Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - You kids are crazy

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Your hosts waste no time this week diving into The Bachelor finale, the Kate Middleton situation (major swing and miss from us there...) and Diddy getting raided. They come up with a new euphemism for how attractive gay people are and discuss how terrifying BORGs are. If you don’t know what they are, you are old and not cool, sorry. They then try and figure out the hard hitting questions in life, like how long the Great Wall of China is and what exactly baking soda even is. Enjoy!  Favorite things mentioned:   Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV  The Wave  Palm Royale  Damsel  The Day After Tomorrow  Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow  What Happens Now? by Dasha  If I Had A Lover by Dylan Gossett  Ones and Pennies by Johnny Franco  Mood Swings by Marcus King    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H). Plus, get free shipping on orders over $75! If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows.  Beis: BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/YFT  Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order when you use promo code FAVORITE at bollandbranch.com  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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think it would have been a very entertaining episode, but now I'm just very, very tired again, but we're going to power through. You guys been like keeping up with this whole like Ruby Frankie case? She was like the Mormon mom who had like some stupid YouTube show called like eight passenger bus or something like that. Cause they had way too many kids. And, um, and then she was like torturing her kids because she thought that like God was telling her to do some shit. I don't know. And now she's going to jail with her cohort, some other fucking blonde dipshit. I love it. I mean, I hate that she abused those children. That's fucked up. But I love that they're going to jail for a

very long time because they are monsters. Anywho, what have you guys been up to? What are you guys doing? Just chilling? Just cold chilling? Like a villain? That's cool. You know what one of my new favorite things is?

I got an espresso machine. Not espresso a nespresso you know i'm talking about are the pods more expensive yes they are is the coffee a little stronger yes it is does it make a nice little foam at the top yeah it does it makes me feel like i'm some sort of like fancy european man even though i'm not i'm a dumb American man. But it is better than the K-Cups, let's be honest. They announced a new Bachelorette. Can't wait to talk to Brandy about that. Kind of called it, just saying.

Got to rip through what's going on with Kate Milton. Everyone feeling kind of bad about that. But the conspiracy theories still rattle on. What do you say we call the brand? It's time to call her up. Here we go.

It's time to go. Oh, I hated that. Good morning. Good morning. What's up? What's up with you? I just woke up. You did?

I'm on the struggle bus. I just woke up too. Why are you in the struggle bus? I just, I'm over committing my time is what I'm doing. Well, don't do that. I can't, I can't help it. I just always think like, it'll be fine. I should say yes to all the things.

I'll sleep when I'm dead. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I forget like i really need my sleep yeah i'm sorry we're doing it so early and you get to sleep in today would have been the perfect day because i didn't know it was going to be like storming this morning so it's like cloudy out and like just like lay in bed weather i mean it is nine o'clock for you i know but i i feel like i still i'm like still i was on west coast time for so long and then i came home and i was like well and like i have to get up early for a gig this weekend i

mean stay up late for a gig this weekend so i should just like kind of stay on the schedule so i can stay up late and like not be like shit so i'm like on that schedule and i'm gonna have like a hard time going to sleep at night and then if i don't like if i don't fall asleep until one or two i have to sleep eight hours yeah or i feel like shit so i'm just like on a bad schedule yeah well we were supposed to record last night but i had to push it to today and you got the rowan or what's the tea no i went to pioneer town to joshua tree oh that's right to go see dawes and lucius and it was so much fun it's wonderful hung over though huh i wasn't really hung over i was just like i literally had driven straight back

i was tired and i knew i wasn't going to be 100 you know yeah and i just didn't want to put the yft years through that you know because they deserve the best you know right for at least from you because they ain't getting it from me no yeah you're you're at all you're average at best every episode yeah yeah yeah yeah and then i also had to put sarah on tape and i wanted to get to bed early so i see i did get to bed early but that's good i could have same thing i could have i could have used another hour or two right like but i don't have time because i gotta edit this and then i have another podcast oh i know it never ends never never ends but we're happy to be here yf tears there's like a lot of tea there's like a lot of stuff is there i think so yeah okay great should we start should we go

let's just write right into it? Okay. Yeah. Because normally we do a much longer preamble, but. No, I know, but you said let's get into it. It's like, let's get into it. Let's get in. Let's get into it.

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That's why. And they haven't been giving me screeners this year, which is rude. They hate us. They hate us, yeah. But it is official. We have a new Bachelorette. We do.

Did you see who it was? That's the part you're excited about? No, but I do. I feel like I got some tea about it, though. I'm excited that Kelsey won. Yeah. Were you surprised by that? No.

Yeah. No. And neither was Daisy, you know? Yeah. I didn't even watch it. I didn't watch it for now. You didn't? No, I didn't.

Oh. And so Daisy left beforehand? What happened? Not exactly. Like, this is how Jesse got away with the whole never before in no bachelor history has this happened. I hate that.

