Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - You Can’t Drink AND Dance in Hawaii?!

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Happy YFT day! Brandzino calls in from Hawaii with the worst sunburn of her life after discovering a Hawaiian law that is a total buzzkill on the party vibe. Let the people dance! What is this, Footloose?!Meanwhile, Wells is in full Masters Sunday mode, making pimento cheese sandwiches and azalea cocktails like nobody’s business! Which actually sparks two very important debates: Does anyone actually like pimento cheese? Are you a Masters person or a Coachella person? Because there is no in-between. To be seen or not to be seen… that is the question. They also get into Wells’ hot take that phones should be banned at events, break down their latest favorite things, spiral into an aliens conversation (thanks, Kacey Musgraves 👀), and discuss why Brian Cox is out here publicly roasting Hollywood. And for all the YFTers asking about the Cyrus family farm, Brandi gives an update on her move… have no fear, the animals are safe!FAVORITE THINGS: (19:08) Your Friends & Neighbors Season 2 (a must-watch Apple TV show) (21:12) Greenland 2 (Old movie according to Brand-eye + SPOILER ALERT!)  (25:45) Big Mistakes (NEW show on Netflix) FAVORITE QUOTES:  "It doesn’t surprise me that the aliens would be big Spacey Kacey fans.” “Shut up, Gerald Butler. You dork.” “I don’t want to go to vacation and look like Casper the sickly ghost.” “There’s nothing better than sitting on a porch with an old man talking sh*t.”  Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!Keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! BetterHelp: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/yft. Hers: Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/yft to get personalized, affordable care. Skims: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at skims.com #skimspartner Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. All right. How's everybody doing out that? I don't God. Oh, that's like Pedro Pascal. S&L bit. I'm a guy. What's wrong with here?

That's a funny bit, actually. Anywho, happy YFT release day, which is Wednesday, but I'm recording this on Sunday, which is a Master's Sunday. And if you are watching, uh, the social clips, you'll notice that I'm wearing my master's shirt.

because it's a tradition unlike any other, all right? And it's my favorite, a favorite sporting event to watch. Here we are. You want to do it? You want to call the Brandzino? Get this thing over with so I can go watch some matches. Just see if Rory McElroy is able to win it. Or if Justin Rose is able to finally get the monkey off his back

where if Cameron Young can break on through. Now, this is obviously been coming out in a couple days, but I think, what do I think is going to happen? I think that Rory's going to win it. But I tell you what I'd love to see win it, Shane Lowry. My boy. Should we call the Brandzino? It's time to color her up.

It is time. Time is now. Let's go. Hi. How you doing? I'm doing good. I got to say, this lighting is everything. I'm in Hawaii, and it's a little overcast,

but it has created just the most perfect podcast lighting. Yes. Wow. Love. How's Hawaii? What are you doing over there? Hawaii is great. The weather, not the best, but I'm trying to stay positive.

I'm here with T-Mobile. My keeps at T-Mobes. They are doing like a corporate thing here for their, it's called Peak, and it's for their, like, highest performing employees in sales, I guess. Like, if you've done the most sales, you get invited to this vacation, which is sick. And, yeah, they've, like, taken over this whole resort. I played the after party last night, like the send-off party for everybody. It was super fun.

The only bummer is because the weather is shitty. They, like, had the sickest outdoor setup. And they had to move everything inside last night. Oh, really? Yeah, which is insane because the outdoor setup was like literally on the ocean, string lights. Like, it was gorge. I was a little bummed about that. I mean, you're still in Hawaii.

So. I am. I also somehow managed to get the worst sunburn I've ever had in my entire life yesterday with it being cloudy. Oh, yeah. Well, you can definitely. Definitely get some burnt with it of being overcast. Oh, let's see it. Press into your skin so it makes the red than the white thing.

Oh, yeah. That's going to peel. That's going to come right on us. It's really bad. Like, it's bad. Yeah, that's going to be some snake skin coming off in about a week or so. And my ass is even worse, unfortunately. So you hadn't laid out in the overcast and you didn't put on any sunscreen.

Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I didn't feel like I was burning and literally it was like raining most of the time, like raining on us. And I was like, there's no way we're getting any sun. And we weren't even out there that long. We came in at one o'clock. The sun literally didn't come out until like 12.30, it peeped through, but through clouds.

