Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Your Favorite Beauty Pageant

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

Can someone please tell us what the actual point of a beauty pageant is, and why Brandi always has people fixing her house? Also, can someone confirm if Pete and Kim are actually dating? This week, your hosts chat NYE plans, The Bachelorette, and the absolute sh*t show that was the Miss Universe pageant, for another year in a row. Whatever production company manages that event needs to be fired immediately. Wells also sh*t talks Voldemort (valid), and Brandi talks about people flipping the bird when driving (don’t be that person). Enjoy all this and more in episode 184, YFTers!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  BetterHelp — Go to BetterHelp.com/favoritething to get 10% off your first month   ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter code YFT to get a 60-day free trial  Canva — Go to canva.me/yftpodcast to get your free 45-day extended trial  SKYN — Shop SKYN.com now and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now  

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at your house like there's always some guys they're doing something well guys this is called adulting it's called being a homeowner it means things break every five fucking seconds houses are absolute money pits yeah and honestly you know they tell you they brainwash you into thinking like owning a home is the american dream and it's just like the ultimate like you've made it when you can own your own house honestly i kind of think renting is the way to go because this is bullshit no oh you know what's great about renting you just call someone and it's their fucking problem that's true it's kind of nice that's true i know yeah maybe the answer is owning your own place but then renting it out to people no because then you're the person that has to fix that's true

but you're the guy yeah that passive income that's pretty good shit but then you rent something else yeah i don't know i don't know either i just know that something's always broken. Every time I call you, you're like, the gardeners are here. Hey, listen. Oh, well, that's not broken. That's just mad. The grass is broken. All right? Well, it kind of is, honestly.

Yeah, no, it's always something. Always something. And because I'm not here all the time. Yeah. Always something. And because I'm not here all the time. Yeah. So I think I've explained before that like my sister and I live like our properties connect.

It's so nice. It's like one big thing. And obviously she's never here. And I'm in and out so much. We have somebody, a property manager, if you will, like schedules this sort of like maintenance for the house so that the house doesn't completely fall apart when we're not here. You know? Yeah. And it just would have been great if someone had let me know but i took the dogs for a walk and i came back and there were four dudes standing at my front door and i was like hi what are you guys

doing and they were like oh like we've been scheduled to uh maintenance your hvac here we are your appointment was uh 10 minutes ago and i was like well i look like an idiot but i had no idea this is how horror movies start though you know you're right but happy despite the name he's like quite the attack dog like i actually thought he was gonna like go after the guy at first but we were good we're all right yeah well what are the checks and balances uh in the cyrus household that is making sure that these guys are on the level. Oh, definitely. We don't have that. Yeah.

Okay. So these guys, this could just be paparazzi trying to get in there and they're planting cameras all over to figure out what's happening with Miley and Pete Davidson. Oh, well, I was going to say, all they'll find out in my house is that I like talk to my dogs like they're people, which is probably entertaining to some. But you want to know what's going on with Miley and Pete? I mean, I think that Pete's dating Kim, but I don't know. And I've been seeing Miley and Pete doing a lot of press. I saw them on like Kimmel recently or Fallon.

I saw them on Fallon. It was so good. Well, they got shitty tattoos or something. Yeah, very true. They were really funny together, though. I mean though I mean honestly let's be real here Miley's the funny one for the most part I just feel like I don't know Pete's like funny but like he's just so quiet it's like he doesn't say much but what he does say is funny but so what basically okay Pete as far as I know is dating Kim but like what do I know I don? I don't know. And, uh, but they're hosting this new year's Eve thing in Miami. And so they've been doing a lot of press for it,

which I think is pretty cool. But, uh, so what is it? Are they, are they like hosting a party? Yeah. It's a, it's like a live event. And it's, uh, like the way Miley explained it on Fallon is it's a little bit of like a variety show and and in the sense of like like she's gonna perform but she also is like creative directing like all these other performances and she's having lots of different genres um of artist play which is really cool and then obviously you get like the comedy with pete i don't really know like a whole lot of the details but i know it's gonna be good because miley doesn't half-ass anything like Like, if she's going to do something, it's going to be fucking great. And honestly, it was smart to bring in Pete.

He's the man of the hour. He is. She knows what she's doing, you know? That Hansel is so hot right now. That's exciting. Are you going to go to it, or what are you going to do? I am actually, I get to play in Denver on New Year's Eve. So I'm going to go down for a couple of days and hang by the pool. And then um on new year's eve i'm gonna fly to denver and play my show so i don't get to see

the actual thing but i'm sure like i'm sure i'll get to watch them like something afterwards yeah peacock or something you know well it's been a while since i've seen you i feel like i know oh speaking of been a while since i've seen you guess who I saw last night that I haven't seen in so long. Okay. You're in Nashville. Probably one of my friends. I'm going to go with David Bourne. Close.

Daniel Malby. Oh, yeah. Okay. How's Danielle doing? She looks great. Yeah. I didn't get to talk to her a ton because we were at Caitlin's show, but she looks great and she seemed great. And I just didn't realize how long it had been since I had seen her.

And she said she hasn't seen you in forever. Forever. I haven't been back to Nashville in forever except for Ben's wedding and it was an in-and-out situation. It wasn't an in-and-out sitch. So, yeah, I know I got to plan a trip out back to Nash, vague to see all my buds. Anyways, that's good. I'm glad she's doing out back to Nash, vague to see all my buds. Anyways, that's good. I'm glad she's doing well. I miss her.