Daisy goes to see Kelsey when they're right before they go to the ring because they're both in their gowns and they're glammed and Daisy knocks on Kelsey's door, goes and chats with her, basically wants some intel on if what her intuition is telling her is right it is

and then they ride together to the rose ceremony well weird which is interesting yeah and so the thing i don't love about that is obviously when they get there the producers are gonna say like okay daisy you gotta go first and then she's gonna you know, so it kind of takes part of the show out of it for people watching, I think, but good for her. I mean, if you know, it's not you. I mean, she was pretty damn sure. I wouldn't want to put myself through that either. Like I respect it. Like she was kind of the one to say like, I know it's not me. Why did she know? Why did she know it wasn't her? I think on their last date, date you know that last day when you like go on the date with both of them or whatever i think she just could tell he was not a hundred percent in like he i feel like joey is pretty easy to read yeah you know after like from watching the

show like he kind of wears his emotions like right on his face and um you could just tell like he was really in his head about daisy and and just wasn't like super touchy with her that day wasn't and she was saying you know like all the things and he wasn't saying anything back and with kelsey it was totally different his face lit up he was smiling they were kissing a lot like you could just tell and i'm sure daisy could just like had a gut you can just tell when somebody's like you can just fucking tell when the guy is like got his his dick somewhere else you know what i mean like you just can like you just women have a gut instinct about that well he's also not a professional actor so like we i don't know if we should expect him to be able to like play that off you know

yeah none of them can let me tell you you can't be yeah you're you're being mad at joey for doing the thing that you knew he was going to do, which is date multiple people. I'm not mad. I'm just saying. Waiting it out. Well, I'm happy. Yeah, I'm happy that he chose Kelsey. She seems lovely.

I'm obsessed with her. It was funny. When I went to play golf with him, we came to my house and uh i was very drunk and i went to bed and sarah stayed up with joey and they like talked and like this is how it was spoiled to sarah was that she facetimed him at the time and i'm sure kelsey was like why are you all alone with this with sarah highland with this woman well lolz went to bed but you know what i mean i don't know kelsey for shit but it seems like just the way kelsey handled herself that whole like last episode she seems like a very like confident and not jealous woman like even at the once they you know afterwards

when they come sit on the couch together in the live audience like jesse was trying to get her to say like oh it was so hard to like say tell him i love him and not hear it back and she was like honestly like i was kind of good with it like he would she was like you know like his actions kind of showed me what i needed to see and like made me feel good and she just seems very like self-assured and not jealous and like i don't know i really like that about her yeah we love kelsey love i'm obsessed with her hair. Would literally give my right arm for that hair.

I know. It seems like she was self-conscious about her hair most of the season. And I'm like, this is kind of the best thing about you. You've got this big, full, curly hair. This is great. She's beautiful. Neither Daisy nor Maria are the Bachelorette. Yeah, how do we feel about that?

So I'm sad it's not Maria because I woke up and chose chaos. And that's what I wanted for my Bachelorette yeah how do we feel about that so i'm sad it's not maria because i want i woke up and chose chaos and that's what i wanted for my bachelorette do you think that the reason why daisy didn't become the bachelorette was because of the rap song that she was on the what the rap song she was on what do you mean where have you been i don't know what sister rap song okay hold on let me see if i can play it. What do you mean on a song? Like singing? Yeah. What do you mean? I don't know how else I can say what I'm saying to you. This isn't making sense in my head here.

It ain't dark like the sun, dawg. I heard you've been around that way. Think about her every damn day. What you want to do with me now? I think you gotta figure it out I've been trying to see you through Maybe I'm in love with you I think we gotta work it out

I'm her, you're not around I think I'm better and I don't give a fuck now Said you can lick all my sex up my nuts now That ain't fossil or bitch it's a bust now I feel alright ain't dark like the sundown I think I'm better and I don't give a fuck now Said you can lick all my sex up my nuts now Said you can lick all my sex up my nuts now

I feel alright it ain't dark like the sundown I think I finally don't know how long have you known about it for a couple weeks now has daisy like addressed it since i don't even know i don't even know i i saw like nick vial was like that's the reason that's might be the reason why she didn't become the bachelorette because of this which i don't know if that's true but my thing is is that like daisy did you hear the song before you agreed to it probably not not lick on my nuts suck my sack now it's a lyric that i love um it reminds me like 10 years ago like i had some friends that would make music like that just for fun that was a joke and like auto-tune girls that couldn't say it sounds exactly like what my friends would make 10 years

ago that that just was meant to be a joke but the difference is they didn't film a music video for yeah that's the part that really gets me is the music video okay so she does that song she's not the bachelorette i felt like she was just giving bachelorette on that last episode like the line of like if i can love the wrong person that much imagine how much i can love the right person ah heart-wrenching bachelorette material she was wearing bachelorette red like it was just all the things and she came out looking fucking fire um at the whatever on the couch so you don't go with daisy because for whatever reason they don't go with maria and why why do you think why? Because I've heard rumors of why.

I feel like, I could be wrong. I feel like The Bachelor really like sticking to their formula and like knowing what they're getting with somebody. Yeah. And with Maria, she's kind of a loose cannon. Like you don't really know what you're going to get with her. Yeah. And I could see that being like a red flag for them of like, I don't know if we can control her and blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You are hinging a lot of money and people's jobs on somebody who, who may be a little unhinged just in terms of like, yeah, being able to control and like make sure they're up for the day. And, uh, yes. Yeah.

