all right from the horse's mouth which was fucking hilarious because he looks like a horse but why is this the thing like this is this one moment of did he cry or didn't he cry which is like this big thing i feel like there's so much more to that story but like all we're getting is this cry narrative i know but i kind of wish they had given her a second to like answer that because all she did was roll her eyes and then like that was just it yeah but i kind of wanted to see like if she would have had the balls to like rise above it how where shanae did not and be like okay yeah i fucking lied he didn't cry yeah you know like you just when someone lying yeah you just want to hear them admit it yeah

but no one ever does but you just want to so bad yeah i know i don't know i don't know if in the history of the world ever anyone's ever admitted to lying i don't know i feel like if i'm like caught red fucking handed and someone's like throwing proof in my face i would break down in tears and be like, okay, I'm sorry. Whatever. Like these people are not doing. No, I can't. I just can't wait for paradise, man. It's going to be so good. So good. So good.

It's going to be so much better. I agree. I did love when the girl was, I was getting some good dick, you know. Oh my God. Sometimes you got to get some good dick. Cassidy. All right. Yeah.

She really wouldn't get off her high horse either and ever admit that she had done anything wrong. A lot of the girls were dressed so great, like chef's kiss. I think Marlena was the one in the neon green suit, loved it. Also, I'm pretty sure Genevieve and Sarah were wearing the exact same dress in different colors. Did you notice that? No, because I'm a boy. Typical dude, wouldn't even notice. It had to be the exact same dress in different colors did you notice that no because i'm a boy typical dude wouldn't even notice um it had to be the exact same dress well it wasn't the exact same because they're different colors so okay but the same there you go i feel like sierra was kind of the

star i mean the not the star i guess that was shanae the hero of the women tell all yeah is that a good way to put it they're all heroes just calling people out their shit left and right she was she loved it suffered no fools she was great i do not remember a women tell all or a men tell all where everyone visibly hated the lead be a man and you stand up for what you believe in and da da da da da and he just had to take it on that giant chin of his it was amazing it was amazing i've never seen anything like that before yeah i know when i went to my men tell all we gave jojo a standing ovation fucking deserved it times have changed man the times have changed they're out there fucking squawking at each other and being like, fuck you.

And they all had someone to hate. They all had Sinead. We had Chad. We had one person we could focus on. I thought that they would all be united against just Sinead and being able to be like, but this guy's a good guy. They were all like, fuck this guy, which is just. guy's a good guy with they were all like fuck this guy which is just although i kind of wonder when the situation is reversed and it's the bachelorette yeah a group of men wouldn't sit there and attack a woman like that you know yeah no yeah of course because they would get

slaughtered yeah of course double standard which yeah, it's an interesting double standard. It's so tough being what I assume to be a very good looking white male these days. Yeah, you wouldn't know anything about that. No. Well, everything but the good looking part. That's what I meant. Yeah, thanks. Anything else really pop up to us?

I don't think so. Yeah. It was a great women tell all, but there wasn't like. It was. It was just, I tell all, but there wasn't like. It was. It was just, I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you.

Jesse did a good job. That was it. That was it. Yeah. I mean, like I said, I just feel like so much time was wasted just with the bickering. Yeah. That never really got anywhere. Yeah.

It got a little annoying. If you want to like get somebody, you got to like let some people just talk and, you know, but whatever. All right. So is that enough batch? I think so. I mean, next week, obviously, we'll know all, right? I guess. I don't know. I don't know the timeline anymore. Okay. Then let's switch over to the other amazing tell-all, which was the love is blind tell-all. Initial thoughts. Shake is such an asshole. He's the worst human I've ever experienced, I think. And it's the same thing with Sinead where it's like, I can't tell if you're really that un-self-aware.

Or if you're just such a fucking dick that you are aware and you just don't care. Yeah. Can't decide. There were a couple times where I was very interested in how Vanessa and Nick were handling Shake. Well, also, Vanessa was running the whole show. For sure. Loved that.

Yeah. So there's this one moment when they're talking about why Shana went and talked to Shane before he got engaged, right? Kind of threw a wrench in the gears. And Shake says something that's very interesting. He goes, now we haven't talked about why did that happen? Why did that happen? Anyone want to talk about why that happened? The subtext is a producer made that happen. This is fake. A producer made that happen. And you guys are upset about something that a producer made happen.