I miss all those people. And you know what? The YFTers missed you, you know? I saw quite a few YFTers last night. Yeah? You were doing Caitlin's podcast again? Yeah, I did. It was the very last one of this tour, and it ended in Nashville.

So it was nice for me because I'm at home. I said it there, and I'll say it here. Best crowd I've ever seen at a KB tour stop. Nashville was Litty Kitty last night. It wasn't even last night. It was a 4 p.m. show on a Sunday. Listen. Litty Kitty.

That's amazing because no disrespect, but disrespect to Nashville fans. Everyone knows as a musician or a performer in Nashville, it sucks doing shows there because everyone's so judgmental and doesn't get into it and yada, yada, yada. So that's amazing. Yeah,

it was, it was pretty lit. Um, and I had more white tears come up to me at that last night show than I ever have at any of the shows. So, um, everybody was just like,

you know, I love white teeth. Let's do you guys since day one you guys need to do a tour you guys need to do a live show and i'm like i don't know i think we could do nashville i think we could do denver i think we could do ally and we could do like toronto i feel like we got a strong oh you think toronto i got a lot of canadian fans i know that okay wow i mean i love canada so i'm on board with that same same all right well we got a lot of Canadian fans. I know that. Okay. Wow. I mean, I love Canada. So I'm on board with that.

Same, same. All right. Well, we got a lot to catch up on. Yeah, we do. Should we start? Should we start the show before? Yeah. Yeah.

All right. You go for it. It's been a while. Bros and hoes. I'm back, baby. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with. Wells and Brandy. Back and better than ever in the flesh oh my god did you

watch the bachelorette no i did not wells i'm gonna run it for you because i can't hold back go for it i don't care i'm not okay spoiler alert if you have not seen this week's bachelorette never ever in my life while watching this show have i done the like move where like my hands go to my face and like one over my heart and i'm just like like shooketh to the core at what happened yeah so what happened joe home joe but she liked joe from the beginning that was the guy that she DMed or whatever, right? Yes. And Joe, precious Joe, he seems so genuine. And I really just don't feel like he would have stuck around if he didn't really like her.

And I know he's such a quiet guy and so introverted. And he was saying, I'm not great at talking about my feelings and saying how I feel and put myself out there. And he made such an effort for her, especially this last episode fantasy suites whatever like he was like saying i'm falling in love with you and like he was just being so open and so vulnerable and she sent him packing damn dude why i don't know so who's she going with i think it has to be nate after watching this episode. Is Brandon still there? Brandon's still there.

People like Brandon, right? People love Brandon. To me, he's too, like, head in the clouds. Like, he's too, like, butterflies and rainbows for me. Got it. But Nate, my thing with Nate is, like, listen, we get it. He's gorgeous and he's extremely tall, okay? Those two things are very blinding.

We get that. But the thing is like Joe is just so real and like I believe every word out of his mouth. And then she's like – and he like voluntarily was telling her how he felt. And she had to like drag it out of Nate, be like – she just had to like poke and prod to get him to even like, like hint at the L word. And, and, and like, he like vaguely kind of sort of said that he could maybe be ready for an engagement, but like, he did not just come out with it. Like, I do not believe for one fricking second that he is ready for that. And she's just like, you know, it's like when you get like the, what is it?

The wool pulled over your eyes. Like you just like want them to be the one so bad that you just take any little thing they say and make it into what you want to hear even though it's not what they said that's what she did damn and meanwhile joe is here just saying all the right things and being so honest and he's just so precious and they're mr and mrs minnesota i just like don't understand like how could she send him home i was so sad do you think she's making a bad decision? Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's hard. Nate's a gorge. I mean, it's hard. But Joe is a gorge, too. He has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen. I think he's absolutely adorable. But I just don't know. All right.

You want what you can't have, you know? Everyone does. You can't have. Grass is always greener. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. It was very emotional. And I'm excited for Clayton.

Clayton. You are excited about it? Well, I've always liked The Bachelor over The Bachelorette because chicks are just, they're just better TV. Sorry. True. I know. I just can't with Clayton.

I can't with this teaser where he's like, I slept with so many girls already. I'm so sorry. It's like, I can't. Here's my one complaint about the teaser promo. It's Clayton with a bunch of, I think it's a bunch of English bulldog puppies, I think. Oh, yeah. Something like that. It's something like that it's

something like that they're all purebred somethings they should be rescue dogs you know they shouldn't be purebreds yeah i don't like that guys i know here's my other thing it's like and i know the people who do the pr there who thought that that was a good idea because that's such an easy way to get yelled at you know and if i'm saying that I'm a very tolerant person, if I'm saying it being like, not a great look, dude, come on guys. Do better. Do better. Do better.

Cause you can get, you can go to any shelter and they got fucking 16 puppies and it's cute and oh my God or whatever. But they were all little French bulldogs or English, but there was something like that where I was like, I feel ya. Whatever. All right right so who's she gonna pick i think nate for sure yeah nasty for sure brandon thought he was going home yeah he thought he was going home to the point where like at the rose ceremony right before they you know they're about to start and he's like i'll talk to you for a second and like takes her outside like panic mode like he thought he was leaving and i thought he was leaving too yeah and then she sent joe so it's like, can I talk to you for a second? And like takes her outside, like panic mode. Like he thought he was leaving and I thought he was leaving too.