Like think about Claire. Was it her name? Claire that like fucking left two and two days. Like they don't want one of those, you know, for sure. Who knows? This is true. This is what I heard. I heard that like fucking left two and two days like they don't want one of those you know for sure who knows this is true but this is what I heard I heard that like her demands were ridiculous and they were like I could see that I guess one of the demands is that she wanted to have her phone the entire time which is like come on yeah and then nobody gets that yeah and then

another one that I heard and who knows if any of this is true but I heard that she wanted every cast member but mainly like the lead they have like their own producer, like a handler, someone that's kind of always with them. And she wanted them to hire her friend to do that job, which no, because they are not qualified to do that job. So I think for those reasons, I'm out. By the way, I kind of called Jen. I kind of called it.

You did actually. I thought about that the second they announced it. Yeah. Yeah. I think she'll be great. I love that. It's weird that like we've done this many seasons and we haven't had an Asian lead.

That's seems crazy to me. It was supposed to be an Asian lead when I went on the show. It's supposed to be Kayla Quinn. Oh yeah. But I'm happy for Jen. I think she will make a great bachelorette. I think she is like a Disney princess. I think that she had i think she was

the not that this really matters but i think she might have been the prettiest girl on the season i disagree with that but who do you think the prettiest girl was it's all relative i guess um honestly i thought god what was her name not lacy the girl with endometriosis oh yeah yeah lexi lexi i thought she was beautiful a lot of people thought it was going to be her as well. I could have seen that. Yeah. You know, especially because she wants to get married so fast and everything. Like, she kind of would have been the perfect candidate.

Yeah. That could also be kind of scary, though, for people to know, like, okay. That's fair. Yeah. For me, though, I, like, Lexi's great about speaking on camera and talking about her feelings. And, and like she's just really engaging, you know, in her interviews and stuff. Jen's not to me. So I don't know. Like, I think there's gonna be a little bit of a learning curve there for her to open up a little bit more and be a little less shy.

But that's kind of my only big complaint about Jen is I just think she's a little bit boring. But yeah, for to put, I guess, a bow on this. I imagine both Daisy. I think Daisy turned it down I think that Maria asked for too much and I will say this I think you guys are gonna regret those decisions that was stupid yeah but maybe not I don't know but like you're so very quickly gonna not be cared about here in a second, you know? And I think you're going to miss that. Yeah, I don't know.

We'll see. We'll see. We shall see. Sounds like Kelsey's dad's going on Golden Bachelorette, huh? Well, Kelsey's dad should be the Golden Bachelor. Well, I agree. But Jesse's all, I don't know his name. Well, I guess we're going to be seeing you soon.

Yeah. Tim or whatever his name is. It's like, oh, well. Yeah. All right. The only time we'd be seeing him is on the Golden Bachelorette. So I guess that's where he's going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that enough of The Bachelor? We good with that? Yeah. All right. Put a bow on it. Joey was a good bachelor. I will say that. He was great.

You know, Jesse sat there and said greatest bachelor of all time. He might be taking the trophy from Ben Higgins there. Jesse. Okay. First, Chris was fucking full of hyperbole, but Jesse might be more of it. I agree. Way over the top, bro. I know, I know. Also, Jesse, this is like, what, your third season doing it?

Like, maybe since you started hosting. Right, right, saddle down, Jesse. Yeah, whoa, pump the brakes there, bucko. No, he was a good one though i i do feel like for the women tell all like he kind of got off scot-free like there there wasn't some girl who was like fuck you you can't believe you did that you know i know everyone was sweet to him you know what i did really appreciate about joey is that he i it always drives me nuts when the guys tell multiple women that they love them like because i just for me like i understand the show i understand if i'm going on the show i'm signing up for him to date multiple women but i just don't know if i could

really ever forget that he told somebody else i love you you know what i mean like and was that far with somebody else like that would just be really hard as a woman to watch back and to know that happened so i really really liked that he saved that just for kelsey i think that it's going to go a long long way with her in the long run do you think that it is a fair like loophole to be like i am falling for you because i don't know if i think that there's a difference between i'm falling in love with you and i'm in love with you i mean there's a difference there there is a difference but i'm not sure if i was the, if I would feel any different about those two things. Yeah, okay.

I think you would. I think you would. Maybe. I think you would. Yeah. Okay. On to the next piece of pop culture. So I'm going to miss on old Kate Milton.

I feel kind of bad about that. Well, you and everybody else. Here's the thing, though. All I said was I thought she got a facelift. I didn't say that I thought that Charles was cheating on her and all that stuff. That, I feel like that was kind of mean. You know? Yeah.

But here's the thing. And it's why I love the internet. People still think that, like, that whole video that she put out is a deep fake AI. Like, her ring disappears in the middle of it and all this stuff. Oh, brother. People need to be calm. I know. But I feel bad. I really do. Yeah. I mean, the crazy thing

is I feel like cancer runs in that family somehow. Yeah, but she's not a Windsor. I know, but I don't know if it was the lifestyle that all the... I know she's not super... She's not royal royal but like she's something right like she's she's high born that all the highborns like i feel like

they had a certain lifestyle maybe that like made some more prone to that i don't know but the the shocking thing is that she's just so young yeah to have it you know it is kind of sad that like she had to be like hey guys and she was so like lovely about it she's like thank you for caring about me and unfortunately i have cancer and you're like oh i feel like a piece of shit now but it was weird that that william wasn't next to her yeah could be if i was in that position i'd want to be next to her to like show that i was supporting her like i i that's a good point. That was an interesting choice. For sure.

