Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Yippie-Yi-Yo!

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

Wells is back from yet another golf thing and Brandi is back from posting thotty pics to her close friends’ story! Now that the two are safe and sound at home after always chaotic travel experiences, they can finally catch up on Brandi’s calves, Wells’ jawline, and some favorite things. Your hosts have had it with just about everyone lately, but thankfully Wells had at least one friendly face on his flight recently: Pedro from Napolean Dynamite. Speaking of great movies, Wells and Brandi have plenty of fave things for you, per usual, including the best murder doc ever made and an album by a sometimes-petty artist you’ve probably never heard of, Taylor Swift. Plus, Sarah has a bunch of recs for the YFTers, too! They wrap the pod by diving into a new couple alert and further analyzing the appeal of the Montana Boyz.  Favorite things mentioned:   The Jinx  The New Look  Palm Royale  Fallout  The Circle  Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom  Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver  Anyone But You  Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow  The Tortured Poets Department    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Nurx: Taking control of your health starts here. Go to nurx.com/YFT to get started! StoryWorth: Save $10 on your first purchase when you go to StoryWorth.com/yft    Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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I don't want to set the world on fire. Have you guys seen those videos on TikTok? It's like the fallout filter. By the way, I talked to Brandy about fallout last week. God, that show's so good. You guys watching? Whatever. If you're not, you're a dark. I just got back from Dallas, Texas. Going through the big D, I don't mean Dallas. And I got back late last night, landed at 9.30, didn't get my bags until 10.30 because the Burbank airport baggage claim hates me. Always hates me, but it's fine. And then I got in an Uber and it was driven by a wonderful, I think he was Indian, maybe Pakistani. And it was a fucking party in this van, dude. He had lights. He was playing like, I don't know, like Bollywood music and it was bumping. And I was there at the

ride share pickup and everyone sees me getting in and I just yell out of the car. I'm like, this place is a party. And everyone laughed. And then he turned it down, actually, when I got in. Because he probably felt a little bit bad about it. Maybe a little self-conscious. Because I was like, this thing is going off. And then I went home. And I ordered, on the way home, ordered Taco Bell Postmates.

Because, you boys, I'm fatty. Make butter pants. And I came home. I kissed my wife. I kissed our dog. And then I went home. I kissed my wife. I kissed our dog. And then I went home and went downstairs and I ate some Taco Bell. And it was delicious. And then I had some this morning.

Now I'm here. I'm ready to do the show. It's funny. At this golf room I was at in Dallas, I met a wife here at the bar. I was like, yeah, I got to record tomorrow. And she's like, oh, you're going to be hungover to start. And I'm like, yep. Well, I'm always hungover if I like to start this show.

Because your boy's got a problem. It's called a functioning alcoholism. I actually don't feel hungover at all. I'm like a little tired, but hungover? Nah, dog. Your boy's fine. Your boy is fine. Should we do it?

Should we call the brandy? Should we call the brandzino? Oh yeah, we're still using that. You know we are. It's time to call her up. I'm not hungover, but I feel fat because it's like a bell. Hello. Hello. How you doing? Good. How are you doing? I'm good. What's going on with your forehead there? Wrinkles. No. What's wrong with it? It just looks a little sunburned.

I'm not sunburned. I'm tan. No, I see fingerprints. You do? Yeah. Yeah. I was a little sunburned yesterday. I've got to be honest with you.

Did you wear SPF? No, I didn't. Well. Your boy doesn't need it. He doesn't. Yes, you do. He's not scared. I'm not scared of the sun. The sun. You're not scared of skin cancer? Wells! Your boy doesn't need it. He doesn't. Yes, you do. I'm not scared of the sun.

You're not scared of skin cancer? Nah, dog. I'm Portuguese. I know too many people that have had their face cut out because of that. I know. But here's the thing. My mom, who I look exactly alike, Uh-huh. she's never worn SPF anything in her entire life.

Oh, my God. Not a single day. All right. Well, I'll. Not a single day. All right. Well, I'll pray for you, but. Yeah. I did get a little sunburn yesterday. You know what's weird about when you get sunburns and then you feel hot. So hot.

The reason why I'm sunburned is because I was in Dallas for that golf tournament, so I didn't wear sunscreen when I was outside all day. And then we were in the airplane, and I was like, this airplane is the hottest airplane ever. One of my worst nightmares is coming true. What is that? Capris are back in style. Clam diggers? Pedal pushers? Yep, that's the same thing.

They're so ugly. Why are we doing this? Because fashion's cyclical, man. Also, that's how I knew them is clam diggers. But if you mistake a letter in that word, you could get canceled immediately. I mean, I do have great calves.

What do you care? You got great legs, lady. I have great calves for sure. Well, you don't think you're, you don't think your thighs are any good. Well,

they're like a little muscular, but like my calves are chef's kiss, like really great. And like my sister's always so jealous of my ankles because they're so skinny and delicate. And she kind of has cankles. I know. And she and my mom are always like, oh, Brandy has the best ankles. I'm like, I know.

So then this should be great news for you. There's just something about the pants like cutting at the knee that's just not flattering on anyone. Yeah. I don't know. Let's glass half full this. I mean, it could be great because then you don't have to shave your legs halfway up. Oh, I only shave them halfway up anyway.