Yeah. And then she sent Joe. So it's like, gotta be Nate. One more week left, right? Let me done, let me done. Till January 6th and then Clayton's time. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me.

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Go to ShipStation.com and use code YOURFAVORITETHING to sign up for your free 60-day trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. Okay, so I watched The Miss Universe. What? Why?

I don't know. What else are we doing right now? I watched. I didn't even know that was on. I watched Miss Universe. First off, Steve Harvey still has a job. How? How is like, listen, Steve Harvey's hilarious.

I've done Family Feud twice. He's so funny. But he fucked up. Remember when he fucked it up and he like said the wrong name and everything? He still got a job. I don't understand. Could he like kill somebody? And people are like, oh, it's just Steve Harvey.

He's got a great mustache and a million-watt smile. He can keep on working. I don't understand. He's still there. On your phone right now, look up Miss Universe Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey is wearing a jacket that I swear to God has, it was like pulled out of the wardrobe from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. And listen, I'm all for like progressive looks or whatever. dream coat and listen i'm all for like progressive looks or whatever and that's like if you're walking a carpet look that's not if you're hosting a show with a bunch of beautiful women because

you're trying to say i'll ever look at me but you're supposed to be looking at the beautiful women behind you i think i don't know how you still got a fucking job but it's amazing that he does don't know yeah look at that jacket man what's happening that jacket's on crack that jacket's on acid. Oh, sure. Listen to what I said, though. I think it's a cool jacket if you're walking the carpet. I don't think it's a good jacket if you're hosting the show. Who won Miss Universe?

India. Nice. So here's the thing. Right at the end, the teleprompter fucked up. It was like deja vu all over again. It comes down to Paraguay india and south africa second runner-up it's also just confusing let's get the fuck away from second runner-up first runner-up winner because second runner-up sounds like second place you know yeah it's third yeah yeah yeah

let's just say third place second place yeah just look why are we trying to confuse people so anyways so second runner-up aka third place is south say what it is. Yeah, just look. Why are we trying to confuse people? So anyways, so second runner up, aka third place, is South Africa, who is beautiful, by the way. Also, side note, fucking beauty queens stand weird, dude. Why are you putting your arms like that? You look like a Barbie, like in the box still or something. Just stand normally or whatever.

When your arms are down, they tend to look larger, like in photos and on camera. Got it. If you put some bend in your arm and like put some shape to your arms, they just look better. Were you a pageant girl? No, but I have an Instagram. Like every girl

with an Instagram knows this. So South Africa is second runner up, which means third place. So she goes away and the Steve Harvey goes, okay, congratulations to Portugal. Portugal's not even fucking involved. Portugal's been out fucking six rounds, seven rounds ago.

So then he goes, oh, the teleprompter says Portugal. But it's like, okay, that's fine. Maybe it was supposed to say Paraguay, but Paraguay's still in it. So then it comes down to India and Paraguay. Is that how you say it say Paraguay, but Paraguay's still in it. So then it comes down to India and Paraguay. Is that how you say it, Paraguay? Yeah, how do you say it? I don't know, Paraguay? Well, it's like Uruguay, Paraguay.

I don't know. Oh, I didn't know. I need to know these things, though, because I think I'm going to South America in March. Oh, I could be wrong. Totally could be wrong. Well, how'd they say it on this show? Steve Harvey pronounced Paraguay Portugal. So that's what happened.

And first of all, South Africa was a lawyer and lost. Like, what's happening here? India is gorge, though. Yeah, so is Paraguay, if I'm being honest. Yeah, they're both gorge. They're all hot. Literally, they're all so hot. So then Steve is like, the telepartner said Portugal.

And I'm sitting there thinking, whatever production company does Miss Universe, they need to be fired immediately. This is two years in a row of just trash television. And you know Steve Harvey's fucking getting after people because he's already known as kind of being a dick. You know, remember those stories came out where like no one, you wouldn't talk to anyone on set or family feud or whatever. So then we're sitting there and India wins. Congratulations. I was like, what is this for?

Like, what is this? I'm so confused as to what this is. And Sarah was like, I think it's like, like a scholarship or something. And then you like travel around as miss universe which to me makes zero sense okay because pretty people already got it easy you know that's true we should do miss universe for like you know you know they're gonna need some help down the road. You know? Oh, my God. Peeps that need a leg up, you know? Hey, if you're six foot tall, built like a model, flawless skin, lawyer, you don't need gorgeous hair. Already a million brand deals because your Insta's popping off because you look like that.

You don't need $75,000 to go to fucking a Juco or something, you know? Let's give it to people that need it, okay? Because they're going to walk through this life la-dee-freaking-da. You know, I think anyone ever has told Ms. Paraguay no in her life. Do you think she's ever wanted for anything?

Not a shot in the hell. She's gorgeous. Oh, my God. Being gorgeous doesn't solve life's problems, though. It makes it a lot easier. I guarantee a Paraguay's troll of a sister could use that scholarship a whole lot more. God. This is not okay.

I know. Should I cut all of this? I don't know. It is funny. It's this weird thing that we do. We watch Miss America and and miss universe and i was just sitting there kind of drunk being like i don't know what this is this is just a this is it's a beauty contest it literally is a beauty contest which i think that we are all yeah yeah

but we're not supposed to judge people that way but we have like well i know but it's called a beauty pageant right it's so fucked up and listen i'm a product of it my mom was a beauty pageant, right? I know. It's so fucked up. It's so fucked up. And listen, I'm a product of it. My mom was a beauty pageant girl. Beauty queen? She was a beauty queen. She was Miss Los Angeles.