But also, can we just not forget that the castle, what do we call it, the family or whatever, totally threw her under the bus. The crown. The crown totally threw her under the bus. It's like, oh, she's not going to Photoshop. No, I think you guys did this. And why are you fucking saying it was her? Yeah, she's not going to Photoshop. No, I think you guys did this. And why are you fucking saying it was her? She's not the one Photoshopping.

Yeah. It's your fucking press team. You guys knew she had cancer. And your guys' big plan was to blame her for bad fucking Photoshop? Yeah. Jesus Christ, dude. Take some accountability, you pieces of shit. I mean, come on.

Don't make us feel bad. We know how brutal that family is. We watched the crowd. They give zero fucks about anybody. Anyway, so I feel kind of bad about that. I saw someone message me being like, oh, your take on Kate was a little fucking. You feel bad about that? And I was like, well, I feel like I was nicer than most people about it.

Yeah. And she still might have gotten a facelift. You know, I don't know. I don't know. Who knows what's going to happen. But I hope that she has a speedy recovery. And she's back slowly waving to people. Slowly.

The crown wave is insane. The crown wave. Up next on my pop culture. I'm glad you're immersed in pop culture. Someone's got to be. P. Diddy going down, dude. Do you look at anything? Or is it just like,

I'm going to go hang out with the horses. Yeah. Okay, so P Diddy. I do look at Instagram. I'm on Instagram daily. P Diddy's house got raided yesterday. Oh, shit. He used to live next door to us.

He might still actually. I wonder if it's the same house it didn't look like it didn't look like it was to look like it looked like okay it looked like malibu or like west it seemed west side to me okay okay yeah so and then people think it's like about human trafficking which i guess like one of the worst kept secrets in hollywood was that like he was and i don't know if this is true, allegedly that he was kind of a, um, a Cosby man. Oh,

he would drug people a lot. I don't know if that's true, but PDD looks like he's in a lot of trouble. Yikes. But if that's true, he did it. You should go down. Yeah.

That's fucked up. Let's see if there's any new news on it. New news. Sean Combs' home raided as part of sex trafficking investigation. Officials descended upon the Rap Moe's Los Angeles and Miami homes on Monday, four months after Cassie accused him of

sexual assault and sex trafficking. Who's Cassie? Who is Cassie? Led by Homeland Security, the raid was carried out just four months after Rap Mobile's ex-girlfriend, singer Cassie, accused Combs of sex trafficking.

Helicopters and agents were seen swarming Combs' Los Angeles mansion on Monday afternoon. Footage of the scene appeared to show some men, later identified as Combs' sons, Justin and King, detained waiting outside the Hombly Hills home. Officials were also present at Combs' Miami residence. Combs was in Florida at the time of the raid,

according to NBC News, and officials reportedly seized his phones before Bad Boy Records executive was scheduled to leave for a trip to the Caribbean. Why are you going to the Caribbean, guy? Where are you going? You going to the Epstein Island? What's happening?

And then speaking of pieces of shit, did you watch Quiet on set? Oh, no, but I've heard about it. Okay. First of all, I'm amazed you haven't because your sister, she was a Nickelodeon kid. She was a Disney kid. Disney. So it's different.

But it's kind of, I mean, not really, but yeah, it is. Quiet on Set is so fucked up. I've heard. Oh my goodness gracious. Yeah. I honestly don't know if I can watch it. Well. Sounds depressing. It's just messed Yeah. I honestly don't know if I can watch it. Well. Sounds depressing.

It's just messed up. I know. Okay, in case you don't know what we're talking about, Quiet on Set is a documentary on HBO Max. A docuseries that uncovers the toxic culture behind some of the most iconic children's shows of the late 90s and early 2000s quiet on set the dark side of tv first of all dan schneider piece of garbage even though like he didn't he's not like

the guy that really gets like it pinned on him you know there's like two like actual child predators that are totally working for him drake's dad totally fucking called it you got to watch it just for drake's dad to be he goes and he's like hey this guy is creepy as fuck and everyone's like you're being ridiculous one of the amazing excuses was no he's he's homosexual so you're being you're being homophobic because you think that this gay man wants to have sex with your son but it's also like well i don't think that's an excuse because if you do think someone is going to be messing with a child like if it was a if it was a straight man then i then i would be like okay yeah maybe he's into women but the fact that

you're into men and maybe little boys i don't't know if that's an excuse. Does that make sense? You don't understand what I'm saying? Yeah. I, I have a feeling, like, but I could see in a world where like at the, in that time when it wasn't like homosexuality wasn't so accepted and mainstream, you know what I mean? Like I could see them, I could see people being like more afraid to push back on that. Like nobody wants to be labeled homophobic. You know what I mean? Like I could see them. I could see people being like more afraid to push back on that. Like nobody wants to be labeled homophobic. You know what I mean? So it's like someone kind of labels you as that. It kind of makes you take a step back and be like,

Oh, well, you know, I don't know. Again. And like, because like today I feel like somebody would push back on that and be like,

fuck you. Like, yeah, I don't care that he's gay. I'm nervous that he's diddling my kid, you know? Yeah. And all these letters these letters came out for people that like that are in the industry that were like defending him you know

did you see that like they said they sent letters to the judge similar to like the people who sent letters no no sent letters for um a hide from that 70 show oh yeah Oh, yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Hey, remind me never to write a character letter for anybody. Never. I don't care. Not ever. Sarah needs a character letter.