And you can tell Vanessa freaks out and immediately tries to change the subject because she doesn't want to like expose kind of the bullshittery of the whole thing. Where I'm like, Vanessa, you can cut that part. It's okay. You can let it go. In that respect, Shake is keeping it 100. He's exposing the show for some of its bullshit. And there were some things that he said that I was like, I understand what he's saying.

But he was like, let's be fair. Some people wanted to stay on the show because they wanted to see the show a little longer. 100% true. You know it's 100% true. Okay. I've done enough reality shows. There's a bunch of people there that fucking want to be there for screen time. Okay.

He's not lying about that. Now. Was he one of those people? 100%. He seemed like it. For sure. He seemed like it. He was. Maybe he's just talking about himself.

But there was some things that he said that I was like, I was like, I know what he's doing. It seemed like he was just constantly trying to figure out a way to like clean up his image. But he ended up kept like digging himself deeper and deeper into this shithole that he had created. And I was like, if you wanted to clean up your image, then stop being the guy that everyone thinks you already are,

which is like this egotistical, you know, But that's just what he is and there ain't no hiding it. I know. There ain't no covering that up. He's such a piece of shit. Everyone hated him.

I felt really bad for Shane just because Shane had to sit next to him. Me too. Because you can tell Shane hates him. Who hates him? And I was one kind of, Shane's huge. I wanted him to fucking break him in half. Me too. Because you can tell Shane hates him. Who hates him? Shane's huge. I want him to fucking break him in half. Me too. And you know what?

On the topic of Shane, I felt bad for Shane. I felt like it really looked like it was this whole experience was really taxing on him and painful. And I think that in his mind, he thinks he's the bad guy. I think Natalie has kind of made him feel that way. And here's my hot take on Shane and Natalie.

Okay. Don't get me wrong. And I can't even remember what the exact words are. What was the thing he said to her the night before their wedding? That was the reason she called it off. It was something terrible. Like, I hate you. Yeah. And you know, you're the worst thing for me or something like that.

Okay. Yeah. Whatever that was that was said, I'm not trying to take away from the fact that he should have never said that. That's a terrible thing to say to anyone, much less someone you love and you're about to marry. Totally agree with all that. And she has every right to be upset about that.

For sure. However, when you look back at their relationship as a whole, there were many times where she would say things to deliberately tear him down. Yeah. Kind of mean things about the way he looks or about, you know what I mean? Yeah. There was a time they were sitting in Mexico and he, he was trying to like get her to say something nice about him. And all she would do is say mean things. And I'm sorry, like a man can only take

so much of that. They've obviously their egos are so big. Like they need you to tell them nice things and you can only tear someone down so much. And like, for me during this tell all, like you could really see how much those things hurt him and I think all he really wanted in that moment was for her to acknowledge that she had hurt him yeah so that he could have felt like you know it wasn't just the one thing he said that that fucked everything up in their relationship because that's not true there was a lot more to it and I'm not excusing what he said, but he was obviously pushed to that by being so hurt by things she's been saying this whole time.

That's all I'm going to say about the Shane and Natalie thing. Yeah, I was surprised that they even did a montage like showing all the times that she kind of cut him down. And she even did it to her dad, which is kind of interesting.

So it's obviously like kind of a personality trait of hers or it's like the way that she is being playful or whatnot. if you're gonna be in a relationship with somebody and someone's like i kind of need positive affirmation about myself then you need you do that or you don't weirdly enough i'm like i'm team shane on this i am too he seemed like such a sweet guy and like we all made the jokes that like he you know he looked like gary bucey's son or something like that and you know he never blinked and all that kind of stuff made the jokes that like, you know, he looked like Gary Busey's son or something like that. And, you know, they never blinked and all that kind of stuff.

All the jokes aside, he seemed like a sweet guy who got fucked up one night. And you know what? Sometimes sober man's thoughts are a drunk man's words. Yeah. I also think it's the classic, you know, hurt people, hurt people thing. Yeah. And it's like clearly like he just really been hurt by the things she said and then said something hurtful. Yeah. In a moment hurtful. Yeah.