It was not, I didn't feel like I was burning. And I was like, I want a little color. This is my first like son of the year. You know, I need a base. Yeah. Boy, boy, did I get it. Why didn't you go get like a little spray tan beforehand to get a good, you know, solid base before you went?

I'm not really a spray tan girl. That's like knowing you're going to a whorehouse and not bringing a condom. You know? Like, what are you doing? Okay. Well, I just, there's so many chemicals in it. It's absolutely terrible for you. It's going directly into your bloodstream. And truly the deal breaker for me is the smell. And you know exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, the smell is weird. I'm surprised you haven't fixed that yet because that's like everyone's main complaint. Do you smell Sarah, which is a spray tan? Yeah, it's not good. I hate it.

I just discussed myself when I can smell the spray tan smell, especially on an airplane when you're like kind of sweating. and it's just so disgusting. I just can't handle it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. What about some self-tanner? A little bit of a lotion that you put on beforehand. Nope, it's all the same. It still smells.

It does, yeah. Yeah. You should try out some broglow. That's what I use. And I'm not ashamed of it anymore. I used to be ashamed of it. And now I'm like, what are we doing here? You know what?

I don't want to go to vacation and look like Casper the sickly ghost. So wait, it's actually called broglo? Yeah, and so it's self-tanner for guys. I feel like women's self-tanner is like, it can get like really dark. You can look like tan mom and like a kind of like a crazy person. Whereas this is just like kind of like, it just kind of raises you like a couple shades. And you can like reapply to like make it stronger.

But I'm telling you it is great. And it doesn't smell. It doesn't smell as bad as Sarah's does. I will say that. Okay. Interesting. I will check it out. Okay, I'll check it out.

Go check it out. You know, this is coming out on Wednesday, but you know what today is, right? No, I have no idea. Today's Masters Sunday, a tradition unlike any other. Oh, boy. Yeah, do you know what that means? That men everywhere are just going to be staring at the television. That's right.

I've got my master's shirt on right here. Oh, wow. Yeah, and we're having actually having a master's party, and it's masters themed. I made a big jug of azalea drink. Have you ever had an azalea? I have not. What is that? It is delightful. I highly recommend an azalea.

It's really simple. It's basically a vodka lemonade with like a shot of grenadine in it. So it's like, you know, it's like it's real sweet. But then what I like to do is I like to put some soda water in there to get a little bit of a flit fizz. And then you throw in like a marasino cherry and then you throw in like a couple of lime wedges. Oh boy. It is refreshing. It is fantastic.

Big fan of the azalea. And then you know what else I made? You're pretty proud of me for this being a, you know, a Southern girl. I made, oh, do tell. I made pomeena cheese sandwiches. Oh, I don't like those. You know, I don't know if I like them either. I don't know, like, panace cheese sandwiches, I think are like, I'm not sure if anyone

likes them, but we've been, we're just doing it now, you know? Like, we are pod committed to this. Sure. As a country, as a society, especially in the South, it's like that we're having Pemaena cheese sandwich sandwich. I know no one likes it, but we're having it. I never made it in bulk because I made like two loaves of it. It's actually, it's pretty good.

But no wonder you can't eat too much of it. All it is is a block. of sharp cheddar cheese shredded, a brick of cream cheese, a gl, gl, gl, of mayonnaise. And then, like, a little bit of the pemenas, the pometa peppers. That's it.

It shouldn't be called a pomella cheese sandwich. It should be called a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich with a side of pometas. Pimenta? Pemento. That's disgusting. I don't know. But anyway. I made, I made like, I don't know, probably like 30 of them.

And then I cut them into diagonal edges and then I cut the edges off. So they look like little finger sandwiches. Yeah, we're having a little, we're having a little get together over at the house. The boys are going to go sit in one room where we can really focus and, you know, not be distracted by all the females that don't give a shit about it. And the ladies are going to sit out by the pool probably and drink rosé and be like our husbands and or boyfriends are. stupid and we hate them. But I say, you know what's funny about this. What's funny about the master's weekend is I'm finding it, it's also falling on Coachella weekend. Beberchella.