Wow. I didn't talk to her and be like, what? What? What did you get? You know? Oh, you know what

happened to my mom? You know what? It's got a scholarship and she married a doctor. All right? Exact case in point. That she had me. Things just kept on getting better for her.

Okay. That's my rant for the day. It's a good rant. It's funny. You got any safe things, bro? Bro. Do it to me. Have you seen the new Sex and the city no but i heard what happened

how could they do that yeah okay so real quick a lot of people got mad at me i guess it was last episode or two episodes ago for saying something about oh what happens to steve carell's character in the morning show so let's right now say there might be some spoilers on sex in the city but also if unless you've been living under a rock you've heard about what happens right yeah for sure but just in case you do live under said rock yeah maybe like fast forward 60 seconds yeah how could they do this to us why even torture us with one episode of Big if he's just going to die? I know. And also doing Peloton dirty because their stock plummeted apparently.

Okay, but have you seen the new commercial? No. Is Ryan Reynolds involved? Oh, I don't know. But they just put out a commercial that Big is in. Oh, yeah? To like turn it around for them. I haven't even – I saw it come up on Instagram, but I haven't even watched the whole thing. for them. I haven't even, I saw it come up on Instagram, but I haven't even watched the whole thing. It was funny because everybody was tweeting about it saying like, pretty sure this was like

shot, edited and posted in like 24 hours. Cause they were probably in like a complete panic and were like, spend everything we have to get what's the, what's his, what's his real life name? Big. Anyway, to get him in the commercial. And, um, and it did it like, I think it's probably the best thing they could have done because yeah, no one wants to ride a Peloton after that. I mean, I didn't want to ride one to begin with cause hard, but I like Peloton.

Oh God. I am not good at cycling. You can do a bunch of other stuff. They got meditation. They got yoga. They got all the things. Oh, I'm not good at meditation or yoga.

Nope. Yeah. I'm not good at any of these things. Same, same. His name is Chris North. Chris North. Oh, I'm not good at meditation or yoga. Nope. Yeah, I'm not good at any of these things. Same, same. His name is Chris North. Chris North. Oh, maybe.

No, maybe. No, Chris North? Man, that's much worse than North. Yeah, so he dies. So I wonder if that's, is that like a thing of like, they could only afford him for one episode or? That's kind of what I'm thinking. Either that or like he had something else to go do and was like, it's one or nothing. Yeah.

Because it's hard to imagine that like they couldn't afford him, but they could afford Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't know. But I guess you can't have the show without her. So maybe it was one or the other. I don't know. I mean, here's the thing. I love Sex and the City. I'm here for the reboot.

I think from what I've heard, it's getting a lot of hate for the writing not being very good. And people are just like not that into it. But I mean, for me, like, I love it. And it's like Grey's Anatomy. Like, I'm going to watch it no matter what. You know what I mean? I feel like the writing was never good in that show. Oh, it was so good.

You just started watching it. I know. And I loved it. I loved it. But here's the thing. I think they all look fabulous in their older age. Like, I think they are all just fabulous. Okay, you don't think that Charlotte had a little too much work done?

Well, I mean, Charlotte doesn't look as old as the other two because she's doing all the things. But I actually think, like, I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks amazing. And she obviously isn't doing all the things, but I actually think like, I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks amazing and she obviously isn't doing all the things. So yeah, Charlotte looks a little over the top. Yeah. But I think that's kind of her character too, you know? No, that would have been Samantha's character.

Well, Samantha ain't even showing up. Yeah, I know. Which Charlotte, Charlotte does have like Charlotte's character does have like an obsession with everything looking perfect and being perfect and She's the rich girl and whatever. Fair enough. Yeah. Is Aiden in it? I mean, there's only two episodes out, and I have not seen Aiden.

I love Aiden. Well, if John Corbin doesn't come back, then I'm out. I'm not even in yet. My kind of guy right there. I'm not even in yet, but I'm out if he's not in it. Listen, when he gets in here, then you tell me and I'll come in. I'll let you know. Yeah.

Did you watch? Are you caught up on Succession? No, I haven't even started season three. Oh, my God. Okay. But did the finale just air? Yes. Oh, God.

You can't ruin anything. I know. But I'll take my earbuds out if you want to give a quick. Yeah, so take your... Everyone, I'm about to do a Succession thing, so if you want to give a quick. Yeah, so take everyone. I'm about to do a succession thing. So if you're not caught up on succession, where the fuck you been? Brandy.

Okay, wave with both hands when you want me to come back. I will. Just want to say YF tears. Your boy was right. You knew I was right. Now, did it go down exactly the way that I thought it was? No, it didn't. But did I say that I thought that Tom was going to be the one to take something? Oh, yes, I did. And was I right about that? It looks like I was. But did I say that I thought that Tom was going to be one of the takes over? Oh, yes, I did. And was I right about that? Looks like I was. And did I

say that Greg would be a part of it? Yes, I did. Oh, my God. We need to reel back the reels and see when I said that because I nailed that. And also, the kids are so dumb. I will say this, though. This has been a very boring season. nothing happened up until the last episode but the last 15 minutes where tom and greg talks about selling his soul to him like what do i need a soul for anyways and then the kids go and logan knows that they're there and he says send them in and he's got them dead to rights and then that that moment when Tom walks in and Logan touches his shoulder and pats him on the back. And he comes in. And Shiv, she might not know it now, but deep down she knows that she just got fucked six ways to Sunday by Tom.

