Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - YFT’ers in the Wild & All Rocks Go to Heaven

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Brandi’s back from the Hannah-versary party, complete with a lovely Burbank airport YFT’er sighting 🫶, while Wells is packing up Sarah’s life in NY and locking in an early bid for Husband of the Year. Your hosts dive into some controversial theories, from the “phone face down” rule to “going 90s” aka leaving your phone at home. Wells also outlines his new “7 points of flair” fashion rule, which may sound hard to reach, until you realize that a cool jacket counts as 2.Then they get into fave things: the Love Story finale, The Madison, DTF St. Louis, Paradise, Fountain of Youth, The Leftovers, Project Hail Mary, plus Bachelorette hot takes including a callout to Maura Higgins to save the show!  Lastly, Brandi drops some exclusive life news, saying goodbye to a full house build and hello to her renovation era, watch for the youtube series coming soon starring Matt as contractor-extraordinaire. Love ya, fam!Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! BetterHelp: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/yftQuince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.Poshmark: New deals and styles are listed every day, so don't wait. Download the Poshmark app and use code YFT when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. Or shop now at Poshmark.com/yft and get $10 off your first purchase.For Hers: Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/yft to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. What's that? Hello. Why are you wearing sunglasses like you're hungover or Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder? Because I just woke up, okay? It's Sunday. It's Sunday. It's 10 o'clock in the morning. It is Sunday.

It's Sunday. I just got back from L.A. I stayed in L.A. just fucking long enough to get on Pacific time. I woke up at 9.15, which is 7.15 L.A. time. And so that's what time I was getting up. Where are you? You look like you're in a land. Like a hotel. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in New York. Today, give me a ding. Do you have a ding? Today is Sarah's last show on Broadway. Thank God for you. Do you have a personal assistant?

I fucking wish. Yeah. Does your mom have a personal assistant? Yes. She has an assistant that does everything. And then you're obviously, Miley's got a personal assistant. I've met him before. Yeah, she's got like a couple. Yeah. Okay.

Well, my wife doesn't have personal assistant. She has a husband. Oh, wow. This is what I hear. Yes. I am basically just in charge of packing everything up and sending it back to L.A. It's been a lot of trips to FedEx. The FedEx guy knows me there.

His name's Tony. Great guy. So yeah, I've just been here, just been carrying pieces of furniture down so her theater castmates can come and take it on the subway and stuff, then breaking stuff down. Husband of the Year award goes to Sarah Hyland's personal assistant, Wells Adams. I'm glad Matt can't hear this because he would use this. He would start saying that he's my assistant, which is insane because I fed the dogs this morning. I made us breakfast this morning and I did all of that in 45 minutes and was I'm here to talk to you so

I got a breakfast you make I eat oatmeal every single fucking morning because you know I'm on this gut health journey I know how's it going and it's going good it's actually one good it is very difficult when I'm traveling at home like I've kind of gotten into a little routine and I don't have coffee on an empty stomach which is this the big thing that I think is a big problem that I've done for a very long time I force myself to also have oatmeal while I'm having coffee they say to eat or drink like warm things first thing in the morning because it wakes up your digestion. Like the worst thing you can do is eat something cold or drink something cold, which is why iced coffee is not good first thing in the morning.

So oatmeal is just eat. It's easy. It's warm. You get a little protein. You get a little collagen. You get a little fiber. You get all the things. We put some blueberries in it.

When I say, we, I mean me, because I make it. Are you using like the bag thing and then putting hot water in it? No. Well, it is a bag, but it's like a multi. Like it's not one pack one bag at a time. It's like a, it's purely a. Have you seen that brand? No, I just remember like oatmeal is something that I remember eating as like a child.

And it was like, it was in like a beige bag and you ripped it open and you poured it in. Mine's a little different. It is in a bag, but it's got like eight servings in a bag. So it's not like one at a time. And I spoke out a third of a cup of oatmeal, dump it in a bowl, two thirds of a cup of milk, dump it in a bowl. Throw it the microwave and off we go. Nice. Yeah.

So easy. Add a few blueberries at the end. a little flax seed for fiber, you know? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very good. I'm excited to go back to L.A. to get my health journey back on course

because I kind of, obviously, being a personal assistant, wasn't able to run, jump, and play and lift weights as much as I'd like. Well, you're lifting boxes and furniture. That is true. Same same? That is very true. Yesterday, I had to, she had like, weights, a 10-pound weight and like an 8-pound weight.

And I had to take those to the theater. And that was like lifting weights. I was just having to walk four blocks with a bunch of weight. Wow. There you go. Not to be the subject, but your outfit is giving JFK Jr. Yeah. This is what we're going for.

All right? This is the new thing. It's very easy. I know. And you're in New York. It's too good. I know. I know.

I might wear this to the show today. That'd be cool. And then if I get like the glasses. Yep. Very J.F. K. Jr. Anywho, you want to start a show? Yeah. Near you.