In a moment of weakness. Yeah. And then, OK, so then it was also weird because the one guy who was dating the one girl then was like, I wish I had spent more time with Deep D because I am in love with her. And it's like, OK, so are you guys together? Like what's happening? I'm so confused. The guy that proposed to Shana. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Said that. Yeah. And I was like, OK, that was weird. So are you guys together? happening i'm so confused the guy that proposed to shana yeah yeah yeah said that yeah and i was like okay that was weird so you guys together i'm why what's happening what curveball yeah that one came out of left field for sure that was like when that girl told clayton hey if you're not engaged we can still get together it's like what what's I know. I mean, I'm kind of here for it. Me too. Going back to Shay,

everyone hated him so much. Every time he talked, everyone was like, God, don't fucking talk. God, don't fucking talk. Like even Nick and Vanessa, you know? I mean, when he was like, sorry, the only person I'm attracted to here is Vanessa,

I was just like, what the hell? Man, you can't write this shit. You can't write it. It's too good. The insane part of it is, that's probably true. Like he's not just saying that

for shock value. I think he meant it. Yeah. Did you see that he like went on Instagram and called Nick Lachey a twat for that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's the gift that keeps on giving. I'm telling you, him and Sinead.

Give him a show. Give him a show. Just make them live together. I would watch that. Just gaslight each other nonstop. So good. So good. So good. I did feel bad for Deep D, but Deep D didn't say anything.

She kind of let her friends fight for her, which is. Which I kind of think was smart. Yeah. You know, she's watching that show back thinking, thank God I made the decision that I did. And, you know, didn't marry the guy or whatever. You can't watch that and not say like he came out looking like such a dick and she came out. Everyone just, you know, knows she's just like so great and so wonderful. And like there's nothing bad you can say about her, you know?

Yeah. So if I were her too, I would have sat there and been like, well, I'm definitely not going to like put myself in a position where anyone can say anything bad about me. Because right now, like he just looks like a piece of shit and I look like a little angel. What was your favorite tell all? Was bachelor or was it uh too hot no sorry what is it called uh love is blind honestly like i think maybe the love is blind one was better i kind of agree with you it was so good i mean shake yeah two of the best villains we've had in reality TV happening at the same time. Yeah. Gotta love it. We deserve this.

All right. It's been two years of shit. We got. It's true. Fucking World War III is happening. God was like, listen, we got to give them some. Well, let's give them these two garbage bags. Perfect. Thank you.

I really want Shake to come to Bachelor in Paradise. I do too. I want to see him with his shirt off next to all the guys from the Bachelor world and be like, this is why you don't get to be real picky about your girls, bud. Because you're hairy and you're out of shape. And for the YF2 years out there that haven't been watching those shows, I feel bad because that was just a lot of. Honestly, though, even if you haven't been watching those shows, you should go watch the reunion shows because they're fire. Just go.

Yeah. Just go watch those. You don't even need to have watched the season to find enjoyment in it. Yeah. Okay. You got some fave things, bro? Bro. Bro.

Have you started the dropout on hulu no is it great it is phenomenal like they put out three episodes like right away and now of course like we have to freaking wait until i don't guess they're gonna put one out a week i don't know, I guess they're going to put one out a week. I don't know. Now I'm mad. I'd love to just binge it. Classic. Always wanted to binge it. Oh, this is the one with Amanda Seyfried. Seyfried, yeah. She is phenomenal. I'm obsessed with her. I love everything she's ever done. So she was honestly the biggest draw for me to watch this. Is this the girl that said she had a way of testing your blood to be able to give you a pill or something that would save your life and it was all fake yes yeah i remember this is a big podcast this is the tag a tv series that chronicles theranos yeah that's what she calls it theranos founder elizabeth

holmes attempt to revolutionize the healthcare industry after dropping out of college and starting a technology company, the dropout on Hulu. It's so funny because it's kind of similar to inventing Anna. It's like these white women who are conning these people. Absolutely. I can totally see that similarity. Amanda Seifert just does such a good job playing this girl. But basically, like, this young girl is a genius. Like, she really is so smart. Gets into Stanford, you know. Her parents obviously know that she's very smart. But in the first couple episodes, you kind of see that even though she's a genius, like, she has no social skills, right?