Sorry. Sorry, dude. But she's your wife. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, well. This might be in a documentary sometime. I don't need it. All right?

Yeah, just rule of thumb, guys. Don't write character letters for people ever no it's messed up and i feel bad for like that that kid drake yeah yes he did uh he was like talking to an underage girl right like that was his that's why he kind of got canceled you know but now i feel bad this poor kid was just abused for a long time obviously has issues you know yeah so sad that doesn't like forgive him for doing whatever he did but like

I do feel bad for that guy you know I don't really understand why Josh is like no longer friends with him but I don't know me either it's pretty messed up man but it's a great documentary you gotta watch it

quiet on set ugh It's pretty messed up, man. Yeah. But it's a great documentary. You got to watch it. I've heard that, yeah. Quiet on set. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Great name, though. It is.

Do you have any favorite things? Yes. Okay, great. I got one. Oh, all right. That's one more than normal. Have you... I feel like it's not really your kind of show. Okay.

But there's a new Apple Plus show called Palm Royale. Oh, no. Everyone's been tweeting me that I got to watch this. Kristen Wiig's in it, and I just love her so much. The cast is stacked. It's really good. I guess it is more of a woman's show, I would say, but maybe you'll like it because the cast is so good.

Allison Janney, she's in it. She's phenomenal. Also, Kaya Gerber's got a small role in it, which is hilarious. Okay, is it just me or is Kaya Gerber Rachel Bilson? They look exactly the same to me. I can see that. I've always thought it, but now that Kaya is acting and on screen,

I'm like, you are Rachel Bilson. They look so similar to me it's so wild i can see that she looks like her mom to me i mean of course but like i just i don't know i just see rachel bilson every time i see her yeah an ambitious woman schemes to secure her seat at america's most exclusive table palm beach high society in 1969. Palm Royale featuring Kristen Wiig. Ricky Martin? Yeah, and he's amazing in it. He's amazing in it.

Living the Vita Loca. Also, my guy, Josh Lucas. Obsessed. Yeah, Josh Lucas, Leslie Bibb, Allison Janney, Laura Dern, Kaya Gerber. Laura Dern, she's good in it. It's stacked. Yeah.

Oh, Carol Burnett. Yep. Wow. Mm- yep wow it's really good so yeah i you know i love a can you call it a period piece i guess so for sure i love that kristin wigg i mean it's it's a really different role for her she's funny but it's very subtle you know what i mean like she does such a good good job basically like her character she's basically like poor shit and trying to weasel her way into like high society with all these gazillionaires um and it's funny as hell and like i still i'm there's only three episodes out i'm still trying to figure out like exactly who josh lucas's character is but he plays her like seem seems to be husband um and it's interesting because his last name

delacorte or whatever is the same as like the richest woman in palm beach but she's in a coma and like they're related but like clearly he's been like x'd out of the family but you don't really know why and so it's confusing i'm like are you guys really in love or is this marriage a farce because you would buy buy guys just both want money. Like I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure it out. But basically it's just her trying to like weasel her way into this like very tight circle of Palm Beach, you know, royalty for lack of a better term. And it's hilarious.

And it's so good. And like, oh, the wardrobe is amazing. Like the sets are amazing. It's just so good. Well, honestly though, Ricky Martin is like, he's the star. He's the star of the show. He's so good. He looks like a pool boy or like a waiter kind of a thing?

Both. He plays both, which is interesting. Alright. How old is he? He looks amazing. He's got to be in his 50s, right? Has to, and he isn't ripped. Yeah. He's looking good. They need to have some sort of like euphemism or like trite term for like how gay guys look good for so long yeah you know like so black

don't crack we need to come up with one of those yeah he looks great gay don't decay that's not bad that's not bad we will workshop a little bit but that was not bad. That's not bad. We will workshop a little bit, but that was not that bad. Right? Yeah. You don't hate it. I know. I kind of love it. I'm going to test it out on a couple of my gay friends later.

See how it goes. You're laughing because you're like, ah, shit. Pretty good. It's all that Botox, all that Brotox. They also just like take care of themselves. So it's all that botox all that bro talks they also just like take care of themselves so it's normal boys do they have they have moisturizing routines we don't do that no you know they work

out i know it's true true true we watched damsel, how is it? It's fine. I mean, I love Millie, obviously. Yeah, like, she's great. But I was wondering. It's great. It's a lot of her, obviously. And of course, she gets stuck in the Upside Down again. Like, she can't get out of a show or a movie where she's stuck in the Upside Down fighting off monsters. Oh.

