Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 199-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: February 21, 2014

We are the Mommies 24 - 7, baby. Whatever you done heard, you can forget that. We are who we are and that's that! When Carla goes to Wendy(sic) or Burger King she doesn't get the respect she is owed (MacDonald's(sic) doesn't do her like that). Who is the real leader of sayin "you know what I'm sayin?" Do you know what we're asking here? If you have a whole weight, keep going. Make yourself very, very fat and then make videos and money. Your dreams can be your reality! Plus you know we got that JJ Fish joint you been dying to hear. Get those jeans on and PULL THEM UP. "No, you have a good muthaf***in' night." - Carla

Mom Land though. That's so stupid. That's where you are. You're in Mom Land though right now. That's not. That's so dumb. You're a grown man. Just because you have food poisoning doesn't give you the right to act like this. What did I do? You know what I'm saying? Like Barack Obama doesn't let food poisoning take him down. Alright.

CT Fletcher doesn't stop pumping iron. Man, I want to get CT Fletcher in here. I know. How's it going with that guy? We've been direct messaging. I just haven't been able to lock it down. Oh, he's one of those. We've got to keep the heat on him. Jeans, if you're listening to this as it drops, I'm in Orlando at the Orlando Improv all week through Sunday. And then February 28th through March 1st, the San Jose Improv in San Jose, California. Saturday night, I'm taping an hour.

So come and watch that first or second show. I really doesn't matter now that I think about it. Just come on Saturday if you can. March 6th through 9th, Denver Improv, Denver, Colorado. And then kicking off your mom's house, Extravaganza, starting with March 13th. Tommy and I are doing the podcast live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York. And then the 14th, we do stand up at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn as well. So two different nights, you can get a discounted rate on the stand up tickets if you can buy them online now in advance, which we highly recommend.

Because, listen, we know you guys, there's a lot of you out there and we don't know how many. So get your tickets now so that you don't end up stranded outside in the cold. March 15th, the tour continues. We go to Woodlands Backyard Tavern in Columbus, Ohio. We do the podcast live there. And then, holy crap, we ended in San Francisco. March 20th at Cobb's Comedy Club. We just do the podcast there.

And then we added another night. I just got the link, the ticket, or excuse me, the text from the club that it's now on sale, the 21st at Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa Beach. That's local for everybody in the LA area. And if you're a West Side or you don't have to go to Pasadena, this time if you're at East Side, you've got to come West. Yeah, it's a really nice club. I advise you guys to come out. Come out and spend the day in Hermosa. It's going to be on a Sunday. My advice? It's not a Sunday. What day is the 21st? Sorry.

It's a Friday. My advice is make it a night because Hermosa is so unique. It's so cool. You should make yourself plans to come out, enjoy the beach a little bit. It's such a cool little beach community. It's definitely worth making it an evening. It is. Yeah, come out early. Eat your dinner somewhere around there. Walk around. It's a really cool place. And by the way, it's one of the very few, and you've never heard us say this, very few clubs. It actually has phenomenal food.

So if you want to eat at the club, this is one of the few places I would tell you to eat at. They have salmon. They have steak. Yeah. But like high end, it's not like bullshit like chicken fingers and nachos like most clubs have. So there's just that. Just giving you the heads up. You hear me, Jeans? Good. I hear you. I can hear it.

All right. All right. Well, I forgot to throw in a couple other places where I'm going to be. Oh, yeah. Charlie Goodnights and Raleigh, February 27th through March 1st. Tacoma Comedy Club, March 6th through the 8th. And yeah, all the live shows. That's that player. That's good, son. Yeah. I'm going to drink through this episode just so you know. I see that you have quite a...

The Goblet of Fire. Yes. I'll tell you why. I'm a little stressed out. I've had only 48 hours home this week, which is kind of... I don't like that. I don't like my schedules this tight. It gives me like a severe anxiety. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, it really helps alcohol.

Yeah. You got to do all these things to regulate. Yeah, I know. I definitely hear you. How do people not do drugs or drink wine like to get through life? I don't understand these nerds. I know. You need something, right? Smoke something. Shit.

Do something. Goddamn. Do something, you know. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? We have quite an addition to the, you know what I'm saying, catalogs coming up.

Everybody wants to be the leader in the new, you know what I'm saying? And there's only... There can only be one, but yeah, this is a pretty significant push. Okay. All right. Let's get into the show. You ready, James? Yeah. Let's do it.

It's cold outside. I came up here to get coffee. Call me. Every time I come in windy, I got a problem. This is Burger King, man. We're having some busy windy Burger King. We're up here. You want to call me.

Every time I come in any one of these stores, okay? You bitch, except for McDonald's. You bitch has got a problem. I'm sorry, ma'am. You can go here and step out. I'm just not ma'am. My name is Carla. Okay, Ms. Carla.

That's ma'am. And you know damn well it's not ma'am. Well, I don't know your name until you just told me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Take a good look. Carla. Fuck what you heard.

You know my motherfucking ain't no playmate. Because you can't miss. But they have to fuck yours. They might call it 24-7, baby. And I'm not saying no. 24-7. I'm the same girl. All right, ma'am.

You have a good night, okay? No, you have a good motherfucking night. Y'all some traveling whores up, miss bitch. Oh, Jesus. That shit is big time. Oh, it's ramp. Don't bring anyone loving to this. Yo, mama, the fuck is that?

It's ramp. It's ramp. It's ramp. It's ramp. It's ramp. It's ramp. Yo, mama, the fuck is that? It's ramp.

Welcome to your mom's house. I love how she's like, it's Karla, 24-7. I'm the same bitch all the time. I like the lady who is getting yelled at and trying to keep it cool. It's like, okay, Miss Karla, like it's kind of condescending the way she's like, you're acting crazy. I'll give you your fucking name. Yeah, Miss Karla.

So great. You have a good motherfucking day. I've noticed too in the video that Karla has enormous hangers. Yeah, big sloppers on her. Yeah. Why the irony is that usually when people have huge sloppers, they don't do much to contain them. Yeah.

Like I, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like you should contain. I know what you're saying. You should contain your sloppers. Yeah, there's a man. There's, there's so much going on with Karla. You could just go, you could go to Target.