In school, all she cares about is studying and grades. Doesn't have any real friends. Like, doesn't participate in extracurricular activities. activities, total like nerd in a sense, but so smart. This is a perfect example of why grades are not all that matter in school, right? Like, yeah, you can be smart, but like if you don't, if you're not well rounded enough to have like the people skills and to do the extracurriculars and get along with other people and like learn like all those things in school, like you turn out to be a monster. You know what I mean? Which is so sad because I really do think she probably could have changed the world,

but she just was so in over her head and I don't know. It was just crazy. But yeah, basically like she, before she starts college, like she's already decided like, I want to change the world. I want to be a billionaire. I want to run my own company. I want to be the next Steve Jobs is what this girl's saying and so she goes to Stanford and weasels her way into this like graduate program as a freshman and like all these things and just starts to like I think unintentionally manipulate all of these people these adults that should should have known better and should should have not let a child manipulate them you know and it And it is similar to Inventing Anna, where only this is real life. Well, I guess Inventing Anna was too.

Where like, it's these like, these businessmen that like really should just be smarter than this, you know? And it is just crazy to watch. And I've only seen three episodes and I think it's phenomenal. All right. Giving it a ding. You gotta watch it.

Have you seen The Girl Before? No. This isn't a new show, though, is it? It is. Oh. It's on HBO Max, and it is fantastic. This is the tag. A woman falls for an architect and gets an eerie premonition about his house

when she finds out that another woman died there, the girl before. Okay, I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but this is kind of the gist of it. It's about these two women, two women who live in this same house. And one is happening in the present time, and then one is happening in the past. This house is amazing. Got all the bells and whistles. It's absolutely beautifully designed. It's extremely cheap, but no one's lived in there for three years because the architect has to approve

who moves in and he's got like a bunch of kind of weird rules. You can't put your own art up because this is an art installation in itself and you only get one closet and you can't leave clutter out and all this stuff. It's kind of all these weird rules. That's why it's kind of cheaper because you have to kind of live by these rules, but the house is absolutely amazing. And then you start to realize that the architect, very weird guy, and then you notice that the women both look very similar

and it starts to get creepy. And I'm only like two episodes in but the girl before on hbo max oh yeah okay oh yeah it's good all right and it's only what is it only four episodes or something yeah there's only four episodes i'm only like two episodes in so have me at the first time first one have you seen i haven't started it but i think i'm going. Have you seen, I haven't started it, but I think I'm going to. Have you seen the new Apple TV show with Jamie Dornan or whatever his name is? No, but Sarah was telling me about it.

It looks awesome. Do we think it's going to be good? I mean, I'm not sure if Jamie Dornan's doing bad stuff these days. Really? I mean, he's not doing great stuff though, is he? I mean, I don't know. I think he's a pretty good actor.

I watched the preview. I think it's worth a shot. I'm not going to get my hopes up because I think it could go either way. But I was curious if you'd started it. I haven't, but it's on my list. The show's called The Tourist. I think it's actually on HBO Max. Oh, is it?

Yeah. The tag is, when a man wakes up in the Australian outback with no memory, he must use the few clues he has to discover his identity before his past catches up with him, the tourist, on HBO Max. It's got a little bit of like a memento vibe. Yeah, it does. I think what I hate about it is the title. I think they could have done better with the title, but that's just me. Real nitpicky. I don't know.

So my mom said something recently. So like I think all the YFTers probably know. I've said a million times. My mom is a production company, right? Like she's in the business of, you know, TV development, some movies too, but like comes up with ideas and she's got all these shows in development all the time. She's got a whole team of people she works with, whatever. And recently we were talking about one of her projects and she's been working on this for years. It's a really great idea.

I really hope it sees the light of day and that you guys get to watch it someday because it's a great concept. And she's had this title for it for a long time. And recently somebody who's like opinion is very well respected was like, I hate the title. Great concept, hate the title. And we were all like, why? Like this has been the title for years. And he, and his reason was, he said the title of the show should tell me exactly what the show is about. And this one doesn't smart. And when I thought about that, I was like, damn, like, that's a good point. But yes. And now I think about that when I see previews for shows or like new shows out.

And I really think more about the title now than I did before because of what he said. So I agree with that. There's a documentary on Netflix right now that, OK, I think you like this title. It's called The Worst Roommate Ever. See, that tells me exactly what that show's about. Yeah. So it's a documentary about, well, people who are terrible roommates. Here's the tag.