You got to love it. All right? You got to love it. All right. That's all I got. Great gotta love it. All right? You gotta love it. All right. That's all I got. Great last 15 minutes. Love to hear what you guys think. Wow, that was a theatrical rant.

All I could see were just... Just hands moving? Hands and waving and... Yeah. Yeah. It's good. A lot of ups and downs. Friends become enemies.

Enemies become friends. You know. Interesting. That old trope. So good, though. Oh, you know what i want to watch have you seen the what happened to britney murphy documentary no but i would love to it's on hbo i really want to watch that you're a virgin who can't drive she's like she was just everything i hate to say it but season two of Love Life is not good. Oh, yeah? Do you remember that show?

No. What? It was Anna Kendrick's little HBO series, and it was so good. Anna Kendrick's season was phenomenal, and I downloaded season two, and I got like six episodes in, and it is just not good. That's too bad. We talked about it, I think, last episode, Sarah and I, but the show,

The Yellow Jackets, is so good. Oh yeah, you've mentioned that before. It's on Showtime and it's just so great and I don't know, like, is it exorcisms

and ghosts and spirits or is it like just someone fucking with these chicks? I don't know yet and I can't wait to find out. But the acting's phenomenal.

Really into Yellow Jackets. My only complaint is that it's appointment viewing. I have to wait every Sunday for a new episode. But that's great. Christina Ricci, good job. For some reason, we've been watching the Harry Potter thing all over again. And so I have like new thoughts on Harry Potter.

How many times have you watched Harry Potter? Too many, too many times. And now I tell you what, now we're going into Lord of the Rings extended edition. And I love Lord of the Rings. I was Lord of the Rings person. Sarah was a Harry Potter person, you know, age difference. And you know, I'm a boy, she's a girl.

But anyways, I never noticed this, but they have a, on HBO, they have a Lord of the Rings extended edition. So like all the movies are in like four hours. They were already super long. Anyways, as a lover of the books, if you also love Lord of the Rings, you should go and watch the extended versions because there's so many more scenes in it. And you're like, oh my God, it's so great.

I always was annoyed that they cut out like all the Ent scenes. Which by the way, Treebeard, one of my favorite things ever. Anyway, so yeah, that's great. I got a few things. I got a few things. As I've rewatched Harry Potter numerous times as an adult, I'm going to go ahead and say it. I think that Voldemort is the shittiest wizard out of anyone in the movie. He is literally so fucking bad at being a wizard and everyone is so scared of him in every movie he tries to kill a fucking child and can't he can't do it and he does it in front of all of his followers where at some point the followers must be like uh so maybe voldemort isn't that powerful because

he can't kill his kid every time like every semester he tries to kill his kid he can't do it like maybe not the powerful like maybe maybe we we've been on the wrong horse. Literally every movie, I'm like, he's such a trash bad guy. Sorry, facts are facts. Also, I'm going to stick with it, but Snape, I don't care. Also, Dumbledore and Snape, you guys are both trash people. Dumbledore knows that Harry's going to die and still fucking puts that kid through hell. He sets him up. And here's the other thing. I'm sorry, Snape, you played both sides of the fucking field and that doesn't make you a hero. That makes you a bitch. That makes you a fair weather fan. And you know what? Choose a side. Okay. You can say that he's a conflicted

character. And he, at the end of the day, he was, was you know sent the sword of Gryffindor to fucking Harry and yada yada yada no I'm sorry he played both sides he's a bitch okay end of story last thing at the end of Harry Potter Harry Potter and Lily are old and they're going to send their child to Hogwarts right and then you see that Harry comes in contact with Draco and Draco's kid or whatever. And you see old Draco, you see old Harry. Here's my question. Why aren't the Malfoys in Azkaban? Excuse me, what? They were all a part of the Death Eaters, guys. Like they were just fucking with the devil reincarnate. I'm so confused. If you're a Nazi and at the end of the war you decide to flee,

you're still a fucking Nazi and you need to go to jail. Why are the Malfoys not in jail? So confused. Send in a fucking Azkaban. End of story. All right? I got energy tonight, bro.

I see this. What are you drinking in that clear glass there? Claw daddy. Oh see this. What are you drinking in that clear glass there? Claw daddy. Oh, God. Have you seen this new Sandra Bullock movie on Netflix? No. Have you?

I didn't even know it was ever happening. It's called The Unforgivable. It sounds great. Okay. Have you seen it? No, but I'm going to watch it tonight. Viola Davis is also in it. Ooh. The little blurb. Released from prison into a society that won't forgive her a woman convicted of murder searches for the little sister she was forced to leave behind love a prison story gotta love a prison story love sandra bullock i've been reading some books recently have you yeah i've ripped

through a bunch of books recently and i'm going into a golf phase where like so this might not be that interesting but it's about golf yeah well kind of yes i mean yes absolutely about golf i've done two the one that i think that people actually will be interested in is the one that i'm currently reading called the big miss and that is written by this guy named hank h, who was Tiger Woods' coach between the years of like 2005 and 2010, which was kind of in the middle of when Tiger Woods like cheated on his wife and she like hit his car with a golf club and he crashed into a fire hydrant and he blew his knee out. And it was just like kind of fall from grace time. And if you're not a huge golf fan, this probably isn't for you. But if you are or if you're interested in sports, it's really, really fascinating to see what Tiger Woods is really like.