Beberchella. And what's funny about that is I do believe, you know, we are a country divided. You know, there's the red and the blue and all like that. But like I also feel like we're divided. There are two types of people in the world. There are the people that want to go to the Masters. And then there are the people that want to go to Coachella. And those are different sex of people. Yeah. Who is the type of person that wants to go to Coachella? I think a young influencer who wants to show off fashion but doesn't know anything about the bands of which they're going to see, it's going to be seen experience. Whereas the master is the... That's true. The Masters is the exact opposite. It's going to not be seen because you are not allowed to take

your phone into the masters. I think we talked about this. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, we talked about this last year, but I want to talk about it again. One of my favorite things in the world are events with no phones. I think I said it last year. I think that we as a society should just make a rule that any public event, concert, sporting events, whatever, you're not allowed to bring your phone anymore.

You have to actually experience it. All right? You can take a, if you want to take it like a disposable camera, sure. Do that. That's fine. What about the emergencies? What does something happen at home? What happened when we didn't have cell phones?

People were fine. We don't need these things. They ruin everything. When I went to the Masters with Sarah, it was absolutely lovely because people, you know, people still wanted to come up and talk to Sarah and tell her how much she loved, they love modern family, all this stuff. But they had to talk to you instead of like, can I get a selfie and then walk away? Then you feel like a piece of meat, you know? You actually had the conversations with people.

And it was lovely. And it was in the moment. And it wasn't like everyone trying to. watch something with their hands up with a cell phone blocking the person behind, you know. Oh, anyways. Mm-hmm. So it's funny. So basically this podcast is just us hating on cell phones forever and ever.

I'm starting to, I mean, obviously they are a necessity for us. But I do enjoy, I tell you what I do like. I do like the do not disturb function. I've been using that much more often. It is a good. Yeah. I went to a restaurant the other day. Oh, dude.

We got to give a shout out too. if you come to L.A. and you're in the valley. Have you been to verse? No, what is that? Oh, my God. So it's an old recording studio. The guy who started his name is Manny.

He's got like 18 Grammys. He's probably worked with your sister. And he turned like the old recording studio into a jazz bar and restaurant. So they've got jazz playing the entire time. And then the food is phenomenal. Dude, I had one of the best meals. You know when you go to dinner and you're like, All right, what was your favorite thing?

What was your least favorite thing? Would you come back? Would you come back again? Like, we always play that game when we go to dinner. I, no joke. Don't think I had a, like, didn't like on it. And what's funny is that I wanted to get the octopus, but I knew that, like, my company was not going to, like, want to do that.

Like, Sarah wasn't going to like it. My buddy Evan, I didn't know, you know. So I was like, well, I want to, we can share for everyone. But then, as if they read my mind, they brought the octopus as, like, like, you know, compliments of the chef or whatever. Wow. Go to verse. Take your sister and your mom there.

I'm telling you, you'll love it. It's awesome. Yeah, that sounds really good. The Valley needs more good shit, you know? I was getting a little sleepy there for a minute, but we did get a Jones on Third, which I do like. And then there's the place next to it called Great White. That's really, really good.

Have you been there? Jones on Third, like right off of Laurel Canyon? There's one on Ventura Place. Yeah. Laurel Canyon. Yeah. But then also like John Vinnie's went up. That's pretty great.

Is it how it been? Yeah, John, it's a good Italian place. Easy to get in and out with food. And then I'll tell you what place I like over there or like in the Toluca Lake area, Don Cucos. Do you ever go there? Love, come on. Back when I used to drink margaritas, I would go get Liddy Kitty at Don Cucco. I'll tell you what there's something.

So obviously there's a lot of people that like don't live in L.A. See you not know what this is? But like, you know those Mexican restaurants where it's like real high booths and like real big margaritas? The people that work there are actually Mexican. You sit down and they automatically give you salsa. and chips, like it just comes with, like, sitting down. Yep. I tell you what, man, because I do like, I mean, give me a roadside Baja Taco.

I think it's one of the best things in the world. But traditional old school Mexican food like that, I think is elite. Yeah, I agree with you. The other one that's in, that's in L.A., which not as good as Don Cucco's, but is more famous as Cosa Vega. I was going to ask you if you're a Casabega fan. I like the aesthetic of it. But it's weird, though.