I think it's you. Bros. and Hose, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with. Wells and Brandy. Dang-da-ding ding ding ding. It's springtime. It is time for spring cleaning. Y'all, I have so many clothes that I do not wear and do not need. And I don't know.

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365 day returns. Quince.com slash YFT. What's going on with you, dude? Go back to Nashville and I just remembered that I met a lovely YFT here in the Burbank airport. She was so nice. She came up.

I was talking to, I ran into this friend of mine that haven't seen in fucking forever. This friend, like, a lot's happened since I've seen her. Like, she got married. I got engaged. Like all these life updates we were having. And then all of a sudden this, like, sweet girl came up. and was like, I'm so sorry to interrupt, but she was like, I love your podcast. And whenever somebody says that I always wonder which one, but I don't, I don't love

asking. I was like, oh, my God, you're so sweet. I love doing the podcast. And she was like, YFT, by the way. And I was like, ah, that makes me so happy. I was like, love that. And she was just saying, she was like, it's so funny to me that you guys don't think anyone is listening or, like, wonder why people are listening. She was like, I've loved you guys for so long. And I just love meeting the White Tears in the Wild. And, you know, she obviously was like a little hesitant to come up and interrupt. But for all the YFTIers out there. there. If you see me in public, like even if I look like absolute trash at the airport, which I typically do, come on up, say hello. I love meeting you guys. It really like, I don't know,

Wells and I talk to each other, but it really sometimes doesn't feel like anyone's like listening because it's just him and I chatting right now. So when you guys come up and say hello and I can put a face to the YFT your name, you know, it really just makes all the difference. And I love that. So please keep saying hi. I enjoy it much more when people say that they're fans of YFT than like Bachelor in Paradise or like a cook the cooking show or whatever i i don't know why that is because this show is the dumbest of all of them that i do i think because it's like the least performative thing that i do in a way like not that anything like not that i'm not me and you know in other circumstances but i don't know like with star where cyrus i put i put on a bit more of

like an interviewer hat or you know like a host hat and yeah obviously djing like is a totally different persona in a sense of being a performer and like this is just like me sitting here talking to wells like it's very just very personal i guess so that's why i like when people say they listen to this and love us i feel like anyone that listens to this and is like oh my god i love you guys like actually loves the real us you know what i mean yeah they actually they actually know us which is nice have you heard about uh phone down theory phone down mm-hmm phone face down theory i mean is uh is uh is phone face down theory, your man's cheating on you theory or what?

No, it's if you go to dinner or you go get food with somebody and they sit down and they put their phone facing upwards, it means that you are not the most important thing to them. But if they put it face down, then you have their full attention. And I like that. I've always done that. I always put it upside down anyway. I think it's rude and people are like. like checking their thing.

I try, like if I'm at a dinner, I try to put it in my bag or away or my back pocket. Like I try not even to even have it on the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah,

if I'm like out and it is out on the table, I always make an effort to put it face down just because it's distracting if not, if nothing else. Like I don't want it. I got so many notifications from like ring camera for my house and like all these things. Like the dogs all have five callers. It alerts me every five fucking second. So it's very distracting.

So yeah, I've always done that. So I love that theory. So everyone should go do that, I think. I think so too. Less phones. I just want Apple to make a small phone. I would love it to be the size of a credit card.

Ooh. That goes into my wallet. Mm-hmm. That can text message, call, maybe get a music streaming service, and get me an Uber. Hmm. I would just take that. Yeah. You know?

Especially when you go on. going out. I could just like, I just need the thing that gets me back home if I'm drunk. I'm not sure because I don't wear one, but isn't an Apple Watch essentially that? Can't you do all those things on the Apple Watch but not social media? 100%. Yes, you're right about that. But also, I have a nice watch. I want to wear that. I get that. It's also part of my seven points of flare. You're what? Have you heard about this? You need to have seven points of flare? I have not. Every outfit, every outfit needs to have seven points. of flare.

Except it's a lot. I know. It's hard to do. But you can get away with some things. Okay. Okay. So, okay,

like cool glasses. Check out. Shout out to salt. Okay. One. Shout out to Flora. Oh, even nicer.

I mean, this hat isn't really, but like, let's just use it for this example. Like cool hat, right? Cool hat glasses. And then let's say I have, like a nice watch on.

That's three, right? Then maybe a bracelet for a guy or something like that. That's four. And then let's say you got some nice loafers on. YSL loafers or something, you know, something that says, hey, I'm here. And then like some acid wash jeans or something that like are cool. And then also with like an old school cool belt that goes with it.

And then maybe like some sort of like wax jacket or something. That right there will be all seven points of flare. You have to have at least seven to go out. Seven seems extreme. Yeah, I know. I feel like I could do with like four. I'm like the rest is more kind of gal. Four or five.