Every time I come in Wendy, Wendy, I got a problem. Singular. Singular. People making it plural. She flips it on us. Makes the plural singular. This is Burger King. Whatever you want to call it.

Whatever you want to call it. No, it's not. It's not whatever you want to call it. Hey man. Same shit. Different toilet. This is a fucking name of a place. I'm sorry, ma'am.

You can go in and step out. My name is Karla. Okay, Miss Karla. Miss Karla. You know damn well it's not ma'am. Well, I don't know your name till you just told me. I know you don't. Take a good look.

You know my name. It's Karla. Fuck what you heard. Fuck what you heard. You know my mother. Fuck it. Ain't no playmate. Cause you can't miss.

We haven't even, we came and show you obviously that at this point Miss Karla is taking off her wig to show her that you can't fucking play like I'm ready to get down whenever. Yeah. That's a serious move. Um, Tyler Perry rarely does that in the Medea films to show indignation and that is that's a lot. It's a bold move. It's like, I'm really frustrated up in this bitch right here.

And that's what, what, uh, Medea will do when she's really upset seldom Medea seldom takes off her wig. Cause I'm saying like you gotta get a woman mad to take the wig off diary of a mad black woman. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. I think that's what you've had for the last two days. Oh my gosh.

How's your diarrhea today? Let's talk about how, let's get an update for our listeners. I'm just fucking weak. I just feel so weak. And then I just laugh right then or hurt at my head or anything hurt when I laughed. God damn it. Yeah. It's so shitty that like a fucking juice took you down, like not even something worth

it. If you had like raw oysters in some exotic location, you just had a fucking dumb juice. Somebody else tweeted today. They got sick at Jamba juice. No shit. Yeah. I, you know, it could be like those stupid add things they add to it, like probiotic things or something.

I don't know, man. It's fucking weird. I love Carla. Carla would definitely go back to that Jamba juice if she got sick. You know what man? I passed by it today and the scene of the crime, if you will, I was so tempted to go in there and like scream at whoever worked there and be like, you made my arse bed sick. But then I'd end up a YouTube video.

I should call them. I think you're supposed to let them know. Taking my wig off. Oh, for Oh, like as a public service to other people. Yeah. That would be the considerate thing to do. Haven't done it yet. Yeah.

Maybe wait a couple of weeks. Gives a shit. After more people get sick. Let everyone else get diarrhea. Yeah. Why would you be ashamed of it? Why do you have to make that point? My name is Carla.

Every day 24 seven. I didn't say I'm ashamed of it. Why? But why would you have to make that point? I don't know. But I like that she does it. Yeah. Like it's bull.

It's a boy. I'm the same girl. All right, ma'am. You have a good night. Okay. You have a good motherfucking night. That's good. No, you.

That's such a good comeback. Now, you have a good motherfucking night. My guess is Carla has been wandering in there and causing some trouble prior to this incident. Yeah. My money is on Carla being a little bit annoying to the patrons of Wendy of Wendy or the Burger Kings. Yes. She probably goes in there looking for free shit a lot, which is why they're like, um,

lady, really weird. Well, lady, could you take your tits? Could you hoist them up just a little bit for everybody? You know what I'm saying? Like she's got, she's got those knockers that are on her belly. Yeah. Big tits. Huge tits.

Yeah. Like, like, I'm trying to think of it. Like there's, there's certain people, um, the lady, remember the lady we were checking in in Chicago to fly back. There was. Sorry, where? Chicago. Yeah.

Sleeping on the bench. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this is in the airport. And I was like, what?

Like, why is this lady yelling? I mean, it's just fucking talking. Come around here. Fuck with my boyfriend and shit like that. You got to put that fucking phone down. This is at the check-in. Yeah. She's like sitting where she shouldn't be sitting.

She had big titties. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, so it's a very specific look. Usually women, I'm going to go for like the egg-shaped woman, like the woman who's got some weight on her, um, kind of older. Usually someone in their 50. Usually white.

I see a lot of white women doing this. Yeah. Maybe. Nah. Just egg. Full egg. Okay. Like an egg on stilts usually.

And then they got those fucking huge whoppers that just rest on their belly. Like, why don't you just try to get a bra? Like, I think they don't, I think they don't even buy bras. Because they probably can't find bras that hold those pictures. Yeah, you can. Really? Yeah. Listen.

I got huge knockers on. Not like those sloppers you don't. Well, give it a few years. But they have, you can custom make them. You can go to Target and get ginormous granny bras. No. Trust me. They, America's fat now.

Okay. They, they want to sell it to everybody. So Target has big granny tits? Yeah. They got everything. It's RJ. They got big panties. Wait.

What sizes that go up to it? Like a Target? I'm not sure. But I know at least an F is probably standard. What's F? Is that pretty big? Um, yeah. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, maybe you can find it, dude.

You should try at least. You should try at least. Why don't you take Carla shopping? I would love to help Carla and I'm no expert on fashion stuff. You know? And I think she calls them trifling whores on the way out too. Cool. Let's hear that.

Y'all some trifling whores up, miss bitch. Yep. Yep. Hmm. The joys of working with the public, you know? Yep. You get a lot of that. Now.

You know, when you worked in service, you see a lot of that. You do see a lot of that. At least once a day. Wait. You drove by the scene of the crime today? I drove by the scene of the crime. I went to go return some foundation that I bought. Bitch sold me the wrong color.

I knew it. I fucking knew. You know, when some salesperson tries to convince you that they're right and you go against your better judgment, you're like, I just, I know myself. I know that I'm not this pale, you know, maybe in high school I was pale like that. Not now. Come on. And she forced me into buying this color and I fucking knew it, man.

So I held onto the receipt and I went back today and I was like, Hey, I came in here a couple of weeks ago. I bought this. I just know it's not the right color. She gave me the nastiest look. Like she was just deadpan me and I was like, okay. And then the other bitch comes over and she's like, this is not, it's not the same product. It's the other product that you don't really have.

Like I know. I know. I'm just saying I need a different color. So she's like, let me color match it all and then she paints my face with the same she said like that. She could. Yeah. Why didn't you say my name's Carl, bitch?

24th. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm not ashamed of it. 24th. They have a bitch's car. I come up in here. I'm trying to color match me and motherfucker. I'll tell you what.