Casavaga, to me, looks like it should be an Italian restaurant. when I go inside of it. As I get older, I just love the simple things, you know? I like a high booth. I love a salty rimmed margarita. Share some fajitas para dos. Oh, can't be it. Matt and I went on our first date at Costa Rica.

Really? Very first date. I thought you guys met in Nashville. We did. We met in Nashville. And then we both got on a plane and left for a month. And then when he came back, we met in L.A. and that first night, I took it to Costa Vega.

Did you like it? Loved it. It was a great vibe. I was drinking margaritas then, so I had a large daddy frozen margarita that was bigger than my head. So good. But obviously, like, it was a great vibe because here we are today. So, yeah, that's what Costa Vega does. It brings people together.

Yeah, it does. You know, who else loves Costa Vega is Nikki Champagne. Oh, yeah. I can see that. Mm-hmm. She likes a Cracker Barrel. She likes a Casa Vega. She likes real, she likes comfort food.

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365 day returns. Quince.com slash YFT. So anyways, I was just thinking about the differences between Coachella. And you know what? I appreciate both people, the purveyors of that art form.

You know, if you love music festivals, that's great, you know? And if you like a golf tournament where you get to like kind of like cosplay as a rich person, and the Masters is great. Who cares? I was literally going to say

the fashion that the Masters is not great. so much people in fucking khakis and polo shirts, not for me. I would say like the men, yeah, but the women is getting, it's getting better because it's a lot of sun dresses and cool hats. It's very kind of like almost Kentucky Derby-esque for the women. I was thinking that. So I appreciate that. You know, it's harder for guys.

Most people that go to the masters that are guys are golfers, then they want to wear golf clothes. Yeah. When I went, you know, not on at the tournament, but like when you go to like the parties afterwards, it's a lot of like seersucker suits and like. It's good fashion when it's like not, you're having to walk around a sweaty, you know, golf course for three hours. So you got to give them a little bit of credit.

Right. But Coachella is also sweaty and just saying. Yeah, but everyone's in like a, everyone's in like nipple tassels and G-strings. True. So they're cool as a cucumber, dude. All right.

Do you want to, um, you want to start the show? Yeah. I feel like, uh, I want you to do the honors. Bros and hose, you're listening to your Viverthing podcast with. Wells and Brandy. Sorry, my internet shitty. I blame the Marriott. Yeah.

Fallen out, dude. Who comes to Hawaii to sit on the internet? You know, I feel like it's not really like a priority. It seems like that's the vibe of the people there. Everyone's on island. Oh. Island time and like no one wants anything to work fast at all. Guess what I fucking learned last night.

Something about the chickens? No, you know what? I haven't seen any chickens, but I also haven't left the resort yet. I'm doing that today. So I'll keep you guys posted on the chickens. But what I fucking learned last night, before I was about to go on stage, I had a couple people from the event come over to me and just be like, all right, hey, like, just so you know, there's a law in Hawaii that you can't dance and drink at the same time. And it is heavily enforced. So if we see people dancing and drinking, we're going to have to come up and have you lower the music and make an announcement. I literally was like, this has to be a joke. It was not a joke. They were dead fucking serious. They had a designated area. for dancing, but you can't have drinks. And if they caught you dancing at the tables with the drinks, you like got reprimanded.

It was fucking insane. Okay, let's ask chat GPT why this is. I've just never in my, I mean, like literally never in my life have I heard anything like this? Why can't you dance and drink alcohol at the same time in Hawaii? Oh, that's a good question. There's actually a state law in Hawaii that prohibits drinking alcohol while dancing in certain establishments, especially in public bars or clubs, it's partly a left over from older public safety or moral regulations. So it's not that you can never do both, but it's restricted

in some venues or areas, which is a bit different from a lot of other places. How did this all start? What's the history behind this? A lot of these kinds of laws in Hawaii go back to the early 20th century when they were efforts to regulate social behavior more strictly, kind of a mix of moral reform movements and concerns about public order. Over time, they became part of the local liquor licensing rules. So it's kind of a holdover from a different era and it just stayed on the books. You know what I think it is? Tell me. I think that the Hawaiians used to party, bro. And I think that they were like, whoa, you guys got to chill out, man. And so much dancing that fights were breaking out, you know, the local law enforcement was like, guys, we got to do something about