Yeah, but I also think that like some, like you have like a really cool like leather jacket, that might be two. That counts? That's two. Okay. I don't know. I like it.

So yeah, I get it. The watch is not cute, you know. It's not. It's against bone down theory because I'm then I'm always available. And I don't want that. I want to be less available. Same. There's this new trend called going 90s,

which is kind of crazy. Go ahead. Insane. We'll leave our phones at home if we're going to go for a walk or go to a store or go get food. The term comes from in the 90s. If you left your house, your phone was still attached to the wall because in the 90s no one had cell phones. So we call it go in 90s.

The idea is just leave your phone at home. It's going to be fine. You're not the president of the United States. You're not running a billion dollar company. It's going to be okay if you're offline for an hour or two. And it really just makes any time you're with somebody else so much more present. And we've also found that things just happen. There's a different energy that you have when you are, we call it when you're 90s.

Do you want to go 90s? Yeah, I like it. The only thing that scares me is like, God forbid, what if there's an emergency and you can't call 911? I don't know. Yeah. That's why I just want the credit card size phone. Yeah. I want to fit in my little wallet.

So if I have to have it, I'm ready to roll. Yeah. That seems like that should be something that would be lucrative. I agree. Right? Yeah, can you call someone? Can you patent that? Can you get rich?

Well, the thing is is that you have to be like, well, if you use Apple, it has to be Apple. Because I think they have small, I've seen small ones for Androids. Yeah. And you know what? I was seeing for a minute that Apple was going to do the foldable iPhone. Did you ever see that? I think that's coming next year. Crazy.

I know. But it's going to be expensive. Yeah. It's going to be, so if this is the size of the iPhone, it's going to be like this size and and then open up to like basically tablet size. I don't like that. Yeah. I know.

I need smaller, all right? I've got a MacBook Pro laptop. I've got an iPad. I've got a phone. I need less, not more. I'm with you.

Is your phone the max or the normal? The normie. Mine too. People that have the max, I like judge them so fucking hard. Dude, I just, like,

it's not, it's cumbersome in the hands. hand. It is. Like, why do you need that? And then also, like, in your pocket, it's so big, dude. Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. Give me a credit card size phone. I'm with you. Do you have some favorite things, bro? Bro. Speaking of JFK Jr. Mm-hmm. The finale of Love Story aired this past week. Oh, is it so good. Did I watch that show? Wells, it's so fucking good. I really think you'd like it, actually, even though it's a love story. I think you love it, especially since you're on this whole JFK Jr. kick.

I got some inspo. Yeah, get some inspo. Honestly, get some inspo. Listen, like, we all know what happens, right? Like, we all know the story. We all know the ending, but it's still, like, so, so great. And even though I knew what was going to happen, God, the ending is so fucking sad. It's so sad. I guess, like, I didn't realize, I would mean I was young when this all happened, right? Like I didn't realize that her sister was also on the plane. Their mom, like, didn't just lose one daughter. She lost fucking both.

That is terrible. You know what's crazy? Tell me. I'm not too far from it right now. There is an airport in New York named John F. Kennedy. That's a crazy thing. That's the one person that shouldn't be on an airport, you know? True.

That would be like naming a knife, an O.J. Simpson knife. You know, like, you shouldn't do that. People would probably buy it. They probably would. That's actually a pretty good idea. He's dead, though, now, isn't he? Unfortunately. Yeah.

But yeah, that's, you can't. It is strange. I get it. Flying your own plane would be so cool. Like, so inconvenient. Listen, no one likes to fly. No one likes to go to the airport. I get the appeal.

However, why are we getting in tiny little airplanes with just one single little engine that, like, where they have, like, such a high risk of crashing and you dying? Like, I just don't really understand. Like, is it really worth a risk? I just think it's not. I don't know.

I just, I can't believe he was flying this little fucking plane. Well, I think statistically speaking, those smaller planes are actually safer than larger ones. No, so many people die. Yeah, well, you know. Like when planes crash, it's typically the little ones, I feel like. Yeah, but those ones can glide down. This one, and then not a subject already, but I watched this other show last night, which we'll get to. And there was a plane crash in that show, and it was a teeny, tiny little, tiny little plane.

I'm like, you guys, we got to stop doing this. We got to stop flying these planes. I just, I don't know. It doesn't seem worth it to me. What was the name of the other show with the plane crash? It's called The Madison. Have you heard of it? Oh, yeah, my buddy Kevin's in it.

I know your buddy Kevin's in it. I saw his name in the credits and I was like, oh, that's well as his buddy. This is Taylor Sheridan's new show and it's got like. Michelle Pfeiffer, Kurt Russell. Yeah. Yeah, big cast. And then your buddy's in it. I'll tell you about it.