So do you just have like a forest on the thighs? You know, I don't have a lot of hair on my thighs. Not a lot of thigh hair. No, it's really weird. But like I do have hair on my lower legs and it's kind of dark because like my hair is dark, you know. And for some reason, yeah, on my thighs, I just like don't have a lot of hair. I it's kind of dark because like my hair is dark you know and for some reason yeah on my thighs I just like don't have a lot of hair I'm just like not really

that hairy of a person which you would think is a good thing except for that also means I just don't have a whole lot of hair on my head yeah tragedy tragedy I got a lot of hair on my head I'm not that hairy of a person no you're not I do have a hairy chest though but it's like not super hairy like it's not like a hairy. Like, it's not like a carpet, you know? No, it's not a carpet. And I actually do not have very hairy legs. No? I used to get made fun of by my friends. Let me see your arms.

Oh, yeah. Not that hairy. They're really not. No. It's very weird. I have no back hair. Well, you also have no facial hair. That's true. I mean, I do. I do have it, but it's patchy. Yeah. It's patchy at best.

Yeah. But with that comes a whole other bag of worms that I have to deal with. That is, you have to keep the jawline tight because I can't hide it under a beard, you know? And a lot of guys do. It must be freaking nice. Yeah, I know. you know? And a lot of guys do must be freaking nice.

I know, you know, I, you know, the, the, the look that I've seen a lot is, and it does look good, but I'm sitting there being like,

I know you got no fucking jawline guy. You've just used the beard to contour is when they, so then they have, they have the short sides, kind of like my hair, right? Okay. And then they have like the gel,

like cool, like pulled over. It's kind of like a hipster, like bad- badass look. Okay. And then they have the beard that kind of like goes out, you know, past their chin, if you know what I'm saying. Sort of, yeah. And then keeps it, you know, tight.

So it's like this kind of beard that goes like this and then they really form it very well. So it looks like they're Joshua chiseled and they got like basically no hair on the side and like a cool like gelled over thing on top and I'm sitting there. Kind of genius. I know and I'm sitting there being like I know if you shave that off. I know what's really going on here. I know what's really going on buddy and unlike you I have to fight for this

jawline okay. I've even got this little thing that I chew on this little plastic thing that I chew on to try to work the jaw. You're joking. No, to work the jaw muscles. You do this? Yeah.

I saw it on some, you know, TikTok ad or like Joe Rogan was talking about it. Not that I'm like a Joe Rogan podcast listener, but like popped up, you know, so I bought it. I don't know if that is great for your jaw, to be honest. Who cares? What about mouth taping? Oh, I do that at night.

That's supposed to help your jawline. Really? Mm-hmm. It definitely helps with not snoring and sleeping well. Breathing through your nose helps keep it all snatched. I can see that. Because when you're sleeping through your mouth, you're just... Look at what my fucking jaw does.

Jesus Christ, it's ugly. I don't like that. No one wants to fuck that. Speaking of, I have a favorite thing about sleep. Okay. I think it was

ABC or Disney sent me, they always send me like a gift after we finished filming Paradise or whatnot. That's nice. They sent me this thing and I thought it was kind of a shitty gift.

I gotta be honest with you. I was like, because I've gotten like Apple TV in the past, like good stuff. It's always like Apple products. It's always like new AirPods. They're not spending any money to gift you, you know. Yeah, I'm pretty low on the totem pole, but whatever.

But they sent me this thing. I think you would love it. It's called a hatch. Have you heard of this? No. Fave thing. Not an ad. Should be.

Producers, look into it. The company is called Hatch and it's this half moon wooden speaker and you connect it to your phone and it effectively just plays white noise at night. Oh, I mean, I have a white noise machine. No, I know, but this one's different. The one that I've got is set to like 442 Hertz or whatever. And it sounds so wonderful. Wake up gently to a sunrise that supports your natural circadian rhythm. So it like lights up like the sun's coming up and that's supposed to wake you up. And then this sleep deeply and drowned out background noises with sleep sounds inspired by nature and backed by science set a dreamy mood with a light color like lilac or warm white to cue your

body for bedtime minimalist designed for your bedside table built for sleepy hands now available in three natural colors rest and rise buttons easily begin your night routine or turn off your monitoring alarm with a single press of a button. Alarm sounds, no more jarring alarm. Wake up to soothing sounds like forest birds or morning singing bull. Anyways, you've already got a sound machine, but I have it. And the nights that I use when I sleep with it, I sleep so good. Yeah. And it's so funny too, because if, if I'm awake, I can hear it. And then when I fall asleep, I can't hear it anymore. Do you have that with your sleep machine? Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. All I know is that people are like, you sleep with a wet and then they sleep

with it once and they're fucking hooked. And they're like, wait a second. This is genius. I love this. And I'm like, I know I'm about to go on a trip for a while. I think I might take it with me. You absolutely should. Here's the thing I really love about it is like'm like, I know. I'm about to go on a trip for a while. I think I might take it with me. You absolutely should. Here's the thing I really love about it is like, yeah, it drowns out noise or whatever. But I sleep in so many different hotels and different places. It's the constant of it to me. Like no matter where I'm sleeping, it's the same sound.

You know what I mean? It gives me some sort of comfort of feeling like I'm in the same place even though I'm not. Yeah. Genius. Well, how's everything going for you? Great. I just got back from vacation. Oh, yeah. You went down to the Bahamas?