this. What's the problem? It's because they're all fucking wasted. All right, what if we say they can't dance and drink the same time? But also, that's the dumbest thing in the world and we should fix that. Can you even believe that this is a thing in 2026? And I was like, surely like, how would they enforce this? Like, how could they even enforce this? And they were like, no, they take it so seriously. Like the hotel will enforce it because if I guess law enforcement came in and they were

breaking the rule, then the hotel would get in trouble. Like, guys, this is a massive buzzkill. Like, we're having a club style party here. Like, maybe we should have picked a location that allows dancing and drinking. Yeah. So did people not dance and drink? No. There was like this little dance floor set up that was like, you know, had like railing.

Like it was like a designated area and you could go in and out through one place and you weren't allowed to take your drink, obviously. So like people like would come dance for one song and then obviously go back to their tables and drink. Wow. That's Christy. Yeah. Reminds me of like the, you know, like Church of Christ, they're not allowed to, I think,

like dance. I think it's dancing. Look it up. Like what are the rules with Church of Christ and music and dancing? Can people from the Church of Christ dance, or are they not allowed to? Ah, so that's a bit more nuanced. The Church of Christ is actually a really broad religious group, and individual congregations can have different views.

Some conservative branches or older congregations tend to avoid dancing, especially if it's seen as too closely tied to secular or risque environments. But other congregations are a bit more relaxed, so it really depends on the specific church in its teachings. Isn't that crazy? I had some friends that went to Treveca, Nazarene University. Yeah, I remember that place. Yeah.

And they weren't allowed to go out dancing. Is that dirty dancing? Is that the plot of dirty dancing? Or footloose? Footloose. Footloose. Oh, footloose. Footloose.

Yeah. Man, think about a world where you can't dance. Think about, like, of all the issues that we've got in the world and someone being like dancing is the problem. This is what we got to deal with. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, do you have any faith things other than dancing in,

in the presence of Church of Christ people? I think the only thing I've watched since last week is I did start season two of your friends and neighbors. That show is so good. It's just, I mean, I feel like it didn't really get talked about season one very much. Like, I feel like people slept on it. It's a great show. John Ham's incredible in it.

And this season, they brought in James Marzen, who's fucking everywhere. Why all of a sudden is James Margin just in everything? I don't know. But I love him in this. I feel like the season needed something fresh, like a fresh storyline. And I love that it kind of brings Olivia Munn's character more to the forefront. I mean, she was a huge part of last season, but it's kind of given her like a new story arc as well, which I love because her character is my favorite in the whole show.

But if you're not watching her from the neighbors, like, you guys got to get on this. It is so, so good. Speaking of James Marsden, you know, he did that jury duty that, like, was like a bunch of actors. And then it was like one person that didn't know that. that everyone was actors. I loved it. You know, there's a new one out called Company Retreat. Oh, I didn't know this.

Where they've done the exact same thing, like one person. You know, it's so, it's so funny. And like that, the jury one was so freaking funny. Imagine being that one person, you'd be like, fuck you guys. We just all tricked me just to like make fun of me on national TV. I'd be fucking devastated if I was that one person. Like, it would ruin my life. What a bummer.

that would be like, guys, what the fuck? It's so crazy, but great concept for a show. It is a great concept for a show. Yeah. You know, I talked about it last week, but we've been watching for All Mankind on Apple TV Plus. The show is so freaking good. If you like space and history and drama and all that kind of stuff,

I'm amazed. They've done like six, seven seasons of it. I feel like no one talks about this show. It looks like it costs a zillion dollars to make. Like, it looks so professional. You have to watch for all mankind. Okay. Yeah, no one talks about it.

I know. It's crazy. But it's so good. It's so freaking good. All right. You know what we watched last night? Hmm, tell me. Gerard Butler in Greenland, too.

I've already talked about this. Did you watch it? We've talked about this on this show. We talked about Greenland, not Greenland, too? No, we talked about the second one. Well, I just watched a second one. literally we talked about this so long ago the surviving garrity family must leave the safety of the greenland bunker

and embark on a perilous journey across the decimated frozen wastelands of europe to find a new home greenland two did you like it i mean no i liked no i liked the first one so much better my remember i i what i said to you like my big takeaway was that it was just like too fucking much of everything going wrong. Like, I get that that's the plot. It's like they're trying to reach this destination and there has to be things going wrong to make there be a story. But like, it was relentless.