A New York family's life unravels after a tragedy. They process their grief while vacationing in rural Montana, where they explore the human connection amid their profound sorrow. The Madison starring. Kurt Russell, Michelle Pfeiffer, Bo Garrett, Patrick Adams. Here's the hot blonde L. Champ Chapman. And the guy from Lost. What's his name? Matthew Fox.

Matthew Fox. That's him. That's him. Kevin Zedgers. So here's what's crazy is, I mean, I guess Yellowstone is set in the present. Usually Taylor Sheridan's like spin-off shows are set in the past, you know? And so it was just very confusing to me

at the beginning of this show. What time are we in? Like, what decade are we in? What's going on here? I think I just expected a show about the past, like, you know, in the past. But it's not. It's present day.

This family lives in New York City. They're very rich. I can't talk about this. this without a huge spoiler alert. So if you have not watched episode one of the Madison, I need you to fast forward 60 seconds starting right this minute. I'm sorry, I have to ruin it for you. I have to.

Okay. They fucking kill off Kurt Russell and Matthew Fox in episode one. Oh, really? Yes. They die in a fucking plane crash. Yeah, but are they like flashbacks and shit? Well, I mean, I only watched the first episode last night and like not really. Like the after they die, I remember first episode, like,

I'm so confused. I'm confused how you get such huge names onto a show for them to be killed off in episode one. I'm confused because I don't, like, I'm so curious to see how this show is carried after that. Like, what's going to happen that carries this show after those two characters die? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, how can you have a whole seat? I mean, we'll see.

I'm going to watch it. I loved episode one. Loved. I love the cast. Like, all the women in it are amazing. I love Michelle Piper, obviously. The scenery is fucking beautiful. They obviously shoot at Montana and, you know, this plane crash happens.

They die. And so she and her family have to go out there to, what's it called? Grieve. No, like verify the body or whatever. Like verify the identity of the bodies and whatever. So they're out there and Kurt Russell is her husband. And he would always, he had this cabin in Montana. He and his brother had little cabins next to each other.

And he would spend a lot of time there and she would never go. She's like a city girl. All her kids, all her daughters are city girls. like none of them wanted to go. And so now that he's passed, like, it seems like they're going to spend time at this cabin in Montana and whatever and like, you know, like see what he saw about the place and experience what he experienced, which sounds cool. And I'm all for it. But like, where is this going to go?

Like, how are you going to keep people locked in? We'll see. I thought this show just came out, but there's already like six or seven episodes on Paramount. So. And they filmed season one and season two at the same time. So. Genius. They're going to be able to put out another season real quick if you like it.

Genius. So yeah, Matt really liked it. We watched it together last night. Yeah, I think I'm just, I really loved, especially Matthew Fox's character. I think is Paul maybe in the show. I loved his character. I'm so bummed that we only got one episode of him. It's crazy.

Yeah. Give me a ding for this next one. DTF St. Louis is phenomenal. Do you love it? Everyone's been saying that. It's so. Okay. First of all, it's...

What did you think DTF St. Louis was about? Down to fuck, St. Louis. I don't know. Like, I had no idea. But I watched the first half of episode one, and it's very strange. A darkly comedic tale of three middle-aged individuals entangled in a love triangle leading to one's untimely demise. DTF St. Louis starring Jason Bateman from Ozark, David Harbor, from Stranger Things, and Linda Cardenally from Bloodline and from Freaks and Geeks,

and then also Richard Jenkins. You know, I think I thought that it was about middle-aged swinging, you know? That's what I thought it was about, well, down to fuck and it was like, you know, they're bored in their marriage and they're going to go, whatever. No. It is not, I mean, it kind of is about that, but not really. It's a murder or mystery. Jason Bateman, let me say this about Jason Bateman.

He loves to be the guy that people think is the bad guy. He does. Not sure if he is, like in outsider, right? Like he's like falsely accused. Great show. Great show. Same thing here. He is definitely the one getting everything pinned on him.

And, you know, it's like slowly like unraveling. We are so caught up. We are four episodes in, I guess, completely caught up. It is so good. It's so good. The writing's fantastic. David Harbour is like really lovable. I like Jason Bateman is like really good at this thing where, well, he whispers a lot.

But like he's really good at dark, dark comedy. It's funny, but like it's fucked up, but it's funny. Anyways. Did you ever finish? What was the show on Netflix that came out recently of his that? Black Rabbit. Black Rabbit, did you finish that? No, I started it and it just didn't grasp me.

Me neither. Do we need to give that another chance or no? Maybe so. But I would start with DTF St. Louis first. It's fantastic. For sure. Okay, yeah, I've been meaning to watch it. It's on my list. I absolutely love it.

Okay. Are you caught up on Paradise at all? Yes, I'm all caught up on Paradise. You are. Okay, what, okay. I said it a week ago that I didn't. and take Alex was a person. And to me, it seemed like at the end of the episode, Alex's AI.