And I'll say this. Tiger Woods seems like an asshole. But I say that in the same way that I think that Michael Jordan seems like an asshole. And I think that you need to be an asshole if you're going to be that guy. If you're going to be the greatest, it's you against the world. You need to like embody that 100% of the time. But like the stories that Hank Haney tells about Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods being like a bad tipper, which is surprising, you know?

That is, yeah. Just giving a lot of people a cold shoulder for like no reason other than like just to express his dominance over them. It's fascinating. And listen, like him or hate him, he's going to go down as one of the top five greatest athletes of all time. You know, it's really fascinating. It's called The Big Miss. That's really good. And then I read this other book called The Match. And this one, if you are into like the great Gatsby or something like kind of like period pieces, but also into sports or golf, this is a kind of a cool one.

And I read this one purely because it takes place in my hometown of Monterey or Carmel, Pebble Beach. There used to be a golf tournament, a pro-am that happened at Pebble Beach called the Bing Crosby Clambake. And Bing Crosby was a famous singer and actor and everything back in like the 40s and 50s and stuff. And he'd invite all his famous friends and then all the best golfers would come and play. And it's this fascinating story of back in the day, if you were a golf professional, you were considered less than. The true golfing purists were amateurs. They were people who had, they were doctors and lawyers and they were rich people who played golf because of the love of it. And so it wasn't until like the money, the money list got so high that people just were like, fuck, I'm going to become a pro.

I'll be rich if I become a pro. Considered like less then. And it's this match that happens at Cypress was kind of like where I grew up between Ben Hogan and Byron Nelson, who were the two pros at the time whose dads were coal miners or farmers that became pros because they were poor. And then these two rich guys, Ken Venturi and Harvey Ward, who were amateurs, and it's them two playing against each other, the rich guys versus the pros. And it's the match after that everyone was just like,

I'm going to be a professional golfer because it's obvious the pros are better, whatever. It's a very fascinating story. And it's a lot of like glitz and glamour and Hollywood and all that kind of stuff. It's very great Gadsby with like a golf twist to it. Anyways, I know that's a lot of information, especially, you know, like golf is so stupid. But anyways, if you do like sports or golf, the match is very good. Very cool. That one actually sounds better to me than the Tiger Woods one. The Tiger Woods one is just fascinating. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's

entertaining. It's just like, oh, that's fascinating. Last thing, is there anything more invigorating and also more fucking shocking than chewing a piece of minty fresh gum and then drinking a cold glass of water holy shit man that'll blow your socks off it's the most random shit i've ever heard

my whole life i know but if you're done like whoa dude like also not a big gum guy actually not a big gum guy no i don't know if i I've ever told this – would you call it a story? When I was growing up, my dad – and probably still to this day – my dad has this weird thing with people chewing gum. Like it's like nails on a chalkboard to him. Like he can't handle it. And when I was a kid, my mom would never let us have gum. And like if we had friends get in the car and someone pulled out gum, she would be like, absolutely not. And like,

take it. Like this must be like a really bad thing for my dad. Like he must really hate gum because as a kid, like I wasn't allowed to have it. It was a big no, no, because my dad couldn't handle it. And so I've just never been a gum chewer.

Wow. Interesting. I'm a Tic Tac guy. You're a Tic Tac guy. That's your go-to mint. Yeah. Like a Tic Tac. I like Listerine strips.

Those are too strong for me. Really? You want to clear your sinuses and feel like you just got smacked in the face by an elephant's dick? Chew some like minty fresh wintergreen whatever and then drink like some ice water? Oh my God. What's happening in your body? It's insane. I have a random question actually.

Okay. And this might be a hot take so i'm so sorry if i'm offending anyone but i'm offended so how miserable of a person are you that you actually give somebody the middle finger while driving like i just feel like people that whip out the middle finger over something really stupid and not a big deal are just the most miserable people on the planet oh i i flip the bird off every once in a while but only if i've been wrong you know okay but like slightly wronged or like someone almost ended your life wronged somewhere in the middle maybe

you know like honking all about it i love a good honk like i'm a big honker like you do something wrong you know or like get my way like i will honk at you like you pull out in front of me when i'm going 60 and you're gonna go 35 you're gonna get honked at and i'm gonna lay on the horn like not just to tap like lay it on there so that you know i'm pissed as fuck but like to give someone the bird from the car, I just feel like you have to really be a sad, miserable person to do that. But like, maybe I'm wrong, but I honestly, it makes me laugh. Like when people flip me off, it doesn't happen often. Don't get like, don't go crazy here. But like when it does, I'm like, wow, first of all, it's fucking hilarious.

Second of all, like, I'm so sorry. Who hurt you. Okay. So what did you do today that got you flipped off? It actually wasn't today. I've been thinking about this for weeks. Yeah. Okay. But okay. So like where I keep my horse, it's an hour away from here. It's in the literal middle of nowhere, like farms.