And I was like, it's starting to get unrealistic. Like, this is just fucking crazy. My, this is my confusion. So they have to leave the bunker and they think that there's a crater has a bunch of life in it. And that that's what they need to go live. And then they go on this journey to go find the crater. And sorry, spoiler.

If you haven't seen the movie. you want to then fast forward two minutes so the entire journey is them trying to get to this crater and it's just like no one wants you to get to the crater but i don't know why no one wants you to get to the crater because when you get there it's not like they're met with like armed guards being like you guys can't come in you know it seems like they just allow anyone to come in there yeah who is why are you guys stopping people from getting to the crater yeah i don't know actually i think it's being like i just took it as everybody doesn't believe it's real so they don't want people to try and go because they don't have people to die.

But you're going to die anyways. My other thing was is that there was so many, like, there's a lot of, like, army stuff where, like, there's, like, firefights. Where are you guys getting these bullets? Dude, fucking world's over. We're not making bullets anymore. I don't, like. I mean, the whole thing is so unrealistic.

It's just silly. It is. And the writing is real bad. Like, there's this one line where Jarred Butler's, like, he started the first movie with, like, no accent. And then this one, it's like he's gone full Scottish or Irish. Like, I don't know. He never, like, decided where he was from.

But he has this one line where he's like, I hope you never lose that wonder when you look up towards the sky. And like, shut up, Gerard Butler, you dork. Listen, like the whole end of the world type movie, like one of my favorites was the day after tomorrow. Yeah, that's good one. Because it was so realistic to me. Like, it was nothing would, like, it was so believable.

I was like, this could absolutely happen. Like none of it was too outlandish. Like I loved that movie. And so it's like when someone makes something like this Greenland, Greenland too, I'm just like you guys are trying to do that and it's not working. You're like, it's too crazy. It's too unrealistic. It's not fun.

But don't you think that they try to set, they're setting it up for a Greenland three with the sun and the hot little French girl? That would be ridiculous. You think so? It's going to happen for sure. What the fuck? Like what could possibly be going on in the like nice pretty crater? Well then they got to go to the.

moon. That's the next place they got to get to. Also, in that, there's that one scene where they get in one of the lifeboats and they start driving. First of all, wait, you just happen to have like a lifeboat operator with you? Okay, I don't know where that got came from. And also, you guys would have run out of gas so much sooner than you did. I don't know what you're talking about. It's ridiculous. Yeah, I'm telling you the whole movie, nothing was realistic. Nothing was believable. But I will say this, Loved it. You did? Yeah, I mean, I can like bad movies.

Like, it's a bad movie, but it's fun. It is insane. Loved it. Like, it's fun to watch, you know? Like, the scene where they're, like, walking across the fucking rope bridge, great. I mean, it's dumb. I know it's dumb, but it's fun. I'm cracking up that you loved it.

Loved is a strong statement. I mean, like, okay, I don't know if I loved. I loved Project. Mary. I enjoyed Greenland, too. Like, I, like, I had a good time watching it. Okay. But it also was, it was a lot of Sarah and I making fun of it during the movie, which is also still fun to do, you know? That's true. Anyways, Greenland, too, check it out. And the only other thing that I've got, have you seen big mistakes? No. Dan Levy is so good. I know he's an Epo baby, but Dan Levy, the guy who made Chitch Creek

with his dad, Eugene and Catherine O'Hara. He's got a new show out on Netflix called Big Mistakes. We watched the first episode last night. It's so funny. It's so good. Really? Two directionalist siblings are blackmailed into the world of organized crime. So it's Dan Levy plays a priest,

but he's gay. So just kind of hide that because hide his boyfriend. And then he's got a sister who's a school teacher and their mom. Mom is Lori Metcalf who was in Roseanne. She was the sister in Roseanne. She's so funny. Their grandma's got dementia.