Is that what you think? I was thinking that. Like, it's a computer system. Yeah. Like, do you think that link is Dylan and Dylan is Sinatra's son from like a different timeline? I feel like no. I think it's too easy. Like, it's too obvious or something.

People have been saying, I've been watching on TikTok, people's fan theories. And people have been saying for basically all. season that they think Link is her son. And then, you know, in this episode, he says his name is Dylan. But is it or is he just so smart that he's done the research, knows she has a dead son named Dylan, and did

that on purpose to fuck with her, you know? Like, I could see that. I could see it. What's crazy is that my birthday's May 16th. Correise. I also wonder if Alex is some sort of program that creates

alternate timelines. I have heard people say that. What she says to her husband, his name is Dylan, I think it worked or whatever. Which is like, okay, hold on, what worked. Also, I've been seeing a thing that, like,

her husband isn't real. Like, no one ever talks to him except for her. That is true. Yeah. Interesting. But that shows great. It's so good.

Like, just when you think you start figuring things out, they bring in, like, a new layer. It's fantastic. Were you surprised that the girl got killed? Matt was more surprised than me. I'm also not sure if she's really dead. Oh, that could be true.

She's got stabbed. I think it's crazy. I mean, it did look like she was bleeding out. But it seemed a little crazy to me that they would have an entire episode dedicated to her just to kill her. But, I mean, Shailene Woodley was a huge character and died real quick.

So who knows. Yeah. I watched a couple films on the plane. A couple films, you say. A couple films. I watched Fountain of Youth. Do you know about Fountain of Youth? Yeah, we tried to watch this forever ago,

and it was not it. Did you like it? Listen. Listen, for what it is, it's fun. It's Indiana Jones meets National Treasure meets Angels and Demons, you know, whatever. Is it cheesy? Yeah.

Two estranged siblings join forces to seek the legendary Fountain of Youth using historical clues they embark on an epic quest filled with adventure. If successful, the mythical fountain could grant an immortality. Fountain of Youth starring. Here's the thing that cast is really good. I know. John Crosinski, Natalie Portman, Isaac Gonzalez, and Dominole Blisen.

Natalie Portman and John Corsensky are a brother and sister. and Dom Hall, Lison, I guess his name is, is like the billionaire that's funding, like, the search for, you know, the fucking fountain of youth and they're going together. And then Isa or Isa Gonzalez is like the protector of the secrets of the fountain of youth and she's going after John Krasinski and Natalie Porman because she doesn't want this power to be released. Is it cheesy and not that great?

Yes. Was it fun to watch? 100%. Was it? We didn't finish it. You got to get to the Fountain of Youth part, you know? I guess, yeah. For such a big cast, I was just disappointed.

I just... I know. And they totally set it up like, this is going to be, you know, like a trilogy. And then you're like, is it? I don't know. I don't think.

I don't know about that. And then the other thing I watched on the plane was Aziz Ansari and Keanu Reeves. and Seth Rogan in Good Fortune. Oh. It's a really fun concept. A well-meaning but rather anept angel named Gabriel medals in the lives of a struggling gig worker

and a wealthy venture capitalist good fortune. So Keanu Reeves plays an angel named Gabriel. And really his only job as a guardian angel is to notify you when you're about to get into a car crash because you're looking at your phone texting. and he feels unfulfilled. So he wants to be like another angel, like Ezekiel or something, that like inspiring people to be great or whatever and, you know, whatever, changing lives. He feels very unfulfilled.

Aziz Ansari is a poor Uber Eats driver and can't keep a job and is broke and is sleeping in his car. And it becomes the personal assistant of Seth Rogen's character, who is a venture capitalist, who lives like in the Hollywood Hills. and effectively, Keanu Reeves wants to show Aziz Ansari's character that, like, Seth Rogan's life wouldn't be better

than his own life. But he quickly realizes that he's wrong and having money fixes everything. And Aziz Ansari does not want to go back. And then calamity ensues and, you know, we go on a journey and, you know,

will he eventually ever figure out that his life was actually more valuable than that of a rich man's, who knows. Yeah. Now, is the acting in this not great? Yes. I love Keanu Reeves. So does Matt.

But God damn it, is he just a one-trick pony with his acting? All right? He is one speed. John Wick was his big thing, right? John Wick, yeah. Well, I think the Matrix was his big thing. But John Wick, I feel like is why men love Keanu Reeves.

Yes, 100%. I think why men like Keanu Reeves, one is he does all his own stunts. Like he's like a really like accomplished gunsman and stuff. I see. And then also why men like Keanu Reeves is, I think it was in the last Matrix. They were short on money and he took a pay cut to be able to pay the entire cruise. Oh, wow. Paychecks and stuff.

So I think he's just a really good guy. Got it. It's bad acting, but it's a fun story. and Seth Rogen's really funny, like just innately. I liked it. I liked it a lot. And you can watch it on stars or prime video. All right.