A doodleful damsel agrees to marry a handsome prince only to find the royal family has recruited her as a sacrifice to repay an ancient debt. Damsel. Yeah, it's worth a watch. Millie Bobby Brown plays the princess. Nick Robinson, who I imagine that you think is cute. He's been in a bunch of stuff. He was like the older brother in Jurassic World. He was in Boardwalk Empire. So she's marrying Nick. And then her mom's, Millie Bobby Brown's

mom is Angela Bassett. Well, actually her stepmom, right? And then Robin Wright, Princess Buttercup, is the queen. Yeah, so they get married. And then right when they get married, it goes to some weird ceremony where it looks like they're about to do some eyes wide shut. Like, oh, everyone's going to have sex, but that's not what happens.

They just throw her down this fucking cave system. And then a dragon tries to kill her for like the rest of the movie. And it's fun. Okay. It's a good, it's a good, that's a good little watch,

you know? All right. Yeah, Damsel. Check it out. I'll watch that. Yeah. So we watched another thing on Netflix and it's dubbed,

so it's kind of annoying, but we enjoyed it. I hate those. I know. It's called The Wave. Have you heard of that? I don't think so. Although anticipated, no one is really ready when the mountain pass above

the scenic, narrow Norwegian fjord collapses and creates an 85 meter high violent tsunami. A geologist is one of those caught in the middle of it the wave we watch it on hulu so effectively um it's this guy who is a geologist they're nervous that like there's going to be a big rock slide on the mountain and all the rocks are going to come

down and go into the water when that happens it's going to make a huge tsunami and kill everybody. Oh, and that's effectively what, that's what happens. It's like every kind of like end of the world, you know, like 2024 or 2000, was it 2012 or all those kind of,

all those kind of end of the world things. Pretty great. Loved it. Best end of the world movie of all time day after tomorrow that one's good so fucking good let's see what let's see what what the world what the internet says best

and yeah that one's my all-time fave the day after tomorrow is number one there damn it give me a fucking ding yeah Greenland Deep Impact. Never saw that. I mean, I guess you could say Armageddon's an end of the world one.

Oh, yeah. Independence Day. That's a good end of the world one. The Happening. I liked that one. That was an M. Night Shyamalan. I never saw that either. 2012.

This is the end. That's funny. I did love Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Oh, yeah. That was great. The Zombieland. Cute. Shaun of the world oh yeah that was great the zombie land sean of the dead the road great book not as good as a movie speaking of books i started tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow and fantastic that's good huh i don't know where it's leading right now yeah but brandon talked about it a couple episodes ago and it's about basically this guy and this girl

who start this video game company and they make an amazing game called Ichigo and then they make another game and it doesn't do, you know, then it doesn't do as well and now they're making a third,

whatever. I don't know where it's going to go. My best friend, Kirsten, that's already read it said the ending was very sad. Oh, you haven't finished it.

So that scares me. No, I've not finished it. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's got to die, you know i've not finished it yeah yeah someone's gotta die you know it's happening yeah something's gonna die anyways it's great though it's really good and it's also like not my normal i always like sci-fi and whatever and this is just kind of like a regular story about this couple who creates video games yeah anyways highly recommend yeah yeah go check it out do you know what a borg is we've talked about this before okay what is it a long time ago did we because my little she was 15 at the time my little 15 year old friend told me what it was remember yeah

yeah um it's it's a drink where you mix a bunch of alcohol and yeah it's called a blackout rage gallon yes rage gallon that Yes, rage gallon. That's right. So all these like college kids, this is what they're doing. They buy a gallon of water, you know. Yep. They pour half of it out. They fill the rest of it with vodka.

So it's vodka and water. And then they put in two hydration packs, like they could IV. And then they get in two hydration packs like liquid iv and then they get those mio drops they put those in there and they make this kind of like sweet kool-aid vodka drink and then they walk around a party and they drink this borg and you have one of the rules is you have to name your borg fact that i have known about this for years and you're just not figuring this out is great. What's your Borg's name? And like, this is Curious Borg, you know?

You're like, oh, that's kind of interesting. But. Kids these days, I tell ya. Are you trying to roofie yourself? What is happening here? If I went to college now, are you kidding me? First of all, I might die. Second of all, I would not feel comfortable being a father

sending my daughter to college where she's walking around with a gallon of vodka. No, definitely not. Gone are the days when you had to make some hunch punch. You know? Gone are the days when you got drunk playing flip cup. Like my parents were worried about, do you remember those drinks called Sparks?

No, not really. Oh, they came in a can. I was obsessed with them. And like, that was like the thing to drink. I want to say it was like alcohol and an energy drink in one or something. Like a Four Loko. I don't know what that is, but yeah.

And my mom, like I loved them. And my mom was like freaked. And that was like, you can't have, you cannot have that. Oh really? I'll kill you. No, the Borg will kill you. have that oh really kill you no the borg will kill you the borg will kill you you kids are crazy rise there do you know how long the great

wall of china is i do not how long do you think it is pretty long how long do you think it is i have no fucking clue just give me a guess i've never even been to asia have you no i haven't oh really i thought you had how long do you? No, I haven't. Oh, really? I thought you had. How long do you think it is? I don't know how long anything is. Make a guess of how long you think this wall is. Jesus Christ, play along. How many?