She's going crazy. He doesn't remember Dan's character and Taylor Ortega's character, Morgan. And so anyways, they get kind of like caught into this blackmail scheme of organized crime. And like, they're just two people that should not be involved in any of this, but are. And so it is so freaking funny. Okay. Where is this? What, Netflix?

If you like Schitts Creek, it's a little more dramatic, I think, than Schitts Creek was like a little almost slapstick silly, whereas this is a little more like dramatic, but still a little crazy. Lori McHaff is so good, by the way. Okay. Highly recommend. Go check it out. You know, going back, it's Masters week, and I saw this, and I know this isn't a golf podcast. And if you want to watch a golf podcast, you should watch Vanity Index podcast on the golf. channel. But I saw this and I could not stop laughing at this. Okay. So this is a guy who told his girlfriend

to record this shot. And so he's hitting a ball in between two palm trees, right? I just wanted to play it for you. Okay. Okay. You're right? Oh my God. Let's just talk about it. Is this real? I don't know if it's real and I don't care. He hits one, he hits the golf ball into the tree the right and then it ricochets and bounces and he's back and hits him in the neck and he falls down and he can't breathe this girl for this can't be real like I just watch it again you're right odds of that happening like the sound he's making it's not good the sound he's making doesn't sound real I know but it doesn't matter like the odds of that happening are so ridiculous and that is so freaking funny to me.

Oh, last night I watched it probably 25 times. And Sarah was like, you're an idiot. And I also don't know. That's real. Wow. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't believe anything I see on TikTok anymore. You don't?

No, I do not. You know what I did see on social media that I do believe? What's that? I feel like there is a lot of talk about aliens going on again. Come on. Like, we've talked about this. Like, we absolutely know aliens are real. The government's just straight up admitting it.

Yeah. Casey Musgraves was on a flight. I think she said from Dallas to Nashville and has video of these three orbs like following like following along with the plane the entire way. It's so fucking crazy. I don't know if you follow her or have seen it, but there's just for sure fucking aliens out there.

Like these orbs are crazy. Like what else would it be? It doesn't surprise me that the aliens would be big Spacey Casey fan. Totally. Okay, let me see if I can find this video. Did she post it online? So I just got off a plane. I flew from Fort Worth to Nashville.

It was me and one of my managers, Bobby. And we just had the craziest orb UFO experience. He saw it with me. This is not the first time I have seen. I've seen many crazy things. I mean, literally keep looking up. I've seen fire, burning in the sky, things that I can't explain.

So yeah, this is not. the first time, but we just watched these orbs. There was three of them. I noticed them. I'm a noticer. I'm always noticing things, but I was about to lay down and take a nap, and I saw these lights that caught my eye that just didn't look normal.

And I watched them for a minute, and they were definitely trailing each other. The pilots come back, open the door, whatever, and we're like, did y'all just see something weird? And they're like, three orbs off in the sky. And we were like, yeah. And both pilots were laughing kind of and they were like, yeah, we have,

we've seen these every single night. And all the other pilots are seeing them too and nobody knows what they are. Whoa. Crazy, huh? That's pretty cool. What do you think? Aliens?

I don't know. I mean, yes, I think that there are aliens, but that might be like drones. I don't even know what the drones are. And then who pilots of drones are? Is it the aliens? I don't know. I don't know either.

But we got to get to the bottom of this. I know. What's going on? I'm just hoping they're nice, like Rocky, you know? I think they are. I think if they were mean, they would have fucked us up a long time ago. That's what I think. Yeah.

I mean, let's be honest. I think they're trying to stop us from fucking ourselves up. That's my theory. Too late. Too late. We already did that. I wanted to talk about Brian Cox and how, unhinged he is.

You know Brian Cox from Succession? Yes. He's in his like, Don't Give a Fuck era. Once you get to a certain age, you're going to see this with your parents. It's happened to mine. They get to a point where they just don't give a shit anymore

and they're just going to say what they want to say. Brian Cox is in that era right now. I love it. I mean, I do too. So it's Brian Cox takes aim at Margot Robbie, Johnny Depp, and Moore. He says, I'm going to say what I want. All right.

So about Johnny Depp, he said, so overblown, so overrated, all right? About his co-star, his eldest son, I am the eldest boy in succession. He's a wonderful actor. It's just all the bollocks that goes with it. Yeah, because he's method, I guess, and Brian Cox can't stand that.