You know, we were talking about DTF St. Louis earlier, which is on HBO. I've been going back into the archives. Oh, really? I started watching the leftovers again. Do you remember that show? Oh, I loved that show. Yeah. I liked it, too.

I like the book. And I think we talked about it last week that I was going to start this, journey and it might be better the second time around, I got to say. Really? Interesting. I've forgotten kind of everything that happens, so I'm enjoying it. But anyways, if you're looking for like a throwback, you can do worse than the leftovers. Yeah, it's a good one. Are you and your family friends with the Smiths?

Which Smiths are we? Will Smith? Like Will Smith and Jada? Well, you know, no. However, Jaden was at the Hannah Montana premiere, so apparently there is some sort of connection. Okay. This is me speaking, not the Cyrus family. The more I learn about the Smiths, the more I hate them.

Oh. And think that they shouldn't be where they are today. Let me just show you this video. Okay. This is Jaden. He is in Paris and he discreet. he discovers hail for the first time. Ice is falling to the sky.

It was cold. I knew it was cold, bro. Ice is bouncing off of me. Do you see this? Rain doesn't, bro. It actually hurts a little bit. Bro. Yeah.

What's happening? It's hailing. What's going on? What do you mean what's going on? It's hailing, you dumb fuck. It's bouncing off, bro. You're not supposed to be able to catch rain in your hand. That's because it's not rain.

It's not. It's ice, you dumb shit. You're not supposed to be able. supposed to be able to catch rain, dog. It's bouncing out of my hand. You can catch ice. What's happening? It's hailing.

Yes, it's hailing. I knew it was cold. I knew it was cold, but to bounce rain in ice form of my body is crazy. It's not rain, you dumb. This is what happens when children don't leave Los Angeles. Just the amount of rage that that video gives me is really fronels. frustrating. Really?

Yeah, because it's like, one, it's really performative. Two, it's like, are you fucking stupid? Like, you've never heard of hail before or even snow for that matter? Like, you can catch snow. When it's snowing, you're like, what? I can't believe this cold rain is floating down. What? What is happening?

And then, do you remember that video that surfaced of him being like, I don't even like to talk to kids my age? Like, they don't talk about anything important. I just want to talk about, like, the socioeconomic problems in, like, politics. Shut the fuck up. You are so full of shit. You don't even know what hail is. Anyways, the more I learn about the Smith,

the more I hate them, okay? I don't like Will Smith after he punched Chris Rock. I think that was fucked up and stupid. I feel like not enough bad happened for doing something like that. He won an Oscar that night, for Christ's sake. And then you get a thing at Smith, they're obviously in some sort of like weird open relationship where he's like fucking, she's like fucking is like her son's friends or something.

I think she's a bad person. And then she just uses all that with like the red table talk thing. I don't like that. And then I think these kids are idiotic. And I think that whole family sucks. My God. You know what I was thinking about the other day? What?

Intentionally not been speaking out about the Bachelor stuff these days. Well, I'm assuming you cut it all from last week. I did. We had some YF's years that wrote me and said they were so disappointed we didn't talk about it. I know. I'll speak when I need to speak about it, I guess. But this is my thing. And this also isn't just about.

Kelaher Frankie Paul. But this is my thought. We are making, as a society, we're making the wrong people famous. Yeah. What is happening? It's like the dumbification of the United States or the world. We have dumb people in charge, making dumb decisions, putting dumb people in charge of being famous. And that's dumb. It really frustrates me. It goes all the way to the top of the political sphere. Who is making these people hate us? I don't know. I don't know either, man. It's really frustrating.

It is. Tiger Woods. Hey, buddy. Maybe with your $5 billion you've made playing golf and selling golf clothes and selling Nike shit and selling golf clubs. Maybe, just maybe, when you get fucked up on some oxy, you have your driver take you home. What is happening? The problem is that these people, the elite. They're just surrounded by sycophants, assholes who just tell you what you want to hear.

You're fine the drive. No, you're not, bro. You've crashed a range rover going 30 miles an hour at 2 p.m. on a Friday, leaving the golf club. Get an Uber account. What is happening? And then I hear the excuse of like, well, it's the only time you get to feel like a normal person. Shut up. You're ruining your entire legacy by continuing.

He's got, he's crashed four cars. He crashed four cars. After the first one, you need to, someone needed to be like, okay, hold on. No more driving for you, you know? Or if you are driving, did you take your medication today? Because you shouldn't be driving. Yeah. I think it's crazy.

Crazy. He doesn't follow him like they were making the wrong people famous because he was actually like, they're actually talented. Yeah. Like he had something to give. He also changed golf forever and he broke barriers. But dude, let's stop driving drunk. So yeah.

This has been quite the rant. Yeah. I just, it's really frustrating. But I keep hearing that they want to make Mora Higgins, the Bachelorette. I've seen that. I think it's bullshit. But here for it, 100%. I don't think she would, I don't know if she would do that.