What the fuck? I got 20. I'm calling 24 seven. Yeah. I bet they would have dropped that little smug look on their face if you said that shit. Yeah. There's those, you know, these cosmetic people. So I decided from now on, I'm just buying everything online.

I don't like these fucking bitches. It's a hustle, you know. Yeah. Online shopping. So much better. Yeah. And if I buy it directly from this company, they, they ship it to you for free. Yeah.

Basically, I'm trying to automate our lives so that we never have to leave our home. This whole thing we didn't even know about, by the way, that you just told me about. Yeah. I don't know how many people know. I mean, I'm sure some people are like, yeah, I've been doing that for years. There's got to be people that didn't know that it could be a regular thing, you know. Yeah. To automate your lives.

Yeah. Automate it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of goods you can do that with where you don't even have to leave your home. You can get toilet paper delivered. Toilet paper.

For your toilet. You can get delivered every like three months and shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because we don't have so much time at home. I don't want to spend my fucking time going to the grocery, dicking with toilet paper and stuff. What's the point?

God damn it. And you also get a discount too when you do that shit, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying. Now speaking of big fat sloppers, big fat parts all over the place, this is a clip that we just got where a lady wants to get fatter. Oh my gosh. So this was sent in today. Today.

Today. Yeah. This is hot off the presses. It's like a woman. They're called feedies or feeders. So she was a normal sized girl, like my size. And now she wants her boyfriend to get her up to 250 pounds. And then 300.

I heard her say that too. That's her goal. Yeah. Maybe give it a listen. Let's play so that people can get an idea of what's happening. How many women in their twenties watch what the 23 year old Tammy Young works tirelessly to put on weight? Tammy from West Hollywood, California is a gainer and she's actively trying to become

as fat as possible. It's funny to hear him say as fat as possible. I know it sounds so official in the accent. Wait, I like that she was so that's they don't, you can't see it obviously because you're listening. So her dumb boyfriend is giving her like, like a tube. A tube. Like what does that call like when Frank, the tank drinks funnel, you know, beer bonging

and he's putting like batter or something in it, like some milkshakey thing. And she's like sucking the tube. She's like, yeah, that's when you hear her going like, like it's erotic for them. Right. Yeah. And the guy really gets off on this. And he's really handsome. Like he's like a good looking normal dude who looks like a normal dude.

She's, she's, and she was cute. Like she was like a normal, pretty blonde girl from West Hollywood and now look, she's like, I want to be huge. Who doesn't like, but who doesn't want to eat all day every day? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. It's not a bad thing to want.

No. I want to eat all day. I have to restrain myself so much. So big. So big. She wants to get all of these. I weigh myself every morning to see how much I'm going to eat throughout the day, how much I need to take in, making sure I don't lose any weight.

And I weigh myself at night to see the work that I did and be proud of myself. Be what? Be what? Uh-uh. I'm proud of myself. That's a common theme with these girls. Yeah. I'm proud of myself.

I'm proud of myself. I'm proud of myself. I don't know if that's the proper definition. You know, I think pride comes from things like graduating college or high school or... You'll notice that she did say... Building a deck. Not... At the end of the day.

Gaining weight. I weigh myself to see the work that I did. Correct. That's what I'm saying. Hi there. Oh, shit. That's Brodie Stevens. Oh my God.

Where did he come from? I don't know. Brodie. Brodie just jumped on our show. Hi. Hi there. Right. So in her mind, she's actually doing something.

Because this is a thing she's working on actively. She's bananas to me. So crazy. So, so crazy. I guess you... There you go. Good job, baby. I'm almost 30.

Oh, so it hurts. Currently, Tammy weighs 16 and a half stone, but with the help of her boyfriend, Johan, she hopes to more than double her weight. 229.5. All right. Not so good. 229 pounds. It's 16 pounds.

229 pounds. It's 16 stone. I hate that stone show. I never understand it. I know. I mean, I could deal with kilos, but for fuck's sake, could I go to stone now? You fucking foreigners. Jesus Christ.

16 stone. She weighs 229. That's pretty big, man. I could see myself getting there pretty easy. No. I would love to just eat all day every day. And be 229. I wouldn't like to be that heavy.

I mean, look at her frame. She doesn't have that big of a frame. No. I think she's actually like normally my size. I would say. It's not a good way for her. I'm about a size eight-ish, eight plus. I'm a 12.

I know that. In women's clothing, I meant. I wear a 12 in women's clothes. How do you know that? I buy dresses. Okay, Truman. You didn't know that? So, wait.

Remember when we came back from South Africa? It's like we were doing what she's doing. We had to buy fat clothes in Africa. Put it this way though. Look at me. Look what's sitting in front of you, this mass of human flesh. I only weigh like 15 pounds. 15 pounds down.

More than her. Oh, really? Yeah. But for a woman that's harder to carry. Yeah, but I feel like you have a frame. To see you any skinnier would be odd. No, it's not. This is your frame.

To me, this is your normal. I just think that you look good this way. But you know I'm a big dude. I'm saying like she's 15 pounds less than me. This woman has eaten herself on purpose. But she looks so obese. She looks like a big porker. I'm a big porker.

I am. I'm a big porker. It's fine. You're not a porker. This is your body type. But you're like a football guy. That's your build. You don't look like a porker.

What it is though is that everybody's body. I just saw a thing actually. I think it was on Facebook where they had. It was like some campaign for Australia for women. And it showed that six different women that all each weigh 154 pounds. And they all had different body types. So it was to show you that like. Your frame.

It all comes in different sizes basically. Right. They all weigh the exact same amount. But one girl was like 5'2". One girl was like 5'10". So it was just like that. And you know different body frames can carry certain weight differently. Yeah.

And it's also where you carry it. Where you carry it. Big difference. The huge thing. And muscle. You know muscle mass. She's not. I'm guessing she's not working on her muscle.

The muscle part she's not big on. But you know. So do you think the fetish here is the guy watching her? I think it's twofold. Yeah. Because she does it online too. I think it's the watching her gain weight. I don't know what the what is arousing about it.

But there are clearly people like it. They like seeing her get fatter. What is the arousal? Let's hear. Maybe they're going to explain it. Make me eight waffles. Cottage cheese and cream cheese. Bacon.

Eight waffles. Chocolate milk. Syrup. Maybe some donuts. A cookie. A chocolate bar. Yeah. That should be good.

Despite her tender years. Tammy's obsession with getting bigger. Has already dramatically altered her appearance. A long time ago I used to be very insecure. It was never good enough. I was always fat. I always thought myself as fat. Until I hit that goal weight.

About you know 180 to 200. Where I just woke up in morning. And just felt the best I've ever felt in my whole life. Tammy's eating exploits have gained her an army of admirers. Who watch her gorge on fatty foods and videos. Which she makes and posts online. Hi. It's Sexy Signature.

And today I'm going to be playing with my. Dowy. Big. Plump. Belly. I get a lot of different requests from fans. People have told me that I've done the best videos that they've ever seen. However not everyone agrees with Tammy's lifestyle.

Her best friend Samantha. Worries for her health. Hi. Hi. When. Well. Hi. She's got that baby voice thing too.

Hi. Yeah. I'm going to get my plum belly. Yeah. Can we just go back to the food request for this day. Yeah. Eight waffles. Oh yeah.

Eight. With syrup. And a candy bar. She had donuts. Cookie. Cottage cheese and cream cheese. But I mean it's all stuff that I'm not opposed to. Yeah it sounds pretty good.

But it's a lot for a hey let's have this all right now. You know what I think it might be buddy. Is her commanding him. Did you notice it was like make me. He was like. Yeah. I want to make you fatter. So that's there's something.

A little bit of that of a dominant submissive thing. Yeah. It's a power exchange. And also too she talks about having to control her weight when she was a thinner person. Maybe this is her way of. Releasing with that. That constant battle you know. So she goes the opposite way and she gets validated for it.

Like isn't this similar to like the. You know like the king ass ripper is not kind of a fetish the glutton. Yeah. Thing it is for sure. Yeah. And I don't think by the way I don't think that 229 is that crazy of a weight. You know I'm not saying that. It's just that she is steadily trying to climb up.

Yeah. And it doesn't really fit her frame. It doesn't fit her at all. Yeah. Yeah. Tammy told me she was doing it on purpose. I kind of freaked out and got very upset and scared for. I don't want her to be here for a long time.

Why? And Tammy's doctor has concerns of his own. She's causing her life to be shorter. She has taken the risk of dying early. However, Tammy remains unrepentant. After seeing the doctor it's not going to change my goal. I'm still want to hit 250. I still want to hit 300.

My favorite is when people say things like after I consulted with the expert. I still don't. It's like so fucking crazy. I know despite a doctor being like hey you're going to die. Yeah. I don't know why they don't. It's a blind spot. It's an emotional blind spot I guess.

Yeah. The doctor told me there was a lady on another show who had some type of skin cancer. And she was treating herself with urine therapy. I remember that lady. Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome. And I put urine like on my eyes.

She goes I rub it on my skin. I just love the way urine feels. I think that came. I remember when my mom had lymphoma like in the 90s. And I read about that urine therapy. It's actually a legit thing that I think they do in Asia. But it's not supported by the medical community. It isn't like Eastern medicine I guess.

But in the West we don't really take that. But she wasn't just drinking it. She started to rub it on her skin. She was doing everything. Yeah. But here's the thing that she consulted with doctors. They were like there's no support of this as a treatment. Like you can do this but it will not treat your cancer.

Right. You have to get into it involved in some other treatment. Yeah. And she was like I heard them and I just don't believe them. I don't think that they know what they're talking about. I'm going to keep doing urine therapy. And you're like okay. She would rub it on her eyes.

Remember she's like I rub it on her face. But what amazes me is like the person that goes, the guy whose job it is to help people beat cancer just said what you're doing will not work at all. Yeah. And she goes but I know that I'm right. I know that the key is in my pee. Yeah.

I know it. But here's something in her defense though is that maybe it's the emotional mental component of that of like the placebo effect of maybe this ritual in her mind helps her and then keeps her mind positive and maybe the positive energy helps her. But maybe that keeps her in a better place emotionally. She was getting worse.

Cancer was progressing. Well, fuck me. I don't fucking know. No, you do know. I'm trying to. Well, why? No, no, here's why. Because I believe that illnesses are brought about by your emotions.

I believe that you can give yourself all kinds of emotional. I mean, physical problems because it wasn't me. I didn't do it. I don't think you did it. But I'm saying that if this woman thinks that P is helping her, then P is helping her. But you do P in addition to real treatment then. Not in Lua.

If I agree, if she would do it in addition to chemo or whatever radiation they want her to do. Great. Steve Jobs tried to beat pancreatic cancer. Change is diet. Yeah. Diet change. He's like, I'm just going to know like we can 98% chance

we'll beat it if we cut it out of you now. Yeah. Let's start even more kale. Yeah. Well, see how that turned out. That was. Exactly. Listen to the experts you fucking fuck fucks.

Dummy. I don't feel like I'm sacrificing my youth. I feel like I'm only enhancing my life. And Tammy has supersized dreams for the future. My career ambition is to become as popular as possible. And I hope I just continue to make lots and lots of money like I'm doing. Despite the risks involved, Tammy is determined to make it big. 2.33.

0.5. 0.5. Oh, she gave some weight. I can't wait today. Today was a good day. You need five pounds. Yeah. Yeah.

I know what's going on here. I know what it is. Are you ready to hear my theory? Yes. What she's doing is rebelling. Do you hear it? Like she's like, I'm going to get like she knows that it's ridiculous. And she persists because I think daddy or mommy called her fat growing up.

And now she's like, I'm going to show you guys. You want to see fat? I'll show you. I'll show you. My name is Carla 24-7 motherfucker. Yeah. I'm going to make money and I'm going to be, she's rebelling. Yeah.

It's kind of interesting. You can be called fat and then go, I'm going to be a fucking bodybuilder. Right. To the people. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Right. Or her way is like, oh, you think I was fat then? Yeah.

I'll show you who's fat. That baby talk voice, which is what Dr. Drew says is because of being molested and stuff. That's how girls, they can talk like this. But isn't it kind of interesting though that like if you do it the, if you go like, I'm going to be in super good shape. You're showing them like, Hey, you called me fat. Look at me now. Right.

Right. It's still payback. It's payback. But if you go her way, you're actually just hurting yourself. Yeah. Isn't it interesting? Yeah. She chose to kind of flog herself more.

Right. You're saying like, Oh, you think I was fat and you put on a hundred pounds? I'll show you me. Yeah. Yeah. You're actually just hurting yourself. Yeah. She's, well, see that's the problem with a lot of us though, is that we think we're getting

back at somebody and you're just hurting yourself. Hmm. That's how most of life works. Is they talk about this on Super Soul Sunday or no? Oh my God. We talk about this all the time on Oprah network, especially like revenge or holding resentment towards somebody. Guess what?

They don't care. Yeah. You're just hurting yourself. By the way, it wrote quick thing. Go to our website, www, well, here it is, www.yourmomshousepodcast.com. You know what it is. And thank you to everybody that got the jeans unit shirt, jeans. That's there.

And the bike shirt. For the first time, I did a reorder for bikes and I'm getting this, the big boy sizes for bikes. We got a lot of requests. So to everybody that wants the bike shirt, you can get it. It'll be, it'll be up probably in a, I mean, they're still up right now, but I'll have the triple X, the real big boy sizes triple X in like a week or so. All right.

There's just that. All right. Um, musical submission came in. You sent this to me. Um, yeah, triple J ice. Is that what? Yeah. Is that what that is?

Ice JJ fish. Something like that. I figured this is kind of your wheelhouse look kind of like a Joe to see. Okay. Let's, let's see if he's got the skills or not. Okay. All right. So far I like it.

I like romance. I like love. Got your flowers yesterday. It's something about the girl that just raised my head on the twirl you get me want to tell all them other girls. There's nothing else better on this world. What is going on here? I don't know.

It was sent to us. Do you think this is real? Like, is he being earnest? I was about to ask you the same thing. I think it's kind of real. Doesn't this have a music video though? This is not like a user, like a listener submitted. No, no, no, this guy made a video and it's him and he's like, he's a really skinny dude

and he's like singing to some girl. That's why I thought you'd like it because it looks like a Joe to see video. It's kind of like cheesy like that. No, it's for real. I think it's for real. It's all kinds of awful. I mean, it's so bad. You think so?

Yeah. Well, it's part. The whole thing is just, it's terrible. It's terrible. I mean, I'd like to hear some more. But do you think he'll sit down and watch it yours now and comment on it the way Noel Gallagher did? That was amazing. He's not the best.

That was amazing. I keep thinking about his self-loathing and how much I relate to that. You really like that one. I love where he's like a man with sausage legs. There's no reason to have sausage legs. This is Ice JJ Fish. Ice JJ Fish, yeah. Yeah.

It's on YouTube. And it's called On the Floor. What the fuck? This is so bad. Good job. You're welcome. Thank our listeners. Gosh.

Golly, they're the ones that submitted it. It's serious. There's articles up about it. This guy's for real. Jesus. You know, it does make you wonder, a guy like Noel Gallagher, a guy like Noel Gallagher, who's in a pretty great band in my... I mean, look, they pretty much were the front of the Britpop movie.

Yeah, yeah. You couldn't really... You couldn't get any bigger. And he was a good band. I loved Oasis. And to think that a man like Noel Gallagher looks back at his career and goes, God, that's fucking painful. Oh, fuck, I hate myself.

And these jackasses are like, I'm amazing. Look at me. Everybody, everybody, listen. It's the celebrity obsession. It's like, I want to be famous. That's what this is. No matter what. And this is when you buy into the idea of just believing yourself too much.

Yeah. You're like, well, if you just want it and believe in yourself, you can do it. It's not true. You shouldn't believe in yourself that much. You shouldn't think that you can do just anything just because you want it. No, do you think it's a result of amazing parents who are like, you're amazing. You can do whatever you want, like over-parenting or a complete lack of parenting. That's interesting.

It's one or the other. Not sure. Let's see. It's interesting. Jesus. Oh, my God. Here's an interview with him on a show. Let's see what he says here.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. You see what nobody says here? I want to hear what he says. Ice JJ Fish. What a name? Hey, Dad.

You've been seeing his YouTube videos. His video was just posted on WorldStar. Oh, I'm sorry. It was over $300,000 when I checked it. And it was just on Friday. So let's go tell him what he's up to now. We got him on the phone Ice JJ Fish. What's up, bro?

What's going on? How are you doing man, with this newfound fame you've got bro? I'm doing pretty good. You belt out all these songs, man. Were you singing in the choir when you were a young girl? What's your background with singing, man? Nah, man. I never sung in the choir, man.

I don't really get much of the track, man. Honestly, man. Really? Yeah, man. I just always really sound to myself. Because you know, I was a kid, man. I think he's retarded. I do.

Nah, man. You know why he thinks he's good at this? He's mentally not all there. He's like, remember that rap battle? Yeah. What's his name? I'm the best, man. I did it.

You like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual baby shower. He was always down. You know what I'm saying? I was never really open person. I was like a real shot person. Okay. Oh, man. You decided to start doing your own thing at the house and start putting it up on YouTube?

Yeah, exactly. Well, once again, we got Ice JJ Fish turning up with us early in the morning, man. We appreciate you giving us a call. Now, where are you from? Where? I'm from country club here. And it's pretty much, it's like a southern area from Chicago. Oh, okay.

So you're not too far from Chicago. Okay. So we got to ask you, if you're coming from that area, and you know, that's where Lupe Fiasco's from, of course, Kanye West. Has anybody been hitting you up to try to sign you, man? I know you got millions of deals coming at you. They're so clowning this dude. That's the best part about Worldstar is that they always clown on people.

Well, this is a radio show. Oh, but this is on the Worldstar hip hop on the website. No, no, no. Oh, they're saying we saw the video that you sent me on Worldstar. Right. So yeah, but I'm saying that Worldstar, that website does showcase lunacy like this guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a little Debbie's always on there.

But they love, they show you bad shit. Yeah, they love to clown on. Oh my gosh. No, I'm not, I'm not. Not really, man. I mean, I've been doing a little flying in there, but no, I'm just trying to really just come up with my own. No, Twista?

Twista ain't trying to sign you, man? No, nobody, man. Sean is not trying to sign you? Actually, actually, I don't know. Dude, he's fucking completely retarded. Nah, man. He listened to him talk. He's retarded.

Zava. And he thinks he's pretty good at this. Nah, I mean, I haven't got a sign yet, but there better be. So bad. But that is the thing with musicians. When they're interviewed, they always act extra boring. And that always makes me bananas. Like you'll, you'll see your favorite band.

Like I watched Sonic youth videos and I was like, yeah, well, we just wanted to take it. And you're like, just fucking act like you're excited to be there. I feel like that when I do press though. I'm not even famous. And I feel like that when I press, when I go to radio and they're like, Hey, what's going on? I'm like, not much. What's up?

Do you have any jokes? Just kind of the show. I'll do an hour of them at the show. Yeah. What do you mean to do here? It's true. Well, I mean, some guys come in here and they're really off the wall. I'm like, yeah, but I'm not off the wall.

So what am I supposed to do? Yeah. Clearly you want off the wall. Yeah. But this guy's half asleep. I mean, he's not even. Yeah. He doesn't even know how to do press though.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah. No. I ain't signed with Kanye yet. No.

No. No. Look. We want to taste. I'm just going to do our freestyle on it. Okay. So I can't even really remember the legs or even how to beat when it was about a couple of weeks ago when this happened.

She's sitting over here and she really, she wants to hear you sing. Isn't that right? I do. I want to hear you sing. I mean, I really admire your voice, but I didn't know you were lyricist as well. Yes, I am. The ladies love you, man. Can I hear something?

Just one of your favorite ones that you just are singing in the car or you're singing a shower, like one of your most favorite ones that you just love that you could just belt out of the park. I, um, I was just saying something that I have mailed like a little video to, um, hold on. Hold on. Oh, take your time, bro. Take your time.

Let me take it. Let's take it. You know what I admire the most is that you don't need autotune like everybody else. You're just doing this on straight talent. Straight raw, man. We love that. Straight raw. We love it.

You can do your thing, brother. Do your thing, brother. Let me have your music. All right. Connect your wisdom. All right. Cause I'm with you. All right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about right now. That's what I'm talking about right now. It's amazing.

I would die. I would love to be in the studio right then. You too. I would change my morning for sure. That was pretty brilliant, actually, that they got him. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. You are skilled, my man.

You know what? I think you're right here, Tom. Yeah. What? I think he, Ice JJ Fish, might be a retard. He's retarded. I'm sorry. A retard.

Retarded. A retard. Babe, we've gone through this over and over. He's a full retard. And he in bags vernacular. Full retard. Full retard. He's going full retard.

He's a retard. I agree. He's just delusional. Delusional is too advanced of a word for him. You're right. This is the beauty of this era, is that all the crazies have a forum on YouTube now. Yeah. It's not hidden anymore.

Yeah, that's true. It's not, oh, is that guy weird down the street? It's no. He has his own channel and we can watch all of it. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. He's too bad.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's too bad, but you know what I'm saying. He's... You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? He's full retard. Full retard. Oh, man.

This generation, this is a problem is that everybody thinks they're so fucking special that they should be on the internet and be celebrated all the time. Retarded. That's what it is. Find it. Retarded. Retarded. God damn it.

Retarded. Retarded. Retard. It's retard. Retarded. Yeah, see? Retarded. Again.

Retarded. Duh. You don't hear it? Retarded. No, it's retarded. Retarded. Retarded. Retarded.

Retarded. Retarded. Retarded. You can hear him go retarded. No boo boo. No. Look, everybody wants to be the fucking man, right? Everybody wants to be the king, but there can only be one.

Everybody says like, oh, I've got the most. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I said, I said, I said it. I said. I said, we can. But how many people can be the champ?

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. There's not there's not room for everyone to be champ. No. There's a, there's a limited amount of you know, you know what I'm saying? Is that we can, you know? I ain't never had a job before in my life until I started working for shit. You know, in and out of jail.

You know what I'm saying? Did a little bit of everything, you know what I'm saying? And we met the person that submitted that in Chicago this weekend. Yes. He had a wonderful beard. Yes. How amazing that we get to meet the people that send us clips to change our lives. That was great.

If you've ever sent one of the staples of the show, make sure you introduce yourself. It's a big deal for us. We say this shit more than you can imagine to each other. So. I had a job in my life. You know what I'm saying? In and out of jail. You know what I'm saying?

I'm like, pshh. A little bit of everything. Which is code for a severe criminal. Yeah. I have a criminal background. Of course. A little bit of everything is what they say on the Sopranos too. Yeah.

I've been locked up a lot. A little bit of everything. Hey. Keep your dick up. Keep your dick up. That's a job you said. Oh man. So we got, you all right boo boo?

Yeah. Sharp stabbing paints. I'll be right back. Okay. All right. I got some water. And some rice. Some rice.

Eat something in your little... Yeah. That feeding girl would really hate getting food poisoning because you start losing weight. I bet she gets it a lot. You think so? I think when you eat that much, don't you have to shit that much? Yeah. I don't know.

It's just my speculation. Hmm. She wouldn't like it. I got a Fifa on my lap. Anyways. Tell me a Fifa. Hi Fifa. I just love him so much.

Hi. Here's the guy who's running for the championship. The mayor of, know what I'm saying? Yeah. He wants to be the mayor. Here we go. Do you know what he's saying? I got a 2000 wine Chevrolet Suburban.

You know what I'm saying? Putting oil for the city. She took me about six months to put it together. I had it like just like two years now. You know what I'm saying? DJ Kube. Y'all know me. You know what I'm saying?

Truck Time Rapper Santa. So I'll be doing it. You know what I'm saying? Put it down. Who's your daddy called back to you? You know what I'm saying? June 2010. Let's get it.

I got some dubs. You know what I'm saying? It's called Swags. You know what I'm saying? 28's. You know what I'm saying? So I'll be getting it in. You know what I'm saying?

Put it down. You know what I'm saying? That's how we get it in. That's a lot. That's a lot of you know what I'm saying? I counted 10. Oh, I didn't even count. That's good.

I got the 10. I feel like in my heart, this guy's second place, first place is that I have a job in my life. That's just because of the way that he's spun one of those you know what I'm saying? How many you know what I'm saying is in that clip? Like three or four. It's definitely not the most you know what I'm saying. Yeah.

Really? No. Really? No way. He says three or four. Okay. Maybe it's a placement. Well, it's also how many people ever say, I'm like, do you know what I'm saying?

It's that. Yeah. That's what stands out. Okay. You know what I'm saying? He doesn't even, he doesn't even have something to refer to till you know what I'm saying. Right. I mean, this guy is like, I'm from this, you know, I'm saying a neighborhood.

I got these 22s or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Like all things that you're like, yeah, now I understand what you're saying. But then when you go, um, this is a lot of, you know what I'm saying is we don't give it the full credit. This one here. I give him the grease. I tell him there.

Oh God. Put some on his finger. Oh boy. Stick it in his ass. And you know, I'm saying kind of like fuck yourself to loosen yourself up. Cause I know he had never been penetrated before. It was his first time. That's an old penitentiary trick that I learned from some old convicts.

If he screamed rape, you know what I'm saying? Okay. He had grease on his fingernail. Oh Jesus. So he greased his own self up. You know what I'm saying? I'm just going to basically lie and tell him I've been fucking him. He's been my boy.

Been my boy. Hell, they going to buy it. You know what I'm saying? Yes. I'm going to go, I'm going to go to the extreme and get four or five other guys that lie and say, I've been fucking him too. Been taking care of him. He's been my boy.

I said, what if I take this knife and stab it right through your face? I said, well, you like that? So he's like, he's scared now when he sees this knife. You know what I'm saying? They had a knife to my eye and one in my throat right here in my jibbler. And I'm telling him, I can just fill him, you know, stick him in. It's like they put any pressure on him. It's going to cut me wide open, you know?

I go to fucking him. Oh my God. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Slowly at first. You know what I'm saying? Try to loosen him up. Jesus.

It was tight. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was definitely a virgin. He's grown and, you know what I'm saying? Mornin' and tellin' me how it hurts. So, you know, I bagged out a little bit. At this time, my dog, he had to door. You know what I'm saying?

He's standing in front of the cell. So he's like, man, come on, man. God damn. Don't hurry up, man. I'm going to get sprayed too. I said, well, come on. I can get up off of him. I'm in the middle of it.

Now I'm there. So I can't, I can't well chop now. You know what I'm saying? I got to go and go through with it. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like stuck, stuck there in here with him. It's a longer, you have to go, you have to ride the train for longer to get, to get to all of them.

But there's definitely a lot of, you know what I'm saying? All right. You're right. There's a, I'll give it to you on the, the number. Yeah. I just, I feel like the context is not, it's not the same. Yeah. I was like, I got these rims, you know what I'm saying?

It's, I was raping this dude. You know what I'm saying? The, the prison one's a harder listen. It's a hard sell. I'll give you that. You know what I'm saying? It's tough. You know what I'm saying?

God damn. What? Did he say, he, the guy goes, he had my, he had the knife in my jibbler. I think he, he's trying to say jugular and he said jiggler. You're my jiggler. One in my chest and one in my jiggler. Jesus. What a life.

What a world we live in. Jesus. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. My favorite one is still the chug night documentary. Yeah. That's an ultimate. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're saying. It's good though guys. Keep submitting them please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Much appreciated. Yeah. I can't, it's so hard to listen to that guy. All right. What do you got? Okay. So I got an email from Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. This is kind of a, you know, a serious question, but. Okay. Hello main mommies. I know you both do a good amount of traveling and my husband is a salesman and he does a lot of traveling too. I was wondering how you both handle one another traveling a lot. And then she adds, I would love to show my burp game against Jeanette.

Whoa. Bold. We'll send us an MP3 Amanda of your burps. Like if you have an iPhone, there's a little voice recording thing. Record yourself burping and send it in and we'll let you know what's up. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

If you can handle, you know what I'm saying? What Jeanette can do. It's not a bad idea to put Jeanette up against our listeners. Yeah. She can really fucking, some people were giving it up already. They were like, my far game is on top, but that's burp game is really incredible. I almost shot wine out of my nose. If you have a burp that you think rivals Jeanette's listen to the Jeanette episode, listen to what

she can do. And if you still feel inclined, send us your burp. Whoa. That's a challenge right there. Of course. From mommy number two. Just challenge you. Excuse me.

Just see what. I omitted that Amanda wrote. If I had to pick one, it would be Christina is the name of me. Jesus Christ. I omitted it for your feelings. So how do you handle your spouse being on the traveling so much? Well, I drink a lot, um, watch a lot of Netflix, uh, got this dog that I'm, um, probably not attached to in a healthy manner.

So you tell me, Amanda, get a dog, you know, I honestly, I think that's why I got Theo because I'm on the road so much alone and, uh, and I was like, I can't do this. This is unhealthy. And I got a dog. Well, Amanda, I'll tell you how I handle it. Uh, my masturbate probably an unhealthy amount. What's the most you've done in one day? Well, my record is old school.

I can't do what I used to do. Okay. Well, what are you looking at these days? These days, anything over two is really a lot. I think two is actually significant, you know, it's a lot. What's your old school, right? Six or seven. God damn.

It's a high school, you know, you just, you met, you met, immediately you just bounced back. You're like, what's up? Let's go. Like you don't have any. Now I would say once is definitely normal. It's fine. Twice.

If it's separate, like they're far apart and like more than two is definitely, I go, Oh, I'm having a depressed week right now. More than two is definitely an indicator of sadness. Yeah. I've never had more than two home. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's no reason to be that pathetic about it.

Yeah. Sometimes Amanda, a good thing to do is to eat a cheeseburger and a masturbate. I've done that too. Yeah. Eating definitely helps Amanda, but wait late and late into the night. Like I like to get your eight waffles to get your biggest meal right before you go to sleep. Yeah. What I like to do is after some shows on a Saturday night after I've, you know, done

really, really well, I go back to my hotel room around one a.m. drink a lot and then I get like mac and cheese, some chicken fingers from the club, maybe in a box on the way home, right? I box them up, take them in my room and then eat the fries like two in the morning. And then go sleep. Yeah. But that's the key. You got to sleep right after.

You feel good too. And when you wake up, your bowels will feel good. Everything feels good. Your face is nice and puffy from the sodium and the alcohol. You got to get away. Here's the truth. That's the all these, all these are like the instincts you have. You got to get away from this.

Yeah. So the thing to do is you have to identify what's making you feel, you know, a certain way. And you got to, you got to actively look for ways to be healthier. Yeah. Amanda, emotionally, mentally, physically, like you have to make yourself go to the gym. Beakley.

Yes. You got to make yourself spiritually clinic cleanse. You got to do all these things to survive. I think. Yeah. It sounds like Amanda. It sounds like he travels and you stay home. I would recommend connecting with your girlfriends.

Have a night where you guys get together and do something you enjoy, watch movies, bake cupcakes, you know, crocheting, whatever the fuck it is you like, connect to your friends. Because that's another thing. A mistake I've made in the past is like, I'll isolate, which is what my therapist says I do. I do too. Big time. I'm cool with not seeing anybody for a long time.

That's why we're married. I was going to say that also Tom and I, our constitution is such that we kind of tend towards being loners naturally. Most comedians are sad loners or sad clowns. But if you're not wired that way, I highly recommend reaching out and connecting to your friends and family. Planning things is great. Plan dinners when you know you're going to be alone so that you're not, you have something

to look forward to. Like if you know Friday night he's out, go have dinner with your friends. And that way you're not so lonesome. That's good advice. But there is no substitute for your husband. Don't go looking for it because that's trouble. It's trouble and it's true. There's no substitute.

No sweetheart. But love him when he's home. Face time. Face time is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. And we text all day, we call each other a lot. I actually sometimes feel like I know more what you're doing when we're apart than when

we're together. Like in a weird way. Because I'll be like, oh, I know that he's eating right now or he's going to the gym or whatever, unless you're lying to me and banging some fucking horse. All right. This next email. This is pretty funny. Mommy's, I have a story for you about how the podcast has infiltrated my life, making

not so funny social moments, inappropriately hilarious. My wife is pregnant, real high and real tight jeans, and we are attending prenatal classes last night in a class about breastfeeding this girl raised her hand and asked, quote, if my blood sugar is too high because of the diabetes, will that transfer to my breast milk and then to the baby? My wife looked at me and said, she has the betas and started laughing at this poor pregnant lady. I actually thought we might be asked to leave the class because we cannot stop laughing

to ourselves. And it's all your fault, mommy's. It's pretty funny. That makes me happy. Me too. And also he adds, also, I just wanted to contribute my ultimate wiping technique. Thank you. It says, I'm not a big guy, but I'm a hairy bear of a man that eats a lot of protein,

powders and spicy foods. The best wiping advice I can give is keep it as trim as possible down there. It makes a huge difference in the amount of unending wipes. It may not be easier fun, but it's well worth it to keep the hair down there to a minimum. And then he adds, your mom's in the fucking stands. He is so right about that. But I'm clean down there and I still got to wipe a ton. Yeah.

Fuck. Well, I got leaky butt. I definitely understand what he's saying. I've considered then using the trimmer now. I got a second trimmer to trim my butthole. You're kidding. I think I might do it. When did you get that?

My main one started to go dull. Yeah. By the way, the second one's not. I have to get another one. I think the peanut is the original. Right. So I need to get a new one of those or get a new just beard trimmer. Can I tell you why?

But I might use the one that I bought for your asshole. For my asshole. Good call. I'll help you. I'll help you with that. Seriously. If you need another set of eyes on the situation. Yeah.

No, I'll help you. I mean it. Can I tell you coming from somebody that shaved their asshole for years. Real delicate dance. I would actually recommend going with a razor down there. Really? Yeah. You got to do it by feel.

You can't really see your own ass. And you do it quick and you do it hard, right? You do it? Yep. Stabby motions. Worked really well. The peanut, by the way, is the working man's grooming tool. Yeah.

I feel like that's, it's like the working class level and it's also the best. Yeah. This fancy fucker once. I don't know what's up. It's fucking up my beard, yo. That peanut lasted you a couple of years. Think about shaving too. I thought about shaving.

Going barefaced again? Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Go for a change. Yeah. I love your beard though. I love the colors, the silvers, the auburns.

There's many colors in it. Yeah. Anything else, Jeans? Let me think about it. Hey, you know what I just realized? This is episode 199. Fuck. Fuck.

We got to get someone special for 200, huh? 200 is coming up real quick. Can you believe that shit? Yeah. You know, I remember when we were discussing you, oh Theo's itching. He's so cute. I remember discussing when you got the peanut on our show. Yeah.

It was revolutionary for me. Yeah. I really enjoyed it. What I do, I just, I need a new one. I mean, you know, a couple of years for a beard trimmer is pretty long, I think. It's a long time. Yeah. I mean, I don't maintain it well.

I'll give it that. I don't clean it as much as I should. No. I know that. Oil her up. So it's going dull. It pulls hairs now. I'm like, oh, it should.

That's not cool. I know. Yeah. I just want to say I love you guys. Thanks for listening. Yeah. Thanks guys. Our lives amazing.

I can't tell you how much it means to us every time we go to a city and we meet you guys and we hear your stories, we hear your dental updates, your farts. And it is amazing to meet you at the shows. It really is. And I got to tell you, doing the live podcast has become like, I get more excited for it than any other type of performance that I've done. There's something really amazing that happens when we do the live podcast. It's so, I sound cheesy saying this, but it's so much fun.

The energy is so crazy. Because you guys, you bring it to the live show, so I'm so excited to be doing these live podcasts coming up. It's really, it's so much fun. Yeah. I like it best because it's totally 100% us. This whole show has just been the two of us sitting down and being like, what's the dumbest shit we like?

Let's just see if other people like our dumb shit. And it's worked out. It's worked out pretty cool. It's pretty amazing. We're right on the cusp of episode 200. Bananas. Bananas. Well, we'll figure something big out.

All right. We'll do it for you guys. Thanks again. We love you. And we'll see you real soon, Jeans, real soon.