Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 195-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: February 7, 2014

If you're Irish or Scottish and angry we love you and can't understand a word. Please explain how we share the same language. We revisit the sexy as hell, you know what I'm sayin guy or girl or transitioning girl to guy or something else. All we're sure of is that it breathes like Biggie Smalls. The homeless gay man who has sex with a ghost is also fully explored and we rarely say this, but his love for the love he receives is inspiring. Tina and Tommy can't agree on Tinder. Is it Grinder for straight people or is it for real love?

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It's illegal, horrific on a lot of levels. I'm sure Jules wasn't serious. It sounds like a joke, but that's not a good description. Terrible thing to do. Arousing, sure. Legal, not so much. Not so much. What I would do is just not say where I'm going.

Or you wouldn't put on like Twitter like, hey guys, I'm going to a trap party. Yeah, I would just be like, hey, what'd you do last night? Oh, I saw a movie. Yeah, that kind of thing. Do you see how when I breathe, I kind of move my mouth away from the, like I go, oh really? And then I go, like I breathe away. I didn't notice it. I do away from there.

I didn't notice. Yeah, watch. The new mics that I'm ordering, I'm ordering fucking broadcast mics. Fucking. You don't have to sit here on it. You can sit here. Oh, that's cool. It picks up everything.

Fucking. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Any hoodles. And then the other night, I was in the green room and I was super bored and I tweeted out because I remember when I was a kid, I used to eat a lot of top ramen with egg. I make my ramen noodles like soup, put an egg in there, and then I put Kraft Shaky Cheese on that.

Yeah. And I was like, I can't be the only person that's a disgusting person that does their own recipe. So I put a tweet out there. I was like, how do you make your ramen? Like share your disgusting shit. One person said they used Kraft Shaky Cheese and imitation crab. Crab?

Yeah. Jesus. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. I was really never into that. I told you that. I was never a ramen noodles, anything kind of person. Yeah.

But you had like a nice mom who was home and cooked for you. I think this is for latchkey kids. This is true. This is true. This is for fucking white trash like us. Here's one dried onion flakes and coarse ground black pepper. Sometimes a little hot sauce, then eat it like soup with crackers. That doesn't sound bad actually.

That's pretty good. You know what I'm saying? That's pretty good. This is from Kyle. He says, I make it into a checks mix. Add a few splashes of Worcestershire. I never want to say that word. How do you say Worcestershire?

Worcestershire sauce with pretzels and checks and the season packet. Worcestershire. It's called Worcestershire. Here's another one. The key is to drain most of the water first, then put your seasoning on. That way it's not soup and add Parmesan, of course. Then frozen vegetables and hot sauce. It's not bad.

Oh, this guy calls himself the half charge, which is pretty funny. Yeah. Beef ramen and a good bit of, I don't know what he, I can't look at the picture. Yeah, that's really big. I mean, in college, it's a real big college meal too. Yeah, here's the last one. Crushed up salty and crackers and Tabasco sauce. That sounds doable.

That's not so vile. Yeah, I'm not into any of those though. I mean, I don't think anybody's, when you start eating that shit, you're not into it. I was really like, yeah, but I'm saying I never purchased it. You know, I never bought it. It's not that I was always buying good stuff. It's just that my, my cheap was just different. What was your jam?

Um, I get like a porter house, like a, right? Like a try tip. Different. But yeah, I'd do that too. Different. Porter house, babe. Yeah. Like a 26 ounce porter house.

Look at you. Silver spoons. No. If I was a real broke, I'm trying to think what I would go get. Yeah, I would do like 14 donuts. No, I was a deli guy. I would go to like the deli in the grocery store and just try to stretch. I would be like, how much, how much is like a pound of this, you know, turkey?

And then I would. Spark. Yeah. And then I would, I would have bread and what I would do is I would make half sandwiches. So I'd just use one side of bread and put the meat in there. Put some mayo and then fold that in half instead of using two pieces of bread. That's smart. I sometimes do that to cut down on carbs.

Yeah. I was just doing it to make more sandwiches. Oh, that's smart. Yeah. That was like a college trick. Yeah. Sandies. Yeah.