Four harrowing tales of seemingly harmless roommates turning into real-life nightmares for their unsuspecting victims when their malevolent and sometimes violent intentions are revealed. So the first episode is about this little old lady who has these homeless people come and live in her basement and she like feeds them and fucking like gets them on their feet and then starts fucking killing them. It's like this little crazy old lady is murdering people. They need to find out that she's like, was a hooker. And then she also was a madam with a brothel and had been in prison. And you're like, this little old lady over here in the motorized cart.

Oh, fucking A. It's the worst roommate ever. Great stuff. I think it's on Netflix. Yeah, it's on Netflix. Go check it out. Yeah, Netflix. It is a Netflix show.

Yeah. I finally started How I Met Your Father. Oh, yeah. The Hulu show that Hilary Duff is in. I knew I'd love it. I love it. It's just such an easy watch. Quick 30-minute sitcom episodes. Honestly, great cast. I love Hilary. And then her

roommate and best friend on the show is, do you remember? I don't know if you ever watched Secret Life of the American Teenager. Francia Reyeso was in. She plays her roommate and she's phenomenal. She's freaking hilarious. Kim Cattrall is in it. She plays older Hilary Duff. She's the one narrating the story. Josh Peck is in it and also Chris Lull, who was just in Inventing Anna. It's just such a good cast. It's very funny, very cute. Easy watch. I mean, if you love Hilary Duff and you love sitcoms, then it's a shoo-in for you. Speaking of amazing casts, I can now finally talk about it, why Sarah has no longer been showing up on my Instagram feed.

We can finally announce she is going to be on a new TV show with her old modern family boyfriend, Adam Devine. with her old modern family boyfriend, Adam Devine. They're making Pitch Perfect into a TV series and it's all predicated around Bumper, which is Adam Devine's character from Pitch Perfect, who goes to Berlin for whatever reason. Flula's in it. The cast is freaking ridiculous. Here's something that like is very interesting to me.

There was a huge movement for sarah hayley dumphy to end up with andy adam divine's character on modern family everyone wanted that that was what everyone was rooting for and then when that didn't happen i got to see it firsthand sarah would be like look at my phone look what's happening like people are fucking losing their mind that i'm ending up with dylan and not with Andy. That's so funny. It's still happening. People still talk about how Haley should have been with Andy.

Haley should have been with Andy. Haley should have been with Andy. And then this opportunity came up. First of all, you get to sing and dance, which is like what you fucking love to do. Yeah, it's perfect for her. And you get to go do the show with the guy that everyone wanted you to end up with on your old show. I was like, you have to go do this. Like, this is amazing.

We need to put this into the universe. You guys need to be the next Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. And just go make a million rom-coms together. Yeah. And you're like, and I'll take my 5% goodbye. Yeah, yeah. I'll come visit. Yeah, be Adam Sandler and drew barrymore totally go do it

make that happen do fucking five of those films in your lifetime and you're set and by your set you mean we're set and i get to live in a castle i'll raise the kids oh god anyways i'm really excited for that but it's also a bummer because she's gone for like a long time I know but your boy is gonna go over and visit her at some point in Europe that's the thing it's in Berlin

very close to Ukraine and Russia I don't know you'll be fine I'm gonna come but I was like a little close but I was like I don't know if Russia's gonna fine. I'm going to come. But I was like, a little close. But I was like, eh. I don't know if Russia is going to fuck with Germany. So I think that's probably pretty good.

I think you're fine. No one wants to fuck with Germans. They're a little unhinged. But I was like, I'll come. But then maybe we can go to Spain. Portugal? Can we go the farthest west possible over there? Well, that's exciting.

And then, I mean, hopefully soon you're going to be down in Mexico working yourself. Yeah. Or maybe doing something different. Who knows? Maybe doing something different. Who knows what's going to happen? Who knows what's going to happen in the world? The last time I filmed a TV show was right before the end of the year on Best in Doe.

And I'm feeling very like, I got to go do something. I got to do something. I got to do something. Like, obviously, I do this every week. And there are other things that I work on. But I get very antsy and I'm feeling very like, oh, I gotta go do something. I gotta do something. I gotta do something. Like, obviously I do this every week and there are other things that I work on, but I get very antsy when I'm not working. But I can't go work right now because she's gone.