I don't think she should do that if I were her. However, selfishly, I wish she would because my biggest complaint about the show is that the fashion is always horrible. And if she would. the Bachelorette. That would not be the case. I don't think it's going to happen. I would love for it to happen. I co-signed this. I approve this message. Mora Higgins should definitely be. And also then you need to have Ben Higgins be like her like confidant.

And then it's like the Higgins talks. Like it can write itself. Also going back to the thing, not for nothing, but she is insanely beautiful. Gorgeous. If I'm watching her on my screen, I'm thinking, yeah, I get. I get why all these guys would probably come from all over the world to try to marry this woman. She's smart. She's gorgeous. She's got great fashion.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Make her the vatrette. They won't do it. No. You want to know why? Why, I think they won't do it? I don't think they can order.

They lost so much money. They gambled, right? They put all their chips on black and guess what it came up red. So now they're like $60 million in the hole or something like that. They're already like notorious for underpaying the leads to do this show. You think that Laura Higgins is it going to be like, I want $6 million. I want $10 million, you know? And they're going to be like, but they should do it because I could see her actually saving the thing.

And I'll tell you why she's such a great hire is because it would become international. Oh, yeah, totally. Like you would have British guys, you'd have French guys, you have Span. Like all these people from the Love Island world. I'm kind of sick of Americans being on reality TV. I kind of want some, I want some flair. I want some flavor. I want some Spanish chutzpah.

That's why I like too hot to handle. It's like people from all over the world. Yeah. Too hot to handle is pretty fun. Great show. Yeah. Have you gone to go see Project Hail Mary yet? I think we might go tonight.

Really? I'm so excited. I got to go see that. After we go home. Yeah, day night. We'll be date night. There's something better, you know? Yeah.

You do a little make-out sesh? Nice dinner, go to a movie. Yeah, super nostalgic and just great. Yeah. Love it. Are your movie theaters the ones now that are like the seat recline? Oh, yeah. They bring you food if you want it.

Although I prefer to have food beforehand, but they will bring it to you. I know, but there's a part of me that doesn't like that because I end up wanting to fall asleep. Because they're bringing me alcohol and they're bringing me nachos and I'm completely just flat on my back. Yeah, see, I don't need all that. I love just like a classic popcorn at the moon. Yeah, but you got to go see it in IMAX, I think.

Everyone's been saying that. I think that is the play. I'm not usually big on like the IMAX and all the 3D and all the things, but I feel like this one in IMAX is key. Yeah. I've got one more thing. I don't know what this is.

It just says church humor. Oh, that sounds fun. Oh, this is great. Sounds a fun. offensive? Yeah, we'll piss off some people. No, actually, this is pretty great. So two churches located across the street from each other, they go into, they have this battle. And apparently Catholics have a sense of humor and I guess the Presbyterians do not. Anyways, here we go. So Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church on their marquee, all dogs go to heaven.

Belua, Presbyterian Church. Only humans go to heaven, read the Bible. If I'm a free agent for religion, and I'm seeing these two, I'm going, Catholic seem cooler, but anyways. Absolutely. So then Our Lady of Martyrs, Catholic Church replies with their marquee, God loves all his creations, dogs included. My God.

Presbyterian Church, dogs don't have souls. This is not open for debate. This can't be real. Catholic Church. Catholic dogs go to heaven. Presbyterian dogs conducted a pastor. That is good. Presbyterian Church.

Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul. Catholic Church. Free dog souls with conversion. Oh my gosh. This is insane. Presbyterian. Church, dogs or animals, there aren't any rocks in heaven either. Catholic Church, all rocks go to happen.

Oh, my God. I don't think, I think this is AI, but I love it all the same. So who cares if it's real or not? It's freaking funny. It is good. It is good. It's also a crazy stance to take. I don't know any entity that I've come across that are more deserving of going to

a place like heaven, then dogs are. Same. If anyone's getting into heaven, it's dogs. I feel like humans, we're all going to hell. For sure. Also, there's a movie called All Dogs Go to Heaven. Great movie. Also, did you see, it was all over TikTok last week. I don't think I mentioned it, but this group of people, I think in like Minnesota or somewhere

up north Wisconsin maybe, broke out. They like broke into a lab that was testing on Beagles and rescue. a bunch of them. Have you seen this? No. Oh my gosh. Yeah. It's like a group of like 20 people. I think one of them was an actress, like a name that people know. And they all got fucking arrested, you know, and they're trying to put these dogs back in this lab. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Like what the actual fuck? You're going to arrest the people that are rescuing beagles, but you are going to let all this other shit that's happening

in the world just slide. I don't understand. I don't understand. And I just don't understand why we allow animal testing like this. Like, why do we allow these labs where these dogs are so mistreated that aren't there rules that dogs have to have like, I don't know, there should be rules that dogs have

like a certain amount of space, food, water, shelter, and that they are not being tortured. I agree. What happened with the Epstein files? Huh? Where did that go? Exactly.