You know what I mean? Like you're out there with like people like actually growing crops and stuff. So like the road, the road, when you pull out of the barn, it's like a solid stretch of like two whole miles of this like back road, no lines in the middle or anything. Like it's like the backwoods, you know? And there's no one ever on it. It's like, there's like two houses on the whole two mile road. And so I was driving and I was like leaned over to like grab a water bottle or something. And on like the passenger side or on the floor, something like that. But like, I could see, I like, that wasn't anything dangerous, but I was,

and there was a car coming towards me, but like really, really far away. And so I was driving like sort of in the middle of the road because I didn't want to like go off the side. It's kind of narrow while I was trying to get this water bottle, but I could see that there was a car coming and I could see the road. And like, I was going to pull on my side in plenty of time for this fucking car to come by me. And come by and I've I like pulled over onto my side of the road in plenty of time and they come by and just give me the bird like like and and I can tell they're like talking to me through their windshield like I'm the biggest idiot and I wanted to be like calm the fuck down like who hurt you we're all good here like no

one's life was in jeopardy like let's just calm down for a second. Dude, I yell at someone recently. Twice actually on the road. One, I wasn't driving. So we were coming back. Sarah and I did this like Petco thing. It was actually really fun. We wrapped filming and then we were driving back.

And so we were in the like the left lane and there was a guy riding a bicycle. And then he had like a little trailer and the little trailer had his dog in it. You know, like a lot of times they have kids in it, but this guy had his dog in it, right? He's riding his bike down the middle of the road and it's a street that doesn't have like a bike lane or even like a sidewalk. It's just a street, right? So he is in the lane. So we're driving, we drive past him.

Of course, Sarah and I look over and we're like, oh, look at the dog in this little trailer. Oh, this is cute. And then this guy, this guy comes up and he's obviously in a hurry and he just starts laying on the horn of the guy riding the bike with the dog. And I'm like, what the fuck?

This guy, what do you want this guy to do? Like he can't get off. Like there is nowhere for him to go. And this guy's what do you want this guy to do? Like he can't get off. Like there is nowhere for him to go. And this guy's just honking. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this guy's a fucking asshole. So then we finally get to the light. The guy's at the light. He's the first guy at the light.

And the guy pulls up behind him, really close behind him. And he rolls down his window. And the guy's like, what the fuck? To the guy with the dog. And the guy with the dog is like, what? What are you doing? And he's like, get out of the fucking road. You're taking up the whole road. And I was like, not on my watch. Listen, you can be yelling at a human any day of the week, but this little dog in the trailer doesn't know what's going on. So then I roll down my window and go, hey, you're the fucking asshole. So then they both look at me because they don't know who I'm talking about, right?

And I go, he's fucking got a little tread with a dog on it. What do you want me to do? He can't go anywhere. You're a fucking asshole. And the guy's like, get out of your own business. I go, I saw the whole thing. You're an asshole.

So then all of a sudden, there's two guys being the guy, the dog's like, yeah, you're a fucking asshole. So then we're both like, you're an asshole both like yeah and the guy rolls up his window in shame and then leaves and i was like got him got him got him how dare you honk at a guy in a on a bike with a dog on a trailer in what world do you live sir this is live, sir? This is why you're alone. This is why you're alone. We need to bring it back. You do not get to be in the ugly Miss America pageant.

The other one that I was doing, so I went on Chicks in the Office, the Barstool podcast, because they were in town for the People's Choice awards which we can't talk about that i did this bit on theirs but the reason why the bit came up is because they were like how do you keep your show fresh and i was like well i have a note section in my phone and i have a lot of observational humor about stuff that bugs me and i use it a lot on my show. And they're like, all right, give us an example. I was like, one just happened. And so this is for all the YFTers that didn't listen to Chicks in the Office. Does everyone know that there are sensors on the ground in front of traffic lights? If you don't pull your car onto the said sensor, the traffic light

doesn't know that you're there and won't change the light for you? Well, like, especially at night, right? Yes. So I was going to this interview and sometimes people stop short, right? And you can tell, cause you can see, look, next time you're driving, they're usually circles. They're cut in where the first person at the light would be. You can see that something was cut out of the road and then they obviously, that's where they put the sensor. And when you can tell people stop, sure, and they're not on the sensor

and then you've been sitting there for five minutes, that the computer doesn't think anyone's there because you're not on the sensor. So I rolled down the window, I go, hey dude, get on the sensor. And so then he's like, what? I go, get on the sensor. And he goes, what are you talking about?

I said, your car, not on the sensor. And he goes, what sensor are you talking about? I said, the sensor on the ground. He goes, there's sensors on the sensor. And so then he's like, what? I go, get on the sensor. And he goes, what are you talking about? I said, your car is not on the sensor. And he goes, what sensor are you talking about? I said, the sensor on the ground. He goes, there's sensors on the ground? I said, there's sensors on the ground. Pull up. And he goes, there's no sensors on the ground. I said, just try to pull it up.

So they pulled up. Lo and behold, light changed. So just don't stop short. Yeah. You know, this is why you're alone. Oh, yeah. This is why you're alone. Yeah, no, if I'm like, when it's, you know, here in Nashville, like, after, like, wild 10 p.m. or 11 p.m., the lights, like, a lot of them will turn yellow or whatever.

But, like, I feel like that's when, like, that knowledge comes in handy. And I'll pull up to a light. And if it doesn't change in, like, 15 seconds, I'll, like, back up and pull up and back up and pull up and make sure I'm, like, hitting it. Oh, same. Because sometimes you don't. Sometimes it doesn't. Oh, I know. And you got to, like, go and make sure you get it.

You know what I was thinking about the other day? Everyone knows this song, right? It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside. So that's your song by Elton John, right? And so that's a song about, I assume, a guy he was dating that wanted a love song written by him, you know? And there's a line in there that's like, and you can tell everybody that this song might be quite simple, but, and I was thinking about it, it's a beautiful song.

It's so lovely. And I love it. But there's a part of me that wonders if like whoever he was dating at the time was like, when are you going to write me a fucking song, dude? And Elton John was like, I don't know. You know, whatever. And he was like, you know what? Fuck you. You can tell everybody that this is the song. Okay. It might be quite simple, but now that's done, I hope you don't mind. All right? I hope you don't mind that I wrote down in words how wonderful life is with you in the world, like so sarcastically. I don't think that's what happened, but in my weird brain, I listened to it

and I was like, it's kind of funny if that's what happened. It was like, stop asking me about writing you a song, dude. Like, I get it. You want to have someone write you a song. It's probably not what happened, but it's in my weird brain, I thought it was kind of funny. You never know. You never know. So passive-aggressive. Like it's the most passive-aggressive love song ever. Love it. You got any Muzak's?

We can't do Muzak. I know, but I just played old John, so you know what you can do. Oh, we could definitely get sued for that, probably. Probably. Especially if I'm right, you know? Yeah. No, I haven't really been keeping tabs on the music since they told us we could get sued. Yeah, a lot of people are upset that we might be not doing it.

Oh. So then I'm like, maybe we should do it? We could play like 10 seconds. Would we get sued? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know either. I really like this new Brett Dannen tune called Paul Newman Daytona Rolex,

which like right off the bat, if that isn't the best name for a fucking song, I don't know what is. is i like I like Brett Tennant. That's nice. Yeah. You got anything coming up that people, the peeps need to know about? Do I have anything coming up? You know what? I am home and done with everything until New Year's Eve, which is amazing.

It's like, this is going to be like the longest stint I have of no work. Although I am thankful for my work. Don't get me wrong. Uh, but I'm excited. My family will be in town soon. And so we're just going to do the Christmas thing. Uh, and then new year's Eve, like I said before, I'm playing in Denver, Colorado. So if you're in the call in the Denver area, or if you're, you know, I love a good destination for new year's Eve. Like who wants to be at home on New Year's Eve? Like I love to travel. So if you're looking for a New Year's Eve destination event, this is a really good one because I'm playing in a brand new, beautiful hotel there. It's the Gaylord Hotel, um, right outside of Denver. And so it's great because

like you party there, it's all inclusive dinner, you know, drinks all night. And then you just go upstairs to your hotel room and go to sleep. Like what could be better? Nice. So if you want to check out the info for that, you can go to big night rockies dot com. Then all the info is there. You can buy tickets there. I'll be playing.

I think I will probably like do the midnight countdown and then I'll play from 12 to 130, I believe. So it'll be a really fun time. I've got a huge group of friends coming with me and I'm really excited about it. Cool. Love it. What about you? I got nothing. Your boy's shutting it down. That's fair. I had a very busy last like two months. Didn't even think I was going to. And then all of a

sudden, like everything, I got slammed, which is great. No complaints. But now it's like, okay, we're going to shut it down. Oh, I guess I should also say, because I do get a lot of YFTers that enter these giveaways. I'm doing these weekly holiday giveaways this month. So I've done the first two. Outdoorsy gave a big gift certificate. And then also Hyperice was last week. But I have three more left. There's,

there's actually five weeks in December. Um, so we're doing five giveaways, so there's still three left. And, um, this week it's going to be one of my, it's probably my favorite makeup brand, a clothing brand that I really love. And also, oh, and then, um, a CBD brand is the fifth is the fifth brand. So really good stuff I'm giving away. I announce them every Thursday on my Instagram stories. So check that out if you want to enter to win some cool shit. Cool.

I love giving stuff away. It's so fun. Are you going to give me anything or is that a no? Probably not, no. Cool. Got it. Understood. Well, I'm glad you're back.

Thanks. Feels good to be back. We missed you. We missed you, you know. I love the YFT here so much. Yeah. All right. Well, everyone, good luck buying Christmas gifts for everyone. I have yet to start doing that. I'm going to have to get on that.

We'll figure it out, though. I do have a new crush, though. I'll tell you who he is once we hang up with the Y of Tears. Ooh. All right. Yeah. He's hot. Yeah?

Like, probably too hot for me, honestly. But that's okay. I'm just gonna... We're gonna go with it. Is this song for him? Well, I can't hear this. What's happening here? Oh.

I'd write him a better song than that. Oh. Just kidding. I wouldn't write this. What's happening here? Oh. I'd write him a better song. Oh. Just kidding. I wouldn't write him a song. It's hot, though. All right. I can't wait to hear about it. Tell him about it.

All right, YFTers. We love you. You know what, YFTers? This is your song, all right? And I know it's not a lot, but it's the best that I can do. Okay? My gift is my podcast, and this one's for you. And I know it's not a lot, but it's the best that I can do. Okay? My gift is my podcast, and this one's for you.

Love that. Bye. Goodbye. Podcast. It may be quite simple, but now that it's done I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.