Like, you know, like- Right. If she goes, then I can't work. And it's vice versa. When I go, she has to stay home, you know? So- The dogs or what? Yeah.

Someone's got to take care of the dogs. I mean, I guess we could have someone live here, but that would be very sad for the dogs. Yeah yeah someone's got to take care of the dogs i mean i guess we could have someone live here but that would be very sad for dogs yeah let me ask you this because i always thought that you know if i if i slap sarah on the booty she likes she likes it you know like hey you know like kind of turns her on you know and i asked her, is that true? And it was a flat out no, that doesn't turn me on at all, at all. She's like, actually, sometimes it scares me because you slap too hard

and I'm scared it's gonna hurt. But she's like, but I know that you like it and it also makes me feel kind of good because you think I'm sexy or whatever and you're slapping me on the ass. But I think that guys have always thought that girls like it, you know, like your girlfriend or your wife, not like some random person.

Obviously, that's not OK. And that's, you know, consent slap in the butt. That's what I'm saying. Right. Fucking canceled this. I think guys think that like, yeah, girls like a little good little slap in the ass. But it's not true. What do you like getting slapped in the ass?

Are we talking like a random like you're walking through the kitchen yes you pass by you slap her not not like during sex because i think i do actually think that yeah i do think women do enjoy it during sex yeah yeah just like a like a casual ass slap um you know what when when guys have done that to me in the past like i almost find it as like a uh not term of endearment but like an action of endearment yeah because it just i feel like guys do that with each other like on the baseball field i just feel like it's just a little like love tap like a little uh like you're part of the team endearment there definitely i wouldn't say it turns me on, but I'm like, aw. That's so funny.

You picture it. It's like you're part of the team. Yeah, but I get a good way, actually. Yeah, like you hit a good ground roll double or something, you know? Yeah. Got an RBI. Totally. But I think that if there are any guys listening to this, I think, oh, I was shocked.

Oh, you don't fight. I think I always if there are any guys listening to this, I think, oh, I was shocked. Oh, you don't fight. That is it. I think I always thought that turned you on. Yeah, there you go. But no, not at all. And you know what? That's what all life's about. Just learning about each other.

You know, that's it. Oh, fuck. I saw that Megan Fox and MGK got a cat recently. I don't know if you saw that uh megan fox and mgk got a cat recently i don't know if you saw that and there's a picture and we'll maybe we'll show it on the instagram it's a picture of like them holding up the cat i'm sitting there being like i feel like they're about to like sacrifice this cat to some norse god that i've never heard of it's just they just freak me out i have to be honest with you. I think that they, like, drink each other's blood.

And I think they actually do that. I gotta see what their basement looks like. There's gotta be a pentagram down there. You know? There's gotta be some druid shit. There's some cloaks that I need to know about, you know? There's, like, bones of an owl that they use to

foresee the future or something. Well, MGK's on a couple of these South American festivals that Miley's playing. So maybe I can do some. Yeah. Some recon, get some intel. Yeah. You know they got a weird basement, you know? Probably, yeah.

Probably. Do you have a fake name when you go to hotels and stuff? Yes. You do? Mm-hmm. Okay. Do you? I do, but it's not because i thought

that i needed one and i'll tell i'll tell this i'll tell the story okay so i was at brunch yesterday and my brother was who the fuck is wow that's that's a good one that's that's my fake name and why is that your fake name so there's a story for this and he's like of course you got a fucking story for everything so tell me how you came up with this name so i was like well there's a guy in high school named i thought was very cool and he was a little bit older enough and he surfed and you know like he smoked weed and i thought he was cool i I always thought that that name was cool in my mind. And then when I went to college, they'd be like,

hey, everyone needs to go get your yearbook picture taken. I was in the journalism department. So I was one of the first people, I worked in the journalism building. So I was one of the first people to go get my picture taken for the yearbook, right? So I went there, took my picture, whatever. Five days go by, I'm smoking pot with some of my buddies.

And they're like, oh man, we forgot to go take our yearbook picture. We got to go up to get the yearbook picture taken. It was like the last day to do it. Everyone's going up. And I was like, well, I want to go take my yearbook picture. And they're like, well, you've already took your yearbook picture. So you don't get to take your yearbook picture again. Bullshit.