The Bahamas, yeah. Oh, good. You're so unreadable. Who just goes to the Bahamas like a crazy person? A lot of people, actually. Really? The Bahamas are like so accessible. The Bahamas were bumping.

Is that how that song goes? I don't know. But a lot of people go to The Bahamas were bumping. Is that how that song goes? I don't know. But a lot of people go to the Bahamas. They just don't go to the Bahamas the way we went to the Bahamas. Late at night, the party was bumping. So you went on your sister's plane. From Miami, we did, yeah. Well, that's very nice.

Yes, it was very nice. And we were on this teeny tiny little island i almost don't even want to tell people what it was because the great thing about it is no one was there you know oh so then no one was in the bahamas well they weren't on our island oh my god i mean there was like so there were like obviously like people live there but it's so tiny like you can drive the length of the island in a golf cart in like five minutes i love those islands i mean it was teeny teeny tiny and they the people we were like chatting with the locals on the last night and they were saying that literally there's like

a certain number of people that are allowed to live there and that's it because they don't want it to get crowded you know what i mean so it's they literally only let so many people on the island which is super cool was it epstein island no okay good you don't want to go there don't want to go there no was was puff daddy there no no no okay good good no no no there were a lot of nice yachts parked in the dock though like nice ones we took a walk along the docks and like everybody that came off the boats spoke in a European accent. Like for sure just loaded gazillionaires that come here

and I don't know like hide their money maybe not sure but it was pretty cool. Love that. I wore a lot of SPF because I'm a responsible human. Whatever. But I did get tan. Whatever. But I did get tan. Whatever. Are you on my close friend's Instagram story?

I don't know. Am I? Well, I guess not because you would have seen some posts this week, I guess. Well, I was kind of busy this week. I feel like you are on it. But I also posted some thotty photos on it this week. I feel like you are on it, but I also like posted some thotty photos on it this week. Oh, you did? And I'm kind of like, so sorry to all my guy friends that don't want to see that, I guess. Yeah, I think we want to see it. Like I was thinking like, I feel like there's some

people on this story that they're like scarred because I'm posting thotty photos of my close friends. What do you mean? It's a small bikini. You're bent over. It's a tiny bikini. And like my ass is out. A teeny weeny bikini. But like gotta, you know.

Hey, if you gotta, gotta. You know, if you gotta flaunt it. There's also some people on my close friends that I want to see that. See? Yeah. Yeah. You didn't look at any of it, I don't think. I don't think I did, actually.

Because I definitely would have written down in my notes, Brandy out here working for the weekend. Someone's gotta. Yeah. Someone's gotta. Do you want to show me some pictures so I can tell you, oh, Brandy, that's a little much. No. Okay, good. I don't.

Well, I'm glad you had fun. I had a ball in Dallas, played in that golf tournament. Well, it looked like y'all got rained out or something. We did. We got rained out on Saturday, which was a bummer, but it was fine. We had a lot of fun. Speaking of thotty pics, Ben was posting some scandalous. Was he?

Just some, you know, just booty out, like squatting and just, yeah, he was getting after it. Well, that's good. He's got a great butt, you know? I was like, get it, Ben. He's a beautiful boy and he's in great shape. And I just got to say it out loud. Ben beat me. And yeah, so it's a sore subject.

I don't really want to talk about it at all. I feel like, is Ben good at golf? I feel like, yeah. He is. Ben and I are both pretty good. And usually, I beat him. It's pretty close, though. But usually, I beat him.

But he's got me in the last two tournaments, so you know what? The tide is turning, and it is what it is, and I maybe have to take some lessons. But we had fun. We supported the Invited Celebrity Classic. Shout-out to Choctaw Casino and Resort for putting it on. It's so much fun.

Sucked the rain was bad, but we had a good time. Well, I love that for you. Thanks. Should we shut the show? Yeah. Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy the Brandzino.

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So was I. Yeah. Well, you weren't on a plane and I was not. No, no. I flew home on Southwest. Okay, good. Oh, good. Then you were in the People's Airline. By the way, you know who's on my flight that I noticed? Who? The guy from Napoleon Dynamite. I think, is his name Pedro? Pedro? I don't know. Yeah, Pedro. His real name is Efren Ramirez. Anyways, I totally recognized him and I was like, that's Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. And I feel like- What's he doing in Dallas? I don't know. He might be from there. He seems Mexican or Hispanic. There's a large contingency of Mexicans in Texas. True. I had a aisle seat.

And I am a pretty slender. I'm not pretty slender. I'm a very slender man, you know? And, you know, I try to give the middle seat guy his armrest. So, you know, I'm kind of favoring the left-hand side, okay? But I'm still within my little wall. I swear to fucking God, I got bumped nine zillion times.

Okay? I always do. Hey, what do we... Listen. It's one thing if you're coming through with the cart, okay? I'll... Whoa, whoa. I don't want to lose an elbow here, you know? I don't want my weenus to come off. Sure. That's's the i know what that is yeah let's get in your elbow not my penis my weenus uh yeah yeah you know you know

dr brandy over here uh but everyone else bump and it's like hey guys if if you can't get through naturally without bumping every single person like you, like you're in a fucking bumper cars, then here's what you're going to do. You're going to sideways walk, all right? When you go through a hallway or like a tight, narrow, you know, awning of sorts, sometimes you got to go sideways, you know? Get all through there. Here's my problem. Yeah. And sideways makes it worse.