Let's see. As long as the United States length. However long that is. I guess that's a pretty good guess. How long is it from east to west? The United States is. But sure. You think that's a pretty good guess. How long is it? From east to west, the United States is. But sure. You think it's up and down?

Yeah. That's what you want? You want up and down? Yeah, like the east coast. Like the length of the east coast. The length of the east coast of the United States is 2,069 miles. Okay. Stretching from Canada and Maine to the border of Mexico.

All right. That's not even close, by the way. Not even remotely close. Okay. The Great Wall of China is 13,171 miles long. If you took a plane and flew over just the wall, it would be well over eight hour flight. Wow.

Damn. You weren't even close. And the Great Wall of China is fucking huge. And also, how did you guys build that thing? I don't know. How are you guys doing? Yeah. Jeez Louise.

Seems like... There's no way we could build a wall like that. There's no way we could build a pyramids like that. What are you guys keeping out? Mm-hmm. The Mongolians? Is that. What are you guys keeping out? The Mongolians? Is that what they were trying to keep out? Maybe. I have this.

It says Brandy manifested this. So this should be interesting. Oh, yeah, I did. A wife to your Senate to me. Really? Do you know that you have it? It's the milk thing. Oh, yeah.

I was telling you guys like I'm pissed and I'm not even, I'm not even lactose intolerant and I'm pissed that we got to pay 80 whole cents or a dollar or whatever the fuck Starbucks is charging for non-dairy milk. Like that's discrimination. I'm sorry. It is like, I'm telling you, I'm going to go to the grocery store today and I'm going to take a fucking picture of how much it costs to buy a gallon of organic dairy milk and a gallon of almond milk. And it's going to be the same. Lactose intolerant customers sue Starbucks for $5 million over illegal price discrimination. The suit says Starbucks discriminates against lactose intolerant customers by charging them extra.

They do. Customers claim the lawsuit Starbucks has has violated the federal americans with disabilities i love this i love this i'm so proud of whoever started this lawsuit oh shit so proud your disabilities you get bubble guts from the milk products it's not a great i mean that's a terrible terrible thing to have like could you imagine not being able to have ice cream and cheese? Well, I'm a little lactose intolerant, actually, so I can't imagine it. But I just power through. I just think that would just be the worst thing ever.

I just power through, you know. I don't care. I saw this on TikTok and I really quite liked it. Say the weird thing. People are desperately seeking realness. I don't understand what baking soda really is. I know it's a chemical, but what is it?

In the context of making baked goods rise, that makes sense. Baking soda. But you're telling me this magical dust is also mouthwash, deodorant, teeth whitener, fridge odor neutralizer, air freshener apparently

it's a whitening agent for my laundry kitchen cleaner carpet stain remover pesticide remover for fruits and veggies silverware polisher scorched pot cleaner oil and grease fire extinguisher homemade weed killer it can help treat heartburn and may soothe canker sores. It may improve exercise performance, and it may relieve itchy skin and sunburns and may slow the progression of chronic kidney disease. What is this stuff? It's going to save the world.

What the fuck is baking soda? I never thought about it until I saw that, and I'm like, he's right. First of all all what is it is it oh no is it a flower is it like flower it's not i mean no it's not and there's baking soda and then there's baking powder powder and that does have more of a flower texture does it more so than baking soda i think right and then there's cornstarch well that's what's that what is this shit?

I don't know. You're talking about somebody that doesn't cook. So I'll tell you what, though. I do have it in my fridge because it does help make the fridge not smell bad. Totally. Sodium bicarbonate, commonly known as baking soda or bicarbonate of soda, is a chemical compound with the formula NaHCO3. It is a salt composed of sodium,

caution, and bicarbonate anion. Sodium bicarbonate is a white solid that is crystalline but often appears as a fine powder. How did we figure out this thing? Great question. Who got it? Who found this?

Do you have to mine for it? Maybe. The aliens who helped build the great wall of china and the fucking pyramids also gave us this crystalline sodium powder could be it's salt sodium is salt right sodium is yeah but then the other bicarbonate something else something entirely different all right let's do some fuck you very much is this comes from uh jackal massonism uh five stars thanks for that subject line favorite podcast my husband asks me every week so what do wells and brandy recommend love this podcast and all the recs

love the show hey husband just fucking listen to us dude you don You don't, you know? Okay. This comes from Nina Mac 1982. Five stars. Thanks for that subject line. I still love you both, but ellipses. Okay. It's getting pretty loose guys. How about more batch talk? I highly recommend made. One person that wants batch talk. I highly recommend made on Netflix. Love it. FYI, in the Catholic Church, sins come in two basic types. Mortal sins and the imperial, imperial your soul, and venial sins, which are less serious, breaches of God's law. So that murder isn't the same as saying... For Catholics.

Yeah, yeah, for Catholics. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not for my people. Okay. Yeah, yeah, for Catholics. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not for my people. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Pretty loose, guys.