That's always good. I used to fucking, when I was so like just broke and lazy, I never bought coffee filters. Yeah. I would use paper towels from the bathroom as coffee filters. Yeah. It makes your coffee taste like paper towels. You would use paper towels as coffee filters. Ladies room.

Wow. It works. It should work, y'all. I didn't tell you a neat story that happened today. What happened, James? So I went to do my photo shoot for my special, like the cover of that and like the album and all that. So I went to this studio to do it and the shoot was at two o'clock.

When I got up this morning, I'd had, I had a yogurt and then I had a banana and coffee. Hmm. And that was like around, I don't know, 10 something. Hmm. And then. Oh, thank you. Yeah. And you said, you're going to have the yogurt that's in the fridge.

And then I looked at the yogurt in the fridge, it was all expired. So just thanks for that. What do you mean it was expired? I didn't look at them. I just, I just said I would take the, the one you could pour out and you could have the yogurt. The, and the ones in there were always. Both were?

Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't look at them even. Yeah. All right. Well, I had the, whatever. I like how you're blaming me for that. Um, so I drank it. I had a banana and coffee.

Okay. That's like 1030 in the morning. All right. Maybe 11. Um, by the time I get there, it's two o'clock. We're doing the photo thing. By the time I get out of there, three 30, I'm starving. Right.

Hmm. So I, there's, in the neighborhood, I got, I got, I want to eat something. I don't want to go to like fast food. I find a Paquito Moss. I haven't been one of those in like two years. Those are, those are delightful. Yeah. That's not bad.

It's not bad. I think Chippoodle kind of took over. Chippoodle did take over. Paquito Moss is OG, especially in SoCal. So I get a couple just traditional Paquito Moss tacos. I'm sorry. Which entrees did you order? Tacos.

Oh, but you say traditional, I'm not sure I'm from, I've never had them. Are they hard shell or soft shell? Oh, they're soft shell. Chicken or beef? Beef. Okay. Okay. That's shredded.

Well, you know, it's like little chunks, you know. So I have a couple of those. So good. Like just simple, cheap Mexican tux for the best. So I eat them, then I realized I had left early to go to buy a couple shirts just so I had more options for the photo shoot and I realized that I didn't use them. So I had bought it at the mall down the, you know, low ways down the street. So I go, I'm going to pass by that mall.

I might as well return it now. I don't want to have it and not use them or forget to return it. Yeah. So I stop. As I'm stopping, I'm parking, I'd eaten the Paquito Moss like 45 minutes earlier. I'm in the car. I fart. A bad fart.

Okay. A really bad fart. Now it's, it's beefy. It smells rotten, very odorous, very strong. Almost sick smelling. Okay. There's also, there was salsa on it. It's Paquito Moss.

It's Paquito Moss. So anyways, this is as I'm parking, I go, fuck, get out of the car. I grab the bag of clothes. I go in there, I wave somebody down, I return it, you know, get my money back. And then I'm like, all right, I just kind of look around and I go, I'm out of here. I get back in the car. It smells like I just had farted. The fart had stayed exactly there.

I mean, it was probably in there 10 minutes with the doors shut and never went anywhere. Isn't that neat? Neat experience. Wow. I've done that a few times. It only happens a handful of times in one's life. Yep. And especially if you come back after like an hour and you're like, whoa, this is really

something magical. It's a neat story. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's just like, you know, back in college, we used to play the game where we'd sit in a circle and we had a film container and then each of us would take turns farting into the film container and then passing it around and you'd open it and then you'd smell the fart.

Great. The fart molecules, they hold their smell. Yeah. I was amazed that I was like, you know, because I didn't, I didn't plan to do this. Yeah. That's I, you know what I felt like? I felt like Thomas Edison or Isaac Newton, where when you hear about on accident, they discover something, you know, the apple fell on your head.

The apple. Exactly. I mean, all I, all I did was I farted and I got out of my car and I made my return. But what I discovered is that the fart was where I left it. It didn't go away. Now, Mr. Wizard, why do you think that is? I don't know. I should point out that I've had similar occurrences with even longer amounts of time in between.

I've had those farts linger for a long time and in closed space. This was a short amount of time, but still, why didn't that fart just go away? Well, I think it's a number of reasons. Number one, improper ventilation. The car windows are closed. If it was warm, the sun cooks it. Now the fart molecules must be fairly dense, I'm assuming, holding the smells, holding the smells of your bowels.

Yep. Really neat. Now the other day I came home, I was on the phone with my father and I walked into our place and it smelled like shit too. Really? Had you pooped? Um, no, that's the day you asked me about this and I did not. I had not pooped.

I don't know. It smells like shit then. Yeah. Um, also, I wanted to thank you. Last night I had the benefit of attending a concert, it was a symphony. Oh, what concert did you go to? Between Theo and you. Um, I wore my very expensive mouth guard, I don't know what you want from me.

Apparently you can still rip through it, so. Full rips? Not full throttle. It's not a 10. It's like a two. Now Theo snores louder than you? He snores so loud, he wakes me up all the time. I start to know your pain because I'm like, what the fuck is that?

I know. I remember it's the 12 pound dog. He snores like a man, like a full grown man. I know, and I kind of like it because I could tell that it's like a chain of events. I can tolerate Theo's snore, but yours wakes me up more because you're right next to me. He's usually at the foot of the bed. Yeah. I think that Theo's snore wakes you up so that you don't snore.

It's like a circle of life, you understand it? You enjoy this. Yeah. Cause I know that it's keeping you from snoring loudly and then I can sleep. But last night I woke up at like four in the morning and FIFA was ripping just. And then you were ripped. You ripped like a little rhino thing where you're like, like you just did that and it was like the best symphony of the dog.

And then you, and I started laughing and laughing and laughing. I woke up to you laughing. Yeah. What are you laughing? What's going on? And you were laughing so hard because it's like sleeping in between two rhinos. I have like a baby rhino and then the daddy rhino is so funny and he sleeps right between my legs.

Vivo. Vivo does. Oh, it's the cutest thing. I love him so much. This fucking dog, the disease, he's so dirty right now though. We got to get him washed. He is mad at his fur is really bad. It bothers me how much I love him.

Doesn't it? Yes. It really makes me mad. I feel like I could fucking murder for him. Yeah. And then it's weird that it doesn't get old. No. Like every time I leave and come back, every time I see him, see his stupid fucking face,

I lose my mind. We didn't give this at all, even the proper even introduction or anything yesterday. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, I'm doing it, fucking me, you're fucking me, you're fucking me, you're fucking me, you're fucking me, I'm doing it, open your fucking me, fucking me in my ass, fuck me in my ass, man. This is a, I mean, understand what's going on. It's a homeless guy, it's bright out, it's the middle of the day. He's laying on his back with his legs up, like he's going to have his dye dye changed.

His pants are down, so he's exposed. He is laying on his back and he's saying, he's actually going through, in his mind, he's getting fucked at that time. And you can tell it's pleasurable, it's a wonderful experience for him, it's not a violation or something he's resisting, it feels good when you fuck in my ass. He even smacks his own ass right then, and he really, he gives orders, I mean, he's, he's, he's really, he's reliving a very positive sexual experience. Shit, shit, shit, fuck me in my ass, man.

He's complaining that he's not getting fucked, fuck me in my ass, man. Wait, the best part of this is the title of, fuck me in my ass, man. What's the title of the clip for people who want to search for it? A homeless dude gets raped and asked, and asked by a gay ghost. Homeless dude gets raped and asked by a gay ghost. But I wouldn't say it's rape, it looks pretty consensual now that we listen to him. Yes, that's a very important distinction to make. Offer a good fucking ass.

Shit. I mean, that's a real passion there, he's like, shit, like, yeah. Oh shit, oh shit feels good, oh shit feels good, fuck me in my ass. Fuck me, man, fuck me. See, it's like the guy stopped, hit this imaginary guy, he's like, come on, man. Like, that fuck me is fucked, come on, man, fuck me. Yeah. Fuck me, fuck me good, fuck me good, fuck me, fuck me, man.

Oh, mind that horse. Huh? Oh, riding that horse. Oh. He's really into it. Oh fuck it, oh fuck it, oh shit, oh shit, man, she's doing the asshole, doing the asshole. In the asshole, man, she's doing the asshole. The guy laughing is the guy recording now.

So great. I think it was the addition of ass hole, throwing the hole in there is what made him laugh. Well, even standards and practices, when you're doing late night television will say you can say ass, but for some reason adding the hole on there, not acceptable. Because I think you picture it, you picture that little asshole. Yeah, Chelsea lately you could say ass, not asshole. Not asshole. The hole really is what gives it the same.

Yeah. And you never really hear, like in porno, you don't hear a fuck my asshole. No, it's just because it makes it comical. Yeah. Open the asshole, open the asshole, open the asshole, open the asshole. And he's in an alleyway, by the way. Yeah. So he's got some privacy, except for this poor kid that stumbled upon him.

Yeah. Who took the liberty to videotape him, which is really neat. That is one of those things where, you know, if anything, let this guy know, thank you. You really get a service to us all by recording that. He found like a homeless leprechaun. He did. And again, it's go on YouTube, homeless dude gets raped in ass by a gay ghost. You know, it's so funny.

The homeless are so inadvertently funny. I mean, we saw that guy. He was in San Francisco who sang the Meowmick song. We're like, what? And he, but he did it aggressively. He wasn't like, I like chicken. I like lippin'. No, like he really, he's fired up.

So it finally happened. You remember, you remember Brent Weinbach's wonderful video that he made. Yes. We played on the show, gangster party line. I think you guys remember it. The gangster party line. Let's see if you can, I'll play the beginning. Here's it here.

What's up, nigga? You want to talk some shit? Call me. So the whole video is, you know, it's a play on the late night call me to talk. And it's a call to talk shit. It's so funny. It's so funny. We played it.

We actually give out a phone number. That's a real phone number in which you can talk shit on. Well, we finally got a mommy that they put on the website that shut up. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. That called to talk some shit. So it's a title. You know, they play the voicemail on the site.

The site is gangsterpartyline.com. This says gangster. Gangster wears tight jeans. Look at you, bitch. Ask me is when you're fucking jeans all low and loose. Pull my shit up high and tight. You're bitch. Ask mama the fucking stands, nigga.

You'll come up into my house, taking my remote, changing my mother fucking TV. I've been stealing bikes since I was six years old. You bitch ass motherfucker. It's like, you know what I'm saying? Well done. Well done. Wow. Well done, sir.

That was fantastic. That is. That's fantastic. I love how he ends it that way. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That was great.

Great. Really, really good. So yeah, we appreciate that. I appreciate that. I appreciate that, man. I don't know what age to that is. You hear it with me? I appreciate that.

I appreciate it. Be anywhere in the world. You can be anywhere in the world, but you hear it with me. That's big. Adora. Adora. Adora. Oh, put the...

Now, was Biggie always that fat? Yeah, he was a fatty. But like that. Or did he get bigger over the years? He got fatter as he got more famous. Yeah. Yeah, but he was big, dude. But isn't it crazy that bitches be fucking him?

Not really. I don't know. I mean, how could you? I mean... I don't know. He was really unsightly. 10 pounds more than me? Biggie Smalls.

No, I don't know. I heard him saying some interview. He was 285 and I was like, get the fuck out of here. Oh shit, son. No. But I'm saying that he was kind of grody. Wait a side. The wonky eye?

Yeah. Is that what threw you off? There was so much happening in Biggie's face. But you know what it is, man? Talent. Talent. You look at how these super talented, ugly as fuck dudes, they pull ass because they're talented.

I guess so. Talented or famous or wealthy. Yeah. Those three things will get you laid. I'm trying to think of who's the ugliest, but most talented. You can't tell me that you look at those guys in the stones and think that they're fucking handsome dudes. No, you're right.

They're all terrible. They're all ugly. Even Mick Jagger's kind of weird. But when they're youth, they were really cuter. Were they? Yeah. And I think, you know, they just aged. They look like shit now.

Of course, dude. They look like the rock band of the century. I mean, of course, dude. So many drugs. Yeah. They still look terrible. I know. Right.

But why do they pull ass? Because they're the fucking stones. Yeah. I just saw this thing. I forget where it was like the new rock and roll is rap. Yeah. Like rock and roll is like just totally, totally dead at this point. You know who I heard on the radio the other day talking about getting laid?

That guy, you know, a modern family, the bigger gay dude. There's two gay. I thought for a minute you meant the cartoon family guy. No, no. Modern family. So there's the gay couple. Yeah. Yes.

So there's the redhead. Yes. Smaller, thinner dude. And there's the big guy. He's straight in real life. Apparently, I didn't even know that there's a straight version of Grinder. I didn't know that. Finally.

I've been waiting for that. That's called Tinder. Oh. That's what that is. I didn't even know that. Wait a minute. I thought Tinder was more of a dating site. I've actually seen Tinder in Canada.

It's a hookup site. I was just listening to his video. Oh, shit. He was on Stern. But Grinder is more like, let's fuck. Here's my dick. Dick pics. Okay.

Grinder is the gay fucking thing. Yes. Right. So this is the straight version. That's what I'm telling you. All right. So he's just like, yeah, you know, it's the same exact thing. That you see pictures.

You hit, you hit like yes or no, and then you can meet up. And he goes, he just, he meets up people in the fucks. That's all he does. Wow. And he, he's public about it. Wow. And you know, people are like, is that really you? He's like, yeah.

It's just out there banging. Bangin chicks. Now, why is he getting, why is he pulling ass? He doesn't need to be on Tinder to pull ass. I don't know. But why is he pulling ass? Because he's famous now. Sure.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, nobody's debating that. But we're talking about. Debating. That's what we're talking about. No, I know. I'm just thinking that I don't, I don't think that Tinder thing is equivalent to Grinder.

And that Grinder is solely like, hey, who's, who's two minutes away from me that I could put my penis in. This is exactly what the dude said. No, but Tinder, because I've seen it in Canada. I'm telling you. I don't know why you're debating something. Because it's not as the gay version is, I believe more of like just put a dick in the hole.

The Tinder one, there's a little more courtship involved. You have to put your interest because I've freaking seen the app. I had a guy in a green room, like my feature act be like, I'm on Tinder and he even showed me a friend of mine who was on there too. And he's like, yeah, you put your interests. It's not just like, hey, I'm Mike, I got a thick black hole that I want you to fill with comp. I'm telling you, man.

That's a good ad. And I used to have Grinder on my iPhone when we lived in Silver Lake, because I was always checking on, I don't want to say who, but yeah, I don't think so. All right. Look, the point of the story is there's no point. Yeah. I mean, it's, I'm reading an article here with the rules of Tinder. You want to have a successful hookup and it says, be good looking, don't be too persistent,

play it cool. It's all about hooking up. All right. And you're acting like you fucking know what's. Well, I've been on there. Okay. I bugging out on Tinder. Okay.

All right. Remember that website, Ashley Madison, where married people could go and ruin their lives? Yeah. I see that ad all the time still, they still play the ads. Yeah. Horrifying. The guy that owns it is married and his wife and like, like, I think his wife works for it.

And she's like, I think it's morally bankrupt. Like they run the site. They own it. And he thinks it's, they think it's horrible, but yeah, I'm not, and I'm not sure that's the smartest place to go because like, wouldn't your spouse who suspects you're cheating go there just to find you and be like, Hey, fucker. Yeah. I've always wondered that too.

Like, do you then do that site? Like if, if you're doing that, would you use alias, like how would you use your real picture? You'd have your photo up there. Yeah. It's like, how do you know? That's so weird. That's the people that go to Craigslist.

Like if you're on Craigslist trolling for puss or dick, you're fucking desperate. Like that's, that's just like putting a fucking sign at the laundromat. Like who wants this? Yeah. Okay. So here's the thing with Tinder. You sign up, you, uh, you set your gender location, sexual orientation. You can swipe through pictures.

You tap a green heart when you like them X if you don't, and a user sees likes, it could decide whether they like them back, then you declare a match and you two meet in a private chat in a room where you can, uh, you can warm each other up, exchange info and arrange to meet. Yeah. Because the reason I believe it's more of a dating thing is Christina Wockenshaw, you know, walkie from the day, she's a standup comedian and she lives in Canada and she has a blog that she does about Tinder dates.

So to me, that's why it sounded more, there's a hair and more courtship involved than Grindr. Grindr's strictly like I'm in the target bathroom. I mean, if you want it to be that you can make it, but I mean, obviously people are using it too strictly hook up. Right. But this, but Wockenshaw uses it for dating, I think too. Okay. All right.

Oh, well, you want to fucking arm wrestle with this or I mean, it's just such a silly thing for you to like take such a strong position on it. Cause I, I don't, listen, here's why I take a strong position on it, uh, gay culture uses the site that was on the radio described it. Does he hook up with girls though? Yes. I just, I have a hard time believing that women are pig-ish like that. Listen, gay dudes, gay dudes, they don't give a fuck.

You know that they don't hook up at the drop of a hat. I just have, I have a hard time believing that, uh, heterosexual women are that pig-ish. I think obviously not all are like that and people will, you know, if, if like, if somebody meets you and you're not down for that, then they probably go, you know what, something came up or they sit down for coffee and they go, yeah, you know, I got to go. That's what he said. He does. Like if it's not, if it's not, if he's not feeling it or he's not attracted to or she

misrepresented herself, he's just like, I got to go to a meeting right now. But otherwise it's meeting for sex. It's what he said. But you want to dispute that. What are you going to get on there? Great. Um, I've been on there, been on there plenty and I use it when I travel, I'll use it on the road.

It's fun. It's a good way to meet people. Is there like a, is there a Puerto Rican tinder that I can only meet? It'll call like, and I can meet just Puerto Rican days. Actually I'm almost certain there is exactly what you want to be. I'm sure it's on there, probably I'm sure there is. Okay. Do it.

Sign up. Well, this is neat though. Cause then don't you think it'll open up like apps for all kinds of people to hook up, like not just white, I'm assuming it's mostly like white heterosexual nerds who are on Tinder and then, you know, grinders like the gay dudes, is there like all kinds? Like that has to be like a lesbian and like, uh, you know, Latin, Do you think it already exists? I'm sure all those already exist.

Yeah. It's pretty exciting. Right. Yeah. Sign up. What a great time to be single. I know. I know.

If I could go back. Can't. Can. Not going right now. Would you get on grinder? I mean, Tinder, if you were a single. Oh, for sure. If I was single right now.

Yeah. Of course. Yeah. But there's, you know, there's gotta be pigs on there. Yeah. But you do exactly what the guy said you do. If you find a match, then you go, let's meet for coffee. You ferret out the pigs.

Yeah. And then you sit there and then you're like, ah, fuck for fuck's sake, for fuck's sake. And then you go, you know what? I got a thing of a flight to, uh, Shanghai I'm late for right now and then you move on. But otherwise you get, you get your, uh, your little suck pig to suck all your stuff. Now, the thing though is that that guy's kind of a high profile dude. Like, wouldn't you be afraid that people would sleep with you and then tell all your secrets and then, you know what I mean?

Like, maybe take pictures of your peener and then sell it to the inquirer or whatever. I guess he, I mean, these are all very reasonable things to ask, but I don't, I don't know how he, how he feels about it, but I guess in this era of, uh, of like everybody over sharing stuff, like it would kind of be like, yeah. You know what? My dick pics on the internet. Like there's politicians whose dick pics are on the internet now. Yeah.

I mean, these days, would you really be, you'd be like, whatever. I mean, it's such, it's, it's so much like not as scandalous as it used to be. Yeah. Like the idea of public versus private, I think is almost, almost, um, non-existent nowadays. There really is very little held private and we're a direct example of that. Holy shit. I mean, there's not much of our lives that we haven't shared on the show. Yeah.

That's pretty crazy. Yeah. I mean, people put pictures of their, their babies, their sonogram pictures on fucking Facebook. Like imagine that, like you grow up and you're like, oh, everything from my conception to like me, my dirty diapers are on the internet. It's so fucking mortifying. I know.

Yeah. There's, you put your life out there. I mean, that guy, that guy with his dad in the car, the Irish guy, yeah, that video has almost 3 million views. So crazy. So that dad, like has been, has been seen by everybody being like, oh, for fuck's sake, Jesus. I know.

Whole world knows his dad now. I know, huh? His dad can't go through that town. They live in wherever the fuck they live in Ireland without somebody being like, I know who you are. I know. Yeah. It's amazing.

It's so funny. Um, yeah. Where's that? Jeans. What are you going to have for dinner? Um, I'm going to have beefy farts. Wow. Meat farts.

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