Like, we're just going to let that go, but we're going to put the people in jail that are rescuing abused puppies. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Tell you what? Sign me up to go in.

I'll get arrested for Beagle Freedom. Operation Beagle Freedom is... Let's fucking go. Yeah, it's a worthy cause. Would you go? To Beagle Freedom? To risk, even if you thought you'd get arrested for a couple nights, would you go rescue Beagles? Yeah.

As long as I'm not going to prison. Sign me and Wells up. Let's fucking go. Yeah, if you guys want to DM, he's going to get tased. He's big. He's scary. Just try to put Matt in jail. I dare you.

Yeah. Apparently what we've learned today is that beagles are in danger and we must save them. Must. And also their souls are completely covered by Catholic law. Also, rocks are available to go to heaven. The Smiths suck real hard. Also, you know it's really funny. I hate the Smiths, this family. And I also hate the ban the Smiths.

Really? Yeah. Interesting. That lead singer, he's the worst. Oh. The worst. Not a fan of that guy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I have an update.

I'm going to tell the Y of Tiers first. Well, actually, I might post it on Instagram before Wednesday. What's, you know what? As of right now, the YF Tiers are hearing it first. So remember how I told you guys that I was going to build a house? Yes. Turns out four months into that, we still don't have any fucking permit. and it's taking fucking forever

and I got to get the fuck out of the house I'm in so Matt and I bought a house closed on it last week and it's very cool I'm very excited about it but we're gonna do some renovations and when I say we I mean Matt's gonna too all work

yep I'm gonna pick out the things and Matt's gonna make my dreams come true and that's how it's gonna work I want to take everybody along for the ride I'm gonna be doing lots of content around we're doing this house And yeah, so I just wanted the, I didn't want the YF2 years to be confused when they see me on Instagram being like, I bought a house. They're going to be like, what the fuck?

Aren't you building a house? So I just wanted to give you guys the update and let you know what's going on so that you're not confused because the YFT years deserve to hear it first, you know? You should do a YouTube channel? I should. I don't know how I've made it this long without my own, without a YouTube. Do you have a YouTube channel? No. I didn't either.

I had to make one last week to post these Hannah Montana remixes because I was like, I don't have a YouTube. but I did start one. Yeah. So yeah, so maybe some YouTube content, some content of Matt being a hot contractor. I feel like I would like to see that. I feel like people would like to see that. The peeps, the peeps need to see it.

I think the people need to see it. And yeah, so I'm so excited. I just wanted to share. So we're starting that process now. We're going to start ripping shit out of there and doing the work. And then hopefully later in the summer, we can move in.

Very nice. All right. That's what I got going out. One of the stats of it. Is it a 3-2? Is it a 4-5? Is it how many square feet? What are we, where is it at?

It's a, it's technically a four three. Okay. Yeah, four three, but we are not using all the bedrooms as bedrooms. I think it's like 3,000 square feet, which I think is a great size, downsizing from where I'm at now, but still gives me plenty of space for all the things. One of the bedrooms is going to be the dog room. Obviously, my children need a better own room. So the dogs are getting this really lovely bedroom with life.

Lots of windows and natural light and access to the backyard. The other bedroom, my walking closet, obviously. And then we're going to have the primary sweet situation. We're gutting both bathrooms. Both bathrooms need a massive redo. Actually, all three. We're going to gut all three. So that's what we're working on.

And then downstairs, you'll find the guest bedroom with access to the backyard. It's honestly the biggest, coldest, darkest bedroom in the house. And I'm a little jealous because I love cold, dark, and big bedrooms. But that's going to be the guest suite. So when you want to come visit. And then also downstairs, you'll find. my new office, which I'm really excited about because there's a ton of natural light. And I'm going to set up my little podcast corner.

I'm going to set up my little DJ corner. And it's going to be great. All right. Well, I'm excited for this. Yeah, thanks. Same. What are you doing? You're moving.

You're moving. I'm being a personal assistant. You're the personal assistant for the week. That's okay. Or am I an executive assistant? You should say executive assistant. That's what they say, right? They don't say a PA.

They say EA. Yeah. That's what Pat is for Miley. Yeah, I'm an executive. You're an executive assistant. That's right, bitch. Yeah. But I'm very excited to be going back home.

I am. I bet. Yeah. I've been traveling too much. I need to stop. Mm, which traveling's the worst. Yeah, especially with this TSA shit. I know.

Somehow I've avoided that because Nashville's been okay and Burbank obviously so easy. But yeah. LAX is fine too, but it's like JFK and the Guardia. a nightmare. Yeah. Well, good luck with that. Thank you so much. All right.

Well, uh, see you guys next week. See you then. Bye. Bye.