I mean, to be fair, it's always been kind of loose. It has. You know, I don't know how this is any different. Yeah. All right, last one. This one comes from Hillier,

or Hillihey. Five stars, thanks for that subject line politics never missed an episode but since you've been bringing up politics lately i'm going to have to unsubscribe i don't think so it's no secret that i think we both are are kind of lean progressive um yeah well we don't really talk about it we know jokes here and there but the last time we talked about politics i said we were joking around about how they're both too fucking old and i don't want to vote for either of these people yeah and that we wanted someone that was in their 50s to run okay fine we'll stay away from

politics i don't whatever i don't know it's happening in our world oh it's you don't like it because you you think that i disagree with what you think but that's silly because everyone is allowed to just think whatever they want to think that's the great thing about this country so shut up all right vote for whoever the fuck you want to vote for i don't care not even a change nothing changes not around here i mean maybe it will i don't know who knows who knows i have been seeing a lot of stuff on tiktok that they think that um nibiru do you know what nibiru is It's supposed to be like a sister planet to ours. That's like some weird elliptical orbit around the sun.

So it only comes in like every 10,000 years or something. And supposedly it's back. Can we go there? I don't know, Brandy. I'd love to. I assume that they're the ones who built the pyramids and the Great Wall of China. Definitely. Definitely.

They did that. The Nibirians. The Niboo. You have some musics? think i did okay what do you got so since you're on the tiktok yeah surely you've heard of dasha no it's dasha you ever heard of dasha she's like a she's an artist but she's blowing up on tiktok because of called Austin. Everyone's doing a dance to it. My mom and I did it last week and posted it. So her song Austin is everybody knows it at this point except you. But she has a whole little album out.

And I really love the first track. It's called What Happens Now. So everyone's heard Austin already. So why don't you play What Happens Now? I could have smoked it, would have rolled it, should have known it. What happens now, what happens now, if I were older? Golden days, it can't be over. I'm in love, I should have sold it. I could have smoked it, would have rolled it, should have known it. What happens now, what happens now, what happens now?

Ooh, what happens now, what happens now? Dasha, what Happens Now. She cute. Have you heard of Dylan Gossett? Yes. Do you like him? The tone of your voice doesn't sound like you do. Yes. He has a new song out, If I Had a Lover. hollering by that girl around. Well, since I don't have anything,

I'm about as lonely as can be. But if I had a lover and I had a dollar, what a happy old boy I'd be. Dylan Gasset, If I Had a Lover. Love it. I know. Johnny Franco, Ones and Pennies. I like this song a lot.

Here comes Eric. Smile, boys. He gave us a hundred dollar bill. I see him coming down the street just on the other side, but this time I don't know if he will. I don't know if he will. You should probably see the chorus anyway. We're taking ones and pennies Five, ten, twenties

And your cigarettes too Cigarettes too Johnny Franco, Ones and Pennies. Ooh, cigarettes too Johnny Franco, Ones and Pennies. You like Marcus King? Yeah. Me too. Let's go out on this. And what do you got coming up?

Be in Atlanta this weekend with KB. Oh, yeah? What are you doing with KB? She's going on another little podcast tour. Oh, cool. And, you know, she and Cleo and I just decided it wouldn't be a KB tour if I wasn't at one, at least one show. Yeah. You know, I've kind of been part of, I think, all of them.

Gotta do it. To some extent. So I'll be in the ATL on Sunday with KB. Mm-hmm. And then the next weekend I'll be in Austin, Texas. Fun. Playing a little show at a club called Superstition. So if you're in Austin, come hang.

Nice. Party, come dance. Do it. That's what I got. I've got a golf tournament coming up. Golf, golf. April 19th through 21st, Lost Cleanest Country Club in Dallas, Texas. Okay, that's in a month.

So cool. Yeah. Well, less than a month. What are you doing until then? Nothing. I don't know. Got it. I let you do your bullshit. Let me do my bullshit, okay? I don't give a fuck about KB's tour,

but I'm not like, what are you doing until then? I don't do that to you. Well, that's this weekend. I'm just curious what you're doing until April 20th, you know? It's a PGA Tour Champions event, 54 holes. I'll be playing alongside PGA Tour legends, John Daly, Ratif Goosen, Ernie Els, Bernard Langer, and the celebrities that are playing.

Boy, oh boy, let me tell you. Emmett Smith, Tony Romo, Tim Brown, Reg Langer, and the celebrities that are playing. Boy, oh boy, let me tell ya. Emmett Smith, Tony Romo, Tim Brown, Reggie Bush, Roger Clemens, John Smoltz, Ben Higgins, Alfonso Ribeiro, Larry the Cable Guy, Blair O'Neill, and of course

Robbie Amell. I can't tell you what I'm doing until then, because we haven't announced what we are going to be doing. Oh. But things are working. So you got something. You got some irons in the fire. Yeah, but so does my wife. So we got to figure some of that stuff out. But for the most part, I'm here for a little bit, I think. Let me look at my sketch.

Golf, golf, more golf. Well, that golf is like one that you can go to. You can buy tickets to it. Come hang out with us. Yeah. It's only two weeks away, jerk face. Okay? It's March 26th.

You said April 20th. Yeah. Okay, whatever. Three weeks away. Fuck your math. Not your strong suit. okay it's March 26 you said April 20th yeah okay whatever three weeks away not your strong suit alright YFTers we love ya love y'all yeah Jennifer Bachelorette huh yeah

and um gay don't decay so that's the best part of the episode bye bye so that's the best part of the episode bye bye I feel like I can really be myself around you this podcast has been brought to you

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