I can't fucking stand when people are getting on the plane and they have a huge backpack on. And if they turn sideways, it just slams you in the face and they have no awareness. Yeah, they don't care. Zero awareness. It's the bags hitting me in the face that I just cannot. Yeah. People are just such pieces of garbage flying i don't understand so the there was this guy he was in the window

he was like a fitness guy and he was reading some book about unlocking the body's potential and i always like read what everyone else is reading and i'm like when are you reading a fucking dork and it was like all about you know, omega threes and fatty acids and unlocking. And he was wearing the shortest of shorts and sandals, which gross dude, you can't, you can't go sandals on a plane, man, like flip-flop sandals and then like kind of like a muscle shirt. And he was probably like 65. He was very proud of like how in shape he was. And you know, they come on the thing and

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..................... tray table needs to go up and it's like whatever we all know like this means nothing but like we do it because of whatever it's the rule totally and this guy who's reading this book looks straight at the girl and he goes we're landing in 20 minutes yeah okay i'll close it in 20 minutes and i was like uh don't be a dick about like this it's not she didn't come up with this stupid fucking rule all right you don't gotta be right you're gonna be a cunt to this chick what did she do she's just fucking going through the motions all right some big wig at boeing or whatever uh is like this is the rule or the faa she's just a cog in the machine and don't you don't gotta be a dick about it and i want to turn and be like dude who the fuck do you think you are but then it's like then i don't want to get into it with somebody you know but i was like oh what a piece, what a piece of shit. True to form. Like, right. Like maybe four minutes before we

started landing, he, he lifted it up and I thought, okay, well, you know what? He's probably not wrong here. He did close it. I know, I know. But being mean to people for no reason, like that's not their fault. I don't like that. And then there was this other lady. I'm always amazed like what people wear after the airport. And this lady was was she looked like she's about five four okay and like flowing like kind of hippie pants and she had dreadlocks and then like bad luggage and so we're at the baggage claim so this woman like looks at a piece of luggage and she's like kind of turning it over to see if it's hers you know and this woman this other woman who's dressed in the baggy pants and whatever and the dreadlocks she's like no ma'am no ma'am no ma'am not your no ma'am i was

like okay crazy person luggage looks similar to other luggage you know like what are you fucking she just fucking said it was hers you know it was like she was stealing like someone's like you know like lunch in the in like the break room refrigerator you know no ma'am no ma'am and i was like what is what is wrong with you first of all you could have been like i think that's mine totally hey i think that's mine actually yeah that one looks like mine but coming-huh. But coming straight at, hey, no ma'am. Nope. I wanted to fucking stab this lady in the temple. That night the body was jumping.

Yippee-yi-yo. Everybody having a ball. What song is that? Why is that song in my head? I don't know. Flying really makes you very angry. It does. I hate people.

I know. I'm the same. I realize that. I really, I love talking to people. Like this event, you know, like when people are like, oh my God, I'm like a big fan or like I love Bachelor in Paradise or whatever. I love talking to nice people. But when I see mean people, I hate them so much. I love bachelor paradise or whatever. I love talking to nice people, but when I see mean people,

I hate them so much. I know. It's amazing. On the airplane, I did watch some terrible things. One thing in particular, just staying on the negative drain, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got some good stuff coming up. Don't worry. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I watched Aquaman two. Oh, I never saw Aquaman 2. Oh. I never saw Aquaman 1. That was bad, but it wasn't even... It's nowhere near as bad as Aquaman 2. And it's so bad, but what's sad about it is it's so bad that it's not even good bad. You know how sometimes you're watching something and you're like, this is so bad, it's amazing.

It's so bad, it's terrible terrible i had to stop watching it first of all like jason omoa is like an attractive man super hot horrible actor i'm sorry his delivery of lines he's trying to be funny and you're like are you i don't what are you doing here you can tell that they really didn't want amber heard in the story so they're cutting her out as much as they possibly can. She's in it? She's in it. And it's like he's got a son and the son just pees in his mouth all the time. And you're like, okay, I know that's a thing. But the jokes use way too much.

There's one time where he gets peed in the mouth, right? So golden showered by his own son. And then there's another scene. What's the context of that? I don't know. There's another scene when the baby starts peeing and he dodges it, you know? And then Amber Heard uses her power of manipulation of

water to force the pee-pee into Jason Momoa's mouth. The dialogue is so bad. Sounds horrible. Yeah. I do not recommend. Do not pass go. Do not collect $ horrible. Yeah. I do not recommend. Do not pass go.

Do not collect $100. Okay. And no part during your ramblings was there any information of value. I award you no points. May God have mercy upon your soul. Wow. I just want to know about the peeing in the mouth and the context of that. Well, you know how like when you're changing a baby's diaper and he searches a pee and it gets on you. So it was like that. It's like that, but it's like that. It happens a lot for some reason. In this movie? Yeah. Got it. Wait, to go back to airplanes really quickly.

Okay. Okay. So this is more of like a jurisdiction question really. Okay. So you know how you'll be in a plane and there's windows right and sometimes you have a window that's like that's your window like whoever's in the window so you can be like this is my window i'm in control sometimes there's one kind in between in the middle and that window is in no man's land and who has jurisdiction over this window and like i just take jurisdiction you just take it right away like the minute I'm on the plane, I decide what's happening with it. And that's my window. Yeah. Manifest destiny wagons moving West. This is my land now. Yes. And I'm taking it. Yeah. I claim it in the, in the land grab of

flight 1472. Here's the thing. Like I, I am a firm believer of like, if it's really early in the morning, like if you're on the 7am flight flight that bitch has got to be down everyone we got to have windows down i think they should be down at all times if it's daylight but i like to watch like when i'm okay this i do like to watch if i am in the window seat i like to watch on takeoff and landing because i like that's fine i like to see oh look there's my house oh look that's fine but you're in the air, once you're at 30,000 feet, close those damn windows. Do you know how bad the UV radiation is? It is not good for your skin to have the windows open. Also, most of the people are on their laptops.

Why are you the skin cancer police on this episode? Because it's a thing people need to realize. So I'm just getting like hammered with your fucking uv rays because you want the window open also i can't stand it when people are like on their computer watching a movie with the window open like what about the glare doesn't that bother you like can't you shut your window for everyone else on their computer trying to either work or watch a movie yeah i don't like it shade down shade down unless there's a beautiful sunset and then shade up Yeah but how are you going to be able to see the aliens We can't see them Do you have some fave things bro Bro did you see

That Rebel Moon 2 came out Yeah but I haven't watched it yet but I'm very excited to watch it Okay okay okay okay Not to be a downer It's not nearly as good as number one Yeah but you also have terrible taste in movies So this might be wrong That is not true No it is no you're gonna agree it's not listen i still enjoyed it i still loved it

although yeah i was not pleased with the ending oh that's all i'm going to say okay okay the first one i think i loved like all Star Trek-vibe space travel and the different planets and on the spaceship. And they don't do any of that in number two. They're just on the planet that they're trying to defend. Ah, yeah. So there's none of that fun space travel. And it just was a little more boring to me.

Obviously, the battle scene's fun, whatever. No Charlie Hunnam in number two. He gone. I really Hunnam in number two. He gone. I really thought he'd come back. Sounds like they tried to save some money budgetarily for this one. I think so. Although, I heard they shot both at the same time. But it's still worth the watch.

I loved it. You know, number one was better. Korra and surviving warriors prepare to defend Velt, their new home, alongside its people against the realm. The warriors face their pasts, revealing their motivations before the realm's forces arrive to crush the growing rebellion. Rebel Moon Part 2, The Scargiver on Netflix. Yeah, I'm excited for that. We're going to watch that soon. Taylor Swift has a new album

out. I don't know if you heard about it. I know about it, but I haven't heard any of it. Oh, you haven't? Okay, listen. You have? No, but my TikTok has a lot of information about it, and I kind of love it, alright? And you know what? Listen, for all the Swifties out there, let me just tell you what I love about your girl. Your girl

seems like a petty motherfucker. She seems like a rapper who has been fucking wronged and she wants to come for blood. And I tell you what, I love it. This whole Thank You, Amy song that's like totally about Kim Kardashian. Oh, you don't even know it. Okay, you don't even know about it. Okay, so the song's called Thank You, Amy. That's the song title.

And it's all in lower cases, except for the letters K-I-M, which are all in capital letters. And the song's all about her high school bully. Wait, what did Kim do? Well, I mean, like Kanye famously got up and was like, you don't deserve that. But Kim's not Kanye?

Yes, and then Kanye called Taylor and was like, hey, I that yes and then kanye called taylor and was like hey i've got this idea for this thing and then kim released the audio and it made it sound like that taylor like knew exactly what was going down the entire time but really they kim edited the audio to make it seem like um she was agreeing to something that she wasn't. And there's been a lot of... Anyways, I don't even know. I don't even care. I just love the fact that there's a song that's just like... And it's like so blatantly about all the...

It's all lowercase letters except for the capital letters. Art spell out Kim. And it's about a bully. And it's a total... What if it's truly about a childhood bully and not Kim K? No. It's not. No. There could be a childhood bully named Kim a total. What if it's truly about a childhood bully and not Kim K? No, it's not. No. There could be a childhood bully named Kim.

Maybe. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Listen, I just love it. I love the fact that she's like a rapper who's like, I'm going to write a diss track because this because homie fucking wronged me. And but, you know, it's in, you know, folky pop. Here's the thing. Not a huge fan of the kardashians so i love that like they're like someone trying to bring them down a peg

okay because they're like billion zillionaires now and i'm a little jealous if i'm being honest i know listen i was like got three planes i know and she's suing people for tracking her plane flights and like showing on the internet which which is so funny by the way. God, I love how petty everybody is really. Also, if I had a fucking jet and I had the money to fly around, you best believe I'm taking that bitch all over the place, you know?

I mean, yes, Taylor is taking it from like her upstairs bedroom to the pantry, but still, I saw this. Have you heard about reverse Jesus? No. Reverse Jesus was, oh, I should probably do this. Hold on. There we go.

Reverse Jesus. Reverse Jesus was born on Good Friday and died on Christmas Day when he was hunted down by the three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. Reverse Jesus turns wine into water and kills you for his sins. Reverse Jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely. Reverse Jesus

turns wine into water and kills you for his sins. Fuck, that's funny. Anyways. So dumb. Oh no. So dumb. Oh, no. So dumb. I have a favorite thing.

Okay. Robert Durst, the Jinx, is back, baby. Do you remember Robert Durst, the Jinx? No. Like Fred Durst? No. No, those are too different. Is he going to come back?

Limp Bizkit's playing Coachella? You don't remember, it was an HBO documentary about this guy named Robert Durst. And they made this, it was back in, like, 2015. He, like, had a wife that, like, dropped dead. And then, like, his next door neighbor was found like chopped up and murdered and then like he killed somebody in florida and like got away with it and you don't remember this it was this amazing documentary and at the end the film crew finds so at some point someone sent into the cops a letter that said cadaver and then you know addressed it to like the beverly hills

police department or whatever but he misspelled the word beverly and then at it to the Beverly Hills Police Department or whatever. But he misspelled the word Beverly. And then at the end of the documentary, they find a letter sent to somebody from Robert Durst. And it's the same writing. And it's sent to someone who lives in Beverly Hills. And he's misspelled Beverly the exact same way. How do you misspell Beverly?

I don't even know. And so at the... Like what? You're telling me you don't remember this. And then, so then at the end of it, they present this on the last episode, they present this to him.

And he's like, well, I don't know what that is. Like that didn't do that. And he's like, can I go use the restroom? And he goes into the restroom and he's still mic'd up. And he,

he forgets that he's still mic'd up. And he, and he goes, and he's like washing his hands. And he says under his breath, there it is you're caught of course i killed them all fuck can't believe it fuck he totally confesses in the bathroom on the hot mic do you not remember this no okay well i kind of ruined it but whatever

go on hbo right now and watch the ro Durst. It's called the jinx, the Robert Durst thing. Anyways, I'm sure all the YFT years, I talked about this. Oh, I'm sure you did. Actually,

I might not have. It might've been before. It might've been before we started doing the show. Oh, it was that long ago. It might've been actually, because I think it came out in 2015. Oh,

and I think we started doing this show in 2016. Well, anyways, it's this amazing documentary. I assume everyone knows about it who's ever lived in the world. And Brandy over here is over in DJ world. She doesn't know what's going on. But there is a part two to the jinx. The life and deaths of Robert Durst. Filmer Andrew Jarecki examines the complicated life

of reclusive real estate icon robert durst the key suspect in a series of unsolved crimes so it starts out with robert durst is on the run he he like starts to realize that like he gets caught at the end of this hbo thing and h HBO and the filmmakers send this information to the FBI. They're like to their cold case being like, I think we got him for you. Like we have the evidence. We've got this hard piece of evidence. We have audio of him being like,

well, you're caught, you know? So then he goes on the run and then it's the cops and the FBI going after him. And there's only one episode out right now. And it's just about them like apprehending him. And it's crazy.

He gets caught by the police. He looks like he's about to like totally confess, start looking for a plea deal. And then at the last second, he's like under my lawyers and stuff. And it's all real. Yes, it is.

Brandy, this is really crazy that you haven't seen this. It is no joke. I'm going to ask my mother if she's seen it. It is no joke. The best murder documentary they've ever made. Wait, what's it called? The Jinx, the Robert Durst story.

I can't believe you've never seen The Jinx. And it's a documentary? Yeah. Okay, let's see if Tezla's seen it. Also, is she the harbinger of pop culture and relevancy? Well, because she watches a lot of shit. So you're like, everyone's seen it. I just want to know if she's seen it or heard about it.

Season two is a veil. All right. Okay. All right. Great. We finally watched Anyone But You, Glenn Powell, Sydney Sweeney. Oh, how's that? It's cute.

It's really good. Yeah. I mean, I had kind of no complaints about it. It's a good rom-com. It's like every rom-com I've ever seen. So we watched, was it No Hard Feelings? Yeah, you talked about that last week. Which I really liked as well.

But this was just as good. I told you about the new look already, right? Yeah, the Dior series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you watch it or did you just? Yeah, I'm you about the new look already. Right? Yeah. The Dior series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you watch it or did you just? Yeah, I'm three episodes in. Oh, okay. That was only one episode in.

It's good. I'm caught up on Palm Royale. I think there's only one episode left. Okay. I'm still loving it. Have you watched it at all? No. Oh, my gosh.

I really think you would like it. Okay. I really do. Did you watch any of fallout i started it i think i was sleepy and fell asleep oh my goodness gracious i know it's kind of a lot like they throw a lot at you in episode one i agree with that i gotta go back and re-watch like it was just it was too much for the hour that i had turned it on for your complaint was it was too entertaining too much too much happening i There was too much happening. Too much happening.

I just remember the couple gets married and then they fuck and then they're all of a sudden one was trying to kill the other. And I was like, what? Yeah, it's because the people from above ground came in and killed everyone that was living in that vault and then dressed up like them. Fascinating. Yeah, go watch it again. Yeah, I'll give it another go for sure. Sarah made me a list of things. That's nice. I know. I finally finished the book tomorrow,

tomorrow, tomorrow. Do you like the ending? I did. I felt like it was drawn out a little. Yeah. I felt like it was drawn out a little too. It was just a really long book. And I, I really, I actually really liked the whole last part about the Pioneers game. Yeah. But I think I just was a little checked out by that point in the story. And I didn't appreciate it as much as I could have. I don't know. Because it was starting to lose me during that point

until it kind of got to the part where she figures out it's him. And then I was like, oh, actually, I really do like this whole part of this. But I don't know. It was just long. It was good, good though there's a new circle out might start that pretty soon i've never seen the circle everyone's been talking about baby reindeer we're gonna look into that soon oh yeah i haven't seen that yeah on hulu under the bridge with lily gladstone i want to watch that bear season two obviously on hulu There's a show called High Hopes. Oh, I saw that. Did you watch it?

I haven't started it, but I sent it to my mom, and I was like, can you watch this and report back? Thank you. I want to watch a thing called Sins of the Parents, the crumbly trial. True crime doc. School shooting parents that were charged. So their kid shot up a school,

and the parents got charged. Yee. Everyone's been talking about Shogun. I do want to watch that. On HBO, obviously The Jinx Part 2, she wrote Bradley, Hellville, and the Cult of the Fast Fashion. Oh, Brandy Melville. Oh, Brandy Melville.

Do you know what that is? Yeah, that's a clothing brand. Okay. Oh, so there's, oh, I know what you're talking about. Miley brought that up to me. Okay, so we might look into that. I do need to watch that, yeah. And then there's one that I'm very excited about.

It's called Massacre of the Mormons. Oh my God. I don't know what that means, but I'm excited about it. I cannot. And then on Apple there's a name. I'm excited about Bridgerton season whatever that's coming out. Can't wait. Yeah.

Girls love a Bridgerton moment. I fucking love Bridgerton. Yeah. I've watched every season twice. I really love it. Yeah. Okay. That's good.

Oh, I know what I wanted to talk to you about. What? New couple alert. Oh. Jason Tardik. Oh oh is dating kat stickler who's kat stickler she's a tiktoker oh she's she is very funny she was famously uh married with a kid and i guess they got a divorce and now i guess she's with tardick i haven't talked to tardick about it but if it's true i'm happy I'm happy for him. Sure.

And then Greg Grippo and... I've known this one. You did? I got the inside scoop a few weeks ago. Greg and Victoria broke up. Are you shocked? Kind of. I mean, like...

You know why I'm not shocked? Everybody breaks up. That's... Don't say that. I'm married. It's just true. Geez. Oh, my God. You're such a Debbie Danner. It's just true. Geez. Oh my god. You're such a Debbie Danner.

It's just true. Give me some tea on it. You've known for a while. I didn't know about it. Oh, I mean, I just, oh god, sorry. Jesus Christ. Do you want to eat the microphone? Yeah. Yeah, I just, a little birdie told me like a few weeks ago that they broke up. Who? Tell me. Everything that you know.

I mean, I don't know a lot. I just knew before everybody else knew. Who broke up with who? I don't know. She's a man eater. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up. Oh, she's a man eater.

I don't know. You know. Tell me. No, I really truly don't. I just found out weeks ago because I just assumed I was the only person that didn't know they broke up at the time. Yeah. And I just never know anything. Turns out I knew before anyone else. Really?

I mean, before the public. Was there infidelity? I don't know. Dude, Brandy, you've got to give life tears. You know, do you know why you know? Because someone was like, hey, by the way, Victoria and Greg Grip broke up. And you said, well, what happened? And they said, they said well this is what i heard i really don't remember like i don't think i don't think i think it was just they broke up and i was like oh i didn't know

no no no no no yeah i just pictured victoria with somebody like a professional athlete you know what i mean yeah i guess no my thing was is that they were always like in Italy. And I'm like, what money do you guys have to do this? True. I know I'm doing more stuff than you guys are. And I'm not like, let's go to the Amalfi Coast for the 17th time. Are you just taking out loans? Maybe. You know, I think a lot of people live in credit card debt and just charge it, charge it, charge it.

Just like in general. Really? I think that's a very common practice. Yeah, I don't do, I've never done that. I've never, ever, ever had credit card debt. I always pay it off immediately.

Same. But I think the majority of Americans live with a lot of credit card debt. You shouldn't do that. I know, but I'm just, I do think that's the norm. But anyways,

good for them, I guess, you know? Well, no, because they broke up. Yeah, but I feel like everyone thought that they were going to, they break up anyway so like i mean we're there now i guess yeah whatever um they'll both be fine you know yeah all right oh um you sent me a tiktok you want me to play this oh my god it's so fucking funny what's your sign uh i think like a

a le bras or something. A LeBron? Oh, a Libra? Do you think he actually thinks that's what it's called? It really does. By the way, so it was last week where I was like, I don't understand what these people are or what they're doing. And you're like, hey, Bobby, I drink. And like one of them is dating Kristen. That one. That one's dating Kristen.

I did see that they went on Dave Portnoy from. Oh, and he roasted. He was like, you guys are fucking boring. So you can't have a podcast. Can you sing? And they're like, no, man, we don't sing. He's like, all right, what can you guys are fucking boring. So you can't have a podcast. Can you sing? And they're like, no, man, we don't sing. He's like, all right, what can you guys do? Oh, God.

They're like, you guys play. They're like, we're football players. And he's like, where? What school are you playing for? And it was like D3. I would have made the team. Oh, my God. That video really got me a labra that's like do you

remember on the bachelor when the girl was like i got some sexy new langery oh yes yes yes for like all of eternity she has said that and for all of his life all of his 23 years he has called it a labraw that really got me i love it when people mispronounce things so incredibly poorly i invited them to come on star wars stone so so we'll see cool no i like we'll see that's just like the one thing that i think i hate about uh social media is like it's making people relevant that like should not be relevant at all sorry like us we at least have some skills, you know? Yeah. I mean. Yeah.

By the way, you're, okay. Have you heard our podcast? Our podcast is very funny. Okay, I've heard it. You're the one who hasn't heard it. Okay. True. By the way, your talent or your ability is.

Grimes. He's a DJ. Grimes thing is my favorite thing in the world. I obviously wasn't paying any attention until you sent it to me. And then I just got flooded with all the videos from it. Yeah. She was at Coachella and she was doing a DJ set. And I guess the tempos were off because she's an idiot and she's not a real DJ, I suppose. And I guess she outsourced the music. What's so crazy to me is like back in the day, Grimes was like.

She had one good record. Awesome. I mean, she was pretty cool back in the day. Yeah. But she was more of an artist, right? She wasn't always a DJ. Is that the tea? Yeah.

She was a singer and like a musician. Okay. That's what I thought. So, yeah. When you sent me that, I was like, what the fuck is this this because i just hadn't seen any of it yeah um her screen i think that what really got me was her screaming in the mic because things weren't going her way it was like the like who does that like take the mic away yeah not in the mic you know what i mean well i also like that she was like it's just like there's like a lot of complex math going on let me see if i can find the video of it it's so funny oh poor girl i mean

listen having technical issues is every dj's worst nightmare for sure but there were there's just so many things like my first thought my first thought was like if this is a tech issue my tm i take a tour manager to all festival gigs just because there's so there's a lot of moving parts and it's just so helpful to have somebody on standby to help you in first in certain situations and like my tm like he knows how to use the gear he like he's just on it you know and like if that had been me and i had a technical issue he would have been up there so fucking fast to help me and to like fix whatever was going on you know what i mean yeah i was like where are her people why is no one coming to her rescue like they just left her up there to scream in the mic i couldn't believe it okay let's let's watch this this is really funny the fuck the djs actually do it's hard to

explain i'm trying to sing to make the tracks go together this is a complex technology, but just don't blame me. Yikes. It's so funny. The tea is, I haven't really done a ton of research on what she says was happening, but from what I understand, she's claiming the BPMs were off. But what it looks like, it looks like she uses the sync button, which is kind of cheating. Yeah. I don't ever use the sync button which is kind of cheating yeah like i i don't ever use the sync button there is a way to use sync creatively but if you're using it to be lazy and not have to beat match or match your chart your bpms like that's cheating and so i think she was trying to use

sync and like the like if you don't analyze the bpms correctly when you load your music library there's like two different categories of bPM. Like you can either go, I don't know what, like 60 to, you know, one, one 30, or you can go like 80 to one 60 or whatever, like the different things are. And so if you do one and not the other, you could have two tracks that are technically the same BPM, but read is different numbers on the CDJs. And then if you hit beat sync, even though you could by ear match those, beat sync doesn't get it. All they see, all it reads is the number. And then I think that's what was messing her up. I understood none of those words that you just said.

Yeah. So that's why she was like, I'm trying to do math because technically, if she just had it analyzed incorrectly and it was like let's say it said if it's reading is like 150 bpm then technically i guess you could cut that in half and it could match with something half the tempo but she's clearly not used to doing that she's clearly used to hitting beat sync and doing it for her yeah that was the problem i think well whatever i don't care i don't think it's so funny she came out for weekend two and the intro to her set was actually fucking hilarious because she was poking fun at herself and they did this whole intro about grimes said coachella dumpster fire you know and to yeah to to start the set which i thought was at least she's poking fun at herself you know um what was

the song that i was singing earlier the bahamas one? Yeah. Everybody's having a ball. I don't know. I kind of wanted to go out on that song. Can you just Google those lyrics and it should come up? Bahamas. Oh, it's Who Let the Dogs Out? No.

I think it is. Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who let the dogs out? I was singing Who Let the Dogs out the entire time. Okay, well, where's the part you were singing? Okay, let's wait for it. It's right here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These are absolutely two different songs. All right, let's go off on it. What do you got coming up? This comes out Wednesday? Yeah.

So tonight I'm DJing in Las Vegas again. A little pre-Stagecoach gig in XS Nightclub tonight. And then I will be DJing at Stagecoach on Saturday in the Honky Tonk tent from 5 to 6. Nice. Perfect timing. Right before all the headliners. Come catch my set and then head on over to see Posty. I'm also doing a little pop-up set on Sunday at the festival at the Jameson tent.

J-Mo. And then I go home. Nice. Thank God. God, I wish I was in Vegas last night. I think the last fish show at the Sphere was. Your big fish guy? Used to be.

Huh. Okay. Take a big old handful of mushrooms and go fucking see the face of God in that thing. Fish fans are diehards. Oh, they're crazy. I followed fish around for a couple of months in college. That scares me. Yeah, man.

Yeah, brah. I'm chilling. I'm back. What do you got? I'm chilling. I'm back. And yeah, I don't know. Okay.

I don't know. I'm back. It's going to be back. All right, YFTers. Maybe next week we'll do some voicemails, some fuck you very muches and all that kind of stuff. But we love you. Love y'all. We'll see you later. Bye.

Get back, Trophy. Get back, Scruffy. Get back, you flea-infested mongrel. Get back, trophy. Get back, scruffy. Get back, you flea-infested mongrel. How do I remember that? I don't know. I've never heard the verses of this song ever in my life.

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