I'm so old. Back then you would go there. They would give you a slip of paper. You'd write your name, your major, and where you're from. And that was all the information that they needed to put me in a yearbook, right? So I went back with all my buddies, and I filled out from Fairbanks, Alaska, majoring in film. Oh, wow. And so if you go to that yearbook find it no you're in there

twice i'm in there twice once as well as once i did i tell that story tell the story so when we moved you know sarah doesn't have a fake name justifiably so when we moved we didn't want people to know where we moved to because that's kind of creepy, right? So she was like, hey, I think it's time for you to now have a fake name for if you're having things sent to the house because we don't want people to know where we've moved to. Fair enough. Well, what's your name going to be?

And I was like, oh, I got a perfect one. Oh, I got a name. I'm dusting this one off in the 2006 yearbook from Ole Miss, baby. This is insane. Anyways, what's yours? I'll bleep it out, but I want to know what yours is. Mine's ******.

Why is that? Well, I've always wanted to be an ****** obvi. Does Miley have like multiple? Multiple. Yeah. My mom's, what's her most recent one? Miley always gives my mom really funny ones. Like I feel like her most recent one was like,

not Pam Anderson, but like a play on Pamela Anderson. Yeah, Am Pamberson. Miley is always coming up with different ones. He never keeps the same one for too long. Good stuff. Anything else? I think that's all I got. You're going to South America soon, huh?

Very soon. Man. One week. Jealous of you. And I'm pumped. It's going to be hot there soon huh very soon yeah one week jealous of you and i'm pumped it's gonna be hot there that's nice yeah you got any tunage i don't know music's just really been disappointing me lately yeah joe purdy's got a new track out let's check out that one this is a song called a coyote i could show you all the things that I've seen Deserts to the oceans of your wildest dreams

My eyes have taken wonders more than I could bear As I've had my share I dreamt that we was walking on the evergreens Hope that you have the way you wanna be I'm not a poor man I just moved too slow Oh, that's some good sad bastard shit right there, baby. Super sad.

God, I loved it. I saw Kurt Weill got some new stuff out. You ever get into Kurt Weill? Mm, baby. Super sad. God, I loved it. I saw Kurt Weill got some new stuff out. You ever get into Kurt Weill? Mm-mm. So weird. I don't remember my first interview I ever did as a radio host, but I remember my last,

and it was Kurt Weill, and it was a week before I flew to LA to do Bachelor. And he was a great guy. And this is a song called Like Exploding Stones. The thoughts become pictures become movies in my mind Welcome to the KV Hard Driving Movie Marathon

But I'm just kidding and I'm just playing And this is just the way that I'm making it It's a vibe. Oh, dude. Gotta go see Batman, bro. Everyone's raving about Batman. I know. I really don't want to go to the movie theater.

I know. I don't either, but I... I think I'm waiting until it's out. What? Yeah, I think so. Can't wait? Yeah, I really don't want to go to the movie theater. I know. I don't either, but I... I think I'm waiting until it's out. What? Yeah, I think so. Can't wait? Yeah, I'm waiting. Yeah.

All right. I'm going to go by myself. I used to do that all the time. What? I used to love to go... There are two types of people in this world. There are people who can go to movies by themselves, and there are people who cannot. And I'm a person who loves going to movies by myself.

Because I don't have to fucking... That's nuts. You don't have to fucking, you don't have to talk to anybody afterwards. You know, you don't have to like, it's always tough to find the perfect seat with two people, but if there's one person, you can kind of sit anywhere. This is what I used to do. I used to go and then I'd watch two movies and kind of just stay in there.

You ever do that? Uh-huh, I have done that before. I want to do that with, because I haven't seen Spider-Man yet. Oh yeah, double feature. I'm'm gonna superhero it up bro love that for you thanks all right well is that it i guess so okay well okay well you know what we didn't talk about what did you finish 1883 no i didn't oh Can you hurry? Okay, I'll go watch that right now. Get ready to cry. Oh man.

Are they going to hurt more horses? No, but it's going to be sad as fuck. God. Cool. Excited for that. All right, YFTers, we love you. Oh, we got to do some fuck you very much is maybe next episode.

I was thinking that. Yeah. We just had so much to talk about with all these tell-alls that like, you know. Next episode. Yeah, for sure. All right, kids.

Be good. And if you can't be good, be good at it. I don't know what that means. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation