Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 126-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: October 17, 2016

Musical mommies are abundant! You sent in your tunes and we play some of them, but really, we have to admit that WE are the musical masters. Tina dropped "Animal Song" last time and this time Tommy brings the heat with "Butthole Song". Grammy's are A'callin'. Tight jeans are great, but not if they're low. You gotta pull em up! We're happy to announce that our bonus episode made it to iTunes and you made us #2! When you're Puerto Rican you're just Puerto Rican, especially if it's the Puerto Rican Day Parade! Ay Papi - Duro! The mommies are going on vacation thanks to Tina's pops, plus Candy Crush is DEE-LI-CIOUS. 7AM is a little early to flirt, ya'll!, plus we found a horrible woman who recorded herself being horrible. Keep it Jeansy!

That's who that sounds like it sounds like massive attack. Well, this is I like it, how would you say his name? Ricky cruel Cree. Well cruel C-R-E-W-E-L-L Crow well crow. Well, I don't know. What is that? No, I don't know. Oh, I like this. This is a possible entry into our our call for music. So this is this is the first one in a lot of music. A lot and we appreciate it. So exciting. Ricky, I like this. I like the heroine to this.

You know, I mean, I want to I want to get a real problem going. You can you can cultivate a heroin addiction in your mid to late 30s. You're not going to get upset. You're going to bail me out. What responsibilities do we have? True that true that. All right, guys. As you hear the sound of my voice, I will not be anywhere this week. I will be home. But in July, I'm going to pick back up July 11 through 14th, Chicago improv. July 18 through 21st, Columbus, funny bone in Columbus, Ohio. And then July 27th at the Uptown Theatre in Napa, California. That's just a one nighter thing.

And follow me at Christina P. What about you, buns? Yo, I'm going up to Winnipeg with the great Joe Rogan. I'm pretty sure actually I know his show is sold out. So that should be fun to be in Winnipeg for a couple nights. I think I'm going to see some fights while I'm up there. That's exciting. Is it snowing right now? Probably. Winnipeg, I hope I run into you. I love Canada. You know that. So come say hi to me if you see me around town. Offer me something to drink. And then where do I go? I'm going to the punchline punch out festivities

at Acme where we do new material every night. So that should be fun. And you just hang out. Should be a fun week. That's the 25th through the 29th of June. Acme, Minneapolis. Like I said, it's not full sets or anything, but you are workshopping stuff and I'm excited to go. And then July 11, 12, 13 and 14, the funny bone in Hartford, Connecticut. So I can't wait to go there. Hartford, I always come every year. Come see me. And that's what's up. Yeah, man. What do you think of that? That's great. I'm really enjoying this groove. This jam, if you will. Yeah, this is a real jam. Hey, Ricky, nice job. Yeah, good job, bro. It's no animal song.

It's no sagora household hit. Yeah, but this is, you know. What was your song called? Do we have a title? I'd rather not tell you the title yet. No, no, from the last episode. I'm sorry. Not for this one we're about to do. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, yeah. My new song is going to debut on this episode, but my old song, yeah, that was called The Morning Rain. I'm sorry? The Morning Rain? Oh, okay. Morning Rain. Yeah, I like that. I sense a nature theme in our band's music. I feel like we're like the Beatles. You know what I mean? Paul McCartney, John Lennon coming together, creating things. This is a whole new thing for us, Tommy.

Yeah. It started as comedy. It's going to go into music. I'm really excited. We got so much music to play. You guys are awesome. If you have your tune that you want us to check out, make sure you send it to your mom's podcast at gmail.com. We'll definitely check it out. We might play it on the show, and that'll be fun. Won't it, Gene? Hell's yeah. Listening to audio about, I'm really excited to discuss this first topic. You start the show? Yeah. Okay, here we go, man. Turn around. Slowly. Keep your hands up so you can see how you look.

Turn around. Keep turning. It look like you stole a midget pants. Big as you is. How short the pants look, and they up under your behind, and not skinny there. You can't even pull them up. Try to pull them up. Girls don't even wear their pants that tight. Pull them up. I bet your sister can't even fit them pants. Bend down. Squat down. No. Squat down. Squat all the way down. Turn sideways. Squat down. Squat down some more. You can't even do it. That's ridiculous. Big as you is. You're about to be 16. Looking like you had a 10-year-old pair of pants on. I know your nuts hurt. Who's laughing?

Get your behind up there and change them pants. That shit is big time. Who is Ryan? Don't bring anyone loving to this. No mom in the fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura. Christina Pazitski. Welcome to your mom's house. Is that Coach Ice? It sounded exact. It sounded just like this shit is big time. That's one of my favorite clips. We've been pulling onto that for a minute. Yeah, we had that for a long time, and it's just, you know, didn't find its way into the rotation, but it really speaks to us, to our show.

Because his father, the young boy, a kid who's apparently about to be 16, he's upset that his kid wears not high and tight, but low and tight pants, skinny jeans. I think the dad, if he had seen his son wearing high and tight jeans, he would have been fine with it. I don't think so. Anybody would be. But these were low, below the booty, and then high and very tight. High, meaning by the ankles it was higher, by the booty it was low, very tight. He couldn't squat down. His booty was popping out of it. And I tell you, this is how they make women's pants nowadays. They're really tight. Dude, it sucks. Like right now,

it's all about the skinny jean at the gap. I cannot find, an old Navy too, I cannot find a pair of pants that fit like a normal human. I'm serious. I have to go to wearing yoga pants in public, and people think I joke about this on stage. I like when you wear tight jeans. I like it. My apple bottom. Remember when I had those from Korea, I bought apple bottom jeans? I don't think that women should be allowed to wear loose jeans. That's so rude. How dare you. How come you guys, I see you guys have these nice loose jeans, and I don't understand why women, I go to the gap, I go, please, just give me a pair of nice loose jeans. And they don't even sell it for women. It's like, it's so fucking annoying.

You're, you know what? Women are the mothers of our earth and the guiding light of humanity, and they need to wear tight jeans. Their clam has to be suffocated at all times. Love it. I want to be able to just see the skin, the lines in your ass through those jeans. You can't. You know what's like that? Italians, Italians, or most Europeans were very tight. Guys, yeah, and so do a lot of the South American guys. I remember my cousins used to wear super tight jeans, Roro and Diego and stuff, and I was like, dude, what is up with those jeans? And they're like, what? They like to wear them tight. Corners do totally, man. I think it's just like to like,

for them, it's like, I'm showing off that like, I'm in shape, like I look good, you know? Americans are the opposite. We like to keep everything loose, comfortable. When I go to Hungary, sometimes our tires appalling, right? Well, when I go to Hungary, my relatives were like, um, could you not wear jeans out? Like, do you have a pair of nice white pants? That's what they told me. White pants? White pants? Because it was summertime. Now that is Eastern European all the way. Yeah, that's Euro trash. They don't do that in Western Europe. Hell no. Nobody wears white pants. And no one says, do you have a nice nice pair of white pants? No, it's more like, do you have nice pair of white pants? No, man. My dad doesn't like blue jeans.

Blue jeans. That's another foreigner way. Do you know that in French, they don't have, they don't say jeans. They say blue jeans too. There's no word in French, apparently, for jeans. Oh my God. We didn't even, we didn't even put down to say this because we've tweeted it. We haven't said it on the show. Oh, the episode. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Holy cow. Yes. By the way, okay. So because a lot of you are on Twitter and Facebook, but you know, a lot of you aren't. And you heard the past episodes. It worked. We got iTunes to change the price. And this is a huge thank you to all you guys that got it. And we know a lot of you got it because we got up to number two on the US charts and number one in Canada. So thank you. Thank you very much.

You know what that is? Mommy power. You know what that says? That little jeans like us can take down the man. We got together and we fucking stuck it to Ron White. We stuck it to the man. We sure did. Right? It just shows the power of mommy's, mommy power. We did it, you guys. Yeah, that's really awesome. And by the way, the feedback has been so cool and great. Everybody loves it. If you were thinking about getting it or, you know, you didn't know if it was ready or appropriate or if it was, you know, for the right price, it's there. So iTunes fans, you can get it on iTunes. It's 199 CD baby. It's still there if you don't want to go on iTunes. And it's a bonus episode. And like I said, the feedback has been phenomenal. Right. And if you haven't heard, it's

a bonus episode with Top Dog and Charo and Tommy when they came to visit. And you're going to hear behind the scenes, you're going to hear about Charo and Top Dog's courtship. You're going to hear about their love life currently. Oh my God. You're going to hear about double pipe classics, maybe a triple pipe, brown talk, like you wouldn't believe. It's incredible. It's a great episode, man. Yeah. It's really impressive. I'm really proud of you. It was really good. It's a lot of laughs. It's a thing you'll laugh a lot. I think everybody's been quoting it. And that's what made me think of it was when you said blue jeans or jeans. I remember when I was in Spain, back to that topic, studying abroad and blue jeans. I used to go to breakfast. We had breakfast every morning. It was

the lady of the house. And then it was three American kids, right? She was, she was senora. Yeah. The senora was like in her seventies. And there's, I'm sorry, you're not saying it, right? Senora. Senora. There you go. The senora was in her seventies. And she has these three American guys in her twenties. So we would come out for breakfast and I would come out in my boxers. Of course. Because that's just how I don't even think about it. You're an American pig. And then, so the first time she ever said anything was when I was going to go stay at another, I was like, oh, I'm going to a different part of the country. I'm going to like Sevilla or something. Seviche. Seviche later this, you know, next weekend. And she was like,

oh, are you all prepared? And I was like, yeah, she goes, will you be wearing boxers at breakfast there? And that's when I, that's when I first came apparently she was not happy with that. And I was like, oh, shit. So that's when I started wearing pants at breakfast. What do they expect you to do? Dress up like down to Naby. You're supposed to wear your tuxedo, your tails to breakfast. So when she said that, I was like, I got the hint, I changed. But I remember her son, her son was in his 40s, would come over and have lunch with us sometimes. And he would compliment me because I would wear like, you know, a collared shirt or something. And he was like, the thing I like about you is you don't dress like an asshole, like all the other Americans.

And I was like, yeah, he's like, everybody wears jeans and t shirts. And they look at that as like, do you not give a fuck about anything? We don't. And we don't. And you know what? That's because we're number one. And when you're fucking number one, you don't have to care about what you look like. I like that attitude. Maybe a close number two to China. But still, that's the luxury of being American, man. Yeah, do what the fuck you want. Speaking of pride, huge news in the mommy dome. Tommy, do you want to? You know, when you're Puerto Rican, you're just Puerto Rican. It was the Puerto Rican day parade. Right. Yesterday, I believe in New York. And that is the day when a million Puerto Ricans take to the streets and they act like fucking Puerto

Rican. You know, when you're Puerto Rican, you're just Puerto Rican. So when I realized that's what was happening, I just, I couldn't help myself. And I tweeted that it's the Puerto Rican day parade. And you know, when you're Puerto Rican, you're just Puerto Rican. And I tagged Rosie Perez, who's on Twitter verified and whose soundbite that is. This is Rosie Perez. You know, when you're Puerto Rican, you're just Puerto Rican. I tagged her and then she favorited it. That is. Now, do you think she's aware that that's her quote from Matt? I have to imagine, even though that, you know, that's not like an expression that like everybody knows. I think she's probably heard it enough from that. That's something that people have had to have

gotten back to. But you know how you and I, we just throw things out, like you say things, you don't even think about it. And then if someone, people have quoted me back on Twitter, I'm like, I don't even remember saying that. I have no idea. Yeah. Because, but that is such a dumb thing to say. Oh yeah. And she didn't get the intent. She doesn't know that it's like an ironic thing. And I didn't, you know, I'm sure she wouldn't have favored it if I had like written one more sentence, like, hope you don't get raped today or something, you know, like whatever Puerto Rican shit people do in that parade. Oh, it's, it's a molest fucking factory. Well, a lot of chicken bones on the ground and a lot of titties and asses getting grope. You know,

when you're Puerto Rican, you're just Puerto Rican. They can't help them. Wait, what was the bordering on? You're getting a number of places. The last place that I know in New York that you worked at and having on the green when there's a lot of Dominicans and Puerto Ricans working under you at that one. Was that that? Oh my God. No, thankfully, no. I see this friends in your family. Yeah. So anyway, that, that documentary that Rosie Perez did, it was called soy bar bar bariqua, bariqua, soy bariqua. Don't you know or something? I think it's soy bariqua, patulo sepa, something like that. I'm Puerto Rican just so you know, just so you know. So that's the documentary. If you guys want to watch something in honor of

the Puerto Rican pride or they could have just titled it, you know, when you're Puerto Rican, you're just Puerto Rican. They just could have titled it that. So I googled the Puerto Rican pride parade just to see if there were any instances of rape or, you know, just in general. So far, I don't see anything. You mean this year? 2013, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. And in the past, there has been. Of course, I remember that. Yeah, it's full of Puerto Ricans. Babe, let's be honest here. Like, no, but I mean, if you're, what, they're not all, not all Puerto Rican. No, of course not. But if you have, no, of course not. But I'm saying, if you have a party of Puerto Ricans, some Puerto Rican shit's going to happen at the party. Okay. Like you're talking about the whole

city. Wait a minute. This is so racist. So wait, what kind of, what are things that Puerto Rican do in your opinion? What? Well, I'm saying in numbers like that, like flag waving. Yes, bandana wearing absolutely gold chains, tons. Yes. Oh, here's, here's my fate. I just looked up pictures from the, the parade. This is a toddler wearing a bandana. That's nice. Puerto Rico. Like super Puerto Rican. Maybe a year and a half years old. Kids, kids, one year olds love being in parades. Another one with a bikini top. I mean, I've been in New York City during this parade. I don't know if you've ridden the subway. Fuck no. It is, it's utter chaos. I remember getting on

in Brooklyn and with Sarah Burns and being like, what the fuck just happened. Puerto Rican day of parade. Sure. And they really, really are into, why are they so into being? Look, man, here's the thing. That shit's going to go down. Also, if you go to like, um, like, you know, a freak week in like Miami beach. What's that? It's a super, super black get together as the bikers. I don't know. It's just super black. Yeah. Shit like that. It's what they do in Miami. They do, um, Atlanta one. You're going to see black shit. There you go. See, so like that. That's on 10. Oh, boy, by the way, if you get the, uh, you know what? We haven't slept. We're, I just arrived today. Uh, it's a little tired. Um, if you go, if you get the, the, the bonus episode, we ask, or I ask

Maria just on the phone when I'm with my parents, like, um, hey, like, so what was it like when you trained those Puerto Rican? She went to Puerto Rico. She did. Yeah. She trained people there when she used to work in like for a corporate, um, job for like restaurant food and beverage. Yeah. We've been there too. She was like, is helpless. They're helpless. This is just that they feed their babies wrong. Yeah. She's like, it's totally helpless. Now we went to Puerto Rico and it was hard for me to, I mean, control my joy. Yeah. That's how you felt. It was good. It was gooder than a bit. That's actually you when you, when we rounded the corner and there were all these shirtless Puerto Rican guys,

I remember you realize. Set it off. I like the, I like the Set it off in this motherfucker. Yeah. Get it off. Now remember when we were in Puerto Rico and I, it was, it was really, I love, I still love Puerto Rican men. You're never going to beat that out of me. But I don't know if I would have the Cajones to go to the Pride parade. I do feel like my blonde hair, my fair skin, I think you can go. I think, you know what? New York is, is fucking, it's, it's a totally welcoming fun. I bet for the most part it's a, it's a party and it's fun. Like I wouldn't be like, Hey, can you guys show

me something real quick in this alley? Cause I lost something in my pussy. I don't know if you guys could help me get it out of there. Wow. I don't think you can do that. Okay. But you know, okay. I will say that when we were in Puerto Rico, I did notice that the culture as a whole did seem to me to be very, uh, hyper sexual. Like we were in the towels. Right. We were in these stores. Every single store, like, like Chatsky store. The towels had like naked girls or naked dudes or naked girls on top of naked dudes. There was pussies and asses everywhere on towel, fully drawn, like that 80s Miami lifestyle paintings. Like a nagle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it seemed to me to be very, they're very sexual. It's a very sexual. Yeah.

I mean, we should, oh, now we should tell them this. This is exciting news. Um, your Papilo. Yeah. My sweet puppy. Your sweet, sweet father is sending us as a gift. My birthday and his birthday. Yeah. To the, to the, do you say a Caribbean or Caribbean? I think it's a Caribbean, Caribbean. We're going to the Republic. I love it there. Um, and that is, uh, that's a great birthday gift. I can't believe it. He's, you know what, I think my father and I went there actually 10 years ago. Yeah. And, uh, we went together as father and daughter to club med in Budakara. Yeah. And, uh, we love it. You hooked up, right? Oh, I crushed so much fucking Dominic and Cox there. Oh my God.

Um, here's the thing. Do I need to come on this trip? Do I need to be there or do you just want me to just drop you off and pick you up? I prefer you to drop me off. I love those Dominicans. No, it's true. And that's when you and I first started dating like around there. And I would, they all talk to you about baseball. They all have baseball cards in their pockets and shit. So I was like, pretend like I gave a fuck about, because they, oh wait, that's, I'm serious. Dominicans, they love to tell you, Oh, you like a baseball? I'm like, I guess. I mean, I'm American. Yeah. And then they fucking show you all the cards of people you don't care about. There's a lot of the reason this is how little you follow sports. Okay. They're,

that's their, their main export that America cares about is they produce a lot of great baseball players who holds no about him. Yeah. Because I like his name, David Ortiz. Very good. The name of my friend's cat. Yes. Big poppy. That's right. That's all I know. So I mean, I think Jean Segura on the Milwaukee Brewers is Dominican. Jean Segura. Yeah. Yeah. That's my cousin, man. That is not your cousin. Jean Segura for the Milwaukee Brewers. You don't even, you've never even heard me talk about them. It's my cousin. Whatever. Well, I'm really excited. I'm really, I think we're very lucky them.

My dad's so sweet and I'm so blessed. I love him so much. Yeah. That is very sweet. He's the best dude. So we'll be gone, but we'll still have episodes up. Oh, for sure. We're going to do a lot of chilling. I'm going to lay on the beach. Yeah. Celebrate Puerto Rican pride. All kinds of stuff. Hopefully a lot of them. I'm hoping that just looking at them gets you worked up and then we can go back to the room. Okay, babe. What level are you just out of curiosity? What level are you at Candy Crush right now? I am, I think I'm 30 or 31. I remember those days. Shut up. You know, here's, first of all, we're playing Candy Crush, which is a ridiculous child game, but you've been playing that game probably a month longer

than me and you're only four levels ahead of me. Well, Tom, it's not like I play this all the time every day. It's like I play it casually on the airplane. Yeah, me too. But I've had, I just started last week in a green room. Yeah, but you are more fanatic about your gaming things. You're very, you're glued to your appliances. Not like me. I pick it up casually, but I'm telling you some level 35 is not easy. Okay, we'll see. He slept on the plane for four hours. I know he's still sleeping. Just so you know, I made your coffee. I use the Dawn, Dawn Francisco. Do you taste the different? Tasty. That's what you say. Can we talk about Candy Crush? Have you played listeners? Have you played Candy Crush? There are games that come out

and they're just that type of, it used to be, what was that? That same exact style used to be Jewels. Be Jeweled. Be Jeweled. I still love Be Jeweled. And that's very, very addictive as well. Well, can I tell you, I like to do the Zen mode on Be Jeweled. If you can do that and you can put affirmations in there, even subliminal affirmations for dieting, for positive energy. Are you serious? I swear to Christ and I do that. They have that? Oh yeah, I do it all my whole time. That, I don't know what it is. They really figure out, we were talking about it, like what is it, the pleasure of seeing whatever the fruit's lined up and disappearing and then a pop and then a boop. This is the colors, the sounds. Tasty, sweet, delicious. And then the payoff, when it turns

into a striped candy, it knocks out the whole row. Explodes. Yeah, I'm sure they do. You were saying so much research, like to figure out, well, you know, they say the reason us humans love iPhones and iPads is the immediate gratification. It's like something new all the time. There's some Ted talk, some guy who's all, I'm a nerd was talking about. I'm a nerd. Oh, I study things, no one gives a shit about. He's talking about how it's, everything's new on the internet, so it's like a shot of newness to your stupid monkey human brain. I got you. And that's why we love Facebook because it's like, oh, what's going to happen now? We're like toddlers with, you know, keys jingled in front of us. It's super exciting all the time. Yeah, that is exciting.

I'm a huge fan of the Candy Crush. I like that game that you gave me with the driving the cars recklessly. Oh yeah, that was, what is that? Reckless? Is that what it's called? I think it's called something reckless. Well, I remember when, when what first? No, get away. Yeah, get away. I like that. I like bubble season. I like Tetris always. And you know what I like too? Good old fashion checkers. I played checkers a lot. Do you ever play that? It's probably too hard for you. I'm not really into checkers. You wouldn't know how to play that game. That's kind of a nerd game. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you mean? Just losers. Okay, well. But here's the thing. I remember when I first got a hold of Angry Birds and I lost my fucking

mind playing Angry Birds. Oh, your whole family and so did Charm. Everybody. And then you know what the thing is? After a while, it's really amazing. You just, at least personally, completely tap out of it because you've conquered it. No, they keep coming out with new boards and it's always fun. But I'm just like, I just get over it. I give it like, I'm addicted to it. I play it nonstop for months and new boards come out and I get, I'm like, Oh, there's new levels and I play those. And then I'll see new levels come out and I'm just over it. But because in essence, it's the same game except with different pictures. So yeah, that's true. So the newness is gone. Right. That's why you always got to find new ones. Right. Just like bitches, right? That's why I'm always

sticking my dick in different holes, man. What I was about to say before you really interrupted me about Candy Crush. The coffee that you're drinking now is Don. The Don. Listen, if you're broke as a joke, go to Albertsons or Kroger's, wherever you got, get the Don. Don Francisco comes in a tin. It's the cheapest espresso that besides the Yahveh one, the Cafe Yahveh, the key. Yeah. Get yourself some Don. It cranks me the fuck up. I love it. That's nice. And sometimes it's better than the expensive shit. It's better than that illy crap or whatever. I'm telling you, the cheap is always good. That's what you like, right? I like it. My favorite is that Australian brand. That is the fancy cheese. Seven Seeds. They make some good ass coffee.

That's a good of them. So you were gone. I got to go back, come back yesterday. And I came in the studio. I came in the studio. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Me and Willow in the studio with Will Smith. I got out my beat maker and I was cooking up new formulas, you know what I'm saying? Beat style of beats is elevated. Would you like to hear the debut? Well, listen, I'm super excited. I feel like you and I are embarking on a new level of creativity, a new journey. And yeah, I mean, do you want to preface this song with anything? Well, I think first what I'll do just to get people on board is I'll play animal song first. This is a song that you created just to get people into like what we do.

Into our genre. So here is Christina's first single animal song. Some listeners have also called deemed it roar. Here we go. You know what? I already hear flaws and I already know what I'm going to do with the remix. I already hear the new, you know what I mean, the single. Well, it inspired me. This is the demo. I hear you. I mean, and here's the thing, like, I mean, you know, was your first joke the best joke you ever wrote? I mean, come on, you just got into this. But I do feel excited. I feel like you and I are like John Lennon, Paul McCartney. We're getting in the studio. We're bringing things to each other. We're going to rework them. We're going to grow. I mean, I'm changing my mission statement.

I said, well, I remember saying that like, oh, you know, this will just be something, you know, for fun, shits and giggles. No, this is serious. I'm a musician. I'm going to be a serious musician and I'm going to be a great musician. I'm not going to be somebody like, oh, that's cute. No, hey, you're going to listen to it and you're going to be like, hey, that's kind of the best song I've ever heard. Wow. You know, I like your motivation soldier. It's not going to be. It's not a joke. Do we even need a band name? We don't even have a band name. We don't even know what this is yet. Okay. We're still forming the identity of the band. So what have we named the band? Man. I like it. Man. So I took my hat to you at the beginning of this. But you're building

on the blocks that were already put before you. But yeah, here we go. Here's my debut song. Oh, wow. Okay. And I hope you dig it. Okay. Butthole, butthole, butthole, butthole. Why do my ice cubes smell like a butthole? The smell. The smell. The smell. It was like, like really powerful. Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. 90% of the time, it's something that's actually kept in the presets gone bad. Butthole, butthole, butthole, butthole. But we don't eat anything that smells like buttholes. There you go. How did you do that thing at the end? I'm just, oh, it's really good. I'm an artist. I'm not like

fucking around. Wow, Tommy. Thanks. I didn't want to give away the name of the track. What are you going to do? Well, just how, you know, how you had a very original name for yours. Yours is called Animal Song. That song, you probably can't guess. But in parentheses, Roar. Right. This song that I just made is, it's called The Butthole Song. I can't, it's so good. Do you want to hear it again? It's so good. Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. Why do my eyes keep smelling like a butthole? The smell. Wow. The smell. The smell. It was like, like really powerful. Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. 90% of the time, it's something that's actually kept in the presets gone bad.

Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. But we don't eat anything that smells like buttholes. Genius. How did you do this? This is amazing. I'm a producer. The beats, the end. I mean, everything about it was so good, Tom. Yeah, thanks. I know. I mean, you know, this isn't, it's not like my first time producing for, you know, I've been doing this for major artists for a while. Oh, wow. Like you and, it's, it goes, Tom Segura, Quincy Jones. Mm-hmm. DJ Premier. That's it. Tom's really good, babe. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Wow. The heat, I feel like the pressure's on now. Step up our game, right? Yeah. It's like we're really forming, what can we call our band? What do you think? I don't know. What about brown tide? That's, that's interesting.

Double pipe classics? Mm-hmm. Double pipe. The white masters? The white masters. I'm gonna write that down. I like that. Mm-hmm. Luscious brown? Hmm. White masters sounds really good. I like the idea of mastery of the wipe. It's, it's, it's, you know, catchy. Two Puerto Ricans? Two Puerto Ricans. How about diabetes? Diabetes. But we spell it D-I-A-B-E-E-T-U-S. Diabetes. That's the name. Diabetes. Diabetes. Oh, I like diabetes. Diabetes. Oh, no. Of course. It's D-I-A-B-E-A-T. Oh, snap. You're on fire today, Tommy. Diabetes. Diabetes. That was really good. I, you know what? I'm really excited. I, I really feel like we're on a,

I have wrote a song while I was in Kentucky that I would, I'm gonna share on the next episode. Okay, okay. I, I don't want to, we're not gonna do that now, but it is, I was inspired in Kentucky. A lot of people have been sending in their stuff, man. This is good. Do you want to play some other shit or, uh, this has been on the show, but you know, you've heard this. Hello, Facebook. Good afternoon. I was sitting here thinking about this new year and how is the new year all over the land? As I was sitting here, I picked up a pen and a piece of paper and these are the words that came to me at that time. I just saw this right now. We got to share them with you Facebook. They haven't played in a while. Thank you.

You're welcome. This land is your land. This land is my land. I only wish that this was a listener. That's the only, that would be the best thing from California to the New York islands from the redwood forest. Hallelujah. To the Gulf stream waters. This land was made for you and me. God, we thank you for the land. We thank you for the land. Hallelujah. And because we have the land, we thank you for the farm. And the song says, Oh, my God, hallelujah. Yeah. Yeah. And all this form, he had some things. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's up on here? On there. On here. On here. And we're on that Donald had a farm.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and God, because we have pigs, there's chillings today on our tables. God, you're so mindful of your people. And we have chillings today. God, hallelujah. And Louisiana hot sauce. You're mindful. God, you're mindful. God, that shit is amazing crazy. You know what, dude, we have to, sometimes shit gets played like once on this show. I know. And it just lives in the bank forever. That's too good. This one's, and you know what, she actually kind of hits that note nice at the end. She's like, you're mindful God. It's not that. That one note. Yeah. She did a good at the end. I like that. And God brings you the Louisiana hot sauce. He even remembers the hot sauce.

You're mindful. It's interesting what people are thankful for. She's thankful for the chitlins and the hot sauce. What is a chitlin? Do you know? Yeah, that's intestines. Oh, like manudo? Pig intestines. Oh, okay. And they fry them, right? You can make them a bunch of different ways, I'm sure, but yeah. I did not know that. Chitlins. Yeah. I thought chitlins were pork cracklins. You know the skin, the pork rinds? No, no, no. I never had chitlins. Stink. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's intestines. Yeah. Manudo. A lot of southerners. Disgusting too. Eat a chitlin. You know what I do like is chicken hearts, though. I could eat the fuck out. I love chicken hearts.

Yeah, but I've been to the dim sum with you. Do you like the chicken feet? Yeah, I like that too. Yeah, it's disgusting. Good. Yeah. I don't like that. Very tasty. Well, speaking of crazy people, I had the best thing happen to me. 7 a.m. on the flight out to Cincinnati. I'm sitting in the terminal just minding my own business. I look like shit. I'm grouchy. It's early as fuck. This dude next to me, I can hear him on his phone and he's like, yeah, just make sure that there's no boys in the car. And I was like, oh, this guy's crazy. Like he's talking to his daughter or whatever. He hangs up. He leans over early morning, mind you. And he goes, this is the best. Excuse me.

But do you know the way to San Jose? Literally like that. And I go, I just look at him like I give him the death, the death glare, like really, dude. And he's like, I'm sorry. I know that's cheesy. But you know, I'm just trying to have a good time. Sometimes you got to have a good time. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, uh-huh. Not at 7 in the morning. Nobody's having a good time at 7 in the morning. Didn't you say that I just like to have fun? It's fun to be silly. Well, that's right. Yeah. Then he goes, you know, it's just fun to be silly. And I was like, yeah, I'm married. Like I just say that just to kind of be a dick, yes. And he's like, I'm married too. I'm just trying to have fun. Sometimes it's fun to be silly. Fun to be silly. Now it sounds like,

is it Bill Cosby's brother? Is that what's sitting there? It's a guy, yeah, it's picture pages. That version of Bill Cosby. Geez. It's a guy on reading Rainbow. That, I can't do the conversation period at 7 a.m. Negative. I don't care who it's from or to. Negative. It's not happening for me on that flight. I'm straight-faced, stone-faced and just like, let's just get going wherever we're going. In the morning. It crazed me. It crazed me. It's crazy to me how up and at it some people are on those flights. And of course, by the way, my flight here, I left, excuse me, Grand Rapids, which I had a great time at by the way. Okay. That is a fun club. I really enjoyed it. Dr. Grins. Yeah. In the Bob. In the Bob. The big old building. It's a big

old building. So that's why I would name it that. They, um, had a 730 flight, which means at the airport, you know, at the latest 630. I was up at like five something. I like to wake up with the moon. I drive to the airport. You know what I love when you text me and you're like, I just like to watch the pilot start the planes up for the first time. Yeah. The only thing that I can do to them use myself is text you stuff like that. Um, like that false and do like this real neat to see everybody get to work for the, for the beginning of the day. The stars are still out and I'm awake. I like to see them washing the planes before they use them. So, um, but like, I, you know, I always tell you I'm amazed at these, uh, morning drinkers. Oh,

there's some in business class. If you're up in first class, you get upgraded. Forget it. Yeah. Yeah. So I got bumped up on the, on both flights. I got lucky. I got a word, but, um, diamond medallion. Dude, you know what the new diamond perk is? I texted it to you. Oh, but first of all, the guy next to me, he got, he had five Bloody Mary's five. Yeah. How long was the flight? Uh, it was a second flight, but it was. Dude. Yeah. It was, it was, you made the connection. So it's, you're from like Atlanta to LA. No, Minneapolis. Oh my God, babe. That is horrendous. That was Theo. That was horrendous. That was Theo. He had Thai food for dinner. Jesus. Oh, I can not believe that.

I wish I could put the microphones in my ass. Exactly. Disgusting. Is it Tom, Ka soup? Is it yellow? All right. Yes. Yes. We'll go ahead. I'm sorry. So five. Five. Yeah. Bloody Mary's. Yeah. Bloody Mars. Absolutely. I counted. Did they not stop serving you at some point? I think they do. If it looks like, if you look like you've had too much. Was he a great big fat person? No, I mean, he was, he was a big guy, but he wasn't like enormous. There was an enormous person on my flight. E fucking enormous. I took a picture of him. I cut off his, I cut off the head because I didn't want to embarrass him publicly, but I had to take a picture. He was so big.

But to his credit, at least he got a first class ticket. Like at least it's good for him because it's fucking shitty when people have to sit in small seats. I fucking tweeted that out. And one guy was like, dude, you really got to, you really got to lose some weight. You got to put the fork down. And I was like, do you think that's me? And he was like, Oh, sorry. How would you get a picture of yourself? I don't know. He was like, I didn't really think about it. So you asshole. Yeah. So that's the thing. Five. That would, I would have to go, like, especially in the sky. One time I had a female professor who sat next to me for a flight like that. And she had like five, five or six Bloody Marys. But by the end of that flight, she was hammered. Yeah.

This guy, you could have told me he had just had, you know, fucking sparkling water. I couldn't tell at all. He was talking to, well, I guess that was it. He was talking more. He was talking more to me. And like, he was like, so, you know, yeah, man, I've been working all over the place. And he started telling me all his job with this software company. Oh, it's the worst. I don't want to hear anything about it. But you know, you can tell someone's drunk like that, is they don't go. So what do you do? Like I was bracing myself for like, I hate when they go, what do you do? I was like, he's gonna, but then I was like, he's so, he's so soft. I guess he, he's just gonna, he just wants to talk. Yeah, let's thank God. So he just talked

and talked and talked. And then I was like, pow, tasty. I gotta play my game. Pow, candy crush. Pow, delicious. Level 30. That's good. Yeah. Because I don't like chat. The only time I am chatty with strangers is when I'm drunk on the airplane. Oh, yeah. I don't generally open it up for. Yeah, I don't really. Oh, here's the perk. You want to hear the perk? Yeah. Okay. So for people who don't know, flying is so miserable that basically the one thing you have really is so miserable. The one thing that you have to like look forward to and get excited about is accumulating miles. Yes. And getting the status. Yeah. Like for instance, Christina's dad is sending us on this vacation, but we had to cover the flights. Well, we're not paying for flights. We're using

our miles for our flights, right? So that's a nice thing. You accumulate miles and you can get a ticket. So we did that. But the way it works, every airline has their own term and like, you know, United was your one K and American has executive platinum. And so Delta, which we fly the most, they have medallion statuses, they call it silver, gold, platinum and diamonds. Silver is if you fly 25,000 miles, gold is 50,000. Platinum is 75,000 or more. And diamond is 125,000 or more. And basically when you, like we buy regular coach tickets, but based on availability and your status, you can get bumped up to first class, which is a huge perk, obviously. I mean, Oh, it's, it changes your life. Now, what sucks for us is that since we live in LA,

we always have to account for the fact that people actually buy first class tickets. Who the fuck can afford? Well, you know, we live in a huge city. I know, I know, but there's people with money who are not going to fly coach so much more money to fly to pay for the first class to get New York to whenever you fly to New York, there's always less available because people actually will pay that for that. Well, yeah, Atlanta is hard to get upgraded into because that's the big hub. Yeah. And there everybody is a member. Yeah. And today I had to fly only premium economy from CVG. Oh, so here's, here's the deal. Minneapolis is one of the places you connect a lot. If you fly out of LA to a city that doesn't have a direct flight, a lot of times

you'll connect to Minneapolis if you're flying to the Midwest, right? So Minneapolis airport is laid out pretty crazy. The terminals are all different wings and you have to, I do like the food selections. It's a great airport. It's a great airport, but I'm saying it has its amenities. But if you land in like the A terminal and you got to go to G, you're talking about a long walk, then a train ride, then another walk. So on my flight, two grand rapids, I had like a 20 minute connection time. So you're like, fuck, as we get off the plane, this Delta guy is standing there with a guy's name on a sign. And he goes to the guy who goes, Oh, Mr, whatever, Smith, Mr. Lee. I'm with Delta elite services. You're going to grand rapids. And the guy's like, Yeah, he goes,

okay, I'll drive you over there. And then I go, excuse me, I'm going to grand rapids. And he looked at me like, yeah, you fucking piece of trash. I wasn't talking to you. And I go, I'm diamond. And he goes, you are. And I go, yeah. Yeah, look at the shit on my suitcase. See the tag, motherfucker. He goes, okay. So he lets me do it. And I was like, this is so great because that's the big hassle, right? So drives me over there. And I was like, this is awesome. On the way back, when I was connecting, I landed Minneapolis, we get off the plane. And there's a man standing there holding an iPad with my name on it. And he goes, Mr. Sigura, I'm with Delta's elite diamond elite services. And I'm here to drive you to your connection gate for Los Angeles.

And I was like, you know, one of the things I like about this is that it shows everybody that I'm number one, right? I'm the best, right? Because everybody got off that plane. They were like, who's that one? Why is this guy getting, why is he on the cart? Oh, it's because I'm the best. Right. So now, you know, and it feels really good when they select you. Of course. It feels really good. My favorite is when I'm only a platinum medallion, your diamond. Yeah. Okay. I'm level 35, my candy crush. But I like it when they call you to the podium and they're like, Christina Sigura, and I know it's Upgrade City. Oh, it's the best. And everyone else does too. And you're like, oh, for me, what? And then I go, yeah. The other one I like. Wait, wait, but do you

go, yeah, call your name? I literally do every time. Just to let everybody else know I got upgraded. What I did last week was, see, sometimes you get upgraded at the gate, and sometimes you get the upgrade a couple of days earlier than email. That's the best. That's when you don't have to sweat it out. Yeah. Yeah. So what I did was choose your seat. I got my upgrade a few days before knowing that I had it. And then I went to the, what's it called, to the gate for my flight, knowing that I am, and I see the guys standing around looking at the monitor to see who's going to get an upgrade. And they're like, you make the cut? You make the cut? And they're like, I don't know yet. And I go, you guys waiting for an upgrade? And they're like, yeah, yeah, did you get it yet? And I go,

oh, I got mine a few days ago. Yeah. And then I just look at it. And they always look at me like you're, you look like a fucking kid next to it. Cause it's always like older guys, business, you know, traveler, 45, 55 year old guys, and they're, and they're khakis. Yeah. They're like, how do you fucking kid wearing a hat? They don't know you. You know, you look like shit. You got tennis shoes on. Why are you flying it first? I'm like, yeah, just, yeah, it happens a lot for me. Cause you're fucking cool like that. Yeah. I like to throw it in their face. Did you hear about this? Um, I guess, uh, a woman Duncan Donuts has this policy where if they don't give you a receipt, you're entitled to a refund on their purchase. Why did we know we don't have

Duncan Donuts in Cali? Uh, yeah, yeah, but I do enjoy it when I go to other countries, other states. I do like it a lot. I like their coffee and I, I like the donut that's got all the other donuts rolled onto it. What's that called? The crumb. People say it's like the most disgusting of the donuts because it literally is the crumbs of everyone else, but I like it. Yeah, those are good. Kiss my ass. I like it. Well, this is a video that's found its way online where a woman went into a Duncan Donuts and filmed herself demanding free food because she didn't get a receipt and apparently she is just a horrible person. Um, she's just completely arrogant and so rude. What a shocker. And well, she, she video taped herself, which is the best. Let's, I just

want you to hear a little bit of how she is. Why are you hassling these poor people or guy who, by the way, is not even the guy. She's talked, she's complaining to him about another person who handled her order. Listen, listen to the minimum wage. How outrageous this fucking pig is. Just to warn you, this is all being under video surveillance. Okay. Last night I was here as on in here. Okay, this is all being under video surveillance, by the way. Okay, we got it. I was here last night and needy forgot to give me a receipt. Okay. And then she can turn to do a complete rude bitch. I don't know if you have any type of security cameras here, but you need to pull them up and listen to how she treated me. First of all, this is going to get posted on Facebook.

I already posted on Facebook what you guys did. I have never had a problem with they should. You have always given me exactly what I've asked for and respected me with, with kindness to the utmost. And I think, I think she's fat. I can't see her, but I don't know. I'm thinking exact opposite. Really? She is an uppity, Whole Foods shopping, uppity broad. Really? Skinny, skinny, skinny. Everything's picky, picky, picky. She doesn't eat gluten. She doesn't eat meats on, you know what I mean? She's at Dunkin Donuts daily. But maybe she gets the coffee. Maybe she doesn't get a donut. Well, I'm predicting 330 smokes, two and a half packs a day. Okay. And eats 12 to 15 months. Okay. I take your smoking. Okay. I'm going to say just anorexically thin,

unhealthy though. She's really unhealthy looking. We'll see. I don't know if we can see her. So far, we don't see her in this video, but we'll see if it comes up. This girl was so rude to me and said, okay, well, you can get your order free next time. So you know what I told her? I said, I want the whole fucking menu bitch twice. Give me your manager's number. The owner now, because a guarantee is a guarantee. And I have already called my lawyer and he is already on it. So when it says you don't get a receipt, you get your order free, it fucking means it, right? Or is it a lie? Because this is all being recorded. No, that's true. Because I don't know what happened yesterday. So

was your video camera there? Because I should, she kind of did a half angle. And I think you're right. Real skinny. She sounds like she doesn't sound big. Yeah. I like that you think that she's skinny and but unhealthy skinny. Yeah, like the smoker, basically. Yeah. Get my order free. I already talked to someone earlier in the earlys that I can have my order free today. High strong. And it's already on video record. Yeah, you talked to Muneera, right? Yeah. In the morning. Yeah. I'll give you your order free. Okay. So whatever you ordered yesterday, I can give it to you. Pull it back up. Okay. Or do you want to tell me what you want? Yeah. I'll make it for you. Okay. I want to strawberry colada. Okay. Okay. Uh-huh. Did you have a strawberry

colada yesterday? No. Okay. It was like a bunch of us in the car yesterday. If you want me to get exactly what I got yesterday, it's going to be a shit ton more. Okay. What do you want? I'll get it for you. Yeah. Strawberry colada. He's really nice, this guy. Of course. He sounds like he's terrified of her. It was Rob that was in the back seat that it was his order. I don't know what his order was. So whatever you tell me, I'll make it for you. I just want some strawberry colada. And then the strawberry colada. Put the strawberry colada. Okay. I made your order. I took your order too. I just didn't take your money because I was hungry. Yeah. Okay. So you said a small strawberry colada? Yeah. Okay. I can't wait to post this on

Facebook as soon as we're done. Facebook, this is what you have to do. You're so right. If it fucking sucks, blow my brains out. I cannot wait to post this. You're so right. Because I literally thought this was the first one in the city. But she's super skinny and younger and is just like that. How young is she? I don't know. Looks like maybe late 20s or something. I don't know. What a bitch. Yeah. I gave you guys so many good remarks online because I have a business degree and like I really did until that bitch completely pissed me off. She crossed the line. She speaks like a business major. Yeah. I need to fucking get fucking everything. You guys have been nothing but nice to me every day, all day. I mean, you always give me, you know what

I mean? Exactly. I know. And then if I can get two of the sandwiches like that, that would be, I had one of those egg wraps. I had a bacon egg and cheese bread and it was good. What a fucking asshole you are. Have you ever worked in food service before, Tom? Have you ever waited tables or worked in food? Yeah, I have. Yeah. I gotta tell you that this stuff really, people like her have never been on the other side of the counter. Yeah. It's just, they have no sensitivity to what other people are going through. If you've worked in food service period, you will never, ever do this to another human being because you realize how fucking hard it is. Do you know how hard it is to work at goddamn Dunkin Donuts? How spirit crushing? It

must be to get your ass out of bed because I'm sure they open at what 5 a.m. the way Starbucks does. Yeah. That poor kid probably goes to school too. He has to get his ass out of bed at 5 a.m. to go serve coffee and donuts to fucking cunt rags like this. And now he's got to listen to her fucking dumb shit. It's so, it's so, so thankless and, and he's maintained his cool and was like, I'll make whatever you want. Yeah. Let's see. Hold on. Let's see if she continues. I could murder her. The verbal abuse. I should get to that. Rob had a bagel with cream cheese. So Rob had. You wanted it double toasted twice? You want to do that? Sure. What kind of bagel do you want? Just a regular one? Sweet. Yeah. She has a business degree, you guys. This is all being recorded

and posted on Facebook because they failed to give me a receipt last time so my order is free. Okay. She's relaxed. Telling the guy. So this guy doesn't know what's going on. He's just standing there. Nobody knows what's going on. Okay, so that's it. Yeah, that's it. And I actually wanted my iced coffee with extra cream and extra sugar. Just a medium. Okay. So I'll do this separately and you can leave it there for iced coffee. Do you want cream and sugar for that? Yeah, actually, skip the iced coffee. I don't want it. Give me a nice water. Okay. So I'm not going to charge you for this. Okay. Thank you. Can we just do one? I'll make it for you. Poor guy. And she keeps saying I can't wait to post this shit. The thing that you posted that

makes you look like the biggest fucking asshole ever. You can't wait to post. What's the big She's telling another customer line. Her, the sacrifices that she's made and gone, you know, the way that she's just And like, I'm going to Did she say what I think she said? She's talking about blowing the place up. I'm posting that on Facebook, too. It's just DMs. It's your issue and I have my own issue. Do they always give you a receipt when you come here? Oh my god. Yeah. So the poor man who's behind her in line, you can tell is like, I want

nothing to do with it. She's putting him. She's videotaping him. But I make sure they do. He's like, I think he can't believe what she just said. He's just staring like off like Should I tell this lady? Oh, don't tell me you tell another person. Anyways, what is her expectation that I listen to the beef with Dunkin Donuts that she didn't get the receipt? It's not like they gave her her egg sandwich and there is a roach in it and she's indignant about that. Like, you got to be kidding me. This woman has so many psychological problems. This has nothing to do with Dunkin Donuts. You know that this has to do with her mommy and her daddy not giving her enough affection and love as a child. And now she's

going to Dunkin Donuts and doing this. She's a real fucking cunt. You know what though, when you work with the public, I'm sure people listening to this are mommies. A lot of you, I know Mish the dish. She's a postal worker. I don't know if I'm supposed to say that loud. Sorry, Mish. I think I am. I think she's public about that. But anyways, I know a lot of you work with the public and that's a fucking hard thing to do, man. I mean, we deal with drunks, but they're usually happy to be where they're at. But this is every day for most people. Could you imagine working in customer service? Could you imagine being a customer service agent though? No, I got to say though, a lot of customer service is awful. Yeah, but I mean, this complaint this

woman has is not. No, but I'm saying that. That's different for me than customer service. A lot of customer service that you get is terrible. Right. But I'm saying like, but my thing is imagine being on the other end of that and that's your job is just to the handling. I rate entitled white people fucking every day all day. Yeah, it's crazy. No, it's horrible. And like I said, I feel what makes me so. And you know what? There's countries in the world where if you were like, you didn't give me receipts, they're like, fuck you, get out of here. Go fuck yourself who cares. And then come in and be like, I'm posted this on fucking Facebook. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah. So that's just that's, that's the worst. And you won. You definitely won on the description

battle. Oh, thanks boo boo. Well, that is exciting. That is, let's wrap this shit up. Do we have an outro song that we can use? No, we just have so many of these emails. I mean, I can just click on any of them. It's exciting. I don't know what I'm going to get if I let's let's just roll the dice and see who we have for our outro. Okay, let's see what is this here. This is from well, that's nice. You like that? This is from Kyle Torpey.

All right. Nice. Thank you, Kyle. And thank you for our intro as well. Yeah, we learned a lot. You guys, Rosie Perez is favoriting Tommy's tweets. Definitely. Happy Puerto Rican pride to you, Puerto Rican listeners. All the Puerto Ricans, you know, you know, I was just joshing with you. I know you guys didn't eat chicken wings the other day. Do you know the way to San Jose? I like to be silly. Sometimes it's fun to be silly at seven in the morning. Candy Crush, Tom. Pow! Delicious.

Thank you. I'm hoping you'll make it to level 35. The air is nice up here at level 35. Kyle, I like what you did here with this man. Yeah, it's pretty dope. Yeah. Mommy's follow us on Twitter at Tom Segora at Christina P. And we love you so much. Thank you for listening and for supporting our show. Our home at yourmomshousepodcast.com. And of course, check out the bonus episode if you haven't already. Bonus!

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