Kevin Spacey, a stupid man. A stupid, stupid man. Edward Norton, a pain in the arse. Love it. Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie is far too beautiful for that role. There should be something more of a gypsy about her, but it's wrong of me to judge.

Love that. Sir Ian McKellen, quote, not to my taste. How can you not like Sir Ian McKellon, Brian Cox? Anyways, I love an old man talking shit. There really is nothing better than like sitting on a porch with a glass of like sweet tea and an old man just talking shit. Yeah. I can't wait for Tish to get there.

Yeah, I know. Here's the thing. they tend to say some shit that you're like you can't say that you know maybe back in your time oh tish already does that yeah but in my day we said it all the time like jesus christ man oh boy and they're like and then your brother married an oriental and you're like no no you can't say that she's Korean first of all and also i don't think you can say oriental anymore and it's like but that's what we said we're like you can't do it but then it's like why are we trying to change these old fucks you know like they're not going to change what are we doing

No, they're not. But anyways, great question. What do you got coming up? So I'm going home in a couple days, home for a week. Matt and I are hard at work on this house. Oh, I guess I should say that. Like, I did a little story post last week about the new house, even though I told the way of tears first.

And a lot of the messages that I got were asking about the farm animals. And if they were coming with or if there was room for them, like a lot of questions about the animals. So I just wanted to, you know, ease everybody. worries and let you guys know that the farm animals are not going anywhere. The house I've been living in, it's a Cyrus family farm and it's going to stay a Cyrus family farm. So even though I'm going to move out of that house, the farm is going to stay. All the animals are going to stay. I'll still be taking care of them. So nothing's changing in that sense. And my new

house is literally down the street. Yeah, of course, I would never, come on. I would never get rid of the animals. And yeah, I just wanted everyone to know, like, nothing's going to change with the Cyrus family farm. You guys should like sell tours of it. You know, like about people ride horses and fucking pet goats and shit. You know, the liability of that. I feel like that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. No, thanks. Yeah, get some crazies in there too, probably.

Definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so I'm going home for a week. Matt's at home still. He skipped Hawaii and stayed home to work on the house. And we're moving quick. I'm going to start posting some videos for you guys this week. So I'm working on that.

And then in a couple weeks, I fly out to L.A. I think I'll see you probably well in there if you're around and then I'm going to go to Stagecoach and I've got a couple of DJ sets down in the desert over Stagecoach weekend which is going to be just a wonderful time of year if my sunburn goes away and time from the lay in by the pool again

I'll be well. If you guys have any sunburn tips like let me fucking know like what are the magic things like I know Alavara blah blah blah if there's any magic tricks like shoot me shoot me with them let's hear it text Sarah she knows all the stuff

oh okay she could burned a lot? Yes, because she goes really hard in the paint on it. Yeah. And so like every time we go on a vacation, there's like, she's got so many ointments and creams because she's like gone way too overboard on the tanning situation. So she knows. Okay, good to know. She knows a lot of tricks and trade. I'll tell you what the trick is, is if you do want to tan but not get burnt, you need to get tanning, like tanning oil that still has SPF. You can get that like it's like, I know. That works. You get brown, but you don't get brown. Yeah, it's like SPF 8.

My mom has some. It's SPF, she's got an SPF 4 and an SPF 8 panning oil. And those are the ones. Unless you're going to be out all fucking day. Now, if you're going to be out all fucking day, the 15 is doable. Yeah, that's true. All right. I think I am about a week away from announcing a new project I'm going to be working on.

Oh, so you got the job? I mean, we're in contract negotiations right now, but it has been offered to me. That's a good time. Yeah. Wow. Can you tell me what it is? I will, yeah, I'll tell you afterwards. I'm really excited about it.

I don't know if anyone here is going to care, but whatever. Oh. Job's a job, sister. All right. A job is a job. Yeah. So maybe I can announce that next week. Yeah.

All right. Well, listen, you're in Hawaii. Go freaking have fun in Hawaii. Safe travels. And I'll see you next week. I'll see it a couple weeks. I mean, obviously we'll talk next week. But then, yeah, I'm going to be in LA soon.

All right, cool. Great. Love you guys. Love you, bye. Bye.